Dada Is Satan Meme

[DROPPED: currently picking up my motivation and starting a new one] "Everyone is born single. Kaya naman yung mga sikat na acronym na NBSB, NGSB, malamang sa malamang ay totoo. Wala naman sigurong tao na pinanganak na may karelasyon na, kahit pa nga ang arrange marriage eh hindi natutuloy kase maaaring hindi nila gusto ang isa't-isa." Single had no qualms being a single. She literally is not interested in engaging in any kind of romantic episode. Anong pake niya sa relationship na yan, hindi naman nagiging monetary ang investment doon. Sayang pa sa oras at ATP. And yes! Isa siyang dakilang NBSB ng taon, halata naman siguro sa pangalan niya.

Vector hates math! With all his heart! Due to severe dyscalculia, he can’t even handle the simplest calculations, like 1+9! “I HATE MATH!!!” he mutters, tormented, until this thought consumes him. Many years later, now old and sick, Vector finds himself on the brink of death. But with his final breath, something extraordinary happens: Vector wakes up, reincarnated in another world, one where dragons, fairies, and creatures of all kinds are part of his new reality. Here, in the continent "Harmony", magic is revered and is based on “Syntony” that each person can develop with one of the seven elements. Vector is initially excited about the possibility of learning and using magic! But when he least expects it, he’s hit with a shocking revelation that will change his life forever: “I… have a Syntony… with MATH?!” - - - - - - - - - - - - - What to expect: • Very intelligent MC, but with a somewhat grumpy attitude at first • Protagonist Growth • Fantasy, Adventure, and lots of Mysteries • Powers related to Math • UPDATES: Every Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday at 3:14 AEDT (UTC/GMT+11)

A college student, gets a system called the God Of Kinks system. Which allows him to turn anyone into whatever he desires without becoming one himself. Watch as he turns people into, Masochists, Cucks, Voyeurs...etc. NO NTR SHIT!!!!!! NO YURI!! ONLY NETORI [ By the way, the pictures used here are not mine. If you enjoy the novel, drop a comment or review, If it's a question about the novel I'll answer it, as long as it doesn't spoil the story]

Naraya Adisti, wanita yang jomblo selama 25 tahun hidupnya. Walau dia tidak pernah memiliki pasangan dalam hidupnya, tapi dia tetap bahagia. Kalau saja para tetangga tidak ikut campur dengan kehidupan percintaannya. Setiap hari selalu ditanya kapan akan menikah, bukan oleh orang tua melainkan dari para tetangga yang tiap hari sibuk mengurusi hidup orang lain. Seakan tahu Naraya sedang kesulitan, Tuhan mengirimkan seseorang dari antah berantah yang tiba-tiba memasuki rumahnya dan menimbulkan kehebohan serta kesalahpahaman di pagi hari. "Menikah atau diarak-arak keliling RT?" Pilihan dari pak RT membuat Naraya mau tak mau menikahi pria itu dan harus bertahan hidup bersama dengan kelakuan-kelakuan ajaibnya. Tuhan... Benarkah ini jawaban atas segala pertanyaan dari ibu-ibu tetangga?

{Warning: Mature content} The World called me an abomination, a freak of nature, a stain from my mother's legs. Even after righting their wrongs with my blade, it was still the same. However, in the midst of my despair, one person reached out his warm hand for me. Lucifer Morningstar. Even though he is the Devil spoken of in Legends, I shall take the leap of faith and do his bidding. To take breath in reincarnation in another world and Slaughter my foes: Demons, Angels, Devils, gods, and everything I consider EVIL in my PATH Don't get me wrong, my blade is a respecter of neither man nor beast. All that stand in my way shall FALL to the recreation of a world in the image I see fit. ............ If you want to know how sick this book is, read the first chapter. I still don't know how the idea for this book came out of my head. (Heaven! please forgive me) ..... Demons, Devils, Fallen Angels, Angels, Soul Eaters, Cursers, Witches, Dark elves, Hell beasts, Heaven Beasts, Death Beasts... Practically, Every sick, both rosy and terrible thing of the underworld will be found in this book. My research is deep. (Note: Sick Shit happens here. If you don't have stomach for it, please run. You still have time.)

Wyatt hale's life took a turn for the worse after he was blamed for the death of his Foster parents. After the loss of his best friend something awoke in him, some thing sinister. Giving him powers and abilities beyond normal human's comprehension. Now he sets out to defy the heavens, for making his life one misfortune after the other. Little did he know, the harsh truth was yet to come.......

A new world, a new life. Yan Guang, an unassuming teenager was suddenly transported to a fantasy world. With a system on his side and nothing else other than the clothes on his back, he decided to climb the ladder of the cultivation world step by step. Unfortunately for him, each realm seemed to stretch on forever with no end in sight. "Others can break through after having the strength to break rocks, why do I have to break a boulder? System, explain!" [...]

A chance encounter with Goku at a small market in Satan City turns your life upside down. What starts as curiosity blossoms into forbidden feelings, challenging fate itself. With Bulma, Vegeta, and cosmic forces against you, can love defy destiny — or will duty prevail?

