Vrchat Trolling

Les dragons et leur progéniture règnent sur le ciel, la terre et les mers... l'humanité survit dans les failles, rêvant d'une revanche. _____ La puissance vient de la bête que vous domptez. Loups, faucons, serpents, araignées, chimères, plus votre invocation est forte, plus votre avenir est radieux. Tant pis pour notre protagoniste. Quand tout le monde invoquait des salamandres, des aigles, des chiens troll (pas de doge) ou des tigres, il a eu... Eh bien, disons que la seule chose plus basse dans la chaîne alimentaire, c'est la terre. Raillé, harcelé, et vivant comme le bouc émissaire de chaque blague, il ne gagne pas vraiment. Mais abandonner n'est pas une option... Ses parents vieillissants ont tout vendu pour son « échec » de chance, et il ne laissera pas cela être inutile. Mais bon, c'est son histoire. Le dompteur de la plus faible des bêtes ? Voici la chose quand on est en bas : cela vous apprend à grimper. Et les dragons ? Il s'avère qu'ils commencent petits aussi. Alors que les royaumes s'effondrent sous la cupidité et les menaces extérieures, le plus faible des dompteurs commence son ascension. Suivez son parcours alors qu'il débloque un potentiel si rare, si terrifiant, qu'il mène aux dragons… Chaque branche évolutive mène aux plus forts 'SSS Dragons'. _______ Avertissement : Contient des dragons capables de détruire le monde, une revanche de l'outsider motivée par le ridicule, un protagoniste aux écailles de dragon, des nobles moralement discutables, des évolutions de créatures folles et assez de rebondissements pour vous faire vous demander si le plus faible est vraiment le plus chanceux. Un MC qui est prêt à prouver à tout le monde qu'il a tort… même si cela doit le tuer. Alerte spoiler : Ça ne le fera pas. Pour ceux qui aiment beaucoup s'amuser, celui-ci est pour vous. Si vous cherchez une histoire plus sombre, cherchez ailleurs (peut-être Utopian System (;) Celle-ci parle de s'amuser et de dompter les attentes. _______ Si vous voulez en savoir plus sur la couverture : Oui, c'est Luna, la FL... Sa peau et ses vêtements se transforment en écailles brillantes grâce à son pouvoir de dragon. Vous vous souvenez de Sailor Moon ? Les filles magiques ? Maintenant, imaginez si la tenue magique n'était pas une jolie robe, mais un véritable dragon ! Le dragon est la robe... Ce n'est pas juste de la mode ; c'est de la fusion. Les bêtes de haut niveau ont tendance à laisser leur marque, et Luna la porte comme une patronne, réalisant le coup de maître ultime. _______ Nous utiliserons le même Discord de mon premier livre, venez nous rejoindre ! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Tags frivoles qui semblent beaucoup importer à certains lecteurs : Pas de Yaoi, pas de Yuri, Possiblement Harem (Votez ! Je peux écrire l'un ou l'autre, et dans tous les cas, il y aura plusieurs filles. La seule différence est s'il en choisit une à la fin ou s'il prend la route "libérale".... la démocratie est vôtre !), Pas de NTR.

"Dragons and their spawn rule the skies, the land, and the seas... humanity survives in the cracks, dreaming of a comeback." _____ Power comes from the beast you tame. Wolves, hawks, snakes, spiders, chimeras, the stronger your summon, the brighter your future. Too bad for our protagonist. When everyone else summoned salamanders, eagles, troll dogs(not doge) or tigers, he got… Well, let’s just say the only thing lower on the food chain is dirt. Laughed at, bullied, and living as the butt of every joke, he’s not exactly winning. But giving up isn’t an option... His aging parents sold everything for his "failed" chance, and he won’t let it be for nothing. But hey, this is his story. The weakest beast tamer? Here’s the thing about being at the bottom: it teaches you how to climb. And dragons? Turns out they start small too. As kingdoms crumble under greed and external threats, the weakest tamer begins his rise. Follow his path as he unlocks a potential so rare, so terrifying, it leads to dragons… Every evolutionary line leads to the strongest ‘SSS Dragons’. _______ Warning: Contains world-ending dragons, ridicule-fueled underdog revenge, dragon-scaled protagonist, morally questionable nobles, insane creature evolutions and enough twists to make you wonder if weakest really means luckiest. A MC who’s out to prove everyone wrong… even if it kills him. Spoiler alert: It won’t. For those who love a whole lot of fun, this one’s for you. If you’re looking for a darker story, look somewhere else (Maybe Utopian System (;) This one’s about having fun and taming expectations. _______ If you want to know more about the cover: Yep, that's Luna, the FL... Her skin and clothes are morphing into shimmering scales from her dragon power. Remember Sailor Moon? Magical girls? Now imagine if the magical outfit wasn’t a cute dress, but an actual dragon! The dragon is the dress... It’s not just fashion; it’s fusion. High-level beasts tend to leave their mark, and Luna wears it like a boss, pulling off the ultimate power move. _______ We will use the same Discord from my first book, come join! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Silly tags that seem to matter a lot to some readers: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Possibly Harem (Vote! I can write either, and in any case, there will be multiple girls. The only difference is whether he chooses one in the end or goes the "liberal" route.... democracy is yours!), No NTR.

