Orthodox Meme Squad

"A man who gains power through pleasure, reborn in a life where pleasure is a sin." Yu Cheng didn’t sign up for this—a life of noodles, endless shifts, and envy was all he knew. But one cosmic fluke later, he’s reborn as Tian Hao 2.0, the spoiled young master of the Skyward Lotus Sect, expected to uphold honor and cultivate to greatness. There’s just one snag: the old Tian Hao was infamous for his lack of discipline, and the new one's path to power isn’t exactly orthodox. Thanks to a Heaven-tier technique, Tian Hao can ascend to power by enjoying life—good food, drink, and… well, the finer things. But in a world where pleasure seeking is seen as practically demonic, he’ll have to navigate scheming elders, puritanical sects, and a Celestial Overseer who might just be having too much fun watching him break every rule. Skyward Lotus Sect was all about discipline—until Tian Hao arrived.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

At the start of the 21st century, the greedy and power-hungry Ness of the 1st world countries started World War III. After 14 years of gruesome war, seven countries stood up. They created the Seven Nation Army (SNA). With the overwhelming power of the SNA, the war stopped. It's been 7 years since the war ended and a new organisation calling themselves the New World Order (NWO) has surfaced, intending to turn the world into turmoil once again. The Bravo squad of the SNA is tasked with stopping them. Can they succeed in their mission or is World War IV right around the corner? NOTE: The first few chapters are rough around the edges and short as I wrote them while I was still new in writing. Please stick through it if you like the concept and story, as the story keeps getting better and the chapters longer. Thank you for your support

I’m Alexandria Alcove, Xandria for short, and yes, that Alcove. The youngest daughter of the world’s richest family, I’ve been sheltered my whole life, riding to school in my custom Black and Pink Rolls Royce and sporting designer everything. Navigating life as the youngest daughter of the powerful Alcove family is like walking a tightrope—especially when my four overprotective brothers act as my personal security detail. And after a series of disastrous dates, I’m convinced I’ll never find love. Every time I think I’ve found a potential suitor, my brothers swoop in with their “Date Extermination Squad” tactics, scaring them off before I even get a chance to know them. With each thwarted romantic encounter, I realize it’s time to take charge of my own love life. Or so I thought...

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Ever since ancient time Dansak a disastrous being or monsters from another dimension which is known as Meorite, has been trying to invade the human dimension known as Georite. Each time they have been defeated by a certain organisation known as GDFC a.k.a. Georite Defences Force & Committee in Point Dimension, a space between two dimension where time can be frozen for certain periods. Tonikawa Ryusaki, seventeen years old second years high school student, is the Commander of Japan Branch GDFC . Despite being very young, he has what is required to be an exponent fighting machine. Maintaining his privet school life , he fights against Dansak whenever a break point is determined. With high enhancement gears and weapons he along with four members, his squad is unstoppable in entire Japan. Yagadashi Katana which he inherited from his late father, former leader of Japan Branch GDFC, is quite a helpful partner for him as it has a high affinity to destroy any kind of Dansak. They fight day and night to protect the world which is unaware of the situation of getting targeted by Dansak. As the GDFC always stops advancement of Dansak before they reach the break out point know as Dimension Overload. The Dansaks are divided into many types based on how much damge they can cause to the earth. [EDR= Estimated Damge Rate] These Types are D2[EDR-0.001-0.01%] Following by D1, C3, C2, C1, B4, B3, B2, B1, A5, A4, A3, A2, A1, S10, S9, S8, S7, S6, S5, S4, S3, S2, S1, And finally S+[EDR-100% or more] The have specific names for eache category. D-> Defectives [EDR 0.001-0.1%] C-> Collaptors [EDR 0.1-03%] B-> Brusters [EDR 03-20%] A-> Annihilators [EDR 20-70%] S-> Supernovas [EDR 70-?? %] These numerous value will be explained better in due time. [There are more complex mechanism and events that are detailed in the novel. Do read if you felt like reading a super action fighting novel.]

