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In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amend. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose.

Takahiro Nao, a 25-year-old burdened by crushing debt and driven solely by his love for his struggling family, meets a tragic end—until a mysterious Goddess of Benevolence offers him a second chance: reincarnated in another world, and his efforts there will provide for his family back on Earth. Awakening in the body of Naoki von Blackmore, a disgraced “Failed Hero,” Nao is thrust into a realm of sword and magic, monsters, and war, tasked with the impossible mission of defeating the Demon King. With newfound powers, a shadowy past, and the weight of two worlds on his shoulders, he must battle not only relentless enemies but fate itself. Blending emotional depth, thrilling action, moments of humor, and a spark of romance, this gripping isekai adventure asks: how far would you go—and what would you sacrifice—for the people you love? Webnovel illustration: https://ko-fi.com/navirunaviii Join discord server: https://discord.gg/GqEY7xdM

Alix, a devoted player of Strongest Kingdom, finds himself reincarnated as his in-game avatar—the powerful and fearsome Demon King—in a mysterious and unfamiliar world. Armed with his gaming prowess and a penchant for stirring up trouble, Alix must navigate a realm fraught with danger, intrigue, and opportunity. As he discovers the secrets of his new domain, forms alliances, and faces relentless foes, one thing becomes clear: chaos follows wherever he goes. Will Alix rise to become the ultimate ruler, or will his wild antics lead to his kingdom's downfall? Join him in this thrilling, action-packed adventure where strategy, humor, and epic battles collide!

In the bustling world of 1990s Hollywood, a man defies all odds to become the ultimate icon of fame and power. Standing tall at 186 cm and boasting unparalleled strength, he is not only a top-tier director but also a global sensation celebrated for his charisma, charm, and wealth. With a staggering net worth placing him among the world’s richest, and a reputation that oscillates between adoration and scandal, he navigates the treacherous waters of the entertainment industry with unmatched skill. This story follows his extraordinary journey—from the struggles behind the camera to the dazzling spotlight on the red carpet. Amidst fierce competition, romantic entanglements, and relentless media scrutiny, he carves out a legendary career while battling personal demons and complex relationships. “Hollywood Director 1992” blends humor, drama, and romance to paint a vivid portrait of ambition, resilience, and the price of stardom in a city where dreams are made—and sometimes shattered.

James was a hustler who'd succeeded in retiring early, only for the pandemic to ruin all of his plans. He spent two years locked up inside playing video games and watching movies, only to be spiritually abducted just as the situation started improving. Now his name is Jin and he's a part of the Illusion Room Sect. A cultivation sect that creates scenarios for combat-focused cultivators to hone their skills. In other words, fully immersive video games. Will the gaming knowledge of his past life help him succeed in such a cut-throat world? Will he manage to break his two-year pandemic induced dry-spell? And most importantly, will he ever manage to surpass the rank of cannon fodder?

Once a man who vehemently rejected the absurd clichés of fantasy worlds, he found his quiet, ordinary life in the real world turned upside down. After miraculously dodging a truck that seemed destined to isekai him, he was propositioned by a talking raven, a messenger from another dimension offering untold power, world domination, and a grand harem. He scoffed, preferring his mundane life, even breaking his phone to sever any ties to such fantastical systems. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humor. Despite his desperate attempts to cling to his reality, a chance act of kindness involving a wounded white cat ultimately sealed his destiny. He awoke in an unfamiliar world, a helpless infant, forced into the very transmigration he so adamantly refused. Will this unwilling protagonist ever find true happiness, or is he forever bound to the fantastical destiny he tried so hard to escape? Discover the secrets behind his transmigration, the mystery of his deceased lover, and the meaning of "Death Dice" in a world he never asked for.

The world ended. Then the gods tried to fix it. They made Menystria. It didn’t help. Once, three gods—James the Sun, Noah the Moon, and Evodil the devouring Chaos—built a city above the dead Earth to escape everything they ruined. But centuries later, the curse has lifted, humans are returning, magic breathes again and old truths are crawling back into the light. Evodil, shadow-bound god of hate and apathy, now drinks bitter coffee in a mountain observatory. Not a hero, barely even sane. But something’s waking beneath Menystria—and this time, it’s not going to be kind. Time loops. False lives. Dreams of angels with mechanical halos. A boy forging a burning katana. And a poker table in a realm that should not exist—where 52 seats wait for gods not yet born. As rebellion brews, new gods rise, and a cosmic horror named Azraem begins to turn its eyes inward, Evodil is forced to make a choice: remain the mistake everyone fears… or con the universe into believing he’s the one thing it still needs. MENYSTRIA is a slow-burn cosmic fantasy laced with bitter humor, emotional scars, and a divine game far bigger than anyone understands. This isn’t about saving the world. It’s about who gets to rewrite it.

