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Marie always thought her life was meant to be spent as an afterthought. As a girl whose parents favored her boyfriend, whose final sacrifice to save him led to her downfall, and whose life ended in a painful haze of regret, she'd convinced herself that her existence amounted to nothing. Even her own death was a decision she made—not out of courage, but despair. But death, it seems, wasn’t the end. When Marie awakes, she’s no longer the broken girl on a hospital bed but Elisha, the young daughter of a fallen dukedom in a world unlike her own. With beauty and noble blood, Elisha’s face is a reflection of a life of privilege and expectations, in contrast to her sad and pathetic life from before. However, this new life of hers is at risk. The dukedom teeters on ruin, enemies close in, and her position as a noblewoman shackles her to the whims of others—this time in a medieval aristocracy. Will she be able to protect her future and great life once and for all, or will she befall the same fate she has already faced?

A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

Have you ever been on the brink of death? If you have then you made it out of a place close to being hell.

An old man who was a former apartheid regime soldier has lost everyone in the family. He decided to look for a last member of his family who was a little girl born to a black woman whom the father is his son.

'everything goes according to plan'

Cliff Danger, Villano reconocido del Súper Heroe Dynamite, tras muchos años de esperar a que sus hijos se volvieran grandes villanos, los obligo a reunirse por la fuerza para así poder desempeñar uno de sus sueños frustrados. Tener el mejor Grupo de Súper Villanos, uno que no tendría conflictos fuertes ya que ellos eran una familia. Pero desafortunadamente, algo que parecería una forma rara de divertirse en Familia, termino en un desastre donde todos por mas que no se soporten, tienen que trabajar juntos, hasta con sus enemigos.

As the world embrace the joy of Christmas, Diane dreads the season_a time that haunts her with painful memories. Christmas, once a symbol of love and family, has become a day she fears, the day everything she cherished was taken away. Why does Diane despise Christmas? What left her so broken? Can she ever overcome the shadows of her past? With a heart weighted down by grief and a relentless determination for justice, Diane embarks on a journey of love, lose, and revenge. She embarks on a journey to reclaim her family's legacy. Will she reclaim what is rightfully her's, or will the ghost of her trauma keeps her imprisoned forever?.

Fae kesal bukan main pada pemuda yang baru saja tinggal di sebelah rumahnya. Saat baru pindah saja, dia sudah berani menyemprotkan air ke wajah Fae yang sedang mengangkat jemuran pakaiannya. Sialnya, pemuda itu malah menertawai Fae habis-habisan dan berkata, "Salam kenal, tetangga baru. Oh ya, tadi aku lihat ada tanktop berwarna pink. Punyamu, ya?" Sialaaaan! Lagian, rambut pemuda itu kok berwarna oranye? Oranye, lho! Memangnya dia idol? Sudah kesal bercampur malu begitu, eh tahu-tahunya besok paginya Fae melihat pemuda itu masuk ke dalam kelasnya dan memperkenalkan diri sebagai anak baru. Dengan senyum lebarnya, pemuda itu berkata, "Hai. Perkenalkan, namaku Riel Orion. Panggil aku Riel, ya. Oh ya, aku bertetangga dengan Fae. Salam kenal." Jadi, di musim gugur itu, Riel datang kepada Fae secara tiba-tiba...dan membawa sejuta rahasia bersamanya.

What will Summers do when her past , she ran away from finally chatchs up with her. In the from of a man she is dating. Wil she ran away from him or will she stay with him and solve her problems for once. Summer is convinced by her friends to go on a blind date they set up. when the blind date doesn't go ass planed summer meets Marcos who is waiting for his brother and a restaurant. How will Marcos react when he finally meets the woman that changed his life and the woman he is promised her hand in marriage.

You always read about the summonings that go well for another world. What about the failed summons?

Takumi Tenkaichi has always been a nobody—a socially awkward loser mocked for his absurd name and content with staying invisible. But when a mysterious artifact drags his entire class into a dangerous system-controlled world, he’s assigned the unheard-of Shepherd job, a role with no combat abilities and a laughable reputation. While his classmates thrive as Warriors, Mages, and Rogues, Takumi’s only duty is to guide them—whether they like it or not. Struggling against his own insecurities and their open disdain, Takumi must uncover the truth about the system, the manipulative god it serves, and the mysterious disappearance of the girl he admires. Because in this world, survival isn’t just about strength—it’s about who dares to lead.

in a time of war,the demon King and his forces are attacking every country and are leaving destruction everywhere they go. in a time of need an idea surged in the minds of the human kingdoms,if we had a hero to protect us everything would be fine,so they decided to create a hero themselves someone who they could control with absolute authority,amongst all the failures a hero was created but this is not the story about the hero,its about one the failures

It's about a Random Guy trying to propose his girlfriend, but things don't go as planned because the end of the world is near.

