Alucard Funny

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

A business executive comes to Paris for an important business meeting. While spending time in the city he gets seduced by a lady street vendor and she invites him to a funny sex game that has some strange rules such as fun & trouble. He follows her by leaving all of his business and reaching her mansion, an ancient castle, staying there and playing the game, and finally ending up in the fun of the game.

The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles... or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world. Take what I’m saying seriously... Not. Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day. Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. With the aura of a stay-at-home dad, he is nothing but a middle-aged man who adopts a group of lolis... and an army of freeloading aliens that came out of nowhere. Er, what? Ahem. Really though, this is a super-serious story... a super-mega-ultra-serious sci-fi story. For the Empire!

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.

[Empress + Multiple Female Protagonists + Funny + Diary + Exposure + Super Cool + Invincible + Super Explosive] Lin Feng traveled to the world of cultivators and lived for six thousand years. He used all kinds of identities to leave behind countless legends and some romantic encounters. Until one day, his diary was found. The world of cultivators was shocked to find that there was such a sixth brother in this world. After the diary was exposed, the secrets of this world were also revealed. [The Holy Virgin of Jade Lake is really good, hehehe!] [Who would have thought that the Empress of the Celestial Dynasty would have such a delicate and charming side?] 　 [Today, I found some secrets about this world.] [I'm tired of using the name Emperor Huang the Celestial Emperor. Tomorrow, I'll change my identity!] PS: Great Emperor is just a title, not a cultivation level. If you don't like it, don't criticize.

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

Feng Yi is who was unhappy with his life in today's world , unhappy with his illegal business, who happens to die in a funny way and and ended up crossing to another world, full of mysteries and his job is to survive and be what he always wanted to be, free and help people instead of ruining their lives, but when it comes to dealing with the evil ones, he can make use of his tyrannical nature he developed in his previous life. the journey is unexpected and full of mysteries. fighting system: martial arts in the mortal world. immortal techniques in the spiritual world.

At Shimakaze Academy, she’s the new girl who’s caught everyone’s attention—clever enough to skip a grade and now sharing classes with her older brother. Charming, mysterious, and with admirers aplenty, she seems like the ideal girl… but there’s one secret. She’s actually a he. Will he be able to keep his cover? And with admirers falling left and right, can he find love without revealing his true self? Find out in this funny, heartfelt tale of hidden identity, unexpected romance, and a touch of drama.

Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

Ezra Matten knew things wouldn’t end well the moment he began a winning streak at the casino and true to his words, the night ended with him bleeding to death in a dark alley. Just when he was at the brink of death, he is approached by two female vampires with an offer he can't refuse. Become a vampire and bond with them, or die. Choosing survival, Ezra accepts his new fate and is turned, only to discover the rarity of male vampires in their secretive society. His transformation is further amplified when he acquires a powerful relic from the vampire progenitor, giving him power beyond his wildest dreams. Emerging as a new vampire prince, Ezra is thrust into the middle of a war for the throne left behind by the progenitor. Vampire Society trembles before the might of the Nightmare as he begins his journey to supremacy, carving out a new path and establishing his dominance. "Bow before my strength, Lord Alucard, for I am your god." Ezra's ascent challenges the very foundations of the vampire world. "Why be a king when you can be a god?" *********** Hi guys! In order to provide the best possible reading experience for both old and new readers, I will be heavily editing the early chapters of this book. During this period, the release schedule will shift slightly to accommodate the time needed for these edits. New chapters will now be released once a day at 04:00 (GMT +8). Thank you for your understanding and continued support! I'm excited for you to see the changes that will make the story even better. I wish you happy reading!

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

This Story Will Followed Two Protagonist Called Shina, Kina And Hitoshi, Choga That Will Be Discovered Furthurer Into The Kama School Highschooler, And Other Places. They Will Be Finding An Puzzle Trought Out Their Advanture, Romance, And Funny Story, Dont Worry The Horror Element Is Still There, The Quoted here. "Trust On Yourself And You will be People or Someone You wanted" There will Be More Book In Future That Lored into The Story, The Story Will Be Continuesly And Even Chained To Other So You will Be Know What Happening in The Story. So Stay Tune in My Novel, I Will aplouded it Full Chapter. -Author: Kurnaun -illustrator: Navilhivil

Woke up in some frozen hellscape today. Funny thing is, I'm stuck in a kid's body of all things. One good eye, one empty socket, and a voice in my head that won't stop talking. Yeah, you heard that right. The snow's everywhere. White as far as I can see, except for these footprints cutting through it all. Someone—or something—left them here. And since I'm not too keen on becoming another frozen corpse in this wasteland, guess I'm following them. Not the smartest plan, maybe. But when you're alone in a dead world with nothing but a mouthy ghost for company, you take what you can get.

