Humor Skills

[Warning: Rated +18] [Other name: I'll Dominate in this New Filthy World] Ray died when a truck moving at high speed lost control and crashed into his cab. Fortunately, he was given a second chance in a new world, a world of magic, swords, and adventure, along with a golden finger, a system with an SSS Ranked Skill. But something was strange about this new world. Still, Ray was determined to make the most of his second chance. Note: Contains tons of lemon. Additional Tags: Adventure - Action - R18 - Isekai - System - Harem - Weak to Strong - Handsome ML - Beautiful FLs - Smut - Elves - Vampires - Demons - Monster Girls. Check out my other works Lust System: Monster girl Harem. Lust System: Sword Genius in Women's World.

WSA 2025 Entry At eighteen, everyone awakens a skill. Some conjure fire. Others summon beasts. I… got a pen. Not even a special one. Just a cheap, flickering pen and a floating book that scribbles nonsense. The world laughed. “E-Rank,” they called me. A pen. A blank book. And a world that laughed in my face. I was supposed to be weak. Forgotten. Left behind. But they were wrong. I don’t awaken random skills. I don’t cast borrowed abilities. I create. Weapons. Armors. Skills. Barriers. Systems. If it can exist—I can build it. That’s when it hit me. This isn’t just some support ability. It’s Creation. Pure, limitless, system-breaking Creation. --- You throw fireballs? I’ll build a storm. You summon monsters? I’ll write gods. You want to kill me? Good luck. I’ve already rewritten death. --- I’m not just leveling up. I’m designing the damn system. And the best part? No one knows. Not yet. The world still thinks I’m a harmless E-Rank… while I’m building weapons, crafting skills, forging barriers, tampering with time itself. But secrets have a cost. Enemies are watching. Factions are moving. And there’s one truth I can’t escape: > “If this skill shouldn’t exist… then why was I chosen to wield it?” --- In a world ranked from E to SSS, where power means everything, Han Trystan was never meant to rise. So now he’ll break the rules, rewrite the code, and burn the system down—one page at a time. --- E-Rank? That was their first mistake. Calling me weak… will be their last. Unlock Bonus Chapters! You can earn bonus chapters through the following support: 100 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter 30 Comments = 1 Bonus Chapter 2 Reviews = 1 Bonus Chapter All bonus and extra chapters will be tallied and released every Monday morning. Thank you for giving my novel a chance—I promise you won’t regret the journey!

Every hero starts with power. He started with dust. One moment, the classroom buzzed with teenage chatter. The next, silence fell. Students blinked—and opened their eyes in an ancient hall carved from gold and marble. The air shimmered with divine magic. And at its center stood a goddess—flawless, proud, unbelievably beautiful and wrapped in flowing white. It was a divine summoning performed by a divine goddess. Among them was Vritra… and his stunningly beautiful mother. While others received blessings, powerful physiques and grand titles, Vritra was given a skill so pathetic it made even the goddess wrinkle her nose. An ability—so pitifully weak that it drew laughter, scorn, and even disgust. But that wasn't the worst part. Betrayed and cornered inside the labyrinth, Vritra had two choices: die… or fall into the death trap. A death canopy with no exit and no chance of survival, the only option was to slaughter the demons endlessly for months. Finally!! He forced his dormant skill to awaken, after killing thousands and hundreds of thousands demons and devouring them, becoming a broken ability. A dragon? A demon? What am I exactly? ****** White robes. Cold arrogance A sinful revenge. White robes can stain. And in the dark, even divinity can moan. And then there was his mo— guilt in her breath, shame in her eyes, whispering apologies between gasps in her son's ear, doing what had to be done… for both their sakes, giving birth to a morally wrong relation. ________________ Absolutely no NTR, none at all!!! Extra chapters based on response I receive, that's all for now, peace out!!

TW: Black Humor

【National Martial Arts】【Attributes】 There are rumors that ancient Taoist priests could leap over mountain ravines in a single step, There are rumors that ancient generals could crush bronze and iron with one hand. There are rumors that ancient monks could cross the Yangtze River with a single reed, There are rumors that ancient travelers could let out a howl like thunder. Striking a person is like hanging a picture, the strike sounds sharp and crackling, Practicing qi gathers in the Dantian, crossing the river just knee-deep. With the help of the attributes panel, Wang Longhu explored and embarked on the path of martial arts through diligent practice. "Today, I am the number one in the world."

