Fart Blaster

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

Synopsis: A failed Indian footballer dies with regret in a forgotten corner of Europe — only to wake up as a boy again in Kerala, reborn with memories of his shattered dreams. This time, Arjun Dev won’t fail. With the fire of a past life burning in his soul, he sets out from the dusty fields of Thrissur to rewrite destiny — driven by the promise he made to his late father, haunted by flashes of his previous fall, and surrounded by rivals, scouts, and one girl who sees through the weight he carries. From Kerala Blasters to Europe’s biggest stages, Arjun must fight for glory, for legacy, and for love — rising through grit, heartbreak, and historic triumphs. This is not just a story of football. It’s the story of redemption. Of love. Of unfinished fate. And of a second chance no one saw coming. . . . . . #football

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)

Karena tak bisa membeli tiket konser Muse, Nadya sampai merengek-rengek di bawah pohon eucalyptus di belakang sekolah. Ia hampir menangis, bahkan sampai menelungkupkan kepalanya karena frustrasi. Namun, saat ia mengangkat kepalanya, ada seorang cowok yang berdiri di hadapannya. Bukan, cowok itu bukan orang asing. Cowok itu adalah Aldo Nugraha. Blasteran Prancis-Indonesia, Ketua OSIS, kapten tim basket, dan siswa terpintar di angkatan mereka. Dengan senyum yang secerah matahari, Aldo dikenal sebagai sosok yang ramah dan menyenangkan. Baik cewek maupun cowok, semua orang menyukai kehadirannya. Namun, di hari itu, ia mendekati Nadya dengan satu kalimat yang mengubah segalanya: "Kamu mau tiket konser Muse?" "Iya," jawab Nadya, masih manyun. "Aku punya satu tiketnya," ucap Aldo. "tapi kamu yakin?" "Yakin kenapa?" tanya Nadya bingung. "Ada perjanjiannya." "Hah?" Nadya mengernyitkan dahi. Perjanjian apa? Ah, bodo amat! Yang penting dia bisa dapat tiketnya! "Oke, oke, nggak apa-apa! Apa aja perjanjiannya asal aku dapet tiketnya!" ujar Nadya mantap. Ia memang penggemar berat Muse. "Oke. Perjanjiannya itu..." ujar Aldo, matanya menatap Nadya dengan lekat. Cowok itu pun tersenyum manis, lalu melanjutkan: "Kamu jadi pacar aku."

Yang Talitha tahu, pria itu hanyalah seorang model dan aktor terkenal dari Taiwan. Wajah pria itu sering ia lihat di majalah, iklan, dan media sosial. Selaku blasteran Indonesia-Taiwan, pesona pria itu terlalu mematikan untuk tidak diperhatikan. Namun, semuanya berubah saat pria itu tiba-tiba muncul sebagai bos besar di perusahaan otomotif tempat kakak laki-laki Talitha bekerja. Talitha mengira pertemuan mereka hanya kebetulan. Sayangnya, bukan. Tanpa sadar, hidup Talitha (yang jomblo dari lahir ini) mulai terikat pada sosok pria itu: Deon. Pria yang terlalu mendominasi, terlalu ingin tahu di mana Talitha berada, dan terlalu mudah hilang kendali. Dia terlalu posesif; dia menjaga sesuatu yang ia klaim sebagai 'miliknya' dengan ketat. Sebagai mahasiswi Teknik Sipil di Universitas Indonesia yang selama ini hidup bebas, Talitha mendadak merasa dikekang. Ia bahkan mulai bertanya-tanya apakah ia masih bisa mengagumi kakak-kakak tingkat di fakultasnya tanpa merasa...diawasi oleh Deon. Namun, satu hal yang harus diingat: Bedakanlah antara terjerat...dan dijerat. Karena Deon, dengan semua karismanya yang luar biasa itu, bukan hanya pria yang menggenggam Talitha terlalu erat. Dia adalah iblis...yang bersemayam di dalam tubuh manusia.

