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The stark-naked, handsome, young man looked intently at a winged reptile creeping in front of him, His lips, closed tight since setting foot in this new realm, began to move as words echoed in the shadowy realm of awareness. "It has been determined that the leaders of the plan and all related individuals are dead, communication with Earth has been completely severed. Transitioning to autonomous operation mode. Updating log-in name to the fully planned 'Li Lin'. Given the current situation, autonomous task B4 is selected." The boy, now known as Li Lin, paused briefly, his voice taking on a chilling edge as if from the depths of hell. "Infiltrate and invade the low-level civilization, colonize it, Earthify it." The ultimate weapon in the form of a young man, in this magical alien world, sensed a familiar scent - war. And so, he continued his mission.

Reencarnado como Yamcha que fue un desperdicio en la historia original el siempre humillado en la etapa inicial y en Z convertido en meme pero el lo cambiara

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Meet Chad: every woman’s already throwing themselves at him, but his heart beats for one—his 2D waifu! Bursting with lewd, perverted humor, cringe-worthy awkwardness, and a nonstop barrage of memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture jabs, this outrageous tale proves real girls can’t compete.

They said humanity’s curiosity would be its undoing—and they were right. When researchers unearthed an ancient altar, they didn’t just awaken a secret. They opened a gate, unleashing nightmarish swarms of entomorphs. Enormous, unrelenting bugs. The world’s mightiest nations fell one by one, their weapons useless against the insectoid invaders. Just when all hope seemed lost, an unexpected source offers humanity the power to fight back. — “O holy spirit. I, Ray Foster, hereby ask you to make a contract with me and help me cleanse the world.” The cat replied, “I accept.” They felt their spirit lines merging, and the cat said, “Now, the final step. Give me a name.” Ray looked at the cat and said after a while, “Yuki.” — They called him a failure. “Spiritless Sage.” A Jaeger in training with unmatched spirit energy, yet no spirit to bond with. Now armed with Yuki's power, Ray must rise through the ranks of Jaegers, face impossible odds, and cope with loss and betrayal. But with the entomorphs growing deadlier and secrets lurking in the shadows, their journey is just beginning. In a world on the brink of extinction, the fight for survival demands more than strength—it demands spirit.

Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni, the Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13, is isekai'd to a fantasy magic world after his death and gets reborn. Watch the journey of a god of fire rising in this new world as he reforms the Gotei 13 once again. (P.S. : What I mean by Gotei 13 here is the group of 13 captains only, not the entire organization.) Read Chapters in advance on Patreon: https://p@treon.com/Hkj822

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Shin Kinghad is a kid that had been abducted and trained by a powerful underworld organization since he was three years old. After six years, he was rescued by the Special Forces during their operation against that organization and was adopted by the captain of the Special Forces. Since then, he treated the son and daughter of the captain as his own brother and sister. Years later, he joins the greatest VRMMORPG of all time, [Destiny's Fate] online, due to repeated invitations from his brother. He creates havoc inside the game as he climbs his way from being a beginner player to a peak class expert. But as he grew up, he became curious about his real identity and his biological parents. He tried to investigate it with the help of his brother and best friend. And after discovering his real background, he decided to follow in his father’s footsteps and stood at the peak of the world using his Martial-Art Skills and Mentalism Techniques.

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A story of four protagonists each with a mysterious ability trying to find out how to use them for good

Captain Reins Drake, a witty seafarer under the command of the ruthless Commodore Harring, discovers human cargo hidden aboard his ship. Choosing morality over obedience, he frees the captives—but is betrayed, branded a pirate, and imprisoned. In the depths of despair, Reins finds unlikely hope in Njord, a massive former captive whose crew launches a daring rescue. Together they escape, and Reins reclaims his sword and his freedom. Offered the chance to lead a new crew, Reins embraces his true calling—not as a servant of a trading company, but as a free man and captain of his own destiny.

