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Damien Carter never asked for a System, an apocalypse, or the pressure of being humanity’s so-called "last hope." He was just trying to survive the daily struggles of being an orphan in Paleview City—dodging bullies, scraping together meals, and lying his way into school. Life was already hard enough. Then, one day, a blue screen pops into his vision: [Warning: The world is doomed. Try not to die.] Yeah, great. Just what he needed—cryptic doomsday messages and no instruction manual. Now, monsters are creeping into the city, reality is unraveling, and Damien’s "legendary" starting stats are barely above zero. The System promises him power, but there's just one tiny problem—he’s never won a fight in his life. Armed with sarcasm, questionable decision-making skills, and the sheer refusal to die, Damien is about to embark on the worst (and possibly last) adventure of his life. Because if the world really is ending… he’s at least going to make it someone else’s problem first. After all, heroes are overrated—survivors get to tell the story.

Richard Cross never believed in ghosts—until the night he saw one with his own eyes. Ever since his parents’ brutal murder, strange things have followed him, lurking just out of sight. Now, at 17, he wants nothing more than an ordinary life, skipping school, dodging teachers, and joking with his best friend. But when a chance encounter pulls him into the world of spirits, exorcists, and ancient powers, Richard realizes he can no longer ignore the truth. Bound to a mysterious entity with glowing blue flames, Richard and his small group of friends must uncover the secrets of the unseen world, facing ghosts that defy logic and enemies that blur the line between man and monster. As he hones his abilities, Richard will learn that the dead are restless for a reason—and some secrets refuse to stay buried.

``` Quando Feng Qing nasceu, ela foi vendida a um casal das montanhas devido à negligência do hospital. Dezesseis anos depois, seus pais biológicos a trouxeram para casa de uma pequena vila na montanha, ela achou que sua vida melhoraria, mas não foi o caso. Ela não apenas deixou de receber amor dos pais, como sua irmã substituta a fez ficar cega. No final, seus pais a casaram com um homem velho de cinquenta anos. No dia de seu casamento, Feng Qing fugiu do hotel com vários guarda-costas correndo atrás dela. Em uma situação crítica, ela entrou no carro preto que estava estacionado à beira da estrada. No banco de trás do carro estava sentado um homem bonito onde a frieza impiedosa era uma constante em seu rosto. Ele parecia alguém com quem não se deveria brincar. Feng Qing bateu suas pequeninas mãos sujas. "Então, senhor, notei que a solidão está escrita em todo o seu rosto. O que acha de ter uma esposa que agora se apresentou a você?" Xie Jiuhan era comumente referido como Nono Mestre. Ele era o tirano da Capital e tinha uma personalidade volátil. Era teimoso e impiedoso. As socialites da Capital usavam todos os meios, mas nenhuma delas chegava perto sequer de tocar na bainha das roupas do Nono Mestre. A partir deste dia, rumores começaram a se espalhar pela Capital. O Nono Mestre, que normalmente se mantinha longe das mulheres, criou uma pequena esposa na mansão e a mimou ao extremo. Nono Mestre: "Minha esposa é muito frágil para cuidar de si mesma." O médico: "Então, quem é aquela senhora que quebrou o joelho de alguém com um único chute?" Nono Mestre: "Minha esposa morou em vilarejos, ela não é boa nos estudos." Os alunos da Universidade da Capital: "Sua esposa está sempre em primeiro lugar em todos os exames. Se ela não é boa nos estudos, o que somos nós? Retardados?" Nono Mestre: "Minha esposa é extremamente tímida. Ela não conheceu muitos figurões ou pessoas proeminentes." O público: "Por favor, cale a boca!" As principais autoridades em medicina, professores de ciência e famosos diretores internacionais faziam fila fora de sua casa, implorando para vê-la! Sim, sua esposa não havia conhecido figurões ou pessoas proeminentes antes porque ela era a figura mais proeminente aqui. ```

In the future of the Blue Star, a red beam of light suddenly descended and caused the rapid evolution of animals and plants. Ten cosmic monsters appeared out of nowhere and humanity was plunged into endless disasters. Wang Ye transmigrated with his talent for limitless skill points (cheats), rising from obscurity in times of crisis and breaking through deadlocks step by step... He embarked on a legendary journey to conquer all clans, become the leader of the human race, and rule the universe's seas. This fast-paced and exciting novel has a vast worldview, and features a truly intelligent, manly, and brave protagonist! (You know what I mean.) There are already excellent books of mine like "Star Forge", "Breaking The Galaxy With A Blade", and "And I'm Carrying The Hero Universe" with nearly ten thousand words updated each day. Quality is guaranteed, so please feel free to read them and add them to your favorites.

