Bestie Troll Malayalam

Die im Krieg besiegte Prinzessin Swan, die ihr ganzes Leben lang unbarmherzig schikaniert und von ihrer Stiefmutter und ihrer Schwester verkrüppelt wurde, wird als Preis für seinen Sieg zur Braut des Königs der Bestien - Sturmfront - geschickt. Swan dachte, dass die wilde Bestie sie fressen würde. Sie wird zerkaut werden, bis nur noch Knochen in ihr übrig sind. Aber was, wenn Gale sie stattdessen als Heilmittel für seine ständige Brunst haben will? Dies ist die Geschichte einer verkrüppelten und ängstlichen Prinzessin und eines Bestienkönigs, der dazu bestimmt ist, sich in ein hirnloses Tier zu verwandeln, und der verzweifelt nach seiner Schicksalsgefährtin sucht, um seinen Fluch zu heilen. - Anmerkung des Autors: Dieser Roman ist ein Werwolf-Roman, da der ML ein Alpha ist, bevor er der König der Bestien wird. Er enthält viele R-18 Szenen, die nur für ein reifes Publikum geeignet sind. Schwache bis starke weibliche Hauptrolle x anhänglicher, aber dunkler männlicher Hauptrolle. - Instagram: @foreverpupa

``` # cintasetelahkesal Ketika istrinya dan gadis pujaannya diculik pada saat yang sama, dia memilih untuk menyelamatkan gadis pujaannya yang rapuh dan meninggalkan istrinya yang setia kepada para penculik. Dia telah berkata kepada istrinya, “Qiao An, kau selalu pintar, pastinya kau bisa menyelamatkan dirimu sendiri meskipun aku meninggalkanmu bersama para penculik. Tapi Wei Xin tidak bisa.” Dari kejadian ini, Qiao An akhirnya menyadari perasaan sebenarnya suaminya. Tertinggal sendiri, dia memilih untuk melompat dari bangunan yang reyot. Menjadi mimpi buruk bagi si bajingan, setelah istri patuhnya keluar dari rumah sakit, dia mulai menghujani balas dendam pada suaminya dan gadis pujaannya. Dia benar-benar kewalahan. Setelah dia kehilangan segalanya, dia menyadari bahwa wanita cerdas tidak seharusnya diundang amarahnya. Dia memutuskan untuk berbaikan dengan istrinya. Namun, istrinya telah menemukan kehidupan baru dengan pamannya! ```

Trapped in a prison, unable to remember his past, Toll searches for a way to survive. This is a horror story that meanders through litrpg/tabletop rpg/puzzle game tropes, including saving princesses, gathering harems, and fighting for his life-all the while stuck in a cursed body (but not a werewolf) he can't always control. As dice are involved, I don't know where this will go.

What happens if you troll your teammates? Usually nothing, but in this case, you get the best present ever- Getting sent to a NEW world, where the games are actually difficult and realistic, unlike those boring ones from my previous world. Not just game skill is needed, Intelligence, communication, and quick thinking all play a role in this new world, and without all three, the game is already over. What mysteries lie at each part of the world, or even at the end of the whole world? https://www.royalroad.com/profile/633207/fictions

After insulting an author for their terrible writing, he was transported into the world of the novel he was speaking shit about. In the body of a cannon fodder, the author told him that since the hero was written so terribly, he should take over the role of the hero and save the world. If this was a typical isekai story, he would've been fine, using the exploits and memories of the novel to his advantage. This only difference is that compared to those other protagonists, this one didn't actually read the novel. He was just being a troll online. "Fuck." The only saving grace was that God gave him a system. The bad part was that the system's only purpose was to provide him information. The price? Pain. A lot of pain.

As the main character in the story died in Earth while saving his besties child and got reincarnated in another world when he opens his eye he was a energy without and body parts as he travell he a found monster and run away where he was running even he didn't now as he see himself in a cave leading in the darkness

A Goddess of Love known to the realm as Devilla needs help with the overwhelming amount of cases she been receiving, she sends out some applications in the hope of getting that needed help. That help comes in the form of a cute angel\demon hybrid named Hera, a kind woman who just want to help people. Her first day on the job doesn't go too smoothly however, As a Harpy named Velven accused her Troll husband Sarglan of sending a assassin to kill her. It up to the duo of Devilla and Hera along with someone special from Hera's past to solve this situation. A story of Mystery and Burning romance awaits you!