Enter the Immortal Sect, cultivate the Immortal Dao. Others practice diligently and arduously, but Li Yunjing masters everything in one go, his comprehension defying the heavens. Understand the thunder magic, embark on the path of immortality. Practice the thunder magic, and take on the heavenly calamity.

The Five Impurities descend into the Mortal World, and demons run rampant. Holding a volume of the "Monster Chronicles," Song Lin traverses time and descends into the body of a Daoist disciple at a remote Daoist Temple on the frontier. He observes that in this world, the old energy of the Six Heavens still lingers, and Witches and ghostly paths dominate. Demons and ghosts hold official titles, order is lost, and humans and ghosts are thrown into chaos. Heretical paths act with impunity, abandoning truth for falsehood, allowing the proliferation of evil forces. Amidst the suffering of the Mortal World and the devastation of life, Song Lin discovers that he can enter the mythological and supernatural tales recorded in the "Monster Chronicles" to obtain Daoist Skills. Shan Hai’s strange legends, myths, and supernatural tales; Pre-Qin Qi Cultivation, Taiyi in the Chu Territory, Penglai’s Independent Immortals, Lingnan’s Witchcraft, Kunlun Immortal Mountains… Slay the Evil Demons of the heavens, master thousands of Daoist Skills. The endless path of the Immortal Dao, I shall relentlessly pursue it.

[WSA 2025 - PICCOMA AWARDS] Sei a billionaire in his previous life, a life with everything but the spark of love. He was just a responsibility for his parent's, He didn't had any friends. That void was filled by Haru, his brother in spirits. As they both died the world Sei built crumbled. Sei Reincarnated with a random skill, while Haru reincarnated with a system that pushes him to kill. None of them knows that they stand are standing against each other, The two who could have died for each other now stood on different sides of a war that is an entertainment to the higher beings. But that all is a fakade. Who is Sei actually? Was he Sei to start with? Fate is cruel and the choices one makes are even crueler.

Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”

First Gift: Dynamic Vision → Bullet Time → Inherent Time Control - Acceleration → Inherent Time Control - Time Stop… Tao Yu reincarnated into a world being devoured by the Abyss and discovered that as long as he was willing to expend enough Yuan Force, he could infinitely enhance his skills. With the help of his special gift, Tao Yu gradually realized that the world fragments within this Abyss were somewhat different, containing parts of Earth’s remains, and even legends from Earth were buried within…

Ye Weiming, a smart and clear-headed young man, enters the game 'Eternal Justice' and gets 'fooled' into becoming a constable of the Divine Constable Bureau. Armed with the unique skill of finding clues through post-mortem and on-site investigation, his attributes rise quickly and he becomes one of the top martial arts master in this pugilistic game world. However, to maintain his position, more challenging missions await him...

30000+ Words Before Locked ______ Leon never asked for greatness. He just wanted to escape his flirty stepbrother and survive another miserable day. But fate had other plans—delivered by a lightning bolt and a cosmic accident. Reborn in a brutal world of mana, monsters, and cultivation, Leon starts at the bottom. No legacy. No allies. No system. Just seven divine treasure spins. And then—everything changes. [Class: Elemental Paragon(SSS)] A class whispered only in dread. A name that doesn’t exist—only a myth followed. Along with the class came another gift. [Ding!] [Host successfully connected to Cosmic System!] Unlike the standard system others in his world use, Leon’s was different. It came with features no one else had—like a mysterious [SHOP], filled with items so rare they bordered on myth. Treasures that could warp reality. Twist fate. Even in the lowest of the low Earthly Planes, Leon could purchase artifacts of Legendary or even Mythical rank. But every treasure had a cost—one no amount of gold could pay. And then there was the [CHAT]. A place where the most terrifying beings in existence—galaxy-shattering Absolutes and universe-warping entities—casually exchanged words. Like The Keeper of The Dimensions, Lord of Space and Time… In that chat, Leon was mistaken as one of them. One of the powerful. One of the untouchable. In reality, he was weaker than a worm compared to them. But that wouldn’t last. Leon made himself a quiet promise: 'One day, I’ll meet them for real.' 'And when I do…' 'I won’t be mistaken anymore.' He’ll rise. He’ll reach the apex. ____ #NO NTR #NO Yuri ____ Discord: https://discord.gg/yD2GXRHHfp Patreon for Exclusive Content including NSWF. patreon.com/DesEnd596

