Kung Fu Panda Evacuate The Valley

Synopsis of "My Friends Are Gods" Han Li was an ordinary young man from Earth, plagued by bad luck and endless struggles to secure a stable job. Despite his hardships, he remained unaware of his innate talent: a remarkable gift for cooking. His mundane life came to an abrupt end in a tragic accident, only for him to wake up in a mystical cultivation world, reincarnated by three divine beings. These gods, who reveal themselves as Han Li's mysterious benefactors, grant him a second chance to uncover his hidden potential and reshape his destiny. As he navigates this new world, filled with magical beasts, powerful cultivators, and breathtaking landscapes, Han Li discovers that his culinary skills are not only extraordinary but also possess the power to influence those around him—gods included. Tasked with cooking meals for these celestial beings while learning to survive in a world governed by strength, Han Li embarks on a journey of self-discovery. Along the way, he encounters friends, rivals, and challenges that test his resolve. Each dish he creates becomes a step toward mastering his unique gift, proving that even in a realm of power and combat.

if you reading or start the novel then give feedback which will help me to know if you had like it or I have to stop this novel very interesting chapters are upcoming which were legendary don't miss it it is full of comedy and laughter. so get ready and support this story.please provide *power stones* to inspire me. I WILL TELL ONLY ONE THING BY MISTAKELY THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS STORY BE A MASTER OF A LEGENDARY ARTIFACT FAMOUS FOR IT SEA OF LUCK , THIS NOVEL FOR THEM WHO ARE FINDING A OVERPOWERED MAIN CHARACTER SUPREME FROM EVERY ONE ELSE. SO, GO! ENJOY THIS NOVEL FROM YOUR CORE OF HEART

There are countless parallel worlds beyond what we know. The people who first discovered this secret named it "Yan Fu". Each world is a different fruit on a tree, and the person who shuttles through different fruits is called "Yanfu Walker". Yanfu Walker is given different Heritage and trained to complete Yan Fu missions in exchange for rewards. In modern society, the Martial Arts sects have declined one after another, and martial arts prodigy Li Yan suffers from leukemia, making it difficult to survive by opening an audio and video store. One day, a person named MO appeared and took him into the Yan Fu world under the pretext of being able to cure a terminal illness. So "Hejian Skinny Tiger" Li Yan resolutely stepped into the world of Yan Fu, awakened the inheritance of Gu Huo Bird, and embarked on the path of survival in a different world. The truth of the world, Yan Fu's goals, the secrets of the walking organization, and the ambitions of the rebel organization are far more than that…

Mr. Fu of Harbor City positions himself with one foot in Harbor City and the other in Macau City, capable of manipulating situations with just his hands. Harbor City's gossip tabloids exposed that Mr. Fu has a secret wife. Known for his romantic involvements, Mr. Fu has liaisons with beauty pageant winners, models, and socialites. The entire Harbor City jokes about how his wife would be kicked out of the Fu family by any means necessary. In the first year, an unprecedented snowfall in June took over Harbor City, dubbed by the press as a grand gesture from the boss to make his wife smile. The second year, the press captured Mr. Fu arguing with his wife in the streets looking upset. People speculated their relationship was nearing its end. However, the next day, he was seen clinging to his wife's legs, crying, fussing, and showing affection. The third year, rumors were rampant that Mr. Fu and his wife had been living separately for six months, and a divorce was imminent. Soon after, a major announcement from the Fu family shocked the city. Mr. Fu was delighted by the birth of a precious son. While everyone congratulated him, Mr. Fu's expression was gloomy: not having embraced one for three years, he realized he was duped!

The entire world knows that the heir of the Jiang family is smitten with Miss Lu, but Miss Lu doesn't see it that way. Lu Jing thinks Jiang Ye has too many unbearable traits and doesn't want to indulge him. One day, the heir runs to the Lu residence. "Lu Jing, when will you finally grant me a formal status?" "Lu Jing, don't accept their things, whatever you want I will give you!" "Lu Jing, you are mine, and you can only ever belong to me in this lifetime!" Lu Jing: "Scram~ Stop disturbing my sleep!" (1v1, reunion after separation, pursuing wife to the crematorium.)

