Hilary Shepard Divatox

Welcome to a world of swords, sorcery, and supreme identity crises. Kaen Vale was nobody. A pub-crawling barfly with more bruises than brain cells, he spent his days chasing cheap ale and losing bets to retired mercenaries. Life wasn’t perfect, but at least it wasn’t magical—until one day he opened his eyes and found himself wearing the crown, the robes, and the terrifying reputation of the world’s most feared tyrant: Rael Ithos, the Archmage King. There’s just one tiny problem: Kaen can’t cast a single spell. Waking up in the middle of an assassination attempt, Kaen barely dodges death by playing the world’s most outrageous bluff. With a talking cloak (Mimic) whispering fashion advice and ancient secrets in his ear, a suspiciously loyal commander watching his every move, and a sword-swinging heroine hell-bent on fulfilling a prophecy that ends with his decapitation, Kaen has exactly zero room to breathe. Or fail. To survive, he must master the deadliest court in the realm, fake magical genius, unravel cosmic conspiracies, and maybe—just maybe—become a better ruler than the tyrant he replaced. But with every choice, every lie, and every flash of Rael’s haunting memories clawing at the back of his mind, Kaen is starting to wonder: Was Rael truly a villain? And if Kaen wears the mask long enough... will he still be Kaen underneath? --- Prepare for: Court politics served with sarcasm and sabotage. A talking cloak with sass, secrets, and style. Enemies who flirt with their blades (and sometimes their hearts). Explosions. So many magical explosions Kaen definitely did not cause (okay, maybe a few). This is a tale of mistaken identity, reluctant heroism, and the absurd joy of bluffing your way through an apocalypse. It’s the kind of story where the protagonist doesn’t get a cheat system, the villain’s plan actually makes sense, and nobody’s getting overpowered because they ate a fruit, read a scroll, or tripped on a dragon bone. Fans of political fantasy, magical mysteries, and snarky underdogs with zero qualifications—this story is for you. Kaen Vale didn’t sign up to rule the world... ...but if the crown fits, fake it till the throne stops spinning. --- Tags: Fantasy, Action, Reincarnation, Kingdom Building, Magic School (sort of), Enemies-to-Reluctant-Allies, Secret Identity, No-Magic Main Character, Cloak with More Personality Than the MC, Final Boss Energy --- Perfect for readers who love: Overlord meets The Emperor’s New Groove Schemes that backfire in glorious, hilarious ways Magical girl-level transformations, but for tyrants Prophecies that need therapy Found families, reluctant friendships, and morally confused mages --- A refreshing change of pace from the usual “I died and became a god in three chapters” template. If you’re tired of protagonists collecting harems faster than they level up, or villains that turn good because the main character smiled at them once—welcome. Updates twice weekly. Bring snacks, lower expectations, and enjoy the ride.

‘It felt like venom was being injected through the bite. It felt like Ethan’s very soul, his life force was being drained along with every drop of blood. It felt like he was being scorched in the eternal flames of Hell. But Ethan still didn’t let go of the Vampire girl. He kept pressing her head tightly against his neck…‘ ………… The Vampire’s Bloodbound follows Ethan Duong, a high school junior from Class 11D at Harmony High. After saving a dying Vampire girl by letting her drink his blood, Ethan becomes a “Bloodbound” - a human bound to a Vampire by blood, will, and fate. From that day on, his once-normal school life starts spiraling out of control. Strange, hilarious, terrifying, and romantic things begin to unfold, dragging Ethan into a hidden world of blood, secrets, and creatures that do not belong in this world.

Seventeen-year-old Wes Walker is a goofy, sharp-witted, game-obsessed high schooler who’d rather play his handheld shooter than pay attention in class. His childhood best friend, the fiery tsundere Scarlett Hayes, acts annoyed by him—but secretly harbors a long-standing crush. One fateful afternoon, their daily walk home is cut short when a speeding truck ends their lives. But death isn't the end—it's just the beginning. Waking up in the celestial domain of the dazzling goddess Lady Seraphina Lumeria, Wes and Scarlett are offered a second chance at life... in a new world of swords, sorcery, and monsters. They get to choose their own classes—and while Scarlett becomes a fierce swordswoman, Wes's eyes gleam at a unique option: Magic Gunslinger, a class never seen before. Armed with a sentient goddess-forged revolver named Reveria, infused with all elemental affinities, Wes embarks on a chaotic, hilarious, and action-packed journey. From the moment they arrive in a lush forest and save a princess from a monster ambush, the duo is swept into a whirlwind of dungeons, quests, and world-shaping battles. Wes quickly gains a reputation—not as a hero, but as an antihero. Ruthless in battle yet charmingly eccentric outside of it, he becomes known as the Bullet Reaper—a battle junkie with a devil-may-care grin and unmatched marksmanship. As he rises through the ranks of the adventurer's guild, he builds a diverse harem of demon queens, noble ladies, goddesses, and more—each drawn to his wild heart and unpredictable soul. Whether he's helping cities, liberating slaves, outwitting corrupt churches, or accidentally stumbling into political marriages, one thing is certain: trouble always finds Wes Walker. But with Reveria at his side, bullets blazing, and a dream to become the greatest magic gunslinger in history, he's ready to carve his legend across this new world. Action. Comedy. Romance. Chaos. This is the outrageous story of the first-ever Magic Gunslinger—Wes Walker—and the unforgettable legacy he leaves behind.

