Jschlatt Half Jokes

Synopsis In his first life, Akira Tanaka was an average Earthling with a not-so-average hobby: making terrible jokes and getting into trouble with his wandering eyes. His second life? Well, he became the most feared evil dragon god—a being of immeasurable power who could destroy entire realms with a flick of his claw. His reign of chaos was unmatched, his strength unparalleled, his sense of humor still awful. But even gods meet their end, and Akira did so in a blaze of glory after being defeated by a bunch of overachieving heroes. Just when he thought his story was over, he found himself reincarnated again—this time in a modern world where magic flows as freely as Wi-Fi signals. Now he’s back in high school, hiding his immense power behind the façade of a perverted clown. No one suspects that the guy cracking bad jokes and sneaking peeks into the girls’ locker room is secretly powerful enough to destroy the planet. But when dark forces begin to rise, Akira’s double life as the ultimate goofball and secret powerhouse becomes harder to maintain. Get ready for comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices as the Perverted Jester of Chaos juggles high school hijinks, romance, and epic battles! P.S. He can break trough forth wall. Heyyy!!!! Don't Spoil them!

Earth was once a magical place, where peace and prosperity reigned, but when some people learned the dark side of magic, there is chaos everywhere, it's only up to one person, Derkile. A 17 years old boy is on a mission as a sorcerer to bring peace back to earth, and along the journey he also became a mythical creature, a half human/ half lion. will he be able to face all the challenges that comes up during his mission?, let's find out.

The good-natured Hou Yuxiao arrived in a martial arts world clearly divided between good and evil with a magical dual-colored lotus flower and became the Family Head of a small, insignificant Demon Path family in a county town, overseeing three younger brothers and a sister. The second brother was hot-tempered, the fourth brother was prone to fratricide, the youngest lived amongst the Demon Path but spent all day studying Confucian classics, and the only sister turned out to be a... Looking at the four problematic children, Hou Yuxiao fell into deep thought! It was a time of great contention, with Dynasties desperate for virtuous talents, seeking to stabilize their reign over The World, with sects dominating certain regions, aspiring to tower over all living beings, with families carrying on centuries of legacy, aiming to pursue happiness forever, with gangs reigning supreme, striving to build everlasting power, with academies resolving doubts and imparting knowledge, hoping people would promote the practice of farming and reading to future generations, ... Thousand-Faced Handsome Man Hou Yuxiao, Black Extinction Demon Blade Hou Yucheng, Nation-Topping Demon Consort Hou Yuling, Blood Sword of Sunrise Hou Yujie, and Saint-Overturning Demon Confucian Hou Yuduan... Years later, looking back, the Hou Clan had already ascended to the pinnacle.

Durin stroked the black cat on the armrest of his chair, sitting on the black leather sofa. Through the glasses perched on his nose, his gaze passed over the long table in front of him and settled on the man kneeling on the carpet: "I understand, you've made money in Naples, your business has been very successful, and you've led a happy life. You've had those secret police, friends in both the law and the underground, and even the Royal Family speaking on your behalf." "You don't need a friend like me, I know that. You're afraid of owing me a favor, and you don't want to get involved in troubles." "But now you come to me and say, 'I beg you, Mr. Durin of the Corleon family, please help me seek justice, so that my life and my family will not suffer and sink into despair.' Yet, in your eyes, I was nothing more than a second-rate artist involved in movies and music. Even at the brink of death, you still show me such disrespect, not even willing to call me by my title... Keeper of Secrets."

I woke up to find myself married to a queenly beauty who happened to be the CEO of a company. Not only did I gain a wife, but also a house and a car. What's that? You're eyeing my wife? You're asking for trouble! First, taste my Immortal Palm technique, followed by a strike of Palm Thunder that will send you straight to meet Yama. Kid, pay attention. This is the fate of anyone who dares to lay a finger on my woman!

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

“Why do you always say that I am devious and cunning, and that I am a double-crosser, and that I am cruel and vicious, and that I do nothing wrong? I must solemnly correct you, this is called wisdom and strategy!” “Does it matter? What position tonight? Or do you mean, rotate them all over again?” “Oooh ......” The once adopted daughter, student, sister, and disciple have now each become the leader of a power number...

