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Sawney Bean Documentary

Klas

**Topic: The Relationship Between Werewolves and Environmental Conservation** Ah, werewolves! Those majestic creatures that shake their furry selves on full moon nights, while humanity suspects that the real global crisis is not global warming, but rather the amount of screams echoing in the forests. If you think saving the planet is a difficult task, try adding a pack of werewolves to the equation and watch the magic happen! It's as if Gaia's army of good decided to use the "Help Thy Neighbor or Get Their Heads Roughly" methodology. Werewolves are, without a doubt, the pinnacle of evolution, if you consider that evolution got so bored that it decided to spice it up with fur, sharp claws and the ability to demand respect while biting the face of the guy who was cutting down the tree. We can compare them to those environmental activists who, after a good cup of organic coffee, put on a "Save the Turtle" t-shirt and think they're ready to face a tractor. The difference? The werewolves will probably snarl at the tractor and, with an immortal attack, transform the machinery into an elegant deer statuette. If you think condominium meetings are unbearable, try to imagine werewolves arguing about paper waste at their full moon celebration rituals. They gather with an intellectual tone, like a group of distinguished philosophers discussing whether Jesus’ sandals were vegan. “Oh, sure, the conscious use of recycled paper is important, but have you ever thought about the environmental impact of tearing a logger’s face off with your own teeth?” A debate of ideas that would make Aristotle cry tears of joy, while the earth trembles in terror. And let’s not forget the nostalgic side of the issue: these creatures are actually the answer you didn’t know you needed to your endangered plant problem. Want to give them a “don’t touch my forest” kind of protection? Is there anything more effective than a werewolf that will make you never look at the forest the same way again – let alone go into it to collect mushrooms? Why bother with all this “#LoveMySpoiledPets” hashtagging when you can just adopt a werewolf and laugh at the ninjas of destruction trying to threaten your pack? In conclusion, the real lesson we can learn from werewolves is that when it comes to the survival of the planet, it’s better to risk a few sharp teeth and an extra dose of anger than to sit on the couch watching a documentary about how turtles are having it harder than a marathon runner in an obstacle course. So the next time you hear a howl in the moonlight, remember: it’s just a werewolf concerned about the environment, wondering where the last tree he loved to mark his territory went! Which, by the way, is a fantastic metaphor for our fight against planetary destruction: that, just like a werewolf, we must be fierce, hairy, and willing to rip the face off anyone who dares to threaten the living Earth!
SuokTV · 1.8K Views

The return of the Billionaire CEO

Stephanie was a woman who was married to Alex for years but no child.Alex was a billionaire.Sharon was a side chick who was seducing and deceiving Alex to divorce Stephanie his wife.Sharon planned with doctor Williams to conduct a false medical test on Alex and convince Alex that he was fertile while Stephanie is impotent.This made Alex to divorce Stephanie and marry Sharon. Unknown to Alex,Sharon's main reason for marrying Alex was to enjoy and spend his money and she already has a child from another man out of wedlock but she kept it as a secret.She wanted to use Alex's wealth to secretly take care of her son since the biological father of her son has ran away long time ago. When Alex gave stephanie the divorce papers to sign,she refused to sign but packed her load and left to her friend's house named Vivian.As time went Stephanie was able to start up a business. Sharon and Alex got married but the marriage was later full of troubles.Alex got tired of sending money to Sharon.A time came when Alex could no longer sleep in the house because Sharon was very disrespectful,lazy and full of insult.Alex began to sleep in hotels in other to avoid Sharon's trouble.His life became full of sorrow and trouble as he could not sleep at night.His company was almost bankrupt because of Sharon untill he was able to recover the money. A time came when princess who was Alex secretary told Alex the truth.She told Alex that the report that doctor Williams gave to him is a fake one.She knew this because doctor Williams is her brother,her brother told her when she mentioned Alex name as the CEO of their company. When Alex went for an original medical test,it was confirmed that he had fertility problem.He bean to understand that was Sharon's wicked plan.Alex told sharon but she tried to defend herself.This made Alex not to trust sharon.Alex was able to treat his infertility problem. When Sharon knew that alex has treated his fertility problem,she plotted another evil,she tried to make Alex to sleep with her so that she can get pregnant and use the pregnant to hook him. But even though they gave birth to a child, troubles in the home became as worse as ever,until Alex search for Stephanie.Stephanie already dated kelvin.But Stephanie and kelvin broke up with each other because kelvin was an irresponsible person who was just pretending to be good.Stephanie became single again. Alex continued to search for Stephanie everywhere.Until he found Stephanie one day in a restaurant,he ran and knelt down in tears to beg her He said to her "please I am sorry,come back to my life,I don't want to die". Stephanie went home and thaught about it. Alex later drove Sharon out of her house while the baby was still with them.Stephanie forgave Alex and they came back together in peace.They were also able to give birth to their own children.
Felix_Uzoma · 4.1K Views