Song Fengwan foi abandonada pelo seu noivo, que havia namorado com ela por um ano, e uma filha ilegítima apareceu do nada para arruinar sua família. Um dia, quando ela está bêbada, ela afirma que quer conquistar o tio mais temido de seu ex-noivo, o Terceiro Mestre Fu. No canto, alguém riu. "Terceiro Fu, essa garota é tão audaciosa. Ela disse que quer te perseguir?" Os olhos de alguém escureceram. "Bom gosto." Mais tarde... Seu ex-namorado entrou com sua amante grávida nos braços e se exibe para ela. Alguém certo passeou até lá e os dois o cumprimentam obedientemente. "Tio Terceiro." Fu Chen olhou para Song Fengwan, que estava ao seu lado, e lhes diz, "Chamem ela de Terceira Tia." Nos olhos de todos, o Terceiro Mestre Fu parece bondoso por fora, mas é impiedoso por dentro. Aos olhos de Song Fengwan, ele é um homem velho muito sedutor. Todo mundo: Eu não acho que conhecemos a mesma pessoa.

``` Mo Rao lahir di keluarga dokter militer. Orang tuanya telah mempertaruhkan nyawa mereka untuk menyelamatkan nenek Fu Ying, sehingga yang terakhir memaksa Fu Ying untuk menerima Mo Rao sebagai istrinya. Mo Rao selalu tahu bahwa Fu Ying memiliki gadis pujaan bernama Qu Ru. Gadis ini gagal menikah dengan Fu Ying sebagaimana keinginannya karena nenek Fu Ying menghalanginya. Setelah menikah, Fu Ying sangat memperhatikan Mo Rao. Mereka bahkan sangat cocok terutama di atas ranjang. Fu Ying selalu menemukan dirinya tenggelam dalam kelembutan Mo Rao. Hingga suatu hari, Fu Ying berkata, “Qu Ru telah kembali. Mari kita bercerai. Aku akan mentransfer properti yang telah aku janjikan kepadamu atas namamu.” Mo Rao berkata, “Bisakah kita tidak bercerai? Bagaimana jika... aku hamil...?” Fu Ying menjawab tanpa hati, “Aborsi saja! Aku tidak ingin ada lagi hambatan antara aku dengan Qu Ru. Lagipula, Qu Ru memiliki leukemia, dan sumsum tulangmu secara kebetulan cocok dengan dia. Jika kamu bersedia mendonasikanmu, aku bisa menjanjikanmu apa saja.” Mo Rao berkata, “Bagaimana jika syaratku adalah kita tidak bercerai?” Mata Fu Ying berubah dingin. “Mo Rao, jangan terlalu serakah. Bahkan jika aku menjanjikanmu demi Qu Ru, kamu tahu sendiri aku tidak mencintaimu.” Kata-kata ‘aku tidak mencintaimu’ menusuk hati Mo Rao seperti sebilah pisau. Senyumnya tiba-tiba menjadi terpelintir dan dia bukan lagi wanita penurut seperti dulu. “Fu Ying, ini pertama kalinya kamu membuatku muak. Kamu menyebutku serakah, tapi bukankah kamu sama? Kamu ingin aku menceraikanmu agar kamu bisa bersama dengan Qu Ru? Baik, aku setuju dengan itu. Tapi kamu bahkan bermimpi kalau aku akan menyelamatkannya? Jangan lupa, tidak ada yang namanya mendapatkan semua yang terbaik dalam hidup, sama seperti antara kamu dan aku.” Kemudian Mo Rao pergi. Fu Ying benar-benar merasa sesak, dan perasaan ini membuatnya gila. Ketika Mo Rao muncul sekali lagi, dia telah menjadi bintang yang menyilaukan. Ketika dia muncul di hadapan Fu Ying, bergandengan tangan dengan kekasih barunya, Fu Ying tidak peduli lagi dan berkata, “Sayang, bukankah kamu bilang kamu hanya akan mencintaiku?” Mo Rao tersenyum samar. “Maaf, mantan suami. Aku salah dulu. Kamu hanya pengganti. Aku sebenarnya mencintai orang lain.” ```

She loved her ex-husband for six years, only to be betrayed by him and her own sister. By chance, she accidentally became pregnant with the child of her ex-husband’s arch-rival, and then her ex-husband completely abandoned her. ... Five years later, an adorable little child suddenly appeared. "I want to hire a mommy; do you want to give it a try? " the cutie asked her. "If you say yes, I'll throw in a husband too. He looks handsome like me, just a bit short-tempered." His face turned green upon hearing all of this. The little one changed her question and asked, "Or do you want a husband? Comes with a free son!"

Jiang Ruan was smitten by a fair-skinned, handsome cardiac surgeon. After learning that Dr. Fu came from a tragic background, with both of his parents deceased, she felt a sense of pity and resolutely whisked him away to her home to take care of. However, as she was taking care of him, she suddenly realized something was off. Her adorable little pupper seemed to have a few titles that did not fit his prescribed image. The mogul of the entertainment industry referred to him as 'Brother,' and even the ladies from prominent families tried to cozy up to him. A few months later, to Jiang Ruan's astonishment, the adorable little pupper turned out to be Fu Sanye, a ruthless and vicious heir to a world-class conglomerate! With his identity exposed, the usually gentle and innocent Fu Sanye smiled, "If you marry me, I will surrender my life to you." Jiang Ruan: "..." Let's have a proper discussion. What's the need to wave a scalpel in front of her? Afterward, a photo of the two out together was leaked online. The fans went berserk: She's nothing but a country bumpkin! Sanye is just toying around with her! Jiang Ruan's loyal followers jeered: You look down on our boss? That day, all of Jiang Ruan's secret, high-profile social media accounts were revealed... The internet was brought to a standstill. That same day, Fu Sanye liked the photo of the two that had been exposed, and posted: Sorry to disappoint you all, but the one being protected in this relationship is me. I am the kept man here. The bystanders flipped the table: Respected sir, please get a grip!

After being homeschooled his entire life in his isolated farm, Alex finally makes his way to a big city where he finds out about a new VR game called Eternal Cultivation. By luck, Alex receives the Inheritance of the Alchemy God as his reward. Using that inheritance and masters that care for him, Alex begins to learn about the new world he has found himself in while pursuing both Alchemy and Cultivation to the pinnacle. Join my discord: https://discord.gg/ru3rgCKFvx

In a city where towering skyscrapers clash with dark alleyways and cutting-edge technology coexists with ruthless crime syndicates, the underworld is ruled by powerful families locked in a deadly game of betrayal and supremacy. This is A Gangster Paradise, a world teetering on the edge of chaos, where everyone hides dangerous secrets—and none more so than the main character, a seemingly ordinary high man with a calm smile and a haunting past. Beneath his unassuming appearance lies an identity that could shatter the entire criminal underworld. Due to strange circumstances, our Main Character's secret life begins to unravel. As the streets become a war zone, he is forced to confront not only the bloody web of alliances and betrayals but also the heart-wrenching truth of his own origins. His journey will bring him face-to-face with the woman who abandoned him once and holds more influence in the underworld. Gangster Paradise is a high-octane tale of vengeance, drama, and hidden truths. As our MC fights to protect those he loves while concealing his real identity, he must navigate a world where alliances shift like sand, and one smile can hide the power to upend empires. The ultimate question looms: will he remain a secret weapon in the shadows, or will he let his wrath reshape the underworld forever? ************ Support me on Patreon: Visit us at patreon.com/Myth_Valley Donate at: https://buymeacoffee.com/myth_valley or https://ko-fi.com/myth_valley