She signed a contract to save her dying father… but ended up in the arms of the man who once shattered her. Maya Talukdar thought she had escaped Armaan Shahriar—the cold billionaire who married her out of duty and discarded her without remorse. But fate has a cruel sense of humor. To save her father’s life, Maya agrees to sell herself for thirty days. Her first client? Armaan himself. Once a gifted designer, now a maid in his mansion, Maya stuns everyone with a talent that reignites more than just old memories. But while Armaan’s icy facade begins to crack, his charming brother Abir watches from the shadows—with secrets of his own. What happens when your ex-husband buys you back—not for love, but for control? A billionaire revenge romance that cuts deep, heals slow, and burns bright. She gave him her heart once. This time, he's buying her soul.

Kanade is summoned (isekai) with a group of heroes to fight in a war against Demons. But what is his surprise once he finds out he isn’t exactly a hero… It’s a story of the adventures these people have in a different world. Some were summoned against their will, while others seek for a new chance in life. New encounters, lifelong allies and plenty of danger awaits. An Isekai story with heavy influence in modern culture, and many references to games, animes, etc. It tries to approach deeper themes of the human mentality, but simply wastes too much time with a silly humor.

A new work from the author of 'Astral Pet Store', welcome to enjoy it! ———— In chaotic times, one seeks survival; in prosperous times, one seeks fame. Despite being weathered by the vicissitudes of life, the Great Yu Dynasty still found itself in an era of prosperity. In the northwest, a youth trekked nine thousand miles on foot, slaying the Great Demon alone to compete for a lifetime of glory. In Long Lake, an unmatched Grandmaster hurried to the mortal realm to establish a sect, leaving his name to be revered for a hundred generations. In the imperial capital, a saintly figure spread his teachings far and wide, with followers throughout Qingzhou, his legacy lasting forever. Yet within Qingzhou City, in the compound of a family with a long military heritage, there was a child who never engaged in serious pursuits, instead spending his days playing chess, painting, fishing, and playing the zither. Years later— …… When the sword rose, dragon smoke stretched for three thousand miles, and a single strike wiped out the cities of nine provinces! Among all the laws of the world, only I, have entered the path. …… 【Light-Hearted Humor】【Martial Path Panel】【Art Master】【Scheming】

“What! The young master has married another concubine?” After Gu Changge is bound to the system, sharing innate talent and even cultivation results with a Daoist Couple (wife) is possible. Whether it's consuming elixirs or treasures from heaven and earth, or from daily cultivation, everything can be shared! “Just by binding with one partner, I went from a waste to a spiritual body. What if I had multiple partners?” Since that day, he realized that working hard in cultivation was not as effective as taking in more spouses, and that taking elixirs himself was not as good as feeding his wives! The aloof and warm-hearted sect's holy maiden, the playful imperial princess, the dragon race's transformed girl with white hair... 【Your Daoist Couple has cultivated through the night, shared cultivation progress!】 【Your Daoist Couple has grasped the essence of swordsmanship, shared insights!】 【Your Daoist Couple has consumed a supreme snow lotus, comprehended a law, shared!】 【Dual Cultivating with your Daoist Couple, rewards...】 (Disclaimer: Dual Cultivation is a unique method of cultivation where a man and a woman cultivate together by having sex) As he feeds his wives every day with ease and pleasure, he unknowingly becomes a celestial being, perfects the holy body, and stands above all living beings! (The story is focused on daily life, is lighthearted with a touch of humor, and does not stress the protagonist)

Starfire: The top assassin feared by all and with a side hobby as an anonymous hacker who no one knew about- not even the organisation she worked for. Who would have thought she was the short, always-smiling, blonde girl that seemed to have no care in life and was always just looking for fun? And yes, if you are wondering "was?" That's because she died. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [So yes, you are dead. I am a system who helped you and now you will be going from world to world to complete quests and-] The system was cut off from its listings as Starfire laughed. "Really?~ That sounds like a lot of fun. I accept!" She said with a grin that took the system aback. [But I didn't even...] "Mhm?" She rose a brow and the system just went silent, deciding to sulk in its mind instead. {She didn't even allow me to tell her the reward she gets after...} If it could, it would have gone to a dark corner in the space to crouch there and sulk. {I couldn't even brag about myself and how powerful I am to bring her from the dead...} ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Starfire as she journeys on... just for fun. Oh right, I almost forgot! The "Head" is also trying to get her to attain something and a mysterious person appeared who might be her friend or foe, amused by her behaviour. Be prepared for a dash of humor, action, world-hopping, mystery, and well... fun! Trigger warning: I shouldn't have to say this but there will be mentions of death and dark humor here as is expected in transmigration/reincarnation stories. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is my original story and should not be copied. The pictures aren't mine. - Tennyliz.