[COMPLETED] "If you leave me like this, I'm afraid this here", he tapped his index finger on the right temple of his head and grinned, "will finally snap." ______________________________________________________ When Yoon Se Ah, an ordinary office worker, meets Lee Min Hyun, their department's new intern, she thinks of him no more than a fool in love. However, as their relationship develops, her life makes its turn for the worst, throwing her at his mercy in the end. Turns out that Min Hyun, the very same guy that was groveling at Se Ah's feet is actually a dangerous and unstable person who has been obsessed with her ever since their first encounter. And he knows the dark truth about the past she's been trying so hard to hide from everybody else. With Min Hyun's unsettling feelings, his dangerous family drama, and Se Ah's own contradicting desires, who is the actual bad guy there? And will both of them get what they want in the end? This story is about two mentally broken people who cannot give one another what they want, even though deep inside they wish they would find solace in each other, thus, although there is no "real" romance, they still manage to form their own twisted connection, and they don't really mind it. WARNING: This story contains very mature and sometimes graphic content and touches upon unpleasant and uncomfortable topics.

This is a very long and strange tail... of mystery and wonder... About a dog with a dream... In a monster populated planet filled with different beasts there is one beast who reins supreme. This beast, a half man, half dog named Spike Dogtooth has a dream and this is to leave his island home and explore the world. Then fight to become a Mob boss. A being with enough power rule the world! To do this he'll have to travel out of his home to the land of Capo Initiative. Find it's leader, one of the 4 Mob bosses across the galaxy and defeat him. Earning the title. He can't achieve this dream alone however, so he leaves his home to assemble a gang of powerful criminals. But it won't be easy as he has to face many enemies along the way. The Order, the one and only worldwide police force, the other mob bosses determined to secure their titles and of course other gangs determined to achieve the same dream! Can Spike fulfill his dream? Will he find the gang members he needs? Will he die trying? Find out all this and more in...THE DOGTOOTH FAMILY! "Ah there you are! hehehe..." "HEY WHAT ARE YOU?...HEY!!!NO DONT !! PLEASE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! " gulp* swallow* Aaaah , Now this shitty little story has a real narrator. The name's Spike Dogtooth and this is my story!

Lin Rose never imagined that babysitting could be this complicated—especially when her new job involves taming the rebellious Han Zeke, the arrogant son of a wealthy tycoon. Tasked with keeping him in line, Rose is determined to treat it like any other job. But Zeke isn’t just your typical bad boy. Beneath his cocky smirk and reckless behavior lies a young man scarred by loss and burdened by secrets. As their fiery clashes turn into unexpected moments of connection, Rose begins to see a side of Zeke that no one else has. Caught between her growing feelings and the challenges of Zeke’s troubled world, Rose must decide: Is she willing to risk everything for the boy she swore she’d never fall for? Babysitting the Bad Boy is a heartwarming and emotional story about love, trust, and finding redemption in the most unlikely places.

Atlas was never a man of haste. His choices, deliberate and measured, often came too late. Pleione, radiant and kind, once held a place in his heart—though he never admitted it, not even to himself. By the time Atlas realized his feelings, Pleione had drifted into the arms of another. August, her solace and strength, had captured her heart while Atlas lingered in indecision. Now, fate had dealt Atlas another chance, but the cost of redemption might be his very life.

A teen love story. The orphan Fred is a savage yet sensible individual. He never imagined that he would fall in love with anyone, much less a young girl like Lynn, and he certainly never imagined that he would love her despite all the shortcomings.

Emiliana is a girl of 16 who is from a not so wealthy family. Emiliana has everything she needs but what happens when her dad becomes greedy and wants her to do something against her wish. Is Emiliana the only daughter of the family ? What happens when another woman comes to picture?Who is the woman? What is the secret? Find out in this interesting plot by reading more.

James a man from Zimbabwe moved into south Africa to start his life afresh and to build a better life for himself. Him moving into south Africa made him meet the most beautiful girl that was clever and also had bright ideas. They dated and so where will their love story led them to, will they have a bright future together and a lovely ending or will this story end with sadness, pain and tears.

Alicia and Vinz, the most powerful mafia couple in France, decide to relocate to Indonesia after their mafia empire in Europe reaches its peak. With a fortune of $500 trillion and daily earnings of $94 million, they purchase a sprawling mansion covering 5 kilometers, an imposing structure fit for their powerful legacy. Despite the wealth and luxury, enemies from their past lurk, and life isn’t as peaceful as they envisioned. Their two children, Julian and Dianne, who live in an extravagant world few can even imagine, must also deal with the consequences of being born into a dangerous family. Their pet bear, Oreo, accompanies them as a loyal protector. While they try to live as normal a life as possible under the constant protection of their bodyguards, there are forces out there that want to tear down everything they’ve built. The family will be forced to confront their dark history once again.

Liu Xuan, the young patriarch of the Liu Clan, had lived 25 years in this cultivation world since his transmigration, resigned to a life of mediocrity. But one fateful night, everything changed—the System finally arrived! Follow the journey of a protagonist determined to become the strongest and elevate his family to the pinnacle of the myriad worlds!

Meet the dysfunctional family of four. Malcom, the responsible father: Rachel, the loving mother; Eli, the stubborn son: and Ava, the feisty 17-year-old daughter. Their live are turned upside down after they was chased out of there own city, because of the curse on them, and the evil marks Eli and ava, had on there body. As they navigate this supernatural world they must confront their own personal demons, literal and figurative. Expect laughter, tears, and romance as they face numerous challenges, from the battling malevolent spirits to dealing with their own flawed relationships. Will the family be able to break the curse, or will it consume them? Dive into this heartwarming and hilarious tale of love, family, and the power of forgiveness.