It was now or never my mind told me as I gazed into his eyes. His scent swirled around in my brain, making it hard to think straight. With one hand around his neck and the other behind my back I leaned into him and brushed my lips against his. The perfect moment. Slowly I moved my hand from my back which held the silver tipped dagger and let it rest against my thigh before moving it upwards when suddenly… “What are you up to, baby doll?” His asked huskily while to my horror, his fingertips graced mine, holding the dagger... Ow sh*t! #-#-#-#-#-# An Omega Assassin who had always been loyal to the secret Omega Assassin society that trained her, never questioning her assignments, until she received a new target, a famous Alpha up north. Everything chances when she comes face to face with him and realizes that her target is actually her fated mate! Will she stay loyal to the Agency or is she going to follow her heart? And what will de Alpha do when he learns her true purpose?

Fu Xiang's body jolted in anger."I will kill you". He spat. "I will make sure you and your family rot in hell, it's the only place fit for the likes of you". Zhao An Na laughed, lips curved in a taunting smirk to him Fu Xiang's words sounded like a joke and it might have well been one, if you were threatened by someone chained like an animal and as skinny as a skeleton, you too would think it was a joke. "Pray tell me how would you, you would be dead in a couple of days," Zhao An Na said. "Or maybe weeks if you are lucky". He added after some thinking. "Even if I have to crawl out from the out of hell, I promise you that I will make your life a nightmare," Fu Xiang said. "I would love to see you try" Zhao An Na smirked. " ****** Fu Xiang, a rising beta actor, seemed to have it all – a loving boyfriend, a loyal friend, a supportive family, and fame. However, his life took a dark turn when he uncovered a buried secret from his past. Betrayed by his closest confidants, he endured torment before his passing. Reborn as Feng Mei Hui, an omega heir to a multi-billion-dollar company, Fu Xiang seeks closure and faces the challenge of confronting those who wronged him. His only potential ally is Han Yichen, his supposed fiancé. Will Fu Xiang find it in his heart to trust again and open up to Han Yichen, or will the darkness of vengeance consume him entirely?

Was passiert, wenn ein mächtiger CEO in der Modewelt, der bereits versprochen hat, seine Freundin zu heiraten, gezwungen wird, gegen seinen Willen eine Frau aus einer im Vergleich zu seinem hoch angesehenen Familienhintergrund niederen Familie zu heiraten? Fu Hua, ein bekannter Name in der Modebranche, wird von seinem Großvater, gegen den sich niemand in seiner Familie zu wehren wagte, gezwungen, eine Frau namens Jia Li zu heiraten, die weit unter seinem Niveau liegt, ihn eingeschlossen. Irgendwann geschah etwas, und Fu Hua musste die Heirat akzeptieren, allerdings unter Bedingungen. Aber was passiert, wenn Jia ihre Ehe mit Fu Hua vollzieht und ihm im Gegenzug ein kleines Brötchen gibt? Was passiert, wenn ihr Ehemann ihr verborgenes Talent entdeckt, wird er sich langsam in sie verlieben? Was aber, wenn Jia Li herausfindet, dass Fu Hua schon seit ihrer ersten Begegnung ein Auge auf sie geworfen hat, wie würde sie dann reagieren? ***************** Fu Hua bittet Jia Li am Telefon, ihm beim Zusammenlegen seiner Kleidung zu helfen, und Jia Li geht in sein Schlafzimmer, um ihm zu helfen, obwohl sie denkt, er sei nicht da. Jia Li betrat sein Schlafzimmer und schloss die Tür, ohne hinter sich zu schauen. Sie war nur ein paar Schritte gegangen, als sie hörte, wie sich die Tür hinter ihr schloss. Sie erschrak ein wenig, als sie hinter sich blickte und Fu Hua sah, der sie mit einem Lächeln anstarrte. "Wie hast du... Bist du hier gewesen?" Fragte sie schockiert. "Hast du Angst?" fragte Fu Hua, während er sich mit einem gefährlichen Lächeln auf sie zubewegte. Das Spiel endete damit, dass die unschuldige Jia Li von dem hungrigen Wolf aufgefressen wurde. Buchcover in Auftrag gegeben von Artist Laylee Folgen Sie mir auf Instagram: @authorpaschalinelily Treten Sie meinem Discord-Server bei, um Informationen aus erster Hand zu erhalten... https://discord.gg/GywPN7X

Synopsis: Fu Yue suffered a hand injury and could no longer play in the competition but he never thought that the day his e-sport career ended, his life as well also came to a stop. However, the next thing he knew was that he somehow crossed into another world. Everything was fine, he no longer had a hand injury, his new family was also very nice just that... Why does he have to be an Omega?! Anyways, after some time passed Fu Yue came to accept the reality. He is a man who chases after a career, not love so Omega or whatever it means nothing to him! Filled with determination, Fu Yue decided to focus on returning to the e-sport industry. As luck has it, he found a very good pro player who shared the same mind as him in the game. Fu Yue then joined his team to become the new starting Mid Laner. Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, one more round!" Wei Chen," Mm." Some time later after getting together... Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, I-" Wei Chen, " Mm? One more round? Okay." The game in the story will be using League Of Legends (LOL), a MOBA game as a reference. This is an original novel so inevitably there will be a lot of errors. The cover is drawn by @Pineapplrr

Shadows of Blood Valley" weaves a tale of intrigue and mystique. Haizen and Nova, two brothers bound by blood and burdened by their past, find themselves thrust into a world of darkness and deceit. As they navigate the treacherous landscape of Blood Valley, they uncover a web of secrets that threatens to unravel the fabric of reality itself. From hidden enclaves of sorcery to forgotten ruins steeped in legend, every step they take leads them deeper into the heart of darkness. SOBV I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad too