What happens when saying a single word turns your life into a chaotic rom-com nightmare? Yuu Takahashi has a curse the moment he speaks to someone, they fall head-over-heels in love with him. To avoid absolute mayhem, he's taken extreme measures: forging a medical excuse claiming he's mute, mastering the art of silent communication, and doing everything in his power to never slip up. But high school isn't easy when your presence alone attracts unwanted attention. Especially when one particular girl, Rika Aoyama, is determined to hear his voice no matter what it takes. Armed with ridiculous schemes, absurd tricks, and an unhealthy obsession, shea's on a mission to uncover Yuu's secret. Between dodging love-crazed admirers, the ever-serious class rep who suspects something is off, and Rika's relentless antics, Yuu's life is anything but peaceful. Can he stay silent and survive high school? Or will he be forced to speak and unleash romantic chaos like never before? A hilarious high school rom-com filled with misunderstandings, wild antics, and the ultimate challenge keeping quiet!

Synopsis Translation: Zombies + Natural Disasters + Superpowers + Divine Beasts + Beauties + Spatial Ability + Ruthless Resolve + Empire Building When the apocalypse strikes, a cataclysmic ice age engulfs the planet. As the frost retreats, a zombie virus ravages humanity. Before survivors can catch their breath, mega-tsunamis drown continents into aquatic wastelands. Then the Earth transforms again - scorching temperatures evaporate oceans, leaving a global desert. Just when humanity thinks the nightmare is over... alien invaders descend. The cruelest twist? Every human starts with only one year of chrono-energy. When it depletes, you die. To survive, you must scavenge both resources and precious time-energy while dodging endless catastrophes. Xiao Yang, reborn with his spatial powers intact, gets a 10-day head start before doomsday. Now he's: • Hoarding apocalyptic-scale supplies • Building luxury bunkers • Customizing armored super-trucks and mega-yachts • Preparing to rewrite the rules of survival (An epic saga of survival, betrayal, and unimaginable twists!)

Kang Jaeyoung had been close friends with Yeon Jeonghoo since their first year of middle school. With their parents mostly out of the picture, they naturally relied on each other throughout their struggles. But after being told that his soul was inadvertently placed in the wrong world, Jaeyoung is suddenly punished with nightmares. At first, they weren’t so bad, but they got increasingly disturbing over time. Eventually, they were so unbearable that he was afraid to fall asleep. It was then that he discovered that when he slept while being in some sort of physical contact with Jeonghoo, he drowsed restfully and dreamlessly. At that realization, Jaeyoung embarrassedly asked Jeonghoo to sleep beside him at night. But as their feelings grow even deeper than their initial depth, their “unrequited” loves become intertwined, breaking through the barrier and extending beyond. Light begins to peek through the cracks, undeniably bound to shed its beams upon hidden devotions once that wall inevitably collapses. Deeply devoted and clingy top (Yeon Jeonghoo) x Completely smitten and caring bottom (Kang Jaeyoung) *This. Is. An. Omegaverse! I repeat! OMEGAVERSE!!! *Friends to lovers *There will be smut *This is a light read. Do not expect incredible plot twists or excellent wording. There will be a few original aspects and I’m actively avoiding cliches, especially some VERY overused ones, but I can’t guarantee that they will be nonexistent.

