Slow Horses Bloopers

Having reincarnated as a disciple of Patriarch Bodhi, yet being rather poor at cultivation, Patriarch Bodhi actually had him take Sun Wukong under his wing? In order to change Sun Wukong's fate, Wang Yang had no choice but to make Sun Wukong settle down a bit, and afterwards, the style of Journey to the West changed. East Sea Dragon King: "Jade Emperor, how can I give him the treasure and Jingu Bang if this monkey doesn't come to the Eastern Sea? I really have no other way." Taibai Jinxing: "Jade Emperor, I tried to make him the Great Sage Equalling Heaven, but he flatly refused, even saying he have no other hobbies and that raising horses suits him!" Tathagata: "How can I seal Sun Wukong if he doesn't make a scene? And after causing a ruckus, he even seals himself?" The powers that be who arranged Journey to the West were all stunned...

The latest novel by the author of 'I Became An Immortal On Mortal Realm', Let me laugh, the author you will never be disappointed with, enjoy to your heart's content!!! ------------- Author's message to webnovel readers: It has come as an unexpected delight that Xianxia novels, a genre unique to China, have been warmly received by an international audience. I sincerely thank everyone for their support. I am committed to considering all the valuable suggestions put forth by readers, and to maintaining the style you have all come to love, all the while striving to continue delivering my best work. The book "Steadily Becoming a Saint, The Immortal Officials Hired Me to Tend the Horses" retains the familiar style of my previous works but ventures into entirely new territory with its plot and world-building. This story will reflect mortal aspirations for eternal life and ascension to immortality, as well as portray the epic tale of celestial beings witnessing the evolution of the universe through the ages. I hope you will all enjoy it. Best regards. by Let me laugh ------------- As a house servant, Gu An accidentally shattered a jar of Spirit Flowers in his youth, and in his panic, he discovered that he had seized twelve years of life span! A path to immortality thus unfolded before Gu An's eyes! In order to cultivate in peace, Gu An chose to become a Servant Disciple of the Supreme Sect, planting medicinal herbs daily to cultivate by seizing the life span of these herbs. Through the evolution of life span, his Basic Skill constantly evolved, deducing from Basic Sorcery to reach Divine Skills that connected to heaven! Eras changed, constellations shifted, and the Mortal World transformed vastly. Gradually, legends of immortals emerged in the Mortal World. The immortal known as Gu An expended half of his life span, helping his Cultivation Level break through the limits of the Immortal Path and achieving the realm of a Saint, soaring above the heavenly laws. However, one day, a white-robed old man with a saintly presence came to visit Gu An. "I am Xuan Qing from the Heavenly Stars above, appointed by the Heavenly Emperor Tai Hao. Hearing of Daoist Friend's numerous benevolent deeds in the Mortal World and your countless rescues of the living beings here, the merits are immeasurable. Thus, I have been dispatched from the Lower Realm to invite Daoist Friend to join the ranks of the immortals, to take up an immortal office, the Divine Steed Celestial Official." "May I ask what the duties of the Divine Steed Celestial Official are?" "In the Heavenly Court, there are divine steeds that can traverse earth and heaven and penetrate Yin Yang. The Divine Steed Celestial Official is responsible for looking after and feeding these divine steeds." Huh? Taking care of horses? Groom?!

The world had been in chaos for over three hundred years. In the Central Plains, singing and dancing never ceased, foreign tribes sharpened their weapons and fed their horses, Sword Immortals roamed the Martial World, and famed generals quelled unrest in all directions. Five years before the great upheaval, the young Pharmacist Li Guanyi committed murder on a rainy night. At last, he opened his eyes and saw this chaotic human world. Underneath the hooves of horses lay piles of bleached bones – famed generals, beauties, the Martial World, Divine Weapons, commoners, Dharma Forms. Since ancient times, only white bones and yellow sand remained on the fields! Confucian Scholars, crushed beneath iron hooves; Buddhas, swept away by long spears! "I, Daoist Li Guanyi, invite this world to its death!"