In a world still reeling from the shadows of past wars, Izumi Senju is more than just a handsome face and a natural genius; he's the last male survivor of the legendary Senju clan. Growing up in Konoha, his bond with the vibrant and spirited Kushina Uzumaki was forged in childhood, blossoming into a love so undeniable even the prodigious Minato Namikaze quietly conceded. On his eighteenth birthday, Izumi's life takes a dramatic, if slightly awkward, turn. A mysterious entity, the "Many Children's Many Blessing System," awakens within him, bestowing the legendary Wood Style, a formidable Senju Physique, and mastery over Senju Sage Mode as a starter gift. But the System comes with an unprecedented catch: his power, including astonishing chakra boosts and a myriad of random abilities, is directly tied to the number of children he fathers. With Kushina by his side – a woman fiercely dedicated to him and the ambitious goal of recreating the Senju clan from scratch – Izumi embarks on a journey that will redefine the ninja world. As he navigates the hilarious, heartwarming, and often "cringe" realities of expanding his unique family, he must also contend with the political machinations of other clans, the ethical implications of his power, and the sheer chaos of a life where every romantic encounter has profound, chakra-doubling consequences. The Progenitor's Bloom is an 18+ harem drama that blends action, romance, and a healthy dose of humor, exploring how one man's destined lineage and an eccentric System will shape the future of the Senju, Konoha, and perhaps, the entire shinobi world.

"I want a divorce," Xia Yuqing declared, placing the signed papers on her husband's desk. His response? "Pay up 50 million for breaching the marriage contract... or make my mother despise you." Once a powerful empress in her past life, Xia Yuqing has now transmigrated into the body of a woman with the same name, bound in a loveless contract marriage. Fed up and desperate for freedom, she decides to do both: become a money-making machine and a mother-in-law's worst nightmare. But her plans start to hilariously backfire when her cold, distant husband suddenly begins to fall for her. And there's a catch—he looks just like the emperor, her husband from her past life. Now, what will Xia Yuqing do when her cold husband demands a chance at their relationship? Will the once-powerful empress choose her freedom, or will she surrender to the love she never saw coming? *** This is my discord link: https://discord.gg/KSNFUJD

Reincarnation of the Magicless Pinoy: "No Magic?, No Problem!" Rowan Elian Grey was a former Philippine Army Ranger, trained in combat and tactical operations. He had seen his fair share of battles, from counter-terrorism missions to humanitarian aid deployments. His skills in marksmanship, hand-to-hand combat, and strategic planning made him a formidable opponent. After leaving the military, Rowan worked as a private security consultant, taking on high-risk missions that required his unique set of skills. It was during one such mission that he found himself in a tense standoff with terrorists holding hostages in a high-rise building in downtown Manila. With his exceptional training and quick thinking, Rowan infiltrated the building, taking out the terrorists one by one. He navigated through the smoke-filled hallways, his gun at the ready, until he finally reached the rooftop where the hostages were being held. In the end, Rowan's heroics came at a great cost. A bomb went off, and his life was cut short. And then... SHABAM! Rowan found himself reborn into a world where magic and fantasy creatures roamed free. But here's the twist - he's still without magic, and he's got to navigate this strange new world with nothing but his wits and his trusty gun. As he navigates this unfamiliar world, Rowan must rely on his resourcefulness and cunning to survive. When a group of bandits tries to rob him, one of them swings his stick at Rowan, prompting him to quip, "What can you do? Hit me with that stick?" Rowan responds with a single shot, and the bandits leader falls to the ground. "Yeah, I'll stab you with my bullets!" Rowan says with a smirk. Armed with his sharp instincts and a healthy dose of humor, Rowan proves that even without magic, he's a force to be reckoned with. Join him on his hilarious and action-packed journey as he shows the world that being magicless doesn't mean being powerless. #connected universe!

Zayan Khan is the cold-hearted CEO of Khan Enterprises — a man who breathes spreadsheets, scowls for fun, and hasn’t smiled since childhood. Raised by distant, workaholic parents, Zayan has learned one rule: never get distracted. Especially not by messy, emotional humans. Enter Andaleeb Shah — a tea-obsessed, chaos-attracting intern with a sweet tooth and no filter. She’s the exact opposite of Zayan: carefree, talkative, always late, and always munching on something. But behind her clumsy charm and contagious smile… she’s hiding a cosmic secret. Because Andaleeb? She’s not from Earth. And she has powers no one must ever see — especially not in a security-filled corporate building. Every time she meets Zayan, something goes hilariously wrong: spilled coffee, jammed elevators, public arguments — and maybe even bent spoons. And yet, despite himself, Zayan finds his perfectly calculated life cracking under her strange influence. But love doesn’t come easy when status, secrets, and space stand between them. Throw in a jealous rival CEO, an upcoming engagement, a pink attic room above a café called The Wishing Mug, and the possibility that the most ordinary girl in the office may just be from another planet… And Zayan’s cold heart is about to go supernova. What is andleeb secret?