They say life’s full of plot twists—well, Bai Xiaotong’s life is more like a plot pretzel, twisted in all the wrong places. After centuries of fighting in dungeons that suddenly descended into the Murim World, she thought she'd earned a peaceful retirement. Yet, after buying a dimensional ticket to cross realms, she ends up face-to-face with an even bigger disaster. Goodbye, dungeon gates and loot drop. Welcome to a world crawling with walking deads! Where each bite turns the living into rotting husks of undead. "I bought a wayfarer item to peacefully retire in another human world, not to clean up another horde of monsters! Do I look so bored to change places just to go hunting?! I didn’t sign up for this mess—” she grumbles, dodging a zombie horde. Why does it feel like she was attracting every apocalypse in the multiverse? Where’s the peaceful world she paid millions of cosmic credits for? Wait, did she pay for a doomsday subscription instead and was auto-renewing?! Damn. How could she end up in a dumpster fire, filled with weak humans who can’t even handle brain-dead corpses in a trance? “Seriously, how does anyone lose to that?” But in reality, it’s not the monsters and weak humans that are giving her gray hairs—it’s the fact that... “AHH! Why does my stomach keep on growing? Darn, it hurts, I think it’s going to explode!” “Ow shi— did I peed myself?” No. Wait, what the hell? Someone tell her, it wasn’t her water! The apocalypse? She can handle that. But childbirth during an apocalypse? That's a whole different level of nightmare. “Hey, you can’t come out yet!” This is insane. At least wait until she figures out where’s the father, ah! --- WSA2025 Entry

You know what’s unfair? For years, I dreamed about adventure—magic, monsters, heroes, all that good stuff. I imagined grand battles, epic quests, and worlds filled with mystery. And then the world actually decided to go full apocalypse. Did it give me a cool prophecy? A legendary weapon? A warning? An OP Skill? Nope. Just dumped me into chaos with nothing but my sharp wit and questionable survival instincts. Fine. I can play this game. Heck, I even got my own survival guide: Rule #1: Find a protagonist. Because let’s be honest, I am not main character material. Main characters are strong, serious, and burdened by fate. I, on the other hand, have spent my entire life dodging effort like it’s a contagious disease. Rule #2: If your protagonist has amnesia, you are screwed. Guess what? Mine does. The regressor, the guy who was supposed to have all the answers, keeps squinting at the apocalypse like it’s an old TV show he barely remembers. “This looks familiar…” Yes, genius, because we’re about to die in it! So now I have to think. Not normal thinking—fool’s logic. The kind of thinking that makes no sense but works anyway. And if that fails? I’ll talk my way out. Monsters? Negotiate. Villains? Trash-talk them until they cry. Death itself? Well, I’ll try to convince it that I’m not worth the effort. And if I die even then? At least I’ll go out proving that fools always find a way. ______ ___ _ [ Please note that this story is a work of fiction and a product of the author's imagination. It contains scenes of violence, death, and may not be suitable for all readers. It is intended for mature audiences only. ]

The world has fallen, overrun by the dead. Hailey and Ronan have one goal. Survive. But in a world where danger lurks around every corner, survival isn’t just about dodging zombies. They must travel together through highways choked with the dead and cities crawling with danger. They fight to survive. Every mile is a gamble with scarce supplies, hostile survivors, and the relentless undead. In a world where trust is dead, can they make it to the other side alive? >>> "You can't kill something that's already dead, Hailey-Jade. The dead don't die anymore. It lives."

