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Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

When Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao chose his future wife, with a wave of his pen, he circled Gu Jiu’s name. He said resolutely, “I want her!” With a decree, the emperor bestowed marriage. One after another, everyone dropped by to congratulate Gu Jiu. Sure enough, it was her dumb luck to marry the Imperial Grandson. Facing everyone’s blessings, Gu Jiu smiled on the surface, but in her heart, she was cursing fiercely. In her lifetime, the luckiest thing that happened to Gu Jiu was to die of illness but unexpectedly traverse to the ancient times and live a second time. And the most unfortunate thing that happened to her was meeting the Imperial Grandson, Liu Zhao. — It was rumoured that Imperial Grandson Liu Zhao was graceful, elegant, gentle, refined, humble, polite, and courteous. Gu Jiu: Hehe! The world was blind. That man was obviously two-faced, cunning, deceitful, and treacherous, with the ambition of wild wolves and a great villain. He was like the tyrannical male lead who is written by the screenwriter to die in the finale, but fans still feel distressed for him. — It was rumoured that the Gu family’s second daughter, Gu Jiu, was soft, gentle, virtuous, frail, and tender. Liu Zhao: What? Gentle, virtuous, frail, and tender are all fake. That woman was obviously aojiao, selfish, bad-tempered, and narrow-minded—a little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over. — The first time they met: When Liu Zhao tried to misbehave with Gu Jiu, her mind came up with 108 ways of murdering him. Gu Jiu defended herself, pointing at Liu Zhao and saying, “You won’t do!” Pfft! Liu Zhao was completely defeated. — The second time they met: Gu Jiu fell into the lake. Liu Zhao heroically rescued the beauty. Gu Jiu slapped the back of his hand, “Spoiling my good deeds!” Liu Zhao was completely defeated once again. — At last, there came a day when Liu Zhao married Gu Jiu back home. The little foodie with a soft and delicate body that wasn’t easy to push over was finally locked up in his embrace. He said lovingly, “Wife, it’s not early. Let’s enter the bridal chamber, ba.” Gu Jiu smiled bashfully, “Husband, my body is uncomfortable. I’m afraid we cannot enter the bridal chamber tonight.” Pfft! Liu Zhao once again suffered 10,000 points of injury.

The world Jenna once knew was gone, replaced by a chaotic landscape where the undead ruled. Cities, once bustling with traffic and the constant hum of office life, now stood eerily quiet, littered with abandoned cars and half-eaten remains. Skyscrapers loomed over crumbling streets, their windows shattered like jagged teeth in the skyline. Before the apocalypse, Jenna was just another cog in the corporate machine—26 years old, an office worker who blended into the beige walls of her cubicle. She was sharp-witted, sarcastic, and always found a way to inject humour into the soul-crushing monotony of her daily grind. Her dark brown hair was constantly tied in a lazy bun, and her wardrobe consisted of the same three cardigans rotated in and out of existence. She had dreams, sure, but none of them involved surviving a zombie apocalypse, let alone doing it with newly discovered spatial powers. Now, as a newly minted zombie with a strange ability to store objects in a personal pocket dimension, Jenna found herself navigating a ruined world with the same dry humour that once got her through endless office meetings. Only now, she was hoarding supplies instead of spreadsheets—and doing it in style. --- A/N The MC is dumb as f*ck so, if your looking for smart and strong MC. This story is not for you.

“Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!” A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!” He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.” Boom! The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally. “Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.” Years later... “Did I overdo it?” he wondered in awe, watching as his creation wreaked havoc, conquering world after world with ease, as though stealing candies from children. **** As you saw the synopsis, it will be :- Op Mc Harem World Travels And one side beating

Ahn Jiang Seok, the enigmatic and workaholic CEO of EcoFusion Productions, has returned to his homeland after years of silence. Emotionally blackmailed by his overbearing mother, he's forced into an engagement with Han Ma Ri, a woman desperate to save her father’s company from the brink of collapse. Though he initially resents marriage, he agrees as he begins to see something in Ma Ri that stirs feelings he can’t explain. But as he tries to deepen the relationship, his misfortune comes upon him. One day, Jiang Seok’s former classmate Ja Ra came to meet him. She immediately set off a series of misunderstandings. When Ma Ri finds him holding Ja Ra by the waist, her rage erupts. “How dare you, bitch!” It’s the first time Jiang Seok sees Ma Ri’s fiery side. “Do you really think he likes you? Dream on! He only has eyes for me!” Ja Ra smirks. “No! He doesn’t like you because…” Ma Ri’s voice drops. “He’s gay!” *Huh? What? Who? When? Where? And why didn't he knew?* Jiang Seok struck dumb. Is this how people see him? Ja Ra bursts into tears, This can't be! So, this was why he always ignored me back in the school?” she was convinced he ignored her in school because of his supposed sexuality, and Ma Ri insists he only agreed to marry her to hide his true love—for his male assistant. *Huh? What now? With whom? Where was he? Who was he?*Jiang is thrown into chaos. Can Jiang Seok unravel the web of misunderstandings and reveal his true feelings before Ma Ri sets him up with every eligible bachelor in town? Or will his “real love” remain hidden, even to him?

