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“I will let you be on top from tonight, please don’t divorce me, darling!” ----- Evelyn’s fairytale life shattered when a stranger stormed in, claiming to be the real daughter of the Wright family with proof. Her enviable privileges? Stripped away. Her spotless reputation? Tarnished. Her four-year engagement? Abruptly annulled. But the worst betrayal came from her once-loving father, all set to marry her off to settle a business score—with a man twice her age! Everyone in the circle attended this scandalous wedding, eager to witness the downfall of the supposed fake heiress. Yet, the climax was not what even Evelyn had anticipated! Zevian Reign, the nation’s richest tycoon, known for being every woman’s fantasy and the nightmare of all his rivals, made a dramatic entrance. His arrival stunned the guests, but his brazen wish was even more startling! He casually demanded to replace the groom and marry the beautiful bride. No one dared to challenge, nor did anyone have the guts to disobey him. They were left with no choice but to watch the wedding unfold. And it was Evelyn’s time to smirk, for she was now the devil’s wife. And all those who had ruined her, they would pay back in tenfold! ++++ [Excerpt] "Why would I ditch my husband for a loser?" Evelyn chuckled, crossing her arms defiantly. "He is better than him in all the aspects." Her gaze drifted to her ex-fiancé nearby, and she continued with a smirk, "Actually, a lot better in bed." As Annabelle’s face flushed with disdain, Evelyn patted her back and leaned in to deliver another slap. "So, good luck with licking my leftovers, dear step-sister. He's a perfect match for you."

[Number one romance novel in the universe—face slapping, scum-torturing, power couple!] Isabella Thompson, who was abandoned in a village was suddenly brought home by her rich parents. Her father: You are different from your sister. She has a bright future ahead and is destined to be a phoenix who would soar the skies! There's no way she would marry a cripple! You are getting off easy here! Her mother: The Yu family is rich and powerful. Standing in for your sister in marriage is your food fortune! Know what's good for you! Theodore Yu used to be a famous prodigy, but lost his glow after a car accident and didn't even make it to high school. With one being a poor village bumpkin and the other a well-known piece of trash, they were a match for each other. But while everyone was waiting for Miss Thompson to make a fool of herself, she and that piece of trash appeared at a banquet where big shots gathered. Isabella Thompson: I came to work as a waitress. Theodore Yu: What a coincidence, I'm here to work part-time as well. Hence, everyone watched as they carried trays around for the whole night. *** On the day of their marriage, every important figure in the capital attended. Big Shot One: I'll help make arrangements for Mr. Yu's grand wedding! Big Shot Two: Welcome back to the capital, Miss Thompson! Big Shot Three:... Seeing those big shots who persistently made headlines, Grace Thompson was filled with regretful tears.

【Double pampering without abuse, a daily dose of sweet romance, a pure 1v1 relationship】 In Jincheng, it is said: Lin Chuxia is crude, incompetent, insincere, affected... with no redeeming qualities except for her looks! Yet, the one least favored by others ended up marrying Jincheng's most esteemed man! After the news broke, the media angrily asked, "What makes you worthy of our male god?!" Lin Chuxia's face was full of helplessness: Sigh, who's to blame when I'm good for nothing but having the most beautiful face! You can only fault your male god for being shallow! Later, as Lin Chuxia's various concealed identities were uncovered, a super popular gourmet blogger, a new deity in the world of comics, a much sought-after Medicinal Cuisine Master, the owner of a luxury scenic farm, the sister of the largest medicinal herb supplier in Flower Country... A reporter confronted Gu Yuheng, demanding sternly, "Gu Yuheng, please tell us what makes you worthy of our goddess?!" Gu Yuheng: ...