Once the very heavens roared at his sight, his might relentless in destruction and looting. He struck the layers of the celestial bodies with wickedness unparalleled, earning him the tag of the second mischievous saint. But he bit off more than he could chew, when he failed to realise, he was getting weak due to his rotting meridians which were poisoned each day by his own brother. Henceforth, death greeted his eyes, yet even she bent herself in front of his great Dao! ------- Time has changed and the art of natural dantian has been severed, nature itself couldn't comprehend the abundance of the natural flow of Qi, and thus it gave birth to beasts. Now humanity no longer strong uses their intelligence to create weapons and alchemy to artificially function against them. But what if, someone, a man of the past awakens yet again? The man who defeated death, the mischievous immortal had rose yet again though- why was he half dragon? -------- Op Mc: Present System: Absent Just read it.

It's about a girl named Ellie born by the goddess of beauty, Aphrodite but under circumstances she had to be casted down to earth where she lives it with her human parents. After many years her biological mother appears to her and tells her everything and how the fate of the world lies on her shoulder yet, she remains reluctant and refuses to accept the fact that she's a goddess's daughter even after realizing her powers would she accept her faith or would she be destroyed alongside the whole world. I know you might say if she is the daughter of a god then she wouldn't die but in this book, anything is possible. Her name is Ellie, Fiery, fascinating, alluring, Ellie, but is she what she seems to be?

Chen Erniu is a notorious fool in the village, but he is very popular among the women there. After recovering from an accident, the beauties love him even more. Good sister, it's not good to climb the wall to your room in the middle of the night! " " Good sister, what do you want in broad daylight!"

Bai Fan was a Chinese medical university student who woke up as a Japanese high school student named Kitagawa Tera about half a month ago. It was just like a typical starting point in a novel. He re-experienced life as a high school student in his twenties. Youthful, energetic girls, and colorful love comedies…That should have been the original plot… However, heaven was obviously playing a joke on Bai Fan as he had not inherited any memories of the original Kitagawa Tera. Follow the level-headed and cold Kitagawa Teru as he navigated around his new world with the ‘System’ that constantly gave him supernatural quests to clear.

Layla was a half American half, Ghanaian who died of heart disease. now transmigrated to a game she created, with no memories of her past. Layla must fight and level up with ultimate leveling system 001 to find a way back to the real world. while gaining her memories along

"Get your hands off me!" she almost shouted, wrestling against my grip, so I held her even tighter. "Put this on!" I groaned, toiling to keep her in place and wishing again I’d worn the damn gloves. The feel of her warm skin under my arm and palm wasn’t helping my focus. "I'm not taking you home like this!" "You don't tell me what to do!" she snapped, thrashing to break free of my hold as I fumbled with the cloak in my other hand, trying to drape it over her bare shoulders. "I'm not going home! Let me go, I said!" "Did you really think I got you out of there just to let you wander the streets, almost naked, like a lunatic?" That stopped her. "What did you call me?!" "LU-NA-TIC." "You... You…! Take your hands off me, you insolent brute!" Enraged, she yanked her arm too abruptly and lost her balance. I caught her, wrapped her in the cloak, and threw her over my shoulder. "PUT ME DOWN!" She shrieked and flailed, but I ignored her, making my way to the Commander’s house, which, thanks to Braa, was only two streets away. Since the entire population was in the square for the ridiculous festival, no one intervened at the frantic cries of the wild creature. No wonder in the ten years I've known the Commander, I've never heard that he has a daughter. She must’ve been kept locked away. Strangely, she suddenly went still and quiet. Had she grown tired, worried about attracting attention, or finally realized how inappropriate it was to show up at her parents' doorstep in this state? She didn’t seem to care before. With every step, my anxiety grew—she was limp. "Hey!" No answer. Seriously?! "Hey, you!" Nothing. A bad feeling crept over me, so I pulled her off my shoulder and into my arms. Her head fell against my chest—unconscious. "Hey! Hey, you!" I shook her, but she didn’t react. Panic surged through me. Had she fainted? Had I held her too tight? Lifting her more securely, I sprinted toward the Commander's house.