In a world ravaged by the Outer Gods, humanity clings to existence. Among the dwindling guilds of Transcendent Awakened, Kael stanss as a Rank 1, his every attempt to climb up the ranks met with frustrating stagnation. He is a burden, a gear-carrier, an object of constant scorn and casual cruelty from his more powerful guild-mates, a bitter irony for one who simply seeks to survive. As the current, catastrophic conflict against an Outer God’s avatar pushes humanity to the brink of utter annihilation, they face an impossible choice—to send someone back in time to retrieve it. No one among the powerful volunteers for this suicide mission, thus, Kael, seen as the most expendable, is forcibly chosen. Bewildered and overcome with rage and bitterness, Kael takes advantage of the chance to change his destiny. He makes a commitment to break free from the bonds of his past, create a new identity, and overcome his limitations. Amid the chaos of the early apocalypse, Kael finds a secret power that changes everything. His first, unsure steps toward reclaiming true power for himself and changing his fate are the familiar horrors and the grim task of collecting small relics that accompany his journey into this earlier, still-dying world.

[Please select your difficulty. Choose very carefully, as it will determine everything.] [Easy] [Normal] [Hard] [Nightmare] [Hell] "Hell, obviously!" ------------ Sam Walker, an average office worker, transmigrates into the world of the game he hates the most: [Forsakened]. In this world, the apocalypse descended on Earth and merged with the [Forsaken] realm. The select few chosen, known as Awakeners, could explore this realm to gain tremendous strength and treasures. Sam didn't have any expectations, but surprisingly, he unlocked an SSS-Rank Class. [Primordial.] Alongside his class, Sam unlocked a unique skill that allowed all of his skills to evolve infinitely. "If this game truly wants me dead in this difficulty... then I'll fight back with everything I have!" ... [You have evolved "Master Sword Technique" into "Primordial Sword Technique"] [You have evolved "Fire Meteor" into "Supernova"] [You have evolved "Powerful Shield" into "Ultimate Barrier"] ... Nothing could stop him now. ------------ Two or three chapters daily.

After clicking on a strange notification, Rowan suddenly finds himself transported into the real world of Emperor's Domain, a wildly popular kingdom-building video game. Now the lord of a struggling FF-rank village, Rowan is tasked with an impossible mission: to transform his village into an unrivaled SSS-rank territory. Fortunately, Rowan wasn't left alone as his rewards reflected before his eyes. -SS-rank 100x Reward -SS-rank Copy -SS-rank Merge -SS-rank.. -.... Armed with these powerful skill, Rowan set out to build the greatest territory and become the unrivalled lord! JOIN DISCORD - https://discord.com/invite/56VRp7MaEB

Seventeen-year-old Shaira lives in a rundown shack at the edge of the city slums, working odd jobs just to survive. One day, while helping a Librarian clean out Terra library, she stumbles upon an ancient book filled with strange symbols and incomprehensible words. One phrase catches her eye: “Teleport me to the Majico World.” On a whim, she reads it aloud— —and finds herself transported to Majico, a vibrant world where every living being wields magic. In this world, time flows differently: one month here equals one minute back home. But in this magical realm, Shaira discovers her unusual ability: by touching any object, she can transfer it from her world to Majico and vice versa. No one else in Majico can do this. But there's more... What starts as a curious adventure soon turns into something more dangerous: mages, nobles, and collectors of rare artifacts want to use her power. Will she master her gift and find her place between two worlds?

'Hmmmm...so I just have to witness the skill being used to copy it...then I can evolve this skill ten times it's initial power?' Nox was skeptical as he looked at the screen flickering on his retina. I mean, how was something so insane even possible? Copying a skill itself was very bad-assed, and you mean to say he could evolved the copied Skill ten times it's initial power, exponentially surpassing the original owner? Why would the gods let such broken talent even exist? 'Well it's just one way to find out...' Luckily just then, he saw two powerfull beings fighting mid air. Their fight sent shockwaves billowing in all directions, causing Nox to take a couple of Steps back. At that moment, he activated his talent... [Mimicry activated!] [Target: Cosmic Entity Arkea - Successfully copied Skill "Gravity Manipulation"!] [Description: Gravity Manipulation Creates a localized gravity field, slowing enemies within a 5-meter radius by 20% for 5 seconds.] [Upgrading Gravity Manipulation 10x!] [Ding! You have Awaken Gravitational Singularity!] [Description: Gravitational Singularity Creates a singularity that pulls in enemies within a 20-meter radius, dealing 5,000 damage and stunning them for 5 seconds. Allies within the area gain a 30% damage boost for 10 seconds.] [Do you wish to keep this skill or bestow it to your Pet?] "No fucking way!" Nox exclaimed in shock. "I-its real!"

