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She's gonna kill the instructor, Alpha," Talon had said. "Or herself. Or both. There's no telling with that one. The sex ed teacher made her do diagrams today." Apparently, the instructor was relentless. No subtlety. No metaphors. No poetic euphemisms. Nope. Just hard, anatomical facts and brutally graphic expectations. And Luna? Poor, brave, deeply mortified Luna? She was dying. Every. Single. Day. Kyllian smirked as he stepped into his quarters. Her scent hit him instantly. He heard a thud upstairs. He climbed the stairs quietly, not wanting to startle her mid-breakdown. At the top, he paused, listening. "…and then she said, if you do not properly stimulate the upper hood of the clitoris—WHAT EVEN IS A CLITORIS HOOD?! Is it a hat? Why does it need a hat?!" Kyllian barely contained his laughter, biting his knuckles as Talon's voice drifted back. "Technically, it's a fold of skin. Like a protective flap." "Oh my GODS, Talon, get out before I break something over your head." There was a loud thwap. Possibly a throw pillow. Kyllian finally entered the room, casual as ever. "Sounds like your education is going well." Luna turned, her eyes wide with righteous fury and embarrassment. "I'm scarred, Kyllian," she hissed. "Mentally. Emotionally. Spiritually." He raised a brow. "That bad, huh?" "She made me draw a penis yesterday." Talon snorted behind her. "It was terrible. Looked like a deformed eggplant." Luna hurled a throw pillow at him. "GET OUT!" Talon darted from the room with a cackle. "So," Kyllian said, lounging back in one of the plush velvet armchairs in the sitting room "What did you learn today that has your knickers in a twist?" Luna, standing in the middle of the room with her arms crossed and a deeply offended look on her face, sighed dramatically. "I learned how to perform oral sex." Kyllian blinked. "I… I beg your pardon?" She tilted her head, sarcasm oozing from every word. "Oral sex, Kyllian. With detail. And a diagram. And a banana." "A banana?" "A banana!" she repeated, throwing her hands in the air. "Like, is that standard procedure?" Kyllian grinned, his amusement growing. "Come on, tell me how she explained it." His tone had shifted less teasing now and more intrigued, though he still wore that maddening smirk. He shifted forward in his seat, elbows resting on his knees. Luna narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously. "Why? So you can laugh at me?" "Absolutely," he said with zero shame. "But mostly because I want to see this banana demonstration for myself." With a dramatic groan, she snatched the nearest banana from the fruit bowl on the coffee table. The irony that it had been sitting right there, mocking her with its yellow smugness, was not lost on her. She held it up with two fingers. "Okay, so first, she said this is the penis…" Kyllian held up a finger. "Wait. Did she call it that?" ***** What happens when a werewolf princess is created for one sole purpose? For revenge against the vampire prince. Princess Luna is artificially mated to Prince Damien. She fights the bond with everything and even agrees to an arranged marriage with Alpha Kyllian. but when her survival depends on a hard choice, the prince chooses to mark her even when it meant it would take him down. Dying and still refused by the werewolf princess, he has to find a way to provide an heir for his people or his uncle Gabriel will turn the entire Blood City upside down if he takes the throne. His people look to him for their own survival but then his only chance of living might be to find his true mate. Will his bond with Luna be able to withstand what fate and politics throw their way?

One jog, one rogue banana peel, and Alex finds his life abruptly… over. But instead of pearly gates, he wakes in a blinding white place to learn he's Soul Unit 742,981 and has been flagged for reassignment. His destination? A vibrant world of cultivation, magic, and very enthusiastic dragons. His new job? A Systems Trader, a cosmic peddler of unique abilities. Now, with a growing catalogue of systems and a burgeoning understanding of his new, bizarre role, Alex realizes his true potential. By giving others systems, he can create a network of powerful individuals. He'll embark on a journey to forge his own sect of system users, not by training them, but by bestowing upon them the very tools they need to become mighty!

