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Simbi was mistreated by her cruel stepmother, who constantly punished her for things she hadn’t done. Unable to endure the constant abuse any longer, Simbi ran away from home. She eventually found a church and sought refuge there. She lied to the gatekeeper, claiming she had no parents and needed shelter. The gatekeeper shared her story with the pastor, who kindly allowed her to stay. While staying at the church, Simbi remembered someone advising her to pray for the gift of the Holy Spirit, as it would bring her favor. She fasted for three days, and by the end of her fast, she received a gift—the gift of prophecy. A few days later, while Simbi was sweeping the church, a man named Mr. Williams noticed her and asked if she’d be willing to work in his home. Simbi agreed and began working as a housemaid, where she was well paid. Mr. Williams’ son had been searching for a job for the past three years without success. Simbi advised him to seek God’s guidance through seven days of fasting and prayer. Initially, he was hesitant, but his parents encouraged him to follow her advice. After the week of fasting and prayer, he found a well-paying job. Simbi’s gift brought great blessings to the Williams family. Later, Simbi married a businessman and eventually became a prophet, founding a large church in town. One day, Simbi’s stepmother came to her church seeking help. What drove her stepmother to seek out Simbi? And how will these issues be resolved? Find out what happens next.

“Shit, why this guy!?” Of all the unique characters he could’ve transmigrated as, it had to be the bastard instructor. Vanitas Astrea. A third-rate early game boss, who was dismissed from the University after severe allegations, losing his teaching profession and ultimately, exiled from the Empire. “.....How did I even get here!?” Vanitas must now circumvent his way around this new world, confront his past, mend broken relationships, and prevent looming tragedies that would lead to his demise. —————————————— More illustrations in the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

MC is bisexual Amelia is dead. Her spirit pet brought her to another world and threw her nascent soul into the body of a dying adopted Wang family's second young master. Unfortunately for him, his adopted sister is a reborn soul who knows that in the future he will torture his entire family for not loving him. Wang Ning is the Wang family's only daughter. She has a boyfriend who will fall for the heroine of the original work and leave her to share the powerful heroine with her elder brother along with a few others. In the novel the heroine who was previously ugly and poor, awakens the power to control the dead. The original heroine is not a delicate flower but a powerful woman who rises with the change. She can turn zombies into her own skeleton army as long as they are not more powerful than her. Her face that was previously hideous because of a large birthmark is purified by her power to control the dead. It is an innate aura that is accumulated in her body over time and then she can send it out to control the minds of the dead. This energy is very good for her and cleans her system making her as beautiful as a goddess. This is partly why men are willing to share her in the apocalyse.

Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire. His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan. In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one that could upend the delicate balance of power in the empire and destroy them both. Torn between survival, betrayal and desire, Elian and Izan faced impossible choices. Could they defy the forces threatening to tear them apart, or would the empire crush their love before it even had a chance to begin? --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

"The missing ingredient is a test subject with Royal Blood..." Raven Kyzer, a Commoner boy, grew up in an orphanage along with his twin sister, after losing their mother at a young age, having never met their father. After being discovered to possess Royal blood, the twins are abducted by the Church of Persona. Raven is used as a test subject in an ancient form of Forbidden Magic, known as the Homunculus Ritual, while his sister goes missing in the clutches of the church. The Homunculus Ritual is conducted to turn Raven into a powerful but mindless Monster, a loyal weapon for the church with no sense of free will...but something goes wrong, the ritual fails to destroy Raven's mind and he escapes the clutches of the church. Furious at being turned into a Monster, Raven swears revenge against the church, determined to make them pay for what they did to him, as well as to rescue his sister from their clutches. But there's only so much he can do by himself, even with the new powers he gained through the Homunculus Ritual...that's when he has a fateful encounter with the nation's most wanted criminals, a group known as The Irregulars, who, like Raven, have their own reasons to despise and go after the church, as well as the corrupt Nobility that oppresses the Commoners. With their goals aligned, Raven decides to join The Irregulars, taking the first step on his long, arduous path to revenge... Instagram: @aimdaqs Discord Server: https://discord.gg/J497zhJb