A Lustful Journey Through Forbidden Desires - NTR

"Finally, freedom," Xiao Yi put down her heavy luggage and surveyed the room. After a twenty-hour flight, she had finally arrived in the USA, where Xiao Yi would begin her journey as an international student. Like most international students, she rented off-campus housing. She lived in a two-story building near a park. The first floor had a large living room and a storage room, with no one living there. The second floor had a bathroom, kitchen, small living room, and two bedrooms; Xiao Yi rented one of the rooms. "Hehe, finally no one to boss me around." The nearly twenty-hour flight had left her exhausted, feeling like she was falling apart. "First, a nice bath, then sleep." With a kick of her beautiful legs, her flip-flops flew off. She quickly changed into pajamas and ran into the bathroom. Squeezing some pink shower gel into her palm, her beautiful, crystalline hands evenly spread the gel over her jade-like breasts. Then her hands continued to knead her breasts, carefully rubbing the mature, perfect bosom. The full, snow-white peaks felt indescribably comfortable under the massage of her palms. When her fingers brushed over the cherry-like nipples, she felt a surge of excitement. Enjoying the sensation of water jets stimulating her breasts, under the impact and stimulation of the water, Xiao Yi's alluring, large breasts swelled, and her nipples, like red beans, became even more erect and upturned. "Hehe, no need to worry about being discovered anymore..." #Debauchery #sexslave #Nude #DifferentWorld #Exotic #Orgy
RISER_NOVELS · 45.9K Views

The Genius' Last Love

“I didn't choose how I was born But I have chosen how to die However my dear, before I'll end this life, I'll make sure I have loved you with all of it” This is the story of the Diamond Prince, the Master Thief, the long Lost Missionary, the Mysterious Girl with red hair and of course, her first and last love. *** Crescent wanted to be the best reporter in town, but her boss just wouldn’t give her a break. She worked hard to get her very own documentary show but instead that a-hole boss of her gave her the most impossible assignment of all time- finding the master thief. God! Even the best detectives in town couldn’t find out who that thief is for years! How could her boss expect her to find him then? Such an assignment will surely shut her career off! To add up to her dilemma, she was caught in a situation wherein she was left with no choice but to announce that she was the girlfriend of Huzey Montarini, the Diamond Prince. And as if things weren’t bad enough, her one-time pretend lie led to a serious upheaval she had never once dreamed of in her entire life! *** Huzey Montarini just came back in the capital after a long island search and the very last thing he would want was to wake up one morning with the news that his non-existent girlfriend announced their blooming relationship. Crescent Garza. Who the f*ck is she? And fate as playful as it had always been, made him met that pretentious woman in the most unexpected situation, and even as much as he wanted to expose her lies, he found himself not able to tell her anything, not even the fact that he was the Diamond Prince- the boyfriend she was all lying about. *** Novel Cover is not mine.
Zijay · 139.3K Views

Coincidental Bond

"Flower, I promise that I will never let any harm come to you. Be it Knowingly or unknowingly. I'll always be by your side to protect you." … On a Journey to Alaska for some documentary about the wildlife reserve over there. Flower Olivia Thompson a 20 year old wildlife reporter activist and two of her colleagues who had been both anxious and enthusiastic about the Journey, met with an unfavorable situation. A life-threatening accident transpired along the way. Fortunately, Flower survived, however, so could not be uttered for her colleagues whose body parts had been brutally impaired and splitted apart. Somehow, when Flower woke up. Instead of being greeted by the coldness of the snow filled ground and a bloodstained body, or even in heaven due to the accident that transpired. She met herself in a warm, outstanding room. Soon enough, she later found out that she was saved by Anthony Rodrigo Smith—a wealthy werewolf with an unfortunate, traumatic past with excess self desire. He brought her to his mansion deep in the wildlife of Alaska where no souls other than wild animals resides. He took care of her to the extent of donating part of his own life force just to save her life without even knowing her from anywhere beforehand. Anticipation erupts when Anthony and Flower found themselves entangled in a will-they-won't-they relationship. Struggling to fit into eachothers world and trying their best in creating a safe haven for eachother. However, since their bond was a coincidence and unplanned for, it wasn't going to be easy on both of them. Read-only on web novel a life-changing love story which warms the soul with its words and melts the heart with its plots and character. Kindly leave a review, pretty please. Enjoy!
JOYofSALVATION · 156.1K Views

