Alien Dad Jokes

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/ygSAnYJu Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0

“I am sorry, Reynard… My past came back to haunt me, and now I have to go.” Those were the last words my wife whispered before vanishing into chaos, leaving me holding our two-month-old son, Leonard, in the wreckage of our lives. As I surveyed the aftermath of her explosive exit, I couldn’t shake the feeling that fatherhood wasn’t supposed to look like this—dodging bullets and grappling with the reality that I had transmigrated into my own novel, Hunterworks, where the only thing more dangerous than hunters was raising a baby with hidden powers. With enemies closing in and a world turned upside down, my only mission was survival—both mine and my son’s. But as I stood there, contemplating my next move, I couldn’t help but wonder: could a dad who’d never even read the parenting manual survive in a world where even his child was a ticking time bomb of potential chaos? What to expect: *Single romance *Parenting *Complicated power sets/Auras *Interesting power system *inspired by Hunter X Hunter *inspired by Peerless Dad *inspired by The Novel's Extra

Luther was just a normal university student, until he was mistakenly beamed into an alien spaceship out of nowhere. ... Earth is on the verge of an apocalypse, on the precipice of destruction. Everyone has underestimated how close it is, and even if they knew, there's nothing they can do to save the planet. Only Luther, who has been abducted by aliens, has a chance of pulling the planet from total annihilation. But can he do it?

I was hit by a truck and died. Then I met a goddess. I thought she would send me to a fantasy world to learn magic. Instead, she transmigrated me to a parallel universe very similar to Earth. Now I have a wife and two children, I have to work hard to give them a good life. Oh, did I ever tell you that I was sent to a 3rd world country in 1999?

The Alien Within Grinwall is no ordinary country, and Riverdale Academy is no ordinary school. Both are covert battlegrounds where powerful beings, hidden identities, and secret alliances shape the destiny of those who inhabit them. Among these is Tessa Caldwell, a Kaelrian alien with unmatched speed and a mysterious, water-like fragrance. Adopted by her teacher, Ms. Caldwell, Tessa tries to blend in, but her distinct blue eyes betray her origins to those who know where to look. Her life changes when Adrian, a fellow Kaelrian with a fiery aura and god-like confidence, arrives at Riverdale. Their connection is undeniable, but it attracts dangerous attention. When Adrian’s alien nature is revealed during a dramatic hospital incident, chaos erupts. Government agents are dispatched, and Principal Hammond is forced to defend Riverdale’s reputation, as students react with fear, admiration, and jealousy. Bridget Mills, Tessa’s rival, mocks her defeat by claiming she lost to an "alien," while others, like Oxlade and Karl, recount how Adrian saved them. Yet the growing tension at Riverdale is only a glimpse of greater dangers. The SSG organization, a sinister force with eyes on Tessa and Adrian, is joined by an even darker figure: Ikehara, the shadow of the sun god, and a loyal follower of Rhemon, a devil with a grudge against Solaris the true sun god, whose plans threaten the survival of the Kaelrians loyal to Solaris and Lunara (moon goddess). In the midst of a high-stakes escape from SSG, Tessa and Adrian encounter the mysterious Rhemonic people. The Rhemonics, regarding Tessa as the successor to their moon goddess, worship her, forging a powerful alliance. This new found bond brings new challenges, including a dangerous quest to gather ingredients to awaken the Rhemonic people from their limited lands and blocked memories, a curse wrought by Rhemon—a devilish force once thought to be their salvation. As Rhemon rises, threatening to control both Kaelrians and Rhemonics alike, Tessa and Adrian’s mission becomes a race against time. Along the way, Tessa uncovers her heritage as the daughter of Lunara, the moon goddess, and Solaris, the sun god. Adrian, the son of Solaris and a maid, shares a complex, divine bond with Tessa, yet both are haunted by the legacies they inherit. Amidst this conflict, Ashley Duve, a woman who shares the bed and secrets with Rhemon, fools Tessa into believing she was the moon goddess, and she entered her conscious thought, gradually eroding it away while she appears helpful and wise and seemingly innocent, Ashley’s actions soon reveal her true agenda. She uses her powers to impersonate the moon goddess, taking over Tessa’s body, manipulating events to help Ikehara gather the ingredients needed to awaken Rhemon. As Ashley’s allegiance becomes clear, Tessa and Adrian realize they cannot trust anyone, not even those closest to them. Against overwhelming threats, Tessa and Adrian must fight not only to protect each other but also to save their world. Grappling with questions of identity, loyalty, and love, their journey unfolds across various chapters of betrayal, alliances, and epic confrontations with cosmic powers. Only by unlocking the potential within themselves can Tessa and Adrian hope to survive this battle, protecting the very essence of their people and the world.

