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No This Is Patrick

This Mage is at stealing spree!

Oh no, not again! he is at it once more—stealing someone’s wife! And not just one, but every wife. His harem is growing faster than a rabbit colony, and no woman is safe. You’d think the gods would step in by now, but nope, they’re just watching with popcorn. His charm? Absolutely lethal. His skills? Unbelievable. The universe? On the verge of a meltdown. Can anyone stop this relentless, marriage-wrecking machine before he collects every wife in existence. Someone do something! Before he steals your wife next! ---- let's have some words from husbands. 1: "Bastard! not only did he took my beloved wife but even my precious daughter! I will kill him! absolutely kill him" 2: "I refuse to believe it... we were married, promised to live and die together, it's a dream... wake me up, hurry up, wake me up" 3: "Sigh! if she wants to live with him, I will support her decision, I just want to see her happy and happy" 4: "Outrageous, I am divine war god, the grandmage, that bitch and bastard, I will kill them both, I will shred them to pieces, arghhhhhh!!!" 5: "someone, I will like to sell the green hat on my head, free of cost" ———— now, let's have some words from wives. 1: "ah! ah! ah! hickkkk! I am busy right now... please come again, some other time, for interview" 2: "ahh! ahhh! ahhhh! coming!!!! something is coming and it's not spider man" 3: "haah* haah* he is monster at bed, save me, I am sore" 4: "hmph! look at him, not paying me any attention... ughhh... it's not like I love him, I have a husband" 5: "go away, go away, I am undressing now" --- let's have the few words from readers. Chad: absolute masterpiece, peak fiction. solid 110 out of 10. Alpha among alpha: such a great novel, I am about to do it for 9th time today. Immortal Emperor: such a demonic Scripture, it must be hidden from my mindless disciple otherwise, their path of cultivation will be slowed down. The supreme entity: Damn boy!!! such a master piece, it's hard to believe, a ordinary mortal wrote it. the wiritng Dao is immense. The constellation of reading Dao: I finally understand the purpose of my life. it's to read this book. --- let's have some words with haters. random guy: "Me! me! I have so many things to say" ( Pulls out a Glock and shoots him ) Ahem* Ahem* it seems, there is no haters. ( million of people sweats profoundly, with a light slime ) yes! yes! there is no hater.
Cultured_Daoist69 · 6.6K Views

This House Is Mine!—My Mistress Is My Soulmate!

Hey there, unlucky mortal! Welcome to 123 Serene Grove Lane, a place so legendary, so magical, and so ABSOLUTELY AMAZING that only a chosen few ever hear about it. And by "chosen few," I mean people who trip over random portals or get lost after making terrible life decisions. I'm IMP, "KING OF IMPS", the REAL STAR of this story. Forget the humans forget the moody demons, forget the boring heroes. This book I WROTE IT. It's about me, my glorious misadventures, and how I heroically survive. living with my boss, the incredible-yet-insufferable Xier. She's an artist. A sorceress. And somehow, despite my best efforts, still manages to keep her house standing. We also have Kevin, a VERY CONFUSED but disturbingly kind human carpenter who rents a room here (the biggest mistake of his life, btw). He's strong enough to build furniture with his bare hands, but soft enough to blush when Xier looks his way. Hilarious. He seither doomed... or already in too deep. Now, life at 123 Serene Grove Lane is NOT your typical "dark magic and world-ending prophecies" nonsense. BORING! We've got magic gardens that gossip when the wind blows, enchanted baths that refuse to drain properly, and random imp parties that definitely DON'T NEED PERMISSION. Expect heated arguments, accidental seductions, and AWKWARDLY INTENSE moments involving forbidden drinks. mysterious contracts, and questionable house rules. Do I care? Nope. I'm too busy being FABULOUS. Why read this Because you need a break from gloomy heroes and brooding prophecies. You need magic, mischief, and PASSIONATE CHAOS. You need ME. So. stop pretending you' re too busy. Open this book, join the fun, and remember everything here is MY IDEA. You're welcome.
Kinasalin · 2.4K Views

This Star is Legal But Sick

Xu Ye, who traveled to a parallel world, was participating in a singing variety show. He thought he was going to have a round trip, but he awakened to a [whole entertainment system]. As long as you continue to work hard, you can earn points for lottery draws. The prizes include various entertainment works and various props on the earth. Since then, the entertainment industry has gained a big star with a wrong style. A well-known director: “I admit that Xu Ye’s acting skills are definitely second to none in the industry, but he really has some mental problems. I hope he can go to the hospital for a check-up. Can you imagine someone drinking Coke from a tall glass on the set?” A certain singing queen: “My family, who knows? Xu Ye is so speechless. Last time he drove me and a few female friends. He wanted to smoke a cigarette in the car. I told him not to smoke when there were girls in the car. He actually Let’s get out of the car and drive away.” A certain top star said: “I have explained many times about the last time Xu Ye and I were photographed by the paparazzi in the same room. He really pulled me into bed to look at his new luminous watch. If I lied, Just let me collapse my house where I am.” Xu Ye fan: “I admit that my brother has some mental problems, but he didn’t break the law!” Xu Ye, a mudslide in the entertainment industry, doesn’t play by the rules, it’s legal, but he’s sick. This book is also called: “Who taught you to sing like this!” (NOT MINE)
Mylliscribe · 6K Views
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