"Hey, want to be reincarnated?" It all started with that simple question, sure it wasn't said exactly in that way or context but it's all the same, the events remained the same... and so did its effects, its effects on both her story and on herself. Mysterious beings sending people across the many worlds through a cafe and their strange sense of doing things have brought her into an experience that she would either regret experiencing or look back on as necessary suffering. An alien planet of human-looking people who display power and skills of unique origin. With blasters, air rifles, railguns, flying ships, flying cars, spaceships, teleporters, and enormous rings, she woke to find herself in a world that was foreign to her with all forms of objects that she could only dream of. They continuously went against what she thought to be humanly possible, though I guess that is no longer a valid thought to have, they however have predetermined thoughts about her. The people there despised her existence, they wished for her pain, her suffering, her death... Throughout many years of pain and suffering, she still found a way to come out on top, she found a way to prove her existence ignoring all that was done to her and said about her. Like a bolt of lightning, she came quickly, she came loudly, and she left her presence in the hearts and minds of the people she encountered, for that was what she desired, for however much they wanted her erasure and disappearance she wanted them to be reminded of her presence even more. Blue Paint. Her hair and eyes cultivate the paint that is splattered across the canvas that is her, and the pain she amasses shall be the brush she uses to plaster said paint. At the end of the journey even with the many things, she shall experience on the way her mind will always go back to when she was asked that very simple question. "Hey, do you want to be reincarnated?" *** Extra Tags – Gender-bender, Action, Adventure, War, etc. Chapter length - 1500 - 2700 One chapter a week. (No promises) COVER IS NOT MINE, I am not the cover's rightful owner. If the original artist wants it taken down then please contact me! Discord: https://discord.gg/cBKysw4VFx

(Ini dalah novel dengan cerita terbodoh yang pernah aku buat di tahun 2009 dengan gaya penulisan remaja puber. Dan sangat malas untuk memperbaikinya.) Date Yoshimune, atau Franky, adalah seorang pemuda blasteran Jepang-Indonesia yang tinggal di Surabaya. 1 Kisahnya mengikuti kehidupannya di sekolah, pergulatannya dengan identitasnya, hubungannya dengan teman-teman dan seorang gadis bernama Haruna, serta keterlibatannya dalam dunia samurai dan seni bela diri. 2 Cerita ini juga mencakup konflik, perkelahian, dan perjalanan emosional Franky saat ia menghadapi berbagai tantangan dalam hidupnya, termasuk kepindahannya ke Hokkaido.

In the skies above, two wandering fart clouds chase, clash, and connect. What begins as chaos turns into sacrifice, memory, and a strange afterlife where destiny takes shape. A surreal romance born from gas, grief, and grace. Sometimes, the weirdest forms hold the most human hearts

Perseus starts his first year in the empires magical academy, right in its main planet Terra Ultima, and conviently called by the emperor 'Academiae Primae Terra' he was chosen and was given the honours to be one of the few lowborn to participate at Terra Ultima, an academy that prided itself in welcoming only the students with outstanding magical talents,for this exact reason Perseus was taken by a spaceship after his last year of school. hi! guys author here! I just wanted to say that this novel takes some concepts and what ifs from 40k and adapts the powersystem in a mix of jujutsukaisens and classical mana-based power system,this is a fic that i wanted to start for a while, ho.... there will be some magical beast contracts too (since this worldhas gods in it, altough you've seen it by the tags) i changed the 40k stuff, i have taken inspiration for the organizations of the empire but made it a LOT morre different in practice, anyway if you like fantasy or slayng demons with soulbonded blasters you my friends are in the right place!

