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The first beauty in China was forced to marry a fool! But I don't know that the fool is the immortal emperor who has lived forever, stepped through the flood and walked from the rolling river! Three years of stupidity, the golden scale cicada molted, the emperor awakened, immortal! Defiant Heavenly Medicine, Unparalleled Force, Identification of Ancient Treasures, Feng Shui Secret Techniques...... The world is wonderful, omniscient, and omnipotent!

You're a struggling young doctor, barely making ends meet with a measly $2000 monthly income. Life's pressures and trials weigh heavily upon you! But lo and behold! One fine morning, you wake up to find yourself equipped with some sort of cheat codes... You're scheduled for an appendectomy, so you roll up your sleeves and get ready to explore the abdominal terrain: You touch the cecum: "Cecum: Healthy!" You palpate the colon: "Colon: All clear!" You reach the appendix: "Appendix: It's an inflamed, pus-filled appendix monster, level 15, rare creature. Recommendation: Perform an appendectomy!" With a decisive hand, you wield your scalpel and skillfully remove the troublesome appendix. "Ding! Rare appendix monster eliminated! Rewards: +100 experience in appendectomy, +$100, and a shiny white suture needle!" And thus, your journey begins as an emergency surgeon. But remember, with great healing powers comes great responsibility!

After transmigrating from the apocalypse to ancient times, Gu Yundong barely had time to catch her breath when she realized she was in the midst of a journey to escape famine. To make matters worse, her entire family had been expelled from the group fleeing the famine by her grandparents while others watched on coldly. With her father missing, her mother feeble-minded, and her starved younger sibling, Gu Yundong, who had barely caught her breath, only felt a major headache oncoming. With no other choice, she rolled up her sleeves and got to work. She engaged in business, opened a shop, and acquired fertile land. Gu Yundong thrived in her daily life. If it weren't for the people around her eyeing her as a potential wife, she could conquer heaven itself.

Author: Qiao Yao The young, wealthy, and beautiful reporter, Zheng Shuyi, got dumped by a scumbag?! How could she leave him and the white lotus to live a peaceful and happy life? When she saw the Rolls-Royce owned by the white lotus’s rich CEO uncle, Zheng Shuyi crafted a plan, embarking on a comical journey to seduce him! If her scumbag of an ex wanted to slack off for the next twenty years, then she would become his and the white lotus’s auntie!

"You're breathing," 'Is he crazy?' Liora thought. 'of course I breathe.' She rolled her eyes inwardly at his stupidity but didn't dare to show it to him. Caspian kept staring at her, making Liora uncomfortable. She pulled her hand away, attempting to free herself from his grasp, but Caspian tightened his hold. "I'm not finished yet," he said before opening the door.

Take one crazy quirky girl and a whole bunch of funny dorky queens (and nerds), Mix with a drop of fashion and... Garnish with a jar full of trouble = DISASTER!!!!! All it takes to homecoming is a committee of weirdly crazy ambitious fashion queens(and nerd) a glorious matchmake made from heaven, a totally gorge jock and one mean witch. When the event planning committee made of sworn besties, cool Dawn, Silly Shayna, Dorky Clarissa, Nerdy June and creative quirky team leader, Summer gets the big break to organize homecoming for the very first time... and for pay... everything's all colors and rainbows. what could possibly go wrong? EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Summer diaries is a central upbeat Teen/YA fiction novel told from the funny hilarious perspective of high school dork, Summer Scotts and her tales of wild crazy adventures with her wild adventurous friends, Shayna, Charlize, June and dawn. together, they make up the EPC, an event planning committee. things are all colors and rainbows and star dust when they land the hit deal of organizing homecoming. however, with problems like June's crush madness on the roll, a witch in Gabbana and Gucci heels and a cutie in blonde and leather jackets, will homecoming be their best night of all, or would it all go down the drain?

In The Balanced World, where everyone has their own system. People capable of using magic are held in the highest regard. Kol, our protagonist an orphan aspires to become a great wizard. To get this title, he must first survive through rigorous training, learn unique spells, defeat monsters, and maintain a good grade in The Arcane Institute for the less fortunate. ---- Each decision of the characters are based on chance. I (the author) roll dices to determine the outcome. Evil characters may survive or favorite characters die. Including the protagonist. This system will be evident the further along you read.