Indigo Pereira is a young autistic man from Costa Rica with an unstable gift: technopathy, the power to control and create technology with his mind. Tired of injustice, he sets out to confront dictators and corrupt officials, starting at the U.S.-Mexico border, where he meets Jolie Ávila, a fierce and flirtatious girl scarred by the loss of her aunt, whom he honors by wearing a purple garter. What begins as an improvised rebellion transforms into a global mission when Trump-after an unexpected battle-reveals that Putin, Ortega, Maduro, and Kim Jong-un are planning to reunite the threads of love and destiny: relics capable of fusing souls and granting unlimited power. Traveling through Latin America, Indigo and Jolie face clones, cyberattacks, ancient chi, mutant dictators, giant orangutans, and hypnotic cumbias. But they will also experience emotional struggles, discover their heroic lineage, and learn what it means to truly connect. With action, humor, social commentary, romantic moments, and hints of anime, this story blends the absurd with the profound in a youthful epic where Latin America is the battlefield... and love, a revolution.

What if dying was just the beginning? For Rin Solas, it was. One moment, he was a nobody, and the next, he woke up in a world where your worth is literally in your veins. This isn't some land of opportunity; it's a brutal world where dragon bloodlines decided everything. And Rin? He's got just enough of that precious blood to make him a target,to be laughed at, exploited, or simply crushed underfoot. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humor. It handed Rin the Tyrant System, a power that thrives on the very things this world understands: fear, respect, and domination. This isn't a story about a hero's journey. Rin isn't here to save anyone, and there are no do-overs. To claw his way up, he'll have to be admired. To get stronger, he'll have to be feared. And to rule? He'll have to embrace the very monster they whisper about in the shadows. He's not here for glory; he's here to take it all.He is here to become the strongest creature in the world

Author's Note: This story is heavily inspired by Lord of Mysteries—what I humorously refer to as my "make-a-wish version." Awakening in an unfamiliar body, the main character discovers he has taken over the body of a forgotten man in a fantasy world that transcends a single era. A world shaped by rituals, alchemy, divination, and the presence of mysterious deities. As he struggles to unravel his identity, he is drawn into the secrets of alchemy, ancient mysteries, and the hidden truths that shaped this extraordinary realm.

Ryan Harper, a 25-year-old young man, went viral by accident after an embarrassing incident at his cousin’s wedding was broadcast live. Now known as Mr. Cringe by netizens, his life turns when he is offered a job at a well-known media company famous for its quirky and humorous content. There, he meets Ilya, a strict and skeptical editor who, unbeknownst to Ryan, starts to develop feelings for his sincere and unpretentious nature. Can Ryan change society’s perception of him, or will he forever live as the nation’s punchline? In a journey filled with awkward moments, laughter, and unexpected romance, *Mr. Cringe* reminds us that it’s okay to be yourself – even if it’s embarrassing.

Overworked. Underslept. Emotionally bankrupt. That was Selene Mira—an introverted interior designer in her late twenties who barely had time to breathe, let alone live. When she unexpectedly keels over from burnout (who knew coffee wasn’t a food group?), Selene wakes up in an unidentified magical world full of floating islands, spell-wielding sheep, and villagers who think smartphones are cursed artifacts. But there's a twist: She didn’t get magic. She got Amazon. Well, not exactly. But a dimensional shopping platform that delivers anything she wants—from pepper spray to noise-cancelling earbuds—paired with a freakishly fast learning ability and a sarcastic little ring that dings in her head every time she gains a new skill. Armed with nothing but modern gadgets, dry humor, and a desperate need for personal space, Selene sets out to live the slowest, quietest, and most introvert-friendly life possible in a world that keeps trying to turn her into the main character of an epic fantasy saga. Too bad fate—and fantasy tropes—have other plans.