Kito isn’t like other boys. He walks on all fours, hisses at tourists, steals walkie-talkies, and once bit a priest during a school field trip. Raised by gorillas in the heart of the Nairobi Zoo after mysteriously appearing in their enclosure as a baby, Kito has spent his entire life climbing fences, grooming zookeepers, and wreaking total havoc on the laws of biology, bureaucracy, and basic human decency. Now he’s fifteen, and the chaos is just beginning. This webnovel chronicles the misadventures of a feral, emotionally complex, possibly genius boy as he navigates life inside (and occasionally outside) the zoo. each chapter is a bite-sized tale of absurdity, occasional violence, misunderstood affection, and the unfiltered wilderness of growing up outside society... but inside a glass box. --- Expect: ✅️ A bunch of short stories about the mc ✅ Primate-level parkour ✅ Feral social commentary ✅ Unhinged zoo politics ✅ Questionable dietary decisions ✅ Soft moments between chaos ✅️ Kinda misleading chapter titles ✅️ Slightly nsfw moments ✅️ Children humor ✅️ A chaotic neutral Menace to Society mc --- If you're into weird coming-of-age stories, heartfelt mayhem, and semi-domesticated jungle boys causing problems on purpose, you're in the right enclosure. Wrong: This novel will contain fart jokes, bad humor, some light mention of nudity, and maybe some dirty jokes. ___________________________________ This is my first ever attempt at a novel/story, it's probably gonna be bad, but i hope that someone will actually like it. I'll be happy if someone even reads it, no hate comments please, if you don't like it, just don't read it. honestly I'm not the best at writing, so if you see any grammatical mistakes or spelling mistakes, please just point it out to me, thanks.

1. Fondasi alam semesta Nama dunia : alkein Struktur dunia : 14 juta benua dan sangat amat beragam ras dan spesies, laut yang teramat luas, dan ada dimensi lain. Sejarah dunia : alam semesta sudah di buat oleh Tuhan yang maha kuasa 2. Ras & spesies Sangat amat banyak ras dan spesies yang beragam Ciri khas budaya : setiap ras mempunyai gaya hidup yang berdeda, serta mempunyai keunikan kekuatan tersendiri dari setiap ras, makanya sangat sedikit kemungkinan untuk saling menjajah karena ada kesetaraan dalam hal keunikan kekuatan itu. 3. Sistem kekuatan Setiap ras mempunyai sumber kekuatan Masing-masing . Tentusaja ada ras yang menggunakan runes, mantra, relik, sumber kekuatan alam, orb, kekuatan roh purba, energi tubuh dsb. Jadi masih ada keterbatasan untuk menguasai setiap kekuatan karna setiap ras punya sumbernya masing-masing. 4. Karakter utama Nama : Ruhosi ( ras campuran) bapanya blasteran ras cahaya dan kegelapan, ibunya blasteran manusia dan ras half elf. Latar belakang : ruhosi di buang dengan alasan yang masih misteri Kekuatan awal masih misteri, ruhosi akan selalu mendapatkan kekuatan baru seiring dengan latihan, pengalaman dari setiap pertarungan dengan berbagai monster dan ras Kepribadian : banyak penasaran, tak kenal lelah dan menyerah, penuh semangat serta konyol, tidak banyak berpikir yang penting menurut nya itu seru

Bukankah Bullying itu melanggar hukum? Melodi gadis berkacamata pindahan dari Jakarta menjadi bulan-bulanan bully dari kakak kelasnya sekaligus pemilik sekolah tersebut. Dion atmadisastra pria blasteran Bandung Jerman adalah pembuat onar yang membuat semua siswa ketakutan saat menatap dirinya. hingga suatu hari, Melodi harus menerima pelecehan dari kakak kelasnya tersebut dan membuat nya depresi hingga kehilangan kedua orang tuanya saat mendengar pelecehan terhadap putri tunggalnya. sedangkan Dion..pria pembuat onar itu seolah menutup mata pada kesalahannya dan memilih pergi meninggalkan Melodi yang hamil di usia belia. sebuah kehidupan pahit yang harus dia jalani menjadi seorang ibu di usia yang masih sangat muda.. hingga beberapa tahun kemudian, saat melodi mulai bisa menatap masa depan bersama putra nya, tiba-tiba. sosok Dion kembali datang menghantui kehidupan ibu dan anak tersebut. 18+ bacaan dewasa dan bijak dalam memilih bacaan, banyak adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar.