Rick hardly had any hope to find a girlfriend. There were swarms of beautiful women around him, but no one was actually interested in a dull, boy like him. They didn't even pay attention to his existence. But everything changed when he was handed over a rod. Yes, a metal rod. Carrying that metal rod he had hardly taken a few steps when he was struck by lightening. As he lost consciousness, Rick wanted to beat the shit out of bloody bastard who gave him that rod, but when he woke up, he had a surprise waiting. He got a system which would help him get girls and make him stronger. Read my other story: The Devil's Harem (200+ chapters) [Discord: https://discord.gg/thWfhRdpqy]

Thrillers from around the world, featuring: Men stalked by a hungry polar bear. Hunting the last Barbary lion. Two rivals hunting each other in the Amazon. A desk worker planning to kill his rival. A rock 'n' roll band accidentally committing murder. And many more.

[June 2024 WPC: Gold Place Winner] ---- [Ding! You have killed Elder Fuk Yu!] [You have obtained 108 Quadrillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Racial Trait of Elder Fuk Yu?] "Roll for a Racial Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Infinite Fuk Yu Mantra!] ... This is the story of Azmodeus—the only Trial Disciple of the Yang Sect—a boy who was born with everything and absolutely anything that could possibly impede his journey down the limitless road of cultivation. Weakest cultivation talent, weakest spiritual roots, weakest physique... However, it looked reality decided he hadn't suffered enough... On one day no different than the rest for the fourteen-year-old boy, as he was sweeping the courtyard's of the Yang Sect, misfortune struck once again, resulting in a Young Master killing him while in a drunken state... This was where his story ended, and also, where it began anew, and along with it, a system that guaranteed a new story for the boy—a story that would never end! [Ding! You have killed a Supreme Elder of the Godless Sect!] [You have obtained 500 Trillion Evolution Essence!] [Ding! You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [You have leveled up!] [Ding! Would you like to Assimilate the Stats or roll for a Trait of the being you just killed?] "Roll for a Trait." [Ding! You have acquired the Galactic Quantum Flux Racial Trait!] [Your overall combat power has improved by leaps and bounds!] [Ding! Are you ready to pay the price to ascend your plane of existence?] "I am." ... Join Azmodeus on his journey toward a limit that doesn't exist, as he figures out just how far he can Evolve through the killing and Assimilating of other existences! "You say I can sit in a cave and cultivate while having my clones do the killing...?" "There are other System Users!? And I can Assimilate their Systems into my own!?" "This will make too OP..." ... Extremely Fast-Paced System Novel with a bunch of realms and new worlds/areas!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you beforehand!! There will also be comedic and slice of life aspects, even dark at times, so be aware of that before going in... He will become progressively more and more evil, so beware... MC is a Murderhobo and certified Loot Goblin, so keep that in mind as well. This novel is benefit-driven, and things happen for the sole reason of obtaining benefits! No NTR, No Yuri, No Incest, No weak MC's, lot's of grinding those levels!! 500 PS = 1 Extra Chapter 100 GT = 1 Extra Chapter Discord: https://discord.com/invite/FMHsSN3fN8 Patreon: patreon.com/Astral_Pandemonium

As soon as Luo Yan graduated, he immediately got an offer from a prestigious gaming company. He thought all his hard work finally paid off. And he would finally reach the pinnacle of life. But then, on his first day of work, a potted plant fell on his head and he died. Surprisingly, when he thought he would cross the Yellow River, he suddenly woke up and found himself in the body of a 17 year old boy. This body had the same name as him but completely different background. Because the original was the second young master of the Luo family - one of the most powerful family in S City. Luo Yan almost cried. God probably took pity on him and decided to give him a loving family with a wealthy background. He didn't have to work hard anymore. Studying like his life depended on it and pretending to be a holy father just to cater to people. So Luo Yan decided to be a salted fish and just shamelessly sell meng. A certain male god who always bought Luo Yan's meng: Yan Yan is so cute! Why is Yan Yan so cute?? Cold faced on the outside, a cinnamon roll on the inside Gong X Super beautiful, black-belly Shou.

