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Before her rebirth, Lin Yuhuan was foolish, too trusting, too naive. She lost her family's fortune, was framed by her wicked stepsister, and was thrown into prison like a criminal. On her birthday, the man she loved, the fiancé she had given her heart to, shamelessly handed her over to another man like she was nothing more than a whore. She died full of hatred. But fate wasn’t done with her. Reborn before everything fell apart, Lin Yuhuan knew she couldn’t be soft-hearted anymore. This time, she would protect her family, destroy her enemies, and never waste her love on the wrong man again. And the man she had feared and avoided in her past life? Gu Beishen—the cold, untouchable power in the business world, became her only salvation. "Mr. Gu, are you thirsty or hungry? Is there anything you like?" Lin Yuhuan asked, standing beside him with a cup of tea, her voice gentle but cautious. Gu Beishen’s dark eyes locked onto hers. He lifted her chin, a slow, dangerous smirk curving his lips. "I like you."

"The missing ingredient is a test subject with Royal Blood..." Raven Kyzer, a Commoner boy, grew up in an orphanage along with his twin sister, after losing their mother at a young age, having never met their father. After being discovered to possess Royal blood, the twins are abducted by the Church of Persona. Raven is used as a test subject in an ancient form of Forbidden Magic, known as the Homunculus Ritual, while his sister goes missing in the clutches of the church. The Homunculus Ritual is conducted to turn Raven into a powerful but mindless Monster, a loyal weapon for the church with no sense of free will...but something goes wrong, the ritual fails to destroy Raven's mind and he escapes the clutches of the church. Furious at being turned into a Monster, Raven swears revenge against the church, determined to make them pay for what they did to him, as well as to rescue his sister from their clutches. But there's only so much he can do by himself, even with the new powers he gained through the Homunculus Ritual...that's when he has a fateful encounter with the nation's most wanted criminals, a group known as The Irregulars, who, like Raven, have their own reasons to despise and go after the church, as well as the corrupt Nobility that oppresses the Commoners. With their goals aligned, Raven decides to join The Irregulars, taking the first step on his long, arduous path to revenge... Instagram: @aimdaqs Discord Server: https://discord.gg/J497zhJb

Anger issues was never a problem for Rio, but how can he say that after he swiped away his system in anger when the crystallization began on earth. With portals popping up and monster storming out of them how can Rio be expected not get angry at his lack of a level up tool. Armed with just an axe, as the days go by, Rio has a rapidly building peeve against his never present system and the last virtue on his list is tolerance. "System" "......... " "System" "...….." "Grrrrr!! Grrrr!!" With loud menacing growls the wolf like creatures approached, but Rio was busy looking for what spot in the room had better connection and would let him access his system. "If you guys don't shut up, I'll kill you." Normally, worlds undergoing crystallization should be struggling to get stronger and survive the brutal process but on earth it is different as they are rather focused on pleasing their brutal and unforgiving Tyrant

In the age of arcane wonders and lurking shadows, Lily, a System-bearer torn from her world, finds herself in the crosshairs of destiny. Her unlikely ally, Alec, a vampire with secrets buried deeper than the ancient castles of Europe, offers a dangerous path forward. But as the gears of fate turn, a sinister genius, Victor, emerges from the darkness, his inventions threatening to plunge the realm into chaos. Can Lily and Alec overcome their differences and stand against the encroaching night? Or will they become mere puppets in Victor's grand design? Prepare for a thrilling odyssey through a world where science clashes with the supernatural, and love might be the only weapon strong enough to defy destiny.

After a tragic accident, an ordinary young man awakens in a new world teeming with floating islands, supernatural abilities, and mysterious dangers. Reincarnated in a body he doesn’t recognize and granted a cryptic "system" that refuses to explain itself, he’s thrust into Vanguard Academy—a high school where only the most powerful and determined survive. With no clue why he’s been chosen or what the system wants from him, he must navigate a cutthroat world of rivalries, alliances, and mind-bending challenges. Armed with courage, wit, and untapped potential, he embarks on a journey to uncover the truth behind his reincarnation and the forces pulling the strings in this enigmatic universe. Can he rise above the chaos, or will he fall like countless others before him? Perfect for fans of Solo Leveling and The Beginning After The End, this story blends reincarnation, epic battles, and intricate worldbuilding into a gripping tale of survival and self-discovery.