Setelah melihat foto seorang pria tampan, dia telah bertransmigrasi ke dunia lain. Rong Yi menatap langit, tak bisa berkata apa-apa. Betapa sialnya dia karena telah bertransmigrasi ke tubuh pecundang + banci… Yang lebih buruk, pemilik asli tubuh ini telah menikah dengan seorang pria! Dan yang terburuk adalah… Seorang bayi kecil dengan cepat melompat ke dadanya dan berkata, “Ibu, aku ingin minum susu.” Rong Yi menarik napas dalam-dalam dan menundukkan kepalanya untuk melihat dadanya! Datar! Periksa! Kemudian dia membuka celananya dan untungnya melihat ‘saudaranya’ masih di sana, merasa sangat lega… Dia berkata kepada anak kecil yang lucu itu, “Apa yang kamu katakan? Katakan lagi.” …

One Click Changed Everything. Zayan Malik Was Just A Regular Guy With A Habit Of Clicking Every Shady Pop-Up Ad He Saw. But This Time, Instead Of Getting A Virus, He Got Something Much Worse—a System. Not A Normal System, Though. This One Sends Him Daily Missions Like “Hug A Policeman,” “Scream I’M A BANANA In Public,” Or “Flirt With Your Boss And Run.” While Other Heroes Get Swords, Spells, Or Super Strength, Zayan Gets Coupons, Cringe, And Public Humiliation. Now, With His Life Turned Into A Daily Reality Show Of Chaos, He Has One Goal: Figure Out Who Installed This Glitchy Nightmare And Why It's Ruining His Life—One Embarrassing Mission At A Time. Because Sometimes, The Wrong System… Might Be Exactly What The World Needs.

Qiao Nan: Sial! Aku adalah putri kandungmu, tetapi aku diperlakukan seolah-olah aku diambil dari jalanan. Bahkan, kau memperlakukanku lebih buruk dari itu! Ibu Qiao: Qiao Nan, kamu tidak secantik atau sepintar kakak perempuanmu. Kamu tidak seberuntung dia. Kamu tidak berhak untuk belajar, menikah, atau memiliki kebahagiaanmu! Qiao Nan: Kenapa aku tidak diizinkan untuk belajar, menikah, atau mencari kebahagiaanku? Aku akan menemukan seorang pria sekarang dan menikah dengannya! Qiao Nan terkejut saat mengetahui bahwa pria di sebelahnya adalah sosok berkuasa di blok apartemen—orang yang memiliki prospek paling menjanjikan untuk menjadi Ketua masa depan. Qiao Nan menatap pria berotot di depannya. Ia memiliki perut yang kokoh dan mata yang dingin serta menakutkan. Dia menelan ludahnya sambil mengucapkan salam, "Selamat Pagi, Ketua!"

Pada tahun 1960-an, sumber daya sangat langka. Untungnya, dia memiliki ruang pribadi yang penuh dengan persediaan, memastikan dia tidak pernah kekurangan makanan dan pakaian.

The powerful leader Freya ended the 10-year zombie apocalypse by leading her team to kill the Zombie King. Just as she was about to become the president, she slipped on a banana peel and died. She woke up in the 1970s, inside the body of a pretty but foolish village girl who used dirty tricks to force a soldier into marriage. The original girl was drugged by a love rival and almost lost her purity? Freya fights back tooth for tooth, eye for eye. Her husband is now disabled? It’s okay. She has a magical spring and medical skills. Her family was thrown into a labor camp because of the silly girl's actions? No worries. She’ll make a great contribution and rescue them herself.

SINOPSIS: Di rumah baru milik keluarga Ardi, terdapat tangga kayu tua yang menghubungkan lantai satu dan dua. Tidak ada yang aneh, kecuali satu hal—jumlah anak tangganya selalu berubah-ubah. Kadang tiga belas, kadang empat belas. Dan setiap kali anak tangga ke-14 muncul, sesuatu ikut naik dari bawah…

Huang Di hendak menerobos ke ranah legendaris , tetapi takdir berkata lain saat itu wanitanya mengkhianatinya membunuhnya saat hendak menerobos. untaian jiwanya berengkarnasi ke dunia fana dengan nama yang sama tetapi menjadi Pangeran Ke-18 yang di kenal sebagai sampah. Perjalanan Huang Di di dunia itu dimulai untuk pembalasan dan Membalikan takdir Di atas langit

