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Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire. His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan. In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one that could upend the delicate balance of power in the empire and destroy them both. Torn between survival, betrayal and desire, Elian and Izan faced impossible choices. Could they defy the forces threatening to tear them apart, or would the empire crush their love before it even had a chance to begin? --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

Palva, a young college student and a shy, introverted artist, dreams of creating art that speaks to the soul. Hoping to improve her skills, she gathers the courage to ask her art teacher, for additional guidance. The teacher agrees to mentor her, but he soon takes advantage of Palva's vulnerability and desperation to learn. As their private sessions continue, Henry's demands become increasingly manipulative, pushing Palva into morally and emotionally degrading situations in exchange for his "lessons." Palva art begins to reflect her inner turmoil, but her life spirals downward as self-hatred and confusion cloud her sense of self. She becomes ashamed of her appearance and conflicted about her sexuality, struggling with feelings of guilt and shame.

Simbi was mistreated by her cruel stepmother, who constantly punished her for things she hadn’t done. Unable to endure the constant abuse any longer, Simbi ran away from home. She eventually found a church and sought refuge there. She lied to the gatekeeper, claiming she had no parents and needed shelter. The gatekeeper shared her story with the pastor, who kindly allowed her to stay. While staying at the church, Simbi remembered someone advising her to pray for the gift of the Holy Spirit, as it would bring her favor. She fasted for three days, and by the end of her fast, she received a gift—the gift of prophecy. A few days later, while Simbi was sweeping the church, a man named Mr. Williams noticed her and asked if she’d be willing to work in his home. Simbi agreed and began working as a housemaid, where she was well paid. Mr. Williams’ son had been searching for a job for the past three years without success. Simbi advised him to seek God’s guidance through seven days of fasting and prayer. Initially, he was hesitant, but his parents encouraged him to follow her advice. After the week of fasting and prayer, he found a well-paying job. Simbi’s gift brought great blessings to the Williams family. Later, Simbi married a businessman and eventually became a prophet, founding a large church in town. One day, Simbi’s stepmother came to her church seeking help. What drove her stepmother to seek out Simbi? And how will these issues be resolved? Find out what happens next.

Tae Yeon-Woo, an office worker, known for his notorious streak in the business world had lost his life in an unfortunate car accident. He somehow woke up, in a new world as a bastard's child. He had lived peacefully in a small town with his mother, when the news of his half-brother, the rightful heir to the count's territory, tragically passed away due to a carriage incident, and his father, the current count, bedridden due to shock. Forcing him to become the heir to the count's estate, becoming the new count of the territory! Update Schedule: Monday-Friday (1 Chapter) Author's Note: The Cover Image is From Pinterest, credits to the rightful owner! Also, I'll be updating/rewriting some chapters.

"The missing ingredient is a test subject with Royal Blood..." Raven Kyzer, a Commoner boy, grew up in an orphanage along with his twin sister, after losing their mother at a young age, having never met their father. After being discovered to possess Royal blood, the twins are abducted by the Church of Persona. Raven is used as a test subject in an ancient form of Forbidden Magic, known as the Homunculus Ritual, while his sister goes missing in the clutches of the church. The Homunculus Ritual is conducted to turn Raven into a powerful but mindless Monster, a loyal weapon for the church with no sense of free will...but something goes wrong, the ritual fails to destroy Raven's mind and he escapes the clutches of the church. Furious at being turned into a Monster, Raven swears revenge against the church, determined to make them pay for what they did to him, as well as to rescue his sister from their clutches. But there's only so much he can do by himself, even with the new powers he gained through the Homunculus Ritual...that's when he has a fateful encounter with the nation's most wanted criminals, a group known as The Irregulars, who, like Raven, have their own reasons to despise and go after the church, as well as the corrupt Nobility that oppresses the Commoners. With their goals aligned, Raven decides to join The Irregulars, taking the first step on his long, arduous path to revenge... Instagram: @aimdaqs Discord Server: https://discord.gg/J497zhJb

