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The Great Spaghetti Incident [GSTRDB]

A Note from Barnaby Twiddlepot Dear Reader, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Barnaby Twiddlepot—inventor, dreamer, and, some might say, the architect of one of the most infamous culinary catastrophes in history: The Great Spaghetti Incident. It is a tale as tangled and twisted as the spaghetti it spawned, and I feel both duty-bound and curiously delighted to tell you my side of the story. This book is not merely an account of the absurd events that unfolded in Flipsville that fateful summer. No, it is a testament to ambition gone awry, to the sheer unpredictability of invention, and to the fragile boundary between genius and madness. What began as an innocent attempt to revolutionize dinner parties ended with an entire town engulfed in a wave of pasta-shaped pandemonium. Through these pages, you will witness my humble beginnings, the birth of the Spaghettifier, and the escalating chaos that turned my quaint little backyard laboratory into ground zero for an unprecedented incident. You will laugh, you will cringe, and perhaps you will even find yourself questioning your next plate of spaghetti. This is not merely my story. It is the story of a town, a machine, and a series of events that would forever etch the name Flipsville into the annals of culinary history. I have done my best to recount the events faithfully, but let me assure you, the truth is stranger than any fiction I could ever concoct. So, prepare yourself, dear reader, for a journey into the absurd. As you turn these pages, remember: no noodle is ever just a noodle, and sometimes, the simplest ideas can spiral completely out of control. Bon appétit... and good luck. Yours in tangled ambition, Barnaby Twiddlepot Inventor, accidental calamity maker, and reluctant chronicler of the Great Spaghetti Incident.
Screen_Gaming · 821 Views

RECOVERY EXPERT FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY HIRE ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIS

Hello everyone, I'm Barry Johne, and I hail from the sunny state of California. I wanted to share a difficult experience that many can relate to and hopefully raise awareness about the dangers of online scams. Telegram info: https://t.me/adwarerecoveryspecialist1 Last month, I fell victim to a Bitcoin scam that cost me a staggering USD 100,000. It all began innocently enough when I connected with someone on Twitter who seemed knowledgeable and trustworthy. The allure of a seemingly legitimate investment platform was too tempting to resist. However, after two months of hopeful anticipation, I decided to cash out my investment, expecting to unlock my gains. To my dismay, I found myself unable to retrieve my funds. Email info: Adwarerecoveryspecialist@auctioneer. net Feeling helpless, I turned to Google for advice. As sad as it was to see my hard-earned money slip through my fingers, I'm fortunate to have discovered ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST. Their support and guidance during this challenging time were invaluable. They stood by me every step of the way, navigating the complexities of recovery and helping me find a path forward. WhatsApp info:+12723 328 343 To anyone out there considering investments in the digital currency space, please take my experience to heart. Always do your due diligence, be cautious when approached by people online, and seek professional help if something seems off. You’re not alone. There are dedicated teams like ADWARE RECOVERY SPECIALIST ready to stand by you in times of need. Website info: https://adwarerecoveryspecialist. com Stay safe out there!
Marlayna_Franklin · 188 Views

The Strongest Conquest System

Overpowered MC: Yes, Fast Paced Realm Advancement: Yes, World Building: Yes, Young Master Peng Face Slapping: Yes, Yandere: Yes! Beautiful Woman: Yes WARNING! Past Chapter 100, the MC becomes extremely overpowered and advances through realms and levels like a variation of Barry Allen! SYNOPSIS: __________ Have you ever wondered what lies beyond what you perceive as your reality? What lies beyond the "truth" that everyone around you tells you is "just the way it is"? Have you never pondered on what your limit is in this life of yours? "Can I go further? Can I do more?" And yet you end up settling when you think you have reached that "limit.” But why? Why should you settle? There is always going to be something further, something 'beyond'. This is a story about a boy named Azmond who was reincarnated from planet Earth into the Cultivation World of Asterion... A world where the strong rule and the weak are forced to kneel. If Azmond wishes to gain power in this new mysterious world then he must be willing to sacrifice more than anybody else, he who wants to know just how far he can go, a boy with the sole goal of attaining power above all else. Little does Azmond know, that there is a price to pay for everything and that price will be painful, so very excruciating that every fiber of his being will wish for death... but Azmond will continue. He will persevere until he can't anymore... For that is his will." ________________ WARNING: No R*pe, NTR, Yuri, or Incest! If you like the novel, please support by sending PS and dropping reviews. I would appreciate it very much! ......... Original Character Art And 'Spicy' variations of said Art are in my discord. Please Help SUPPORT my novel by sending Power stones and Golden Tickets! Gifts are also appreciated! 200 Paid Chapter Unlocks = 1 Extra Chapter 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter 20 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra Chapter 1 Castle = 4 Extra Chapters Every Other gift will give appropriate Extra Chapters as well! My Backlog is absolutely massive! It is just waiting for a few benevolent, kind souls to come by and force me to reduce that backlog! All Owed Extra Chapters will be calculated and mass released at the beginning of the next month! My Discord link: https://discord.com/invite/dHC9377c The Cover Art is mine.
Astral_Pandemonium · 1.5M Views