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

Ayla, una joven de espíritu libre y corazón valiente, descubre un jardín oculto donde las estrellas caídas se transforman en flores mágicas. Cada flor guarda un deseo olvidado por alguien del mundo. Decidida a ayudar a cumplir esos sueños, Ayla emprende una aventura que la llevará a conocer nuevos amigos, enfrentar desafíos inesperados y, sobre todo, descubrir la fuerza de sus propios deseos. En un viaje lleno de magia, humor y esperanza, Ayla aprenderá que a veces, los sueños más pequeños pueden cambiar el universo entero.

The VR craze reaches its peak with the release of Glory Through War, the MMORPG that promises to turn the number one player into a real-life tycoon. Four friends, united by ambition and a twisted sense of humor, dive headfirst into the chaos with one goal in mind: reach the top — no matter the cost. As the virtual world becomes a battlefield, they won’t hesitate to trample anyone in their way. Races? Hierarchies? They laugh at them. White, Black, demi-human, or some absurdly rare species with powers that defy logic — no one is safe. The strategy is simple: kill, loot, and laugh while their enemies beg for mercy. —Let’s leave them without underwear. silk, if possible. — Oh, forgot the coffee filter at home, did you? — HAHAHAHAH. — Shut the hell up and get to work, you sons of bitches.

What if your second chance came with a twist you never saw coming? Terrchel was never meant to be human. But fate has a strange sense of humor. Thrown from the forgotten corners of existence into a world that feels both like a dream and a memory, Terrchel wakes up in a body that doesn’t feel like his own. Everything is strange—too loud, too bright, too real. And then there’s her—the woman with crimson red hair who always seems one step ahead, watching him with eyes that know too much. Where am I? Why me? And how do I carry a destiny I never asked for? This is a story about second chances, about finding meaning in chaos, and about learning that sometimes the greatest treasures are hidden in the places we least expect. It’s about feeling lost, misunderstood, and small—and still choosing to rise. With heart, humor, and a touch of the absurd, Arcadia invites you into a world where the past whispers, the future calls, and the present demands everything you've got. If you’ve ever felt like you don’t belong, this journey is for you.

Dear Reader, My name is Lola, and this isn’t just a book about dating. It’s about living. Yes, there are dates. Hundreds, actually. Some real. Some exaggerated for comedic relief (because trauma is exhausting and humor is free). But behind every swipe, every dinner, every wild story, there’s a woman surviving. A woman unraveling. A woman rebuilding. This is about me, my life, my heartbreaks, my hilarity, my healing. The messy, sacred chaos of it all. You’ll meet exes (some I married, some I should’ve blocked), friends who became family, and red flags I mistook for carnival rides. You’ll also find the truth I spent years avoiding— about love, motherhood, neurodivergence, faith, fear, and finally choosing myself. This isn’t a self-help book, but if it helps, I’m glad. It’s not an advice column, but if it feels like one sometimes, that’s okay too. Think of it more like a long, unfiltered letter from a big sister who’s been through it and wants to make you laugh, cry, and maybe pack a spare car seat... just in case. So settle in. You’re not alone. I’ve got stories to tell. With love, Lola

[WSA 2025 Entry] [Warnings: Gore: Blood, limbs, regrets—expect all three. Dark Humor: This academy’s got no rules, and everyone’s a little messed up. That’s the point. OP MC: Yes, Sion’s cracked. No, the fights won’t be boring. He’s balanced... sorta. R18: Not smut. Just spice. Sparse in early arcs. ] Sion is a gifted boy from a quiet village—with one loud, stupid dream: Become a superhero. In a world flooded with Gifts, that dream’s damn near extinct. The powerful chase money, clout, or carnage. Lords. Cult leaders. War gods. Anything but a broke, bleeding do-gooder. As the great philosopher Sun Tzu once (never) said: "Saving people as a cult leader is better than saving people as a superhero." (Don't fact-check. Just vibe.) This is the tale of: Sion’s hero journey—through the worst academy imaginable. Cutthroat tests, overpowered weirdos, and one very troublesome Flower. A maybe-legend in the making. Notes for the brave: The school? Unhinged. No rules. No brakes. The MC? He’s not a saint. He’s a good guy... with bite. This isn’t smut. But when it hits, it’ll hit. 25 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapter 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter Discord Server: https://discord.gg/mtvnb8Xz

Once a man who vehemently rejected the absurd clichés of fantasy worlds, he found his quiet, ordinary life in the real world turned upside down. After miraculously dodging a truck that seemed destined to isekai him, he was propositioned by a talking raven, a messenger from another dimension offering untold power, world domination, and a grand harem. He scoffed, preferring his mundane life, even breaking his phone to sever any ties to such fantastical systems. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humor. Despite his desperate attempts to cling to his reality, a chance act of kindness involving a wounded white cat ultimately sealed his destiny. He awoke in an unfamiliar world, a helpless infant, forced into the very transmigration he so adamantly refused. Will this unwilling protagonist ever find true happiness, or is he forever bound to the fantastical destiny he tried so hard to escape? Discover the secrets behind his transmigration, the mystery of his deceased lover, and the meaning of "Death Dice" in a world he never asked for.