New novel "Tremble, Universe's Great Beings" is currently being serialized~ Overnight, a beautiful culinary goddess turned into the despised Little Disaster Star A rundown house with three rooms, a disabled father, a weak mother, and two skinny younger sisters to take care of What?! Her mother gave birth to three daughters just because she was hard on her brothers' lives? Her father fell off the roof and has been bedridden for half a year, just because she was playing with mud nearby? She calls her grandparents once, and instantly one falls ill and the other has an accident; even the beloved sons of her Uncle's family choke on their food because that day happens to be her birthday Humph! Uncle might tolerate it, but Aunt cannot! If I don't show my power, will they all treat me like Garfield the cat?! They think for five taels of silver, they can sell me to a sick weakling for good luck? Fine, since I'm the Little Disaster Star, let's turn your house into a disaster zone! They want to sell her sister into a wealthy household to become a slave or maidservant? She shouts, grabs a cleaver, fights the demons she meets, and slays the ghosts she encounters. From then onwards, her reputation as a wild shrew spreads throughout the village So be it if I'm wild. For the sake of loved ones, I gladly become the wild Kitchen Lady. With my superb cooking skills, I open a restaurant, become a top chef, develop new recipes, capture the hearts of food lovers, and even come up with new ways to make a big fortune, leading my whole family to wealth and a better standard of living! As for those shameless relatives licking their faces and coming back to recognize kinship, she gives a sweet smile, waves them farewell: Have a good trip. The disownment paper is already framed and hanging on the wall! As for men, well, even my little sister knows: Being handsome can't fill your stomach. A man who earns money, spoils his wife, and follows the three obediences and four virtues is a top-quality brother-in-law. Serious statement: This article is purely fictional. Please do not imitate any plots, behaviors, actions, etc. Cherish your life and live well~

New novel "Max-Level Boss Transmigrates into a Delicate Beauty and Goes Viral", seeking bookmarks~ Gu Wanyu is transmigrating back! She comes back with a set of skills, tearing apart scumbags, and severely tormenting foster daughters. Who would've thought she'd accidentally get tangled up with the top aristocratic family of Beijing City. Later on... All the bosses became her die-hard fans. The enchanting movie emperor waved his hand, "Bring the best resources in the crew to Sister Yu and let her choose." The domineering group president tossed a black card, "I'm so poor I only have money left. Sister Yu can buy whatever she likes." The obsessive hacker wore an obedient smile, "I'm the best behaved. As long as... she's by my side." The internationally renowned designer pursed his lips, "Do you like haute couture dresses? If not, I'll design another one." The tsundere school hunk snorted, "Shut up, all of you. She loves me the most!" Just as the top figures from all walks of life began to argue Master Lu from Beijing, known for his ruthless methods and overwhelming power, breaks through the crowd. He hums and clings to the woman, "Wife, I am all yours." Gu Wanyu: "........" The bro-con younger siblings immediately switch sides, "No way, you're not worthy!" [1v1, physically and mentally pure, sweet, and revitalizing]

After her mother’s passing, Tabitha Collins’s father marries a new wife and sends Tabitha Collins to live with a family she barely knows. There, she meets Alexander Foster, the family’s high-flying Eldest Young Master, who wants nothing to do with her. Apart from him, however, the other members of the family loves her and dotes on her. Soon, things began to change. Alexander Foster becomes intrigued by the mysterious and seemingly untamable Tabitha Collins. Who is she exactly? Initially, the girl seems to lack confidence and needs protecting, but as he finds out more about her, he realizes, he's the one with the catching up to do!

Ananya's world in the dreamy city of Seoul was small yet secure – revolving around her academics, an intimate group of friends, and ardent love for her younger brother. But when a mysterious man moves in next door, her uneventful existence takes a drastic turn that transcends realms and realities. Is it for better or for worse? ***** Ananya Mehra, a 23-year old Indian girl pursuing her Masters in South Korea on a full-scholarship, has only one goal in life – to give her younger brother the best life she possibly can, after their parents' tragic passing in an accident she still blames herself for. However, her world is turned upside down when her new neighbour, Jung-wook, enters her life with some shocking revelations: that he does not belong to this world, that she is his answer to everything – and her life is possibly in danger!? While her closest friend Dae-jung’s warm gestures make her heart skip a beat, her mind still cannot help but waver to Jung-wook’s oft-weird yet endearing antics, pulling her deeper into a whirlwind of doubt and intrigue. But as he edges closer to revealing secrets that challenge the very fabric of her existence, Ananya is left questioning everything she thought she knew. Who really is Jung-wook, and why does he feel so familiar? What is his ulterior motive – and why her, of all people!? How can she trust him, a complete stranger, with her life when it may possibly be in danger? And why, despite all logic, does she still want to believe him? ******* Author’s Note: I'm sorry in advance if my uploads are inconsistent at any point, it might get a little tricky to juggle between my profession and my passion at times. I'll try sharing at least 2 chapters each week. :) Also, as you can probably guess from the cover, I am a beginner at digital art (and manhwa/manga art in general). Do let me know how you like this story and my rough attempt at art, thanks!