Trong một thế giới nơi phép thuật và công nghệ cùng tồn tại, Gabaria – một cậu bé người cá mập thuần chủng, được loài người nhận nuôi – lớn lên giữa những ánh nhìn tò mò và lòng yêu thương vô điều kiện từ ba mẹ nuôi. Dù khác biệt về hình dạng và xuất thân, cậu vẫn sống hạnh phúc tại thị trấn nhỏ, nơi cậu dần khám phá ra năng lực kỳ lạ bên trong mình. Khi lớn lên và bước vào trường phép thuật, Gabaria không chỉ học cách kiểm soát những quả bong bóng phép thuật độc đáo mà còn đối mặt với định kiến, âm mưu, và cả những thử thách sinh tử. Qua các trận chiến, sự phản bội, và những người bạn mới – cậu nhận ra mình là một phần của một huyền thoại bị lãng quên: hậu duệ của tộc người cá mập thống trị đại dương – Merman hiếm với sức mạnh đặc biệt. Cùng với mong muốn bảo vệ những người thân yêu và giải mã thân thế thật sự, Gabaria dấn thân vào hành trình khám phá sự thật bị chôn vùi dưới đáy đại dương... và xa hơn nữa – là vận mệnh của cả thế giới phép thuật.

In the year of 3055, finally 15th world war broke between the power nations . People suffering everywhere, dying due to bombing, starving, mecha power blasters destroying places as if the places were made of legos, among which Mo Chou Lian, the granddaughter of the Great General Mo Shang Ming of the Republic of China, was sent to the frontier once her grandfather fell down. With not much mecha power in hand, and martial arts not coming in hand, Mo Chou Lian was pushed down the cliff once the enemy soldiers brought down her 100000 soldiers with mecha-bots . As Mo Chou Lian took her last breath she felt as if this was the only moment she could catch her breath. As long as she can remember her life was spent in the drilling grounds of her grandfather, always being trained in her martial arts, sent off to small war zones to gain experience with her super mecha robot. She doesn't know what it feels like to just sit alone for an hour and enjoy her own company; and just like that at the age of 20 Mo Chou Lian died amidst her own soldiers in a battle ground. However, what she didn't expect was to open her eyes and find herself to transmigrate to a different world where technology advancement was not even a thing. In other words, it was like the Ancient China , but not the China itself. Now being reborn all Mo Chou Lian wants is to live her life peacefully in leisure. Thus, Mo Chou Lian's life of retirement starts and on the way somehow ends up getting a wife and child as well. Well, that's not something bad, now is that? Who cares cause Mo Chou Lian doesn't. "Wife, you do not have to mind me looking at you. It’s just I can’t get enough even by looking at you for so long so how about letting me look at you naked, how about just going to the bed?” Chou Lian: …… ----- Hey guys! It's my first time writing an original story , I mean one which is not a fanfic, so I hope you guys will like it^^ (This story plot and characters everything is my original creation. So please don’t steal my story and publish it elsewhere.) (the picture for cover does not belong to me and the credit goes to the original owner)

Ryu Tanaka, a pro gamer, rage-quits a buggy RPG only to wake up inside it after a freak power surge. He’s in Valdris, a world where the “System 2.0” is glitched to hell: kill a dragon, get a rusty spoon; cast a spell, summon a fart cloud. Worse, his class—“Glitch Knight”—comes with a sentient sword, Snarkfang, that roasts him mid-battle. Ryu’s stuck with a misfit party: a klepto healer, a berserker scared of blood, and a bard who only knows polka. Together, they exploit the bugs—crashing quests for loot, stacking debuffs into buffs—to overthrow the Admin King, a dev-turned-god patching the world to trap them. Victory means escaping back to Earth—or rewriting Valdris into their playground.

eat beans and stay woke

Too bulky for a sidearm, too small for a proper rifle—behold, the Half-Spec Blaster. Too heftty for a quick draw, yet underwhelming at range—versatile, but never truly mastering any single role. But that’s just fine. Embracing this peculiar weapon, I, Narwhal—station drifter, low-rank mercenary, and certified expert in staying out of trouble—have a dream. A dream of living simply. With my powers, I could challenge warlords, take on high-risk contracts, and shape the galaxy with secret knowledge. But I won’t. Work moderately, survive well—that’s the ideal life in the void! Small-time guild jobs. The occasional space hunt. Food that doesn’t taste like recycled rations. If I can be of some use along the way? Good enough. This is the tale of a man drifting through the stars, clinging to a blaster that never excels in any one area… and an adventure that avoids too much adventure.