Warum Lillys Leben sich für immer an ihrem 18. Geburtstag ändert und wie zwei verfeindete Wolfsrudel ihr neues Leben in ein ziemliches Chaos stürzen erfahrt ihr wenn ihr meine Geschichte lest. Hier ein kurzerTextauschnitt: Hat der sie noch alle? Ich drehe hier gerade durch vor Angst, stehe kurz vor einem Herzinfarkt und er geht Kaffee kochen? Das kann einfach nicht sein. Es kann so etwas wie Werwölfe einfach nicht geben. Das darf einfach nicht sein. Denn wenn sie existieren, was existiert dann noch alles? Vampire, Hexen, Trolle oder gar Zwerge? Hysterisch beginne ich zu lachen. Ich kann einfach nicht mehr damit aufhören. Immer weiter lache ich. Kein schönes Lachen, eher so, als würden gleich die Männer in weiß mit den unbequemen Jacken kommen und mich ein für allemal wegsperren.

[WARNING: SLOW BURN] Alora decides to be the first one to use the time machine, but what she doesn't know is that her life is going to be changed for the better, or is it? She was living a happy life with her friends and other important figures in her life. Life seemed normal. Two pretty and supporting besties who are ready to sacrifice their lives for her. Their parents love her as their own. The perfect employer who loves her like her grandchild. A bunch of crazy professors. But everything changes one day, doesn't it? [Volume one] "What are you both doing in my library?" A deep voice echoed in the library. For a second, Alora thought that the birds stopped chirping and the lights dimmed down. She started feeling cold in the presence of the crown prince yet a tint of warmth always stayed there. He gave her mixed feelings. She wasn't scared of him, but she wasn't the most comfortable around him either, yet she wasn't uncomfortable too. He looked so cold, scaring her yet she wasn't scared. A tint of warmth around him always stayed making the bottom of her belly fill up with warmth. She wants to do nothing with him yet at the same time, she wants to taste his irritated, defeated flavor on her tongue. She wants to run away from him, from the feelings he was making her feel yet at the same time, she wants to break the walls that he has built around himself. His eyes weren't shiny and full of life, they were rather cold and dead. Opposite of the first prince who looked full of life. The crown prince was like a devil. He was devilishly handsome, cold yet soothing like music, and seductive as a seducer. All of these without even trying to. - "Stop me before I end up doing something we both will regret," his breath falls on her lips. "We both are already burning. What worse can happen?" He had everything under his control, his power and emotions. Then, she came along. An average-looking girl who was a mixture of mature and childish. His constant blank look started bothering her. She wanted to get under his skin to pass her time, but what she didn't know was that she was playing with the thunderstorm. But she was ready to get burned. [Volume two] "Why are you doing this to me? I know you love me, and you know I love you, so why?" "Love isn't always enough. Move on. I don't love you anymore." With this, he broke her and his heart. - "The writers were wrong when they wrote; he's haIf of my soul for he can never be haIf of my soul because he's my soul. He's the one who fills me up with joy, the reason behind my childlike giggles, my rainbow after a heavy shower, my love." " I loved you,I love you and I am always going to love you. But I will never take you back." "I wish I could take away your pain and die a hundred deaths before let pain touch you again but how big of a coward I am for thinking like this when I am the reason behind your pain." The book is set in both historical and modern eras. Discord: modestbaddie#4732 The picture doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the rightful owner. I just edited it.

|Stripper×Mafia boss×CEO| [Volume one: Heaven's hell] "On your knees," he said and she did as ordered. He tied a silk cloth around her eyes to make sure that she can't look at him while he fucks her. She feels disrespected every time he does this but who was she to deny him when he has her heart in his palms? "Can you kiss me today, please?" she begged but her begging didn't matter. It was only returned with a smack on her ass as a punishment. "You know that I don't kiss. Stop making silly demands or you can leave." "I am sorry, master." That's how it was; she wasn't respected enough, but still, she couldn't leave. He had her heart while she was just a booty call. She would endure everything just to get some more time with him but still, she wasn't appreciated. And when she finally decides to move on, he is on his knees, begging her to stay. And what was the 'so-called handsome CEO' doing in the orphanage where she goes every now and then? He couldn't seem to tear his eyes away from her. The once ignored girl was now being chased by two important figures and everyone started calling her 'The irresistible slow poison' On top of everything, the cute children were there to make things a thousand times better. Her besties were her protectors. They gave her so much happiness and love that she forgot all of her pain. Yet there's someone after her life. Unexpected things start to happen one after another. A book with diverse cultures, races, and love and full of angst. Fast-paced but also a slow burn. PS: the cover isn't mine.

