Alien Dad Jokes

●●●●●●[WSA 2025 Entry]●●●●●● Please support!! *Synopsis* David awakens to his new reality,and he discovers that he has become a vessel for an alien technology system. Wait..what happened?..,where am i?..., what the hell am doing here!!… Thoughts flooded up in his mind as he looks around,He was in the military underground Base medical facility. Ding.. Ding...a technological system rang in his head…a message then popped out of no where, he could see them clearly through his eyes… [To activate the alien system] [Choose a language] Written beneath it were different human languages,he was so Confused trying to sum up everything that was happening,it was as if he had lost his mind during the war,he tried cleaning up his eyes with his hands to see if he was truly going crazy,luckily he wasn't …. What is happening to me?! What am I seeing?! He said to himself… Controlled by his thoughts the system couldn't bring up any other language than the one he was familiar with “English” [Language Processing….] [System Activating…..] [Welcome to My Alien System] [Host:Human] [Human Host Integrated..] [System Initialization Complete] What?! An Alien system?! How?! [Synchronise with the Alien System] Huh!!, Synchronise what?!... [Alien system synchronising…] [...10%...40%.....75%....100%...] [Alien System synchronising completed….] At this moment he was losing his mind and drenched in his own thoughts, he couldn't fathom what had just happened to him. As times passes by David realises that it happened to be an alien system which has integrated with his body,David adapted with the system making him enhance extraordinary strength,agility, and the ability to wield energy, David became more than just a soldier - he became something unhuman…. David's journey raises profound questions: Why he,what's so special about him that he was been chosen,and where will he end up,What does it mean to be human? Can evolution be forced, or must it be earned? And what secret lies beyond the threshold of human understanding? All the answers will be unravelled in the book,"Read up to find out more... but be warned: once you start, you won't be able to put it down!” ************************************ I'm new to writing and this is my first book,please support me by gifting me power stones if you like the book. Thankyou:) Also join the link to my discord server>>> https://discord.gg/M28zTVVb

They Weren’t Just Hot Aliens—They Were Beast Men Too. And Now? The Universe Was Breaking Apart. ——————————————————— Hot Alien Lords. An Apocalypse. Strange Universes. A Glitching Storyline. Secrets, Betrayal, and a Fight for Survival. ——————————————————— She was just an overworked, underpaid author who fell asleep mid-chapter—only to wake up as a maid in her own novel. The bad news? She was trapped in the castle of three devastatingly attractive alien lords, brothers whose power could crush her in an instant. The worse news? In a world where females were plain at best, she’d somehow become the most jaw-droppingly gorgeous woman alive. Now, every jealous (and horrifyingly ugly) female wanted her dead, and the lords? They wouldn’t stop looking at her like she was their next meal. Her insider knowledge of the plot should’ve been her golden ticket, but the story? It was glitching. She’d written them as hot aliens who could transform into beasts—snakes, lions, and jaguars, to be exact. But seeing it firsthand? Terrifying. Their movements blurred the line between man and monster, predatory gazes locking onto her with an intensity she never typed into existence. Was this how they’d always been? Or was the world twisting into something else? Then came the real horror. An apocalyptic infection was spreading beyond the castle walls. People were mutating, becoming something... inhuman. The world itself was fracturing, opening doors to unknown universes that were never part of her original draft. One brother craved her like an obsession. Another wanted to break her. And the third? He carried a secret that could destroy everything. Thalina thought the lords would be the only males she’d have to mate with. Now? She wasn’t so sure. Between a castle full of murderous women, the dangerous desire of three alien beastmen, and a storyline spiraling out of her control, survival wasn’t just a goal anymore—it was the only thing keeping her from becoming another twisted piece of the story. Can she escape her own creation, or is she fated to die in a world she never meant to live in?