"Dragões e seus descendentes dominam os céus, a terra e os mares... a humanidade sobrevive nas brechas, sonhando com um retorno." O poder vem da besta que você doma. Lobos, falcões, serpentes, aranhas, quimeras, quanto mais forte sua invocação, mais brilhante seu futuro. Pena para o nosso protagonista. Quando todos os outros invocaram salamandras, águias, cães trolls (não doge) ou tigres, ele conseguiu... Bem, digamos que a única coisa mais baixa na cadeia alimentar é a terra. Zombado, intimidado e vivendo como o alvo de todas as piadas, ele não está exatamente ganhando. Mas desistir não é uma opção... Seus pais idosos venderam tudo para sua chance "fracassada", e ele não vai deixar que seja em vão. Mas bem, esta é a história dele. O domador de bestas mais fraco? Aqui está a coisa sobre estar no fundo: isso ensina você a escalar. E dragões? Acontece que eles também começam pequenos. À medida que reinos desmoronam sob a ganância e ameaças externas, o domador mais fraco começa sua ascensão. Siga seu caminho enquanto ele desbloqueia um potencial tão raro, tão aterrorizante, que leva a dragões... Cada linha evolutiva leva aos mais fortes 'Dragões SSS'. Aviso: Contém dragões que podem acabar com o mundo, vingança do azarão alimentada por ridículo, protagonista com escamas de dragão, nobres moralmente questionáveis, evoluções assustadoras de criaturas e tantas reviravoltas que você se perguntará se o mais fraco realmente significa o mais sortudo. Um protagonista que quer provar que todos estão errados... mesmo que isso o mate. Alerta de spoiler: Não vai. Para aqueles que adoram muita diversão, este é para você. Se você está procurando uma história mais sombria, procure em outro lugar (Talvez Sistema Utopiano (;) Este é sobre se divertir e domar expectativas. Se você quiser saber mais sobre a capa: Sim, essa é a Luna, a FL... A pele e as roupas dela estão se transformando em escamas cintilantes por causa de seu poder de dragão. Lembra da Sailor Moon? Garotas mágicas? Agora imagine se a roupa mágica não fosse um vestido fofo, mas um dragão de verdade! O dragão é o vestido... Não é apenas moda; é fusão. Bestas de alto nível tendem a deixar sua marca, e Luna usa isso como um chefe, realizando o movimento de poder supremo. Vamos usar o mesmo Discord do meu primeiro livro, venha se juntar! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 Etiquetas bobas que parecem importar muito para alguns leitores: Sem Yaoi, Sem Yuri, Possivelmente Harém (Vote! Posso escrever qualquer um, e em qualquer caso, haverá várias meninas. A única diferença é se ele escolhe uma no final ou segue a rota "liberal"... a democracia é sua!), Sem NTR.

