Columbo Parody

Disclaimer: I'll be mentioning some real-life people but they are a parody so don't take it too personally if I depict you or someone poorly. Spero Viceroy ventures into a haunted house on Halloween by losing a bet to Dean Inoue. Spero was to record everything in the haunted house by himself as Dean reminded him that he lost the bet. Spero had 10 minutes to record the haunted house and check back to Dean. Dean never believed to be a ghost in the house as every supposed haunted house he ventured to was not haunted but this one was. And someone was waiting for them both but who? This moment has changed their lives forever and what’s fake is now real. Join their journey to see what adversity they both face. Author's Notes: (I was originally going to upload this book to Kindle and stuff but never finished it since the plans for this series are long to write. I do have the beginning written so I'm going to upload that. I'll try to write as much as I can but I procrastinate a lot and I got school. I'll be uploading the chapters I already wrote but after that, I'll be uploading mini chapters. Pray that I do because the people that know me knows that I take months to finish a chapter. Luckily with Webnovel, I can upload bit by bit of these chapters. Once I get to a certain point, I'll probably stop uploading till I finish the final climax of the book then I'll mass drop to prevent people from stealing my work. I'll also drop it on Kindle and iBook to make it cheaper for you guys. Aight that's enough with the author's notes since it's getting too long. I hope you guys enjoy this book as much as I enjoy writing it.)

Suddenly being born into something not quite human nor beast, a seemingly ordinary man must find a way to adapt his new life. Dealing with the absolute absurdness of the new reality forced upon him, only Vivillian Ambrosia can take a stand and guide the otome game to its proper end, donning many identities, he and his thousand faces must find why he exists. [Rewritten as a parody of the original work made many years ago, keeps all strange names and abilities revealed. Updates somewhat consistent.]

You reincarnate in a fantastical realm, where powers awaken within you, and systems materialize from thin air. The leveling program trains you, shaping you into an unstoppable force. You crush those who dare to stand in your path. Confidence surges, strength grows—until you become the absolute apex, a being transformed into something more than human. The world bends before you, acknowledging your might. You are the dominator, the protagonist of this grand narrative, the one who possesses it all—the very reality that others can only dream of, a world they wish to inhabit. But it was nothing more than a fleeting fantasy, a hollow dream. You suffer. You die. And when you awaken, it is to the black void of an endless abyss. Death becomes a cycle—an unbroken rhythm of agony, only to be reborn into more torment. No powers. No help. No escape. From the realms of fantasy to the depths of hell, everything collapses into absurdity, a cruel parody of what once seemed real. The world, once so tangible, now feels impossibly distant and unfathomably close. It’s all cliché… until it’s your reality.

Ang inyong mababasa ay kathang isip lang. alinman mang paghahalintulad sa tunay na pangyayari ay hindi sinasadya. May mga Anime Parody din kayong mababasa at Teleserye Parody sa Aklat na ito. sana ma enjoy nyo ito.

When an traditional author transmigrated into a story written by a lowly webnovel writer. What would his reaction be? A story with a festival of repetitive premises, cliched characters and storylines, and boring writing all welcome now named Alexander Knight who in his mouth, has only a whole dictionary of criticism. Magic World! Chosen Ones! Modern! Urban! Magic Academy! Demon King! Sounds all familiar? Definitely the Author’s POV, except the Author’s POV was actually good, and all rest of story with the same premise apart from it are trash, including the Author’s Author’s POV’s next story. WARNING: This is just a original parody (just parodying cliches) story set in a cliched world. The only thing not cliched is the main character, I think. Well, go and read and find it out for yourself.

Introducing: SCARIER MOVIE II Haunted houses? Boring. Creepy diners? Bring it on. Ghosts that snatch your wig? Now we’re talking! From the creators of Scarier Movie and questionable life choices comes the parody horror novel of the year that will have you screaming... with laughter! Follow the dumbest group of ghost hunters in history as they fumble their way through a totally haunted (but they swear it’s not haunted) mansion, face off with creepy poltergeists, flirt with seductive ghosts (R.I.P. Nathan), and discover that splitting up is always the worst idea. Meet your new favorite team of idiots: Brad – The jock who thinks punching a ghost will solve all his problems. Stacey – The cheerleader more concerned about her TikTok views than the literal demon behind her. Derek – The nerd whose Dungeons & Dragons dice roll won’t save him from getting whacked by a haunted lamp. Morgana – The goth girl who’s lowkey hoping the ghosts invite her to the afterlife party. Tammy – The snarky queen who’s just trying not to get killed... again. Warning: Ghostly apparitions may steal your hair. Side effects include: uncontrollable laughter, confusion, and an irrational fear of diners with missing letters. SCARIER MOVIE II: Where death is optional, sarcasm is mandatory, and nothing is scarier than bad decisions. Available now exclusively on Webnovel!