Synopsis: (Redemption) (Not Virgin Mary) (Cold and Decisive) (Space) Liu Ruyan’s biggest regret in her life was betraying her loyal boyfriend who sacrificed everything for her for a short fling with her bestie. Little did she knew that her bestie was only jealous of their harmonious relationship and wanted to break them for mere fun. Alas! By the time Liu Ruyan realised what she had missed....it was too late. She vowed to spend the rest of her life in a monastery serving the poor to atone for her sins. But fate had something unique planned for her..... Sometimes the gears of destiny turns in a way no one expects. Watch as she slowly matures into a capable woman who stands tall amongst clouds. Witness Liu Ruyan as she gives her best to redeem her finest. Filled with never-seen-before challenges, this is her journey from Earth to Heaven which shall shake the cosmos.

A male university student, Yu Qingtan, had transmigrated. He became a reserve little girl at the Cultivation World's Tianxiang Pavilion. Take a close look at himself? Visit the boudoir of girls from the same period? Share feelings with a bestie? Not a chance, business would start soon, and he was still thinking about these things? Did he want to become the laughingstock among the many transmigrators? Yu Qingtan, she panicked! What to do? Waiting Online , quite urgent!

"Where’s your flying broom?" "Ah, I already turned it into a chair. Sitting on a wooden stick make my groin hurt." Under the night sky stands Mistheaven Academy, a school filled with mystery. A young boy who shouldn't exist in this world walks through the night to attend the academy. The dim starlight guides him to unravel the academy's mysteries, one by one. Revealing the bloody tragedies that have occurred throughout human history.

In the ancient and primitive era, humanity had not yet come into existence. The ancestors of the elves were still trolls, and the Titan giants ruled the earth while the dragons dominated the sky. At the end of the epoch, the Titan giants and the dragons engaged in a fierce battle on the land. Both sides suffered heavy losses and were left severely wounded. At this time, a time - traveler descended upon a tribe of hawk - men. Leading them, they gradually embarked on their own path of evolution and eventually became the angel race. Countless years later, the radiance of Paradise spread throughout all worlds. Jiang You, the King of Angels, sat on the throne in the highest heaven. Infinite living beings sang hymns in unison: "Holy! Holy! How can sinners hope to behold, the majesty and glory of the Lord. Each offers a jade crown and magnificent adornments, presenting them to the divine throne in the golden hall."

Mia Fischer believed she'd finally escaped the dark shadow of her father, Albert, a ruthless billionaire whose cruelty knew no bounds. His supposed death had brought her a sense of freedom, but the past comes back to haunt her when a chilling message reveals he's alive. As Albert's sinister threats intensify, Mia's world descends into chaos. With her family in the crosshairs, Mia must confront the evil she thought she'd left behind. Will she find the strength to face her demons and protect those she loves, or will Albert's resurrection destroy everything she holds dear?" ---

Tiara trolled down the subway already running late for her part time job in the grocery shop. It was her first time at work. "Oh God, I'm so late." She mumbled, checking her watch as she took a sharp turn leading to her workplace. Tiara is a 20 years old lady who lived with her family in a small cottage at the county side. She assists her family and her education by taking up part time jobs in shops. She is heading for one of those jobs but already late. Just as she took the turn, she collided with Andy, the son of the Mayor and heir to RICHARDSON INDUSTRIES. "I'm so sorry." she muttered as she helped him pick up the documents from the ground. In picking up the documents, they ended up picking up the last one together. Andy slowly lifted his eyes to Tiara, locking eyes whiles lost in her beauty. "Um..., I'll take my leave now." she uttered and rushed off hurriedly without turning back. "wait, what's your....name?" he mumbled , his words slowly fading away as he watched her ran off. He had already fell in love with her. It was a love at first sight but what happens if the social class becomes a boundary for their love. Join me in this journey to find what happens to their love story. Disclaimer: Picture not mine. Credits to the owner. Follow me on IG@Henrietta_Otu Discord: henrietta_otu1