Naga dan keturunannya menguasai langit, daratan, dan lautan... kemanusiaan bertahan di celah-celah, bermimpi untuk bangkit kembali. _____ Kekuatan berasal dari binatang yang kau jinakkan. Serigala, elang, ular, laba-laba, chimera, semakin kuat makhluk panggilanmu, semakin cerah masa depanmu. Sayangnya bagi protagonis kita. Ketika orang lain memanggil salamander, elang, anjing troll (bukan doge) atau harimau, dia mendapatkan… Yah, bisa dibilang satu-satunya makhluk yang lebih rendah dalam rantai makanan adalah tanah. Ditertawakan, dibully, dan hidup menjadi bahan lelucon, dia tidak benar-benar menang. Tapi menyerah bukanlah pilihan... Orang tuanya yang menua menjual segalanya untuk kesempatan "gagal"-nya, dan dia tidak akan membiarkan itu sia-sia. Tapi hei, ini adalah ceritanya. Penjinak binatang terlemah? Inilah hal tentang berada di dasar: itu mengajarkanmu cara mendaki. Dan naga? Ternyata mereka juga memulai dari yang kecil. Saat kerajaan runtuh di bawah keserakahan dan ancaman luar, penjinak terlemah mulai bangkit. Ikuti jalannya saat dia membuka potensi yang sangat langka, begitu menakutkan, itu membawa ke naga… Setiap garis evolusi mengarah pada 'Naga SSS' terkuat. _______ Peringatan: Mengandung naga yang dapat mengakhiri dunia, balas dendam underdog yang didorong oleh ejekan, protagonis bersisik naga, bangsawan dengan moral dipertanyakan, evolusi makhluk gila dan cukup banyak kejutan untuk membuatmu bertanya-tanya apakah 'terlemah' sebenarnya berarti paling beruntung. MC yang berniat membuktikan bahwa semua orang salah… bahkan jika itu membunuhnya. Peringatan spoiler: Tidak akan. Untuk mereka yang menyukai banyak kesenangan, yang satu ini untukmu. Jika kau mencari cerita yang lebih gelap, cari di tempat lain (Mungkin Sistem Utopian (; ) Yang ini tentang bersenang-senang dan menjinakkan ekspektasi. _______ Jika Anda ingin tahu lebih banyak tentang sampulnya: Ya, itu Luna, si FL... Kulit dan pakaiannya berubah menjadi sisik berkilauan dari kekuatan naganya. Ingat Sailor Moon? Gadis ajaib? Sekarang bayangkan jika pakaian magis itu bukan gaun imut, tetapi naga sungguhan! Naga adalah pakaian itu... Ini bukan hanya fashion; ini adalah fusi. Binatang level tinggi cenderung meninggalkan jejak mereka, dan Luna memakainya seperti bos, melakukan gerakan kekuatan pamungkas. _______ Kami akan menggunakan Discord yang sama dari buku pertama saya, ayo bergabung! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Tag konyol yang tampaknya penting bagi beberapa pembaca: Tidak ada Yaoi, Tidak ada Yuri, Mungkin Harem (Voting! Saya bisa menulis salah satu, dan dalam hal apapun, akan ada beberapa gadis. Satu-satunya perbedaan adalah apakah dia memilih satu pada akhirnya atau pergi ke "jalur liberal".... demokrasinya milikmu!), Tidak ada NTR.

Tian Shen was your average unordinary guy—living a monotonous life. One day, fate (or rather, Truck-kun) decided to grant his wish… by sending him flying into another world at 120 km/h. When he woke up again, he found himself in the body of an outer disciple of the Beast Taming Sect. His talent? Nonexistent. His reputation? Of a molester’s. Just when he thought he was doomed to be cannon fodder, a golden screen appeared before him. 『Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have activated the Attribute System.』 『Congrats host, you killed 5th stage of body refining realm cultivator and gained Qi points ×30.』 『Congrats host, you killed 1th stage of Qi refining realm cultivator and gained Luck points ×80.』 『Absorbed white Attribute orb, gained 1-star sword.』 『Absorbed golden Attribute orb, gained divine Artifact.』 Tian Shen: “…Huh?” Armed with his new system, Tian Shen embarks on a ridiculous journey—casually strolling through battlefields to collect fallen attributes, dodging cultivation technique manuals (which drop on his head), and even trolling young masters into fighting just to farm their stats. But as he levels up in the most absurd way possible, he soon realizes… is he cheating too much? Because now, heavenly tribulations, ancient sects, and hidden experts are all eyeing him. Tian Shen: I am favored by the AUTHOR of this book, you lots can't even handle my shoes. *Rumble**Crackle* Again Tian Shen: I-i was just joking, don't take it seriously. **BOOM**