After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it. However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her. However, afterwards, he realized that not only was she the mother of his children, but also the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

I am a super rich second generation and is experiencing life and doesn't want to go back to inherit the trillion-dollar fortune, but my wife thinks I have no money T_T

Zhang Xiangqian, a farmer in Anhui Province, China, with a junior high school education. In 1985, he was taken to a highly developed and distant alien planet and lived for a month. He learned a lot about the aliens there, including their lifestyle, culture, and advanced science and technology. This article is a memoir or travel diary of his adventure to the alien planet "Guoker".

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Valeria had been a regular person in a regular world before some mysterious aliens showed up one day. At first she did not care about them or their search until everything started to come back to her. That is when she made the biggest decision of her life. She decided to apply for a work leave and travel the world! "Another case seriously? If I knew this was what we were going to do I would have just stayed at home."

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

[MATURE CONTENT] Betrayed by her sister, Nidia South ended up having a one-night stand with a random man. Eight months later, her premature pregnancy made it to the news. Jackson Cunningham, Baile City's business tycoon, immediately recognized her on the news and forcefully took custody of their child. However, the child only wanted his mother's breast milk, hence Nidia was brought to the mansion as well. She had thought that this was a cold and cruel man, a cold-blooded capitalist, but in reality... she was the girl of his dreams, he had been longing for her for ten years. Jackson did everything in his power to be able to keep her in his life, all he wanted to do was take care of her and spoil her.

Me, dad, paladin, The first baby PK under the stars! I am not convinced to come to war! ------------------------------------------- I'm back, message to the readers Hey, everyone! Long time no see, right? I've had some personal issues and ended up taking a break for a while, but I'm back! I'm excited to pick up where we left off. I have a special request for you all: I'm planning to review all the chapters, but there's a small obstacle—I'm not fluent in English. So, I thought about asking for your help. If anyone is willing to collaborate, please comment on the paragraphs with any errors you find. I promise to do my best to correct each one. I appreciate everyone's understanding and support in advance. I can't wait to get back. Thank you

Synopsis: Lin Xuan's life takes an unexpected turn when he reunites with a woman from his past and discovers that he is the father of not one, but two beautiful children. As fate intertwines their lives once more, Lin Xuan finds himself embarking on a new and extraordinary journey of fatherhood. With the activation of the perfect dad system, Lin Xuan embraces his new role with determination and love. A man of remarkable talents, he possesses top culinary skills and the gift of a musical virtuoso, not to mention his staggering fortune worth billions. His striking looks, exceptional talents, and a charming figure make him a magnet for admiration and envy alike. Devoted to providing the best life for his babies and his wife, Lin Xuan spares no expense, showering them with love and luxury. But amidst their happiness, countless women can't help but wonder why such an outstanding man belongs to someone else's family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I don't own this novel, i am merely translating this Original title: 人在大学，开局成为奶爸 Author: Luan Yi Source:https://sj.uukanshu.com/book_amp.aspx?id=160525 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Synopsis: Lin Xuan's life takes an unexpected turn when he reunites with a woman from his past and discovers that he is the father of not one, but two beautiful children. As fate intertwines their lives once more, Lin Xuan finds himself embarking on a new and extraordinary journey of fatherhood. With the activation of the perfect dad system, Lin Xuan embraces his new role with determination and love. A man of remarkable talents, he possesses top culinary skills and the gift of a musical virtuoso, not to mention his staggering fortune worth billions. His striking looks, exceptional talents, and a charming figure make him a magnet for admiration and envy alike. Devoted to providing the best life for his babies and his wife, Lin Xuan spares no expense, showering them with love and luxury. But amidst their happiness, countless women can't help but wonder why such an outstanding man belongs to someone else's family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I don't own this novel, i am merely translating this Original title: 人在大学，开局成为奶爸 Author: Luan Yi Source:https://sj.uukanshu.com/book_amp.aspx?id=160525

Mo Han was in a tough spot. His daughter, Chen Chen, needed a lot of money, three hundred thousand, for an operation to treat her leukemia. He didn't have the cash and didn't know what to do. So, he tried to come up with some sneaky plans near a bar, hoping to raise the money that way. But things went from bad to worse when an old classmate who had rejected him in college caught him red-handed. She made fun of him and made him feel even worse. When Mo Han's wife, Luo Ning, found out about the situation, she rushed over with Zhang Hao, who had a crush on her. But instead of helping, Luo Ning shocked Mo Han by suggesting they get a divorce! And just like that, she left with Zhang Hao in a car, leaving Mo Han feeling alone and confused. After a night of heavy rain, something amazing happened to Mo Han. He unexpectedly inherited something really special from someone called Ye Lingfeng, a fallen medical expert. From that moment on, Mo Han's life took a turn. He decided to take charge of his own destiny and set out to change the world, no matter what challenges came his way.

An immature person thinks that all their choices generate gains. A mature person knows that all choices have losses. Augusto Cury Azienda, was reborn in the future but he hides things he didn't expect to be true, could the past be a reflection of the future.