[Reformatting World Settings...] [Real-World Currency Disabled.] [Physical Laws Adjusting to Game Protocols.] [Initiating Player Culling Sequence...] [All Players Age 60 and Above Will Now Be Eliminated.] A blue screen appeared before every person in the world, displaying those chilling words. At first, many believed it was some kind of elaborate hologram prank—until every person aged 60 and above disintegrated into glowing particles. But that was only the beginning. The world had changed. Humanity had been turned into "players" in a twisted system where survival meant leveling up through killing others or completing brutal quests. Fail to level up in time—and you're dead. Shinra Takamura, a 20-year-old survivor in this new Filthy World, receives a rare skill Lewd Reap: the ability to steal another player’s ability through intimacy. But can he survive the chaos, the betrayals, and the moral decay with such a controversial power? Or will the world break him before he ever learns how to use it? Read on to find out. This book is a smut novel with a solid plotline, set in a world of survival and extremely gory scenes. The main character is no goody two-shoes—he’ll do whatever it takes to survive. He’s not evil, though; he doesn’t kill without reason. The story begins with his transformation, showing how a once-good kid was shaped by a brutal world into the person he is now. So, the first volume may appear kinda slow to some readers, but l hope you can give it a chance (:->

Vampires are charming. Seductive. Everyone knows that. And the young and shy Lyon Blayne knows it better than anyone else — every girl and woman he meets feels an unconscious desire him (except for the only one he actually wants). But one night, everything changes. He meets Brianne Leviantis, the most sensual girl in high school. From that moment on, his life spirals into something far bigger—and far more dangerous—than he ever imagines. Luckily, Brianne and all the other girls he meets will stay close to him (maybe a little too close) and they will help him survive in a world way too dangerous for a young guy like him.

"Not even the gods can stop me from finding my family!" Max only wanted to reunite with his parents and sister. But for that, he had to awaken a class. With no high expectations, Max would’ve been satisfied with a C or D rank. But fate had other plans. He unlocked a legendary SSS-Rank class. [Dimensional Keeper] This class changed everything. Max mastered every skill to perfection and grasped the Concepts of Space and Time while his peers were playing around with swords. In no time, he ascended to become the Keeper of the Universe. Armed with unimaginable power, Max’s journey to find his family had begun. Nothing could stop him now—not fate, not enemies, not even the mighty gods! --- Discord Link:- https://discord.gg/xPZZbXbAAq

In the world of Aethelgard, destiny is forged by the "Skill" granted by the heavens. Legendary heroes wield S-Rank powers that can sunder mountains, while commoners make do with simple abilities to till the fields. For Kael Virein, his destiny was a curse. Branded "Skill-less" on his sixteenth birthday, he becomes the ultimate failure—an object of scorn and pity in a society that worships power. Cast out and destined for a life of mediocrity, Kael is ready to accept his bleak future. But what the world saw as a flaw was, in fact, a power beyond their comprehension. Kael doesn't possess a Skill because he isn't a user of the world's system—he is its Administrator. He can see the very code of reality. While others struggle to master swordsmanship, Kael can edit an enemy's status to [State: Deceased]. While mages chant complex spells, he can rewrite the laws of physics with a single thought. The mockery turns to shock, the shock to terror, and the terror to absolute reverence. Follow Kael as he embarks on a journey from a reviled outcast to a living god, turning legendary swords to dust, deleting cataclysmic spells from existence, and taming world-ending beasts with the ease of closing a program. His absolute, terrifying power becomes a beacon, drawing the most powerful and beautiful women in the realm to his side: a proud ice princess whose worldview he shatters, a seductive demoness who finds his power the ultimate aphrodisiac, and a brilliant scholar who seeks to understand the "glitch" that is Kael. But with every line of code he rewrites, Kael uncovers a deeper, more sinister secret: his world is not what it seems. Aethelgard is a cage, and its "gods" are its wardens. To protect his new home and the women who have pledged their hearts to him, Kael must confront the very creators of his reality. They mocked him for being born skill-less… But he’s not bound by the world. He’s the one who wrote it.