The inhabitants of Valriius summoned a group of students to fight back against an impending invasion. Heroes were chosen, destinies shaped. But Oxyquin was never meant to be there. A genius, popular, and well-rounded, sure—but in the grand design of fate, he was just another extra.Just a cog in the machine of the world. Until fate—or rather, a glitch in reality—decided otherwise. One moment, he was about to confess to the girl he liked. The next, he was swallowed by a cosmic accident, dragged into a world of summoned heroes, legendary powers, and an unforgiving hierarchy of strength. Unlike the chosen, Oxy wasn’t supposed to be transmigrated. He was a mistake. A mistake given the most forgettable ability: Power (C-class). A small enhancement. Nothing more. While others gained divine weapons, psychic powers, and legendary summons, he was barely acknowledged. Not mocked. Not ridiculed. Just ignored. From an extra to the extra of extras… until the day everything changed. A training accident. A fall off a cliff. An ancient dragon’s cave. He entered the cave as an Extra. He exited as the Dragon Spawn. With a new identity, better understanding of his power, and a dangerously playful streak, Oxy is ready to shake the world. The transmigrators think he’s some legendary warrior, the Hero fears him, and the forces of Valriius don’t know whether to worship or eliminate him. One thing’s for sure—Oxy is going to enjoy every second of this. Mc personality: Trolling. Master troller. Disclaimer: MC is a genius, but he won’t use his smarts in fights. Rather he prefers to muscle through, and save his few brain cells for trolling and pranks.

—Qiao An, siempre has sido inteligente, seguro que puedes salvarte incluso si te dejo con los secuestradores. Pero Wei Xin no puede —le había dicho a su esposa. De este incidente, Qiao An finalmente se dio cuenta de los verdaderos sentimientos de su esposo. Dejada a su suerte, eligió saltar de un edificio en ruinas. Para el horror del desgraciado, después de que su supuestamente obediente esposa fue dada de alta del hospital, comenzó a llover venganza sobre él y su chica de ensueño. Estaba completamente abrumado. Después de perderlo todo, se dio cuenta de que nunca se debe provocar a las mujeres inteligentes. Decidió reconciliarse con su esposa. Sin embargo, ¡su esposa había encontrado una nueva vida con su tío!

``` #amouraprèsangoisse Lorsque sa femme et la fille de ses rêves furent kidnappées en même temps, il décida de sauver sa fragile dulcinée et laissa sa dévouée épouse aux mains des ravisseurs. Il avait dit à sa femme : "Qiao An, tu as toujours été intelligente, certainement que tu sauras te sauver même si je te laisse avec les kidnappeurs. Mais Wei Xin, elle, ne le pourra pas." Cet incident permit enfin à Qiao An de réaliser les véritables sentiments de son mari. Laissée à elle-même, elle choisit de sauter d'un immeuble en ruine. À l'horreur du salaud, après que sa supposée obéissante épouse sortit de l'hôpital, elle commença à lui faire pleuvoir une vengeance sur lui et sa dulcinée. Il était complètement dépassé. Après avoir tout perdu, il comprit qu'il ne fallait jamais provoquer une femme intelligente. Il décida de se réconcilier avec sa femme. Cependant, sa femme avait trouvé une nouvelle vie avec son oncle ! ```

# amoraposraiva Quando sua esposa e a mulher dos seus sonhos foram sequestradas ao mesmo tempo, ele escolheu salvar sua frágil mulher dos sonhos e deixou sua devotada esposa nas mãos dos sequestradores. Ele havia dito à sua esposa, “Qiao An, você sempre foi inteligente, com certeza pode se salvar mesmo que eu te deixe com os sequestradores. Mas Wei Xin não consegue.” Deste incidente, Qiao An finalmente percebeu os verdadeiros sentimentos de seu marido. Deixada para se virar sozinha, ela optou por pular de um prédio em ruínas. Para o terror do canalha, depois que sua supostamente obediente esposa teve alta do hospital, ela começou a derramar vingança sobre ele e sua mulher dos sonhos. Ele foi completamente sobrecarregado. Depois de perder tudo, ele percebeu que mulheres inteligentes nunca devem ser provocadas. Ele decidiu se reconciliar com sua esposa. No entanto, sua esposa havia encontrado uma nova vida com seu tio!