Cold hearted, sly and ruthless. His name is like an arrow sending fear and panic into the hearts of those who heard it. Passionate, doting and calm. He is everyone's influential artist. Mo Yanlin is everyone's idol. … Liu Xiuying, who found it difficult to make ends meet found out that she is from a noble family. She thought her twin brother with open arms would welcome her, but who knew that he had tried several times to kill her because he felt like she would take away his bestie, Mo Yanlin, whom he had loved since childhood. She is a threat to his love. However, who would have thought that this same cold hearted Mo Yanlin would set his eyes on Liu Xiuying, protect her despite all the dangers in their way. This same Mo Yanlin is the Deity in her heart. Will they overthrow the dangers in their way? Follow me on Instagram- author_toriatim Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/RvPutEhc

Warning: Adult content ahead, this story/personal idea will only have male on futa. Complain all you want, I had to write a story where a man is on top, no bs, no trolls, no nothing. Smut earth, an earth that has sex everywhere you go, with limits that is, many beings exist. Ranging to dragons, tigers, dogs, cats, humans, elves. Both have males and females, but they all have a third gender, futas. Many males and females prefer to have a futa lover, Ace is no exception. however, instead of being submissive, he wants to be on top. Manh believe he is crazy and will end up being a femboy, but no dreams is impossible to achieve. “So, what, just because you're an ancient demon, I should just bend over and let you use me? Sorry, but I’m using you.” “An elf Futa wants to make me her personal dump? I’m making sure your the dump.” Extra tags: Andromorphic, futa on futa, male on futa, milf, elf, submissive, harem

What if you wake up on the morning of your fifteenth birthday to discover a system screen floating over your head? It means you are a Mystic, one of the hundred people born each year who have access to the Celestial system and powers of the universe. What if when you go to get registered as a Mystic at their Academy you discover that all the slots are taken? There are already a hundred mystics in the system. You are a strange anomaly that has never happened in a billion years. Well, you must be none other than Xavier Xerxes. The weird teenager who was bullied for his strange white skin, long snowy hair and pink eyes is now also a Mystic who shouldn't exist. It couldn't have gotten any worse for him. Now he has to attend Celestial Academy to get basic training in leveling up and growing into the full potentials of his powers so he can slay demons and battle monsters from real to realm. He has the opportunity to grow from a human to an Immortal, saving the world along the way. Cool, right? But there's one little problem. Xavier doesn't do anything that could pass off as stressful. No, he prefers to read books in the library. He loves to write stories and poems. He cries through romantic movies. He has never walked farther than a meter in his life. No sporting activity whatsoever. He hates violence. Now they expect him to carry a sword. He is supposed to turn his body into a weapon of destruction, and his mind into a fortress of power. What the hell? How is he expected to survive a day at Celestial Academy when he has been home schooled since he was a child? How is he supposed to kill a bloodthirsty troll when he is scared of spiders? Exercise drills, push ups, war games...meditating? Never before in his life! Right. We all have to wait and see. Hopefully he'll find a way not to die on the first day.

Paavna is your average Chennai girl: middle-class, top scorer in everything except English, and a part-time life coach for her two chaos-machine brothers. Her life is simple, predictable, and occasionally interrupted by bus conductors yelling, “Oru ticket thara ma!” But even in her sea of struggles, she holds on to one secret: a hopeless crush on her classmate Aadav since first standard. Why? No idea. It’s not like he handed her a crayon or something. It just...happened. Aadav, on the other hand, is living proof that money can’t buy happiness—or therapy. Abandoned by his parents for their shiny new families, he’s been stuck with an empty mansion, two nerdy besties, and a reputation for being too cool to care. Except, he does care—especially about a certain girl who refuses to crumble under the weight of life, unlike him. But his pride won’t let him admit he likes her, so he hides it the way all boys do: by pretending she doesn’t exist. When they finally get around to addressing the awkwardness between them, it becomes clear that their feelings have always been there—buried under layers of misunderstandings. Paavna: "You know, for someone who’s so smart, you’re really bad at this ‘love’ thing." Aadav: "And for someone who aces everything, you’re really bad at reading signals." Paavna: "Signals? What signals? I’m just waiting for you to say something sensible for once!"