***This is BOOK 2 under the FAKE DATING SERIES*** ____________________ COPYRIGHT NOTICE: All Rights Reserved. No portion of this publication may be reproduced, copied, stored, transmitted, adapted, translated, or distributed in any form or by any means, including but not limited to electronic, digital, or online media, without the prior written consent of the author. Unauthorized use, duplication, or dissemination of any part of this work will constitute a violation of copyright law and may result in legal action. _____________________ Shanaya Thakur had a plan! A neatly color-coded, perfectly curated, bullet-journal-approved kind of plan. The kind of plan with checkboxes, motivational quotes scribbled in the margins, and an unhealthy number of post-its. She was going to become Mumbai’s best, boldest, badass lawyer, land a coveted job at the ridiculously prestigious BR Advocates — a firm so elite it practically air-kissed lesser mortals — and slowly take over the world, one perfectly argued case at a time. Shanaya wasn’t just ambitious. She was capital-A Ambitious. And maybe a little dramatic, excessively sarcastic, and allergic to bullshit. So naturally, when she nailed every single requirement BR Advocates asked for — top of her class? Check. Ruthless work ethic? Double check. A sharp tongue capable of verbally decimating anyone who doubted her? Triple, sparkly check — she figured the job was practically hers. Until the firm pulled a surprise. A New hiring rule: Only experienced, married applicants will be considered. Married? As in, spouse? Legal binding married? She blinked. Holy crap! And sure, Shanaya might have aggressively whispered ‘burn it all down’ under her breath in the middle of HR’s lobby. And yes, she might have chucked a high heel at her vision board. But desperation breeds creativity. And Shanaya Thakur? She was nothing if not dangerously creative when backed into a corner. Which is how the idea was born. Find a husband! Any husband! In two weeks. Which brings us to Yuvaan Grewal: Six-foot-something of maddening calm, devastating looks, and a talent for making tailored suits look illegal. President of Sauvé, one of India’s most successful product companies, Yuvaan is brilliant, emotionally detached, and permanently single — by choice. A choice his mother hates. After dodging fifty arranged proposals, eighty dates, and roughly a hundred aunties armed with lovely girls from nice families, Yuvaan’s perfected the art of politely refusing romance and staying unmarried. Until one scandal, a series of hilariously unfortunate coincidences, and one very desperate law graduate with excellent cheekbones land them both in a situation neither of them asked for: A fake marriage. It’s supposed to be simple. A business arrangement. A temporary fix. But with Shanaya’s sharp mouth, Yuvaan’s smoldering glares, and a growing list of almost-kisses they both pretend not to remember — things are about to get complicated. Because what happens when the one person you swear you can’t stand starts feeling alarmingly like home? And Love ? That was never part of the plan. But then again… when is it ever? _____________________ DISCLAIMER: The book contains mature content, so please read under the parental guidance. Also, the cover illustration belongs to original creator. NOT me. The cover page was modified using online tools. The story is slow burn, so please bear with the plot. ______________________

Nexus Online—a game launched by an unknown publisher—was shunned at first but became the world's most popular phenomenon within a year. From its virtual landscapes, players rose as superstars, industries poured billions into sponsoring high-ranking players, and guilds flourished into powerful factions. But Nexus was no mere game. Slowly, its reality began to seep into the real world. Stats, skills, and items crossed over, creating a global sport—and a new world order. Guilds thrived, corporations strengthened, and humanity stood in awe. But none of it could stop the Fracture, the day the creatures of Nexus broke into reality. Only one person was chosen to stop it, but he failed. Raine Shepard failed. 400 regressions. 400 deaths. 400 failures. He had tried everything—alliances, betrayals, brute force, treasure hunts—but nothing worked. The Fracture always came. On his 400th attempt, broken and on the brink of surrender, Raine awaited death. But as the final blow struck, the treasure bound to him—the Key of Eternity—activated on its own. For the first time in three years, he regressed again. But this time, something was different. “You’re really stubborn, you know that? It seems like you can’t do this alone,” a voice said. A mysterious AI, one that called itself Echo, emerged from the shadows of the Nexus system. It offered him something new: knowledge, guidance, and the possibility of success. The goal? To unlock the Ascendancy Protocol, a mythical program hidden within Nexus Online that could shatter the level cap and grant limitless potential. To achieve it, Raine must take a new path—a path to find the five other Keys of the game hidden deep within Nexus. “Maybe, just maybe, this time I can succeed…” But in a world where the lines between game and reality blur, "maybe" is never a guarantee.

