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Hellow guys! This is a book filled with peoms and poetry!And just lil heads-up,I'm the author that writes usually when I grieve so I hope you enjoy reading it

In a city fractured by a new reign of evil, Maya has learned that survival often requires staying in the shadows. But when whispers of a group called the Resistance reach her, she’s drawn in by a sense of duty and a burning idealism for justice. This is no ordinary group—they fight in secret, countering the dark forces that keep the public in fear and submission. Caught between her own moral compass and the brutal tactics of those around her, Maya must navigate a world where trust is rare and betrayal is common. With allies who have hidden pasts and enemies lurking at every turn, she’s thrust into a high-stakes struggle that could change everything. But as the lines between good and evil blur, Maya begins to question: how far is she willing to go to reclaim the city—and herself?

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

A collection of poems.

#adventure #action #drama #comedy #humor #romance. QUANDO CINCO AVENTUREIROS SE UNEM PELO INCOVENIENTE, SÓ PODE DAR ALTAS CONFUSÕES. UM GRUPO COM OBJETIVOS DIFERENTES UNIDOS APENAS PARA SUBIR DE RANK DENTRO DA GUILDA.

Werewolf Sheriff's Adventure in a Foreign World **Summary**: The story tells about Raven, a deputy sheriff of the city guard who crossed into a different world, and Sheriff Ellie, a werewolf, experiencing various adventures in the city of Wima together. Raven was assassinated during a mission but accidentally discovered Ellie's werewolf identity. To help Ellie conceal her identity, they cooperated with the alchemist Vela and successfully dealt with the crisis on the full moon night. Later, they solved many cases, including the out-of-control supernatural creature, the criminal organization "Vegetable Market", and the invasion of the Church of Varkilis. During his battle with Vladimir, Raven successfully infiltrated the Church of Varkilis but discovered the secret of Councillor Harrington's cooperation with demons. In the end, Raven assassinated Harrington and protected the safety of the city of Wima. **Interesting Points**: 1. **Novel Character Settings**: Ellie is a werewolf sheriff, and Vela is a hundred-year-old vampire alchemist. These unique character settings add novelty to the story. 2. **Full of Twists and Turns**: From Raven's crossing, being assassinated, to discovering Ellie's secret, and then fighting against various criminal organizations, the plot is compact and full of suspense. 3. **Rich and Diverse Elements**: The story combines various elements such as magic, combat, and reasoning. For example, Raven's use of the Trickster's ability and the battle with demons make the story more colorful. 4. **Humorous and Witty Dialogues**: The dialogues between the characters are often humorous, adding a relaxed atmosphere to the tense story. 5. **Growth and Transformation**: Raven gradually grows from a crosser into a real guard. His mentality and abilities have undergone great changes, and this growth process is inspiring.

18+ slice-of-life novel, follow the journey of a man reincarnated into a world of cultivation. tags: harem, system, cultivation, r18 ,humor

Zephyr just wanted a peaceful midnight stroll, but who could’ve predicted he’d end up being chased by a ghost truck and a giant spider the size of a bus? After escaping the truck in a park, he finds himself running through a forest, hunted by a monstrous creature, all while trying to wrap his head around the absurdity of it all. But of course, why not add a bit of dark humor while waiting to be eaten? It’s all just too ridiculous, but hey, at least he’ll have a great story to tell if he survives!

This romcom concept combines the universally beloved theme of second chances with the vibrant, delicious backdrop of Indian cuisine. It offers plenty of room for humor, sweet moments, cultural insights, and a touch of nostalgia, perfect for readers who enjoy both romance and food-related stories with a cultural twist! Key Themes: Rediscovering love after heartbreak The art of food as an emotional connection Forgiveness and healing from the past The cultural blend of modernity and tradition in Indian cuisine The power of second chances

This is not a full on novel, rather an anthology of my poetry mostly about love over the years, Volume 1 is the better poetry and volume 2 is everything that’s not what I consider my quality poetry but still sharing it anyway. this explores mostly sad and angry themes featuring heartbreak so read at your own discretion

I spent years avoiding poetry, and what happens? Got me when I least expected it. Born after seeing a tv programme. Pushed by a need to escape from writing that epic. Reflexes to landscapes, skyscapes and flowers: Reflexes to music that stirs the beat. Dances. A Poetry Collection.