Mr Vampire Next Door

~Updates Saturdays and Sundays 'My Beloved' He called her, Kaylani was not having any of it , But just how easy was it to escape the clutches of a 3000 year old creature of the night with the hots for you? _______________ "Do you really think all of this can keep me out?" Kelevi asked, taking in the garlic curtains and red beans sprayed everywhere with deep amusement. "If that doesn't work, this will." Kaylani replied with determination, brandishing the wooden dagger fiercely in the air. "Ah...You would stake me?" Kelevi gasped with mock horror, watching as Kaylani's eyes narrowed in that familiar manner they always did when she was seething in anger. "If you do not leave, I will." Kaylani promised solemnly, Kelevi chuckled darkly as he took another step closer to Kaylani, watching as she equally retreated another step back. Kelevi took note of the wall behind Kaylani, lips stretching into a smirk revealing his glinting sharp fangs as he realized she would soon run out of steps to take away from him. "I came with a proposal... dump that boyfriend of yours and come to me." Kelevi stated as though it was the most natural request to ask your neighbor to leave her four year boyfriend for a vampire. "Why would I even do that?" Kaylani seethed, "Because you rightfully belong to me Lani and no one else... because he can never satisfy your darkest desires like I can." Kelevi said in a deep, guttural tone, eyes dark with desire. "What do you know about my desires?" Kaylani challenged, tone still as cold and fierce as it always was. "I will have you writhing in pleasure beneath me, your pleasure trove dripping wet, chanting my name as though it was your last prayer as I take you over and over again till you forget where I end and where you begin." Kelevi swore, his words sending a jolt of desire right down to Kaylani's core. *Cover art sourced from the internet, all credits to the original artist*
JHeart · 289K Views

WILDBLOOD

"Seriously? This is what you have decided to go with? Alright, then." Lauren took two courageous steps near him, almost staring into his red eyes. "Kill me!" She challenged him in almost a whisper, which echoed in his ears. Elliott eyes grew dark, his pupils dilated, taking in the sight of the brave girl still standing staring at him. The scent of human blood wafted towards him, causing his fangs to protrude and his mouth to water. He could feel the thirst raging within him. "You aren't taking it seriously, are you?" He questioned, frustrated — like she had never seen him before. He looked down and shook his head harder, trying to get rid of the newfound desire to devour her. Lauren could feel anger burning inside her. "Why should I? When you are talking like some psychopath... Well, just so you know, if I'm in danger, you're in danger too. And what if I spill the beans about you being a vampire? Think about that." Lauren raised her eyebrows as she stared at him, amused at herself. 'I'm doing it great. I just need to stay away from him after this,' she thought. He stopped then, motionless for a moment. Seconds seemed to pass by as Elliott took his very own sweet time to answer her. The corner of his lips curved upward as he bend down towards her level, stared straight in her big charcoal eyes. "A lowly human like you, who can just threaten us with warnings like this, and then obviously will not expose something that will result in their own life." His words were sharp as knives. It was hard to know, if he was insulting her or warning her. Elliott chuckled, and his eyes, which turned just dark red, stared into hers, where his were much darker than hers. He noticed the fear, confusion, and ego that had been shaken now. Elliott cleared his throat. "I don't understand you," he told her suddenly, his black-magic voice so quiet that she had to strain to hear him. She narrowed her eyes at him, not trusting herself to speak, and she was still deciding the best course of action when he said "Aren't you afraid? The demon will come for you," he observed her reaction and noticed how she gasped in what looked like a slight emotion of fear. But she retracted her expression and showed her brave side, while he knew how her breathing were working. "Why do you save me?" — - Most of the chapters are above 1500 words . - 1 super gift 3 chapters next day. — Other Books: Ruins Of The Glory (ongoing) Thee Spark (upcoming)
ashk29 · 125.6K Views

After Getting a Divorce, I Continued Being a Miracle Doctor

Three years ago, Miracle Doctor Jian, who could heal practically any disease and was capable of saving the doomed, suddenly went missing. Nobody knew that Jian Xing'er got married. After years of being alone, she finally found a man she could settle down with. She secretly moved to Hai City and helped the downtrodden Hou family and Hou Junlai, the man she loved. Hou Junlai's career began to soar because of her. At a very young age, he became a renowned individual in Hai City. Little did Jian Xing'er know, her peaceful days wouldn't last more than three years. She was suddenly served with a divorce agreement. Hou Junlai abandoned Jian Xing'er just like that. After signing the divorce agreement, Jian Xing'er picked up her luggage and decided to leave Hai City, the place that hurt her very soul. Right then, a patient seeking help barged in and messed up her plan. "Master Jian is the best doctor in the world. Does anyone disagree with me? Whoever goes against Master Jian goes against the entire Zhuge family!" A mysterious person said."Xing'er, marry me. I will give you everything you want. Even if you want the moon in the sky, I will try to get it for you!" A local tycoon said. "Xing'er, you saved me. I'm indebted to you for the rest of my life. You can't ignore me! I want to be with you every day. We'll eat together, sleep together, and have children together. I'm never letting you go!" A young master in the capital city said.
Chrysanthemum Bean · 1.5M Views