Years ago, two families tied the knot when they betrothed thier children. Lucia is a twin while Kimathi is the cheerful bully who got smitten by the cold beauty. As this two kids seemed inseparable, the union was the best at that time. Soon, the Aidoos moved else where to expand their power while Lucia grew forgetting the cute boy who was her favourite toy.Just some days before turning 18, her foreign silver hair Black American crush proposed which she willingly accepted but the Aidoos finally seems to remember their promise. At exactly 18, the family was once again reminded of the betrothal. Whiles Lucia refuses to acknowledge that marriage, her boyfriend suddenly disappeared without a trace. Her refusal cost her a lot but she refused to bend. The Aidoos are also determined to see the end of her family if she doesn't relent. It is the calm before the storm,Dulucia,armed to face this storm with determination seems to sway on her journey. Is it because of the thing called love or there is more to what the reader is offered. What happens when she realises the man behind the shadow is no other than her bestie's bully in high school. Dive in with me to the sea of the unknown to unfold this mystery yet to be solved.

*Warning: pure 18+ Content* Adam Collins a high school student is always dreaming about sex. Then one day his mom's bestie made his dream come true...read the journey of Adam Collins as he enjoys his new life.... #incest #creampie #harem #consensualsex #orgy #pregnancy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Not so frequently...but you can expect 10 chapters/week...I will try my best to cross this limit though ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××× This novel is not totally originated from me(atleast the Ideas)... it's a adopted version of a Chinese novel. I am translating this novel because it matches my fetishes and I wanted to share this with you....you are welcome to try. May be I also make some changes and add some more twists....

Bella Hudson a high schooler , is disguised as a vigilante in stone city vile saving lives with her magical power while trying to survive the trauma of high school but soon encounters a dangerous threat .will she be able to yield her power to its full potential and save those she loves or will she betray those she loves and her city in quest for revenge ,truth and betrayal.caught up in a romance with the witches son who she hunts to take down she will have to a decision that would change the course of their lives forever. Will she fight for their love by sparing the truth or will she do the right thing and bring the terror to justice ?. While navigating through right and wrong ,she must protect her friendship with her long term bestie as there will be a rift between the two ladies as the further into college and go their separate ways ,hopefully in her quest for vengeance snd truth she won’t push everyone who was there for her away . The story becomes intruding as later on it was discovered the janitor lady at her school who she knew all this whole was her biological mother who left her in an orphanage home an the woman whom she grew with all this years believing it was her mother wasn’t but a foster mom. Moving on she discovers the bully known as Mandy who treated her like trash was her step sister and the man who was the proprietor of the school was not just the person responsible for her mothers pregnancy but her biological father and Mandy’s dad she must accept her fate but things get worse as her biological mom dies trying to protect her from another evil that would be lurking for the amulet that was given to her as a form of protection and shield from the evil forces that would try to hunt her down . Her secrets as a vigilante finally gets out n people are surprised that she could be the one saving the town from the horrors because she was just a lowly poor girl whom they bullied and made jest off not just Mandy but virtually everyone at school not until lynx came along and because he was the most famous kid at school she became aquatinted with his friends and she became popular . After choosing to do the right by letting out her true identity and exposing her boyfriends mom .lynx had to leave to clear his head as he’s mom was behind bars or even worse dead .Her foster mom soon finds love snd decides to relocate to another city leaving Bella behind to make her own choices as she’s now a young vibrant lady thriving in collage …every one deserves a happy ending except her best friend who was murdered by her ex boyfriend because he was jealous of her and he meant to make her suffer but Bella won’t let it slide as she hunts him down and makes him pay for it. Annie is buried and Mandy now accept bella as her sister…her biological father confessed to rapping her mom back while they where in high school and he ran away avoiding the shame because he was from a noble home .bella came in to leave with them and everybody is happy .after college belka sets of to London with her sweet heart Lynx where they both settled down bore a baby boy she girl and they all lived happily ever after . This book allows young readers to be able to Make the right decision in high school as it is a stepping stone to your future ensuring that you thrive for what you believe in. high school is an endless maze of possibilities and even danger but you must be wise choose your path wisely . Also this books teaches us about friendship and relationships and how they can affect us positively .we must learn value friendships and relationships because without friendship we would be alone in this lonely world .lastly fate can be changed but how do you do that by believing in yourself by fighting fear and doubt just the same way Bella did and she was recognized both in school and in the society,we must embrace love. Dear readers learn to believe in your dreams and imaginations they one day will come true.you know what they say ‘’it’s never too late to dream .

