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Heavenly Dao: Earth's Biggest Troll

Heaven and earth are benevolent towards all things… "Benevolent? Who wrote this garbage? The so-called Heavenly Dao is just a cosmic butcher hiding behind empty words! Balance? Order? My foot! Endless wars, reincarnation cycles, and countless tragedies — all in the name of ‘destiny’." On Earth, he was an ordinary Asian guy — average grades, average job, no girlfriend, and a healthy obsession with cultivation novels. One day, a mysterious accident ends his boring life. But instead of reincarnating into some young master’s body or getting a cheat cultivation technique, he wakes up to a shocking revelation: He has become the new Heavenly Dao! Apparently, all his predecessors — countless so-called "Dao spirits" — failed miserably, plunging the realms into endless chaos. The mysterious System that governs cosmic order has finally chosen an "outsider" to fix things. But there's a catch: ➤ The System won’t hold his hand. ➤ No quest logs screaming “Go save the cat!” ➤ No divine guide whispering in his ear. He must use his own human intelligence, shameless cunning, and a bit of Earthly common sense — plus his OP heavenly powers — to straighten yin and yang, reconstruct reincarnation, and reforge a truly fair world of cultivation. Yet, nobody knows his true identity. To the cultivators, "Heavenly Dao" is an untouchable, cold-blooded, merciless force that enjoys watching them fight and die for karma points. They would never suspect that their current "Dao" is a clueless Earthling trying to act cool while learning on the fly! "Oh? The righteous sect is trafficking a nine-tailed fox beauty? Let me casually twist fate so they slip on banana peels and reveal themselves to the entire continent... Wait! Why are all these fox women proposing to me?!" As he fumbles through conspiracies, unravels ancient mysteries, faces off against demonic overlords, and accidentally builds a massive harem (he swears it was not on purpose!), he remains determined to rebuild a world where no one is forced into endless slaughter in the name of “balance.” "Watch closely! I — the Earth’s most normal guy — will rewrite heaven itself, and make even the heavens tremble from laughter... and maybe a bit of fear!" --- Genres: Eastern Fantasy, Cultivation, System, Comedy, Drama, Slice of Life, Action, Adventure, Harem, Smart MC, OP MC, Satire Tags: Reincarnated as a system/Dao, Secret Identity, Misunderstandings, Witty MC, World Building, Strong to Stronger, Mythical Beasts, Beautiful Disciples, Realm Wars, Karma, Fate Manipulation
KYREX_ · 1.1K Views

Guilty Justice

In the year 3029 in the future. A Virus called "Justice" contaminates all men of all ages into strange creatures or monsters called "Destroyers" which have various forms, not only that, this Virus also contaminates robots tasked with protecting humanity become corrupted and attack humans.The Justice Virus was actually created to punish humans who commit major crimes such as bank robbery, murder or harassment. Initially the impact of the virus only caused the body to become weak and feel a burning sensation in the heart for some time But everything changed when a mysterious person contaminated the source of the virus with something that turned the virus into a negative virus, thus turning all men throughout the world into monsters and destroying everything in their path without mercy. All the robots who were also contaminated by this virus began to attack the humans who ruled them, killing all humans cruelly, even all the military robots killed the leaders of a country.Therefore, this world is only inhabited by women who are still alive and fighting to save the earth from the virus, however, because of conflicting opinions, all women decided to make their respective factions their home and their place of protection. Currently a red-haired woman appears wearing a red mask and military armor uniform, her name is Voltrania, she is the leader of a faction called Crimson wings, Voltrania dreams of freeing this world from the threats and dangers of all the viruses that cause destruction in the world, even though she must sacrifice herself. Voltrania has a quiet, serious and cruel nature, she becomes the leader that all women hope to lead them to peace. This novel will tell about Voltrania's struggle and suffering to protect everyone she loves.
Rana_12 · 25.8K Views

JAGOAN BESI

Bayangkan jika suatu hari, sesosok robot manusia canggih tiba-tiba mendarat di tengah hutan belantara, persis di halaman belakang sebuah perguruan bela diri yang nyaris tutup buku. Lebih anehnya lagi, robot ini, yang menamai dirinya "Jago", sepenuhnya yakin bahwa dia adalah manusia biasa yang kebetulan agak terlalu kuat dan sedikit kurang mengerti adat istiadat. Jago yang kebingungan (dan sedikit rusak memori) ditemukan oleh tiga murid terakhir Perguruan Naga Langit yang hampir punah: Mei, sang ketua murid yang cekatan tapi sinis; Kai, si ahli strategi yang selalu lapar; dan Ling, murid termuda yang polos tapi memiliki kekuatan tak terduga. Mereka adalah harapan terakhir perguruan yang kini dipimpin oleh Guru Tua Lung, seorang master bela diri legendaris yang kini lebih sering terlihat sedang tidur di kursi goyang daripada mengajar. Awalnya, Jago diterima karena kemampuannya yang luar biasa—dia bisa mematahkan batu dengan jari kelingking dan melompati pohon kelapa tanpa berkeringat. Namun, keanehan Jago yang sangat tidak manusiawi, mulai dari kebiasaannya mengonsumsi oli bekas sebagai "minuman energi" hingga percobaannya "bermeditasi" dengan mode standby, terus memicu serangkaian kekacauan dan tawa. Saat perguruan mereka terancam oleh sindikat kejam yang ingin menguasai tanah leluhur, Jago dan ketiga murid harus bersatu. Mampukah seorang robot yang mengira dirinya manusia, tiga murid yang pasrah, dan seorang Guru Tua yang sering linglung menyelamatkan warisan bela diri mereka? Atau akankah "Jagoan Besi dari Langit Utara" ini justru menghancurkan segalanya dengan kejenakaan robotiknya?
GOLDEN_Z · 2.6K Views
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