After a tragic and vain death, Kenjiro "Bombom" Tanaka, a bodybuilder obsessed with his own muscular physique, is reincarnated into a new world called Eldoria. To his horror, he awakens in the body of a beautiful, slender goth femboy—the complete opposite of everything he valued. In this strange new world, physical strength is considered primitive, while androgynous beauty is the ultimate source of power, fame, and social currency. Forced to navigate a society where his new, delicate form is revered as a rare treasure, Kenjiro is consumed by a desire to regain the power he lost. His journey for revenge against a mysterious rogue scientist who insulted him leads him to join the Femboy Adventuring Guild. Alongside a bizarre and flirty cast of characters, including the guild's sharp-witted CEO and a comically earnest knight, Kenjiro must undertake missions, earn money through humiliating social media posts, and grapple with a mysterious new power that seems tied to the muscular man he used to be. The story follows his hilarious and frustrating quest to adapt to his new reality, find a different kind of strength, and maybe, just maybe, get payback.

Seventy percent of humanity had perished when the alien Skarath razed Earth, shattering nations into fractured districts. Soulforgers, wielding the power to craft weapons from their very souls, had driven the invaders back—but at a cost. In the shadows, vampires and werewolves schemed, pulling strings to control the chaos. Into this war-torn parallel Earth transmigrated Rex, an ordinary otaku armed with a “Useless System” that offered little more than a status screen. Reborn as Ray Mortal, a disowned soulforger with only ten years to live, Rex faced a brutal truth: every ally could hide fangs or claws. With his system’s cryptic quests and a ticking clock, he forged his soul into tools that bent reality itself, determined to survive District Z’s neon city and Skarath’s wrath. In a world where trust was a death sentence, Rex had one rule: rely on no one, or lose everything. Could a useless system and a bald, broken hero defy a war that consumed billions? **** (Author Note short AN) [AN :Tired of repetitive isekai tropes? Dive into Soulforge Crafting, where Rex’s hilarious struggles, gritty urban battles, and unique soul-forging system redefine the genre. Try the first few chapters for a fresh adventure!]

One fake boyfriend. One nosy family. Zero chance of keeping things pretend. When sarcastic barista Lee Mina hires a professional “romantic actor” to survive her cousin’s wedding, she expects a smooth, one-time performance. What she gets is Kim Minseo: dangerously charming, suspiciously committed, and armed with scripted compliments and “chemistry-building exercises.” It was supposed to end after the weekend. But a single kiss and a viral photo later, Mina finds herself trapped in a fake relationship she didn’t plan for—with a man who might not be acting anymore. And the worst part? She’s not sure she is, either. A heartwarming, hilarious romance about what happens when pretending becomes real—and love refuses to stay on script.

For millennia, humans have been researching the mysteries of the soul. Is it a wisp of energy presenting our soul, or is it simply a consequence of the brain's complex machinery? Does it still exist beyond the veil of death, or does it burn out like a used candle? Throughout history, countless bright minds have theorised, argued, and even committed their lives to answering these deep problems, only to provide inconclusive findings. From philosophical treatises to religious teachings, scientific enquiries to esoteric beliefs, humanity has proposed a plethora of theories to explain the soul's nature and destiny. But none have produced a generally accepted or verified explanation. However, in a truly hilarious twist of fate, one unsuspecting human was about to be hurled into a trip to confront these very riddles, not by choice or intellectual pursuit, but simply because his own extremely unusual fate requires it that his path will inadvertently illuminate the journey for many that will come after him. [Author Note: This story contains a lot of profanity and possibly several scenes unsuitable for children under 18. Please read at your own risk.]

The Alpha wants control. The Witch wants answers. The Vampire wants blood. I just want out. So apparently, I'm special. Which I find hilarious because I was tossed out as a kid—abandoned in the woods, until a kind Alpha and Luna took me in, and raised me as part of their pack. While all the other pups transformed into their wolves at 16, I was the odd one out. Almost 18, and I still hadn’t met my wolf. Shipped off to Supernaturals' High—a school filled with witches, vampires, and werewolves—to 'find out who I was'. There, I meet three of the most insufferable people on the planet. Aramis, an alpha with the personality of a chainsaw. Lucien, a vampire with a god complex, and a smirk I yearned to slap off his pale face. And Rhys, a witch with too many secrets, and not enough social skills. They hate me, I despise them. It's mutual. That is, until my 18th birthday, when Fate decides to give me the middle finger. Turns out Aramis is my mate. Lucien calls me his eternal beloved, and Rhys? Apparently, we're Soul-familiars. Whatever the hell that means. Now, everyone wants a piece of me: packs, covens, and bloodlines. Even the guys can't decide if they want to kiss me or set me on fire. Get in line, boys. I'm nobody's Luna, Beloved, or Familiar. Unless I say so.

Being Psychic Should Make Life Easier… Right? Meet Julia Summers: socially invisible, chronically awkward, and surrounded by chaos thanks to three bratty siblings with mind-control powers and likewise psychic parents who think TikTok dances are a valid parenting strategy. Her life? A complete circus. She’s got exactly two friends, zero romantic prospects, and a huge (and very hopeless) crush on the ultra-perfect student council president. That is, until he walks in. Julian Reyes. Mysterious. Gorgeous. Possibly allergic to normal behavior. And definitely not human. When Julian transfers to her school, Julia’s world flips faster than her mom’s mood swings. Suddenly, she’s not just dodging her siblings’ psychic tantrums she’s tangled up in a hidden war between powerful psychics and the people trying to capture them. Oh, and did we mention the part where she might actually be one of the most powerful psychics alive? Now with her ride-or-die besties, her dysfunctional (but loveable-ish) family, and an infuriatingly charming new ally-slash-crush at her side, Julia’s diving headfirst into a whirlwind of secret missions, high school drama, psychic showdowns… and maybe even her first real kiss. Chaotic, hilarious, heartwarming and just a little bit dangerous follow Julia Summers in a supernatural romantic comedy where saving the world is hard… but falling in love is even harder.