“Shit, why this guy!?” Of all the unique characters he could’ve transmigrated as, it had to be the bastard instructor. Vanitas Astrea. A third-rate middle game boss, who was dismissed from the University after severe allegations, losing his teaching profession and ultimately, exiled from the Empire. “.....How did I even get here!?” Vanitas must now circumvent his way around this new world, confront his past, mend broken relationships, and prevent looming tragedies that would lead to his demise. —————————————— More illustrations in the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

Power. Strength. Control. Three stones exist, each holding the key to becoming the most invincible force the world has ever seen. Whoever finds them will rise above all-unstoppable, untouchable. But power is never given. It must be earned. Across vast landscapes and through infinite worlds, the search begins. Battles will be fought. Alliances will be tested. Portals will open to the unknown. Yet, true strength isn't just about winning fights. It's about knowing your worth, standing tall, and choosing the right path-even when everything is against you. The race has begun. Who will claim the Premium Powers? Also, you don't have to finish this series before you read the sequel to this book on Amazon. The name is Tenentes (Wielders): Legends of Minecraft Stories.

Superpowers, a mutation found within a fraction of the population. The emergence of advanced technology has come about from the research and application of these powers. Humans have used this technology to do the unthinkable. Colonising both the moon and mars. Superhumans are not all united, some misuse the power that they’ve been born with. And to combat that… Superheroes. Keepers of peace in superhuman matters, protecting from those that threaten the masses. Follow the story of Jon Bacardi as he aims to achieve it all!

As a death magician in a family of life magicians, Reagan's fate was doom. Outcast but determined to survive, she fought the hardest and suffered the most. Until she met the one person she would not let slip through her fingers.

Don't worry, Mom. This time I will be truly happy...... . . . . . .

Who doesn't want to have Escanor powers?!! The power to be the OP character and defeat all your enemies in a cool and badass way. Follow our Hero Aiden as he travels to another world and creates his own legend. Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/pCmYRbK ********************* Author note: This story is a rewrite to the previous one where Eros is the MC. Note that there will be changes especially in the first arc. Thank you and I hope that you follow the story just like the first one. Aiden note: I am now the Holder of the greatest power and you will make sure to follow this story

In a world where humans wield supernatural abilities, power defines everything—status, survival, and even destiny. Jamal, an ordinary teenager, believes he was dealt a weak hand in life. Unlike the prodigies around him, his abilities seem insignificant. But when a near-fatal encounter awakens something deep within him, he realizes his powers hold a potential far beyond his imagination. As dark forces rise and rival factions clash, Jamal must navigate a treacherous path filled with enemies, betrayals, and revelations about his true nature. Among them stands Youden, a mysterious figure whose motives are as enigmatic as his strength. Can Jamal unlock his full power before it’s too late? Or will he be crushed under the weight of a world that only respects the strong? A high-stakes adventure filled with action, mystery, and supernatural battles. Fans of My Hero Academia and Solo Leveling will love this thrilling journey of power and survival! If you enjoy the books, feel free to share feedback or to others to me, as I do this for pure entertainment and to provide a solid book series within Webnovel. Thank you for your time and once again, enjoy the book! The cover was done by @Kurobart64! Feel free to check out more of their art at: https://twitter.com/Kurobart64?t=kfrsrjc3Q-457JUKl7c1bQ&s=09 Parental Warning Is For Violence & Suggestive Content! (Also aware of the many grammatical errors, especially in the earlier part of the series from 2 years ago, and likely due to the transfer from the separate books and auto-correction. It will be fixed and edited over time!)