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

Scared by Blood – In a world where beast tamers hold great power, Samuel, a young tamer with an extraordinary and forbidden ability, embarks on a journey that will shape the fate of the continent. Unlike ordinary tamers who control living monsters, Samuel can tame the souls of dead beasts, gaining their powers and even commanding their bodies. The Beginning: Samuel lived a peaceful life in a small village until his mother revealed the truth about his father and his hidden power on her deathbed. Determined to grow stronger, he left home, trained in secret, and eventually registered as a beast tamer in the capital Zoria. There, he met his closest friends—Elaine, Marianne, Sylvia, and his childhood best friend, Lancelot. The Attack on Zoria & Awakening of Power: While on a job in the capital, Ezekiel (Vox Sanguinis), an infamous beast tamer, led an invasion using monstrous creatures known as the Malugna. In the chaos, Lancelot was killed before Samuel's eyes, breaking something inside him. Fueled by rage, Samuel swore revenge and awakened his Soul Tamer abilities. He summoned Bahamut, the Legendary Dragon, forcing Ezekiel and his forces to retreat. Rising Fame & New Challenges: As Samuel continued his journey, his power grew: He fought and tamed a Leviathan, gaining the ability to breathe underwater. He traveled with his party and Jason, a warrior from the neighboring nation of Sylphora. His abilities spread across the continent, catching the attention of kings, nobles, and enemies alike. He formed complex relationships, including a growing rivalry and romance with Lyra, a noblewoman who served the king. A World in Conflict: Samuel’s increasing power brought both respect and fear. Some saw him as a hero, while others saw him as a threat to the balance of power. The King of Zoria summoned him and his party for high-stakes missions, including investigating a leviathan threat in the city of Lorigna and defending the kingdom from external and internal enemies. But beneath the surface, a greater danger looms—a secret war between powerful factions, hidden forces that manipulate events from the shadows, and the mystery of Samuel’s own past. As he continues his journey, Samuel must face betrayal, loss, and the burden of his abilities. He will be forced to make difficult choices, knowing that every beast he tames, every enemy he defeats, and every soul he claims will shape his destiny. Is Samuel a savior, or will he become a monster feared by all? The world will soon find out.

Bleed for Her Honor : In the mystical mountains of olden Japan, Kaizen, a monk of the secluded Kurogane Monastery, is haunted by his past as a warrior and seeks redemption through a life of devotion. His disciplined world unravels when he meets Sayuri, a beautiful and enigmatic widow living under the shadow of the cruel Lord Daigo. Drawn to her warmth and resilience, Kaizen begins to question the rigid vows that have defined his life. As their forbidden love grows in secret, Kaizen becomes entangled in Sayuri’s dangerous world, where loyalty and betrayal blur. Unbeknownst to him, Sayuri is forced to conspire with Lord Daigo, who seeks revenge against the monastery. When Kaizen abandons his vows to save her, he finds himself betrayed and cast out from the temple. Now a broken man, Kaizen must confront his deepest fears and the ghosts of his past. When he learns of Sayuri’s imprisonment by Daigo, he sets out on a perilous quest to rescue her, risking everything for the woman he loves. Amid battles, sacrifices, and moral conflict, Kaizen discovers the true cost of love and redemption in a world bound by honor and cruelty. In a tale of passion, betrayal, and sacrifice, Bleed for Her weaves a poignant story of a man who risks his soul to protect the one who broke his heart.