[Ding! You have successfully summoned Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin to be your slave, he is awaiting orders!] [Ding! Random draw: Toothpick (FF- Tier) Use it to pick at your teeth!] [Ding! Random draw: Dragon c*ck (A Tier) Tug it once to fire a dragon beam from the tip!] Bruce has been reincarnated and has obtained a very powerful summoning system, except that he has very bad luck. Follow Bruce's adventures as he tries to navigate through the world with his bad luck. story will be 50% random bullshit so dont expect a good story/good writing. this is just for fun, some brainrot to refresh your mind enjoy

The sky over Karvess was the color of rust. Thick, swirling dust clouds hung low over the scrap fields, coating everything in a layer of fine, red powder. Jagged heaps of broken metal stretched as far as the eye could see, the discarded bones of an age long past. Somewhere in the middle of it all, a boy named Grant sat atop a gutted transport hull, staring up at the vastness above. "Same old sky," he muttered, running a hand through his dirty blond hair. "Same old nothing." It had been six years since he'd been left to fend for himself, abandoned in this wasteland of shattered starships and forgotten tech. Six years of scraping by, salvaging parts to trade for food, dodging scavengers meaner and hungrier than he was. But today was different. Today, his life would change forever. A sharp hum filled the air, making the fine hairs on the back of his neck stand up. His hands, buried in the exposed circuitry of a wrecked cockpit, tingled as the old display flickered to life. Then, a voice spoke. -System activated- Hello, user. I am the Star Navigator System. I am at your service. Grant froze. His heart hammered against his ribs. This wasn’t just any old ship AI. Star Navigators were rumored to be relics of the Pre-Imperial Era, capable of piloting ships faster and smarter than any modern system. This... this could be his way out. "Star Navigator System?" Grant echoed, his voice barely above a whisper. Then, a slow grin spread across his face. "Huh, maybe I can get into the Academy with this... Or even, create an army!" The screen pulsed with light, scanning him, assessing. Somewhere in its code, something shifted, acknowledging him as its new pilot. And just like that, Grant's future stretched wide before him—wider than the skies, wider than the stars themselves.

===[WSA ENTRY 2025]=== [Discord Server]- https://discord.gg/c7TkKDrS "Seriously? Of all the people I could’ve become, I end up as him?" Damien, a shut-in who spent his days cursing at authors for bad plot twists, was killed by a mysterious woman—only to wake up as Alden Draven, a forgettable extra in his favorite novel. The kind of guy who appears once, contributes nothing, and dies miserably. Determined to change his fate, he realized something wrong. The story isn’t following the plot. Characters are acting out of place. And worst of all— "Wait… is there another transmigrator screwing up the plot?" Now, between dodging death flags, unraveling the mystery, and dealing with a dangerously obsessed yandere, Damien’s only goal is simple: To Survive. _____________________ [Join Discord Server for more characters illustration - https://discord.gg/c7TkKDrS ] ----------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. All characters, events, and locations are imaginary, and any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. ---------------------------------------------------

Julian Althan is a 14 year old orphan who lives in the slums of Vestand. His parents have long since passed and he has no one but himself to rely on. While following his daily routine of dodging Arthur, a sadistic debt collector, Julian gets caught trying to steal some food out of the trash from behind a restaurant. While lying beaten he doesn't know his fortune will soon change as a spirit from another world seeks to escape pursuit.

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG! Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs. From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman." With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

To save the world from darkness, the Monkey King will need to become a God

Jace Hakeem Lyon Is an enigma despite being touted as a five-star high school recruit his character leaves much to be desired. His ego is backed by his relentless desire to prove himself by collecting ground levels for little room to care about others' thoughts. He may seem laid back or in control but that's far from it as a monster called anger that feeds off his loneliness, greed and pain to push him forward. Born and bred in east La Crenshaw strong isn't something he shouted for the sake of it, it's something he had to live up sparing no time to live up to others' expectations for what black excellence is supposed to be. On the field, he is known by many names: The Light-Skinned General, Crenshaw's Tiger, and many more. However, the only one he truly cares about is his moniker, Mr Bling, as he thrives on adding to his trophy cabinet. Like most people who grow up in the trenches that is Crenshaw, he spent his early years dodging gangs and drugs. Football was his escape from his chaotic life as he only ever truly felt complete when he had a ball in his hands dodging guys built like trucks trying to take him out. However, following a strategy that took his parents in the middle of his freshman year and let his older sister scarred both physically and mentally, Football became his only lifeline to save both him and his two sisters from the hood as life dealt them a bad hand.