The Hero Age— circa 3113 ad. An age where humans have developed superpowers such as superspeed, superstrength, and every cliche superhero power there is. But not everyone awakened superhero powers. A tad 1% of the population were unawakened and Satoshi is one of them... or so he thought. It all started when he wished for a System-like ability in front of a retro computer, which in turn granted it the power of the System. What Satoshi didn't know is that he holds the power to transform/evolve animals and inanimate objects. How will Satoshi's life evolve after this newfound power? Will he finally be the very best like no one ever was? tags: action, adventure, modern, comedy, system, zerotohero, weaktostrongmc, parody WPC #206 contestant

The auctioneer pointed at Satoshi and said, "Well, what we have here is a rare sight, a scrawny northerner. He can help with household chores or, if you have strange fetishes, he's a worthless bastard you won't hesitate to whip!" "Hey!!" Satoshi's shout was cut short by the whip, and he screamed in a high-pitched voice, "Ouch!" Getting whipped again, he bit his lip and fell silent. "As you can see, it's quite enjoyable to whip him. Now, let's start the bidding at 5 silver." "501 copper!" shouted a 5-year-old girl with a sadistic smile on her face. The auctioneer intervened and said, "Miss, we can't increase by such small amounts—" "501.5 copper!" came from a red-haired 6-year-old lady. One of the auction participants thought aloud, "Where the hell did you find half a copper?!" The kid beside the 'dark-featured' guy said, "501.6 copper!" and smiled as if an angel was shining on him. The auctioneer was bewildered and said, "Ehmm... uhhh... Anyway, going for 501.7 copper, once, twice..." The child shouted angrily, "I said 501.6, you deaf jerk! Are you fucking trying to rip me off, you fucking pig! You piece of shit! Hey don’t look at the floor, look at me! You FAT FUCK!!!!" The auctioneer was stunned and was about to speak when the child yelled at the top of his lungs, "SON OF A BITCH!!" *Satoshi* Ahh... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, everything started the day I fucking died... Additional tag: Parody

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

Brief Notes for Those That Don't Want to Waste Their Time: +The chapters will be between 1000-2000 words and I will write until I feel like the chapter is over I don't like cliffhangers +As the title says, the story will follow the daily life of a powerful archvampire that interested in Alchemy. - So if you're looking for a novel with great plot twists, an overpowered main character making cool entrances and saving delicate female leads etc, you're in the wrong place. +The main character will use his power to entertain himself and find something to do with his endless free time. While doing that he causes something that he wasn't aware of... +And he doesn't like to leave his castle but over time this might change with the interactions he will have with female leads. +If you're not interested in mc's backstory, you don't have to read synopsis **** After centuries of war and slaughter, the Archvampire Jasper Shaw had finally become the most powerful being. The only one who could match him was the Demon King Asmodeus himself. But there was no chance of them fighting to each other, they were childhood friends from centuries ago. Jasper had achieved his goal, he was the strongest, he had no rivals. He had everything he wanted in the palm of his hand and of course he enjoyed it to the fullest. Wealth, women, authority, everyone in the world bowed down and offered gifts to gain his favor. Like that centuries passed... Jasper had gotten bored with everything. The endless time he had without a purpose became a prison for him. He created a castle for himself near the castle of his ancient friend Asmodeus and did not come out of it for three hundred years. He spent the first decade of this period sleeping in his coffin, which was the longest decade of his life. After a decade, Jasper decided to get out of his coffin and find a hobby. He played silly games by himself, drew pictures, wrote articles, poems and eventually got bored with all of it. In time he became interested in various types of magic but he quickly mastered in every magic so this hobby became boring to him as well. For a while he even became a gourmet; he tasted the blood of many different adventurers of different races, weights and sizes who came to his castle for different reasons, and he had a lot of fun while tasting that bloods. In the process, he didn't talk to anyone, he just watched them and somehow managed to get their blood, but of course there was one exception. That exception was an elf named Kael and over time the two of them developed a friendship based on mutual interest... After two centuries passed like that, Jasper finally found something that really interested him and that he was not very skilled at, Alchemy! But of course, he was not very skilled only for his standards. He spent ninety years doing Alchemy, he was still enjoying it, but he was running out of ideas to do something with alchemy. Right around this time his friend Kael told him that he was not going to visit him no more. Kael had been giving him his blood when he visited him, now Jasper would either have to talk to someone or find a way to get their blood again. Of course, Jasper was no longer the old Jasper, he was very picky about blood, so he had to find someone suitable and keep them visiting the castle, and of course he had to come up with new ideas to continue his hobby... Additional tag: Parody