When ambition meets supernatural power, in a world of ancient magic, young Napoleon Bonaparte must fight against his rivals and his own demons if he is to achieve his glorious goal. By the time he finally rises, will greatness be worth the sacrifice? Submerge yourself in "Iron Crown: The Legend of Bonaparte"-the compelling story of strategy, betrayal, and relentless drive toward one's destiny!

These are the stories I heard while sitting in my void. Some are funny while some are the depths of hell. Some lament about the past while others tell you your future. Enjoy! I will try to update once a week.

Reaper Academy: Class of Chaos follows the journey of Takahashi Kyo, a rebellious and lazy teenager who dies in a freak accident only to be thrust into the chaotic afterlife. Instead of passing on, Kyo is resurrected and enrolled in Reaper Academy, a supernatural school where students train to become reapers tasked with guiding souls and battling rogue spirits. magical incidents. Kyo’s reckless , his clumsy but good-hearted best friend, Kyo navigates the chaos of reaper training, dangerous trials, and the mystery surrounding the Death Shadows. As Kyo grows stronger, he uncovers secrets about the Academy and his own mysterious connection to these ancient entities. Blending fast-paced action, comedy, and supernatural adventure,

Rhea Kapoor is a glamorous social media influencer with millions of followers and a meticulously curated online life. But behind the filters, she longs for authenticity and a deeper connection. On a trip to Himachal Pradesh for a friend’s wedding, she meets Karan Deshmukh, a nature-loving conservationist who lives off the grid and despises technology. As their romance blossoms offline, Rhea hides her influencer identity, enjoying the peace of an unfiltered relationship. However, when Karan learns about her online fame, misunderstandings, and tension arise. Can their love survive in a world where private moments become public and technology threatens to disconnect them? Offline Love is a heartwarming, funny, and dramatic journey about finding balance between the real and digital worlds.

“I’m being forced to marry the Cruel Mafia Boss.” Joanna Smith’s perfect life suddenly took a drastic turn when the Cruel Mafia Boss demanded for her to be his new bride. “Do you wish to know why I married a fragile woman like you?” He had asked her, his voice dripping with coldness. Joanna nods her head, wanting to know the reason behind her marriage to such a dangerous man. “You are paying a debt, sweetheart! A debt your father refused to pay off before his death!” He laughed metaphorically, as though he had said something funny. “You are mine now, Joanna. I’m gonna do all kind of crazy things to your body, make you crave me, want more and beg me to F**k you mercilessly!” He smirked evilly at her.

In order to keep her father's beta status, Freya's stepmother forces her to marry Fenris, the Alpha King who has been in a coma for three years. Everyone in the pack is looking at her funny. Unexpectedly, Fenris wakes up unexpectedly shortly afterward. Upon awakening, Fenris goes on a rampage, snarling, "Even if you're pregnant with twins, you don't deserve to be my Luna, give birth and leave my pack!" Freya left the Shadowfang pack with their genius twins. A few years later, the genius twins looked at their father, "Back then, you said their mother wasn't worthy of being Luna?"

A funny story about a mom always messing up her son's life.

something you might read a story and say . hey this is a good story I really like it. why did you like it. is it because the story was really good is it because the characters were extremely relatable is it because it was really funny or is it because the romanc was really good. is it because aaa shit amm I don't know where I was going with this I mean I was trying to write something wise but mid way tru I forgot what the wise part I was suppose to write was well now I don't know if I should keep this or not. well if somebody tell's me to remove it I will remove this part. well now that the wise and stupid and aqward part is out let's talk about the story. it's a transmission where you know someone transmigrats to another world and lives a lively life and he has a system so yea . first time writing something outside my head hope I can learn something

Life is funny, You thought you had escaped somewhere so far nobody would find you, But actually, you never escaped at all.

Synopsis Imagine meeting someone for the first time in your life, funny enough meeting them on 2 different cases same day! Each encounter was dramatic and a little bìt too serious. Trying to remove your self from those dramas only creates more opportunities to be entangled with this person. Along the line, self discovery came from both party Trying to turn to something beautiful. Boom! a big obstacle came in. What is that?