He wanted to be accepted for who he was; a bastard. But the world was a cruel place for bastards, especially in the vampire realm of Eldoria. A vampire prince, born a bastard, was a disgrace not only to the royal family but the realm at large. And for that, Gabriel Sinclair grew up in harsh environs within the very castle his brother considered heaven. And as if being bastard was not enough wound to scar him and put him miles away from the throne, they made marry a human to seal the treaty between the two warring species. ***** Elena Thornhart always dreamt of venturing beyond the walls of Mysthaven. Since childhood, she had been confined in the castle of Mysthaven, safe from the vampire's reach. But not everything goes as planned. In an effort to save the nearly extinct human population, Andrian Thornhart, the human king and Elena's brother, offers her as the sacrificial lamb. Now Elena must navigate the treacherous Vampire court and royal family and protect her husband from his own kind. Little does she know her presence is set to unleash a side of Gabriel Sinclair that he never knew existed, a secret that might set the realm apart or unite it!

a bastard son of the king who craves for his birth right, a wanted assasin who enters the wrong country with a forbidden mark on her chest, forbidden romance, intense training and bag if tears, this novel is sure enough to make anyone crave for more, Lee Kwon is the illegitimate child of the king, isolated, rejected and alone, by chance he meets Eun Chen, a masked assasin who is popular for her killing spree and who is out for revenge against the royal family for killing her mother, when this two meet, they are both in a situation, if a gain and loss situation, will they preserve at the end, if you want to know, stay tuned to the royal bastard is my marionette

Eighty years have passed since the fall of the Aurelian Empire. Luke, once a ruthless and cold-blooded warrior, met his end during a war against a lone necromancer. However, his death was not the end. Resurrected as a living zombie by a mysterious mage, Luke has spent the last eight decades in hiding. When the mage orders him to step out and continue the unfinished chapter of his life, Luke resists—yet fate forces his hand. Reluctantly, he re-enters the world, struggling to navigate his existence as a creature caught between life and death. His world takes an unexpected turn when he encounters Lea Healen, a young woman and the descendant of an old friend from Luke's past. Their meeting is no accident—it's a destiny Luke has been desperately trying to avoid. But beneath this tangled fate lies another compelling reason for Luke to seek redemption: he is still hunting the necromancer who once destroyed his former life. As old enemies resurface and new complications arise, Luke's journey promises to be far more tangled and dangerous than he ever imagined. The Hijinks Return of The Bastard Undead.

In a world torn apart by monstrous invasions, humanity was granted divine powers to survive and fight back. For twelve years, people discovered their unique talents, from controlling elements to bending time. But for Aiden Cross, a 20-year-old living in the ruins of a broken city, the awakening never came

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

Maxwell is a professional sugar baby and otaku that got transported into a NTR eroge as the fat and ugly antagonist. [Ding! Thr Heroine Capturing System is online!] [The Main Character is Skinny and annoying as f*ck! Make him pay for this!!!] ]Daily Mission: Make 5 people consider Rope Maxing[ [Reward: + 3 centimeters in height] ]Daily Mission: Mog at least 3 people with A+ in looks[ [Reward: + 4 months of natural tren] "Elixirs? Nah I am all natural!" "He is 54 kg 5'3 ugly Ectomorph, how can he even attract women?" "100 Squats? Training legs? Are you right in the head?" "How dare you be femboy. Do you know how much testosterone you are wasting." "Hiding my power? No way I am hiding those things." Watch Max as he dominates the world of talent and cheat abilities with only the power of self improvement. ........................................................................ No BrainRot (NO yuri, NTR or Yaoi)

After ten years, Markos Moreno returns to Italy. A multi-billionaire magnate, sexy as sin and cocky as hell. Swearing revenge on Hayden family, destroying everything with only one aim. Markos vowed to make Valeria Hayden come back crawling to him on her knees. Stripped of her wealthy status to a nobody, Valeria walks up to Markos’ office. Exactly how Markos played his game. All Valeria wants from him is forgive her for what happened. However, Markos desires something else, to break her. Whereas, Valeria is determined to tame and seduce him, snatching her business back. An old flame burns twice. Thrice if she’s Valeria Hayden!

Amidst escalating Chinese aggression in the Pacific, Japan and the United States maintained their strong alliance, fully aware of the looming possibility of Taiwan facing an invasion. Japan, having emerged as an economic powerhouse in the Pacific after the Civil War and World War II, was viewed by China as a major obstacle to their expansionist ambitions. With Article 9 no longer in effect, recent developments indicated Japan's unwavering determination to defend Taiwan. The Japanese government considered their fleet of four carriers crucial in this regard. However, unforeseen circumstances would soon engulf both Japan and the United States, transporting them to a world where magic and dragons held fundamental significance. Embracing their new reality, Japan and the United States forged a fresh coalition, leveraging their influence and steadfast principles in this unfamiliar realm. In light of agreed-upon arrangements, the two nations embarked on a joint expeditionary force to explore the new world, fully aware that the likelihood of this world aligning with their coalition was slim. As they beheld the new world, Japan and America encountered conflicts and ongoing wars that surpassed the brutality of their previous reality. They navigated this unfamiliar land, seeking to establish themselves as influential entities. The new world would soon have the opportunity to learn from the experiences and ideals of Japan and America. Based on the series of Nihonkoku Shoukan. The story is now available on Scribble hub and Royal Road.