A story about the luckiest unlucky person in the world. James didn't want to raid the fantastic, yet dangerous tower, as he wanted to study medicine. But after rolling a mysterious power, James is forced to join the army by his dictatorial government. Being a weak boy for his age, James isn't what you'd call fit for the battlefield, as he gets killed on the first expedition inside the tower. However, Faith seems to have a plan for the boy, as his unknown power refused to keep him dead forever.

A story of a mentally exhausted 18-year-old, dragging her life through her "dreary" college days. "That was so stupid of you!!! ", I yelled at my sister, whilst running. "Well, who was it that suggested such a stupid thing!!!??", she yelled back with sarcasm. "I can't even stand on my own two feet, and you want me to help you", I rolled my eyes at her. " Aww... I know you care about me! How can you not!?", she wheedled with me. Well, follow me to find out how an 18-year-old dragging her feet also goes crazy with her little sister, looking every bit of extreme loonies.

Rick a Man in depression is Challenged by his daughter to become more powerful than her within a year on the Worlds first VRMMORPG. Support me and my works at www.Patreon.com/Madjic Artwork done by rennovlsrevenge

"let's go!" A feminine voice came out a bit hash, she dragged a young boy with her along with a traveler bag. "Hao please let me explain!" A man came running and tried to stop her, " let me go!" She screamed and pulled her hand out of his hold. "Madam please, don't leave, it is all my fault, please punish me! " Another voice came. And both seemed to be stopping the lady of the house from leaving in her condition, Hao struggling to leave with her child crying and hold her skirt from behind. "Hao!" "Madam!" Both screamed as the lady rolled from the stairs to the very end, still holding her child in her arms. Hao-hao's eyes were still opened and a tear rolled down her face followed by the painful scream from her. She barely saw anything else and all she could hear was the worried voices, one holding her and telling her she was going to be alright and the other trying to call the ambulance. "M.. my baby...." Was all she could say when her eyes landed on the unconscious boy on her right. Some minutes ago she had returned from shopping to find her husband on bed with their maid, that was not the deal! She went to take her child and packed a little she could carry, feeling the pain in her abdomen increase. She supported her protruding belly and took in a deep breath to calm herself before dragging the bag and her son out of the room only to meet the annoying man trying to close her trouser zip with his shirt scattered with love makes visible on his torso. She wanted to kill him, all of them but not in her situation, revenge was the least right now, she had to take her son away and cause the both of them pain but plans went wrong when she lost her balance and rolled down the damn stairs again! "Due to the situation, we had to perform a surgical procedure to remove the child and save both lives, we would have lost both because of lost of blood. Mr Gu both are in a critical condition and also the born child may have a deformity because of the heavy fall again." The doctor said and shook his head, they had done their best and the rest was in the hands of their god, if both mother and born child survive the night then it would have been a miracle. The relatives sat down in silence each either praying or thinking of something to do with Lorah silently crying and staring at the face of the sleeping boy a bandage covering his head......

"Hold on..." The rustling of falling clothes magnifies under the silence of the night. Lying in the midst of torn corpses and bloody soil the couple entwines under the moon. Protected only by the clothes spread out beneath her the young woman shivers. Feeling the touch of his slippery tongue running across the curve of her back. "Wait." She murmurs... "I can't." The man answers as callused hands slip into the fabrics of her dress. It's not that, she tries but unable to express. "They're... watching..." The man laughs instead, "is this another way for you to reject me?" No. That's not it the young woman thought as she listens to the voices overhead. "Hey! Move over, I can't see!" "See?! What are you watching!? Roll to the side, she's my representative!" "Shut up! I can't hear the sounds!!" "Calm down everyone." Tears gather at the corner of her eyes as the young lady listen to the conversation above. Biting on her lips she really wanted to shout to the sky, "you shameless deities!! Stop watching!!!"

Hey. This isn't really a story of sorts. It's just my collection of poems that I wrote. I just like writing poems. Drop some power stones if you'd like, that would really help. Not that I'm in desperate need or something, haha. Have a good day. May you never roll a NAT 1 on life.

Story is about An Ancient Primoridal Vampire that has possessed a young woman who had been killed by her stepmother, in exhange for taking revenge., along with the way with meeting a few handsome men that falls head over heels for her. grab your popcorn and enjoy the show.