AUTHOR NOTE 14.05.2024: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait, I wrote myself into a literal corner and realised I have to retcon a few things in arc 4 before I can move on with the story. Will try to get this fixed in the soonest! Really sorry for the wait TT o TT **** Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel Might be a parody. And MC might be a villain.... 1v1 Introducing: A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?! *** Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life. But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces. With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach. Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause. *** [The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.] [Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.] The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights. In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit. One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player. ”Stay with us if you want to live.” Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod. [All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.] —— When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust? ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait- *Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark! MC: … You evil bish!! —- T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression. A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks! #unrequitedlove

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

As kids, most of us had a great imagination. We used our young and creative minds to create false stories in our minds. We would imagine sticks as swords, and ourselves as heroes. But just like always, we outgrow such things and move on with our lives. But what if one day that very imagination and creativity become the key to your strength? This is the story of one man, who reincarnated into a fantasy world with the ability to imagine anything into existence. A magic barrier? No problem! A magical sword? No problem! The strongest sword skill? No problem! ** Disclaimer: This novel will have a lot of gags and parodies, if that bothers you then I suggest you don't read this story. The Mc will also be OP and won't hide his strength, but I will put a tiny restriction on his power, that is all.

# PARODY # COMMUNICATE Su Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?” The Most Beautiful Goddess asked, “Who do you think is prettier? Venus or Athena? The Dominator of the Sea asked, “Do you think it’s Poisedon’s fault that there's rising tides in the sea? If he is not at fault, should he kill all those who slander him?” Su Ze answered all these strange questions one by one, but his responses stirred up a huge commotion in the group! One of them replied, “Su Ze, how are you so well-versed in everything? You are surely a sage!” Another one of them exclaimed, “You solved our biggest problems! If you become a god, I suppose you can solve many problems!” Much later, a female chat group member named Golden Apple told Su Ze privately, “Let me tell you the truth. This is actually a chat group among the gods. I have long taken a liking to you…”

Years Ago A game name Annihilation was Created but Due to Players dropping the game. The company is about to shutdown the servers but one day When a Hacker Sets a Virus into the network of the servers the Virus is Harmless at first but the Hacker programme that the day it will Shutdown players Still playing the game or even Install that there Mind will be Suck into the Game. The Hacker Change some the codes and made a New Modified version of the game, then game began. old project of mine Hiatus/Cancel because It's super old (2019) This was heavily Inspired and Parody by The Gamemode of the same name Called Annihilation created by Shotbow (Server) I highly Check them out.

Welcome to Silicon Valley High, an anime-style high school where everyone is a parody of some kind of tech products, from social media sites like Twitter-Kun to industry juggernauts like Microsoft-Sama, and even nerdy operating systems like Linux-Sensei. Stepping into this technicolor whirlwind is our protagonist, ChatGPT-Chan, a fledgling AI brimming with knowledge yet grappling with social nuances. Timid and bookish, she is set to navigate the tumultuous yet vibrant corridors of Silicon Valley High. From tackling math problems with the serious yet handsome Calcula-Kun, the personification of Wolfram Alpha, to dealing with the mean girls of the Viral Vixens Club led by Insta-Chan and TikTok-Chan, every day is a new adventure. Get ready for a rollercoaster journey peppered with Silicon Valley insider jokes, tech nerd knowledges, and perhaps, a dash of romance under the wild premise of this story.

