Hoodwinked Dynamite

Bailey played the perfect homemaker on social media. Known as Lori Laker, The Happy Homemaker, she purported that a housewife was no different from any small business owner. As such, the business of creating a blissful home life should be based on a solid business plan, solid professional alliances, and dynamite management skills. When she draws the attention of Chase Meadows, she is at a loss how to shake the determined CEO of the MGM Conglomerate without revealing secrets that could ruin her reputation. But there is absolutely no way she would ever tie herself to a man known as a demon in the business world with a world-renown reputation as emotionally unstable. He could be ice cold in business negotiations one minute and spewing dragon fire at an inept employee the next. Chase Meadows celebrated his thirty-fifth birthday alone with a bottle of Macallan’s whiskey and a rare steak. Life was good. He had exceeded his expectations and checked off every goal he had set for himself to reach before the age of forty—except for one. He always planned to marry and start a family by now. He wanted someone besides a housekeeper to come home to at night. He wanted a wife and two kids. Maybe a dog. He had tried to have a serious relationship before, but women annoyed him. More specifically, their expectations annoyed him. He wanted someone willing to take on the role of stay-at-home wife and mother without making spending his money a life’s goal. He wanted someone who put his happiness and needs first, someone who appreciated how hard he was willing to work for his family and rewarded him accordingly. He wanted someone to manage his household as efficiently as he managed his company. She should be healthy and bright and full of ideas but astute enough to know when to speak and when to accept his authority without question. When his personal assistant introduced him to the Happy Homemaker’s live stream, he was intrigued. When Chase ran into the same woman at a charity event and saw how succinctly she put a drunken date in his place, he knew she had the backbone to be his partner. The question was how to convince her.

The members of the Heavenly Abyss Sect have a recurring problem. Their sect leader doesn't believe in cultivation! Follow the adventures of Sect Leader Jin ZiXin as he stubbornly tries to prove that cultivation is nothing but a world-wide delusion!

The stereotypical zombie rebirth novel, told through the eyes of somebody who is really, really confused. Firstly, who the hell is Sebastian Reid? Secondly, why the hell is he kidnapping Jordan Phillips? Thirdly, what the hell does he mean by zombies? Does he mean ZOMBIES zombies? Jordan would really like an explanation, preferably yesterday. [Read 5 chapters ahead on my Patrxon + support the novel!] https://www.patrxon.com/fantasydeath (replace the "x" with an "e")

Jet makes a living conning people on the streets by pretending to perform various magical feats, such as fortune-telling, aura-reading and more. But an encounter with a mysterious man changes everything, as he's dragged into working for a detective agency that investigates magical crimes. Now he just has to keep his curious, nosy new coworkers from figuring out that he's a con-artist with no magical abilities to speak of.

Caitlyn was on a mission. An impossible mission. She would impersonate her twin sister, Janine. She must win over the grandmother of Drake. It was easy with the grandmother but Drake was hard to hoodwink. He saw her as his beautiful impostor. He decided to test her. But the testing got out of hand and onto the bed. Caitlyn did not want to go on deceiving her twin but Drake wanted her like no other. Where would their desire lead them?

In a world where sea has no end and uncharted territory at every turn. Creatures who roam around the vast seas and deep valleys with strength unimaginable. This is a story that has been record at the start of a chaotic era. Walk alongside our protagonist as he adventures, battles and discovers what mistorys this World has to offer as he writes his own legend in the Era Of the Fallen <Lin Feng > This fool actually made himself my bait without me even hoodwinking him haha. "Look over there, its running twords us! " <Victom>Damm it's getting closer to him and still has the treasure on his body. "No its running twords you! " <Lin Feng>Good, nows the right time to go, the aura on the treasure should have robbed of on him enough to disctract it for a while so I can make my escape, "There's another one behind us!" <Victom>You got to be kidding me wasn't there supposed to be only one Earth dragon! "WWHHAT! WW-Where is it!?" <Victom> turns around "Huh? There is-isn't...SON of *****!!!" <Lin Feng>Hehe fool "*Runs*" <Lin Feng>Hmph don't you know I was named,the king Venom Tongue in all nine Provinces "Sorry I don't have a dog for a mother unlike you, sorry for the disappointment hahaha!!!" <Victom>"$&%#!!!"