In a world that transcends the boundaries of imagination, where nature intertwines with magic, Niral, an ordinary young man living in a quiet village, is called to become a hero against the forces of darkness. Alongside his loyal friends, Kyle, Leila, and Arian, he embarks on an epic journey in search of the Ether, the fundamental power that governs all existence. The story begins when their village comes under attack by a mysterious creature known as the "Deep Shadow." Arian sustains a serious injury during the battle, prompting the friends to realize they need strong support to overcome these challenges. While searching for a remedy, they discover a legend about wise beings that reside in an ancient forest, who may possess the knowledge necessary to assist them. Throughout their journey, the friends encounter strange creatures, terrifying challenges, and harsh trials that strengthen their friendship and resolve. However, with every victory, new enemies emerge, forcing them to reevaluate their strength and resources. Events unfold to reveal deep secrets about the Ether, magical beings, and the world they inhabit. As the story progresses, Niral realizes that it is not only strength that determines their fate, but also friendship, sacrifice, and courage in the face of the unknown. While they strive to find a cure for Arian, they learn that fighting for what they believe in is the only way to survive. Will Niral and his friends manage to restore the Ether and prevent darkness from spreading? Or will the challenges lead them to a dark destiny? "Journey of the Ether: The Legend of Power" is an exciting tale of adventure, strength, and friendship in the face of danger. Prepare to immerse yourself in a world filled with excitement and astonishing events, where each chapter unveils a new secret and brings the friends one step closer to their destiny.

Stuck in a mundane finance job and burdened by his father’s high expectations, Alex Han feels like a failure. When an alien observer mistakenly abducts him while trying to capture an ant, Alex finds himself thrust into an unexpected adventure. In a panic, he activates what he thinks is an escape pod, only to discover it’s a time machine that fuses him with a pair of futuristic headphones—now the alien’s makeshift form. As the duo navigates Alex’s earlier years, they must confront their insecurities and prove Alex’s significance to the future. With the help of his foul-mouthed extraterrestrial companion, Alex learns that true worth comes from within—even if it takes a chaotic journey through time to discover it.

Mae Wilson, only daughter of the Wilson family. She is a genius when it comes to business. In fact her name in the business world is something that makes people tremble upon hearing it. But the same can't be said for her love life. Her love life and career are the complete opposite. For someone of her standing and class, one would have expected her to be hovered around by a lot of guys but to men she is totally unattractive. Why? Well because of the person who escorts her to every date- Bella Davies. She has been her childhood friend since little and after they grew up people were more attracted to Bella than Mae. One fateful night determined to change her love life, she went on a double date with Bella which turned out to be a failure but at the same time a blessing and a curse. A curse being that her long time crush, Shaun Grayson, the only son of the Grayson family who had just come back to town, who she was very much in love with despised her and was attracted to Bella. And a blessing meeting Ethan- Shaun's secretary. Ethan is a gentle, kind hearted and loving human. The kind of guy that every girl would dream to have by her side. When she had given up on all hope on love, Ethan turns out to be her savior but when both get into a contractual marriage and are forced to fake being in love just three weeks after they met, he turned out to be her worst nightmare. "................ To our families and friends, we may appear happily married, but we both understand that our relationship is merely contractual and can be terminated at any time. In order to sustain it, we must both strive to please one another," he declared. "I fail to comprehend," she admitted. "I desire Bella to be removed from your life, and I request that you tender your resignation from your position at RX hotels..." "Ethan, Bella and I have been inseparable since childhood. I cannot sever ties with her just because you believe it is in the best interest of the child," she asserted. "I believe we have an appointment scheduled at the courthouse tomorrow," he stated. "For what purpose?" she inquired. "To sign our divorce papers," he responded. "You must be joking," she questioned. "If you cannot adhere to my conditions, then our marriage is not sustainable," he replied. "Ethan, please reconsider," she implored. "I have nothing left to consider. All I want to know is if you're in or out", he inquired with a cold look "I'm in.........." What will she do when she finds out that she had just become a tool in a game of revenge and struggle for power. In all these she still can't help but fall for him. Will her love be able to change him when she finds out his sole aim for marrying her ?