As I found myself thrust into this bewildering situation, I couldn't help but wonder if fate had a strange sense of humor. Here I was, once the top A-rank agent, now trapped in the role of a notorious villainess in a reverse harem novel. But why did it had to be the villainess? Well, I don't care! But now that I'm here, I'll enjoy my life to the fullest that I couldn't before. Plus, my family is real rich. Though an issue soon occurred. The female lead keeps sticking to me! I tried to get rid of her by distancing myself since I don't want to end up in the chaos like in the novel… But the female lead is just so adorable!! What would happen if the once fearsome antagonist was now trying to protect the very person she once tormented?  "Sabiiiii!" Ann's voice chimed, her eyes sparkling with innocence. It was hard to resist her charm, and I found myself softening despite my initial intentions. And it seems the so-called main suitors are suffering from collective amnesia. They flocked to me, oblivious to the fact that Anne was the true focus of their affections. "Stay Away! I will not give you my lovely Ann," I declared, my frustration mounting. "Who said I wanted her?" The chaos continued with the supposed fiancé as well, who seemed convinced that our engagement was set in stone, "You are my soon-to-be fiancée! Please compose yourself"  "I refuse to get engaged to you and to compose, whatever that is". "Don't you think you're quite rude to your soon-to-be Fiancé?"  "I'm not rude, you're too nice! And I told you I'm not getting engaged to you" "Thank you, my Lady"  "…Are you dumb?!!!" What in the world of strawberries was going on indeed? It was a baffling and comical twist of fate. But as the days passed, I found myself navigating this bizarre world with a newfound determination. If I was going to be stuck in this story, I might as well do it my way. And who knows, maybe I could turn this chaotic tale into something truly extraordinary.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

A few days ago, I was just a rookie journalist sipping coffee and working on an article about the latest scandal involving the President of the Starstruck Firm. Then the ground shook, walls cracked, and everything around me fell apart. After nearly a week trapped under the wreckage, I was miraculously saved, though my savior was a jerk—Han Yihong. His first words? Not comfort, but a cold, “Will you get up right away, or should I bury you under it?” Things only got worse with Momo, my short-tempered, egg-shaped guide, who sneered, [ I'm so unlucky to be the guide of a foolish and pathetic human like you] [Don’t touch me, you imbecilic human!] Now, stuck in a stupid, system dominated like world, I have to rely on this arrogant team to survive—endless insults and endless death encounters and all—as I face deadly scenarios and uncover what I’m truly capable of.

My first work, will definitely have plot holes lol. 21st century guy gets transmigrated into a videogame series. He's not really smart, but he's not dumb as a rock either. He's a little bipolar when it comes to how he should act, flipping from being heroic to miserly back to heroic. The rest can be summed up so: kid becomes mage with the ability to blend in assassins creed style, but will use it for every purpose instead of just becoming a killer, goes to the academy.....

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

What happens when the ugly duckling becomes the swan? Married into the Jenkins family, Lizzy had been ridiculed constantly for being over weight and treated like dirt by her in laws. However when she finds out about her husband's affair she decides that she has had enough and she demands for a quick divorce. Devastated and heart broken Lizzy vows to never fall in love again But when a certain hot shot celebrity comes into her life, how would she be able to resist his charms.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

In order to revive her father, Tessa entered the castle to steal the legendary ruby crown. Caught red-handed by the Alpha King, who turned out to be her mate, she was given an ultimatum. Marry him and produce an heir! But Tessa herself was cursed, her husband was bound to die. Will the Alpha King suffer from the same fate? What happens when she falls for him, the Alpha King who swore never to love her? …… “Why…why are you still alive?” She inquired, her eyes wide and her hope dashed. "I am the Devil.” Elias, born to rule the werewolves, was said to be a bloodsucking werewolf. People claim that the death of his beloved wife transformed him into a sadistic, cruel, and tyrannical king. “How did you do it?” Astonished, Elias grabbed her hand and asked. “Are you dumb? This is just you falling in love with me.” Rolling her eyes at the absurdity of his expression, she answered. “No, I love only my wife.” She fell first, then he fell harder.

