Cool Beans Comedy

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants. Full of lewd comedy and awkward moments.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Twenty two year old Adriel has just become a homeless man. Due to his stubbornness, he refuses to explain why he has been abandoned by his family, and simply continues on with no support whatsoever. All he can do is meaninglessly meander through the streets of his hometown, until, by chance, he encounters a frail old lady giving out free samples on the side of the road. Adriel runs to her in the hopes of procuring some food, but things end up taking a very drastic turn as soon as the two begin to converse. An irascible old woman and a very obstinate young man...it's the worst possible combination.

Lan Sol was a beta tester for an open-world survival strategy game called *Global Ice Age Survival*. The game had only released its beta version over the years, with no sign of a public release anytime soon. The premise of the game was simple: Upgrade the campfire—the most crucial source of warmth and the heart of the territory—build various structures, recruit workers, and survive in the frozen world. Sounds boring? Not quite. The game featured monsters, magic, dungeons, and numerous kingdoms scattered across multiple continents. Players could ally with kingdoms, conquer them, or even dominate the entire world. The ultimate goal? Transform a medieval-themed kingdom into a modern, automated one. The game was difficult but oddly satisfying. Lan Sol had finally achieved a 100% completion rate. He eagerly awaited the official release, excited to conquer the game once more. But when he woke up the next day, he found himself in a snowy wasteland. A cold wind howled as the world around him lay blanketed in white. It was so cold that it felt as though the sun no longer existed. It didn’t take long for him to realize he had been transported into the very game he had played for over a year. And he wasn’t alone—every individual on Earth had been transported to this icy world. Waking up next to a campfire, Lan Sol began his journey by upgrading it, knowing it was the first step to survival. Before long, he discovered he had received an exclusive reward: an SSS+ ranked talent.

eat beans and stay woke

A sexy man dies while bravely fighting terrorists, only to wake up in a mysterious world filled with glowing balls of different colours, strange dungeons, and white beings. This story is packed with comedy, thrilling adventures, and unforgettable moments.

On a cool night; a Huli Jing saved Bei Shang from getting eaten by a tiger. On a cool evening, the Huli Jing brought Bei Shang home to be a fake mom to his son. On a cool evening, The Huli Jing broke Bei Shang ankles and dragged him to the demon realm. Everyone thought it was the Huli Jing that was too overbearing , if Bei Shang hadn't met him , he would have somewhat a peaceful life. Only the gods know how much Bei Shang sacrificed to be with that clingy blackhearted Huli Jing again. #Trans male lead , # reincarnation, #Amnesia , #Demons , #Gods , #Fate , #Past plays a big role , #BL , #GL , #BG.

Chifuyu’s life is flipped upside down when he’s brought into the world of hunters and vampires. His tale will bring happiness, laughter, sadness, and pain to himself as well as those around him. A new journey begins. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com *** Hello to all those reading and thank you for taking the time to check out my series. This is my first story that I'm posting online and I am serious about writing Vampire Legacy to be the best it can be. Though I do need to make clear that the first 100-200 chapters will be a mix of comedy and serious arcs. This will be a fantasy action story just as much as a comedy/slice of life story until the true plot kicks in. I plan to go all in with the comedy, then when we get to a certain turning point, the breaks will not stop with 13 long continuous serious arcs that will go until the finale. This novel will definitely be at least 500 chapters. I hope you all stay and see what I have to offer. *The cover is fanart for the anime The Case Study of Vanitas. I’m using it instead of the basic book cover until I draw the key visual myself.*

Struck by lightning, she woke up in a world that had never heard of tofu. Armed with modern knowledge and a plate of ambition, Lin Wei is ready to turn a humble bean into a culinary empire. But can a single mother survive jealous neighbors, scheming rivals, and the lure of ancient royalty? In a land where tradition rules, she’s about to rewrite the recipe for success—one block of tofu at a time.

Princess Violet, fell deeply in love with prince Liam. Follow them on their journey through family histories, and drama. This is an attempted romantic comedy. Completed

This will be a kingdom building kind with comedy but there will be a fair share of adventures. Greji was just your average high schooler minding his own business when BAM! He got hit by the infamous Truck-kun. Next thing he knows, he’s waking up in a whole new world as the son of a broke count. And sure, that might sound like the beginning of a cool power fantasy, but here’s the twist: the universe seems to have misplaced all his cheat codes. No system to guide him. No ancient spirit to train him. No talent, no godlike bloodline, no family fortune. Literally nothing. Except… oh, he’s got killer looks. Great for the masses especially women, not so much for slaying demon kings. As the demon king's armies getting out of the seals, Greji is left scrambling to figure out how to save the world without any of the usual perks. His grand “strategy”? Bluff, charm, and somehow survive with nothing but his absurdly good looks and sharp (but mostly sarcastic) wit. With a ragtag team of equally unlucky misfits, a mage whose spells never work as intended, a knight terrified of seeing blood, and a healer with a chronic inability to shut up and sometimes uses curse to heal, Greji stumbles from one disaster to another. Can he actually take down the demon king, or will his stunning face end up plastered on "Wanted: Dead or Mostly Dead" posters? One thing’s for sure: Greji’s new life is anything but ordinary… or fair. DISCLAIMER!!! I used ai to enhance my grammar but the storyline,dialogues, and idea are mine and mine alone.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