``` # cintasetelahkesal Ketika istrinya dan gadis pujaannya diculik pada saat yang sama, dia memilih untuk menyelamatkan gadis pujaannya yang rapuh dan meninggalkan istrinya yang setia kepada para penculik. Dia telah berkata kepada istrinya, “Qiao An, kau selalu pintar, pastinya kau bisa menyelamatkan dirimu sendiri meskipun aku meninggalkanmu bersama para penculik. Tapi Wei Xin tidak bisa.” Dari kejadian ini, Qiao An akhirnya menyadari perasaan sebenarnya suaminya. Tertinggal sendiri, dia memilih untuk melompat dari bangunan yang reyot. Menjadi mimpi buruk bagi si bajingan, setelah istri patuhnya keluar dari rumah sakit, dia mulai menghujani balas dendam pada suaminya dan gadis pujaannya. Dia benar-benar kewalahan. Setelah dia kehilangan segalanya, dia menyadari bahwa wanita cerdas tidak seharusnya diundang amarahnya. Dia memutuskan untuk berbaikan dengan istrinya. Namun, istrinya telah menemukan kehidupan baru dengan pamannya! ```

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

Viktoria Hale, a top neurosurgeon, loses her only family-her sister. Guilt ridden and broken, she jumps from a highway bridge into a river. Expecting to find peace in death, instead, she wakes up in the body Scarlett Vaughn, a hated, rich socialite who just died during childbirth. Now trapped in the body of a stranger and also has an infant, a fragile newborn that depends on her completely. Surrounded by people who either hate her or want something from her and the toxic media, online trolls and the relentless paparazzi who are out to trash her. She has to figure everything out by herself with absolutely no memory of Scarlett's past. And at the center of it all is him, Oakley Neil Bellingham, Scarlett's cold, dangerously powerful husband, the richest man in the Empire, the CEO to Bellingham Winery (BH Wine Empire). But there's one problem, He hates Scarlett!

Sylas never expected reincarnation, let alone waking up as a forest troll—one of the most hated and hunted races in the Isle of Eldora. In a world ruled by dungeons, legendary beasts, and ruthless adventurers, survival is a challenge, but Sylas refuses to be just another monster to be slain. Armed with cunning, adaptability, and a mischievous Lemure sidekick, Sylas embarks on a journey to defy fate, protect his tribe, and carve out a place in a world that sees him as nothing more than a beast. Slaying monsters, evolving his abilities, and outwitting enemies—he’ll prove that even a troll can rise above his cursed existence. But in a land where power defines destiny, can an outcast monster become a legend?

Ninah uma linda fada de cabelos pretos tem um dom nato, ela consegue usar truques mentais, sendo da realeza nunca passou por dificuldades, apesar de ter um rígido ensino, após chegar a maioridade ditada pelo reino ela é treinada e posta em reclusão, dado o tempo alguém vem a porta buscá-la, e para sua surpresa seu velho amigo está esperando para levá-la para a cerimônia de iniciação, passando pela iniciação, Ninah recebe sua primeira missão, tendo que reunir seus companheiros para continuar o teste que definiram não só o futuro dela como rainha, mas também o futuro de todo o reino e o equilíbrio com o mundo humano. Entre seus companheiros estão, uma sereana, um elfo guerreiro, e três humanos, cada um irá contribuir para a missão com suas próprias qualidades, nessa mistura de mundos e seres, muita coisa pode acontecer, como intrigas e romances, além de enfrentar perigos na jornada como bruxas do mar, orks, trolls e muito mais.

Elio Stardret dies betrayed by those he had always been so kind to, only to find himself transmigrated into a body of a king who is going through the same kind of betrayal. To avoid meeting the same fate, he vows to only do what benefits him. To indulge in everything the selfish society of his previous life brainwashed him to stay away from. Luckily, now he has a system that can help him achieve this. *Ding  [Claim a Queen and Earn Rewards System activated!] [Infatuating any queen gives you power over her kingdom and ability to earn more Purchasing Power Points... simply, PPP.] [PPP are points with which you can buy anything you have seen. Everything, even from your previous life.] 'Wait! I can even buy a phone and troll the people who betrayed me? Damn! I'm gonna give these mofos some hell!'