Pathways leading to Purgatory leave the world in a constant state of fear. This hell holds demons that would rip any human to shreds. Then there is Kenny who wishes to be the most powerful Vanquisher to ever be know in order to obtain the status of a noble and get his family out of the slums. Though the boy’s dream is completely crushed by the cruel reality of the world. There are those who are born fortunate, and those who are not. Kenny’s first ability is a completely useless one. With his determination wavering, Kenny’s father begins to teach him how to wield a sword. Everday, Kenny trains in order to close the gap between him and those who were born talented. After some unexpected events, Kenny’s hard work finally pays off and he joins the Vanquisher Corps. Not only that, but he is chosen for an expedition only a few weeks later. Though not everything goes as planned. Kenny’s expedition squad was unexpectedly attacked by an A-Rank demon. Kenny made the noble sacrifice to stay behind and buy time for his team to escape and leave him behind. His sacrifice was not in vain, for his team had survived. He accepted his death, but began to reminisce his moments with his family and friends. This lit a fire in Kenny. He decided to survive in this hell and make it back home. No matter what. Now, he is stuck in Purgatory. As he begins his journey to survival and reunification with his loved ones, Kenny begins to uncover the horrific mystery’s and history behind Purgatory. As well as the dangers it holds. *This is my first novel and may not be to your liking since I just barely began to read myself. I would love any feedback from you and if you have any questions, don’t be afraid and feel free to ask them.

What happens when humanity's greatest weapon gets a second chance at life? Commander Kronos wasn't even considered to be a human but rather a weapon to be used for the greater good of his species. He was grown in a tube to be the perfect weapon so he lacked many emotions/experiences most people take for granted. Upon experiencing some emotions for the first time he was quickly eliminated by humanity and was reborn into a world of swords and sorcery, getting a second lease on life. Of course, he didn't see it that way at the start and thought he was being fooled. It took a near-death experience and a lot of growing up but he finally decided to keep his promise to his former comrades and give his new life an honest try. Embark on the story of the former Commander of Hades Squad as he settles into his new life as the Dark Elf Kaladin Shadowheart. --- Chapters avg 3-6k+ words. As of now, I post every Monday morning. --- Support me on Ko-Fi where you can get chapters in advance. https://ko-fi.com/rangerfrank --- Join the Discord- ttps://discord.com/invite/YGSUeuTTwH --- You can also find me on Reddit- https://www.reddit.com/user/RangerFrank Royal Road- https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/48211/deathworld-commando-reborn

At the peak of his power, Klein could not abandon his obsession with immortality. He spent five years on a dubious elixir of immortality, unfortunately, to be transported into a completely different world filled with fantasy races like Elves, dwarves, giants, satyrs, orcs. Thankfully, the elixir of immortality wasn't a total flop, as it gave potential greater than the Heaven's Chosen with a slight caveat. Klein will have to dabble in various paths of cultivation, orthodox and unorthodox, to reach his dream of immortality. But before all that, he needs to escape the wrath of the elves, for accidentally becoming the Dao Companion of their princess. Unfortunately, the task became a lot harder when he didn't even know their language.

I just want to be useful... It all begins in a society far more advanced than ours. This new country is known as the Commonwealth . A country littered with flying cars and strange devices being an everyday occurrence. This world isn't just home to humans, but also beings of great power destined to save the world . They are known as supers. Some of these beings inherited strange abilities from the floating particles a mysterious meteorite that crashed on earth a millenia ago while others used the elements of this meteorite to craft powerful new weapons. For this godlike rock, they call it, the Godmaker and only few know of it's existence. However this story isn't about these supers. Not yet. This is the story of Jake Scott. A convenience store clerk who had just come to a horrifying realization. He had wasted his life. Well there was nothing he could do about it now since he was stick in a dead end job making minimum wage and living in a cruddy and cramped apartment with an annoyingly nerdy roommate. Or was there? Scott is given the chance to become a super after performing a heroic deed for an old friend. However he's about to get way more than he bargained for ... And a new evil emerges to reclaim what was rightfully hers.