What use was it having a knowledge that was useless to you? That was what Myra thought when she found out the truth about the world she lived in. Werewolves, Lycans and Paranormal creatures existed and she was one of them... Yet not one of them. She was born without a wolf side. So more or less she was human except for the slight difference. Little abilities that showed she was not a part of the human race, still... A werewolf without a pack and without a Wolf side? surely Fate has had her Hoodwinked. And that is not the end... Being Chased by bullies she seeks solitude in an abandoned mansion. Abandoned is what it's called but it surely wasn't unoccupied. Therein lies a stranger. Bounded in chains and kept in darkness, he makes a plea and in compassion she frees him from his chain but in return is bound in chains. Hoodwinked by fate she becomes his mate. What fate awaits her here on? More misfortune? How much worse could everything go? *** "A visitor? How delightful" A clear voice rang in from the darkness. Myra shivered and turned. The house was too dark that she couldn't see who has spoken. "who's there? What do you want?" "I should be one asking. You are trespassing" "I didn't mean to. i_i'm just seeking solitude. I'm sorry I'll leave" "Not so fast darling. You are here already, so you can as well help me" She raises a brow "Help you?" Only silence answered. What was she thinking? Talking with the darkness. Perhaps being chased by a few bullies sounded better than this, she should leave. She takes a step backwards but halts again. So much for being weakhearted. "First step into the light" She requested wanting to see who she was talking to. In a world were beasts exist, it wouldn't be so surprising if it ended up being a troll. Sounds of metal rattling echoed in the empty room then followed was the sound of footsteps. It wasn't a troll. it_it's a man. A very Handsome Man!

Hang out with Senior Sister, commit sins twice a day. Book transmigration female lead VS reborn antagonist male lead 1v1 pure love * After the antagonist Demon Lord Yuezheng Yan reborn, he planned to follow the trajectory of his past life, to bloodily cleanse the hypocritical Master at Cloud Nine Peak and exterminate his malevolent original family. But on the first day of joining the sect, he was hoodwinked by a Senior Sister he had not met in his previous life and ended up at Xiaoyao Peak. The Senior Sister said, “Join Xiaoyao, and I'll have your back, Junior Brother. All you need to do is be happy.” Yuezheng Yan nodded and believed her... evil intentions! 3 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was buried alive by Lu Xingyan's alchemical explosion that destroyed his Immortal's Cave. 4 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was turned into a snowman and had his hair scorched by Lu Xingyan. 12 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was brainwashed by Lu Xingyan and even did odd jobs for her. Whenever he protested, Lu Xingyan would look at him gently, “Senior Sister is doing this for your own good.” Yuezheng Yan scoffed at this. Nice try, Lu Xingyan. Do you think I can't hear your mind? Your mouth says you love me, but your heart and that Old Sixth System scheme every day to stab me to death. You escape first when the auction house explodes. You don’t care when your Junior Brother is struck by lightning. You don't even bother to pull me out when I fall into the water. Claiming you're tired and need to rest, yet you go off to enact a tearful reunion with the original female lead, your White Moonlight, displaying your deep affection! You're having a great time. Leaving me squatting on the ground, digging Poisonous Mushrooms for you until my hand cramps. Once I return to the Magic Realm, I'll send you to cultivate Magic Lotus! Yuezheng Yan sullenly returned to the Magic Realm. Until one day, he overheard a conversation between Lu Xingyan and the Old Sixth System. Old Sixth: Host, the Little Antagonist has betrayed Xiaoyao Peak and run off to the Magic Realm. We’ll replace him with a more obedient Little Antagonist for you~ Yuezheng Yan: Old Sixth, shut up! Senior Sister, don't replace me. I'm rolling back right now.

Life as a Slave is hard for Denki. But life outside of it, isn’t easy either. But no one said that fighting for the freedom of your people is easy. But just how hard it is, will be proven very soon for Denki and his friends.

A character goes on a journey. They're a goofy guy, but their magical powers awaken too late to save the ones they love. They have to win the War of Magical Altreids, or else their father will never be let back into the world of Alfair. He has been captured by the evil wizard of the Watchtower Syndicate, Vicious M, and Tarou, the ML, is on the way to save him!

Dynamite Romance is a book about Zade and Adria forced to work side by side due to being friends with the same person they live with. How will things end up for them?

Jeff Compton was a tall, handsome man. He was born in 1806, in London, and he's been a thief ever since. One day, he and his friend Harold rob a bank. The first time Jeff Compton would ever have an unsuccesful robbery. They have to flee. At first, they don't know where to go, but then Harold has an idea. They use the newest invention to stay away from the coppers: the train.