A young man, an avid fan of fantasy novels, dies in a freak accident and reincarnates into the world of his favorite book, The Warring Realms. To his dismay, he awakens as Cedric Wynthorne, the despised bastard son of a cruel duke. In the original story, Cedric was notorious for his arrogance and violent tendencies, leading to his untimely death at the hands of the protagonist. But now, armed with knowledge of the book's events and a mysterious System, Cedric resolves to live a better life—both for himself and for those around him.

Who doesn't want to have Escanor powers?!! The power to be the OP character and defeat all your enemies in a cool and badass way. Follow our Hero Aiden as he travels to another world and creates his own legend. Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/pCmYRbK ********************* Author note: This story is a rewrite to the previous one where Eros is the MC. Note that there will be changes especially in the first arc. Thank you and I hope that you follow the story just like the first one. Aiden note: I am now the Holder of the greatest power and you will make sure to follow this story

index for any kind of power skill or ability I think of will be added or powers I found interesting feel free to use any of them

This is the story of four friends who are happy and content with their lives, unaware of the deep darkness that lies ahead. Their world is about to change drastically because of the secrets buried in their ancestors' past. As they learn about their origins and uncover hidden truths, they will face unimaginable horrors and uncover the true nature of the world they thought they knew ‌This isn’t a story about simple kindness or a fairytale ending. Instead, it is a brutal exploration of reality—the darkness that lurks behind the facade of beauty. What appears to be a normal and happy place is, in fact, ruled by shadows and malice. These four friends are destined to encounter this ugly truth, revealing the hidden forces that govern everything. ‌ ‌For now, this is Malak’s story—a person who is unexpectedly thrown into the chaos and mysteries of this imperfect world. Will he rise above it all, victorious, or become just another pawn of destiny? Will he shape his own future or succumb to the inevitable? ‌ ‌They will discover the power that courses through their blood—ancient forces tied to the Demon Realm. But will that power save them, or will it be the very thing that consumes them?

A young boy became an ophan after the sudden disappearance of his parents leaving behind a phoenix pendant. Though his parents might be mysterious, the always told him stories of the world outside his small village. This was the beginning of a new turn in the life of Kai who want to find the reason behind his parents disappearance slowly but surely rising to the peak of this world where power decides everything Join Kai as he makes a name for himself among the upper echelon of this world. Hey guys! am a beginner writer although it may not meet up your initial expectations but I promise to improve as the novel progresses. Please you opinion is highly appreciated so feel free to give pointers.

prodigies of power: In a world where humans have harnessed prodigious energies, three individuals stand out among the rest: The Human Prodigy, who possesses unparalleled intelligence and mastery over technology; The Time and Space Prodigy, who can manipulate the fabric of reality itself; and The Creation and Destruction Prodigy, capable of shaping matter and annihilating it at will. In the technologically advanced world of Neo-Genesis, three extraordinary individuals stand at the forefront of a revolution that will shape the destiny of humanity. Dr. Alexis "Lex" Armstrong, a brilliant neuroscientist and psychologist, possesses the power of soul, spirit, and body, unlocking the true potential of the human mind. Kairos Nova, a mysterious wanderer with mastery over time and space, safeguards the cosmic balance against forces that seek to disrupt it. And Lysander Ember, an enigmatic artist and visionary, wields the power of creation and destruction to reshape the fabric of reality itself. As Neo-Genesis teeters on the brink of chaos, the prodigies are thrust into a world of intrigue and danger, where dark forces conspire to unravel the very foundations of society. From the shadowy depths of the city's underworld to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, they embark on a journey of discovery and self-discovery, confronting ancient mysteries and confronting their own inner demons along the way. But as their powers grow, so too does the magnitude of the challenges they face. A sinister cabal known as the Order of Shadows seeks to harness their abilities for nefarious purposes, plunging Neo-Genesis into a maelstrom of chaos and uncertainty. With the fate of the world hanging in the balance, the prodigies must unite to confront their greatest challenge yet—a battle against an enemy that threatens to consume them from within. Amidst the turmoil, alliances will be forged, betrayals will be revealed, and sacrifices will be made. And in the end, the prodigies will discover that their true strength lies not in their individual abilities, but in the bonds of friendship and camaraderie that bind them together. For only by standing united can they hope to overcome the darkness that threatens to engulf them and usher in a new era of hope and possibility for Neo-Genesis and all of humanity.