Meet Eleanor "Ellie" Chen, a spirited and somewhat clumsy 38-year-old woman whose life takes an unexpected detour from her quiet hometown in a powerful, unnamed Eastern nation to the bustling heart of the United States (the "Most Powerful Nation"). After a series of bewildering mishaps and an immigration snafu she still can't quite explain, Ellie finds herself with one peculiar job offer: a cleaner at the illustrious White House. Armed with her trusty mop, an unusual knack for attracting chaos, and a complete lack of filter, Ellie is a fish out of water in the highly formal, meticulously ordered world of presidential politics. From accidentally flooding the Oval Office to mistaking a foreign dignitary for a lost delivery man, her tenure at the White House is a constant source of eye-rolling exasperation and bewildered amusement for the staff. Enter President Jonathan "Jon" Sterling, the most powerful man in the world. He's known for his decisive nature, his sharp wit, and a surprisingly short fuse when it comes to presidential protocol. Initially, Ellie is nothing more than a bizarre, yet oddly charming, nuisance. But as her unvarnished honesty, unexpected insights, and hilarious misadventures slowly chip away at his presidential facade, Jon finds himself inexplicably drawn to this woman who sees past the title to the man underneath. "The President Fell for His White House Cleaner" is a hilarious, heartwarming, and utterly improbable romantic comedy about an ordinary woman stumbling into the most extraordinary of love stories. With a backdrop of White House antics, laugh-out-loud misunderstandings, and a sprinkling of international intrigue from Ellie's mysterious past, this novel proves that love can blossom in the most unlikely of places, even between the leader of the free world and his favorite — and most chaotic — cleaner.

Misfits And Wildflowers (Created as a 25th anniversary of when I became involved with my high school sweetheart, my wife and best friend) Set in the school year of 1999-2000, a simpler time full of baggy JNCO jeans, Discman players, colorful fashion, and Y2K fears — Everyone lived in the moment  15-year-old Alfie is a shy and nerdy boy who is convinced he will never experience love the way his friends have, and will end up living the life of a monk.  During Summer school, Alfie meets a peculiar girl whom he develops a huge crush on. Struggling to express any of his feelings, he ends up missing an opportunity due to unforeseen circumstances.  Now entering the new school year, Alfie finds himself tangled in new feelings, old traumas, and the messy, hilarious chaos of adolescence. With a found family of punks, nerds, goths, and other social outcasts (affectionately known as the Island of Misfits), Alfie navigates crushes that sting, friendships that anchor, and breakups that echo through locker-lined hallways...until one day, he finally experiences that spark. This is a coming-of-age story rooted in nostalgia, honesty, and the kind of emotional growth you only get from falling hard and getting back up.

Before becoming the feared Supervisor of Hell, he once walked the earth—silent, deadly, and broken. Betrayed and slain, he returns not just for revenge... but to prove he's still sane. He devoured hell before he ruled it. Now, returned to earth, he hides behind an angelic face—and a promise: “Trust me, I am sane.” Devourer of hell-Elarion Crimsonveil (17 Y)son of Herus Le Crimsonveil, the family of duke on top of pyramid only below king Euras Ian Astirhall . Trained to be a assassin, he has 2 older step brother Sirus Crimsonveiland Rior Crimsonveil**{They only share father , but all have different mothers} and thousands of adopted sons his father adopted to train them as assassin for his military, they are those who have vowed their loyalty to the duchy -by consent? No way. The youngest who grew up in a horrendous atmosphere created by his father for unknown reason, a dream that changes his life, he who wants to be free and doesn’t care whether people die or live, the coldhearted Crimsonveil –A silent hunter-Predator or so on. But is there all it is or it’s just a tip of Iceberg. Elarion van Crimsonveil or the devourer from hell read it to find out how he despite struggling continues to climb for his success. A story filled with excitement, development and mysteries is going to be unfolding in front of you. About this novel: You won't regret reading it, it got everything. The mc is strong cold calculating want revenge yet hilarious and enjoys every moment. Kind of like split personality (not really but seems like) He loves cruelty but rational rarely but yes. Not a simp no Ntr or yuri Harem(maybe or maybe not) if I decide an Harem there will be only 2 or 3 girls max.