What would happen if you would go to sleep one night and woke up the next morning only to find out that the world as you know it had changed during the night? When most humans were peacefully asleep, an unknown Alien species and other kinds of Monsters had invaded earth as their new home. Would you digg a hole and jump in it and cover yourself or would you embrace the new adventures that for sure would lay ahead? Well that's exactly what had happened to Pearl. Pearl was a bright but somewhat nerdy girl, always with her nose stuck in a book, especially the kind some others found weird, like Monster Romance stories. She just loved to dream about some Big hunky Monster who would fall in love with a human girl and would ravish her with his special large....tool, wishing almost everytime it was her who was playing the female lead.... Not knowing that her wish was about to come true as she found out one morning after waking up that not only had earth been invaded during the night, by some unknown Alien Monster species but also that one of their leaders was hiding from something or someone in her garage! Now what would she do, would she run and call the authorities on him or would she help him while I'm the process trying to figure out if her dream truly could become a reality?

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Rise of aliens

"You have no choice but to say yes" said a man seriously "Ok, but please give me a time for me to be prepared" Precious is still hesitating at this moment. A months later..... "Kailangan mo po ba talaga umalis tita Precious?" said Gemini sobbing a little too much "Don't cry, wag ka nang umiyak parang dyan lang naman si tita eh. At tsaka kailangan ko 'tong gawin for us di ba?" Precious try to coaxing him by hugging tight

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out

The nine years old girl didn't want to share her dad with the woman who was going to join them as a mom for her. "I don't share my dad with any girl. He is only mine!" She firmly thought her dad could only be hers. "If you don't want a mom, then what about another dad?" Her dad tricked her and became a family with his boyfriend. "Do you like how we are?" He asked his daughter again to see if she was really happy about her decision. "Yeah, I love my both dads!" She answered cutely while melting their hearts. So their happy life continued. But later, "Why did you break his nose?" "He told me that having two dads is strange." "... Did he?" " Yes, he did. So I asked him why are there two nose holes." " Nose holes?" "Mm... He said it's normal to have two nose holes." "So?" "Then I hit his nose and asked, if we have one nose hole then won't it become strange? Then how come having two dads is strange while having two nose holes is normal? So I taught him practically that having one is the strange thing." "....." "We are honestly sorry. She really does have an abnormal way of thinking." The pair of dads had to face a lot of complaints because of their lovely but troublemaking daughter. A cute love story between a handsome and famous CEO × cold but a generous professor + a cute and also sassy daughter who thinks her family is the best + an innocent adopted son. Note: A dramatic fluff where 'transmigration' is behind the scenes. [The book cover is from Pinterest.]

We're so used to magicians, reincarnators, transmigrators and other race in the cultivation world. But what about an alien? Even better.... An evil one ?

He was once a great Immortal, but his attempt to ascend the Nine Heavens ended in failure. Reincarnated on the Blue Star, as he opened his eyes, he found himself with an adorable daughter. And a stunningly beautiful wife? "Daddy, can you cast a spell for me?" "I could even pluck the stars from the sky for you."

On one fateful day, when everyone went on with their mundane lives, the Earth was found in the Dark Forest known as the universe, resulting in unknown extraterrestrial beings preying on the weak — the humanity. Grey, an intern, was then killed due to an alien invasion, only to find himself reincarnated in the mysterious world known as Magica. But wait... "I've become an alien?!" Integrated with a mysterious entity known as the Extraterrestrial System, follow Grey's journey as he begins to seek the mysteries of the world while gradually, slowly, but surely building his Alien Empire despite being surrounded by powerful existences such as Heroes, Demon Lords, and other magically powerful beings.

What would you do if your planet ceased to exist after a nap? Once upon a time, there was a princess… Scrap that. Once upon a time, there was a hermit called Yao Si. She was an orphaned hikikomori who lived a peaceful and mundane life in her cosy little apartment. Just when she thought she'd live out the rest of her mundane days... she died. By a strange twist of fate, she was somehow turned into a vampire, even worse, a fifth-generation weakling with no combat ability at all. Vampires had their own little secret society, cultural feuds, and called themselves bloodlings. With the threats of another civil war among the bloodlings, Yao Si remained composed. 'Even if this war of bloodlings rages on again, it will need a miracle to affect me,' she thought. So, a miracle occurred... When she was woken up from a millennnia-long nap, she found that her beautiful mother planet Earth had ceased to exist. Even the oldest bloodling in the entire universe was now one of her grand [ times infinity] child. Everyone will have to call her “ancestor” from this moment onwards! The peasant Yao Si had successfully revolted and taken charge, let's see who dares to call her a weakling anymore! "Hey! You, that guy over there! "Yes, you. "Come on, let's fight, if I lose, I will call you 'dad'!" So... she has a new dad. Yao Si "..." Mu Xuan "..."