Pixie, Siren, Dragon and a half human debut in an idol group Gachome, a unique first of its kind global group created to spread the message of love and unity among all races of mythical creatures and humans as they learn to put their differences aside and live in harmony after the Grand War. The story folllows the four girls: mainly Kaleith, a half human, Marya the charming pixie, Bahiyy a shy sirin, Nix the mysterious dragon, as they navigate through life and grow through their struggles as a group. But that's not all. Gachome was also created to raise spies who fight against evil forces which threaten to disrupt the peace of mankind and magical creatures in this New World.

THIS STORY IS ABOUT A MILITARY SOILDER WHO SACRIFICED HIS LIFE FOR HIS CAPTAIN WHO WAS A FATHER LIKE FIGURE TO HIM ARRIVING AT A PLACE WHERE THE REINCARNATION PROCESS BEGINS HE LEARNS THAT HIS CAPTAIN WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE INSTEAD OF HIM THE BEING GIVES HIM ICE AND A PARTING GIFT NOW SEEING AS HOW THIS IS ANOTHER WORLD SHIN IS HAPPY TO EXPLORE IT

Being a person that had always used his muscles in place of his brain, Zanac has always resorted to solving his problems and escaping reality with pure strength. Since he was born stronger than those around him, he was able to get away with it most of the time too. Some guy causing trouble on the street? Punch em. Got jumped by a gang trying to take revenge on him? Punch em. Land lord is here to collect the rent he hasn't paid in months? Punch em. Though hes been arrested by police a few times, hes never been to jail before. Being a man who sticks to his morals and muscles, he had never once done anything to hurt the innocent. Anything that he didn't like in his like, he would solve it with pure strength. He strength was both his pride and his life. However, one day he was confronted with trouble which even his muscles weren't able to overcome. Ultimately this had taken his life. Before he knew it, he woke up in some strange forest and had a body of...A MONSTER?!?! Author note: Ay. I decided to write this novel on a whim after seeing the writing formula contest. I don't have much planned... but I'll make it up as I go haha.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

Captain Joe Bower, Berryville’s seasoned captain, starts receiving anonymous letters that hint at unsolved crimes from the past. The letters, meticulously detailed and eerily accurate, lead Joe on a twisted journey through a series of cold cases that have haunted their city and surrounding cities for years. The messages not only unveils a new piece of the puzzle but also exposes the dark underbelly of the city he thought he knew.

Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System A Comedy-Drama with a Bollywood Twist! Synopsis: Lee Joon, a world-famous Oscar-winning actor, had everything—fame, wealth, and millions of fans. But one day, he dies in the most ridiculous way possible (thanks to a vengeful cat, but that’s another story). The next thing he knows—he’s reborn as an 18-year-old Korean trainee in a ruthless K-pop agency. No acting, no Hollywood connections—just singing, dancing, and suffering. To make matters worse, he has zero talent for dancing. His first attempt at choreography? A Bollywood SRK pose that accidentally goes viral! But just when he’s about to give up, a mysterious system appears: [Ding! Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the ‘Survival Idol System’!] [Complete missions, earn fame, and become the biggest star in the world!] Now, Joon is stuck in the most brutal K-pop survival show where trainees will do anything to debut—even sabotage each other! With his acting skills, his system’s help, and his Indian-style dramatic instincts, can he survive the cutthroat world of K-pop? Or will he just become a meme-worthy internet sensation?! --- What to Expect: ✅ Hilarious Comedy – Joon’s Bollywood antics clash with K-pop’s strict rules! ✅ Chaotic Romance – Fake dating scandals, rivals turning into lovers, and unexpected chemistry! ✅ Showbiz Drama – Backstabbing, industry secrets, and meme-worthy performances! ✅ Overpowered System Shenanigans – Missions, fame points, and Joon scamming his way to stardom! Joon might have been reborn in the wrong industry… but who says he can’t become a K-pop legend anyway?!