After the tragic murder of your lover Vex Grahenson, you were left to pick up the pieces of a shattered life. As you grappled with grief and despair, the once vibrant world around you seemed to fade away into darkness. But one fateful night during your usual visit to his grave, something strange and miraculous happened that would change everything.

Warning: This contains depictions of adult sexual situations, it also contains non-consentual situations and other fetish type storylines. If it is illegal for you to view this subject matter, or if you are under the age of 18 please do not view this file. If you find these situations unpleasant or offensive please do not view this . The author takes no responsibility for any illegalities arising from the viewing of this file. .

The annual global live-action broadcast game extravaganza has begun. The one who clears all levels will have any wish granted— Even bringing a dead person back to life, Even if all that remains are bones. Cillian receives an invitation from Satan, accepting the demon’s call to join. Seven contestants enter the game, But only one can emerge victorious. They each harbor secrets. They all want to survive and make it out alive. And they are more terrifying than beasts.

Sometimes home can be in people but what if home leaves.What if home doesn't find the same warmth and Safety in you?

Are you tired of reading about super powerful MC? Well how about Super powerful parents of the MC? Let me take you on a journey to learn more about the MC’s parents and how they deal with having such a bizarre powerful child. Their excitement, their sadness, their anger, and their joy. You’ll experience it with them, and did I mention some sweet sexy moments will be shown?

God is a being, not just some kind of force controlling the universe, or just an idea in the head. I believe you have known someone/something greater than you, God, but God has not seen anything or anyone greater than Him, 'cause He's the greatest.

This story is about a boy who reincarnated in another world [I know this dosen't sounds new to you but...] To a fantasy world And he has a difficult time while living there... I want this isekai to be different from most of them, I want to show a side of another world that is not shown in most novels. The main character always gets some mega perks, or has the powers of a demon lord, or is some hero who has to defeat the demon lord. I got bored with it, I want to show what would happen if you, for example, were reincarnated in a small village somewhere on the outskirts of the kingdom, where there are no schools to teach children and because of that there are problems with using magic, or general craftsmanship or warrior training. Magic in this world is not as common as in other isekai, that is, it occurs normally but it is hard to learn it. Because of that, few people have the ability to have magic. [This is my first novel ever so please don't be angry, if I write something wrong pls] Overall in this isekai the main character will have a hard time and now the question is whether he will be able to survive in this world, and who he wants to become? The answer to this is still unclear...

Born in the gritty city of Spero, where poverty and gang violence reign supreme, this novel tells the heart-wrenching story of Dennis, a young boy raised in a dysfunctional family - His ruthless father, the boss of one of the city's most feared gangs, an alcoholic and a compulsive gambler, subjecting him and his mother to unbearable physical, emotional, and financial abuse. As Dennis grows, he faces relentless bullying and oppression, not only from his father but also from the gang-dominated streets of the gritty city of Spero. But one fateful day, a dramatic turn of events alters his destiny. A shocking transformation unleashes a chain reaction, challenging everything he thought he knew. Will Dennis seize this chance to overthrow his father's tyrannical grip, break free from his past life and reclaim his life? Or will the dark forces of his past consume him? Dive into this gripping tale of resilience, revenge, power struggles, and redemption, set in the gritty Streets of Spero. We are excited to share our second novel with you.

Samantha, 24 year old detective, is in a fix when her ex-bestfriend goes missing. The story goes through different stages of friendships, Misunderstandings, and betrayals...

"Come, do you still want to find that loser" he said looking intently at me as my eyes rolled back in pleasure. He knew exactly what he was doing, but I ignored him. And in an instant he pulled out of me. "What the fuck Zard" I was soo frustrated then he pulled me back by my neck his gaze piercing through my "then answer me love". I began stammering "n-no-nope I don't wanna see him aga...ahhhhh", a moan escaped me as his member entered me interrupting me.

The protagonist is an extraordinary person with exceptional intelligence and ruthless means. He wields great power and influence in a world of power struggles. His intelligence terrifies his enemies. The empress is both wary and amazed by him, directly referring to him as the "Living King of Hell". With his extraordinary wisdom and courageous actions, he stirs up waves in both the martial arts world and the imperial court, writing a legendary tale. His existence shakes the entire world. His story is full of thrills and excitement, making people's blood boil, and one looks forward to him continuing to create miracles in this ever-changing world.

Young Willow and her friend Alexis find themselves in a prestigious known for there excelling in the new curriculum which apparently involves groups . So together they form e group named Twelve with two of there other friends , but then the teacher decides to unify there group with another group which was formed by Xander's little brother Zander which he named the Midnight gang but they didn't they enough members . So they join with the twelve to form twelve is midnight which as a group struggles to put away there differences in order to be the best group in the school thus forcing them to work together in order to defeat other groups .

( dark) In the universe, there are an infinite number of states of ascent and descent, but what happens when the past is connected to the future, fate is reversed, and the river of time collapses?

In a fabled land, in a not too distant past, in a world that few know about, a warrior arises in the wake of a massive war that nearly wiped the entire civilization out as it was once known. In the ashes a "phoenix" rises. Who is he? Where is he? When is he? The truth lies within himself.