"Junior Brother Qin, do you want a wife or not?" A well-meaning senior martial brother of Qin Changqing's brought a wife to him, and Qin Changqing had no reason to refuse. Qin Changqing unexpectedly arrived in this world, diligently cultivated for thirty years, yet still remained useless. Well, he decided to give up his cultivation, get married, and have children. That would be great!

its skill concepts that I think would be cool. if people want they can expand apon the skills I list or use them for books their writing.

Meet the Whimsy family, a one-of-a-kind crew where chaos and comedy go hand-in-hand! From Grandma’s DIY rocket experiments to Dad’s obsession with becoming a viral TikTok chef, every day is a laugh riot.

Tanaka Akihiko was transmigrated into a book he just read and instead of getting cool abilities he got the ability to go back in time when he dies and no it cannot be stacked, What will he do? Will he kill the wretched writer? Am I in trouble? Read to find out.

Roger was a prisoner at the young age of 15, serving a sentence of hard labor in his parent's stead. His life consisted of moving metal, hiding his emotions, and avoiding the attention of everyone else. That all changes when he is summoned to the mirror world, Avar, where magic can be harnessed and claimed. The government, however, is not so keen on letting their property escape, and Roger must learn to master his powerful magic of copying other abilities. From the rank of Alpha to Omega, he will prove he is worthy of an Archonic Legacy, a gift from the old rulers of Avar, or become nothing more than a prisoner again. The magic of Avar must face against the mechs of Earth, as the politics of two worlds collide in a battle that will shake the stars. Discord: https://discord.gg/TC3QQAdmQr

it's my monster concepts and what I think would be cool about monsters some aren't detailed at all some are some are already existing monsters some aren't

Cressida Walsh is the Princess of Garvona. When she was 7 years old she was stricken with a horrible curse causing her to die after consummating her marriage, but it is avoidable. Now, 11 years into the future, She is dealing with the consequences of the curse. Just because it kills you, doesn’t mean you should live in fear and avoid it.. *wink*

( system updating) ( “new host Mr Kai Owen welcome. I am 015 your system) “ whoaa what the hell , where am I who are you. the last thing I remember is that I was working on an overtime assignment then ….. what happened then . everything went blank all of a sudden. what the hell is this screen In front of me .Kai thought it was all a hallucination at first but he accepted it later. on his first mission be had to stop a tragedy between the to main protagonists that happened in a Bl novel . first Kai thought that if he quickly finished this he could go back but then when he saw the protagonist of the story he felt a new type of emotion. he fell in love with the protagonist but Kai knew that no matter what he do the main protagonist will only like the other male lead. now what will happen to Kai will he control his feelings and be wingman for the male leads or make the protagonist fall for him. ————————— for that , read and find out.

Rain found himself in a cavern when he woke up. He thought he must have been kidnapped, but what he saw next changed his worldview. Skeletons walking and carrying rusty swords, a scene only seen in anime, games, and novels! “Did I get isekai’d? Is this a fantasy world?” Rain was excited. As an otaku himself, he loved magic and always dreamed of using it one day. His dream turned into reality when he felt mana. He first tried to cast Fireball. His magic control was sloppy, his mana reserve was low, and it was hard to cast magic. But with practice, he improved. He killed skeletons, absorbed the black mana that left their bodies once they were destroyed. He absorbed the dark mana and found his mana increasing. “I want to learn more magic!” Determined to become a great magician like the protagonists of every anime and novel, Rain left the dungeon on a journey to explore the world.

Ryan James is a monster hunter with a dark secret, in this horror action adventure comedy set in a world where the government regulates monster hunting

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

The world of magic with any different type of magic the and races like ghoul vampires and werewolves

In a cyberpunk world where gaming is the prime occupation, a gamer girl degrades into becoming a Hentai Heroine for survival, and discovers a great mystery regarding the world. Genre: Mature, R18, Incest, Manipulation, R@pe, Comedy, Romance, Superpowers, System, Action, (Honestly idk which direction this story will go to.)

well... we all have seen a MC, die to a truck and get teleported to a magical world... what if the reverse happens, what if our boring main character dosen't die, but, meets someone from an isekai what if his romantic comedy dose'nt get wicked in another world, what if his romantic comedy gets wicked by an another world. Read how Aravasū ikari's world got flipped upside down because of his wicked Romcom

Female lade, romance, comedy

cool anime with an african girl as lead that discovers she can achieve anything with a magic ring