Welcome to Hell’s Game. [Entering instance: Bloody Restaurant] [The position you applied for: Delivery Person] [Your customers include: a fat otaku emitting a corpse stench, a maid who bursts at the slightest disagreement...] [Your colleagues include: A boss who's too pretty to be human, A cow or a horse in the literal sense, a man-eating tree that swears in French...] Facing these incredible characters, Liu Zheng, who wanted to be a decent person, had no choice but to give up on humanity.

The Crown Prince of the Capital brought a woman back home, hiding her from sight and pampering her to the skies. Rumor has it she's just a bumpkin from the countryside, pretty but utterly useless. Capital city buzzes: Just a vase rising through beauty alone. When the college entrance examination results are released, why is the name of the national top scorer that very 'vase'? At the gathering for the Association of Painters' new apprentices, why is she standing next to the Chairman? ... As various disguises are unveiled, everyone is silenced, wishing they could hide. Who the hell said she was just a vase? Stand up! A certain lady, bullied, covers her hands and cries in pain. Lord Chen comforts her: My lovely wife is so beautiful and moving, why would you bully her? People, with anger they dare not express, cover their faces. Please make it clear, who is the one being bullied!

This is the story of a young boy who steps into the world of immortals. If you love Fantasy and cultivation novels, then you can give it a shot. It will be slow paced in start, but I will try my best to not make it too slow, that it might become unbearable to read. The main character (MC) will be a lone individual, avoiding excessive social interactions, including friendships. This is my first novel, so please forgive any errors. I will do my best to make it as error-free as possible. Do remind me in the comments for any errors. --- **Cover Page is not owned by me** ---

—WSA 2025 Entry— [Additional tag: GL, Yuri, Gender bender, male to female, wholesome, slow paced, slow burn, slow romance, silly MC, cute MC, beautiful MC, cat tendencies, occasional smut, berserker/ mad characters, blood thirsty characters, gore, rich worldbuilding, dungeons, mini worlds dimensions, simple magic systems, adventurer guilds, adventurer ranking system, lost civilizations, lost memories, soul corruption, occasional futanari, toys, wholesome smut, weird smut, little bit BDSM later on, quasi-harem, quasi-threesome] I was on my way home with my friend when suddenly, I spotted a beautiful catgirl cosplayer with white hair. But something felt off—I couldn’t recall seeing her in any anime, manga, or games I had ever come across. Confused, I asked my friend standing next to me. To my shock, my friend’s response sent chills down my spine: "Huh? What catgirl? What are you talking about?" Suddenly, a truck came barreling toward the girl. Without thinking, I rushed to save her. In the end, both of us were hit by the truck. Now, I finds myself reincarnated in another world—in the body of the very catgirl I had seen. But... who is this girl? How is she related to the dungeons that keep popping up in the new world? Read to find out. --------------------------------- MC will be very confused emotionally and can be a bit annoying at first since she has to adapt to the catgirl genetics. Don't expect smut chapies right away because there has to be at least some relationship development. Slice of life slow start, slow burn, a lot of action later on.

"The Long Night shrouds the world; the dawn is slow to come. Evil descends upon the land, leaving naught but ruin in its wake. He walks through the endless night, dances upon the edge of blades, swaying between the heavens and the abyss. Igniting the fire of starlight souls, Since the night is eternal—then I shall become its Monarch."

“Let there be light. And there was light.” I give grass to the sheep and strength to the horse; to the day I hand over the darkness, and to the clouds I command that they pour their waters. The Leviathan, whose breath ignites coals and whose power iron cannot withstand, a beast that drags the seas with its fury; begs to serve me. From my blood, I laid the foundations of the world; from the clay, I formed man said to him: “Be fruitful and multiply.” Behold, the One who uproots and who plants, who gives and who takes away. But now, the world I shaped trembles. The order I commanded wavers. Who dares to defy the Almighty? ____ This isn’t a biblical story, but a novel clearly inspired by it, but it’s not a religious text! No offense intended! Sandbox novel.

