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Solo siguiendo las palabras de un conocido, es necesario que cumpla su trabajo en una ciudad tecnológica, un lugar hermoso, pero lleno de criminales, corruptos o bandas criminales que perturban la paz. ¿Cómo un lugar tan hermoso por fuera te acerca tanto al infierno? Imágenes y memes de la historia en Instagram con el nombre de "Shadsword".

> What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

Somewhere deep in the forest of Westward, a shadow lingers. Some say it’s only a myth. A creature made of shadows. A beast… or a demon. Born without a heart. A shadow that manipulates humans. On one cold and lonely night, two creatures appeared. Nemorak and Malvier. They made a bet—a human game. One must make a girl fall in love. The other must kill five people… without getting caught. The prize? The whole town. A girl named Lillian the daughter of a former mayor, who died on a ship, along with his wife. Caught in a game between those two creatures, her kindness twisted the rules. Her kindness made Malvier, also known as Robert, grow a heart… and fall in love. Until the game… was no longer played out of hunger but out of love.

Betrayed, rejected and constantly humiliated. She’s pushed to her limits, when her husband, Alpha Aiden uses her as a wager due to his first love’s manipulations. Bella was born as a unique existence, well not in the good way. She was born as the only werewolf without powers! Her father, a renowned werewolf healer, uses his only royal favor to send her to become a guard for the king but she’s still ridiculed and treated as an outcast. She’s thrown into a dangerous game of politics, love, betrayals and forbidden magic. What does she do when she’s greatly desired by the two rival princes? One crazily possessive of her and the other using the most unholy means to make her his! Find out how she’s able to rise to become the Luna that’s feared by all. And that’s not all lol! There’s a shocking twist that crushes everything you (the reader) thought you knew.

They were sworn enemies, one born of moonlight, the other crowned in fire. Eirian, heir to the Moon Court and commander of the elven resistance has spent years clashing blades with the Demon King, who seeks to conquer his people. Kael, the feared ruler of the underworld, calls him a thorn. But when the world begins to fall apart, they are forced into an uneasy alliance. As they fight to survive, hatred gives way to something far more dangerous. Kael was never meant to care. Eirian was never meant to stay. So why does it feel like they belong to each other?

Cael Virel was once a top-tier strategist of the Empire. The quiet genius behind every war they won and every enemy they crushed. But in a world ruled by the Gifted, those born with supernatural powers, Cael’s lack of an ability made him disposable. When a jealous prince needed a scapegoat, Cael’s brilliance became his curse. Branded a traitor. Stripped of his name. Tortured. Buried alive beneath the capital he helped build. In the darkness, abandoned by the world he bled for, Cael screamed one final wish: “Let them suffer. Let them all burn.” A devil appears in his final moments, offering a twisted salvation: a System forged from Cael’s rage, granting him abilities far beyond understanding, in exchange for his soul, and a ticking clock counting down to his final breath. Now reborn under another identity, Cael rises from the shadows, his mind sharper, his power absolute, and his will unbreakable. With every completed quest, every manipulated noble, and every enemy crushed underfoot, he inches closer to the heart of the Empire that destroyed him.

After dying on Earth, Robert Osborn woke up in a foreign world ruled by magic, bloodlines, and power and wealth. As he read the novel, he was in a fantasy world. Once the heir of a noble house, he finds himself burdened with the Osborn name. Join Robert on this thrilling adventure and romance journey filled with treacherous politics, deadly battles, and rival clans. Can he lead a declining family back to glory and into the strongest clan the world has ever known?