``` Setelah putri sejati dari Keluarga Jiang jatuh sakit, dia menjadi bodoh dan bersikeras untuk menikahi Fu Jiu yang berdarah dingin, kejam, dan cacat. Ibu Jiang berkata, "Biar saja. Dia toh tak berguna. Saya hanya menyuruhnya menikah menggantikan saudara perempuanku." Ayah Jiang: "Setelah kamu menikah dengannya, ingatlah untuk meminta tuan ke-9 membantu saudara perempuanmu menemukan pernikahan yang lebih baik." Wanita pewaris palsu itu berkata, "Hiks, saya merasa sangat kasihan pada Sis, tapi… jika kamu dipukuli hingga mati oleh tuan ke-9, keluarga Fu pasti akan memberi kita banyak uang sebagai kompensasi, kan? Saya menantikannya." Jiang Li mengejek. Dia berpamitan kepada keluarganya yang penuh kepura-puraan dan membawa mas kawinnya yang sederhana ke keluarga Fu. Setelah terlahir kembali sekali, dia tahu benar bahwa Fu Jiu adalah satu-satunya orang yang memperlakukannya dengan baik. Semua orang menunggu Jiang Li dipukuli hingga mati. Akhirnya, suatu hari, dia difoto oleh para wartawan dan diposting secara online. "Ini semua salahmu! Kamu menggunakan terlalu banyak kekuatan semalam! Keluarga Jiang akan menertawakan saya lagi!" Fu Jiuxiao berkata, "Selama aku ada di sini, tak ada seorang pun yang akan berani menertawakanmu. Lagipula, saya akan membuat mereka membayar sepuluh kali lipat atas rasa sakit yang telah keluarga Jiang sebabkan padamu!" ```