Greg watched his world come to an end under the hands of the enemies supported by his fellow race. while blaming himself for not starting the game early or not investing time into it, or for awakening a trash talent he closed his eyes and embraced death but that was not the end of his story as he regressed to ten years prior to the unfortunate event. with knowledge of the future and determination he buys a gaming helmet and plunged into the game- Apocalypse that signalled the start of something more. with his knowledge of the future, his skills that made him shine even with his trashy talent and the awakening of an ex rank talent, 100% Dodge rate that makes attacking him impossible, read Greg's revenge and rise to the top protecting those he cares about while punishing his enemies.

A king’s ransom? Leo scoffed. He’d seen bigger explosions in basic training. Transported to medieval Europe, this ex-special forces soldier finds himself with a secret weapon – a literal cheat code for power. Between mastering magic, dodging jealous nobles, and navigating a complicated romance with alluring Valkyrie sisters Aurora and Luna, Leo’s got his hands full. But when a sinister plot threatens to unravel the realm, he'll have to embrace his destiny and become the ultimate warrior. Get ready for an action-packed adventure filled with power, intrigue, and a healthy dose of medieval mayhem.

Lucas "Luke" Chandler is a master of illusion, but his magic is all about sleight of hand and clever tricks, not real sorcery. In a twist of fate, Luke finds himself transported to a world where magic is genuine and powerful. Hailed as a great magician, Luke must use his wits and skills to keep up the charade and survive in this fantastical realm. As Luke navigates his new life, hilarity and danger follow him at every turn. From outsmarting people to dodging magical creatures, he must continually perform the ultimate illusion: convincing everyone that he possesses true magical power. Amidst the adventure, Luke grapples with his identity and the constant threat of being exposed as a fraud. In a world where magic is real, Luke discovers that the greatest power might just be his unique ability to blend illusion with reality. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, events and incidents are the product of the author's imagination and his only. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Heavy language is used in the story. Blood, gore, violence and sexual acts are also depicted in the story. Update: a chapters a day Site: https://akikure.carrd.co/

The beings who created our planet are angry with humanity. To punish us for depleting the Earth's resources and for causing so much pollution they paused the planet. No longer does it circle the sun. Half the world is stuck in the daylight, and the other half of the world rests under the moon at night. A shifter will be chosen to help change everything. This brave shapeshifter finds another with the same goals and together they will take on the biggest factory in what once was the Kansas, USA. It is a factory so big that it has a sovereign city built within it. This place produces UV lights to support its citizens in the darkness and manufactures artificial food since crops don't grow as fast with UV lighting. They are at the center of all trade while the CEO is plunging into madness while diving into drug induced psychosis. His selfishness is costing human life and poisoning the environment in and around the city. The allure of profits causing him to synthesized the deadliest drug to ever have existed. The shifters have to figure out how to take down the CEO and clean up the mess he has made all while dodging those who would seek to harm them. Shocking discoveries will be made along the way showing the heroes just how small our world really is. This is a work in progress and will keep evolving as new ideas pop into my brain. I also have been going back and editing previous chapters as I try to improve my writing skills please stick around for the ride with me and make sure to leave a review. :) Ideas from people who are reading my story as well as constructive criticism are both greatly appreciated. ***graphic language, sexual situations, murder, and drug use are all mentioned in my story***

What if you spend your whole life like a vegetable in a hospital bed? Only being able to speak and listen. Just that. Would you go crazy? Unbalanced? What if it was all the fault of a degenerate madman looking for his parents' inheritance? Would you be angry? Would you be mentally broken? That was Kayden's life for 20 years and as quickly as it started, it ended, but luckily for him, reincarnation existed and by some miracle, he still had his memories of it. And....his new world had...magic. In the first moment of consciousness, Kayden made a promise to himself, in this life, he would achieve everything, he would reach the height of power, he wouldn't give a damn about women or money, futile things that would condemn him to mediocrity, his focus was to have the power to rule his destiny, this time he would not be a slave to his own life, he would be a monarch. Image made by: Queen Frieza

What if Harry Potter and Dragon Ball world were one? People could be revived with Dragon balls, but these things only known to Kami and some lucky people. What if there was no death, only afterworld? Deathly Hallows were made by someone else? What if Wizarding World knew about Martial Artists but not ki and What if Martial Artists didn’t knew about the Wizarding World. Then there reincarnated a person in Goku with some wishes and he knew about this. The world changed but still was known to him. He had with him wishes with unlimited potential. ————————————————————————————————————————————————This is a crossover Au world with many changes some people will be alive, some people’s gender will change but overall it will be fun and interesting. All the original characters are to their creators but Oc’s are mine with the changes I made.