- Intelligent Mc (✓) - Realistic scenarios (✓) - Hardworking Mc (✓) - Characters with depth (✓) - Anti - hero (✓) - Mystery (✓) - Cringey and Dumb characters (×) - It may seem boring at first but do give it a try before thinking of skipping the story. Thank You Synopsis -> In a world where magic is a rare gift, bestowed upon only 5% of humanity, Vedik stands alone. At a fateful night , Vedik received a Godhood System. An orphan raised in the shadows of an orphanage with the Godhood System becomes the sole person capable of wielding both the Arcane Arts (Magic) and Martial Arts. Vedik with his cunning intellect will travel through a society of distrust and deception. Join Vedik , the enigmatic warrior-mage, as he confronts his destiny and understand if Godhood System is a curse or a blessing. I am a new writer and this is my first novel . So I will be regularly updating the story . Please give me your valuable suggestions and comments . Guys although you may think the story is not interesting at first , please read it , I am trying to build a good world building . Otherwise goodluck reading stories with repeated plots and cliche. Also I will be regularly editing the uploaded chapters . The profile picture is AI generated.

Liu Shimei, who died suddenly in an experimental lab in the previous lifetime, was forced to get engaged to the second prince. Her fiance was mentally handicapped, obedient yet clingy, and gentle yet fierce at the same time. He wanted her care and affection every single day! When her stepmother and stepsister plotted against her, he punished them! When her father didn't show her affection, he criticized him! Although she was a retired doctor and a teacher to many, none of her concoctions worked on her fiance! One day, she caught her fiance pouring her concoction into the drain. Only then did it hit her. "You were acting all along!" She exclaimed. How far had he taken advantage of her by using his Oscar-winning acting skills? Now that she'd seen through his act, the smile on his handsome face froze. "Honey, let me explain!"

[Book will resume soon.] "Princess?" A young man entered the dimly lit room. "I'm not a fucking princess! Get this in your fucking head, dumb bastard! And tell this to the rest of these crazy family members! Lemme get outta here!" She yelled while twisting around her wrist, trying to get off the ropes that were holding her back from throwing a punch at these people who kept visiting her one by one. Her so-called family. "But YOU ARE a princess." Yuden amplified the fact that she was indeed Princess Zahra. The young man smiled softly at her although the smile didn't reach his eyes. His eyes were just cold yet they had some sort of fire in them that might as well burn the person in front just by his gaze. "Should I untie you? You seem in pain," he walked closer to her. "Ha! Do you even know what pain is? Pain is you, your whole bullshit, this house, these people!" "I didn't allow you to be so rude, Princess Zahra," Yuden's eyebrows furrowed, his smile fading. Synopsis: Tiana's idyllic life as a nomad is shattered when she arrives at the capital, she is declared to be the missing princess of Averlyon! Thrown into the glamour and wealth of the royal palace, she soon realizes that something dark lurks underneath the pretty smiles and graceful curtsies. As she struggles to come to terms with her new identity, her old life seems to call her back. Years after Tiana’s disappearance, Crown Prince Yuden is still waiting for her. However, he can no longer ignore his duty. He finally agrees to marry her younger sister Layla to secure the alliance between Averlyon and Yurania. As he prepares to slip the ring on Layla's finger, a man appears and announces that the princess has been found! Although Yuden found his long lost fiancée, she was nothing like what he expected her to have become! [Webnovel Spirity Awards 2024 Entry] ONLY 18+: Violence, triggers, and disturbing scenes (No rape). A happy ending guaranteed! Don’t forget to support for more chapter release!

A monotone, slightly dumb boy meets an overly expressive idiot girl. /Cover art is Kagare Kei/

Warning: Adult Content R18+ Tags: Reverse Harem, Beastmen, Comedy, Transmigration. To fend off her pursuer, Wen Shi traveled through different realms to find the constellation that holds her ticket to godhood. Living different personas with one tangent point: Enemy of Mankind. What will happen to this foul-mouthed ghost with no inkling of romance after finding she stumbled on a world filled with shapeshifting men? And the gist? She had to incorporate their Yang body with her intense Yin physique to survive. "Yang Donor? Bullshit! Isn't that just a euphemism for a sperm donor with dumb theatrics?" Who will be bold to tame her wild antics and crude ways? Will they be able to claim this old ghost's heart? Disclaimer: Cover Image not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