THE HAREM NOVEL WEB SYSTEM

When the supreme harem god reincarnated, a portion of his will was split off into a discord user named Zrave#7593 Watch as this autistic indian sleeps with all the women he can see in his life, but will zrave be able to have sex with every woman in sight before the will of the supreme harem god awakens. [pedophilia,dickgirl on dickgirl,dickgirl on boy,maggots,ntr,dick impregnation, dick birth, genderbending, guro, rape, incest, unbirth, vore, necrophilia, beastiality, pokephilia, big black gay dick, loli, shota, vomit, piss, scat, reverserape, ugly basted, indian, skill issue, 13 and under only, rumu is a bl lover, filipino hatred, moonless is underage, gay filipino, spam is a sub, zrave loves kaf, zrave x kaf, yuri, yaoi, croc is a dude, cali follower, Sg moment, Aryan the indian hater, cp, ccp,, (china comunist party), Racist, HitlerXstalin, Zrave and Silver are fainted's little femboys, Lord of the moms, zoophilia, Beware the spectator he watched u jerk off, mental retardation, autism, crack, naruto x sasuke, naruto x minato, amon gus sys, adam knows u, spam loves cock, zrave is a monkey, support me, spam submissive and breedable, moonless is a dom, farting, Armpit khaduhara, your fucking hot mate, random human and purification relm mfs, Nero is indian, Indian cespit, aryan loves indians, Mafia moment, YUNO ISNT BLACK, Yuno is feet licker, https://youtu.be/tVwVOj2rCPk , fuck the jews, love nazis #hitlerforlife, moonlacis lied, hitler mommie stalin daddy, racistfriendly, No moonless is a switch - yuno, how about i giggle and shit for you-zrave, time to get raped by 3 diffrent people- spam, you love getting gangbanged- purification relm mf, neonazi ganbanbg best, i hate gays, cail is the god of the new world-corc, croc is 15, peak indian moment, moonless loves bean oshi, bulgarian bean-oshi, silvie is the cum toy of sg, silvie is the yuri incest smut expert, spam says he is not a femboy (we know its a lie) real-fainted, zrave, moonless, yuno, indians aint real, if you join because of this web novel please mention fainted._ for free nitro https://discord.gg/W6PV4KVcDm
Fainted_ · 32.6K Views

Desire Unchained: Exploring the Depths of Monster Trainer Lust

Remainder: This novel will be like a documentary type of novel and will be different that all the monster trainer novels out there and will focus on two things. 1. Monster and different abilities. 2. Relationship and R-18. //-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-//-// In the captivating world of monster trainers, where desires run wild and secrets lurk in the shadows, Kai finds himself embarking on a journey that will push the boundaries of pleasure and power. "Desire Unchained: Exploring the Depths of Monster Trainer Lust" takes readers on a thrilling ride as Kai, a young and ambitious trainer, navigates a world where passion and strength intertwine. As Kai delves deeper into this fantastical realm, he discovers a hidden power within himself - the ability to tap into the desires of his monsters, unleashing their true potential. With this newfound ability, Kai becomes a force to be reckoned with, leading him down a path of self-discovery and temptation. But it's not just Kai's monsters who are drawn to his irresistible charm. He meets a wide variety of people along the way as he advances in the world of monster trainers, each of whom has their own goals and secrets. From seductive fellow trainers to enigmatic creatures, Kai must navigate a web of intrigue and temptation, all while trying to stay true to himself. Along with his quest for self-knowledge, Kai discovers a mysterious system that contains a golden cheat that enables him to raise his monsters to their highest potential. With each victory, Kai earns Training Points, a valuable currency that he can use to unlock new abilities, purchase rare items, and delve further into the depths of the monster trainer world. As Kai's power grows, so does the intensity of the challenges he faces. From fierce battles against rival trainers to unraveling the mysteries of an ancient monster cult, Kai must confront his own desires and the dark forces that threaten to consume him.
Montenlord · 12.7K Views
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