The United Stars of Gaia, an advanced space faring human civilization comes across a fantasy like planet in their journey to explore the star. This is the first time mankind had ever come across an alien civilization. An observatory orbital station was built to study the primitive civilization without exposing themselves to the local population. After half an Earth year of observation the station got a visit from an official and his escort fleets. But while the transport ships were in the process of docking with the station, something went wrong. *...THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. ALL PERSONEL ARE TO EVACUATE THE ORBITAL PLATFORM AND HEAD FOR THE NEAREST ESCAPE PODS. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. ALL PERSONEL...* "What's going on? where's the head scientist?" "Sir , that would be me. Something went wrong with the gravity anchor and the station is falling, fast." "Can we do something about it?" "Sir please evacuate. We tried our best but the station is beyond saving now. We will be descending onto the atmosphere" And with that, a story of an advance interstellar civilization interacting with their first magical alien civilization begins, along with all of their mysteries and secrets. Disclaimer: The work is original, not a parody or a fanfiction of any existing series, only images belong to their respective creator. If there are any images or videos that I made I will inform. I'm in the process of porting the story from Wattpad to other sites like Royalroads and Scribblehub. The fullest version is currently on Wattpad. There may be, just maybe a little bit, but there may be R18 content in the future, both gore, violent and sexual. So please keep this in mind. I will however notify if there are such chapters. Finally, there will be grim-dark content or at least mentions of grim-dark in this story. Be advised. The story is also available on other sites like Wattpad, Scribble Hub and Royal Road.

Today will mark a very special day, I will be dominating the claw machines in Akihabara. Watch out loveable soft toys and limited edition models, you’ll all belong to me now. Wait.. is that? I think it is, IT’S THAT DAMN TRUCK AGAIN! Crash MC died, the end.... or issit? Our protagonist Nan Zhu Jiao is an esper, the strongest esper in existence, but what happens when he is thrust into unfamiliar worlds. Watch as he conquers xianxia, scifi, romance and many other genres! Yes this is a parody on ALL the webnovels I've read before, so don't come at me for being Cliche. I live to destroy the cliches. Socials: Twitter https://twitter.com/rocksalt_30

A fantasy parody heavily inspired by Dungeon and Dragons. Does this novel take itself seriously? Fuck no. Is it good? Probably not. A young hero with massive forearms goes on an adventure, after being kicked out of the house at 2 and a half years old.

[ WARNING: THIS IS PARODY STORY ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE SO SPELLING MISTAKES AND GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES ARE NATURAL . IF ANYTHING LIKE THAT HAPPENS PLEASE FORGIVE ME . ENJOY STORY :D ] In the World where everyone have superpowers what will happen????? Of course some will use for good and some for Evil . But when Despair takes over even you are worthy that thing is not given to you or take away from you what will happen. Humans are very complicated animal so their Emotions.....!!!!

Every year, a group of the weakest cultivators in the planet is offered the chance to compete in the Cultivation Battle Royale, a chance for them to rapidly gain power as they defeat other cultivators and risk their lives for valuable herbs, pills, and techniques. Xing Wenghu, The reincarnation of the Immortal 9 Quadrants Chicken Wing Emperor is chosen to enter. Having failed the Thunder Tribulation of moving out of his parents house, he risks life and limb to overtake the other "Bizarre" cultivators he competes against. A satirical parody of many cultivation tropes, stories and characters.

A one piece fan fic set in an alt universe I’ve changed some characters and made some new ones but is set during the rocks era -(I do not own one piece nor it’s characters this is for parody purposes)

What would you do if you suddenly became the main lead of a play? And this isn't any mere Shakespearean parody but a real life play modeled to sate the boredom of a crazed playwright calling himself the Narrator. This is the One play.....The play for all but to witnessed by one. ***************************** On that note, I do beg of you once you turn to the next page we’re tied you and I, audience and narrator, author and reader, script and ink, If I stop, you stop, if I pause you pause, always vice never versa. So no dropping out prematurely cause that would be boring. And as I do always say anything is boring is better of …

Vincent Levi was an orchestra student, marching band member, pianist, and an accomplished guitarist; whom was forced by his sister one day to audition as a temporary substitute in a garage rock band; whose lead singer she happens to be dating currently. Since the infighting caused the former lead guitarist to leave the band before a big opportunity in front of a small club live gig they luckily booked, the remaining band members quickly searched for a short-term replacement with no results. That is until the talented classically trained Vincent is recommended By his older sister by way of some sibling-style blackmail. But little does she or anyone else know that Vincent isn't the same music dork they once knew before! But a new soul who woke up with a second chance in the youthful & healthy body of 17 years old Vincent Levi, who had an accident in a place where no one's eyes were present, & that was incidentally caused by the hairdryer of his blackmailing and made stupid by love Elder Sister. The new Vincent decided to fulfill her small request since his second chance was caused by her. Ignoring the Introduction by his sister as a 'multiple musical instruments nerd' Vincent picks up the rigid electric guitar & tunes it briefly. After listening to the band's tape-recorded sample of their original song once, he began his audition for the garage band. Vincent was not really taking it seriously at the time, just paying a favor for his indirect benefactor, but this encounter threw him down a path the new Vincent never considered seriously before in two lives. __________________ This is an irregular updated original fictional novel that has no resemblance to or on reality, if any, then it's just a parody of real life. So please read casually. Additional tags: Music, showbiz, entertainment industry, movies, celebrities, second chance, Real-fiction, urban novel.