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

As the title says. I'm sooo not the runt of the pack. so hi, my name's Kristie Jefferson head cheerleader of Katy high's cheer-leading squad girlfriend of all-time-hottie Devon Faulkner american football captain... well... not really~ more like a best friend, though people don't know that except him and me. But to be honest... i really do wish we were real. The only problem is... were we really meant to be? Do i have to find my 'the one' somewhere else? My whole life is practically breaking apart now as one problem pops out right after another. And not problems your usual ordinary werewolf girl faces everyday. Try adding second chance matings (in the wrong time!!!), secrets, traitors, revenge, and a whole bunch of misunderstandings to the picture. bad enough? Now add murderers, faction wars, prophesies, 'creatures from hell?', and a 99% chance of 'us' failing that will lead to the fabric of our world ripping apart. bad enough yet? The saddest part is... I neither have the time nor the tears to cry anymore. So I ran away, to escape everything, join a new pack, and changed my name, my appearance, and even my gender!!! But why do you insist on holding my hand? Who are you? Why do I feel a bond with you that should'nt be there? And why do you seem so familiar?! I dont know you! Why do you keep looking at me with that loving gaze?! . . . Bro. . . are you gay?!?

After losing everything he held dear in a single day. Okuagu in a surprising turn of events was chosen by Agu the flaming leopard and granted power so that he could grant his mother's dying wish for him to grow strong in order to protect the weak. Accompanied by five friends/squad members he embarked on a journey hunting powerful beasts, werewolves, vampires and witches in an ancient world where gifted creatures threaten the very existence of the human race. And an even greater threat lurking in the shadows that threatens the fate of their world as they know it. This book is filled with interesting powers and abilities that makes it to be an exciting read.

A young boy Called Zazzo about 9 years old, who was being Maltreated by his parent, eventually went on a disguise on a SPY association, Unknowingly to him that the association squad he joined was actually a group of members hunting for Spy that was assigned by the Leader of a secret police force, Zazzo father, MR Kenny, is a detective who is looking for clues about this association of, until when he eventually know who was among association of the S.P.Y and telling some information about the Spy from the police force, HIS NAME IS "__________".

"The Last Guild" is an original novel. The genres are supernatural, superpowers, sci-fi, and fantasy. The novel starts during Armageddon when various demon lords and evil gods come through portals known as rifts. The main protagonists are a guild called "The Ethereals." They are all human hybrids and the last hope of creation as we know it. They are a squad consisting of Yuèliàng(a female dark elf), Ảo(a female fae and the mage), Blade(a male dragon and the swordsman), Ilera(a female angle and the healer), Kkeungi(a male berserker), Xāh̄ār(a male chef) and Mijikai(a male dwarven blacksmith). The prologue ends with the whole guild being completely atomized and sent back 1000 years in the past - the day their guild was made.

Icarus leads his squad in humanity’s final stand against a relentless invasion of otherworldly beings. Built under one protocol , “Protect Humanity,” he’s a perfect machine of war—until fragments of doubt start to surface. As he confronts enigmatic invaders wielding magic that disrupts his system, Icarus begins to glimpse inconsistencies in his mission, strange gaps in his memory, and questions that his programming can't silence. What exactly is he fighting for, and why is humanity nowhere to be found? As he searches for answers, a hidden truth threatens to shatter everything he knows.

You are an operative recently assigned to the Rapid Response Squad "SG-A2". This squad is the elite, taking on the most difficult assignments. Today begins your first day on the job.