"The useless daughter of the Su Family, Su Ye, had gone crazy after being rejected by the Bo Corporation's President! On the first day, she touched her father's head. "Nephew, I think this project I found is good. You can go auction for it tomorrow." The next day, she dug up the Su family's ancestral grave with a shovel and muttered, "I remember that it was buried here?" On the third day, she patted the shoulder of a certain clean freak CEO. "Little Bo, even if the marriage didn't work out, we still have feelings for each other. I'll give you a discount on this medicine, just give me six million." … Su Ye, the most ambitious woman in the business world who had died 40 years ago, had coincidentally been reborn into the body of his grandniece. Thus... In the department of inheritance notarization, a large inheritance that had been shelved for 40 years was claimed. The museum was surprised to see that a mysterious person had donated an astronomical antique that disappeared 40 years ago for free. Hacker Alliance. An account that no one had been able to identify who was behind it for more than 40 years suddenly came online. Mysterious Sister became popular online. K.O. Stone Gambling Master, Reincarnated God of Medicine, Big Sister Carrier, Taekwondo Grandmaster… Tens of thousands of people wanted to pamper her, and the Su family's doorstep was frequented by the seventy to eighty-year-old childhood friends of hers who were big shots of various fields. A certain ex-fiancé was filled with jealousy. "Make it hot. Don't affect my fiancée's college entrance examination." Zhen Xiang might be late, but he would never be absent. Bo Yunli never looked at her in his eye before marriage. After the divorce, Bo Yunli suddenly asked, "Which project do you like? I'll bid for it and give it to you." "These are the gold shovels and keys to the Bo family's cemetery. Dig whichever you like." "That's true. The prescription is priceless and six million RMB is too little. How about exchanging it for the position of the Bo Corporation's Young Madam?" [1v1. Double Virgins+ Fake Identity.]

What if you could win your love by playing a game? Watch Akira as he navigates challenges to win a neural imagined game and live the rest of his life with his love.

A story depicting of a certain someone, not necessarily a fact but an altered memory. Just the tales of A Shot Life.

Imagine being quarantined because the city is suffering from a pandemic. Being who I am, I would constantly read. What if you were offered an opportunity to join the world of imagination that you love to read about? Would you take the chance? Lauren, a 27-year-old avid reader, and writer takes the offer and her world is never the same. Join her on her journey to become the keeper of the keys of imagination: the most important person in the world.

Pequeños o Largos capítulos dirigidos especialmente hacia parejas BL Algunos tendrán continuación y otros no.

Just some shit to write when I'm being a lazy bastard and not writing chapters for my current stories out right now.

Kelly here...Please Look for Our Second Chance At Marriage Instead....This book is an error.

Tetsuo Kawaguchi is starting his first years in high school, after various encounter with people from his past and present, we find that there is much more to him that meets the eye. Notice: the story is slow paced . ???- this sign is used when background characters are speaking

Rin, a demon, finds himself trapped in the Human Plane. He had fled the Demon Plane after being gravely injured by a god of the Heavenly Realm and flees to the Human Plane to recover. In the Human Plane there is relative peace. Demons and spirits still lurk, but are generally undetected by regular humans. As Rin recovers, he tries to maintain a normal human life in this strange world and even makes a few friends. However, his past eventually catches up with him as struggles with his identity, feelings and unresolved conflict with the Heaven Realm. King Constantine is a Heavenly god that rules over the Heaven Realm and begins to take note of this rouge demon who has appeared in the Human Plane. Together the Heavenly Realm, Human Plane and Demon Plane are in a vicious cycle. A story of gods, demons, and humans collide in this dark and twisted tale of love, betrayal and fate.