The best actor was shooting a doomsday movie when he suddenly transmigrated to a real doomsday world and became Aon Flearov, a young man with a huge debt and a blood-sucking family. What does one do in the apocalypse? Of course, shoot variety shows, live streams, do ads, act in movies, hold concerts and fan meetings— The whole showbiz world was placed in real apocalypses, and Aon, a newly-debuted doomsday star, was thrown to a random variety show to fight zombies! It was at this desperate moment that Aon awakened a superpower— A system. DING! [Heyo, dad, your son is online~] Aon: [Son, are you a farming system? A counterattack system? A pay-to-win system?? Anything will do!] The system instantly burst into tears: [B-but dad, I'm a superstar system!] And so, in a doomsday dating variety show: The system picked and chose a few "cabbages" seriously: [Dad, do you want to find me a zombie step mom or an alien step dad? Old or young? One, two, three, or four?] In a doomsday gourmet show: The system handed a frying pan, spatula, guitar, piano: [Go, dad! I want a stir-fry zombie brain, alien omakase, mutated beast AYCE, spirit plant pancakes— ] In a doomsday idol survival show: The system looked at the zombies and aliens crying on their knees, begging for mercy: [Dad! They're all moved by your singing! They want an encore!] [Dad! After you do the zombie dance, the zombies collectively change their race's name!] Doing part-time jobs in the eternal sun apocalypse, camping in a natural disaster doomsday, living with aliens, styling zombies in Doomsday Supermodel, turning into plants and fighting zombies, fighting against fellow doomsday celebrities in Doomsday Survival championships— Here, there are various shows you can and can't imagine. Name one, and it will come true. #An actor who cannot become a superstar isn't a good doomsday survivor# The three no: No R18 No harem No BL/Yuri— no bullying the author! PS: This novel is written by the author's cat Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv or ask for a discord link through IG DM

Callian was just a normal guy—if being an S-rank hunter, swordmaster, and archmage counts. After transmigrating into his sister’s novel, he settles down as a café owner… until a one-night stand leaves him with a baby. When the mother runs off, Callian happily raises their daughter, Violet. Years later, the Grand Duke demands Violet back. In the original story, Callian was a scumbag who abandoned her. Not this time. To protect her, he crushes the Seven Calamities and wipes his hands clean. But now there’s a new threat—suitors. The Crown Prince? Denied. The Archmage’s heir? Nope. The holy heroes? Over his dead body. Violet is his precious daughter, and Callian isn’t letting anyone take her away.

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/ndfXXVpR Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0

A former dungeon boss, once feared across the land, seeks a peaceful life after centuries of managing minions, traps, and treasure. Now living in a remote town disguised as an ordinary human, he dedicates himself to raising his adopted human daughter, Lila. However, her adventurous spirit and determination to become a hero keep pulling him back into the dangerous world he left behind. To protect her, he secretly uses his dungeon-master skills to manipulate their quests and ensure her safety, all while trying to keep his true identity hidden.

The Grim Reaper, it appears, is a mantle passed down through the ages; and in this generation, fate has bestowed it upon me. This is neither myth nor legend—it is a palpable reality unfolding before our very eyes......

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

The thought of being betrayed by the one person she trusted the most made Lina flee her hometown in Arkansas, with no intention of returning anytime soon. For years, she lived a solitary life, shutting herself off from love and connections. But when a devastating phone call forces Lina to return back home, she's confronted with pains of her memories and relationships she has desperately tried to escape. As she's drawn back into her family's orbit, Lina is faced with the possibility of reigniting a lost love. But can she ever forgive those who wronged her and open herself up to the risk of getting hurt again? Dive into Lina's poignant journey of healing, forgiveness, self discovery and redemption.

**"When a cosmic glitch turns a biryani-loving teen into the god of a broken universe, he’ll need more than divine powers to survive his own creations—including a goddess who hates him, sentient pasta, and a black hole that runs on dad jokes."**

I was hit by a truck and died. Then I met a goddess. I thought she would send me to a fantasy world to learn magic. Instead, she transmigrated me to a parallel universe very similar to Earth. Now I have a wife and two children, I have to work hard to give them a good life. Oh, did I ever tell you that I was sent to a 3rd world country in 1999?

Nicole Rose never wanted to be a hero—she only wanted one thing: a future where her daughter could be happy. When she’s pulled into a brutal, game-like world alongside other contestants, she’s told that winning the competition will grant her a single wish. But survival isn’t as simple as gaining levels and getting stronger. Betrayal lurks in every alliance, the system is rigged against her, and the so-called “observers” seem more interested in watching contestants break than succeed. Power alone won’t be enough to escape. To win, she’ll have to defy fate itself. In a world where failure means death, how far will a mother go to seize happiness?

Elijah Hazard, un ex pianista planea acabar con su vida en un puente luego de saber que iba a ser incapaz de volver a tocar un piano en su vida sin imaginar que sería transmigrado a otro mundo.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

When I was 5 and mommy told me everything about my "real fu*king dad" and it really breaks my heart anytime my ma'am and dad issue comes to my mind. My dad never wanted to take his responsibilities as a father. So, it was only my mother who was responsible for my whole life for the past years. "It is 14 years now, I have never seen my real dad. You know, it sometimes worries me a lot, but once I have mommy and Garriso around me, it makes me feel a little happier, but just that I miss my "fu*king dad". Mommy told me not to allow daddy to come near me or anywhere around me." "A few days ago, Mommy's cell phone rang for more than 1000 hours, but mommy didn't answer dad's call. That day, I got to know how much mommy hated hearing a word from my dad. But I don't know why my dad still wants his family back. After 14 years, daddy never wanted it, but now-- I think he needs us. " Hmm" mommy also feels the same worried as I used to but never wanted to talk about it, even to set her eyes to see Mr. Lucas, my real dad."