After dying in a dungeon, Ethan wakes up ten years in the past—before the world-changing gates appeared. With a unique power that lets him copy one skill per day, and a leveling system, he sets out to change his fate. If he doesn’t copy a skill, the chance stacks up to 5 days, letting him copy multiple abilities later. From weak to unstoppable, Ethan will copy, combine, and conquer—until he uncovers the truth behind the gates and his death.

Everyone has talents and skills, even monsters. Talents can't be changed, but skills can be acquired through hard work or inherited. But my talent is stealing other monsters' skills; it doesn't work on humans. After all, the stronger I get the higher-ranked monster skills I have. This is the beginning of my path to becoming the strongest.

Gamer Cristopher William gets trapped in RealmCraft Infinity, a kingdom-building simulator, with absurdly overpowered skills like Infinite Resources and Instant Build. What should’ve been a breeze turns chaotic as jealous rulers, magical threats, and a glitchy difficulty system throw his kingdom into constant turmoil. Now, Cristopher must use his broken abilities to defend his realm, expand his empire, and uncover the truth behind his strange new reality.

In a world where magic defines worth, status, and survival, Callum enters the most elite academy of sorcery with a single, laughable Skill: [Lie]. It does exactly what it says—if someone believes what he says, even for a moment, it becomes temporarily true. No fireballs. No sword mastery. No dragon blood. Just lies. But when he accidentally convinces a senior mage that he’s the headmaster’s bastard son, shatters a registration crystal, and earns a spot in the mysterious reject Class 9-Z, Callum realizes something strange: His Skill shouldn’t exist. It bends reality. Breaks rules. Mocks the entire structure of magic. Now, stuck in a tower full of dangerous misfits and failed experiments, Callum has to navigate arrogant nobles, magical politics, and an academy that would rather bury his kind than admit they’re real. With every enemy that underestimates him, and every ally that half-believes his lies, Callum starts shaping a new truth for himself—one no one expected. He’s not here to survive. He’s here to rewrite the system. One lie at a time.

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

The apocalypse descends, zombies and monsters appear, followed by System Leveling, which grants skills to all survivors. With the collapse of law and order, some become powerful while others remain weak, and so the dark ages begin.

She left him for being broke, and he died of grief, only to awaken in a fantasy world as the wealthy heir of a Viscount. Ding! [Debt Collector System has been successfully bound.] Better yet, he awakened an uncanny Debt Collector System. [Congratulations! You gained: Minor Mana Sensitivity (Passive), +1 Intelligence.] With it, he could strip someone of their stats, talents, skills—or even lifespan. [Congratulations! You gained: +1 Intelligence, Alchemy Talent – Mediocre.] The condition? Lend them something they never intended to repay, and the system will extract the loan in its own way. [Congratulations! You gained: +3 Agility, D-Rank Skill: Golden Flick.] Only... why the heck was he getting D-rank skills when this world's power system was completely different? Was it because of that monster from the dungeon? Wait—he can extract loans from monsters, too? [Congratulations! You gained: SSS-Rank Skill from Sin Series: Overwhelming Lust (Prototype)] Hey, hey, hey—isn't this escalating a little too quickly? Follow Lucien Goldveil, who once had nothing but now has filthy wealth. With an unusual system in hand, he might become something far more terrifying. Only... is it really that easy? Let’s find out! --- Tags: Extraction, Plunder, Gods, Elf, Game System, Dungeon, Monsters, Beast Taming, Beast Master, SSS-Rank Talent/Skills, Pet, Beast Taming, Kingdom Building Elements, Royalty, 18+, Smut

In the bustling world of 1990s Hollywood, a man defies all odds to become the ultimate icon of fame and power. Standing tall at 186 cm and boasting unparalleled strength, he is not only a top-tier director but also a global sensation celebrated for his charisma, charm, and wealth. With a staggering net worth placing him among the world’s richest, and a reputation that oscillates between adoration and scandal, he navigates the treacherous waters of the entertainment industry with unmatched skill. This story follows his extraordinary journey—from the struggles behind the camera to the dazzling spotlight on the red carpet. Amidst fierce competition, romantic entanglements, and relentless media scrutiny, he carves out a legendary career while battling personal demons and complex relationships. “Hollywood Director 1992” blends humor, drama, and romance to paint a vivid portrait of ambition, resilience, and the price of stardom in a city where dreams are made—and sometimes shattered.