The Pale Monarch In a vast multiverse, five Monarchs balance the forces of existence, ruled by the divine Benevolent Eyes. But when Raziel, the Monarch of Shades, betrays and kills Alistair, the Monarch of Light, darkness spreads across the universes. Unknown to Raziel, the Monarch of Souls secretly preserved a fragment of Alistair’s soul and placed it in the lifeless body of Cedric, the son of a town chief on Low Earth. Now reborn as Cedric, Alistair exists in a human body, stripped of his full power. He must grow, learn, and struggle as he rediscovers himself—not just as a Monarch, but as a human. But when Raziel discovers his survival, he unleashes Pandemoniums, monstrous demons that devour mana and destroy worlds. The invasion forces Low Humans to flee to the floating Sky City, where they must live under the rule of High Humans, the privileged children of the Monarchs. As Cedric fights to protect the weak, he begins to unlock his lost power, but the High Humans see him as a threat. Betrayed and cast down to the ruined lands below, he must now survive alone against terrifying creatures—while discovering the truth behind Raziel’s betrayal and his own purpose as the last hope against the darkness. A journey of power, destiny, and humanity begins.

Vaella yang berusia 16 tahun sedang jatuh cinta pada pria yang tak seharusnya masuk ke kehidupannya. Apakah Vaella bisa menangani gejolak perasaan dan siap untuk masuk ke dalam chapter baru dalam hidupnya? atau malah semakin menambah luka dalam hidupnya.

Abandoned by fate and hardened by the streets, sixteen-year-old Kara has learned to survive by any means necessary even if it means becoming the bully she once feared. But when a wealthy tycoon adopts her and her twin brother, Ethan, plucking them from the icy clutches of despair, life takes a sharp turn. As Kara struggles to adapt to her opulent new world, whispers follow her: cruel taunts of being a "charity case," a "b*st*rd," unworthy of the life she now leads. Her billionaire benefactor seems kind, but his true motives remain shrouded in mystery. When Ethan discovers secrets about their biological parents that could shatter Kara’s already fragile trust in the world, she spirals further, alienating even those who care for her. As Kara's bullying tendencies threaten to resurface in her elite private school, a life-altering revelation forces her to confront her darkest fears and the possibility of redemption. Will Kara embrace the love she desperately craves, or will her past consume her, dragging her and her brother into a cycle of pain and revenge?

When Elara Bello returns to Banana Island, she walks into a house of secrets and a legacy built on silence. Her sister is dead. A boy is gone. And someone knows what Elara did. Now, with her father’s empire watching her every move, she must decide: expose the truth and burn everything — or stay quiet and let the ghosts win. Whispers That Kill is a gripping psychological thriller about power, guilt, and the kind of silence that kills.

Jam dinding menunjukkan pukul 01:13 pagi saat Dira terbangun karena suara ketukan pelan dari ruang tamu. Ia tinggal sendirian di apartemen lantai 13 lantai yang seharusnya tak pernah ada. Di lift, tidak pernah tertulis angka “13”. Antara lantai 12 dan 14, tidak ada tombol apapun. Tapi saat Dira pertama kali menyewa unit itu secara online, ia kaget melihat alamat tertulis: Lantai 13, Unit 13-B. Ia pikir itu hanya typo. Tapi petugas keamanan mengantarnya ke sana tanpa ragu. “Lantai ini tidak untuk umum, Mbak. Tapi sudah diizinkan.” Dan malam ini, suara ketukan itu kembali terdengar. Kotok... kotok... kotok. Tiga ketukan. Lalu senyap. Sama seperti malam-malam sebelumnya.

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Cerita pendek tentang keseharian tokoh utama, dibalut romansa dan komedi yang… absurd. "Lebih baik nggak usah ke sana. Buang-buang waktu. Capek-capek buru-buru naik ke lantai dua cuma buat perpustakaan." Sekolah itu melelahkan. Tapi siapa sangka, hal paling nggak penting... justru yang paling bikin ribet?

Araya Putra adalah seorang anak SMP yang baru menginjak SMA ketika ia pergi menuju sekolah barunya, ia dipanggil ke dunia lain untuk mengalahkan raja iblis yang kemudian menjadi seseorang yang dia cintai namun kenyataan begitu pahit, ia harus membunuh alisha(raja iblis) agar ia bisa kembali ke bumi. alisha berkorban untuknya dan kemudian ia bisa kembali ke bumi. Tapi "APA-APAAN INI!!!!!!!"