a bastard son of the king who craves for his birth right, a wanted assasin who enters the wrong country with a forbidden mark on her chest, forbidden romance, intense training and bag of tears, this novel is sure enough to make anyone crave for more, Lee Kwon is the illegitimate child of the king, isolated, rejected and alone, by chance he meets Eun Chen, a masked assasin who is popular for her killing spree and who is out for revenge against the royal family for killing her mother, when this two meet, they are both in a situation, in a gain and loss situation, will they preserve at the end, if you want to know, stay tuned to the royal bastard is my marionette

In the heart of a fictional Nigerian city, Adaora Nwosu rises from the ashes of betrayal to become one of the most powerful figures in Lagos. Born into a family torn apart by greed and deception, she learns early that power is never given but it is taken. After orchestrating the downfall of her ruthless half-brother, Chike, Adaora believes she has secured her place at the top. But just when she thinks the war is over, a ghost from the past returns Ikenna Nwosu, the brother everyone thought was dead. Ikenna is not just back for revenge. He is back to claim everything. As the battle for dominance unfolds, Adaora is faced with a brutal truth: someone in her inner circle is working against her. A traitor, feeding Ikenna information. And with every move she makes, her enemies grow stronger, forcing her to question everyone around her including the people she once trusted with her life. With political power, wealth, and survival on the line, Adaora must decide: Should she strike first and eliminate Ikenna before he becomes a true threat? Or should she wait, uncover the traitor, and destroy them from the inside? In a city where loyalty is a myth and betrayal is inevitable, Adaora must play the most dangerous game of all one where the price of power could cost her everything. Will she emerge victorious, or will she become just another casualty in the war for control? "The Price of Power" is a gripping tale of revenge, ambition, and survival in a world where trust is a weapon and power is the ultimate prize.

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

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Sabrina Vance, a brilliant but fiercely independent woman, finds herself caught up in the harsh world of corporate power when she is compelled to work for the famed CEO Nathaniel Knight. Nathaniel, a powerful, cold, and enigmatic figure, is known for eliminating his foes and meddling with people's lives. However, Sabrina sees something beyond his frigid exterior—something that fills her with both fear and longing. What began as a professional relationship quickly devolved into a lethal game of manipulation in which the lines between love, hatred, and obsession blurred. Sabrina becomes caught in Nathaniel's labyrinth of secrets, dark pasts, and a lethal family conflict. As she delves more into Nathaniel's world, she understands that trusting him might lead to either an all-consuming love or a trap that destroys everything she knows.

As per her request, I will continue the novel as she wishes. For HER and for me. ___________________ I want to try creating one, please don't expect^⁠_⁠^ I really want to create a book, maybe someday I will be able to be good enough to publish one. Though, for now this is fine. ___________________ Vanitas or Mordret who is he, really? It doesn't matter because what lies underneath is not what really is... There was a time when his wish was to be accepted for he was... But that was long ago. Was the things he ever done something that he could be fond of? Was understanding too much could lead to inevitable misunderstanding? If those questions were asked on him when he was who he was before, maybe the chance of sacrificing himself for others isn't as far-fetched as he thought. But now, All he cared about is his life, how he will escape in the inescapable line that tied him and the Fateless fate he have. Was the love of Luck and the hate of Fate, the outcome of misfortunes he was involved of? Was the questions running upon his mind, something that could even be answer? Was the difference the two have into each other so much for someone like him? Was the will of fate something that should have died along with him that day? "IF THAT'S THE CASE... THEN SO BE IT. BUT REMEMBER, I'LL ALWAYS LIVE! FATHER!" Vanitas or Mordret who is he really? Maybe he's more than just a Vanitas or Mordret... maybe...

This Isn't really a novel or anything, i just made this as a hobby cuz i really like making cool and op power system. it may sound cringe but i like making these power system. So i made this to make different and unique power system, powers or even unique paths of progression/evolution. If any of you reading this like any of the content then feel free to use them. Also you can comment and request for any specific power system you want made or something. Anyways guys thanks for taking your time reading this large synopsis.

In a post-apocalyptic world invaded by alien forces, the ability user William Davis and his companions form a team called "Light of Hope" to fight against the evil Thomas Brown and his organization of powers. Through countless battles and challenges, they uncover a larger conspiracy hidden in the shadows and discover the secret of the "Gateway of Stars," which has the potential to change the tide of the conflict. Ultimately, through unity, sacrifice, and the power of love, they protect the Earth from destruction while exploring the mysteries of parallel universes and the true strength of humanity.