It is TWISTED SAGA Series' 1st story Sankalp Singh Rathod, Rahat Raichand and Shawkat Raichand......3 of them have been planning a trip to Manali before even their final semester started! Just when they were ready to roll another one joined their merry little band, Blaze Aragon.....who, in a way Sankalp's big brother and Sankalp can't say no to him,......but then, What could possibly go wrong! wait until you meet the 5th addition who is a combination of naïve, quirky, clumsy, carefree, overtalkative, and mischievous..... Let the adventure begins! And who knows, maybe something more than that....... It's a light hearted short story! #FUSION

[No turning back to old love + single female lead + daily sweetness + no system, no Golden Finger + relaxation & healing + long-lasting romance] "Xie Xiao, you can't just stop wanting me after being so good to me for three years and getting me used to it. What do these three years between us amount to?" Zhou Mianmian looked at Xie Xiao with tears blurring her eyes and a pitiful expression. "Consider it my bad luck," Xie Xiao said indifferently with a glance at her. "Are you mad at me because I didn't agree to be with you?" Zhou Mianmian reached out to grab his hand, her voice pleading, "Then let's be together now, okay?" "You deserve someone better than me," Xie Xiao dodged her hand, pulling the beautiful girl by his side into his arms, "Wife, let’s go." Now that I'm reborn, let someone else be the lovestruck fool. Xie Xiao just wants to live a sweet life holding the tsundere treasure of a girl he overlooked for years~ ---- In his past life, Xie Xiao was blind, unable to tell the difference between a scheming girl and a treasure. To buy milk for the scheming girl, he got hit by a car and was paralyzed in bed for three years. In the end, the scheming girl turned around and went with another lovestruck fool. Instead, there was a proud and cute girl by his side... Until her accidental death... Xie Xiao closed his eyes in despair... If only time could be turned back...

Elliot Crane had one dream: to be the dashing main character of a fantasy world, wielding godlike powers, defeating epic villains, and, of course, charming a harem of beautiful heroines. But when Truck-Kun came rolling into his life (literally), fate had other plans. Instead of waking up as the protagonist of Stars Beyond Eternity, Elliot finds himself as… Elliot Crane, a character who wasn’t even in the novel. Even worse, he’s reincarnated as the youngest professor at the Royal Academy of Eversleigh—a job that comes with an intimidating reputation, genius-level expectations, and no actual plot armor. Now stuck teaching spoiled nobles, scheming prodigies, and the future movers and shakers of the world, Elliot must survive assassination attempts, political chaos, and overpowered students—while also figuring out who (or what) placed him in this world to begin with.

Ye Xin, who was about to go through his beast taming ceremony in hopes of getting a good beast, accidently stumbles upon a Squid that forcefully attach itself to him. After that his life changes as he achieves all his dreams with a harem of beauties in his arms.

"""Stroke? I can cure that. I'll just use my silver needle to release the pent-up gas inside your brain."" ""Sir, what you have isn't hypertension. Your body is just lacking certain nutrients. I'll get you some herbs."" Zhao Chen was the disciple of a Master Doctor. He decided to work as a factory doctor to repay his debt to the owner. However, he could not understand why all his female patients were a little weird. They would always take their shirts off for him to perform his diagnosis. One day, the owner, Su Qianxia, ran into the factory while being chased by debt collectors. Zhao Chen looked at the debt collectors, then at Su Qianxia, and said, "It's 20 million, right? I'll help you earn that money."

Rick discovers that he is part of a breeding experiment designed to save the human race. ___________________________________________________________ Disclaimer!!! Before you start reading this book.... THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT OF THE MOST GRAPHIC NATURE. I'm a degenerate, so this book was made for degenerates. If you fancy content that know no sexual bounds, then read at your own discretion. The book is pretty much depraved, with a dark tone, some might find it offensive even. If you are underage or unwilling to experience depictions of hardcore sex, fetish behaviors, and unrestrained carnal perversions in lurid detail - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. You have been warned - continuing past this point confirms you are an adult clearly consenting to subjecting yourself to material that does not shy away from portraying sexuality and deviance in its most profane, boundary-pushing extremes. If you nevertheless choose to proceed and find yourself offended or disturbed, DO NOT BLAME THE AUTHOR. This is your final advisory. 18+ ONLY. Moving on... No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in anymore or by any mass electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise without prior written permission of the author. Please, Take Note: This is a book of fiction. All characters, names, places, incidents and behavior are from the author's imagination, used with no intentions of hurting anyone; Any resemblance to any actual living thing or dead is mainly by coincidence and I sincerely apologize. Read on!!