After ten years, Markos Moreno returns to Italy. A multi-billionaire magnate, sexy as sin and cocky as hell. Swearing revenge on Hayden family, destroying everything with only one aim. Markos vowed to make Valeria Hayden come back crawling to him on her knees. Stripped of her wealthy status to a nobody, Valeria walks up to Markos’ office. Exactly how Markos played his game. All Valeria wants from him is forgive her for what happened. However, Markos desires something else, to break her. Whereas, Valeria is determined to tame and seduce him, snatching her business back. An old flame burns twice. Thrice if she’s Valeria Hayden!

A world of elites where exorcists stand at the top it's hierarchy.Hosts of the gods themselves, they hunt down the sorcerers, humans stupid or daring enough to host demons. Then flipping the scales, a child is born , a child crazy enough to rip down the world's order, one powerful enough to match the most powerful exorcist in existence,the Sun avatar himself in strength. He's born, the dark avatar,host of the demon king,third prince of the human world, shadow leader of the sorcerers and sworn enemies of the gods. Damon Fallenstar is his name. And he would burn down the world.

This is the story of four friends who are happy and content with their lives, unaware of the deep darkness that lies ahead. Their world is about to change drastically because of the secrets buried in their ancestors' past. As they learn about their origins and uncover hidden truths, they will face unimaginable horrors and uncover the true nature of the world they thought they knew ‌This isn’t a story about simple kindness or a fairytale ending. Instead, it is a brutal exploration of reality—the darkness that lurks behind the facade of beauty. What appears to be a normal and happy place is, in fact, ruled by shadows and malice. These four friends are destined to encounter this ugly truth, revealing the hidden forces that govern everything. ‌ ‌For now, this is Malak’s story—a person who is unexpectedly thrown into the chaos and mysteries of this imperfect world. Will he rise above it all, victorious, or become just another pawn of destiny? Will he shape his own future or succumb to the inevitable? ‌ ‌They will discover the power that courses through their blood—ancient forces tied to the Demon Realm. But will that power save them, or will it be the very thing that consumes them?

The Bastard Son tells the story of a man marked by rejection, simply for not having been born "legitimate." Living with that label makes you someone society considers inferior but with all that he strives to be someone in that hell

Isaac is a young man from the outskirts of the village, who accidentally meets a group of adventurers who happen to stop by his village. A group of adventurers came to his village to kill wild animals from the Stultus Forest which always attacked the village area. Because of his closeness to the adventurer group, Isaac promised Einar, who was the leader of the adventurers, that he would become a great adventurer like them. Great power makes you strong, but a wise mind makes you alive. -Einar Ragnarsson

In a world where humans have powers, many use them for various purposes, good and evil. Our story takes us to a young teen named Jamal, who soon discovers that his extremely weak powers, are actually stronger than they really appear. However, the journey will be hard and difficult to muster up the strength and courage to master them and himself, as several foes exist to stop and elude him, including a man named Youden, whose plans and goals are mysterious and complex to many. What will become of Jamal, as the world around him develops and changes for the better or the worst? Will he continue to be worthless, or seek the legendary status of the Greats before him? Find out in the Powers Against The World! If you enjoy the books, feel free to share feedback or to others to me, as I do this for pure entertainment and to provide a solid book series within Webnovel. Thank you for your time and once again, enjoy the book! The cover was done by @Kurobart64! Feel free to check out more of their art at: https://twitter.com/Kurobart64?t=kfrsrjc3Q-457JUKl7c1bQ&s=09 Parental Warning Is For Violence & Suggestive Content! (Also aware of the many grammatical errors, especially in the earlier part of the series from 2 years ago, and likely due to the transfer from the separate books and auto-correction. It will be fixed and edited over time!)