Xiang Yu was perfectly content with his mediocre life on Earth—average job, average apartment, average everything. That is, until he woke up in the legendary World of Cultivation, where martial artists fly through the skies and immortals battle over ancient treasures. There's just one problem: Xiang Yu wants absolutely NONE of that action. Armed with only his wits and a peculiar system that doubles his exp every 24 hours, Xiang Yu has one goal: become powerful enough to live in peace without getting involved in those ridiculous "protagonist" situations. No ancient tombs. No tournament arcs. And for heaven's sake, stay FAR away from anyone named Chen Mo, Lin Feng, or Li Yao—those names practically scream "main character who will drag me into deadly situations!" Starting with strength stats so pathetic he can barely lift a cultivation manual, Xiang Yu must somehow survive long enough for his exponential growth to matter. After all, doubling zero cultivation talent still equals zero... at first. Follow Xiang Yu on his hilarious journey from zero to hero as he desperately tries to stay invisible while his power skyrockets beyond control! Watch as he dodges cultivation tournaments, avoids suspicious elders bearing gifts, and runs the other way whenever someone mentions "ancient inheritance" or "chosen one." Join the adventure of the most reluctant cultivator in history whose only wish is peace and quiet, but whose exponential growth makes him the most terrifying force this cultivation world has ever seen! ————— Discord: https://discord.gg/UA679N6znA Wiki: https://infinite-awakening-my-exp-doubles-everyday.fandom.com/ Update = 2 Chapters Daily

The universe, as we knew it, met a rather undignified end. Not with a whimper, but with the Big Crunch—a cosmic act of divine indigestion that squashed everything back into a primordial, infinitely dense point. From the perspective of Old Man Quasar, a perpetually cynical black hole who relished the ultimate cosmic punchline, to Bartholomew, a ridiculously self-important red giant who absolutely refused to believe it was happening, the universe’s grand finale was, predictably, a complete chaotic mess. But out of that monumental squish, something entirely unexpected happened: a reborn world. This is the story of that rebirth, narrated by the same jaded, gossiping, and perpetually annoyed cosmic entities who witnessed the original cosmic burp and humanity's baffling rise. As the new universe (or perhaps, a vastly condensed, recycled version) begins its peculiar expansion, our celestial observers find themselves grappling with familiar, yet strangely altered, elements. And at the heart of this reborn cosmos lies a familiar blue-green planet, seemingly recreated from the cosmic dust of its former self, with echoes of its most peculiar inhabitants—the carbon-based pests known as humans. "A WORLD REBORN" is a side-splitting, irreverent journey through cosmic cycles, where the universe's most profound collapses lead to its most absurd beginnings. Will this new world, and its potential new inhabitants, learn from the past? Or are they doomed to repeat the same petty squabbles and digital distractions, all while the celestial choir watches on, placing bets on when the next "Big Burp" (or crunch) will inevitably occur? Prepare for a hilarious, existential roller-coaster through the cycles of creation and destruction, where even the end is just another beginning for cosmic chuckles.

In a world transformed by the arrival of mana, Earth is no longer the domain of humanity alone. Magical beasts and three powerful humanoid species have claimed vast territories, forcing humanity into fortified cities protected by mana-infused barriers. The hope for survival lies with the awakened—those blessed with magical classes and the ability to wield mana. Victor Revenant, a hilarious and self-deprecating 16-year-old, has spent his life dreaming of joining their ranks. But on the day of his Awakening Test, his dreams are shattered. Like countless others, he fails to awaken, destined to remain ordinary in a world where mediocrity means irrelevance. Just as Victor hits rock bottom, his father gifts him a VRMMORPG game, Ascendant Realms: Cultivation Chronicles, as a consolation prize. The game promises an immersive cultivation experience, complete with mystical techniques, powerful bloodlines, and the journey to ascend to godhood. But when Victor logs in as his in-game persona, Fang Chen, he discovers something incredible: the cultivation techniques he learns in the game begin to manifest in the real world. Armed with the Primordial Chaos Constitution and the legendary Void Emperor Bloodline, Victor embarks on a dual journey—mastering the game’s cultivation system while using his newfound abilities to change his fate in the real world. What begins as an escape from his failures turns into a chance to rewrite his destiny. But Victor quickly learns that his unique ability may make him more than just an anomaly—it may make him a target...

- That Time They Reincarnated a Rapper - You’d think dying would be the worst part. Not for Jean Vinson. After a brutal end in his previous life, Jean wakes up in a wild new world where music is magic, souls are power sources, and gods walk among mortals. Now known as Xiro Mikazuki, he finds himself on the outside of Gaia’s cutthroat society, armed with only old memories, a mental disorder-turned-power up, and a smart-ass attitude that just might get him killed—again. Thrown into deadly trials, divine politics, and twisted battles that remix soul, genre, and grit, Xiro must navigate a world where faith empowers, fame kills, and failure means eternal silence. The system’s rigged, the deities are watching—and they’re betting on him to lose. But they clearly forgot: He’s not here to play fair. He’s trying to create his paradise by any means necessary. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The 13th Kingdom: Reincarnation is more than just another isekai — it’s an evolution of the genre. It refuses to follow standard tropes and instead blends the music industry’s highs and lows, Black cultural identity, divine spirituality, and shonen-style power systems into something deeply personal and original. At its core, this is a story of healing through power, rage, and love, driven by the ghost of the past and the burdens of greatness. Xiro’s arc — from lost, damaged artist to rising Godlike force — is never clean or idealized. It's traumatic, hilarious, angry, vulgar, and transcendent. What to expect: - A Love Letter to Hip-Hop, Anime, and Fantasy Games. - OP Protagonist with infinite potential and a savage attitude. - System Mechanics wrapped in magic and science. - Divine Politics & Soul Wars that upend every trope. - Witty, Smart-Mouth Narration in full AAVE effect. Patreon.com/CreativeZoneComics - Read ahead a week when you join for free or one of the support tiers. 10 chapter advancement, bonus chapters, artwork, character design, and a community chat with more to come can be found here. Learn more about Gaia and the Prime Realm System with behind-the-scenes insight and posts, and access to the publicly released chapters a day early. - Weekly Chapter Release - Every Friday. Join the support tier to avoid the wait for the public release.