If you had the opportunity to be granted one wish, what would your wish be? All humans on Planet New Earth were given such an opportunity. A translucent screen appeared in front of every human promising to grant any wish to the humans of new earth. You want to be a god?- Granted You want to be a devil?- Granted You want to have powers like Gojo or Naruto or Sasuke or Saitama or Goku?- Granted You want to be the richest man on the planet?- Granted You want the world to end?- Granted You want... Wait, what?!!! Granted?!!! Any wish a human wished for was granted to them!! And then it happened, the apocalypse!!! And our average MC, Corey Junior Zane, due to circumstances wished for wisdom, not just ordinary wisdom though. Unlimited Wisdom, Knowledge and Understanding. Would our MC be able to survive in such a dangerous world without having the ability to defend himself. Would he be able to survive in his school where the common enemies are Smileys? Read to find out! NOTE: There are some wishes that would not be granted like wishing everyone to die and some other things. Just read to find out more. You'll definitely enjoy it. *P.S: Cover Art was not made by me.* *ALSO, READ MY REVIEW BEFORE READING THE BOOK*

(Currently being revised so the story may be incoherent) "Knowledge, There you are! We need to do this quickly before the other gods notice." Valor says as he motions for her to approach. "I'm surprised you agreed to help with this." Gluttony adds with a cruel smile. "I never would have thought the God of Knowledge would be the one to give us aid." Knowledge mearly nods at his words. "Now, this is it! That crazy bat from the far continent has made some crazy monsters before but this one is the cream of the crop. Fully capable of self-evolution and self-replication. It can breed a whole army of different monsters by gathering the essence of other lifeforms!" Valor says as he points to a large egg on the ground. She nods again. "You know, I thought you'd be as excited as I am with this? Endless war and power; we'll have full control of the system once this thing begins its rampage." Knowledge raises her hands in the air and shakes them unenthusiastically. "As sarcastic as ever I see. Well, whatever. Place your hand hand here and help us with the seal." She does as she is told and a huge beam of light descends upon the egg; but her attention is elsewhere. Using the ceremony as a distraction, Knowledge brings lost souls from other worlds and implants them in unsuspecting inhabitants. She can see it. Tiny seeds of change have been sewn.

Zou Yue jumped to the side, dodging an extended claw of a growling zombie. A pair of warm hands gripped his small waist from behind and pulled him over to a sturdy chest. The same pair of hands slowly groped his chest. “Brother fan w—what are you doing?!” Zou carefully looked up at him. Fan Xui smirked mysteriously at him and removed the huge shades stylishly. A clear pair of eyes met Zou’s challengingly. “since I saved you just now, why don’t you give me a kiss?” “you... you can see!!! Aren’t you blind!!!” Zou Yue glanced in shock. He pushed himself for of his body. Fan Xui laughed out loud, gently caressing Zou’s long black hair. “are you gonna leave me now?,” he continued groping his barely their chest through his girly tank top. “Fuck yeah!! Let go you poser.” he pushed him away and started shooting the zombies outside with renewed passion. Fan suddenly caught his wrist. “You bastard, what are you doing, let go of my hand. The zombies are coming!!!” “Hmm okay,” Fan Xui let go. He swiftly snapped a fluffy handcuff snugly on his wrist, tying them both together. “Now we are tied together for live and death,” “FAN. XUI!! Get this off of me!” Zou growled at him, but the young man just laughed happily. “Sigh, you are beautiful even when you are angry, dear,” Fan Xui whispered and pulled him up for a passionate kiss. He gently bit those soft lips and moaned. “Delicious,” Letting go, he slowly waved his hand towards the upcoming zombies and they are reduced to ashes.

