Anakin Skywalker Bloopers

"I will tie you to the bedpost, fuck you like a slut until you're screaming and pleading for mercy in fifty different languages, Phoebe. Mark my words." He vowed and my face seared with humiliation. Wasn't it laughable that I was not humiliated because of his words, but because of what the thoughts that lingered at the back of my mind were? I wanted every bit of it. The crazy wild sex, the toxic bond… somehow—the sound of them set my soul on fire. I wanted it all. ____ Phoebe Skywalker is a humble maid in the mansion of the Prestigious Blue Moon’s Alpha. When she is chosen as the Moon's Chosen who is destined to mate with the Alpha, no one expected this taboo as only elites were allowed to become the Luna. Unable to tolerate this humiliation, the arrogant Alpha rejects her. But the Alpha Council intervenes, forcing him to mate with the unlikely chosen one. Phoebe becomes the pack’s Luna but Alpha Kaene would never open his heart to her… or so he thought. When he tries his best to intimidate her, promising her unending nights of merciless lovemaking, Kaene doesn't expect the feisty side of Phoebe that he soon comes to discover. The taboo Luna shocks everyone as she not only shines in conquering enemies but also in stealing the heart of the stoic Alpha Kaene.

Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, Perverted, degenerate Mc, MILFs Jason, a young man in his twenties, life falls apart one fateful day and decides to go away but when a meteor falls and strikes him, instead of dying, he is met with an alien - a Blood elf, offering him a boundless power. The MC, from there on learns to cope with a new reality as indulges himself in all kinds of perverted and sinful delicacies. The harem consists of many women, including the fantasy races too, and you name it... -*-*-* Please support me, Vote with power stones, golden tickets, reviews and do comments. These are the things that can motivate me to release chapters faster.

A boy who has no ambition anymore in his life but a born of Immortals, gained immortality without any struggle and wants a peaceful life, but can he attain this peaceful full life he dreamed of or he will choose the path which will lead to his demise.

An avid otaku gets reincarnated in his favourite anime as yato the god of calamity “This is my first fic so go easy on me”

Let's all be honest. Anakin shouldn't murder all of those children just because he saw a vision that his wife was going to die. why not find someone to help her. You fucking idiot This story will happen 4000bby then transit to right before the naboo blockade Jack was bing watching the glory of starwars ep1 to ep 6 with his two friends after watching the shit show of the newest ones (you can argue but ep7 and onward are absolutely shit) Than honk honk a fucking truck came out of the fucking sky crushing them underneath

Several years before Star Wars. The rise of Skywalker, Rey had traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Cale Lestin and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Cale will have to prove himself to everyone that he can handle it to eventually become Rey's apprentice. Does he have what it takes?

Several years before the events of Star Wars, The Last Jedi, Rey as traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Travis and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Travis will have to prove himself to everyone that he can handle it to eventually become Rey's apprentice. Does he have what it takes?

Several years before the events of Star Wars, the Last Jedi. Rey has traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Kelsey and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Kelsey will have to prove herself to everyone that she can handle it to eventually become Rey's apprentice. Does she have what it takes?

Several years before Star Wars, The Rise of Skywalker, Rey has traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Gwen and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Gwen will have to prove to everyone that she has what it takes to be Rey's apprentice. Does she have what it takes?

Mae was picked up from the planet of Tatooine by Han Solo. And was taken to Luke Skywalker. Luke then takes the young Mae in and trains her to become a Jedi. Where she meets Ben Solo. But what will happen when her old child friend becomes Kylo Ren. One of the Knights of Ren, and trained by Supreme Leader Snoke. And joining the First Order. Will Mae be forced to destroy her old childhood friend, or will she find a way to save Ben from what he has become. As a new power awakens inside of Mae. Only time will tell.