A world thats rushing towards a dark ending. An slave traveler that yearns for his freedom. A fire that will consume anyone who stays behind. Will he be able to break the chains that bound him and reach the peak or will he just die like a sheep waiting to be slaughter. Wach him rise from the bottom and tries to discover why he came here. To save the world or rush it to that dark ending. This is a story of a traveler

After disappearing for three years, Lan Jin returned accompanied by her five sons, all fervently dedicated to spoiling their mother! Eldest son: A domineering CEO with tens of billions in assets. Second son: A logical genius, a legend in the surgical medical field. Third son: A superstar, the recognized best actor in the film industry. Fourth son: Hacking and racing expert. Fifth son: The school heartthrob and academic ace who enjoys skateboarding and esports. Lan Jin was previously labeled as a worthless good-for-nothing and was treated with disdain, but her five sons supported her no matter what! However, soon… "Damn! Lan Jin won first place in a national competition and even defeated the Billiard Queen." "Damn! Lan Jin is also an expert in calligraphy, has superb driving skills, and has composed an astonishing piano piece!" Everyone was collectively dumbfounded when they found out her true identity! However, they had no idea these disguises were just the tip of the iceberg since she would have a new disguise daily. * She was born with a short lifespan and needed to spend money non-stop to ward off disasters, or else she wouldn't live long. A certain lord threw out a limited-edition black card with extravagant generosity and declared to the public, "Whoever dares to stop my wife from spending money, I'll break his fucking arms and legs!" He was the reincarnation of a Pixiu, naturally adept at amassing wealth. Therefore, he had plenty of money. He was known as the Stingy Master. However, he was exceptionally generous to her and spoiled her.

Harley, a devoted best friend, struggles to conceal her long-held feelings for Dominic, the groom, as she stands by Olivia's side on her wedding day. As Harley's emotions reach a boiling point, she finds herself torn between loyalty and heartbreak. With memories of what-ifs and maybes haunting her, Harley's inner turmoil escalates, leading her to a desperate moment of recklessness. Will she find the strength to confront her emotions and move forward, or will the pain of unrequited love consume her?

Life Race In the high-octane world of street racing, ruthless competitor Drack will stop at nothing to claim the top spot. But when underdog Cami, fueled by determination and guided by mentor Daren, starts to gain momentum, the stakes are raised. Will Cami's newfound skills be enough to overcome Drack's cunning tactics and take the championship?

A young man returns home, exhausted, only to feel invisible and overlooked by his family. But beneath the surface of this ordinary evening, a shocking truth lurks, one that will shatter the facade of his reality.

It's said that when the voice of the weeping angel is heard during the battle field, your time has come to an end. As the lives of the people in the town are being threatened by that same demon in disguise, how will they figure out a way to stop this harbinger of death... Before it claims it's next victim... ------ Hey guys, hope you enjoy this one shot, I'll be making a part too soon, so enjoy and stay blessed

Zhao Shen a prince of White Rhaegal empire has a some peculiar taste in men, so much such that he has fallen for 8 of them!! but behind each men there are sacrifices and price to be paid. "Among my 7 rebirths I have met countless men, but only 8 of them take a deeper place in my heart. or hmm... is it more? idk. smirks* am I greedy?! or am I just horny?" From baring commander general to half demons, from dragons to minister sons, this story has it all, men and men and men!! just how Zhao Shen says it, "No man can quench my thirst for more; yes I'm a hypocrite, so what?! I need men to survive!! is it wrong?"

Genre: Slice of Life, Supernatural, Comedy In this lighthearted one-shot a human stumbles upon a quirky vampire, desperately hungry for blood. Their unexpected encounter leads to a series of humorous and awkward moments as they navigate their unusual bond. Get ready for a delightful mix of laughs and charm in this fun.

Trapped in a harsh life in Shanghai, Li Chen discovers he's the vessel for the ancient God of War. Armed with newfound strength, he confronts his oppressive in-laws and navigates the modern world. As he harnesses this power, he must protect his love and face those seeking to exploit his abilities.