Aldric Bloodrune, the scorned bastard son of the powerful Bloodrune Clan, has known only the cold sting of rejection. Born with a bloodline too strong to ignore yet too illegitimate to honor, he grew up under the shadow of the clan’s ruthless expectations. The legitimate children and noble peers scorned him, while his father, the merciless patriarch, kept him at arm’s length. But when his own blood betrayed him in the ultimate act of cruelty—striking him down to sever his claim—fate took a surprising turn. Reborn in his younger self, Aldric stands at the precipice of vengeance and power. This time, he vows to protect the only person who ever showed him compassion: Olivia Cartroute, the noble daughter of a neighboring clan who, despite the dangers, saw the humanity in him. In this new life, Aldric embraces his outcast identity, wielding it like a weapon. He learns the ancient, forbidden Bloodrune arts in secret, forging himself into a force that will not only defy the Bloodrune legacy but shatter it. Fueled by vengeance and tempered by loyalty, Aldric marches toward the day he will reclaim his destiny and finally face the father who took everything.

(idk why I wrote this but I hope you like it ;) It took quite a while for Basta to realise he truly was back... To the start of his hell. Will you join him as fixes his past mistakes, and makes new ones in the process? Poor cursed bastard. Everyone he ever loved has died. Before he found out they were all insane. Beware, there's a lot of Basta getting bullied by hot women, and bullying everyone else. Surely, this time, he'll be able to have a normal, peaceful life after saving the world, with the help of his two new skills, the knowledge of the past, right? Find out, if you really wish to. I can't stop you, now.

In a world governed by cultivation and power, Li Tian was once a formidable warrior, feared and respected. However, betrayal led to his untimely death. Reborn in a new realm, he awakens as a 17-year-old bastard child of a powerful family, ridiculed and ignored by those around him. Retaining the memories of his past life, Li Tian is determined to seize this second chance. As he navigates the treacherous waters of his new existence, Li Tian finds himself entangled with numerous captivating women, including his alluring stepmother, Xu Fang, and his charming fiancée, Zheng Wei. With a system that reveals his hidden desires and offers him tasks to complete, he must confront his inner struggles while forging bonds and gaining strength. Will Li Tian rise above the stigma of his birth and carve out a destiny worthy of his past glory, or will the shadows of betrayal continue to haunt him? Join him on a journey of self-discovery, love, and conquest as he seeks to transform from a mere bastard into a legendary figure of the cultivation world.

Seperated from his family when he was just 1 year old lived in forest with beast unknown to his origin . Arin grew up in a small village no so called family that would take care of him , he never have anticipated that day would come where his life will completelt change ing his life.He will learn about magic which he never would have. A clue of the lost kingdom which while soling this mystery he will encounter about 7 taboo superpower information and a prophecy about information about hisself which completely change his world view.

A long dead species, a budding power, a mysterious lineage. Millions of years after a prophecy was uttered of a destructive hybrid with power to rival its god level ancestors we meet Marcus an arrogant and lazy teenager who has always been skating through life and has always struggled to find his place, but after falling into a mysterious cave he unlocks the power of his ancestors the mysterious "Powers That Were". Armed with this he will explore the world to end the crisis becoming known as "the rising" and save humanity from the unknown threat behind this catastrophe. Can he unlock the secret to his destiny or will he fall back into the sidenotes of history? DON'T BOTHER READING, I'VE DROPPED THIS ONE SO I CAN REWRITE IT AS I WASN'T HAPPY WITH ANYTHING AFTER THE 3RD CHAPTER. I'VE GOT NO TIMELINE FOR WHEN I WILL RELEASE MY REWRITE AS I WANT TO PLAN IT PROPERLY. I'LL BE TREATING WHAT I'VE ALREADY WRITTEN AS A CRAPPY FIRST DRAFT. THE BASIS WILL BE THE SAME BUT HEAVY EDITING WILL TAKE PLACE. THANKS Jordan.