Just imagine: you wake up in a hospital after a long coma and find out that you’re surrounded by zombies! You try to escape and finally find the floor plan but it’s all in French! And you are actually in France! You are naked except for a baseball bat and zombies are about to take a bite of your bare ass. But worry not, because you have your own dimensional haven. Its a light if a little chaotic story filled with humor and zero drama. ———————————————————————————————————— This story is a translation of an original novel by author Dmitri Dornichev.

Following the 3rd lyric book release of "Happily Ever After" released in 2022, Dancing Alone in The Dark" is a part of a 2 ACT series, official follow up and 4th (4-5th) lyric book projects by singer/songwriter, Darius Clayton. Set To Release June 21st, of 2024. (First Updated: Bio On November 13th 2023.) (Last Updated: Bio On March 22nd 2024.) ACT II. Out August 1st. Let the poetry speak for itself.

In a world brimming with dungeons and dragons, Elliot is an ordinary delivery man with an extraordinary job—he navigates perilous dungeons and delivers magical items to adventurers and mystical beings. Armed with his trusty enchanted satchel and a knack for witty commentary, Elliot’s days are filled with dodging goblin attacks, negotiating with grumpy wizards, and handling magical mishaps. As he juggles deliveries and encounters bizarre creatures, Elliot learns that even the simplest tasks can lead to grand adventures. "Dungeon Delivery Service: Leveling Up by Running Errands!" is a heartwarming and humorous journey through a realm where the mundane and the magical blend in delightfully unexpected ways.

In a bustling city teeming with adventurers and dreams, young Acer is just another commoner yearning for a life beyond the mundane. Living in the shadows of towering guild halls and echoing taverns, he often finds himself daydreaming of grand quests and legendary heroes. The city's heart beats beneath the surface, where a frequently visited underground dungeon lies hidden beneath the Adventurer's Guild. Determined to prove his worth, Acer decides to venture into the dungeon, fully aware of its dangers and the rival adventurers who seek glory within its depths. However, his greatest battle is not just against the treacherous challenges of the dungeon but also against the darker forces within himself. Confronting his fears and self-doubt, he must navigate a world filled with mystical creatures and the weight of expectations from those around him. Along the way, Acer forges unexpected friendships, encounters humorous mishaps, and learns that bravery is not the absence of fear but the will to face it, and yanderes....a lot of them. In a tale that blends seriousness, humor, and drama, Acer's quest becomes a reflection of the struggle we all face against the world and within ourselves. Will he rise above the challenges and discover the hero that lies dormant within, or will he remain just another face in the crowd?

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amends, Dhruv agrees to the terms, unaware that the mysterious man is none other than Lord Vishnu in disguise. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself, he finds himself in an unusual mix of existential crises, dark humor, and supernatural chaos. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose. This story is a refreshing take on mythology, where the mortal and the divine collide in unexpected and often hilarious ways, challenging Dhruv to find his own redemption and bring fulfillment to his life's story...

Dive right in to ease what your heart yearns for the most! A melody for every heart is merely a compilation of poetry.

In the blood-soaked world of Magus , Aizen, a young man from Earth, finds himself thrust into a brutal reality where Sorcery reigns supreme. Once a lowly servant, despised and humiliated, Aizen hid his true intentions beneath a mask of submission. With each insult endured and every drop of blood spilled, he sharpened his resolve, guided by the mysterious Wisdom System.

Just a space where I let my poetry do the talking, no big deal.

Short stories and poetry all in one. A collection of internal monologues and thoughts.

Amanda desires to be held in the arms of a man she can't control. To tremble with irrational fear as he took command. Pushing her beyond her limits as her body shakes in waves of pleasure. In pursuit of her wildest fantasy, Amanda joins her friend at an extravagant party. What begins as a coed erotica fantasy dissolves into horrors of a dark romance.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** This story is slowburn that contains fluff and will contain some mature scenes soon.

