The World'S Finest Assassin Funny Moments

The universe has always operated by a single, unwavering law: "Survival of the fittest." This fundamental rule governs everything, living or non-living. It was this very law that Alastor found himself entangled with. Awakening in a forest on planet Earth, in a forgotten corner of the universe, Alastor possessed no memories of his life before the age of four. Growing up, he quickly learned the brutal truth of this society: power was the currency of respect and longevity. Alastor clung to the hope of unraveling the mystery of his past. But his hopes were seemingly crushed when his bloodline ability manifested as [Speed]. It was an ability widely considered weak due to its inherent limitations, doing little to enhance his standing in this power-obsessed world. Just when his dream of uncovering his past began to flicker and fade, a glimmer of hope emerged. The pendant he wore, a constant presence he vaguely remembered from his earliest memories, suddenly flared to life. It was his only tangible connection to his past. And then, a bright blue screen materialized before his eyes. ----- [SYSTEM DETECTED. HOST COMPATIBILITY CONFIRMED.] [SYSTEM INITIATING BINDING SEQUENCE...]

At that time, I had just lost my job, was so broke I could barely afford food, and the few crumpled bills left in my wallet seemed to be fighting each other. Just then, I spotted a job ad for a hotel doorman with the enticing words: “High pay, easy work, free meals, and lodging!” I felt a surge of excitement—being a doorman? Just standing by the door and greeting people? That’s easy! But on my first day, I realized this place was a total nightmare. Each guest was scarier than the last! Some wore all black with daggers on their belts, others walked in with sunglasses and hats pulled low, and one guy even carried a black bag, from which a few shell casings casually fell out. And wait, what’s up with the blood-soaked guy in a hockey mask…

Oshiba Atsushi, a soccer novice, is suddenly transported from his mundane life on Earth to the uncharted world of SW East. With no experience, he must navigate this new realm where soccer is a way of life. Oshiba Atsushi on his journey as he discovers hidden talents, forges unexpected friendships, and faces formidable foes in the beautiful game. Will he become a legendary player in this strange new world, or will the challenges of SW East prove too great to overcome?

This is the challenging journey of an ordinary kid born in a third world country. He transformed himself gradually into a man of unparalleled abilities with the mentor of two elderly couples who were not born on this Earth possessing unimaginable power of life forces. Filled with the most beautiful memories of upbringing from his childhood, friendship, love, laughter, and countless insults from the rough physical in his life, he took the challenges ahead with a grain of salt. He turned himself into a calculating machine, an extremely terrifying assassin that would give nightmares to the enemies and feared by the underworld including the SAS, CIA, and M16 Government. This is his story. Let’s rock on…..

Araceli Beckham is an orphan striving to make ends meet. The only problem she had was working her butt off to put food on her table, pay for her little apartment, transportation and pay for her tuition for her last year in college. All these were already a pain in the ass and hard to keep up with. Last thing she needed was some other problem added to it but life had other plans. Her brother was caught up in a gambling mess and used her to pay off his debt to the gang he owed. Araceli was made to become one of them and was trained in the assassination department. She became a pro seductress and excelled in all her tasks. Everything changed on that fateful day she was made to go after Ruslan Vyacheslav ____ Ruslan Vyacheslav is the biggest mobster in the mafia world. He is feared and has a lot of enemies awaiting his downfall. Ruslan is a married multi billionaire and father to a handsome 3 year old. He respected his wife, even though they weren't married for love but because of an alliance. He remained faithful to her because of a promise he made. And Ruslan never breaks off a promise made in his honor. All that was put to test on meeting the beautiful and sexy Araceli Beckham with a smart mouth. He didn't think too much about it and cared less because it was nothing. Right????