The fog: into the land of trials book 1

Jas was a dreamer since she was a little child, dreams i mean really dreams. She dream of fantastic stories, but this time it's different. She dreamed of a fog in their backyard farm and it's calling. It's like alice in wonderland movie. She told her mom about it because her mom always listen to her fantastic dreams and it really fascinates her of how she can dream things of out of this world. She always said to her mom that she wanted to check it out with her whole family, because it keep calling her and she doesnt want to be lost. Her father was even sceptical why they are doing it hahahaha.. they walk to the backyard farm and waited till midnight, her father even was impatient bacause he said he has to work tomorrow morning. This is very ridiculous to listen to his daughter fantasies. And when midnight came, the fog really came and its howling with a strong wind. The whole family huddled together, her mom and 3 sisters are holding hands and her father holding her arm while his other arm was around her mothers shoulders. They walk forward step by step into the fog because Jas was thinking it better to move than just wait. And walla its became daytime and scorching hot when they go through. They are all in pyjamas with phones as light except for her father who was holding a flashlight. "where is this place?" ask her father. they are all shock to see its daytime and so hot, no one even bring anything bit themselves. They saw house in the middle of the place 500 meters away. Her mom cant believe that daughter is dreaming things like this place. this story is still book 1 year 2004 book 2 is setting 20 years in the future 2024 ahe already have kids and her own family
J_ZD · 1.1K Views

Road Tripp

Devin and Masha sitting with her ass in his lap as he powers through I don't know how many plates of food and she just keeps hopping up to get more and feed him. Jun and Lilly in quiet planning mode considering they are not going to be at school next year. Ben and Liz are kinda on the outside of the group and have been most of the time. I think things have been tense concerning the big trip but I'll ask about that when we are closer to leaving. Kyle and Hanna are chit chatting with everyone, Kyle being brought in still threw a lot of people outside of the group but we got him healed and while there could have been some sort of explanation I don't feel the need to do so to everyone in the school. Isaac and Allison are my second biggest concern this year as the two of them have been dating like it's a soap opera. They are doing fine then he fucks it up and comes to the group to talk to her then they get back together for a week or two before another blow up. Finally, my biggest concern is Natsuko. After everything that has happened and all we've been through after Kori 'settled the score' with Heather at Johnny's place my little assistant has been less involved and more distant than I've ever seen her. I'm still enjoying the personal time I'm getting with my crew all the while Kori and I have been planning for the trip. I've been working out the trip list. She's been on the more 'important' job of making sure it'll be a fun trip. I'm pretty sure a bunch of teenagers in a couple RV's driven by bikers being tailed by a U-Haul carrying two bikes is gonna be fun for all. The backyard party ends in the late afternoon and while most of the crew heads off to home, I wait till all the guests leave before putting on my coat and grabbing Katy by the hand and dragging her off to my bike. She's wearing a confused look as I hand her the spare helmet but she's not fighting me as we head off to my only true private spot nowadays, the shack at Johnny's. My bike is a regular feature and as soon as I'm off there is someone to walk it to a small garage Johnny had built for the equipment. The place has really changed, it's still got the trailers stacked up like ghetto apartments and teenage outcasts running around but once I get past the 'courtyard' and into the main section it's tools equipment and then the green houses. Still marvel at the work Johnny has put in becoming a 'legitimate businessman' but I've got more important things on my mind as I walk past it all and to my shack. A little expansion on the shack and the bed were done just so I could hold meetings there with my people but other than that it stays untouched by others. I get Katy inside and sit her down on the bed after closing the door. I take notice of my confused 'Bad' girlfriend, tight jeans that are torn up with hard black boots. I know she's got one of her tank tops under her leather jacket. I take my leather jacket and hood off and set it on the chair, then kick my boots off before slowly pulling my t-shirt off. Katy starts to pick up on what's happening and starts to undress taking her own coat and boots off as I get my pants down and kick them to the side. I move up to her and help her with her top revealing her large breasts clasped together in a purple and black bra, her pants come off to show me matching panties before I throw the former to the floor. I pull her up off the bed to sit up and kiss Katy gently on the lips which catch her off guard for only a moment before I have arms wrapped around my neck. Katy leans back, we keep kissing as she takes me with her to the bed, slowly we work our limbs tightly but tenderly around each other as I feel myself getting hard against Katy's covered mound.
Fredrick_Udele · 34.2K Views