Synopsis: "When the war is over, we'll get married and I'll grow flowers like you, and our story will be one of the most beautiful love tales in the universe." A letter found in the pocket of a dead soldier; Captain Jungkook Jeon, 1895. This AU (ff) is written by @ARTSEOULVK in twitter. I just writting it for the people who don't use twitter and want to read this masterpiece. And also cause her account is deactivated now so yeah enjoy! Thank you. Ps. The book cover does not belong to me nor does the novel.

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Embark on an epic journey with Captain Demetrius and his diverse crew as they battle Trolls, face off against the Giant, and confront the Evil Lord threatening their world. With each member showcasing unique abilities and facing personal trials, the crew's unity is tested as they uncover family secrets, acquire new powers, and prepare for a final showdown. Join them in a thrilling adventure filled with action, mystery, and camaraderie as they strive to save the world and discover their true strength.

"Kings rise from blood and fire, crowned amidst chaos; the masses kneel and chant beneath the throne. Fate is never merciful for love, nor just for greatness—the law of the jungle reigns supreme. The cannon’s sole purpose is to measure the breadth of the realm; within its range lies the only truth. And in this age of maritime dominance, where colossal ships and roaring cannons dictate the course of history, the ultimate truth is simple: Take it all! 'Wait! What horrors lie beyond the sea? Retreat, retrea—ahhh!' The great beings of the previous era have long been buried in the annals of epic, while ignorant mortals rise, polishing their cannons and setting sail. Yet, though the times have changed, they have not changed completely. With a [Captain’s Log] in hand, Byron plunges headfirst into this mysterious, savage, blood-soaked... and crumbling age of maritime exploration. Surviving the War of the Roses, he ascends to the extraordinary through the blood of the seafaring pirates, climbing the [Ladder of Glory]. With his [Iron Law of Sovereignty: The Pirate Code], he commands the seven seas, crowned as [The Wild Hunt: The Bloodthirsty Storm King]. Only then does he realize that this sinking azure world may need... a new captain!"

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Join my discord (A lot of details about the world, islands maps, pictures, explanations etc will be shared on it) : https://discord.gg/YUz8XYuHqX Donation/support : https://ko-fi.com/lucifersama42858 _____ Hestia Hellfire is a woman who grew up on a pirate island waiting for her mother's return as a captain. Her dream? To join her crew with her five other friends. Unfortunately, one day a letter arrives announcing the disappearance of the one she has been waiting for for 10 years. Eager for adventure and answers, and driven by the desire to find her mother, Hestia becomes Captain of her own crew, the Hysterics, and sets off in pursuit. In a world where some humans are endowed with gifts and the islands and seas are populated by strange creatures, read about the adventures of the Hysterics crew and their insane Captain. "Me ? I am neither good nor bad. Neither good nor evil. Neither worse nor better. I simply go where the sea wind takes me, always doing what I please." Seductive, sadistic, insane and ruthless but also protective and loving, be the first to experience the many twists and turns of her life. Wives, companions, animals, all will accompany her in her crazy adventure and the dangers that the pirate life represents. From simple woman to Captain and from Captain to Legend, one thing is sure, the Legendary Tale of Hestia Hellfire, nicknamed The Insane Devil, Captain of the Cerberus, is just beginning. _____ Tags+ : yuri / BDSM / evilMC / insaneMC / sadicticMC / harem / gore / R18 / family / torture / adoptedchild / action / comedy / slice of life / fantasticCreatures / fleetBattles / curse Author-San Lucifer Don't forget to check my other novel : The Legend of the ruthless Empress Freya (author's profile) UPTADE EVERY TWO DAYS Official cover made by @DangoAoi on twitter

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

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15 year old Mari Takara had been walking home from her evening cram school when she suddenly sees a motionless boy laying on the concrete! Little does she know that he was a captain in an up and coming gang in Osaka. Getting involved in with a gang was not part of her to-do list that night. Watch as this encounter transform Mari's ordinary life into a hectic, romantic and action-filled adventure!