[MATURE CONTENT] Betrayed by her sister, Nidia South ended up having a one-night stand with a random man. Eight months later, her premature pregnancy made it to the news. Jackson Cunningham, Baile City's business tycoon, immediately recognized her on the news and forcefully took custody of their child. However, the child only wanted his mother's breast milk, hence Nidia was brought to the mansion as well. She had thought that this was a cold and cruel man, a cold-blooded capitalist, but in reality... she was the girl of his dreams, he had been longing for her for ten years. Jackson did everything in his power to be able to keep her in his life, all he wanted to do was take care of her and spoil her.

A colony ship bound for Alpha Centauri crash-lands on an unknown planet. Captain Roseanne Parker and her surviving crew must navigate the harsh, alien environment while uncovering the mystery of what led to their disaster. As they attempt to restore communications and secure their survival, they realize they are not alone, both on the planet and in the larger interstellar conflict that has unfolded in their absence.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!

*WARNING: Minor Girls and boys should stay away!* When an introverted nobody meets an untimely and embarrassing end in his bathroom, his journey doesn’t end there. Reincarnated in an urban world as a father, he finds out his son is destined Heavenly Child —a young man blessed by the heavens with unimaginable fate—he’s thrust into a life filled with fame, power, riches, and women. But this isn’t a typical shit story. While many 'noobie' seems like the main character in a classic hero’s tale, 'Alex' our reincarnated middleman decides to forge his own path. Navigating the intricate webs of powerful families, he reshapes his fate using sharp wit, newfound confidence, and an unexpected advantage to pursue everything he’s ever dreamed of. But why does his son, blessed with unimaginable potential, live as a son-in-law to a third-rate family? As mysteries unfold, revelations of magic, cultivation, and an impending apocalypse emerge. And why a daughter? How will she fit into this intricate web of destiny? Note/Warning: This novel is entirely fictional. Events, characters, and settings are not based on the real world and will evolve according to reader wishes. Expect updates a minimum of 4 chapters per week (unless the author decides otherwise). Join a tale of ambition, power, and family dynamics in a world where the lines between protagonist and supporting characters blur. Who will truly claim the throne of destiny? Discord - https://discord.gg/z58YWdEDYc Tags: Evil, R18, NTR (MC cuckolding others), demons etc..

A high schooler, Ethan Ryker, discovers an inactive alien android disguised as a fellow classmate, Aya, while cleaning out his late inventor father’s lab. After accidentally reactivating her, Ethan learns that Aya is an intergalactic spy who holds critical information about an impending alien invasion. Together, they must navigate high school drama, fend off alien bounty hunters, and uncover the secrets of Aya’s origin.

"A thrilling action novel infused with jokes and a touch of life lessons."

Sometimes having space, It's a little lonely in the final frontier. Hoping to find a connection to life outside the world you come from, wondering what's out there and if is it possible to find a friend no matter how broken or scared they may be. This is a slow-burn love story about an alien named Asa (Amazingly Supportive Alien), who falls in love with a female space crew member; sent on a journey with others to deliver cargo of toothpaste. It is easy to tell that the story was inspired by the video game Mouthwashing. It's not that I don't like the game, it's more the fact that the game inspired me to write this story like what-if things turned out a little bit different & with more details added like aliens, info on the higher-ups, how ones actions can effect everyone else. Warning: Mention of r*pe Attempted murder Sci-fi Romantic Fight Scene Light Horror

Shaco, an average boy, uses the Harem God Seducing System to win the heart of Carol, the billionaire’s daughter. Just as he’s about to succeed, alien creatures invade their school, declaring Carol their queen and taking her through a portal to another universe. Now, Shaco must use his newfound powers to face interdimensional dangers, uncover the aliens’ motives, and bring Carol back. Will he succeed, or will she be lost to him forever?

********************************************** Fictionalize yourself waking up just to find out you've been transmigrated to a unknown world, with medieval times technology, as a son to the king's concubine, you're being hated by the queens and your fellow brothers and sisters. Giving raise to them plotting over you and sending you off to the 'land of death'... You will find out more about the 'land of death' and the reason for calling it that in this awesome novel. See how I go against the fate of the land and even the fate of the human world at large... **********************************************