Philip Graciasta’s life is thrown into turmoil when his father, Alexander—a brilliant tech magnate with far-reaching ambitions—dies unexpectedly, leaving behind a massive fortune, a labyrinth of secrets, and a future fraught with danger. At the funeral, Philip meets the enigmatic and captivating Galatea, who has been mysteriously appointed as the trustee of his father's estate. What should have been a straightforward inheritance quickly spirals into a treacherous game of power, deception, and high-stakes corporate warfare. Determined to claim his rightful place at the helm of Andromeda Industry Group, Philip faces formidable opposition from within his own family. His powerful mother, Victoria, a real estate mogul, sees Galatea as a threat to her own ambitions. His half-sister, Lilianna, quietly manipulates events behind the scenes, serving as an informant for a shadowy organization whose true purpose remains unclear. As Philip struggles to untangle his family’s web of betrayals, he realizes that the stakes are far higher than he imagined. In his quest for control, Philip is reluctantly drawn into the larger forces at play. Dr. Max Sokraberg, a scientific visionary and Alexander’s closest friend, becomes his unlikely ally. Max holds the key to revolutionary technologies that promise to reshape the future, but these advancements also carry ethical and existential challenges. Philip soon discovers that Alexander's ultimate vision involves more than just the future of their company—it involves the future of humanity itself. The specifics of this grand plan are shrouded in mystery, but its implications ripple through everything Philip encounters. Meanwhile, Enrich Falconhyde, a former diplomat from Osgoria is thrust into a dark transformation. Once a peace-loving idealist, Enrich is consumed by grief and rage following his fiancée’s tragic death in an assassination attempt. His sorrow turns him into a warmonger, zealously supporting Osgoria’s extremist military faction. This faction seeks total domination over Alyssia, at any cost—even if it means mass civilian casualties. Enrich's descent into fanaticism mirrors the growing instability of their world as wars and social tensions rose all over the globe paralleling technological transformations. As global tensions rise and the secret organization pulls strings behind the scenes, Philip must navigate a rapidly changing landscape. Galatea, despite becoming ever more intimate with Philip, remains an enigma, concealing a secret that could shake Philip’s very understanding of reality. In a world teetering on the edge of war and technological transformation, Philip must unravel his father’s mysteries and decide whether to embrace or reject the future Alexander envisioned.

