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Bum Biddy

Contest of Three Worlds

The vast scale of our universe has lead us to believe that we must be alone. However, this isn't the case. Fane, a member of a highly advanced spacefaring civilization, is suddenly summoned to a medieval world, reminiscent of Old Earth's Dark Ages. On the surface, kingdoms wage endless wars, while beneath, a mysterious dungeon sprawls, its labyrinthine corridors constantly shifting like the gears of a clock. Yet, this world is not the only one drawn into the chaos. Two others have also been pulled into the fray, bringing with them powerful crystalline mages and ancient gods long thought forgotten. Now, Fane must fight to survive alongside native warriors and foreign entities alike, all while unraveling the cryptic mysteries of this strange and dangerous realm. Survival is only the beginning - deciphering the truth could change everything. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hello! Thanks for checking out my work! I'm not the greatest author, but I plan to consistently update this project, even if I have to write significantly slower than what you typically find on this platform. (My apologies!) Below, you will find some key notes that might be nice to see before becoming invested. PACE: 1 ch/week For now, I plan to write roughly 1 chapter / week. However, this might change in the future as I acclimate to writing more frequently. (Or if this story randomly becomes very successful.) MONEY: At least first 50 ch FREE I know I just mentioned this story becoming "successful", which typically entails paying the author and bla bla bla. BUT! I like the idea of this just being my story with no hooks or lines for a while. I plan to make the greater first chunk of the story free. TRENDS: ~~Overpowered~~ Honestly, I hate the concept of things being "overpowered". It reminds me of the first time I hacked my favorite childhood videogame. (It sucked the fun out of it completely.) That being said, I want this story to involve genuine challenges that take effort or risk to overcome. GENRE: Action, Mystery I would like this story to focus primarily around Action and Mystery. There might be some mild things tossed into the fray like comedy and romance, but don't expect anything too raunchy. DISCORD: -not yet implemented- I may eventually start a discord for this story. It could make a good library for supporting lore or artwork, as well as a place for people to discuss their theories or leave feedback. For now, this discord doesn't yet exist, but I will update you here when/if that changes. OTHER STORIES: Paused A few of you may have known me from my previous stories. I know, you may be pretty bummed that I haven't updated either in a really long time. There were some pretty hefty flaws in those stories that I kind of beat myself up over. (I actually formed this story while trying to restructure the surface world for 'Reincarnated as a Haunted Machine'.) For now, this will be my only work, as the world I live in has become rather complicated in recent years. Perhaps at some point, I will return to my other works, but for the foreseeable future, this story will be my one true love.
FaultedPath · 2.7K Views

The Beta Dominates Alphas

Kestrel was a beta, and an aggressive one that most folks didn't like much. The Empire had picked a future husband for her. This guy was pretty much perfect: born into a high-class family, good-looking, rich, nice, and the envy of everyone around. People were quick to start whispering. "Why did such a great guy end up with her? She can't even make tea right and she barely passed her cooking class." "He won't be able to put up with her for long." "Right, their love story is a train wreck waiting to happen." Hearing this stuff over and over, Kestrel started to think that she and her guy, Tarian, were doomed from the start. So, when Tarian showed up with a sweet and pretty girl, Kestrel pulled off her engagement ring and tossed it into the gutter. From that moment, Kestrel lived free and happy, like a bird soaring in the sky, a fish swimming in the wide ocean. But a few years into her easy-going life, at a royal shindig, Tarian cornered her. His eyes were all red, and he confessed that he was sorry for everything and that he couldn't stop thinking about her. But Kestrel, wild as ever, wasn't interested in going back to her old life. Tarian turned white, gritted his teeth and said, "I don't care what you're like, and I can handle your shortcomings. You won't find a more understanding alpha than me." "Well, I already have a new alpha." To totally shake him off, Kestrel made up a name on the spot. She quickly thought of all the alphas she'd met on the battlefield over the years, and chose the name of a buddy she was tight with, guessing he wouldn't mind. "He's a good listener, and we're a perfect fit. Plus, he really likes me and doesn't care about my mistakes." Right after a bummed-out Tarian took off, Kestrel turned around and smacked right into the guy she'd just made up. This guy, a real war hero who'd taken down tons of enemies, turned a bit pink, looked away, and muttered, "You... when did you figure out that I have a crush on you?"
Treein · 1M Views

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DrBuzaleSangoma · 5.1K Views