We start our adventure at a kids shelter where are mane character is he is a 15-year-old kid who has no parents he always has seen things that others could not see but he thinks its his mind playing tricks on him till one day turns his live around he was attacked by a monster lucky him and his friend got away and some other half-blood picked them up and talked about a camp for half-blood to live and train this camp is called Agora what will Hunter Nekros do will he live or will the fates snip his life string only they know but he is in for a wild ride. Author note: I will be taking ideas from the Percy Jackson books and the series on youtube called origins of Olympus to make my world but I will add my own ideas gods and such but there will be stuff from both. I started this book cuz of an idea I had and I liked making the first chapters so I thought y not see if other people would like to read it to feel free to comment on it if you like it I am not the best speller so feel free to comment on my mistake. This will be my 5 book I have made I will be working on the chapters at my own past for each book but I will put some over the others thank you for trying my books hope you enjoy and my the gods look over you.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

The Half Blood: A Valley of Skinwalkers In the year 2118, terrifying creatures from fiction have become reality. Two hundred years prior, a powerful sorceress unleashed these horrors upon the world. Since then, mankind has fought a relentless war for survival against them. Jamie, a soldier in the US Army, is half a werewolf and half human. He must hide his dual nature from both sides of the world, living in constant fear of discovery. Jamie and his team are dispatched to investigate a mysterious valley where numerous people have disappeared after answering a distress call. What begins as a routine mission quickly turns into a desperate struggle for survival as they face off against a sinister and enigmatic enemy. Jamie must confront the horrors of the valley and the secrets of his own nature as he fights to protect his team and uncover the truth behind the terrifying valley of skinwalkers, pushing his abilities and his humanity to the limit in a battle for survival.

When you have felt the warmth of a mothers protective embrace. Along with living in a safe haven carved by your father's blood, sweat, and tears. Having those safe feelings torn away from you can cause one's will to crumble. The world starts to look more cruel, people start appear more scary, and chasing the mindless flicker of light becomes impossible. Once a safe feeling is ripped away only darkness is left. What would you do if you were presented with the same love and care in a world ridden with war. Where life is but a mere string that could break at any moment; where danger lurks in the places you least expect it to. What would you do to keep your loved ones safe and happy? Would you lay low and keep yourself hidden from the world and count your limited days—even though people would call you a coward and selfish? Or would you confront the dangers and be their protective shield—even though doing so would endanger your own life—and people would call you reckless? To be honest, there is no definite answer to these questions. Sometimes, you just have to go with the flow and shut down your brain to listen to your heart. In this world where war is everywhere, and peace is nothing but a fleeting dream. ––– Let's build a world with our imagination where our dreams can be realised! Let's build a world where reality is fiction and fiction is reality! ––– I don't own the cover pic, if you do, feel free to tell me, I'll remove it immediately. ––– All editing credits: Me and My friend Fox

The spring fountain town of miracle that heals anything, Polka. In the hometown of memories, with his dear parents, there was a figure of a half-elf girl who swore to become my female slave. Repeating such a memorable talk every time he drinks alcohol, is former blacksmith’s apprentice and innocent crossbow soldier Andy Smeyson 25 years old. Andy is surrounded by nice companions and competent and sexy bosses, which is different from what he had thought when he was a child, but this was a cozy life. When the half-elf girl suddenly appeared in front of him, he will jump into a furious destiny. Andy, who is weak but courage and clever meet a lot of different race ladies such as elves, half elves, dark elves, tiny dwarves, dragon girls, beast girls and make them his females slaves one after another. The horny adventure started from a half elf girl who doesn’t stop liking him to eventually become a legend ──.

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

This is the story about Troy a powerful vampire who was mistaken for a human and taken by the tower with half of the human population He is the only vampire to exist, because his kind has gone extinct.left with his half brother who is nothing but a halfling due to being half turned hundreds of years ago He remembers the days when he was a ruler,the time when he had armies of his kin ruling the world ,what happened to his kind is a mystery that will soon be revealed What happens when an all powerful being is given the opportunity to transcend to the level of the gods themselves [chaos!!!] This is the story of Dracula :GOD KILLER

For centuries, the human has been kept in the dark about the existence of the supernatural world. However, as rumors spread and fear grows like an epidemic, resistance to peace treaties strengthens, and the fear of an impending war creates tension between species. At the heart of it all are the last of the fae: the perfumers. Descendants of the fairies, they possess the power to create a fragrance that hides supernatural presences and controls their wild instincts, allowing them to walk among humans. But one of them was prophesied to change everything with the power to predict futures and alter destinies. Revered, feared, and coveted by all... until he or she disappeared. Eris, betrayed by her family, has been imprisoned and forced to make perfumes from her cell. Her only hope lies with Aleksi, the Alpha of the most feared wolf pack. And possibly her future husband. Aleksi, the leader of the world’s most powerful pack, has lived with the burden of being Alpha. War, business, and secrets have hardened his heart. For years, he has avoided his destiny, fearing that his Luna, his destined mate, would be too weak for his world. Until a mysterious perfume leads him to the last woman he ever expected: Eris, the strange little fairy who suffers from constant nightmares. And now, that same perfume that drew the most dangerous wolf of all to the fae’s guard, not only to save her... but to claim her as his own, became the trigger for the most perfect future of them all. Magic. Secrets. Explosive passion. As Eris and Aleksi are pulled deeper into a destiny from which neither can escape, will their love be enough to survive the chaos that lies ahead?