He wanted to be accepted for who he was; a bastard. But the world was a cruel place for bastards, especially in the vampire realm of Eldoria. A vampire prince, born a bastard, was a disgrace not only to the royal family but the realm at large. And for that, Gabriel Sinclair grew up in harsh environs within the very castle his brother considered heaven. And as if being bastard was not enough wound to scar him and put him miles away from the throne, they made marry a human to seal the treaty between the two warring species. ***** Elena Thornhart always dreamt of venturing beyond the walls of Mysthaven. Since childhood, she had been confined in the castle of Mysthaven, safe from the vampire's reach. But not everything goes as planned. In an effort to save the nearly extinct human population, Andrian Thornhart, the human king and Elena's brother, offers her as the sacrificial lamb. Now Elena must navigate the treacherous Vampire court and royal family and protect her husband from his own kind. Little does she know her presence is set to unleash a side of Gabriel Sinclair that he never knew existed, a secret that might set the realm apart or unite it!

Cassian, a young knight, is caught in a brutal war. He's fighting not just for his country, but for something more: a desperate attempt to earn the approval of his father, the Emperor. The problem? The Emperor doesn't even know he exists. Cassian, along with his brother Kieran, are the Emperor's secret children, born from a forbidden love affair with the Duchess. The Emperor, a cold and calculating man, seems to have completely abandoned them, and the boys are left to grapple with the pain of their biological father's indifference. Then, a twist of fate. Cassian and Kieran wake up back at the beginning of their lives, reborn as children. This time, Cassian and Kieran vow to break free. They want nothing to do with the Emperor. They both wants to build a life of their own, far from the shadows of the Emperor. Will they live out their life in this life without the Emperor's existence in their life or will they go to the same path again?

Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire. His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan. In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one that could upend the delicate balance of power in the empire and destroy them both. Torn between survival, betrayal and desire, Elian and Izan faced impossible choices. Could they defy the forces threatening to tear them apart, or would the empire crush their love before it even had a chance to begin? --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

Alexander Carter, a successful businessman, is betrayed by his closest ally, Dante. After a brutal betrayal that leads to the murder of his wife and children, Alexander’s life ends in agony. However, fate offers him a second chance. Reborn as a 5-year-old child in 1951, Alexander is granted extraordinary abilities that will shape his destiny. In his new life, Alexander gains the ability to see the profitability of any investment in precise percentages, allowing him to accumulate wealth and power in unimaginable ways. He can also perceive the true potential of any individual, recognizing their talents with a clear percentage rating, which makes him a master of influence and manipulation. But perhaps his most powerful gift is an advanced AI implanted in his brain, a vast library of knowledge that grants him access to limitless wisdom and strategies. As Alexander grapples with his second chance, he is forced to confront his past. In a moment of death, he is met by a mysterious being who reveals itself as "God" — a powerful entity who offers Alexander a chance to change the course of his life. With a promise of three wishes, the being gives Alexander the tools to rewrite his destiny. But will he use his abilities for redemption, or will they consume him in the pursuit of vengeance? Valerion is a story of betrayal, rebirth, and the complexities of power. As Alexander rises from the ashes of his former life, he must navigate a world where his extraordinary gifts may either elevate him to greatness or drag him into darkness. Will Alexander be able to avenge his family and reclaim his life, or will the choices he makes lead him down a path from which there is no return?

What am I? What is this? What are we? Why can I see what I could not?

A young man, an avid fan of fantasy novels, dies in a freak accident and reincarnates into the world of his favorite book, The Warring Realms. To his dismay, he awakens as Cedric Wynthorne, the despised bastard son of a cruel duke. In the original story, Cedric was notorious for his arrogance and violent tendencies, leading to his untimely death at the hands of the protagonist. But now, armed with knowledge of the book's events and a mysterious System, Cedric resolves to live a better life—both for himself and for those around him.