Adrian Smith a once-promising young son of a respected billionaire suddenly turns into a drunkard and a playboy, he is involved in numerous cases of infidelity, and being a top bachelor many young women wanted to play with him for his money but when it came to marriage no one was willing to get married to a young man everyone termed useless. His family was frustrated due to all the efforts they had made raising him to become the heir of their business empire and his father ended up cutting him off the family's inheritance. Will Adrian afford to live without his family's money or will he change to a better man?

Betrayed. Murdered. Reborn into the gilded cage that once suffocated her. Eleanor Vance had it all—wealth, status, and a name whispered with reverence on Fifth Avenue. Until her scheming stepmother and venomous stepsister stole it all, leaving her cold and broken in a back alley. But fate rewinds. She wakes up in her teenage body, back in the mansion that birthed her downfall—only this time, she remembers everything. Now armed with ruthless strategy and the bitter wisdom of betrayal, Eleanor begins a silent war behind manicured smiles and silk gloves. In a society ruled by appearances, she becomes the ultimate actress—playing the innocent heiress while dismantling her enemies piece by piece. Yet the past hides more than just treachery. A mysterious locket, a forgotten lawyer, and a legacy sealed in wax may hold the power to destroy not only her foes—but the Vance empire itself. In the world of diamonds and daggers, rebirth isn’t mercy—it’s a declaration of war.

Hu Ke was born mute, but she was good at playing the piano, chess, writing, and drawing. Her parents treated her like a princess for twenty years. Unexpectedly, their family business went downhill, and they faced bankruptcy. Hu Ke's parents couldn't take it and chose to commit suicide. On her parents' burial day, Hu Ke was drugged by her eldest brother and brought to a man's bed because the man had an extremely noble status and could help the Hu family out of their mess! After a night of sex, Hu Ke found herself pregnant with the man's baby. Her eldest brother forced her to blackmail the man into marrying her. How could the man let himself be manipulated by such a cunning woman? He wanted to exact revenge on this mute woman by letting her know about the crime she had committed. After they got married, the man made an announcement. "From today on, you are not allowed to go out. Otherwise, we'll get a divorce!" He wanted to keep her trapped in the house and deliver the child before leaving as stipulated in the contract! However, Hu Ke refused to listen to him. She went out whenever she wanted. Compared to him, she wanted the divorce more than anything. Later, the man went easy on the terms. "You can go out, but you must keep your distance from other men. Otherwise, we'll get a divorce!" Hu Ke tried to avoid other men, but they insisted on approaching her. None of them wanted to keep a distance from her. When the contract was up, Hu Ke happily prepared herself to sign the divorce papers. However, she found that the man had gone missing. When she arrived home, she found him drunk on the couch. He was even silently crying. The man looked at Hu Ke with a sad face. "Honey, I don't want a divorce."

In the modern world, there lives a man named Rei. He has a wonderful skill for art and uses his talent to make a living. However, his luck began to run out when he finished graduating. His works were never sold and he continued to live in poverty. He went out to get some fresh air and unexpectedly, he slipped and hit his head on the concrete floor because of a banana peel. When Rei woke up, he realized that he transmigrated into a villain's body! Can Rei continue to live peacefully inside the scum villain's body? will he be able to endure the incoming challenges that he will face in the future?

In the rain-drenched alleys of Crimson District, where neon signs flicker like broken memories and every shadow hides a secret, former detective Ash Mercer walks a line between the living and the lost. Haunted by a failed case that cost him everything—his badge, his marriage, and perhaps his sanity—Ash is dragged back into the underworld when women begin disappearing without a trace. But this time, the victims aren't just missing—they’re being erased. Memories rewritten. Identities overwritten. And someone, or something, is manipulating reality itself. With only a fragment of a corrupted memory chip, a haunted AI companion, and his own deteriorating mind, Ash begins chasing the truth through a city that no longer remembers him. Along the way, he faces rogue data priests, synthetic ghosts, and a network of memory brokers who trade in stolen souls. As the walls between consciousness and code blur, Ash must confront the possibility that the biggest ghost haunting the city… is himself. A cyber-noir thriller that blends Blade Runner aesthetics with psychological horror, conspiracy suspense, and post-human philosophy.