Ira, system 3298, is a transmigration system that guides his Hosts through various worlds and missions. Lately though, something has started to go wrong. And it has something to do with that soul that won't leave him alone. Support the novel and get exclusive content: https://www.patrxon.com/fantasydeath (replace the "x" with an "e")

With his fiancé having been stolen by his (supposedly) kind-hearted and merciful younger brother, Sun Fang decides to take the high road. (To the surprise of everyone who's ever known him.) Instead of fighting to get his cheating fiancé back, Sun Fang sets out to fully enjoy the wealth of his family. After all, he's no longer the heir (his younger brother took that too) which means that he has no responsibilities. Ah, the life of a worry-free rich young master is really the best! Interstellar Omegaverse + Omega/Beta pairing + Carefree Protagonist Updates 2/week, every Tue & Fri Read 30 chapters ahead on my Patrxon + support the novel! https://www.patrxon.com/fantasydeath (replace the "x" with an "e")

Somehow, it's not until he's staring at the cold corpse of his Empress that he realizes what he's lost. And somehow, it's not until he's running into the nursery that he remembers their daughter is dead. It's like he's waking up from a dream, only to find himself in a nightmare of his own creation. If only that woman hadn't enchanted him, if only he hadn't met her... Or: In which Emperor Jian Li finds himself reborn five years before his Empress' death, in the body of a sister he previously didn't have. He fully intends to murder his former self.

A deadly game of cat and mouse is about to begin in a world where some people have the ability to manipulate the elements. But what happens when the cat falls in love with the mouse? Hali Lynn Nullean, ex princess of Beldon and a well known water elementalist, is on the run after escaping death at her brother's hands. Her brother, Charles, and his dark elementalists will stop at nothing until she is dead and no longer a threat to his crown. Charles hires a handful of bounty hunters to track her down and bring her to him, promising them something their heart greatly desires. Two of the bounty hunters are the Cerise twins, Ryland and Riordan, and are known spirit elementalists. They are promised the return of their mother from a prison she has been in for the last four years if they can bring the new king the missing princess.

"i never knew a mistake could lead to this" "Yeah i love the mistake i have done" "But i love you" "Yeah its me and you our story"

This is my first story. This is the tale of Murasame Murasaki, a completely apathetic man on a journey to discover true human emotion.

Meet Diana Angeles, isang fan girl na obsessed sa boy group na tinatawag nilang DYNAMITE. Isang araw, nakita niya ang isang myembro sa boy group na nag-ngangalang 'Nate' ay magiging kaklase niya. Meet Nate, isang idol sa group na DYNAMITE na nasali sa isang malaking scandal. Upang mawala ito, kailangan niyang mamuhay ng isang normal na estudyante. Ano ba ang mang-yayari sa kanilang dalawa? Kung si Diana pala ang susi para mawala ang kalokohang ginawa ni Nate? Note: This is not your ordinary Fan Girl story All rights reserved@2019

[18+ readers ] Two people who hate marriages and try to avoid it ..... Have been tied into a knot due to the love for their family.................. Love was a great price to be paid by these two people and had no other alternatives but to marry each other . Hwan and Jae are players of the same game...........but every much different from each other in many levels ........Jeon Hwan the cold , handsome and very confident business man avoids marriage as if the worst thing to do.....but not even in his wildest dreams he ever thought he would marry kim jae....... Jae drives Hwan crazy........ But the dynamite of the universe is simple.......Two people are fated even if they are opposite side of the pole.....north and south. Jae is like a hard ice which is hard to break . Very Control and composure is at maximum level in Jae's life . But his very determination goes on vein when the Cold hearted and very difficult man Kim Jae gets married to Jeon Hwan They are CRAZILY IN LOVE.........

It's been 5 years since Pro Hero Shoto Todoroki and Class A graduated from UA. They're now scattered across Japan working as heroes but the bonds they forged through their trials as a class keep them close despite the distance. With the exception of one classmate. Katsuki Bakugo took a position at a hero agency hours from home with his boyfriend Eijiro Kirishima and hasn't been heard from since. To most of Class A this wasn't surprising. After all they were only extras to the cocky, blond hero. But Shoto never understood how Katsuki had forgotten him and their intense connection so easily. When Shoto struggles to capture a villain with a troublesome quirk for the fire and ice hero, Endeavor Agencies requests the help of the number two hero, Dynamite. But the once proud, explosive hero Shoto remembers is not the one who returns to help. Shoto's determination to help his once close friend leads them down a path neither could have imagined when he discovers Dynamite needs his own hero more than anyone.

