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Mukbang Pork

Royal Secret: I'm a Princess!

After living as a famous Korean vlogger-slash-mukbanger, Neoma died a (shameful) death and regressed to her tragic first life--- the life where she has to live as a hidden princess with a tyrannical father and a yandere twin brother. She died at the hands of her psycho brother in her first life. But luckily, she charmed her "big brother" this time. Her father remains a sc*mbag, though. But a blessing in disguise happened when her twin brother got "sick." Because of that, she has to pretend as the "Crown Prince," forcing her father to treat her well. She thought she was finally on the road to becoming a lady of leisure. But, despite her laziness, she still ends up completing royal duties that put her closer to the throne than her sick twin brother. The next thing she knew, they already prophesied her to be the first empress of their very patriarchal empire. Now Neoma finds herself in the middle of the succession war she never wanted to be involved in! *** [EXCERPT 1] “Neoma de Moonasterio, the first princess of Moonasterion Empire. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero’s proxy.” [The hell is this psycho saying?] Neoma, despite her confusion, still smiled at her father--- the emperor. “Father, what do you mean by that?” “From now on, assassins sent by my enemies would target Nero,” the emperor explained. “Until he’s strong enough to protect himself, you’ll pose as your twin brother.” Her smile froze, but she still acted innocent. “But Father. If I take my brother’s position, then wouldn’t the assassins mistake me for him and…” She stopped talking when she realized that was exactly what the emperor wanted her to do. [This sc*mbag wants me to be bait?!] “You’re no longer a princess, Neoma de Moonasterio. From now on, you’ll live as Prince Nero de Moonasterio,” Emperor Nikolai said coldly while looking down at her with glowing red eyes. “Try to survive until your twin brother comes back to take his rightful place, understood?” Neoma was too shocked to react. [Are you f*cking kidding me, you sc*mbag?!] *** [ORIGINAL BOOK COVER. Artwork by sola_cola.] *** [EXCERPT 2] “I’m so sick of your tyrannical a*s,” Neoma yelled at her father aka the emperor. “I won’t forgive you for hurting Lewis and Tteokbokki!” “What will you do about it then?” Nikolai asked with a smirk. “Kill me?” “Yes! I’ll f*cking kill you, sc*mbag!” “Language,” he warned her, upset that his five-year-old daughter curses like a sailor. “Using vulgar words is unbecoming of the future Crown Prince.” “I’m a princess!” Upon yelling those words, the royal princess’s eye color changed from ash-gray to red. [This is getting serious.] “Stop it, Nero,” Nikolai told her sternly. “If you keep that up, the royal knights will come and–” “I’m not Nero!” Neoma screeched angrily. Then she jumped in the air with her left fist, ready to punch him. “In the name of the moon, I’ll punish you!” [What…?] And Princess Neoma, pretending as the Crown Prince for her sick twin brother, punched Emperor Nikolai, her father, in the face.
sola_cola · 5.5M Views

Help! I Married A Vampire CEO

"It's not just your blood; I wish to taste every inch of you, darling." --- Christina's life shattered at the sight of her almost-fiancé hooking up with another woman. She had left behind so many things just to be with this jerk, and yet he dared to cheat and blame her? "Screw you! I'll find a better man!" She vowed, and it miraculously came true. In a very grand way! Reylan Blackwood, the enigmatic CEO of her company, a man whose charisma made women weak in the knees, proposed an irresistible deal. He offered to take care of her debts, her ailing mother, and even deal with her bastard ex, all in exchange for a one-year contract marriage. “And at what cost?” Christina wondered, unwilling to fall into this infamous playboy’s trap. In the end, forced by the consequences, she accepted his generous offer. However, as the facade of her fairy-tale life began to crack, she slowly realized her husband wasn’t the prince charming he pretended to be. He didn’t even have a heart to begin with, and what’s worse? He loved drinking blood—human blood! Now trapped under the same roof, how would she escape from this bloodthirsty husband? Or would she slowly succumb to his dark desires? --- Excerpt: "Why? Changed your mind and decided to sleep with me?" "No, I was here to grab a pillow." Christina retorted, attempting to push away the shameless stripper wrapped in nothing more than a towel around his waist. Reylan smirked, unaffected by her futile attempts to escape. Tracing a line over her neck, he leaned close to her ear and whispered, “Don’t deny it, darling. I clearly caught you staring as if you wanted to eat me earlier.” Damn, this bloodsucker! Christina cursed inwardly, feeling her cheeks flush not just from his words, but also from something unmistakably hard pressing against her waist. She shot Reylan a glare, only to find him smirking, fully aware of the effect he had on her. But she couldn’t fall for his tricks, not until he fulfilled his end of their contract! With a fake smile, Christina replied, “Sorry, sir. But I have long given up eating pork. So, if you could move-” "...." Wait! Did she just call him a pig?!
YuZee · 63.9K Views