I was supposed to die five minutes in. That was the job—show up, monologue badly, get one-shot by the protagonist, and respawn next patch with worse stats. But then... the game crashed. And when I woke up, I wasn’t just Zerik the Tutorial Boss—I was Zerik the Bugged. Glitched stats, busted skills, a cursed pop-up I can’t close, and a system that keeps calling me the “Final Boss Candidate.” Worse? The protagonist missed his spawn point, the hero’s party is late, and the NPCs think I’m some legendary reborn deity who speaks only in cryptic memes and sarcastic rants. Now I’ve got: A mana-draining cat familiar that drinks espresso. A passive that makes every important character misinterpret my words as prophecy. And a System window that keeps throwing "balance patches" at me mid-fight like it's a game dev on caffeine. I didn’t ask to be the villain. I didn’t even ask to be alive. But if this world wants a Final Boss, fine—I’ll give them one. Right after I figure out how to close this damn tutorial.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Natalie Roberts lived her life as the perfect daughter, obedient sister, and devoted fiancée—until she discovered she was nothing more than a tool. Her blood kept her sickly sister Hailey alive. Her engagement to William Parker? Just part of a plan to secure power. And when Hailey became pregnant with William’s child, the betrayal reached its peak. Left for dead—stabbed, discarded, and buried in cement—Natalie awakens not in the afterlife, but in the cold gaze of Logan Parker, William’s dangerous older brother. Feared across New York City, Logan is ruthless, calculating... and now, inexplicably, her only hope. With her former life shattered, Natalie vows to rise—not as a victim, but as a storm. Love? She gave that once. Now, it’s time for revenge.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

Setelah kekalahan Denmark, Swedia datang ke daratan Jerman untuk menyalakan kembali harapan Protestan yang diinjak-injak Kekaisaran Romawi Suci. Namun, di tengah kabut perang dan perebutan kota demi kota, perlahan muncul bisik-bisik aneh di antara para tentara. Malam yang semakin sunyi, pasukan yang tewas tanpa sebab jelas, dan rahasia kelam yang perlahan menyelimuti medan perang. Robert, seorang prajurit muda, dan Paul, sahabat yang selalu bersamanya, mendapati bahwa musuh mereka bukan hanya pedang dan peluru... tetapi sesuatu yang jauh lebih gelap—sesuatu yang lahir dari ambisi manusia sendiri.

Robert was a broken, frightened boy—haunted by pain and shadowed by weakness. But when the people he loves are threatened, something within him awakens. A terrifying power. With karma as his weapon and vengeance in his heart, Robert must rise from the ashes of his past and become a warrior. Because if he doesn't… the world will burn.

C'est l'histoire de Shiroi un adolescent qui va tout perdre et découvre qu'il est maudit par un ancien démon. Rejoignant un groupe terroriste il va se battre contre les gouvernements qui veulent sa vie.

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

There is a world most similar to the conventional, but with an atmosphere laden with magic energy. The world is called Kreete. There's a boarding school student who's lived in the desolate town of Axille his entire life. His name is Robert. There is an age-old plot involving the soul of a long-dead powerful wizard, who possessed the body of his descendant, Robert. The wizard's name is Gabor. Following his possession, Robert's life is catapulted into an extraordinary adventure, and with Gabor's help, he uncovers the hidden history and workings of his world, Kreete, and must navigate the experiences that followed his possession; the abilities, the opportunities, the acquaintances, and especially, the dangers. A world-changing danger, brought about by Gabor's past, is inevitable as it may be. A danger that struck too close to home.

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

A sweet, hardworking assistant with an almost obsessive devotion takes on the challenge of managing a prickly K-Pop idol—slowly uncovering the person behind the persona as the two learn to work together, navigate fame, and the possibility of something more. Popstar Sitter is a romantic comedy BL series created and written by screenwriter Robert Timsah. The story is told in present tense because it was originally created as a screenplay.

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

"Once hailed as Flamguardia’s strongest and smartest hero, Robert Flamesworth is betrayed after the Abyssal War. Now reborn a thousand years later in a world that twisted his legacy, he seeks vengeance and the truth behind history’s greatest betrayal."