This Novel is Not Mine It For Author Crazy Meng Meng Am Helping him to publish the novel, on webnovel but I will still continue mine so this is for you guys to enjoy Your meridians cannot be cultivated? It’s ok! There is the Crazy Leveling System: Do missions, kill monsters, swallow other people’s spiritual power, make pills or forge weapons and participate in big battles. You can gain experience! EXP is too low? No worries! I have double EXP card, ten times EXP card! EXP bursts and level rises! What genius, big family young master, empire emperor, and talent? In the face of this Crazy Leveling System, they are far behind! “Huh, did I level up again?” Yi Tianyun woke up and found himself level up again… 

He who walks between skies shall be the one who rules them. Following an ancient myth where the souls of the gods rests in various places on Earth, Gideon Skywalker embarks on a journey to search for these souls. In accordance with his plan for revenge. Gideon was a fallen prince. His kingdom was destroyed and overthrown ever since he was young. Growing up with his foster father, Alfredo, Gideon wanted to know more about his past, so he decided to be a part of the infamous Knights of Rhodes. Excelling as a candidate, Gideon became famous as his ranks among the knights skyrocketed from the bottom to the top. Due to this, jealousy started revolving around the knights who were training along with him, and now, he was betrayed by these knights and was banished from the kingdom along with some of his peers. Now, in thirst of revenge, Gideon Skywalker travels the world to find the souls mentioned in the myth. Only to be taken over by a soul whose goal was different from what he imagined. Will Gideon Skywalker be able to achieve his goal of revenge? Or will he be taken over by the devilish desires of the soul that transmigrated to him? Who is this soul that wanted to take over Gideon?

Voice: If you got Transmigrated into a world similar to the Fanfiction you are currently writing What would you do? Morrigan: I'd be over the moon. I'd be the best Mando ever! Anywhere is better than here now hand over the rest of the booze little Fairy ~Hic~ Voice: Here ya go. Morrigan: ~Glug glug glug~ ~Hic~ Huh? Oh, it was just a dream. Wait a minute... WHERE THE HELL AM I!?

The chosen one, Anakin Skywalker, was found by the Sith before the Jedi. Now as war rages between the Confederacy of Independent Systems and the Galactic Republic, the stakes are higher than ever. Padawan Ahsoka Tano, finds herself face to face with the chosen one more times than she'd care to admit. But how much is fate and how much is choice? And what happens when they find out they might actually have feelings for each other?

You all have always read about how a mc cross over to another world then he got some cheats and he started his quest,What about a mc who crossover and suddenly comes with the contact of power and become God and then he started his travel

Arthur Skywalker moved to Maryland a few days ago with his parents. His mother Ruth Skywalker was a high-level spy for the CIA and his father Mattel owned CANDAI (containment agency for dangerous artificial intelligence). CANDAI was established for the main aim of keeping the world safe. Both constantly at danger's length, they had tried to protect their son from danger. As a child, Arthur attended a boarding school during school sessions and science camp for summer. He has lived in Denver, California and even Oklahoma before finally settling down in Maryland with his parents. Arthur Skywalker never learnt socialization skills as a young child, his last school was a boarding school for boys and his only friends were computers and gadgets. He has an IQ of 140. "Hey, Dad". Arthur peeped through the door. "You got a minute?". Mattel's eyes were fixed on the computer. "Not now son". He said without even looking up from his computer. "Did you order pizza?". "Hmm, and, ah.....uh....". Mattel stammered. "You know those are not actual words". "Nope, I didn't order pizza. Have cereal Arthur". "Cereal for dinner?". "Yeah, what else?". His eyes were still fixed on his computer. "I have been calling Mom but she is not picking up". "She's on undercover". He explained. "Again? That means she's not coming home today". He was disappointed. "Or even this week". "What the heck dad? Tomorrow is my first day at school and she promised to drive me. Besides we were supposed to Netflix tonight". "Sorry son". "I have school, tomorrow dad". "Then try going to bed early rather than worrying about Netflix. Remember the saying, early to bed...". Arthur cut in. "It's school dad". "What's wrong". He raised his head up long enough to sip coffee and focused on his computer again. "This is the first time I will be attending a day school and Mum promised to see me through". "And now she's is out on a mission". "But you promised to spend more time with me. Isn't that the reason you gave for moving here? To spend more time with me?". "Son..". "And here you are working on your computer and not caring I exist and Mom is on undercover again". "Shh, be quiet. No one can know about this, remember?". "Yeah, all you care about is your dumb.....". He fell silent. "I am sorry dad". "Go to bed Aurthur Skywalker". His dad only called him by his full name whenever he was angry. "Can you look up for a minute please?". Mattel looked up. "I am sorry.....". "It's okay son, I should be sorry". "Does that mean you're not angry?". "I wasn't angry at your son, I was just disappointed that you don't understand how hard your mum and I work for you. You should be proud of us". "I am proud of you and Mum". As loud as Aurthur said those words, he didn't actually mean it. His parents had never been there when he needed and he felt more lonely than ever. "I am sorry I was being naive". "It's okay son". *Beep*. The phone rang. "Hello". Mattel picked the phone. "Go to bed son, this might take a while". He said after a few seconds on the phone. During a short study break, Aurthur downloaded an app from the WARPA website. The weaponized application research project agency is America's agency for building and developing high and advanced technology. What happens when WARPA develops the world's most dangerous application? What more when this app gets in the careless hands of fifteen years old? Arthur comes home from school one day to discover his house EMPTY and his parents GONE. With anger and hate, he destroys the app. Little did he know that this same app is the key to finding his parents. Arthur's once peaceful life turns into a battle royale. The battle between Aurthur, WARPA and a secret cult. What then if Aurthur wins the battle only to have to face his own parents. Remember the key to survival in a battle royale is "ELIMINATION" This book is written to contest in the Writing prompt contest. I love you all. Please vote vote vote and send gifts.