The Energy System allows its user to absorb energy (with some restrictions) to obtain whatever the user could want in his Immortal life. Follow Ning's journey as he travels through different worlds with different energies in a multiversal adventure. Join my discord: https://discord.gg/ru3rgCKFvx

How did a poor student who only scored 197 points in the final exam of the second year of high school make a comeback in one year? A brain potential researcher came to help. Other people's systems fell from the sky, but his system was built by himself. He obtained a strong goal driving force based on psychological suggestion, and established a brain reward mechanism by decomposing the goals. He obtained dopamine secretion from the achievement of each small goal. Learning became as addictive as eating melon seeds. Not only that, he also became an Olympiad champion, a kung fu master, a movie star, a billionaire... A year later, world-renowned schools came to compete for him. The main characters: Fang Moyan, Yuan Lanxi, Dian Weiwei *note:This novel is influenced from a chinese novel I changed some pointes from the novel and posted here.Please enjoy reading it* There will be 3 updates daily that is 21 chs/week.

In the shadowed heart of Arunachal Pradesh, deep within the forgotten valleys of Dibang, there exists a place lost to time and wrapped in horror. No map dares mark it, no local speaks its name. It is a place woven from nightmares, where a golden light glows at dusk, and an eerie, seductive music echoes through the mist. This place has but one rule: once you step within its grasp, you belong to it—forever. Those who have ventured close are drawn in, captivated, and when they realize the terrible truth and beg to leave, they find only one way out—a final, blood-stained sacrifice. Enter, and you may never escape.

The story takes place in a world where humanity faces relentless attacks from spirits, and an organization known as the Spirit Hunters Organization (SHO) is tasked with defending humanity. The story follows Noah, an orphan who possesses extraordinary spirit-hunting abilities. After enrolling in the SHO, he quickly rises through the ranks to become a Special Grade hunter. Now, Noah finds himself assigned to unit SG-04, a specialized team consisting of four SPECIAL GRADE hunters.

After three years of marriage, her husband didn’t even know who she was. Their first real meeting? On the bed. With a divorce agreement in hand, Sheng Mian signed it without hesitation, believing their lives would part ways forever. But fate had other plans. One day, rumors swept through the Imperial City—Fu Yancheng, the cold and unattainable president of the Fu Corporation, had taken an interest in a rising designer. Time and again, he stood up for her, helped her crush her enemies, and ruthlessly cut off her potential suitors. Curious onlookers couldn’t resist asking the woman in question, “What exactly is your relationship with Mr. Fu?” With a faint smile, Sheng Mian replied, “Besides employer and employee... well, just ex-husband and ex-wife.”

this is my oc Noa riya a boy with his luck down but hopes high to be a great duelist I intend to take this story to duelist kingdom and futher beyond

The Half Blood: A Valley of Skinwalkers In the year 2118, terrifying creatures from fiction have become reality. Two hundred years prior, a powerful sorceress unleashed these horrors upon the world. Since then, mankind has fought a relentless war for survival against them. Jamie, a soldier in the US Army, is half a werewolf and half human. He must hide his dual nature from both sides of the world, living in constant fear of discovery. Jamie and his team are dispatched to investigate a mysterious valley where numerous people have disappeared after answering a distress call. What begins as a routine mission quickly turns into a desperate struggle for survival as they face off against a sinister and enigmatic enemy. Jamie must confront the horrors of the valley and the secrets of his own nature as he fights to protect his team and uncover the truth behind the terrifying valley of skinwalkers, pushing his abilities and his humanity to the limit in a battle for survival.

Blakely Arcas is a socially dense 15-year-old who hates wasting her energy on unnecessary things. "Why make the bed if I will be getting back into it later on?" "Is it really necessary to spend four years with a bunch of loud, obnoxious teens just to get a piece of paper? How about we cut the time in half? Make it two years instead. More time to sleep". When a new VR MMORPG is released, her best friends make her play it. "What do you mean I can be or do whatever I want in the game?! I want.... I want to be a Panda!" *I do not own the cover; please don't sue me. I will take it down, I swear! *

things you see on tv, and dream about is things you should hide from now, they are real