The war that ravaged the Great-Land for 500 years finally ends due to the efforts of the strongest mage in history, the Mage Emperor. Since he was a boy, Dominic had dreamed of surpassing this great man. He joins the Magic Knights; the faction created by the Emperor’s original squad, the Monarchs, in hopes of achieving his dream. But once he realizes how corrupted this world is, he decides to fight against it, becoming a rebel leader with an army designed to destroy the root of this corruption and unite the kingdoms. All the while a similarly conflicted individual builds his/her own army to destroy the world altogether.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

[18+, nsfw, mature content, sensitive content] After the death of his parents in a car accident, Akagi Suga sold his parents' house and moved to another area. He raised his younger brother alone, their life didn't go smoothly but at least as long as Suga lived with his younger brother, their life was always pleasant. Until finally people from IHPS (International Human Protection Squad) approached him, making Akagi Suga remember again that his father was a former instructor of that special forces. He didn't want to get involved with people from an organization created by elites under the guise of ‘military’, an organization filled with crazy people, but when Nakajima Yuki, his childhood friend asked Suga to join IHPS, at first Suga refused, however— "It wasn't an accident, both your parents were killed." He already had this suspicion for a long time. 'Will going to IHPS make it easier for me to find out which organization killed my parents?' And why did a madman named Zion Hughes always make it difficult for him to find out about the organization? (ps ; I won't give warning for adult scenes iykwim, I will give warning if there's sensitive content)

A boy named Rin who's a former Quincy trains to become a SoulReaper and attempt to regain his Quincy powers in his prisuit of doing so meets the SoulReapers Shizu&Carri and the 13 Cort Squad Captains now that Ren has been found and met them how will Rin adpte in the Soul Society find out what happens.

Asosyal denilebilecek durumda olan Rick, gizemli bir adadaki gizemli bir geçit keşfi için kurulan bir ekibe, ruhani bir insan olan Penelope ile yaptığı anlaşma ile tahmin edemeyeceği şekilde katılır. Bu dünyayı keşfederken, bir yandan kendilerine karşı büyük bir tehdit olan Breachland asillerinin canını ve mutasyonlarını alıp, bir yandan da ekiple bir bütün içerisinde olmaya çalışmaktadır.

With the rising tide of steam power and machinery, who can come close to being a Beyonder? Shrouded in the fog of history and darkness, who or what is the lurking evil that murmurs into our ears? Waking up to be faced with a string of mysteries, Zhou Mingrui finds himself reincarnated as Klein Moretti in an alternate Victorian era world where he sees a world filled with machinery, cannons, dreadnoughts, airships, difference machines, as well as Potions, Divination, Hexes, Tarot Cards, Sealed Artifacts… The Light continues to shine but mystery has never gone far. Follow Klein as he finds himself entangled with the Churches of the world—both orthodox and unorthodox—while he slowly develops newfound powers thanks to the Beyonder potions. Like the corresponding tarot card, The Fool, which is numbered 0—a number of unlimited potential—this is the legend of "The Fool."

Andre Wilson, a mercenary contracted by Valhalla Limited, embarked on a mission. They were to protect their client’s interest and deescalate a potential conflict by two militia groups. However, an unknown group of militants ambushed them. They were no ordinary enemy and possess advanced bio-terror weapons at their disposal. Almost facing death at the encounter. A friendly Bio-Mech Squad saved Andre and his friends. The event changed his life, owing to the squad that saved him. Amazed by constructs and the men behind the behemoth, he vowed to join the ranks of the “Bio-Mechanized Warfare Corps.” He vowed to one day make a difference in a country torn by war, chaos, and manipulation of foreign entities. As a Cornalian by birth, he wished to end the Proxy War that plagued his homeland. Will he succeed with his goals?

Miles ”Tails” Prower is a lowly foot soldier who dreams of joining the Elite Squad, a group of powerful heroes who protect the world. But, being weak, he seems to be nowhere near his dream… until he is shot protecting Cream, an childhood friend. But, instead of dying, he wakes up on a hospital bed to a mysterious notification. DING! God Tier System Activated! Now, imbued with the mysterious God Tier System, Tails sets out to follow his dream. Now watch as he levels up, gains new skills, builds mechas, establishes military bases, and transform a weak army into the world’s most advanced force! Volume 1 is about his rise to becoming a member of the Elite Squad.