Hazekaya was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG! Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs. From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman." With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazekaya is left wondering—"Why is my isekai life like this!?"

"Vaelin, at18, chooses the path of a pioneer, venturing to the frontier with resources from his family. In a slow-burn tale of perseverance, he carves out a domain step by step, eventually ascending to prominence in a world of chivalry and conquest."

"Ah so this is what Karma feels like? A cruel death for killing my father?"- Charles. He who died in the footsteps of his Father. Life was a battlefield for Edward, A man who fought all his life. He started from the bottom, dirt poor, became an orphan, but he grew on his own, strived and worked hard and built himself a comfortable life. A Wife, Children, Money, everything. But everything changes when He dies in a car accident on his way from work. He then opens his eyes to find himself in a world different from his own. ["I'm-- I'm a baby??!!"] -------------------------------------------------------- Western Fantasy.✅ swords n magic.✅ Horse riding and carriages.✅ Emperor and Nobles.✅ Cold and Ruthless mc. ✅ READ THE PROLOGUE, EVEN IF IT'S LONG AND HAS LITTLE TO NO DIALOGUE IT'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THE MAIN CHARACTER BETTER, HAHA. He's definitely not gonna be op from birth. [wink wink] NO HAREM, he does everything he can to get back to his wife on earth(he thinks he'll find her, lmao) WARNING: this is my first REAL novel after doing research and stuff, so don't expect genius God-like writing, but I will do my best. ACADEMY ARC ✅ WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? READ IT! It'll take a while for him to become stupidly OP but bare with me, I'm cooking something up. The pacing might be slow, fast, draggy at times but just wait, it'll definitely scratch that itch. Update stability Kicks in at 50 chapters. No Harem. Barely any Romance. Real Action begins after the first and second arc. He doesn't become instantly stronger than everyone. Expect a LOT of pov switch to give you a better reading experience down the line.

Hope you enjoy your stay.(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ Super slow update btw :33 Still no romance though:)))

Cultivation is like crossing a river, where thousands of horses and armies vie for the sail. Thus, the moment you choose this path, you step into a relentless race of life. To claim victory, it demands not only the courage to forge ahead but also the resilience to face countless blades of wind and frost, storms of blood and carnage. The struggle begins even before you set foot on the path to immortality

This is my second poetry to my BFF, written on October 28th, 2023. I envied redwood stretched toward heaven By: Amoureax Amant I envied redwood stretched toward heaven, whose branch in branch like hand in cloud ocean, whose leaves like thread weaved curtain covered sky, whose spot like stage light lit for butterfly. I envied stray bird hummed with bugs echo, whose siren song spread through redwood shadow, whose feather swirled like lone-drifting snowflake, whose wings like flash slipped through green amber lake. I envied cowboy rode through siren sight, whose horse ran on green sea plain at twilight, whose gun aimed at wild deer in green forest, whose bonfire cooked deer meat in light gauze mist. I envied fish blew bubble in amber, whose bubble bloomed as gorgeous as flower.

A young man who with the destiny of the person who will save the world from totalitarian rule and bring about judgement to evil doers, grows tired of his duty, and even more so when made aware of the alternative to live his own life with his soulmate. Having encountered girl with an angelic presence, he finally feels at home, but continues to be confused about his responsibility to save the world. What matters to him more? Is she the world to him now? There still needs to be the attempt to overcome the evil that has the potential to endanger her life, even if that's to come 80 years from now, and attempting to combat it could just bring it about faster, in which case there's no turning back. While there is still nothing to his name, should he move on from this duty so that way he isn't held accountable in the case that he fails to save the world? The obviously good thing to do would be to somehow get the best of both worlds, but it's too hard for him to figure out what that even looks like in his tired state, so, for now at least, he should follow his love and see what happens.