Noah was betrothed to Werewolf Prince Kincade at birth. Her Marriage Contract came with a virginity clause. She knew that a day would come when she would accept her fate and marry this nightmare of man that terrified her, what she didn't except was to meet Kincade for the first time, fall for Kincade...hop on the Kincade Express - tum tum! all in a space of an hour. Except now, the man that was standing in front of her claiming to be the real Kincade, looked nothing like the man, who spent a better part of last night in between her legs. she had been tricked! and worse! she was pregnant for a man she had neither the means or way of contacting. Follow Noah as she navigate the mess she calls her life, while hiding from the world that she was carrying the wrong Alpha's child. p.s cover is not mine. **** "Where's Kincade? Let's get this shit over with, okay?" I said, scanning the hall way for my contracted husband to be. My mother almost fainted but my father bit back a smile. Occasionally, he was the father every little girl pray for. "We will get to that as soon as we get a little thing out of the way" Lady Bridgette said and looked around like she misplaced something of little value. "I suppose any number of these vacant rooms would suffice for the inspection" "What inspection?" I asked no one in particular. The dowager duchess pointed at the room behind us and announced "This would do. Come" she commanded like we were dogs. She said and walked past me and pushed the door open. I was ushered inside the room and when Eva Belle tried to enter, the door was shut in her face. "The mother can stay but I doubt the father is needed, Yolanda" Bridgette spoke over us like we were servants not royalties. Sure, Avalon was the smallest country in the world but an old fart like her had no right to disrespect us. "Hey! Lady! What's going on?" I asked as my father per her request started walking towards the door. "Just do what she says, baby" My father whispered and walked out. I was still confused. "What's going on?!" "Hop on the bed, take off your undies and spread your legs, Nicolette" Lady Bridgette commanded. I almost laughed out loud. "Lady, are you high on fumes?" I asked her and laughed, turning around to laugh at the joke with my mother but she wasn't laughing. "Mom?" "Just do what they say. It would only take a minute, Noah" "A minute to..." "Doctor Stephen is here on behalf of Essex to check...to see...if you are still...intact" my mother murmured. I stood froze. There was nothing remotely funny about this. "They want to check to see if I was a virgin? For real? Is this a joke?" "Just do it" Mother said. "Dad!" I yelled on top of my voice. He couldn't have gone far. "Hop on the bed willingly or you would be restrained" Bridgette threatened.

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Sophie, a die - hard fan of star Leon, dies and is reborn as a cat. When Leon is filming, he pets her. A strange system in Sophie's mind assigns tasks to bring them closer. She follows him home, farts on his leg in the car, and later bites him. Leon, unfazed, takes her to the pet hospital. Next morning, with a new task, their sweet connection is set to grow.

Reinhard Curt menjadi yatim piatu sejak kecelakaan yang merenggut nyawa kedua orang tuanya. Bocah blasteran Indo-Jerman ini menjadi remaja yang pendiam, tidak mau bicara dan diduga depresi oleh Paman dan Bibinya. Ternyata bukan hanya depresi, tapi semenjak terbangun dari koma Rei bisa melihat sesuatu yang berbeda. Banyak makhluk aneh tampak hidup bersama di lingkungannya. Makhluk yang seperti laba-laba berwarna warni dan sangat mikroskopis bisa dia lihat hampir di semua benda. Makhluk seperti jelly juga kadang menempel di pundak, ujung ruangan, kamar mandi dan ruang gelap. Belum lagi makhluk bersinar yang sering berkumpul di tempat terang, dan tampak seperti bernyanyi mengikuti suara angin. Rei pernah bercerita pada bibinya, tapi malah dokter yang dikirim untuknya. Semenjak itu Rei lebih suka diam dan karena khawatir Bibi Laura mengirimnya ke rumah Nenek Mariam di desa tempat kelahiran ibunya. Rei yang blasteran sulit bergaul dengan teman-temannya dan memilih menyendiri untuk bermain di halaman Neneknya. Sebuah tempat dimana dia melihat sebuah lubang sebesar lubang semut yang bisa menyedotnya masuk ke dunia yang tidak dia bayangkan sebelumnya. Apa yang akan terjadi dengan Rei? Apakah dia bisa kembali ke rumah Neneknya? Petualangan apa yang sedang menantinya dan makhluk apa saja yang bisa dia temukan disana? Yuk simak ceritanya!