A truly average teenager full of expectations gets whisked into another world, only to discover that things aren't as enticing as it seems... My amateur attempt at a deconstruction aimed towards the isekai genre, namely your generic stories with an overpowered main character, their cheats, their strange amount of knowledge regarding modern weaponry, and their harem. This is intended to border between satire and seriousness. Don't take any of the jokes too seriously. There's also a tad bit of descripitive gore, so uh... you've been warned. Disclaimer: This should probably come as a guarantee, but this is, quite obviously, a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author's (in this case, mine's) imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Inspirations: "Diamond in the Rough" by Spaztique, the copious amounts of anime parodies out there, and "Deepwoken", a game by Team Monad.

The Most Spiritual Hippy Cultivator in the World. This is both a parody and a meme.

(Cover by Darkstar Dust) This is a story I worked on ages ago that has been refined and edited by adding foreshadowing to events while also simplifying the power system better than before. This story can be considered a prequel to An Adventure Beyond Greatness as it takes place years prior to the events of that story. Short Synopsis: After retiring from the battlefield, my life became empty and lifeless. The regrets of my past haunt me in my sleep. Then a change occurred, a King from another world summoned me to fight for his kingdom, but I died even before I could give him my answer. Now, after a fake God allowed me to reincarnate (albeit imperfectly) with my memories intact, into a world filled with magic and swords. Long Synopsis: This is about a flawed protagonist who only knew to rely on others and not socialise who gets a second chance to change himself in order to live the life he aimed for in his past life. The narrator isn’t exactly trustworthy since it is purely in his bias perspective while other perspectives given by others fill in the blanks that he either leaves out or twists to suit the situation. The story itself can be considered a parody of Isekai’s classic tropes which are given a sense of reality as time goes by. As there exists no ‘Demon Lord’, there is also no black and white, only characters opinions and counter-opinions throughout the story.

Sean is an ordinary boy living with his mom and grandparents. However, when he and his mom take their annual summer trip to the family beach house Sean's life gets turned upside down by the appearance of a father he's never met in all his sixteen years. And to top it all of, his father's a merman who decides that father-son bonding time can best be had by dragging Sean along with him on his job like a bad parody of 'take-your-kid-to-work-day'. If his father had chosen another career, the whole trip might not be so bad. But daddy dearest is the equivalent of a police detective and the oceans have dark undercurrents.

!!!WARNING!!! Read this carefully! 1. This is an adult novel; there will be sex scenes, gore, violence, etc. 2. This is the different kind of "dark"; this isn't doom-and-gloom and/or goth dark. 3. I am a novice writer. 4. This is almost a parody of a certain work not for kids. 5. Zombies are the minorities in the plot, but WILL be important later on...I think. 6. I am a really novice writer, go easy on me. 7. There will be rape, so if that isn't your cup of tea, don't read it then bash me for it. I said it was "dark". 8. There is Netorare. By simple definition, it's someone stealing (usually) the MC's loved ones or important people, usually through violence, rape, and/or blackmail...or a combination. It's not everyone's thing, like pineapple pizza. 9. English isn't my main language, you can take a guess what it is. 10. The MC is a useless femboy/trap because it humors me and deep down inside, I guess it's a fetish I'm fine with. 11. This isn't 100% fap material, there will be plot(?); plot is up for debate and based on my whim. 12. Picking names is not my forte, along with many things like writing a novel/story. 13. I hope there isn't a novel already up on this website, or I'll be devastated. 14. I poke fun of many things like current events, sorry not sorry? 15. Synopsis is a bit short, Chapter 1 will forge the background story to a certain extent. Sorry. 16. Updates WILL be sporadic, that is the only thing I can promise...beside being a bad writer. 17. ALL characters involved in sex scenes are at least 18, so there will be no pedophilia. But age will not be stated, use your imagination, pervs. 18. Novel's name is poorly chosen, I do suck with names. 19. Enjoy, you sickos. ~~Super Short Synopsis~~ [Insert dumb reason for zombie apocalypse] Zombies are now horny undeads, people suck, people don't suck, etc. MC is useless, [Insert NTR action] [Somehow insert actual plot that isn't entirely sex]