"Man, I just wanted to be a quiet little spiritual puppeteer and a low level spiritual planter… not the boss of a damn dungeon!” Liam Adhart woke up in a ruthless cultivation world with a single goal: stay out of trouble, build puppets to protect himself, and live under the radar. Instead? A mysterious Dungeon System binds to his soul. Floors start forming. Monsters appear. Treasures spawn. And cultivators, greedy, bloodthirsty, and powerful, come running. Liam didn’t ask for this. He’s not trying to rise to power. He’s not trying to challenge sects or shake the heavens. But with every trap he sets and every intruder he defeats, the dungeon grows stronger, and so does his legend. Now the world thinks he's some hidden ancient, a secret ruler behind the scenes. And no matter how much he tries to keep things quiet… the dungeon keeps making noise. Low-key? Not a chance. And honestly…? He might be starting to like the chaos. A hilarious, action-packed ride where cultivation meets dungeon-building, and one unlucky guy gets dragged to the top, one screaming floor at a time. [Ah yes, the host can use the monster strength at will for your own uses] "Even the world bosses?" [Precisely] "Neat! Hahahaha!"

This hilarious fantasy story mixes mythological figures, cosmic entities, and a wolf babysitter with just too much contracts on his hands. It revolves around a Monstrous—though, gullible—wolf, reduced to a babysitter and a magnet for bad contracts. Ruben—formerly Ravenswood—is a classic “grumpy but good-hearted” reluctant hero. He is powerful and fearsome, but his terrible decision-making and misfortune always puts him in some kind of inconvenient pact. He got captured by a Human, who later tricked him into a lifelong contract of protecting his daughter, Alicia—whose identity is shrouded in mystery—who also turned out to be a psychotic Yandere! In an attempt to flee the suddenly-catastrophic Gihon—which is earth—with the Human’s daughter, Ruben was obstructed by Pluto, who also tricked him into an absurd pact to slay THE Cthulhu, as the ticket to let him through the other world. Ruben urgently sought to escape Gihon, so he unwisely agreed, only to recall who the all-powerful Cthulhu was. It was too late, though. Successfully crossing worlds to Pison—another type of earth—our Fenrir was met with the “Queen of the coast,” also known as Leviathan—a severe pervert. She attacked and defeated him, but when he woke up, she had apparently made a Master-servant pact with him, in his sleep. As they traveled seeking human cities in Pison, our misfortunate wolfie encountered a godman; Jobina, the daughter of Job, the second of the seven mortal powers. Jobina—a masochist with a vendetta against Leviathan, and a tendency to turn everything into a competition—attacked him for being associated with the evil Leviathan, only to be soundly defeated. Shocked by reality, Jobina protested that she also wanted a pact with Ruben, so he’ll coach her to be powerful. And when the time is right, she’ll slay Leviathan! Our easy-to-fool protagonist, and his terrible life choices, agreed, recruiting yet another troublemaker he’d have to babysit. He only wants an easy going life without problems and crisis! The story has a larger plot, where Ruben—and his babies—constantly, “accidentally,” ruin Sarvest—the antagonist—plans. Sarvest is used to dealing with gods and cosmic entities, not an unworthy—yet effective—opponent in a bubbling wolf-turned-human. Ruben later meets what we would call God—a dumb teenager who only cares about entertainment—who also duped Ruben, using his kind-heartedness, into some kind of horrible pact. “The Silent Pact of a Wolf Babysitter” is a story filled with laughs, chaos, and unexpected twists. It follows Ruben’s misadventures as he navigates a world of cosmic powers, absurd pacts, and the challenges of babysitting a group of eccentric and overpowered individuals. With a larger plot involving Satanas’s grand schemes and Ruben’s accidental heroism, this tale promises both humor and a compelling narrative.

He didn’t open the book. The book opened him." Seventeen-year-old Jude Mercer thought his life was already a cosmic joke— homeless, broke, and haunted by trauma he never asked for. But everything changes the night he finds a strange, leather-bound book behind a dumpster. A book that… breathes. What he unleashes isn't a spell. It's Ereth-Kaal—an eldritch, sadistic curse older than time. Now bound to Jude’s body, Ereth-Kaal can only feed through him. And feed he will. Jude sets one rule: No women. No kids. No innocents. Ereth-Kaal agrees… mostly. But as bodies pile up, and Jude’s morality erodes under the weight of blood and guilt, one question claws at his soul: Is he still the host... or becoming the monster? Violent. Heartbreaking. Darkly hilarious. UNDER MY SKIN is a descent into madness wrapped in teeth, tentacles, and trauma.