Jaden Rook, a 22-year-old gaming addict and master of min-maxing RPGs, dies in a ridiculous accident involving a vending machine and a runaway truck. Instead of heading to the afterlife, he gets isekai’d into Arcadia, a fantasy world with magic, monsters, and kingdoms at war. Excited to finally live out his power fantasy, Jaden is given a customizable system that lets him break reality. The catch? The system is a sarcastic, trolling AI that nerfs him for fun, gives him humiliating challenges, and forces him into absurd scenarios before unlocking his true power. SNEAK PEAK: I didn’t expect to die today. But as I lay on the cold pavement, crushed between a vending machine and an outofcontrol delivery truck, I had only one thought: This is the dumbest way to die. A moment ago, I had just been trying to shake loose a stuck soda. Then, BAM! Instant roadkill. As my vision faded, the last thing I saw was the smug grin of the vending machine, as if mocking me. When I opened my eyes, I was no longer on the pavement. Instead, I floated in a pristine, glowing void. Before me hovered an old man with a white beard, a golden toga, and the same deadpan expression as a DMV worker. “Oh, great,” I muttered. “I’m dead, aren’t I?” “Yes,” the old man said, stroking his beard. “And you have been chosen for reincarnation in another world.” My eyes widened. “Wait. Hold up. Are you telling me… I’m getting isekai’d? Like in the anime?” The old man nodded. “Indeed. You have been selected to wield a powerful system, one that will grant you abilities beyond mortal comprehension.” I fistpumped. “Hell yeah! Overpowered skills, here I come!” The old man coughed. “Yes, well… about that.” I narrowed my eyes. “What do you mean, about that?” “You see, we have too many reincarnators lately. We can’t just be handing out godtier powers like candy anymore.” I folded my arms. “Okay, so what are we talking? A slightly nerfed cheat? A balanced growth system?” The old man looked away. “You’ll… figure it out.” My stomach dropped. “Oh, hell no. You’re about to scam me, aren’t you?” “I would never!” the old man said, voice dripping with totally believable innocence. “Now, off you go!”

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- Chapter are going to be super short so don't complain.

"Where’s your flying broom?" "Ah, I already turned it into a chair. Sitting on a wooden stick make my groin hurt." Under the night sky stands Mistheaven Academy, a school filled with mystery. A young boy who shouldn't exist in this world walks through the night to attend the academy. The dim starlight guides him to unravel the academy's mysteries, one by one. Revealing the bloody tragedies that have occurred throughout human history.

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Embark on an epic journey with Captain Demetrius and his diverse crew as they battle Trolls, face off against the Giant, and confront the Evil Lord threatening their world. With each member showcasing unique abilities and facing personal trials, the crew's unity is tested as they uncover family secrets, acquire new powers, and prepare for a final showdown. Join them in a thrilling adventure filled with action, mystery, and camaraderie as they strive to save the world and discover their true strength.

Everybody knows middle school is full of terrifying surprises! Eleven-year-old, Monty Moonshine, dreaded going to his new middle school, in Stone Heart. Because he is a troublemaker, he gets away with everything. After pulling a prank in school in gym class, the principal and his parents send him away. Only to learn the true nature of his discipline would be to unleash his real monster spirit. By awakening a strange exchange student whose sleeping in the school basement. If the vampire girl, Traci Troll, wakes up, she'll hunt the middle grade students until they all become undead vampires. Monty and Traci discover their teachers aren't exactly from this planet. It's up to Monty and Traci to help the kids prepare for an alien invasion. Before the mortal human beings in their home town discover their middle school is anything but a serious mistake. Monty's parents try to drop him out of before the end of the semester. Or they may never want to learn the frightening truth that aliens are invading their middle school. The young students must survive the invasion before graduation. Because the aliens will rule the ghoul school and take victory in their celebration. And the grown-ups might not get along with the alien leader who is very mad at them for not believing they exist. The aliens want to show they can be friendly, too. To help the mortal human beings in the small town to make believe in their existence. So aliens can make anybody believe in supernatural life forces. It's all about believing and understanding the purpose of the alien leader who wants to take over middle school. Not before the young students discover the aliens have a weakness. To get them to get along with the human race. Or the school will attract ghouls to take the student's life force so the aliens can invade middle school. While the grown-ups face with the faculty members to gain knowledge about why they study about monster life. To keep them a secret against young children with a dark gifted purpose.