Takeshi glancing at the boys, determined "Stay close to me. I won’t let them take you." He tightens his grip on his weapon, every muscle in his body tensed and ready for the battle. Shauwa charges at Takeshi with a roar, his weapon swinging wildly. Takeshi meets him head-on, their weapons clashing with a loud, metallic sound. The boys watch in fear, huddling close to each other. Shauwa grinning wildly as he swings his weapon "Is this all you’ve got, Takeshi? I thought you were supposed to be strong!" He laughs, trying to taunt Takeshi into making a mistake. Takeshi focused, voice steady "You’re underestimating me, shauwa .That’s your first mistake." He counters Shauwa's attack with precision, his movements fluid and controlled. Meanwhile, Azdal watches the battle with a cold, calculating gaze. His eyes flicker between Takeshi and the boys, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Azdal in thought, planning "Takeshi is strong… but even he can protect the boys and fight at the same time. All I need is one opening…" Shauwa relentless attacks start to wear on Takeshi, but Takeshi remains focused. Suddenly, Azdal sees his chance—Takeshi’s attention momentarily shifts to the boys. Azdal seizing the moment, rushing towards the boys "Now’s my chance!" He lunges towards the boys, his weapon

He became the Emperor when he was just a boy and was beheaded before reaching adulthood. It was a tragedy brought about by his fate as the first noble wizard. “Ian, don’t be born in your next life.” He thought everything was over, listening to the traitor’s heartless words. He knew, but… “You are a symbol of peace. Where else would you find such honor as a lowly one?” He became the Margrave’s bastard son, whose family went extinct 100 years ago. A lowly, unsophisticated one, destined to be sold as a hostage to the barbarians across the border.

Em um mundo onde a corrupção permeia as estruturas do poder, quatro amigos de infância — Lucas, Pedro, Sofia e Ana — veem suas vidas entrelaçadas em uma trama de ambição, traição e manipulação. Lucas, o protagonista frio e calculista, decide que o único caminho para a verdadeira mudança é assumir o controle. Com um plano audacioso, ele busca infiltrar-se na política, usando suas habilidades de manipulação para derrubar os líderes corruptos de dentro para fora. À medida que Lucas se torna mais envolvido em suas intrigas, Pedro, agora um médico respeitado, luta contra os fantasmas do passado e a crescente sombra de Lucas. Sofia e Ana, fiéis seguidoras de Lucas, não têm dúvidas sobre suas intenções, mas à medida que os planos se desenrolam, o que parece ser um ideal de poder e justiça pode revelar-se algo muito mais sombrio.

He wanted to be accepted for who he was; a bastard. But the world was a cruel place for bastards, especially in the vampire realm of Eldoria. A vampire prince, born a bastard, was a disgrace not only to the royal family but the realm at large. And for that, Gabriel Sinclair grew up in harsh environs within the very castle his brother considered heaven. And as if being bastard was not enough wound to scar him and put him miles away from the throne, they made marry a human to seal the treaty between the two warring species. ***** Elena Thornhart always dreamt of venturing beyond the walls of Mysthaven. Since childhood, she had been confined in the castle of Mysthaven, safe from the vampire's reach. But not everything goes as planned. In an effort to save the nearly extinct human population, Andrian Thornhart, the human king and Elena's brother, offers her as the sacrificial lamb. Now Elena must navigate the treacherous Vampire court and royal family and protect her husband from his own kind. Little does she know her presence is set to unleash a side of Gabriel Sinclair that he never knew existed, a secret that might set the realm apart or unite it!

Kouta Fujiro thought his life ended when he took a bullet to save his childhood friend. But instead of dying, he awakens in a medieval world, reincarnated into the body of Elliot Grande, the son of a noble family. Struggling to adjust to this strange new life, Elliot's journey takes a sudden turn when he learns he's engaged to Remillia Von Defort-a notorious "villainess" known for her scheming reputation.