They say if you dig through the scraps long enough, you'll find gold. In your case, however, it's not gold, but something more—potential for power. Absolute power that will make you unrivaled in the world. - Source: Trust Me Bro "I'm telling you this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. And If you don’t grab the bull by the balls...I mean horns, you may never get another chance." "The choice is yours. You can either lock in and accept your fate or go back to living your shitty life." ----- Ben Yuan, a transmigrator from Earth, finds himself in a new world of technology, where circumstances force him to live as a scrap scavenger. After years of this harsh existence, Ben stumbles upon alien technology that promises to change his life forever. But this discovery comes with a catch—the alien offering the power has its own, questionable motives. Now, Ben faces a decision: accept the alien’s power and align himself with its mysterious goals, or return to life as a junk man with nothing to lose. Ben chooses the former, bonding the alien technology to his right arm. Thus begins the bizarre journey of an insignificant scavenger rising to the pinnacle of the world, destined to become the first technological overlord.

Yearning for the unknown, a young man named Noah embarks a journey in finding the meaning behind "Mindset". What is this mindset enemies and allies alike chant like a fabled legend that wants to be reawakened to the vast expanse of the world.

With the help of the gods, humans on the brink of extinction from their pointless wars have been given another chance to redeem themselves, and with the restrictions on earth gone the planet is open to invasions from other worlds. Heroes emerge in New Earth to stand against their foes. While the gods prepare to face an unknown force lurking in the shadows.

Alex is the only prince of the super powerful family, but one day the world he lived in turned into a war of carnal desires and depravity, on the whims of the World's Will. Follow Alex as he brings himself to the depths of depravity, vowing to claim everything for himself and reign supreme, by going to any lengths possible. To fulfill his desires and lust he will conquer every women in the world, making their their lovers, husbands and sons grovel in front of them while he takes pleasure in their helplessness. As the name says novel is filled with every that kind of tag possible. Tags : R18, handsome male lead, harem seeking protaganist, strong background, pregnancy, Heavy incest, netori, rape, yuri, rape victim becomes lover, milf, gilf, dilf, maids, sex slaves, goddesses, bulldozing, threesome, foursome..., orgy, genderbending, yuri, anal, blowjob, titsjob, thighjob, sexual abuse, exhibitionism, loli. Note: The cover image and illustrations aren't mine, poor author screen shoted it from somewhere if you want it to be removed then please inform me through a comment.

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One day Ayush suddenly started experiencing some strange things happening around him. He starts to see things that no one else seems to see. What are these and what should he do about it. Follow this novel to find more about this. ------------ After this break there might be sight more detailed and non harmful spoiler description of the novel. So I would suggest that those who want a whole fresh experience without any idea of what is going to happen in the novel to not read it. -----------

Fade was a legendary assassin that could kill just about anyone, as long as the price was right and the reason was just. One day as he was reminiscing about his life when he lost someone important, he fell asleep. When he woke up he was in a weird place, a different body, a different world.

Ivy Reed, the world’s top assassin, is betrayed and killed—only to awaken in a magical realm as the Duke’s powerless daughter. Now engaged to the king’s mysterious, ruthless younger brother, the Fourth Prince, Ivy secretly resumes her deadly work while hiding her identity. Will she manage to live her double life as an assassin and princess, read more to find out ------------------------------------------------------

On the night of the full moon, in the alleys of the city, Asher Frostblade, the assassin known as the "Legendary Assassin," is gravely wounded. He has fallen into an ambush that led him into a trap. Due to the loss of blood, Asher collapses to the ground and gazes at the full moon, which curiously has a unique color: a very intense crimson red. As he closes his eyes and reflects on his life and how cruel it was, he finally dies. However, an icy sensation envelops him as he dies, as if a bucket of cold water is falling on his face and his entire body. "Where am I?" Asher opens his eyes and is met with an unfamiliar face. After watching and thinking carefully, he realizes that he has been reincarnated into a new world full of magic and many other things. He promises himself that he will become strong enough to never again experience a death like the one in his previous life and to obtain the life he has always desired.

One moment is enough to turn your life upside down. One moment is enough to break all the shackles and free us. One moment is enough to tell a thousand tales. ONE MOMENT.....