I Become A Burdensome Child After Transmigrating

When Su Jiu dies on her eighteenth birthday, she transmigrates into a novel about painful love and becomes an adorable four-year-old child. After she grows up, she will become the villainous second female lead in the novel. Not only will that happen, but her father is also a lazy bum! Su Jiu is worried sick about her father. “Daddy, you’re not allowed to eat anymore. Maintain your figure!” “Daddy, there’s a shoot for you tomorrow. Prepare for it!” “Daddy, pull yourself together! Don’t you want to find a stepmother for me?” “Daddy, it’s time for you to receive the award. Think about your thank you speech!” With Su Jiu's help, her father, who is initially a deeply hated and unpopular celebrity, becomes the most popular celebrity in the nation and earns loads of money. As the only inheritor, Su Jiu owns assets worth billions of yuan. With such an enjoyable life, she can just play her life away. However— Wait a moment! Why is the menacing, stubborn and evil villain courting her, instead of the main female lead? She only showed some concern to him when he was a child. Why does he miss her so much? Furthermore, isn’t he an emotionless money-making machine? Why is he doing this? Many years later, the villain becomes the most powerful figure in the business and entertainment world. He even becomes her father’s boss! As a father who dotes on his daughter, he realizes that there is an evil wolf eyeing his daughter. Hence, he fearfully educates her on all sorts of safety precautions. She must treasure her life and stay away from the villain! However, the villain smirks menacingly. “Su Jiu, marry me. I’ll give you everything—even my life. Otherwise, I’ll blacklist your father and destroy everything that he has!” Su Jiu is speechless. “…???”
Biting Peaches · 5M Views

Dark Omen: A Galactic Adventure with a Lazy Bum

Imagine a universe where science and magic coexist, where intergalactic civilizations vie for power and resources, where beings of unimaginable power roam the stars. The most famous of these beings are known as the Seven Omens, ranked as the 7 most dangerous individuals according to the Universal Danger Scale. Now imagine one of those beings is a lazy bum who spends most of his time sleeping and surfing the galactic internet. That’s Aeryn Sol, the Omen of Darkness, a genius inventor who can revolutionize anything he sets his mind to. He is also a troublemaker who likes to mess with anything he finds interesting, which usually results in chaos and destruction across the galaxies. But his boredom is about to end when he meets Conlan Antares, the Hero of Prophecy, a valiant and virtuous warrior who leads a group of loyal companions in a quest to bring peace and justice to the galaxy. He sees Aeryn as a menace and a mystery, and vows to stop him at all costs. Their encounter sparks a chain of events that will take them to the most amazing and perilous places in the universe, where they will face enemies and allies, challenges and opportunities, secrets and revelations. Along the way, they will discover more about themselves, each other, and the true nature of the universe. This is an epic adventure of exploration and discovery, of friendship and rivalry, of science and magic, of darkness and light. This is also a hilarious comedy of errors and misunderstandings, of pranks and jokes, of sarcasm and irony. This is the story of Aeryn Sol, the Omen of Darkness. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Aeryn: "Hope I'm not late to this party!"
Ink_Splash · 4.1K Views

Transmigration: What Can't I Buy With Infinite Credits?

Wesley was a young man with ambition. Growing up with no parents and nothing to his name, he vowed to succeed in life; gaining everything he’d ever wished for. Sadly, the world never worked the way you wanted it to. Just as Wesley’s business was taking off, he was gunned down in a restaurant he visited from time to time. That day, two thugs had gotten into an argument, and he just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Shortly after the ambulance arrived, Wesley had already breathed his last breath. Unexpectedly, this was just one of the many lives he's lived. *Welcome traveler 87671. Your trial period has ended. Please choose one of the following options provided. -Transmigration -Reincarnation -System Operative ''F*ck, that hurt!'' Wesley clutched his chest and exhaled heavily. ''Two lives in and you're still pulling the same shit? You couldn’t pull me out in a more peaceful way?’’ The system operative scoffed at Wesley's attitude. ''Listen, can you pick a position already? The other SO’s are watching some new rookie, and she’s going buck wild in one of our apocalypse settings. If I miss any of the good stuff, I’m upping the prices in your system shop. '' ‘’Bullshit.'' Wesley laughed at the System Operators threat. ''Make me a transmigrator. Being reincarnated is the worst option out of all the options you have given me.’’ ''Are you sure? You’ve got quite the mouth on you so I thought you would go for System Operator, and here I thought I’d gotten myself a new drinking buddy.'' The SO seemed genuinely bummed by Wesley's answer. Ko-fi.com/good_neighbor https://www.patreon.com/Good_Neighbor
Truly_A_Rook · 634.7K Views