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

Sienna, a 40-year-old assistant manager at an IT company, feels trapped in a monotonous life, for the luxurious lifestyle she craves. Without wealthy parents or a mysterious inheritance from her grandfather, she has had to work tirelessly to fulfill her dreams of wine in the weekend, fishing on the yatch on summer, skiing by winter, and touring a vineyard in fall. Her relentless focus on her career has come at the expense of her relationships, with most of her past girlfriends either cheating on her or leaving due to her constant neglect. Sienna's go-to response when relationships end is, "What else do they need?" - she simply doesn't understand why her past partners couldn't be satisfied with her providing for their material needs. Seeking an escape, Sienna immerses herself in a video game called 'Vintage Point', where the protagonist, male/female, inherits their grandfather's vineyard and creamery. Through the use of cheating codes she got from the game community, Sienna amasses unlimited wealth and the ability to have multiple wives in the game - living out her dream life virtually. "Oh lord, rich, vineyard, and wives. My dream life." One night, after a few too many glasses of wine, Sienna passes out in front of her computer. When she wakes up, Sienna finds herself in a large, medieval-style house, surrounded by four distressed women who seem to blame her for their current life. Disoriented and unsure of what is happening, "What is happening?" This unexpected turn of events propels Sienna into a surreal situation, where the line between her virtual dream life and reality becomes blurred.

A boy with white hair standing in front of those powerful god children "they have no shame even if they are god's child" he said "Is it because I have cosmic and chaos essence?" boy thought as he ready to fight all of them as they rush toward him with intension to win. BEFORE THE CHANGE OF FATE- There is no being with both cosmic and chaos essence in history, unaware of this fact the boy with white hair just living a life with no motive, like nothing can excite him in his life anymore. [AN ANOMALY DETECTED PROCEED TO GIVEN THE SYSTEM] [ERROR] [ERROR OCCURED IN DETECTING ONE HEIR PROCESS WILL START AGAIN] [ERROR] [THE HOST ISN'T A HEIR BUT AN NEW EXISTENCE] [EARTH - 5 HEIR ,1 ANOMALY] [GOOD LUCK , NEX ABYSSEL @$#$#] Thinking of himself as just a regular person, Nex found himself presented with an opportunity that sparked a surprising emotion, one he didn't realize he still possessed. This is story of mc will be among god children who will become an new existence.

a man dies and goes through various worlds. join his tale as shenanigans ensue. romance will be involved, but will be a slow burn to start. world 1: Romance of the Three Kingdoms world 2: ???

Story Description [A SWEET MAFIA ROMANCE] Nicole thought that her life would be easy now after she left behind all the memories of an awful night, which led to an unexpected tribulation of her life. She moved into a new city trying to forget the inexplicable incident that happened with her. Little did she know that she can never escape from it because the devil will always find her. No matter how hard she tries to get away from him. He was meant to be her medicine but he turned out to be a Slow Poison. ——————————— I hear his voice bringing me back from the daze as he growls in between the kisses. “ You have no idea how dangerous it can be…” He says with his lips going down to the area just above my breast, he sucks in desperately, squeezing my ass gently, making me whimper in bliss. I clutch to his shirt, trying to hold my body from collapsing. “Careful…you are messing with the devil, Cole.” He doesn’t let me breathe for a minute as he starts attaching me with his open-mouthed kisses all the way back. Rapture succumbs me as I feel his lips again on my neck, traveling higher. I breathed heavily, unable to maintain my composure while being acquainted with this unfamiliar sensation. His lips reached my ear as he gently nibbles my earlobe. “You know why people call me the devil?” His breath fanning over my ear. “It’s not because I am a sinner.” His harsh breath comes out in pants, showing me how equally he is affected as he continues. “It’s because I am capable of making innocent people commit sins.”