Rebirth in Apocalypse with Red Packet System, Let’s Start with Farming

Qin Yu spends seven years of her pitiful life as a mindless zombie before eventually dying of starvation. For some inexplicable reason, she comes back to live six months before the apocalypse descends on the world. She now has a chance to redo her life! She has already imagined her bright future just like the protagonist of some web novels: predicting the future event, saving humanity, gaining a lofty status among the survivors while having sweet revenge on all the people who’d once been looking down and making her suffer in her previous life. Ah, how sweet… how satisfying…. Until a cold, mechanical voice interrupted her fantasy. [Ding!] Congratulations on your successful rebirth! The will of the world gave you a present. Do you accept it?] Qin Yu: "Yes! Fucking yes! Baby, come to mommy!" [Open the present… Congratulation! You get the Red Packet System!] [Warning! The system can only work in Blessed Town.]  [Enjoy!] Qin Yu: "To hell with revenge! To hell with money! To hell with status! This mistress will stay here, having a leisure life, farming and fishing, and occasionally flirting with the big sister next door! Survival is the most important thing, after all! " System: "…." "Little Yu, we are having your favorite sweet braised pork made with the meat of an Elite Mutant Beast Golden Horned Boar for breakfast!" Ling Luo said, with her sweet voice. "And for dinner, you can also have your favorite dish..." Qin Yu stared intently at the feast in front of her eyes and couldn’t help but gulp. "My favorite dish...?" Ling Luo leans forward, a breath away from Qin Yu's ears, and whispers softly, in a sultry tone, "It's me~" ---- The cover was stolen from the internet, please don't blame me it was too tempting.
BigMarch · 1M Views

Reborn in the 80s, Get Rich by Eating Melons

Tong Yao never expected that getting a milk tea could result in getting struck by lightning on a sunny day, and then waking up in the 1980s. She became a mischievous, spoilt wife of a top-tier doctor from the future. Rather than leading an ordinary life, she was caught eloping and stealing money, and reacted with crying, making a fuss, and hitting walls. Under the hopeless circumstances, she discovered she could understand animal language. While other time-travelers were busy making money to support their families, she was just enjoying the show. "The deputy director's wife accepted five jins of pork from a patient's family. The old couple is squabbling behind closed doors right now." "The Dean has had a flare-up of hemorrhoids these past few days and can't sit on a chair." "Mr. Li's wife is a tough woman. That missing tooth on the left was knocked out by her." "Tong Yao has improper conduct. She used to secretly meet people in the village." Tong Yao didn't expect the day would come when she would be the talk of the town. ... One day, Tong Yao heard a stray cat at the door muttering, "Dr. Si is having a date with a nurse in the corridor." Furious, Tong Yao went to catch them in the act, only to find the doctor was discussing a patient's condition with a nurse who was over fifty. Wanting to run away, Tong Yao found her escape route cut off by the doctor, who backed her against a wall, "So I heard you came to catch us, huh?" Tong Yao never expected the saying, 'Those who always walk by the river eventually get their shoes wet,' to come true.
Yin Family's Sixth Child · 1.3M Views

Papa melo

It was a great afternoon. I came back from school I saw my papa on the porch sitting and drinking beer. Suddenly my papa called me and wants to have a talk. He told me that something happened earlier. I was intrigued! And I ask my papa what happened? Before that I blessed my papa it's a sign of respect it's part of our tradition where we grab there hand and put it on our forehead. And my papa told me that there was a big fight earlier at the public market. And I ask him who was it? And he told me. It was your uncle and our former worker. And I ask what happened next? And papa said. Your uncle almost died today. I was shocked and ask my dad where is he now? He told me he is at home. It was a big relief for me. And suddenly my papa said. I'm waiting for our former worker to come to our house and ask forgiveness but they did not showed up. I was asking who started the fight? And my dad told me. My sis started telling me that they were putting there pork on her stand and she is telling them them that don't put is there I still have some pork to sell and what is happening I can't sell it its because your pork is there on my stand! She said. And she ask for help to my uncle to ask them that they should not put there pork on my aunt stand. Suddenly our former worker shouted and saying. I don't have room on my stand where should I put my pork on the floor? Angrily. And my uncle said to him shouting as well. It not our fault that you no longer have space for your pork! This is not your stand! Suddenly they punch each other it was a big fight! And our former worker grabbed a knife but he failed to stab my uncle. My uncle also grabbed a knife to stab him but he ran away. That's what my papa told me. And papa said what if I let them face each other and give them a gun one bullet each if who dies there will be no revenge. I told my papa that's wrong we should fix this I told papa do you want me to go there and ask them to come here so that we can fix this? My papa said no let them be. 4:00am in the morning I was still asleep. Suddenly my sister knocked on the door aggressively shouting in worry papa! Papa! Something happened to papa. I forgot to wear a shirt and rush to the motorcycle and went to market and asking questions where is papa? Everyone is running. And I saw my aunt walking on the streets not talking. And I asked our worker where is papa? It is our former workers brother. he is at the hospital! I felt worried and there is something on my mind saying papa is okay he is okay if I arrived at the hospital he is smiling and sitting with my uncle talking with each other. That's not what I saw. My papa is on the bed covered with a white blanket also my uncle I cannot believe my eyes that papa is dead I was crying also my sisters and my mom that this had happened. If they only went to our house and talked this should've happened. 2 days later My papa's corpse already arrived at home we were all crying some of us wants revenge some of use don't want revenge if you are asking me what's on my head nothing I was crying angry feeling betrayed it's not sinking in that papa is gone its like a nightmare that I want to wake up already but no this things are real and not a dream I wish it's all a dream. 5 years later We already moved on things are not looking good for me. I already told my mom that we need to continue the business but my mom told me she is going to handle the business and I told her that do you know how to run the business? And I told her that papa already trained me how to handle the business. And my mom told me. "no" I was like why? I was 18 years old at that time she is saying that you don't know how to handle this! I did not argue with her. And just told her okay you handle the business but please don't recruit the people that papa fired because they are thieves she did not listened to me and recruited those people 2 years after she is full of depth.
Eoj_Dino · 2.4K Views
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