Hwayeong’s Hilarious Struggle to Flunk Out of the Crown Princess Selection! Hwayeong’s peaceful life is turned upside down when her younger sister, inspired by rumors about the Crown Prince’s less-than-stellar appearance, submits her name for the Crown Princess selection without her consent. For Hwayeong, who loathes the very idea of stifling palace life, it’s a nightmare come to life. So, she comes up with a cunning plan: To delay her arrival at the imperial palace no matter what! However, her carefully laid plans are thrown into chaos when, out of nowhere, a galloping horse nearly tramples her. Furious at the reckless rider, she takes off after him through the bustling streets, her anger fueling every step. It’s only when she skids to a stop, heart pounding, that she looks up and realizes she’s standing before the towering gates of the very place she swore she would never go. “I won’t let this slide. Just you wait!” Confronting the rider later that evening, Hwayeong demands an apology, but instead of showing remorse, he arrogantly dismisses her complaint. Enraged, she impulsively hurls her shoe at his back in an act of defiance. Days later... Her frustration turns to horror when she learns the man’s true identity—he’s none other than the Crown Prince himself, the very focus of the competition she’s been dragged into. Though initially panicked, Hwayeong refuses to give up. Her new goal? Become such a nuisance to the Crown Prince that he’ll have no choice but to kick her out and send her back home! Unfortunately, the Crown Prince has no intention of playing along with her schemes... “You’ll rot here for six full months—completely, thoroughly, and absolutely!” Now caught in a battle of wills, Hwayeong must decide: Can she outsmart the Crown Prince and escape the confines of the palace, or will her rebellion only tighten the chains around her? #Romance #Comedy #Romanticcomedy #History #Loyalty #Prince #Unrulyheroine Text copyright ⓒ 2024 by JeongHyun All right reserved. The Korean edition was originally written by 정현, Korea Translated and Published by We’ve Lab.

After graduation, Krishna Roy chose a risky path: becoming a writer. Under the pen name K. Dharma, his short stories gained a small but loyal following. But passion doesn’t always pay rent. With his bank balance shrinking, salvation arrives in the form of his eccentric college friend—now a local councillor—who offers him a tutoring gig. Sounds simple enough. Until he finds out that his first student is a foreigner. A VIP foreigner. Who doesn’t speak the local language. Caught between cultural confusion, awkward conversations, and his own career struggles, Krishna’s quiet life is about to turn upside down. Dive into a heartwarming and hilarious tale of everyday chaos, unexpected bonds, and the misadventures of a broke writer who really didn’t sign up for this.

Yun Hao died in the most ridiculous way—crushed by a falling ramen billboard during a late-night snack run. He wakes up in the Lesser Heavenly Realm, a world where people fly on swords, cultivate spiritual energy, and battle divine beasts. His golden finger? A beta-version cultivation system... Full of glitches, bad translations, and quests like: “Survive a spirit beast attack without moving for 3 minutes. Reward: One used sock.” With zero combat skills, a system that crashes mid-battle, and rewards that are borderline useless, Yun Hao must rely on his wits, sarcasm, and sheer dumb luck to survive. To the outside world, he looks like a mysterious genius with an unconventional path. But behind the scenes? It’s just one guy struggling with a broken interface and enemies way out of his league. A hilarious, chaotic, and unpredictable journey of cultivation, system failures, and unintended legendary status.

[WSA entry 2025] I died during a late-night gaming session and woke up… as a rock. Not just any rock — a Dungeon Core. Worse? I'm ranked -F. Below trash. Below beginner. Below existing. Everyone thinks I’m just a failed spawn point that adventurers can farm for easy XP. But what they don’t know is this: I’ve got the Supreme Dungeon System — a cheat-level upgrade that lets me control my entire dungeon manually. Traps, monsters, mana flow, terrain—everything. My first monster? A weak, happy slime I named Goop. My first invader? A rookie with a butter knife. My first win? Hilariously accidental. I used to be human. I’ve played hundreds of games like this. And now I’m going to build the deadliest dungeon this world has ever seen — one trap at a time.

Meet Simba—a broke village boy with rich-boy confidence, fake graduation pics, and a borrowed blazer two sizes too big. From photoshopping his way into Harvard to faking a faint in church to avoid donating money, Simba’s life is one long episode of lies, Wi-Fi bundles, and embarrassing miracles. In a world where social media clout is more important than the truth, Simba will do whatever it takes to look successful—even if it means renting cars, collapsing on cue, or pretending to Zoom from China while standing behind a toilet. FAKE LIFE is a wild, hilarious ride through a young man’s desperate mission to look important, sound international, and avoid real work at all costs. Warning: this story may cause stomach pain from excessive laughter and suspicious trust issues.