A lightning strike transmigrated Zu An into another world. In that world, he was known as the tr*sh of Brightmoon City, but for some reason, he was married to the gorgeous and highly talented daughter of the Chu clan? What? I’m a transmigrator but I don’t have any talent for cultivation? Why are there so many people out for my life? And most importantly of all, how in the world did I get on the bed of my sister-in-law on my wedding night?! It was a nightmarish starting point for Zu An, but fortunately, as a famed keyboard warrior in his previous life, the world gave him a keyboard in this life too so that he could turn things around. Through his trolling and flaming, he shall stand atop the corpses of his burned enemies and rise to the top of the world! ——————————————————————————— All credit goes to author -Monk of the Six Illusions.

Marrying Zeath Lupin was a blessing until he ditched Mellow at a family dinner for his pregnant girlfriend. But the actions she took only led to a deadly situation. Something that would end her alongside the life growing within her—a child Zeath doesn’t deserve. She ran for dear life after faking her death. But she was bound to return as Zeath’s only means to an end in disguise. Would he recognize her? Would she accept his apology if he ever gave one? And what happened when the threat she once fled from rekindled, endangering her and her child’s lives once more? ~ “Do you know how much I wished you wouldn’t come near me, even... touch me?” Zeath drones on. “All those cuddles, kisses, and affection? They all made my skin crawl—like a troll embracing its victim before gobbling them. One can only imagine how much it stinks. You’re no different. You merely caught my attention because you were a self-absorbed twonk, and we needed to test if you even had the heart to love another.” “We?” I croak out. Then Zeath’s fingers trail gently along my face, his eyes glinting with pure poison, and his voice no better. “Poor Mellow, it’s all a dare, a gratifying one. Divorce or not, it’s your choice.”

As the First Age of Eldoria comes to an end, the races of the world stand upon the precipice of a new era. After centuries of war, fragile alliances have been forged between elves, dwarves, orcs, trolls, and the ever-ambitious humans. Peace, though tenuous, seems within reach as Emperor Alric Vandarion rises to unite the kingdoms of men and establish an era of stability. But in the distant Veil-shrouded South, a long-forgotten kingdom stirs. Before recorded history, the forsaken kingdom of Varethane thrived, its people wielding dark sorcery under the guidance of a Renegade God, Xerathis. Their king, Malakar the Eternal, sought immortality, but in his ambition, he was deceived. Instead of eternal life, he and his people were cursed, trapped between life and death, bound to the Veil—a mystical barrier that separates the mortal realm from the horrors beyond. For centuries, the kingdom lay hidden beneath its shroud. But now, the Veil is thinning.

When Lu Yuan opened his eyes to a parallel world, his "loving" girlfriend demanded a skyrocketing bride price and emotionally blackmailed him into funding her freeloading brother. His response? "Let's break up." Then came the God Tycoon System with two divine rules: Unlimited money flows like water. Every splurge unlocks wilder rewards – from reality-bending talismans to celebrity harem candidates. Now, as Lu crushes gold-diggers with luxury car keys and trolls arrogant bankers with billion-yuan deposits, he discovers the ultimate truth: In this world, cash isn't king... it's the entire damn chessboard. Buckle up for a spending spree where every purchase is a power-up!

# loveafterangst Als seine Frau und seine Traumfrau zur gleichen Zeit entführt wurden, entschied er sich, seine zerbrechliche Traumfrau zu retten und überließ seine treue Frau den Entführern. Er hatte zu seiner Frau gesagt: "Qiao An, du warst schon immer klug, du kannst dich sicher retten, auch wenn ich dich den Entführern überlasse. Aber Wei Xin kann das nicht." Durch diesen Vorfall erkannte Qiao An endlich die wahren Gefühle ihres Mannes. Auf sich allein gestellt, entschied sie sich für einen Sprung von einem baufälligen Gebäude. Zum Entsetzen des Mistkerls begann seine vermeintlich gehorsame Frau, nachdem sie aus dem Krankenhaus entlassen worden war, Rache an ihm und seiner Traumfrau zu nehmen. Er war völlig überwältigt. Nachdem er alles verloren hatte, wurde ihm klar, dass man kluge Frauen niemals provozieren sollte. Er beschloss, sich mit seiner Frau zu versöhnen. Doch seine Frau hatte ein neues Leben mit seinem Onkel gefunden!