Waking up in familiar surroundings, Artemis thought that it was all a dream—the galactic dimension full of colorful stars, the systematic voice that appeared in his head, and the cute chibi sphinx that introduced itself as the system—were all part of a dream, just like what he read from various transmigration novels. Not until the system finally transmigrated him to his first world did he realize that everything was real. A system bound him without his consent and forced him to travel from world to world. But that’s not what made him shaken up like being hit by a thunderbolt. It was how the narrator had been regarding him as a "HE" when it was supposed to be a "SHE". “What the heck is wrong with you, stupid system?! Why am I always in the vessel of the second male lead instead of the second female lead? Shall I return you to the main system for a fix?!” “It’s not this system's error that you are always assigned to the second male lead vessel. It was because you are a male that you are having the second male lead as a vessel.” Artemis who became a dumb: “...” Knowing that he couldn’t find answers from his system, Artemis could only follow the system and did his best to reach the highest rank in order to meet the creator and ask for the answers. This is another quick transmigration story about Artemis, who suddenly found himself became a man and was being chased by a phoenix-eyed man that he could not help but press down underneath him.

Tetsü & kilə were odd ducks amongst the oddest ducks—Never to fit in, never to be found among the crowd that blindly followed the ways of this world... Or the next... 14 years of crazy experiments later they, finally found a way to break out of this mundane world’s chains. In their defense babies are dumb, and for the first 3years, they had to learn to walk, eat, and poop. Not in that order! Too bad for them. The system found them and threw them into a whole new set of rules. A million more rules..!! Will they stay true to themselves or give excuses? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Plug-in: https://www.patreon.com/Omnivex Discord Plug-in: https://discord.gg/KwRtpjYr Current updated schedule - as-of - 26-June-2023 Tue - Sunday. (01-Chapter) Average chapter length - 1700+ Words.

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"I used to think that a girl who seemed straight out of a manga would never have anything to do with me. I assumed that romance was something that would never come my way. I believed that my life would pass by in this ordinary manner. Until I met them, though, it wasn’t exactly a stroke of luck. The women around me started looking at me differently, their eyes filled with possessiveness, yandere tendencies, and domineering affection. But I don’t see it as a big deal; after all, I’m the kind of person who’s absolutely certain that such things will never happen to me.” —— A Dumb Man, Satoru.

What would you do with a girl who doesn't care? And with a man who unintentionally chased after her? Then when they meet again, what do you think will happen? Arqienna Yuriku is a woman with her own world. Wherein, she likes to be alone and shut people out. She's not sweet, or dumb, she's not a nerd but a loner. And she's beautifully flawed, but specifically she's deadly. And she's in disguise. And she met these random guys, which she knew but never knew her. One was actually searching for her, yeah typical cliché dillema. But, she never cared. And he didn't know. But... if you're an old hag, what will you do with a lost girl with lost memories? siruhanooo @2020

A tortured soul, not older than twenty, gazes up at the sky and makes a desperate wish. "What if I become a true demon?" After enduring years of suffering and abuse, he's given up on life. People have called him ugly, demon, and hideous, and it's all become too much for him to bear. As he feels a piercing pain in his chest, he knows that it's the end. But when he opens his eyes, he finds himself in another world -one where he's really a demon! *** It seems that his wish has been granted, but at what cost? He's weak, the lowest among the demons, dumb, and has nobody to turn to. But he's not alone - he's been gifted with an incredible power that could change his fate. The power of the "Sin and Virtue System," a mysterious force that guides him on his journey towards becoming a true demon. But does strength mean everything? As he struggles to survive in this unknown world, Logan must grapple with his inner demons and decide what kind of demon he truly wants to be. *** Meanwhile, Kevin, a human with a "Virtue System," seeks to destroy the entire demon race. As their paths collide, a battle between Sin and Virtue erupts. Will Logan achieve his dream of becoming a true demon, or will Kevin succeed in his mission to annihilate them all? Find out in this small tale called the "Sin and Virtue System." --- I do own the cover! Created with AI Novel inspiration: Sin System: Demonic Harem After Reincarnation by FireEngine *** Discord: https://discord.gg/fDWkhMAKt6 (The Other Side)