Hana Takahashi, a cheerful and kind-hearted young woman, runs a small ramen shop on her own after losing her parents in an accident. Despite the hardships, she remains optimistic, pouring her love into every bowl she serves. One of her regular customers, Ryo Kobayashi, is a quiet and mysterious man who seems oddly interested in her. What Hana doesn’t know is that Ryo is a hitman, feared in the underworld. As he falls for her warmth and kindness, he struggles to keep his deadly profession hidden. Between dodging his past enemies, dealing with nosy coworkers, and surviving the ramen shop’s aggressive cat, Ryo’s double life becomes a chaotic balancing act. Will he manage to keep his secret from Hana, or will fate (and bad luck) expose everything in the most ridiculous way possible?

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/EVEjCxccjW ------------- Who is Mc? > Long Shen. Is Long Shen strong? > Yes Can he beat Goku? > Yes! does Goku have a bachelor's degree? is it harem? > Yes Rated18? > Yes Is he a regular-type Villain Mc? > *looking at such a question, the Author smirks at your stupidity thus, he doesn't want to answer it ** Is there Gore? > depends on how you usually read. Don't tell me there are annoying harem members. > **Gives you a Hug** worry not, I understand you. This pretty much answers your question, if you have any questions like, is it lgbtq, Yuri, NTR, blah blah blah... It's No! No means No. ------------ Long Shen a Typical Nerd, Who has a bachelor's degree in physics, chemistry and biology gets reincarnated into worlds of Novels. Not as a protagonist but a cheap cannon folder villain. Want to know more? > READ THE FUCKING STORY.

I was nothing but a mindless, rotting corpse, shuffling through the darkness—until a party of adventurers cut me down. That should have been the end. But instead of eternal rest, I woke up in the body of a noble. Fancy clothes, a sprawling estate, and servants calling me "Young Master." Sounds like a dream, right? There’s just one problem… I still have zombie instincts. Table manners? A nightmare. Holding a conversation? Harder than dodging a fireball. And apparently, calling the meat "too fresh" makes people really uncomfortable. Just as I start adjusting to this bizarre second life, my battle-hardened siblings return with unsettling news—monsters acting strangely, whispers of an ancient hunger awakening. And when I take my first bite of monster meat, I realize something terrifying: My hunger isn’t fading. It’s only growing. But the deeper I dig, the clearer it becomes—this hunger isn’t just mine. The Tower is waiting. The heavens are watching. And something in Tower… is calling me back. I'm moving now to Royal Road and scribble hub. web novel rejects my novel. This Will be Later 5 By Chapter https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/106105/i-died-as-a-zombie-then-woke-up-a-noble-and-became https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1440061/i-died-as-a-zombie-woke-up-a-noble-and-became-an-adventurer/

Many cracks appeared in the sky and red beams shot out from the open cracks, falling on humans and turning them into things they never dreamt of becoming. Ronald woke up to see the changes that had occurred in his world and it took him while to finally accept those changes. But soon after, he was killed by the man he calls father only to wake up after a long sleep. ----- Now awake, Ronald finds out he is no longer a human but the weakest of all demons. He must grow to become the strongest in the world or be ready to face the outcome of being the weakest creature. While striving to be the strongest, he must also strive to realize his dream of becoming the world most-wanted villain. TAGS: Harem, Smut, Demons, Dragons, Vampires, Werewolves, etc.