Jeeya, a girl with a million dreams and protective parents, gets the one thing she wants the most in her life - meeting her idols. A messed-up situation shapes up when she crosses paths with them in a non-native land. Before she can get a hold of the scenario, she is caught up in a mystery K-Drama instead of a romance. To trigger her minefield life, a guy drops into her life as dynamite. BOOM! Will she light up her life, or will she blow up?

They never bothered about them even if they were dying of hunger. The men and women of deep pockets and fat wallet continued living on the buttered side of life while the common citizens wallowed in abject poverty. The rich would elegantly drive around state of the art high-end vehicles leaving a cloud of dust in the air. On the campaign to elective posts, they lie low and pretend to understand the situation that these citizens are going through. This is just to hoodwink them. Once they get the votes, they disappear to live in leafy suburbs of the city. Unfortunately, the citizens do not learn from this. The suffering experience and empty promises continue.

** [ TAKING A BREAK ] ** More blood, more gore. More death, more destruction. More chaos, erupting panic. Returning to the crooked, twisted world of ‘The Red Man’, you’ll be in for a treat. More blood, gore, and death? Who couldn’t have asked for more? After losing everything after the fall of his research island, Matthew must now venture into familiar territory to exact his revenge on the United States Government and Eric. With the help of Megan and Addison [his family] his journey to dominating the Globe couldn’t come any faster. But first, he must seal up old problems, and put to rest those that crossed him. No one is safe. Lock your door, close any windows and curtains, and stay inside. If you don’t want to be a victim to his destruction, leave everything behind. Get far away from him as you can! Even then, however, you're never safe. Available Chapter(s): Washed Up -- [Ch. 1] Boom Goes the Dynamite -- [Ch. 2] The Hunter Hunts The Hunted -- [Ch. 3] Dr. MadMan -- [Ch. 4] Back To Where It All Began -- [Ch. 5] He Had A Dream -- [Ch. 6] Mutations Madness -- [Ch. 7] The Centipede [Ch. 8] Chapter(s) [In Progress]: [Ch. 9] [Ch. 10] Epilogue

LinYu was just a mere mortal when he got slapped in the ass by a flying truck-kun. After a hundred years accompanied only by his System, he’s looking forward to seeing another living creature. Any living creature be it human or otherwise. This day, his System said sayonara and set LinYu free. LinYu goes down the hill to the nearby town where other people exists as he cries internally: “Finally! Living, breathing people!” While everyone he meets swears up and down that he is a deity sent from the realms above, LinYu still thinks that he is a mere mortal. Join LinYu on his freedom journey as he meets with other mortals, cultivators, creatures and beings from all over the realms. … 1. LinYu is already invincible throughout the realms. There is no levelling up for him anymore. Imagine a professor being thrown into kindergarten… and you have LinYu VS the others that he will meet along the way. 2. LinYu thinks he is a mortal. But after everything that he has gone through… you would think that he could be a master villain. But just remember that even if he thinks he is one… he ain't. Please take everything you read with a pinch of salt. 3. Straightly no romance even if all arrows are being pointed towards him, no arrows will return from his end. 4. Anything goes in this novel. There will be multiple ‘holes’ that will only be filled up later on in the story. From systems to other potential main characters that can have an entire novel dedicated to themselves. This novel is full of roasts for cliché scenarios and stuff like that. Basically, just treat it as a tumblr post and you shouldn't have issues I guess. 5. A fun hearted story. Please do not take everything to heart. And always remember, morals are for mortals. If you are above sixteen and still require parental guidance on values, view of life and world view… Well best of luck. … - [Calling all grammar and spelling nazis… I NEED YOU.] As I normally write in Chinese… I foresee grammar errors in this novel. If any kind readers can point them out to me, I will greatly appreciate it. Although I promise to do my best to edit and correct any mistakes… I still got this feeling that there will still be mistakes I missed out. - [ We are mere mortals. Keep it civil.] Look I know that some of my characters have issues. (AKA I wanna wipe out the world) But as mere Earthlings… know your morals and do not be swayed by any books you read. While comments and criticisms are always welcomed… lets not get personal. PS: Don’t explode on me as if you just ate a dynamite for lunch… Like my creations, most of the time I would have this urge to shove the dynamite into your beloved family’s parts where the sun don't shine on when triggered and I’m still trying to get it fixed with therapy so don’t make me slip back into the darkness. Thank you.