In the bustling city of Bacolod, Rain and Frey share an inseparable bond forged in childhood. But one fateful day, Frey vanishes without a trace, leaving Rain lost in the maze of memories and unanswered questions. Despite years passing, Rain struggles to move forward, her absence casting a long shadow over his life. Years later, Rain finds himself navigating the world of college, where he meets Lisa, a bright and lively spirit, and Yuri, a reserved but fiercely determined top student. As these new friendships form, Rain is torn between his lingering connection to Frey and the unexpected spark he feels with Lisa and Yuri. Just when he begins to find a fragile sense of peace, Natasha, a friend from his past, returns bearing a gift and a promise to bring Rain into a new chapter of his life. But as they reconnect, Rain realizes that Natasha may hold the key to a mystery buried deep in the past—one that could finally shed light on Frey’s disappearance and reveal the secrets hidden within those lost years. Lost Shadows is a journey through the weight of memory, the courage to confront what’s been left behind, and the discovery of unexpected bonds that bring light to the darkest corners of the heart.

An assassin who was assigned to kill the biggest businessman in the world. What will happen when she will fall in love with him . What will happen when he will find out about her true identity . Sirin , world's scariest assassin , even government are afraid of her . She can bring down a big ass empire with her skills . One thing about her , she doesn't like to loose . Beautiful like a butterfly , preety to watch but hard to catch . No one knows anything about her except for her name . Damian Martinez , CEO of MARTINEZ Group of companies . Hot , rich , powerful , and most eligible bachelor of the world . Everyone thinks he is popular and rich because of the company he runs . But in reality he is merciless the Mafia King . Cold towards everyone , doesn't like waiting , dark personality and don't believe in love . What will happen when she will get mission to kill him but will fall for him instead ?

Orphan at the age of 5, kidnapped at the age of 9, Arlott's life was a tragedy. Trained to become an assassin for 10 years, he had a single objective in his life. To assassinate the kingdom’s strongest Magi Master, the Duke Zordian. But little did he know, how much his life would change after he completed the impossible sounding task. [You have slain the Champion of Sloth! You have received the Sin of Sloth. Awakening the Cardinal System of Sloth. Awakening the Idle Cultivation System.] Captured, tortured and betrayed, Arlott awakens the Idle Cultivation System. “There are 6 other duchy in the empire… Does that mean…”

With friendship, comes peace. With betrayal, comes chaos and hatred within the heart; Ciel, the worlds greatest assassin, has seen one side of the coin, how will he face the other.

Young man who has hair like snow, red eyes and well built body, yet no memories what so ever, is found by the young girl who happens to find him on a quest. Who would've guess this meeting, would strike the world this badly.

Luna, a skilled assassin who, after a deadly mission goes awry, finds herself mysteriously transformed into an owl. As she navigates the challenges of her new avian body, Luna struggles to adapt to her unfamiliar reality while uncovering dark forces behind her transformation. Amidst the chaos of the forest, she must confront her past and seek answers about the sinister plot that has altered her fate. With danger lurking at every turn, Luna's journey becomes a quest for survival, self-discovery, and redemption in a world filled with both allies and enemies.

Damien West, the world's top assassin, meets his death, only to awaken in an unfamiliar world. As he opens his eyes, he finds himself in the body of a young boy, alongside a power that can level him up. Struggling to comprehend his new reality, Born into a a family of shinobi— Damien soon discovers that he is in a world where warriors live by the way of the samurai. With his lethal skills memorized, he’s trapped in a child's body, Damien must travel this dangerous world and rise through the hierarchy of this world, mastering new techniques and facing challenges he's ever never encountered. ***My account profile picture is what Takeda looks like! wasn’t sure how else I can get an image.***

The world dread at his name for he is the only one who could take their life without them knowing. Ken was an orphan who is bullied since childhood he grow up in the slums going around stealing for food until the day he awakened the Assasin system

A conductor can transfer heat, electric charge, and sound. If you became a conductor, how would it feel? Maybe you can become an inventor, or maybe you can smite all and become a recognizable face among everyone. Evren might do both.

Ariel Mackenzie is a tough and resilient woman who has always put her son, Jason, first, she could even go up the sky and pluck the moon for him. But when the assassin organization she works for demands the head of Jason's father, Vincent, Ariel is faced with a difficult decision, should she risk her future relationship her child, or save it by not completing the mission, which has dire consequences. Going back to her hometown did not only open up old wounds but it created new ones, secrets that were meant to be kept in the dark were brought to light, betrayals were made and and some relationships were broken.