BIGSHOT'S CULTIVATION SYSTEM

Xiao Quan transmigrated into a cultivation world as a mortal with a supernatural system named "Fallen-Angel System". Quan who had previously lived as a very successful business tycoon was a very curious and inquisitive man. And his curiosity, led him to explore this beautiful mysterious world where humans could fly on swords! "How cool!" he thought. "I want to do that too!" But, unfortunately upon enquiring, he found he didn't have any spiritual roots. Thus, he could not fly on those cool looking swords. Dejected, he left for the woods. And that was when it happened. "Ding! System has aligned with the host. First Mission: Build a house near the cursed lake! Layout Provided. Helper Bing is waiting near the lake. System Rewards: A fish and A chicken!" Xiao, who saw this was first stunned but since he knew he had no hopes of cultivating. It was better to pass life while listening to this system. And so he did. He worked tirelessly as the system rewarded him. But, what was he supposed to do with these useless rewards like fishes and pens and brushes? What he wanted to experience was far beyond that! A life at the top of the chain of the life of this world. Not like trash... Little did he know, everything in his home, from his firewood to his furniture, all of it were of materials which the Immortals could only ever fantasize about.  His backyard was overflowing with mystical  herbs and intricate flowers. From the tiny butterflies in his backyard to the fish in his pond, there seemed to be every creature from fairies to divine dragons. Not to mention his strength, which was greater than God's, which he was completely unaware of.
TheKarmaCat · 2.7K Views

It Doesn't Matter, 'Cause Nothing Matters

Back home, War-torn!Tom (Mid-20th century Brighton), only fourteen, would've had his family to build him back up if it weren't for the zombie apocalypse and the jarring teleportation to another universe. He was a teenager, and he came as an imperfect package to the Watsons, with a crackwhore birth mom and genetic, hormonal depression because of her. They didn't even learn of his condition before he was forcibly separated from them, his mom, dad, and two brothers, in a crowd of panicked people. He makes friends, plenty of them, and survives as best as he can, just holding out until he finds every member of his family, safe and sound, hopefully. All he has is hope, which is thin in a war-torn world. Until he's transported another dimension. Back home, Vampiric-sight!Thomas (18th century Great Britain), sixteen, would try to escape his possessive family at any cost, but they wouldn't even give him the mercy of killing him. He was handicapped from birth, blind and regarded as weak, until he met a strangely kind and warm Wilbur. He only learns that him and his kin are cold-blooded ones when he's forcibly turned and hoarded in their coven. The Micrafes are a powerful family, and he has no chance of escaping, even with his new gift of sight. Sight of truth. He knows that his new family are not lying when they say they love him, but not in a way anyone would prefer. They use violence and manipulation as means of getting people to stay, and even Tommy sees that Wilbur and Technoblade used to be like him, that Phil used to be like all of them. He's too scared and focused on his survival to sympathise, though. Who he becomes because of them is broken, and not bright, and who he once was starts to fade. Until he's transported somewhere he doesn't know. In the here and now, Aishite!Tommy (22nd century Manburg), seventeen and counting, would give anything to see his family look at him. Truly look at him and see who he is, and love him for it. He lives a modern life in a futuristic world, with advanced technology, space exploration, and even superpowers granted by government issued scientists, to create better (or perhaps more efficient) law enforcement. Unfortunately for them, criminals get ahold of these experiments and serums and turn themselves into supervillains. Soon everyone with money or means to steal can become powerful, and passed through genes, generations become more enhanced and powerful. His family, with no recorded last names in order to remain hidden, are government issued heroes, and he's cannon fodder, adopted in order to appear kind and gracious in public eye. But Tommy has only ever felt love from the Crafts when they first met, and wants it back, deep down. He puts on the suit of a vigilante and tries to live up to becoming a hero, disguising himself as a hero in training and gaining their favour. They have no idea who he is, and don't keep tabs on their black sheep in order to figure it out. But as stakes rise and Tommy begins to realise they'll never see who he is under the mask without hating him forever, he loses hope of having a family.  Until two kids his age who look a lot like him appear out of nowhere in his secret base (which is really just a small backyard shed one of his vigilante friends procured for him). Both as scared as him, both with similar names and derivatives, and similar family, yet so different. As Aishite-Tommy struggles to keep them secret and get them back home, they eventually have to work together and better understand each other in order to juggle everything that's going on, on top of the government's dictator, or President Schlatt, planning to tip the economy in favour of the rich, mostly himself, and destroy anyone that gets in his way.
NotASnaccImAMel · 3.8K Views
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