Before the veil was ever known, the world of Eldoria was torn apart by war. The once-united elves fractured into warring kingdoms, their pride and ambition driving them into endless conflict. The dwarves, masters of stone and steel, waged brutal wars beneath the mountains, their clans divided over ancient grudges. The giants, lords of the skies and peaks, clashed in a battle for dominion, while the orcs and trolls fought for survival in the unforgiving swamps and wastelands. For centuries, blood stained the lands as each race sought power, vengeance, and survival. But as the fires of war raged, something far more sinister stirred in the shadows. In the depths of forgotten tombs and cursed lands, the dead began to rise. Their hollow eyes glowed with an eerie light, their voices whispered of a long-lost king—and soon, all of Eldoria would tremble before the return of an ancient darkness.

Trash-talking fictional characters online was supposed to be harmless. But when Calvin- a relentless troll- went overboard, he gets thrown into a world where willpower is everything, as some kinda divine retribution. A world where belief empowered, doubt condemned and the strong impose their will on reality itself. The worst part? he’s soulbound to the very character he spent years relentlessly trashing. A supposed weak, useless and utterly hopeless girl. if she dies, so does he. With his only hopes of breaking free of the shackles binding them together, helping her rise to the pinnacle of power.

What if you wake up on the morning of your fifteenth birthday to discover a system screen floating over your head? It means you are a Mystic, one of the hundred people born each year who have access to the Celestial system and powers of the universe. What if when you go to get registered as a Mystic at their Academy you discover that all the slots are taken? There are already a hundred mystics in the system. You are a strange anomaly that has never happened in a billion years. Well, you must be none other than Xavier Xerxes. The weird teenager who was bullied for his strange white skin, long snowy hair and pink eyes is now also a Mystic who shouldn't exist. It couldn't have gotten any worse for him. Now he has to attend Celestial Academy to get basic training in leveling up and growing into the full potentials of his powers so he can slay demons and battle monsters from real to realm. He has the opportunity to grow from a human to an Immortal, saving the world along the way. Cool, right? But there's one little problem. Xavier doesn't do anything that could pass off as stressful. No, he prefers to read books in the library. He loves to write stories and poems. He cries through romantic movies. He has never walked farther than a meter in his life. No sporting activity whatsoever. He hates violence. Now they expect him to carry a sword. He is supposed to turn his body into a weapon of destruction, and his mind into a fortress of power. What the hell? How is he expected to survive a day at Celestial Academy when he has been home schooled since he was a child? How is he supposed to kill a bloodthirsty troll when he is scared of spiders? Exercise drills, push ups, war games...meditating? Never before in his life! Right. We all have to wait and see. Hopefully he'll find a way not to die on the first day.

The Digital Descent: A Journey Through Social Media's Nine Circles of Hell In the age of likes, shares, and endless scrolling, the digital landscape has become a reflection of humanity’s darkest impulses. For Durante, a man who has always tried to navigate the treacherous waters of social media with care, the line between the virtual and the real world suddenly shatters when he’s pulled into an infernal journey unlike any other. After a single reckless action by a powerful social media influencer, Durante finds himself trapped in the heart of a twisted underworld—a place where the sins of the digital age are laid bare. Guided by a mysterious, ancient figure who understands the deep roots of this new hell, Durante must navigate the nine circles of social media’s most insidious depths. Each circle reveals a new horror: from the vanity of endless selfies to the deception of fake news, from the wrathful clashes of online trolls to the treacherous betrayals of influencers who sell their souls for fleeting fame. With each step, Durante uncovers the chilling truths about how social media has corrupted the human mind, warping reality into a nightmarish landscape of manipulation and control. But this is more than just a journey through a digital dystopia—it's a reflection on the very soul of humanity and the world’s submission to the unseen forces behind the streams. As Durante descends deeper into this hellish world, he must confront not only the demons of the digital age but also the shadows within his own heart. The Digital Descent: A Journey Through Social Media's Nine Circles of Hell is a gripping, thought-provoking exploration of the impact of social media on our lives, our minds, and our world. A modern-day Dante’s Inferno, it offers a sobering look at the consequences of our digital obsessions and the path to redemption—or destruction—that lies ahead.