"You think I'm obsessed of power?" He took one step forward towards me, my whole system stiffened. My heart drum inside my chest and my breath hitch with excitement and fear. "Seems like it," "There are two things I'm obsessed of," He held me tightly as he wrapped his rough hand around my wrist. I tried to wiggle free against his strong hold. "I... I don't care," my voice came out ghastly. "One," the thickness of his voice laced through my skin. "You are my obsession," "Two..." He slurs. "Pinning you in my bed, chained, and screaming my name from unbearable pleasure until you past out." And his eyes have become so dark, they would be able to swallow me whole. "You're a nutcase," my lips quivered as his fingers trailed against the small part of my neck. "You, in my bed, legs spread wide open...chained and screaming my name until you beg me to stop." His adams apple bobs in his throat as his hand tucks a strand of hair behind my ear. "You like that about me, my unhinged mind and how I f*ck you rough my love, let me remind you of that." My breath deepened and I fought the need to kiss him or lick my lips as an invitation. ************** Shiloh battles against her complicated life everyday. Being a part of weak witches in their town she is known to be dumb and mute girl who sells faulty potions for a bag of elixirs while her brother is thriving in the famous academia. Yet one night her peaceful life came crashing down. She was kissed by a vampire! She was intoxicated and addicted to the man's sweet lips. But her addiction is fatally wrong for vampires are being hunt and killed for 'safety'. What will she do when the man in the alleyway was a part of her past? The man who loved...and killed her.

In a world where awakened and beast masters roam, August, who has no talent for mana sensing, is considered trash in everyone's eyes. One day, he is blessed with an opportunity: a Beast Taming System promises to help him rise to the top. He seizes the opportunity acquiring the system. [Ding!* You have acquired the Beast Taming System] ******** I am a new author, and all of this writing is new to me, so please be merciful about any mistakes that might happen. English is my third language, so there might be grammar errors and some sentences that might be mistaken; you can comment on those in the paragraph, and I will fix them as fast as possible. ------------------ The cover art is not mine.

Janet's long term boyfriend dumped her for someone else because she was apparently impotent, rendering Janet heartbroken even more because his wedding was taking place the very next day. Hurt, Janet visited a club, got drunk, only to wake up naked, next to a hot, dark stranger the next morning. She says the first thing that pops into her head, “Would you like to get married to me, Mr. Grumpy looking stranger?” What she didn’t anticipate was for said stranger to agree to such a ridiculous offer– and strike a deal with her, which then led to her crashing her ex’s wedding with her new husband-to-be, Alastor. After that, one thing led to the other, making Janet realize that she has just gotten herself tangled in a hot mess. Wanting out of the mess she created by herself isn’t an option for Janet, especially when she realized that Alastor isn’t human like she thought. Instead, he was the devil himself– literally. Casted aside and banished from hell, Alastor lived thousands of years searching for a way to return home and take his rightful place on the throne, to no avail. He figured Janet was another dumb, brainless human and couldn’t wait to be rid of her, but that was until he realized that she was the key he had been searching for, for centuries. Hence why he couldn’t ever, ever let her go. Since the moment she asked him to get married to her, she had unknowingly given herself to him, because she had no idea that once you make a deal with a devil, there’s no backing out from it.

After falling for a plot done by her enemies, the missy of the mafia, Yuan Jiao Jiao, died at her fifth birthday party. When she opened her eyes, she found that she transmigrated into the body of another girl of the same age, and was being dragged along to participate in a child-parent variety show by her once-famous celebrity mother, Wen Nuan. What's worse is that to steal the spotlight, Wen Nuan signed a contract with the show, if the show's reception was not good, Yuan Jiao Jiao and her mother had to work for the show for free! The show was already in its' second season, Yuan Jiao Jiao quickly logged onto Weibo, and saw comments that were all negative. ""I hate these two the most, the mother has low EQ, and the daughter is so dumb, she only knows how to cry!"" Yuan Jiao Jiao: ""......"" To protect her mother, Yuan Jiao Jiao decided to take action. Thus, on a challenge to survive on a deserted island, the viewers saw the five-year-old Yuan Jia Jia, crying and dragging a wild boar along with her. ""Sniff sniff...mommy...the boar was fierce towards me...I'm scared..."" Viewers: ""???"" What weird strong loli was this? Slowly, the opinions of the viewers changed. ""What are you doing cameraman? Give our Jiao Jiao more screen time! Jiao Jiao is the cutest!"" ""By popular request, we want an episode with just Jiao Jiao and mommy in it!"" After that, Yuan Jiao Jiao found out that her mother was tricked into sleeping with scum and thus bore her, this show was her last effort to get her father to see them. Yuan Jiao Jiao criticized the scum, and planned to trick Wen Nuan back to become her stepmother, she breathed in deeply and said with a dominant voice. ""Forget about the scum, I'll bring you home to M country to see daddy, I'll introduce you to a super handsome guy!"" But, just when Wen Nuan took out the memento from the scum to sell for transportation money-- Yuan Jiao Jiao: "???" This jade, why is it the same as the one around her father's neck? [Female protagonist's parents had twins from a single fetus, the soul was split between the two, and after transmigrating, the two half-souls fused again.]