In the shadow of the night, where daylight's reflection is the only light, Vengeance emerges as the sole truth when the lips of Justice Lie. I am the bridge between justice and the corruption that festers within humanity. My mission? To uproot every last weed from the garden of society. My resolve is as unyielding as a steel trap, and I’m prepared to face the darkest of shadows, those that lurk beyond the reach of ordinary senses. But sometimes, even the strongest resolve is tested by forces too eerie to fathom. So buckle up, because if you think you’ve seen the depths of darkness, think again. Things are about to get intriguingly bizarre—and a little bit funny—on this wild ride into the unknown. Ready to dive in? Let’s see if my resolve can stand up to the absurdities lurking in the dark!

To rise from defeat; to revive amidst the dissipation. As the vast oceans turn to dust and the thunder and lightning fade away, That strand of spiritual mist once again approaches our great world. With the shackles that bound our world now severed— A whole new world of mystery and wonder awaits, As we turn the corner... ------ The Sacred Ruins Is a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. A world that has recovered to a state that is roughly equal to our own world in terms of technology and culture, although its ancient history remains largely unknown. The story begins during the post-graduation trip of our protagonist, where he discovers some ancient ruins and witnesses “the great change”, an upheaval that changed everything. The changing earth not only brought about new, unexplored landscape but also sparked the evolution of all organisms. Plants and animals started gaining sentience and some humans obtained unimaginable powers. The legends, myths, and tales of old seemed to have suddenly come to life as the earth entered a new era where beasts and men formed factions, explored new lands and ultimately struggled for supremacy. We follow the MC as he grows from being an eccentric young man into a badass expert warrior while meeting other funny characters and forming brotherly bonds. We watch as he falls into just as much hilarious situations as he does perilous ones, all the while wondering and slowly discovering the mysteries of this world. Just why was the world destroyed in the first place? Who or what had triggered this earth-shattering “change”? What profundities lie behind the process of evolution? ------ Chen Dong is one of the top authors in the Chinese Qidian site and this particular novel has been number one on its monthly charts for several months straight. If you are looking for a funny and unique novel that is free from the cliches of reincarnation and cultivation, this might just be what you are looking for. The story develops quite slowly for the first ten chapters or so but becomes much better paced afterwards. ------ Release Rate: 7 Chapters/Week

Throughout my journey into adulthood I had many crushes and many funny stories. SOME are more memorable than others. Like the first crush,the first love letter.

Krea and Zi Adventures is a series in a tale that is filled with the whims of mystical beings. It is set in the town of Calicrow that at first, seemed bland to Zi. She hangs out with her best friend Krea, who is now realizing she is a mystical as well. Zi is a Velcro being, with parents that help protect the world from creatures that act up. Der is Zi older brother, and he is training the girls to hone their magical powers so that they can defend themselves from the attacks of others. They all went through drama and scary incidents. They have solved mysteries. This adventure is fast paced with action and funny moments that will be cherished forever!

"Why don't skeletons fight each other?" She turned to look at him, her eye brows furrowed. "How does this have anything to do with the dire situation we are in?" She gripped her scythe, tightly. Fear still gripping her. He kept on talking as if he didn't hear her. "Because they don't have guts." Before bursting into one insane laughter that filled her with warmth. Fear slowly dissolving, she joined to. Few moments after the laughter died. "Your joke... It wasn't funny." His eyes widened, comically holding his chest in hurt. "Ouch!" Before flashing a hot crazy grin. "Well that wasn't the purpose in the first place though it wouldn't hurt if it was funny. Now you are much relaxed, don't you agree?" Funnily enough she was. They both stared down at the ruins. "Our inner monsters make excellent dance partners once you learn to lead." He started again this time his voice much solemn. "But what if it refuses?" She closed her eyes. Thinking about it was stressful. "Tame him with kindness or bribe it with chocolate it works with mine... Then you'll dance in the battlefield like a battle fiend you are meant to be like everyone's watching and the monster inside you is your hypeman. Whatever works." ------------------------------------------------- A suicidal psychotic girl scarred by the loss of her childhood best friend and mother which no one believed existed transmigrated into a very unusual world. On waking up in her new body she discovers that her previous body owner didn't make life any easier for her. Especially when she killed The Royal Sixth Princess of Alvaron. And well killed herself. Amanise is caught in a murder case she didn't actually do. And why everything seems 'normal' in the beginning she soon discovers that real things lurk in the dark. And it wasn't her laundry pile under her bed. ---------------------------------------------------- Hi am XR, A new author with my first book. English isn't my strong suit but I will make the read enjoyable. Though it's new, Don't miss out on the ride is gonna be amazing. THE BOOK COVER IS MINE. Peace.