Several years after Star Wars. The return of the Jedi, Luke traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Soyara and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Soyara will have to prove herself to everyone that she can handle it to eventually become Luke Skywalker's apprentice. Does she have what it takes?

Several years before the events of Star Wars. The Last Jedi, Rey has traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Cale and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Cale would have to prove to everyone that he can handle it to eventually become Rey's apprentice. Does he have what it takes?

Several years before Star Wars. The last Skywalker, Rey traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Cale Lestin and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Cale would have to prove himself to everyone that he can handle it to eventually become Rey's apprentice. Does he have what it takes.

Several years before Star Wars. The Rise of Skywalker, Rey traveled across the galaxy to find the next generation of Jedi. Cale Lestin and five other children have been chosen to learn the ways of the Force. Cale would have to prove himself to everyone that he has what it takes to eventually become Rey's apprentice. Does he have what it takes?.

Gwen Parker lives a normal mundane life on earth studying archaeology at a university in London. What will happen as she is thrown into a new world of star ship battles and lightsaber wielding strangers? And what will happen when she isn't the only one to get transported to a galaxy far, far away? ••• This is a romance story as well as an action and adventure story centred around Star Wars episode IV A New Hope. -Luke Skywalker x OC -Star Wars -A New Hope -Series -Book 1

Explore Darth Vader's early history! Picking up after Star Wars 3 Revenge of the Sith. Follow Vader as he receives his legendary red lightsaber and Rises to power as the Dark Lord of the Sith! When Anakin Skywalker fell both to the dark side and the blade of Obi-wan, he fell back up, more machine then man. Having lost everything that was once dear to him, he now takes his first steps into a darker world- beginning by hunting down and eradicating the remaining Jedi. But Ani Kenobi once his loveable wife is making a desperate effort to gather and preserve whatever she can of the religion's legacy. Palpatine sees her as a particular threat to the Empire- does her knowledge make her the Chosen One?

it title is very ironic our Mc is a typical reincarnated idiot but when he met God his wish is mind blowing

A gamer fic story where a character is inserted into One-Piece wielding the powers and abilities of Sephiroth from the Final Fantasy game series. Villain Protagonist story.

What if the events of the Jedi: Survivor happened at the same time as Obi-Wan Kenobi, rather than just a few time passing after Kenobi before Cal's story? In an alternate universe where the attack on Coruscant happened earlier, Leia Organa, secret daughter of Anakin Skywalker, was kidnapped while the infamous Jedi Knight Cal Kestis was attempting to repair the ship, in the process discovering the hidden planet of Tanalorr. When Leia is kidnapped, after the initial failure of getting Obi-Wan's help, the Organas, aware of Cal's reputation, contact him for help, resulting in Cal and Kenobi joining forces to rescue Leia, causing a chain of events that has completely changed destiny.

In a world devoid of compassion and plagued by malevolent monsters, a seemingly inconsequential figure inherits the power of the Imperial system. As Tyker faces impending doom, he must decide whether to accept a mission to save the world, or risk its uncertain fate. With unimaginable riches and the specter of failure at stake, the hero's choice hangs in the balance, and the world watches as he grapples with his destiny in a crucible of darkness and hope.