" Turns out they were real all along... " A half blooded girl named Allyson Bluestone stumbled upon the secrets that the world chose to abandon. Revealing a whole new perspective at how she sees the world now. Upon her journey by joining an organization called " Dixinian Corps ".... prioritizing to prevent casualties caused by creatures called "Specia" who walks among the humans. She and her friends struggles through dispersion of problems as the pendulum of fate is still swinging. ---------------------------------------------

This is my own story It's the smallVille universe and the arrow verse and Lucifer season two together but I will be changing a few characters to match the arrow verse but I am keeping most of the small Ville universe and all the characters in Lucifer of in my maze half angel half demon and Trixie is Lucifer daughter and maze half sister to i'll explain more in the story and Jimmy is alive Only other stories on this super supergirl and flash and arrow

Layla Setherin is a mix-blooded vampire princess who hasn’t seen her elder brother, Takeshi, for eight years. She was nine years old when her parents were killed in a fire by vampire hunters. Her mother a cold blooded vampire and her father a warm blooded vampire. Layla meets Prince Ren and wonders why he never wears a shirt, of course, she never asks him why. Takeshi, tries to find Layla a husband by having a ball for her in honor of her return. She meets Prince Raven Cross and they talk about their crests, their family crests that royals and nobles have that represents their family. Ren and Raven don’t get along right away and Raven seemingly threatens Ren, Layla isn’t sure. Layla decides that if none of the princes at the ball suit her she will choose Ren to be her husband. Find out more of what happens to Layla and the others in the book and look forward to getting to know Layla and the others more in “The Hybrid Wars” coming soon.

After a car accident leaves Elise Martin with half of her memories erased, she discovers a journal that might help her piece her life back together. But as she reads through the pages, she uncovers unsettling details—entries that reveal a darker side of herself she doesn’t recognize. Strange, forgotten memories surface, hinting at a version of Elise she never knew existed. As she follows the journal’s trail, Elise realizes that the woman she thought she was may only be half the story—and the other half could still be hiding in the shadows, controlling her life. "A Secret Twist" is a gripping psychological thriller about identity, memory, and the secrets we hide from ourselves.

#completed!!! As Sophia lay beneath Ragnar, she watched in awe as a primal energy surged through him. Ragnar's body trembled, his muscles tensing and freezing in place, as the runes coursing through him glowed with an intense crimson hue. It was as if a vibrant river of power flowed within him, originating from his heart and branching out to every inch of his being. His nails elongated and sharpened, while his canines protruded from his pristine row of teeth, revealing his primal nature. Ragnar's body quivered as the remnants of the ancient entity receded. His breaths came in ragged bursts, his eyes fluttering open to reveal a mix of relief and anguish. "Ragnar...," Sophia's voice trembled as she called out Ragnar's name. Ragnar startled, slowly opening his eyes. His irises slitted, elongating like those of a reptile. The orbs mirrored Ymat's, an exact reflection of his dragon's eyes. Sophia's jaw dropped in astonishment. So, this was the birth defect he had concealed all this time. ~~~ #completed #war #kingdombuilding #loveaftermarriage #politics #multiplecouple #mutant #princess #diplomacy #heartwarming “All is fair in love and war” Prince Ragnar Clementine, suddenly appointed Lady Sophia Mary, the leader of mystical healer clan, to be his war prize after protecting Cescil Kingdom. However, Sophia had already been married to her husband of three years, Sir Arthur George, though they had yet to have a child. Yet, deep within Sophia's core, a hunger for Ragnar grew, a hunger that consumed her body and soul. In a world where duty and passion collide, will they succumb to the depths of their hunger or find the way to resist? ~~~ WARNING: - THE COVER BOOK IS COMMISSIONED - READ THE HASHTAG!!! - Slow burn type love story - Not smut centered story! - Mature contents and R18+ explicit in later chapters, approximately chapter 60 above. - I give warning at the beginning of chapters! ~ ~ ~ other works: - Sequel: Undressed by the half beast King #completed - Wolfdale: Blood of The Moon - Mafia Princess: Raised by Wolves - The Man of My Bitterest Lesson #completed