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

Shiloh had decided he had enough of his dreadful homeworld. He hid aboard a ship and left the planet behind, hoping to find something far away worth his time. Unfortunately, the ship stumbled into a battle between two warring planetary factions. Shiloh takes the escape pod to the nearest planet, Nuvkaw, only to find the conditions aren’t any nicer than those back home. Armed with a cheap blaster, a ship computer in his comm device, impact shields, and years of experience dealing with harsh planet conditions, Shiloh must find a way to thrive in his new home. An adventure of action, humor, love, regicide, and horror. This diary will serve as our guide should we ever find ourselves in similar conditions. Content warnings: This story contains descriptions and implications of events and themes that may be inappropriate for younger audiences. Reader Discretion Advised. Set to 18+.

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kehidupan masa SMA di negara Prancis dari seorang perempuan blasteran yang bernama Kei gothlief dan menguak salah satu misteri tentang président council yang bernama Amadeus George. Apa hubungan kei, ka Ge Dan ayah kei?

Siapa bilang seorang Nathan Ryuu, lelaki blasteran Jepang - Perancis, adalah anak dari seorang konglomerat besar, sudah hancur dan tak memiliki cinta usai dia kalah dari Vince Hong dalam memperebutkan Ruby? Lelaki muda dan berkuasa ini terlalu jauh dari kata menyerah, meski pemikiran itu sempat menghinggapinya di awal-awal perceraiannya. Nyatanya, takdir dari langit mencoba menawarkan asa baginya untuk sekali lagi bertaruh pada cinta wanita tak terduga. Apakah dia berani mengambil taruhan itu? Wanita itu, Reiko Arata Zein, seorang blasteran Jepang - Indonesia yang harus berjuang sendiri ketika dunia sedang menguji dan menderanya. Kalaupun mereka memutuskan untuk bersatu, bisakah menghadapi semua badai yang diciptakan orang-orang di sekitar mereka? Atau lebih baik menyerah demi kebaikan bersama? ================================== =*= Novel DEWASA =*= ================ Tolong yang belum umur 18 tahun jangan coba-coba melirik apalagi membaca novel ini atau penulis tidak akan bertanggung jawab apabila Anda dewasa sebelum waktunya. Bijaksana dan bijaksini dalam memilih bacaan yang sesuai dengan Anda. Language: Indonesia Warning: (mungkin) akan ada adegan-adegan dewasa Source of story: (spin-off) Lady in Red 21+

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Pertemuan pertama yang membuat seorang Aslan khan terngiang-ngiang selama semalaman. Saat itu pria dengan setelan jas berwarna abu abu yang begitu rapi sedang mengendarai mobilnya dengan kecepatan rendah di sebuah jalanan kota yang terlihat tidak terlalu ramai. Tiba-tiba dirinya di kejutkan oleh seorang wanita yang masuk ke dalam mobilnya, saat ia berhenti memarkirkan mobilnya untuk membeli minuman di supermarket. Perempuan yang bersembunyi itu bernama Jihan karbella. Seorang blasteran Turki dan Eropa. Wanita yang memakai gaun lengan terbuka dan panjang di atas lutut itu gemetaran dengan mata kirinya yang lebam dan bibirnya berdarah. Saat Aslan akan menanyakan apa yang terjadi dengan gadis itu. Tiba tiba saja gadis itu langsung pergi keluar dari mobilnya. Lalu segera berlari menyebrang dan memasuki bus yang berhenti di depan halte. Tidak di sangka ternyata Aslan kembali bertemu dengan Jihan di toko roti. Saat itu Aslan melihat Jihan dengan pakaian sexy. Jihan membeli beberapa roti lalu keluar dengan di jemput sebuah mobil van. Aslan terus mencari siapa sebenarnya Jihan. Setelah seminggu ia tahu bahwa Jihan membutuhkan bantuannya untuk kabur dari sang ayah. Berhasilkah Aslan membawa pergi Jihan dari sarang kegelapan milik ayahnya?