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A world of hunters in which they hunt down creatures from another world in the form of gates and the dungeons inside them, with the power of cliche and memes anything is possible! "does that mean I could fly?" "no shit" "is that a gate that leads to another world?!" "what of course not they lead to dungeons!... Wait... Wha-

Lucy A quiet, strange orphan girl who has always felt drawn to silence, shadows, and the things others pretend not to see. After kissing a dead boy and bringing him back, she becomes the key that unlocks the barrier between the living and the forgotten dead. Lucy discover the body of drowned orphanage boy Robert She overcome the grief and kisses the strange boy He came back to life cold. Confused and different Something ancient stirs Lucy begins hearing voices from the empty rooms and seeing shadows move. Robert avoids mirrors, fragments of the other side. The veil between life and deads weakening Lucy finds the seal, forgetting the door is deep, when she opens the door with a. Kiss the dead came pouring through Some spirits are Grateful, some are furious. Some vengeful spirit try to possess Lucy to seek revenge Lucy resist but her mind is sacred by the experience Lucy learns of the silent crown, a spectral monarch ruling the hollow. She uncovered some secret names, murderers, and crimes of betrayal. Lucy also loses control of her body, her to a furious spirit. Although she overcome it when she got herself back Lucy sacrifices something, her soul, her name, or her ability to be remembered, to close the Door and trap the dead again. She sanitises the orphanage home at the end. Praises were honored to Halley. Lucy became the captain of the orphanage

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- This is a super short story so there will be less than 20 chapters in it.

Zane Kingsley was just your average Gen-Z burnout. Jobless, broke, sleep-deprived, and emotionally sponsored by memes and sarcasm, he didn’t ask to wake up in another world. He especially didn’t ask to wake up in the corpse of Varell Duskshade—a disgraced noble who got himself expelled from the continent’s most elite magic academy by throwing a flaming chair at his professor. With no memories of this body, no magical knowledge, and no idea why his fingers keep glowing at the worst moments, Zane must now survive a school where bloodlines matter, failure equals exile, and everyone remembers what he did—except him. Oh, and there's a mysterious voice in his head that may or may not be a sentient error message from the universe. Armed with broken logic, a twisted sense of humor, and the kind of ideas that shouldn’t work but somehow do, Zane is about to take Eldryn by storm. One illogical spell at a time.

Jude Perry lived in Ordum, a peaceful and quiet place where all villagers were proud to live. She was raised by her father after her mother's death when she was 5 years old. Their village had night guards to guard them against wild animals who would snick and eat their livestock. Murray's enemies were from the tribe of Bone Shadow. He changed to his werewolf form but was not strong enough to not feed for days, but he was able to escape with several bullets in his leg, shoulder, and stomach. He was the strongest and most feared werewolf, Murray, who fell into the River Ordum. He was swept away by the water that was flowing at a high speed in the direction of Ordum village. The silver bullet in him had compromised Murray's ability to fast heal. His memory had gone and he had to regain it. For the first time, he was able to eat something that was burned meat, which he had never tasted before. Before, werewolves could feed on human beings, but with the ruling of Murray and controlling the pack, humans, and werewolves even intermarried.

“Who are these brave knights?” asked the beautiful princess, her voice laced with hope and confusion. “We,” said the one with the flaming sword and a Molotov in his other hand, “are the reason your castle’s on fire.” ______________________________________________________________________ When five gamers wake up in a medieval fantasy world armed with nothing but their Garry’s Mod powers and limitless chaos energy, the laws of reality don’t stand a chance. Armed with spawn menus, physics guns, and the social grace of a teabagging speedrunner, these misfits aren't here to follow the prophecy—they’re here to break the server. They crash royal balls (literally), slap dragon butts in slow motion, and rewrite fate itself using Lua scripts and duct tape. Magic? Outclassed. Destiny? Debugged. Common sense? Deleted. In a realm of swords and sorcery, they bring memes, mods, and mayhem. The kingdoms will fall. The physics will glitch. And yes… the Jigglypuffs is just getting started.