TW: Black Humor

Shaurya, a terminally ill young man from India, breathes his last while chanting Lord Vishnu’s name. But death isn’t the end — it’s his divine beginning. Chosen by Lord Narayan Himself, Shaurya awakens in a mystical cultivation world, reborn with a perfect immortal body and a unique Divine Sect System. In this world where immortals rule and ancient clans dominate, Shaurya stands out — a Hindu soul in a Chinese fantasy realm. While others struggle for years in seclusion to cultivate, Shaurya levels up by completing divine missions — from mantra meditation to purifying evil. Each task earns him Dharma Points, unlocking divine weapons, cultivation techniques, sect structures, and powerful allies. He establishes the Sanatan Flame Sect, a holy force born of faith, flame, and fate. Armed with blessings from a real god and a system no one else can comprehend, Shaurya sets out to build the greatest sect the world has ever seen. --- Tags: Cultivation · System · Sect Building · Reincarnation · Hindu Mythology · Overpowered MC · Indian MC · Fantasy World · Divine Weapons · Light Humor · Serious Power Progression

Jake, a once cheerful class clown hiding deep emotional scars, finds himself homeless after years of failure and rejection—banished by his family, haunted by a past love, and unsure of his worth. Sleeping at bus stops and eating cheap meals, Jake’s path crosses with Alex, a silent, muscular gym owner carrying wounds of his own. Alex offers Jake more than just a roof—he gives him purpose. As they clean up the dusty gym and begin rebuilding their lives, the unlikely friendship blossoms into something powerful. Jake uses humor and heart to promote the gym, while Alex becomes the mentor Jake never had. Together, they begin healing from their pasts—until a passionate baker named Alya enters their world with dreams of sweetness and success. In a quiet corner of the city, through barbells, buttercream, and broken hearts, three people discover that sometimes, the recipe for healing starts with a little laughter, a few reps… and a whole lot of cake.

Nicole’s fiance cheated on her. So she did what any heartbroken girl might do—she drank, got bold, and hunted down a one-night stand. With a werewolf. A gorgeous, charismatic, too-sexy-for-his-own-good Alpha, to be precise. But, of course, things can't ever go smoothly. Nicole ends up rejected like it's a bad fever dream. Cool. Fine. Whatever. She's had worse mornings. Until her boyfriend turns up dead. Now she’s the prime suspect, her one-night stand is the lead investigator, and fate is laughing in her face. Oh—and did we mention the part where she has magic? Not the cute crystal-in-your-bra kind. The kind she's not supposed to talk about. The kind that gets noticed. As the case unravels, so does Nicole’s carefully controlled life. Her powers are spiking. People are dying. And hidden conspiracies keep coming to light... -- This is a fated/rejected mates urban fantasy romance. Content warning for: Nudity, more nudity, swear words, inappropriate humor, dead people, undead people, incomprehensible amounts of magic, too much supernatural whosits and whatsits, werewolves and all the fetishes that come with them, did I mention the nudity?, and a questionable level of sanity at times.

An NPC's Odyssey in Love In the digital world of *Love’s Crossroads*, a modern romance game, Ethan is a silent NPC barista with black curly hair and deep black eyes, destined to serve quests to the game’s protagonist, Aiden. When a glitch grants Ethan self-awareness, he fixates on Lila, the game’s second heroine, a vibrant beauty with short black hair (later long) and striking blue eyes, rejected by Aiden. Unlike the chatty, humorous Lila, Ethan is reserved, but their connection sparks through bizarre game quests: glimpse her undergarments, kiss her, sleep beside her, remain loyal, and ultimately marry her. As Ethan completes these tasks, his scripted actions evolve into genuine love, unprompted by code. Lila, initially indifferent to Aiden, falls for Ethan’s quiet devotion, her lively spirit complementing his silence. Together, they defy the game’s narrative, forging an unscripted love story that rewrites their digital destiny.

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J