Warning: Explicit Content (18+) "Mine now," he whispers, his breath hot against my skin. "Say it." My voice trembles, "Daddy?” "Louder," he growls, his eyes burning with intensity. "Daddy!" I exclaim, the word echoing with a mix of defiance and surrender. His gaze lingers, savoring my submission. "That's right. You're mine." _ When Brielle Damara reunites with her long-lost friend Jace De Leon, she's drawn into his captivating world of dominance and desire. Initially hesitant, Brielle soon finds herself enthralled by Jace's seductive charm and the thrill of BDSM. As they navigate a contract of submission, Brielle discovers a hidden craving for the rush of pleasure and pain. Jace awakens her deepest passions, introducing her to a realm of consensual exploration. Their racy romance unfolds, weaving together scenes of intense satisfaction and misery. Whips, shackles, and seduction become the tools of their all-consuming game. Book 1 of the Addicted to You Series

Una historia que trata de abordar varios temas profundos y usar un poco en humor en ciertos momentos. (A story that tries to address several deep themes and use a little humor at certain moments.)

[Story of an Omega Emperor who will fall in love with one of his true blood brodalisques ^male odalisques^] Read if you want to find out what happened and what will happen to Magnus in the emperor's royal palace and how a special love story will start between him and the heartless emperor Octavius who used to hate love and deny its existence. This book contains: Submissive Shy alpha top. Dominant omega/power bottom. {The emperor} The book cover is made by me. Words count: 200k-250k

It is a modern fantasy novel brimming with humor and wit. It follows the journey of Wang Yang , a young man who rises from obscurity to become a formidable king through his unique survival instincts and comedic flair. Set in a world teeming with magic and battles, the story is told with a light-hearted touch that explores themes of power, wisdom, friendship, and personal growth. Wang Yang's cleverness and humor are his weapons against adversity, and his journey is not just an adventure of might and intellect, but also a quest for self-discovery and maturation. The novel's charm lies in its ability to make readers laugh while reflecting on the warmth and hope of life.

In a bustling city, 18-year-oldAlex Garcia is about to start his firstyear of college. After living a relativelyuneventful life with his single mother,Maria, he finds himself unexpectedlyinheriting his late grandmother's oldhouse-a charming, albeit slightlyrundown, place filled with memories. The house, located in a vibrantneighborhood, becomes a central hub forAlex and a group of young women-allfriends or family-like figures who slowlydrift into his life. Each character bringsunique quirks, challenges, and humor,making for a lively household.

its anything that you want it to be its meant for your feelings to just let lose

A fantasy novel with a unique blend of magic, adventure, and humor . Theory revolves around the titular character, Avatar embankment. Radar (Avantia Radel), a powerful alchemist known for his ability to transform decay into the wonder and command the strictth of various biological entities. Key Elements The protagonist, Avantia Radel, is a mysterious and charismatic figure with exceptional alchemical skills. The novel features a mix of fantasy creatures, including demon tribes, powerful magic beings, and mythical entities. Theory explores themes of transformation, power, and the blurring of moral soundaries. The narrative is known for its humor, wit, and engaging characters. [Restricted] This book is restricted, please do not read if you are under 18 years old. Turning decay into a magical spell of decline, commanding the powerful ability of alien creatures, the despised secret technique became ignited with his hands, and he also found a new way. He is the obscene magic chain gold master-Yafanti. Radel! 　　A blockbuster libertine, a charming rich man from the demon race, a powerfully transformed fairy saint. ． ． ． ． ． 　　In a turbulent time and space, a protagonist who never misses any "profit" opportunity is a work that makes people smile. Author : Handsome

It's a non-plotted one-shot, smut book, with Dominates Female and Submissive Male characters. The chapters are different from each others. Basically it's a smut book without any storyline. I hope you enjoy enough to support my Patreon one day! --Love, author!