Contract Marriage: Becoming True Love

In a part of Indonesia. Once upon a time, a President Director of the Emperor Group, named Dipta Ramadhan, accidentally met a woman who asked him for help. The woman called his name Andini Putri, or you could call her Andin. Andin is just a woman with an ordinary background, from the lower class, whose clothes at that time were very messy. Andin is a "bum" who now lives alone, and because of his inability at that time, Andin tries to find help on the highway to save herself from being chased by thugs who want to arrest her. Without knowing who was in the car at the time, Andin just whined for help to help her, taking herself away from there. But at that time no one wanted to help her until Andin decided to end his life and crashed herself into a moving truck. Dipta who finally felt sorry without hesitation immediately approached and helped her. God still gave life to Andin who at that time was almost dying. Dipta immediately took Andin to the hospital, and he also paid all the bills for Andin's living expenses. Until there was a plan that was considered as compensation because Dipta had taken care of her. Because at that time Dipta was urged by his parents to get married immediately. So, in Dipta's mind, he planned to invite Andin, the woman he met on the street, and he cared for, to marry him by letter, or commonly referred to as "Contract Marriage" in their marriage, slowly they began to feel like each other, and the time that passed, made love grow in their hearts. Could they be together forever, and make a new legal marriage without a contract? Or the two of them will still be separated after the contract period is over, and live their own lives that are different from each other?! . "So what? Who would embarrass me?" Dipta asked as if he did not understand what Andin said. "I mean, you are a respected person, famous, also rich, if you marry me who is just an ordinary poor person, also just a tramp like this, what will your world say later?" Said Andin who confidently said it. "It's me who will bear it!" Dipta replied casually. TO KNOW THE CONTINUE AFTER, LET'S READ THE CONTENTS OF THE CHAPTER UNTIL THE END. HAPPY READING! ;-) . . => Continue to support with your stars and power stones, guys, add your reviews too. Thank you :-)
Dwi_Setya23 · 107.1K Views

Mystical Choco-,I Mean Cultivation!(Hold)

In a world full of Chocol-, *Author-San*:GOD DAMN IT I MEANT CULTVATION *Cough**Cough* In a world of Cultivation a God more specifically the God Of Creation was looking for something to do so he visited Earth and got the idea to make some bulls**t overpowered things and that thing is.................................. It's f*cking chocolate *Tada Sfx ?* ? Yeah I know right pretty stupid RIGHT??? ~Back to the intro~ He created a special chocolate in the Cultivation World the "Mystical Chocolate" it greatly enchances the Talent and Constitution and can even give a Godly Physique For Example: It turned a homeless weak bum into a Handsome Strong King,King Azlmack even though the homeless guy had the Heavenly Azlmactricktirion Bloodline which made all heavenly medicines and Qi Power Skills when used by the Person get upgraded by 100x.He hadn't really unlocked his bloodline so people didn't know but when he ate the "Mystical Chocolate" That changed and I mean really changed everything let's just say that got got f*cking OP as Sh*t _______________________________________ So imagine if our Mc(Rael Alzmack) the dead son of King Alzmack is revived but he isn't Rael but our friendly neighborhood fatty who transmigrated after getting F*cked by the majestical Rapist Cow but not only is he in a Cultivation world with a System the God Of Creation gives him a sh*t ton of the chocolate that even the so called "infinite" Inventory gets filled up and he eats all the chocolate and basically gets OP as F*CK but that's not all he also has the Pure Blooded Alzmack bloodline being the (Youngest forgot to add lmao) son of the of King Alzmack,basically sh*ts gonna happen....crazy sh*t
Mans_1_Not_2_Hot_3 · 14K Views

Phoenix Rebirth : The Unruly Empress

On her previous life, Yu Ronglou stood beside a man who held the most power in Zhenglin Continent. She was his Empress and his confidant. This was only because she was born with a prophecy and the phoenix appeared on the sky. The Heavenly Law Protector once said that she will bring the man she loves into greater heights and she did. She brought Emperor Xu Fengxin into the peak of power. Unfortunately, she died. Killed by the Emperor's 1st concubine. Qu mingming. What bummed her the most, wasn't why she died or his harem. But the lacked of love that the Emperor bestowed to her, after going through all of their 15 years of marriage life. She helped him with everything she had! Love him and Cherish him with all she got! Yet, he never consummated their marriage but he did so with his other concubines. This time around, She came back to life. Back into her 15 year old self. Engaged with him since birth, all over again. But why would she put herself back into that unhappy situation? No matter how handsome and kind he is, he only treated her as a confidant and a friend. So?.. She ran away.. ♪ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ) Hahaha! See if that Fengxin can find her now?! -------- This is my 3rd Novel and English is my 3rd language. Sorry in advance, for my grammatical errors. Reviews are greatly appreciated! Thanks for reading. ^U^ -------- Also Read my other novels : The Fallen Consort & The Wretched Mistress -------- JOIN THE DISCUSSION !!! Discord : discord.gg/hAJDepT ---- Also please support me by buying me a coffee! buymeacoffee.com/ElleJaye
ElleJaye · 1.9M Views
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