What will happen when someone is born as the most hated character they can ever imagine? Don't know? Then why not see what happens yourself when Zeph gets reborn as the character of a fat villain?

An extraordinary fantasy beyond her imagination awaits her. Would she survive? Let's look together.

Isaac is a young man from the outskirts of the village, who accidentally meets a group of adventurers who happen to stop by his village. A group of adventurers came to his village to kill wild animals from the Stultus Forest which always attacked the village area. Because of his closeness to the adventurer group, Isaac promised Einar, who was the leader of the adventurers, that he would become a great adventurer like them. Great power makes you strong, but a wise mind makes you alive. -Einar Ragnarsson

(idk why I wrote this but I hope you like it ;) It took quite a while for Basta to realise he truly was back... To the start of his hell. Will you join him as fixes his past mistakes, and makes new ones in the process? Poor cursed bastard. Everyone he ever loved has died. Before he found out they were all insane. Beware, there's a lot of Basta getting bullied by hot women, and bullying everyone else. Surely, this time, he'll be able to have a normal, peaceful life after saving the world, with the help of his two new skills, the knowledge of the past, right? Find out, if you really wish to. I can't stop you, now.

In a world where humans have powers, many use them for various purposes, good and evil. Our story takes us to a young teen named Jamal, who soon discovers that his extremely weak powers, are actually stronger than they really appear. However, the journey will be hard and difficult to muster up the strength and courage to master them and himself, as several foes exist to stop and elude him, including a man named Youden, whose plans and goals are mysterious and complex to many. What will become of Jamal, as the world around him develops and changes for the better or the worst? Will he continue to be worthless, or seek the legendary status of the Greats before him? Find out in the Powers Against The World! If you enjoy the books, feel free to share feedback or to others to me, as I do this for pure entertainment and to provide a solid book series within Webnovel. Thank you for your time and once again, enjoy the book! The cover was done by @Kurobart64! Feel free to check out more of their art at: https://twitter.com/Kurobart64?t=kfrsrjc3Q-457JUKl7c1bQ&s=09 Parental Warning Is For Violence & Suggestive Content! (Also aware of the many grammatical errors, especially in the earlier part of the series from 2 years ago, and likely due to the transfer from the separate books and auto-correction. It will be fixed and edited over time!)

Seperated from his family when he was just 1 year old lived in forest with beast unknown to his origin . Arin grew up in a small village no so called family that would take care of him , he never have anticipated that day would come where his life will completelt change ing his life.He will learn about magic which he never would have. A clue of the lost kingdom which while soling this mystery he will encounter about 7 taboo superpower information and a prophecy about information about hisself which completely change his world view.

Aldric Bloodrune, the scorned bastard son of the powerful Bloodrune Clan, has known only the cold sting of rejection. Born with a bloodline too strong to ignore yet too illegitimate to honor, he grew up under the shadow of the clan’s ruthless expectations. The legitimate children and noble peers scorned him, while his father, the merciless patriarch, kept him at arm’s length. But when his own blood betrayed him in the ultimate act of cruelty—striking him down to sever his claim—fate took a surprising turn. Reborn in his younger self, Aldric stands at the precipice of vengeance and power. This time, he vows to protect the only person who ever showed him compassion: Olivia Cartroute, the noble daughter of a neighboring clan who, despite the dangers, saw the humanity in him. In this new life, Aldric embraces his outcast identity, wielding it like a weapon. He learns the ancient, forbidden Bloodrune arts in secret, forging himself into a force that will not only defy the Bloodrune legacy but shatter it. Fueled by vengeance and tempered by loyalty, Aldric marches toward the day he will reclaim his destiny and finally face the father who took everything.

In a world where ancient powers awaken, india becomes the epicenter of an unprecedented crisis. Yohan, a young martial artist, finds himself thrust into a battle against supernatural beings endowed with the legendary Ashta Siddhis-eight divine powers capable of defying the very laws of nature. When a mysterious creature emerges from the ocean, defying gravity and causing chaos, Yohan and his friends steps up to protect the innocent.their bravery captures the world's attention, but it also puts them in the crosshairs of global governments desperate to understand and contain the threat