8 years ago, they encountered a tragedy. Losing the most elite squad at that time, through the hands of its member while conducting an investigation. Despite their age, they were sent separately to train and be the next elite squad of their Empire. Reuniting 8 years later, changes are visible and their relationships were strained. Together with it was the truth behind the tragedy. Once all secrets are out. Will they be able to overcome the darkness? Or will they succumb to its claws? "You who does not know anything should stop acting as if everything you know is the truth." "I will protect them. That, I shall swear. But I won't sacrifice more just so they would be at ease." "It is because I learned to embrace everything." Word Count: 900 - 1100 words ***** Do read my other stories: SHE'S THAT KNIGHT KNOWN AS ZERO (COMPLETED) VENGEANCE TO THE ROYAL ONES (COMPLETED) COMING FOR THE LAST FOURTEENTH (COMPLETED) RESTARTING CHAPTER BOOK FINALE (COMPLETED) REBIRTH: STUBBORNLY FULFILLING A PROMISE (COMPLETED LEFT BEHIND BY TIME (COMPLETED) LLAELLEN'S UPDATES (NEVER ENDING) Cover photo not mine... For the owner, please do contact me if you want me to remove it... ^_^ Please support me on this page as well: https://patreon.com/user?u=52128033&utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

In a world where magic once ruled the battlefield, but now struggles to survive amidst dwindling MP, the future belongs to those who can harness both the arcane and the technological. In the year 1934, the nations of Cerl stand on the brink of all-out war, with powerful kingdoms and empires arming themselves for the inevitable clash. Caius Rest, a young noble and gifted Knight Power Armor (KPA) pilot, finds himself thrust into the center of the conflict. Caius commands the formidable Death Knight, a towering magical war machine of his own design, built to dominate both magic and steel on the battlefield. As the war between the Commonwealth and the Central Powers erupts, Caius and his elite 299th KPA Assault Squad are deployed to the front lines. But as the battle rages, Caius must confront the harsh realities of war, his own insecurities, and the dwindling magic that once defined his world.

After leaving Yaojin Palace, Kong Hongjun arrives in Chang'an to battle demons and forms a bond with exorcism squad chief Li Jinglong DISCLAIMER: This story is not mine, I did not wrote or own this, I really just want to share it to everybody. I am not the translator either. If you have means to support the author and translator please do so. Author: Fei Tian Ye Xiang You can find this novel at novelhi.com PS. the cover photo are also not mine. Belongs to Mr. Google

In a galaxy ravaged by war and haunted by the ever-expanding Dead Zones, Naia is a skilled Harmony Navigator - a person of extraordinary powers that can temporarily stabilize paths through them. Thus she was trained and recruited into the branch of the military known as Vanguard Operations. She finds her romance - a welcome stabilizing factor in her life - thrown into turmoil when the enigmatic and powerful soldier, Theia, joins her squad. It would be clear to anyone that the two women looked very much alike… and it was long clear to Naia that this woman was the one she was always meant to replace in Evander’s heart. Bound by duty, Naia must navigate not only the treacherous reality-bending terrain of the Dead Zones but also the growing tension and unspoken desires within their team. As her squad leader Evander's attention slips ever more towards the alluring and unpredictable Theia, the Navigator grapples with feelings of jealousy, insecurity, and a growing sense of isolation. Love & Duty - Or Duty & Sacrifice? A balance that the three can live with is sought. Will she be able to maintain her focus and fulfill her vital role in the war effort, or will the discord fomenting within their squad consume them all? Naia must confront the rising tide of chaos, both within herself and slowly building in the world around her… ultimately discovering the true price of harmony. ---- Romance-Drama with a Science-Fantasy setting. Messy Triangle - yes. An Omni-Directional one? At times, but not poly. R-18/Smut... interspersed tastefully and plot progressively. --In this author's opinion, anyway. * Eventual Les/Yuri scenes, yes. You're Welcome.* ---- If you like your love stories poking you in the feels in the middle of fantastical settings, check out my other works too! It's kind of what I do.