Shimizu Mikan, a twenty years old college girl's hobby was to play gacha games. In a chain turn of events, she was reincarnated into another world with the power of gacha in her side. However, she would need to slowly control her power. Read her journey of a slow, slice of life story about traveling in her new world.

Rei is enjoying his slow and quiet life but suddenly things turn for the better or worse for him. Zombies suddenly came out causing mass destruction but with the help of his system, he hunt those zombies and sexy MILFS! Join Rei on his adventure to conquer the apocalypse and the MILFS!

General Leo Tenebrae had finally won the war against Great Angleia after three years. The people living in Light, the capital city of Saulelux Kingdom, lined the streets to cheer for the hero’s return as he rode through the streets to the castle on his horse. Suddenly, the crowd became silent when they spotted a petite woman sitting on the horse, hiding behind the tall and handsome general. Isn’t General Tenebrae the Prince Consort of Princess Iris, the first-born of King Sol? Princess Iris had married Leo out of convenience before he left for war. No one had expected the general to marry the woman who was allegedly involved in the death of his first love. During his absence, Princess Iris played the devoted wife, shedding her pretence as the good-for-nothing princess just to maintain the house of Tenebrae amidst political intrigues. How dare he return with another woman, a woman that resembled his first love? Will Iris divorce or fight for Leo’s love, clear the misunderstandings and overcome the obstacles between them? How will Iris find her happily-ever-after?

to put it simply here is when to know charcaters are thinking. `Here` and when speaking "Yo" but you probably know that ngl. Anyway Have a good day but I won't spoil but basically people get transported and now we are with the story. also story is slow as this is my first time writing so bear with me.

You never know the value of something until you lose it? For Brooke that couldn't have been more farther from the truth! After being cheated by her husband and younger sister, Brooke's miserable life of abuse takes a complete turn for the better when she finally signs the divorce papers! But things are only just getting better! What's this? She's been made joint heir to a multi-billion dollar company?! She's bought her stepfather's puny agency?! She's now the richest woman in the country?! And as an added bonus, her contract marriage husband is handsome and dotes on her every second of the day! Hold your horses, buckle your seats and witness one of the greatest, husband spoiling wife stories you'll ever see! With satisfying face slaps lurking at every corner!

On the Great Land of China, forces clashed for the sake of supremacy and Bloodline Warriors ran amok; the conflict of the strong threatened to shatter heaven and earth. A young man named Lu Li—nothing more than a humble Coffin Carrier from the Northern Desert—came along with Lu Ling, his sister. The two were regarded as puny insects and bullied, but little did people know that Lu Li had the strongest Bloodline in him of them all. He mounted the most handsome of horses and drank the strongest of wines; He bedded the most beautiful of ladies and murdered the most hated of people; He told a huge lie and carried with him an ill-reputation undeserved; He traveled all by his lonesome and danced with devils; He had given his word that he would come back, that he would be strong. And it was because of this that she was still waiting in the city—alone.

ABOUT THE STORY: 1 , it's going to be slow and step by step 2, it's my first story so i don't know much about novel writing 3 , this story about overpowered mc and his academy and how he going to change the flow of the world 4 , there are many characters in this story .

Amon "The Trojan Horse of Fate, The Slug of Time, The Loopholes in Rules, The Manifestation of All Errors." it's been thousands of years since he has wandered across the land . But it's getting boring. Gods are just waiting for their fall . Those old guys from outside are just salivating and waiting. Across the universe just conquer world deceive gods and rence and repeat. When I finally found a new toy that guy Klein it was fun. But that old guy is trying to take his body so he will be gone to. I should just leave this universe for something new . And so he did and arrived in the Gu world.

• Grumpy x Softie • Forced Proximity • Bodyguard Romance • Slow-Burn Romance • Touch-Starved Hero • Opposites Attract • Emotional Healing • Ice Queen Heroine • Found Family • Protectiveness