Amidst escalating Chinese aggression in the Pacific, Japan and the United States maintained their strong alliance, fully aware of the looming possibility of Taiwan facing an invasion. Japan, having emerged as an economic powerhouse in the Pacific after the Civil War and World War II, was viewed by China as a major obstacle to their expansionist ambitions. With Article 9 no longer in effect, recent developments indicated Japan's unwavering determination to defend Taiwan. The Japanese government considered their fleet of four carriers crucial in this regard. However, unforeseen circumstances would soon engulf both Japan and the United States, transporting them to a world where magic and dragons held fundamental significance. Embracing their new reality, Japan and the United States forged a fresh coalition, leveraging their influence and steadfast principles in this unfamiliar realm. In light of agreed-upon arrangements, the two nations embarked on a joint expeditionary force to explore the new world, fully aware that the likelihood of this world aligning with their coalition was slim. As they beheld the new world, Japan and America encountered conflicts and ongoing wars that surpassed the brutality of their previous reality. They navigated this unfamiliar land, seeking to establish themselves as influential entities. The new world would soon have the opportunity to learn from the experiences and ideals of Japan and America. Based on the series of Nihonkoku Shoukan. The story is now available on Scribble hub and Royal Road.

In Horizon City, a city pulsing with superhuman abilities and hidden powers, Alex Mercer leads a double life. To his high school peers at Crescent High, he is just an unremarkable, introverted teenager, often labeled as a loser. However, beneath this facade, Alex harbors a staggering secret: he is the formidable boss of the world's most powerful mafia, controlling the underbelly of global crime while possessing extraordinary superhuman abilities. Alex's life of careful balance is disrupted with the arrival of Olivia Turner, a new student with her own mysterious past and vigilante tendencies. As their paths intertwine, the precariously maintained veil over Alex’s dual existence begins to slip. Olivia's presence unwittingly draws attention to Alex, making him a target in the perilous criminal world he reigns over. Caught in a vortex of escalating conflict and dangerous alliances, Alex is forced to confront the consequences of his hidden life. His struggle to maintain his anonymity becomes increasingly challenging as rival factions within the underworld sense an opportunity to overthrow him. Simultaneously, his growing bond with Olivia tests his ability to keep his true identity a secret, putting both their lives in grave danger. As tensions reach a boiling point, Alex is compelled to make a critical decision: reveal his true identity and utilize his full powers to protect his loved ones or continue concealing his dual life, risking everything he has built. This decision leads to a thrilling climax where Alex confronts his enemies, both in the criminal sphere and within the walls of Crescent High. "Shadows of Power" is a gripping tale that weaves together themes of identity, power, and the delicate line between right and wrong. It explores the consequences of living a life shrouded in secrets and the transformative journey of a young man grappling with the immense responsibility of his hidden world. The story culminates in a dramatic finale, leaving both Horizon City and Alex forever changed, as he seeks redemption and a new path forward in the aftermath of his revealed identity.

Millions of years after the birth of the universe, cosmic beings emerged, possessing the power to manipulate reality itself. These beings, without defined forms, discovered abilities that reshaped the stars and bent the very fabric of existence. As they sought to surpass each other in understanding the nature of reality, one among them—an outcast at the bottom of the hierarchy—performed the unimaginable. This marked the beginning of an era of supremacy, where reality became a canvas for those who could comprehend it. But the echoes of their influence would stretch far beyond, reaching even the distant future of humanity...

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Martin, an ordinary man burdened by financial struggles and a monotonous job, experiences a dramatic shift in his reality when he encounters a mysterious and powerful system. This enigmatic force, activated by peculiar chimes at noon and midnight, transforms Martin's life in ways he could never have anticipated. At noon, the system presents Martin with the opportunity to earn substantial financial rewards through an unpredictable multiplier based on his expenditures. The range of potential gains is vast, from modest refunds to astronomical sums. This discovery allows Martin to escape his financial woes, revealing the system's potential to alter his economic status dramatically. By midnight, the system grants Martin a chance to make a single wish with unknown limits and consequences. This dual-trigger mechanism introduces an element of high-stakes decision-making, challenging Martin to navigate his newfound power wisely.