The age of ancient ignorance. Humans did not exist at this time, the ancestors of elves were still trolls, Titans ruled the earth, and dragons ruled the sky. At the end of the era, the Titans and the dragons fought fiercely for the earth, and both sides suffered losses. At this time, a time traveler descended on a tribe of eagles, leading them to gradually walk out on their own evolutionary path, and eventually became a tribe of angels. Countless years later. The light of heaven spreads throughout the heavens and all realms. Jiangyou, the king of angels, occupies the highest heavenly throne. Endless creatures sang hymns together: "Holy! Holy! How can sinners look at it? God is majestic and glorious. Everyone is decorated with jade crowns and dedicated to the golden hall of God's throne."

A young woman from Earth wakes up in a cave, disoriented, confused, amnesic and with her lower body replaced by that of a giant spider. She has no idea what she stumbled into and all the extra sensations were definitely not helping. "Did I get reincarnated into a fantasy world?" She's not quite sure. But, the goblin, the troll and (soon enough) the hot elf all suggest "yes." As much as it creeps her out, her new body is powerful and flexible in some very interesting 'spidery' ways as she slowly learns to live with it. Combined with what modern knowledge she can still remember, the newly christened Elania soon finds herself building a new life as an adventurer among the elves. Who knows what awaits her? Maybe, just maybe, she might even find happiness along the way. Discord link: https://discord.gg/TqFjdv8uaE Come find me and other wonderful readers!

For a certain LoL competition, a certain online streamer famous for pissing people off was currently explaining and broadcasting it at the same time. Streamer: This support, so tr*sh. Streamer: If that jungler was my teammate, I would already be idling at the fountain and playing piano for him by now. Streamer: I recommend that this player go back and properly practice how to last hit. Audience: What bullshit! If you’re any better, then you do it! Streamer: I, your dad, really can do it. Audience: Okokok. If you can do it then I’ll chop off my head so you can kick it. A few months later, the LPL’s veteran pro team TTC announced a new mid laner. A boy with flashy blue hair appeared in front of the audience and played Zed to utter perfection, killing everyone he saw, causing all the female fans to begin toeing the line of infidelity. During the MVP interview after the match, everyone held their breath and eagerly watched this newcomer. Only to see the boy accept the microphone, smile and ask, “That water friend with the StarTV user ID ‘Suburb King 101,’ my team’s address is on the official website, when will you be mailing your head over?” … After a certain regular season match finished, the staff member went backstage to urge the team members to go onstage and conduct their interviews, only to see TTC’s new mid laner and jungler standing in the corner. TTC’s number one ace · jungler daddy Road pressed their team’s new mid laner Soft against the wall. He lowered his eyes and asked slowly, “In the interview later, do you know what to do?” That quick-tempered mid laner, who had solidified his image as a troll in the audience’s eyes the very first time he went on stage, was currently blushing completely red. “I know. I won’t curse at anyone… I definitely won’t curse at anyone.”

Jessica, a young teenage girl growing up with the love of her parents and Best friend. not really a nerd but a nerd in some ways. jess is not a friend to her bestie's girlfriend Vinnie. when they breakup, Vinnie does everything possible to get him back to the extent she was ready to hurt whoever was in her way. Jess and paxton (her bestie) falls in love making Vinnie enraged. what will be the outcome of this?, find out in this teenage series

Elio Stardret dies betrayed by those he had always been so kind to, only to find himself transmigrated into a body of a king who is going through the same kind of betrayal. To avoid meeting the same fate, he vows to only do what benefits him. To indulge in everything the selfish society of his previous life brainwashed him to stay away from. Luckily, now he has a system that can help him achieve this. *Ding  [Claim a Queen and Earn Rewards System activated!] [Infatuating any queen gives you power over her kingdom and ability to earn more Purchasing Power Points... simply, PPP.] [PPP are points with which you can buy anything you have seen. Everything, even from your previous life.] 'Wait! I can even buy a phone and troll the people who betrayed me? Damn! I'm gonna give these mofos some hell!'