It is a love story where the boy loves the girl since school life but the girl remembers the boy as nothing more than a friend. So in the end, to know that their friendship will turn into love. (and what was the reason why the boy had to leave everything)

Will never believed in superstition such as "Luck". If luck truly existed, it would be the Gods way of rolling our dice to dictate our fate, right? For all the stars to align on that fateful day would be seen as coincidental. A spine-rattling truth has to be lived from now on: a 'Game' has begun with humanity and other world's on the line. However, Will can see all of its inner-workings of the game...

Di dunia modern yang menganggap segala hal mistis hanyalah mitos, keberadaan kutukan sesungguhnya masih bersembunyi di balik bayang-bayang. Hanya segelintir orang yang memiliki kemampuan khusus untuk melihat mereka, dikenal sebagai Curse Shambler—pembasmi kutukan yang bertarung dengan teknik "Curse Shambles," seni unik untuk menaklukkan kekuatan gelap. Velka Akimo adalah siswa SMA biasa, lebih tertarik menyelesaikan quest game daripada berurusan dengan kenyataan. Namun, hidupnya berubah drastis saat ia pulang ke rumah dan menemukan keluarganya dibantai oleh makhluk menyeramkan bernama Akako Lakako, kutukan sekelas yokai yang menebarkan teror tanpa belas kasihan. Dengan hati hancur dan amarah membara, Akimo menemukan dirinya dipaksa masuk ke dunia yang penuh rahasia gelap dan pertarungan mematikan. Berbekal petunjuk dari Zeiri Kinji, seorang Curse Shambler misterius yang rock n’ roll, Akimo bergabung dengan SMA Negeri 21—sekolah yang khusus melatih mereka yang bisa melihat kutukan. Di sana, ia belajar bahwa para kutukan berkembang dan beradaptasi, membuat mereka semakin sulit dilihat dan dikalahkan oleh manusia biasa. Dengan dorongan dendam untuk membalaskan keluarganya, Akimo bertekad menjadi Curse Shambler sejati, mempelajari teknik-teknik yang akan membawanya bertarung melawan teror kegelapan yang mengintai setiap sudut kota. Namun, dunia kutukan lebih rumit daripada yang ia kira. Bersama teman-teman barunya, Akimo harus menghadapi rahasia kelam dari kutukan yang semakin kuat, serta ancaman yang bisa mengguncang keseimbangan antara manusia dan kutukan—dan mungkin, seluruh dunia.

How difficult is the path of immortality! Especially in this world of cultivation that has been utterly transformed by a plague! Ordinary people carry the disease, and once a cultivator comes into contact with it, their cultivation will decline at best, and at worst, they will return to the heavens, thus forever separating the mortal and immortal realms; Cultivation techniques cannot be practiced simultaneously, turning the entire cultivation world into a vast dark forest; ... Li Fan, having traveled from another world, harbors great ambitions but can only roll in the dust of the mortal world, wasting his life. Fortunately, at the moment of his death, he finally awakens to a mystical treasure, capable of turning reality into illusion, transforming his real life into a dream, and returning him to the moment he first crossed over! Thus, Li Fan begins his long journey to immortality! In his second life, Li Fan spends fifty years rising to the pinnacle of power, but he cannot find any trace of immortals in the world. Only at the end of his life does he catch a glimpse of an immortal's presence. In his third life, Li Fan exhausts his mind and devises countless plans, but ultimately cannot withstand a single sword strike from an immortal! In his fourth life... ... I, Li Fan, an ordinary mortal, will never regret a hundred lifetimes, all for the sake of immortality!

Augustus Cross was a man close to his 30s with nothing to his name. People rolled their eyes at the seemingly useless man and he remained helpless even as his daughter was at the brink of death. When all hope seemed lost, the hidden dragon within him was unleashed when the seal broke accidentally as his birthmark was stained with his own blood. Knowledge of ancient arts filled his subconscious, granting him powers to cure his daughter and other incurable illnesses. A man who was once looked down by everyone is unstoppable now. What lies beyond this man with the power he now possesses?