Gohan Retard

Everyone thought I was a retarded fool, but little did they know I was fighting the first battle of my life against an ancient being inhabiting my body and wanting to swallow my soul. A battle between a reincarnator and a transmigrator. It took me eighteen years to finally overcome the ancient being and devour his soul. Now that I’ve regained control of my body, those who wanted me dead, those who trampled on me, will pay with their lives. I vowed only to realize I was poison, not to have meridians to cultivate. But from the memory of the ancient being, a new path was created for me: The Path of Array Formation. In this world, battle is not only fought using swords and knives. It can be fought using Array Formations, and I’ll show them how it’s done. For this is the rise of God of Formation, and the world would never remain the same. ******* Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/ckmtX6Yac7

The first six chapters are about MCs past life. It can avoided as it wouldn't have any effect at the beginning of the story. ---- In a room that is dimly lit not by an electric bulb but by an esoteric object. An infant about 6 months old lying in a cradle. Just by looking at him one could see clear traces of confusion in his face. 'What is this?...' He couldn't understand, as his memories are fuzzy, yet he realizes he knows things that he shouldn't know, things that didn't make sense, thinking in a language that he didn't even know the name of. In a magical world filled with esoteric flora and fauna where Magus, Weapon wielders and Martial artists reign, it's the story of a boy, Jayce, growing up trying to find a balance between his emotions and hyper-rational thinking he obtained from the 'knowledge' and 'awareness' he inherited as an infant, which forces him to analyze and decide everything in an overly rational manner.

"Block swords with your [Strong Will] skill hahahah" -Humph, I will materalize swords with my mind and Cut you! "What you gonna do? Convince the dragon to f*ck off?" - Excuse me sir Dragon, can you please let us Pass? *winks "Please Lord! Don't turn me into a sandwich!" - TOO **CKING BAD [You use the King's Will and turn your Enemy into a delicious Sandwich] I have nothing but a strong will! but that's enough, bow for me! Author: It will be a dark story with comedy elements in the middle! Don't expect either a retarded emotional MC or a Ice cold one. King tries to do his best, but won't sacrifice himself and be at the mercy of plotarmor. I hope you all give it a try, I won't dissapoint ya :D.

Amilia Johnston was mentally retarded daughter of the sole hier of international black wolf mafia group. She grown up like a princess far from the cruelty of the world . But on her 20th birthday their house was attacked and she have to left with her mother to India. After reaching India they met with an accident in which she gets her past life memories of a criminal lawyer back. But when she wakes up from coma she found herself lying in a local hospital in the common ward after investing she find that she was unconscious from last seven months and there is no news about her family. Another tragedy falls upon her as she lost her voice in the accident. what will happen to her now?? will she be able to survive???

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

Dave Seville roles as Alvin's adopted human tiny-size son who be troublemaker like his adopted red-clad dad chipmunk was. He met his new friend African American mental retardation tween girl from across the next door and learns from mistakes and avoid from risky.

Because of her special abilities, Bai Yue was considered mentally ill since she was a child. She borrowed her special abilities to travel through 2000 years later, thinking that she would be free from worries. Unexpectedly, she would have to be considered mentally retarded. Because the world after 2000 will be full of retarded people! Even if you think you're mentally retarded, you're actually being bought home by an orc? "Hey, stupid wolf, what are you doing? I'm just a retard, and I'm only responsible for being cute!" "Be good." A certain wolf patted Bai Yue's head comfortingly, and from then on he lived a life of being pampered without shame.

When Feng Qing was born, she was sold to a couple from the mountains due to the hospital’s negligence . Sixteen years later, her biological parents brought her home from a small mountain village, she thought her life would better, but it did not. Not only did she not get love from her parents, her substitute sister made her blind. In the end, her parents married her off to an old man in his fifties. On her wedding day, Feng Qing escaped from the hotel with strings of bodyguards chasing after her. In a critical situation, she climbed into the black car that was parked by the roadside. In the back car seat sat a handsome man where cold ruthlessness was a constant fixture on his face. He looked like someone who could not be trifled with. Feng Qing patted her dirty little hands. "So, mister, I noticed that loneliness is written all over your face. What do you think about having a wife who has now presented herself to you?" Xie Jiuhan was commonly referred to as the Ninth Master. He was the overlord of Capital City and had a volatile personality. He was stubborn and ruthless. The socialites in the Capital City used all means, but none of them came close to even touching the hem of Master Ninth's clothes. From this day onward, rumors started to spread in Capital City. Ninth Master, who usually steered clear of women, raised a petite little wife in the manor and spoilt her to the core. Master Ninth: "My wife is too weak to take care of herself." The doctor: "Then, who's that lady who shattered someone's kneecap with a single kick?" Master Ninth: "My wife used to live in villages, she's not good at her studies." The students in Capital University: “Your wife keeps getting number one in every examination. If she's not good at her studies, what are we? Retards?" Master Ninth: “My wife is extremely timid. She's not met many bigshots or prominent figures." The public: “Please shut up!" The leading authority in medicine, science professors, and famous international directors queued outside your house, begging to see her! Yes, your wife had not met bigshots or prominent figures before because she was the most prominent figure here.

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Set in an ancient time wherein prestige and power are everything, Prince Zen Lykus, born from a lowly Imperial concubine from the southern tribe, is destined to die at the hands of the empress of the Lykus Empire. To avoid his death and his mother's, the third prince decides to portray the image of a retard to dodge the power struggle within the Imperial Court. Prince Zen is doing great until he meets his consort, Theta Mariyah, the tribute from the Kingdom of Amina. Fierce and cunning, his beloved wife treats him like a child - making him wish to show her his dominant and possessive self. Prince Zen's resolve will be tested as he struggles to maintain his façade of being his cunning wife's 'retarded' husband. Deceiving everyone around him is one thing, but lying to his fierce wife is a death sentence. Follow the lovely yet complex couple as they struggle to survive within the turbulent Imperial Court. - - - - You can find me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IceFontana18Official The book cover belongs to me since I let an artist draw it. Review and gifts will be much appreciated, thank you!

Do you believe in incarnations ??? Have you ever wondered what lies in the depths of the Bermuda Triangle??? Would believe if I said that your college crush was actually the Almighty herself??? Hardly, isn't it ??? But you're one those who do believe, than join me in my very first novel as I (Under_TheBlueMoon) take you through a dangerous but, heart warming journey of two die-hard lovers who found love in their quest for revenge. ............. A curse.... A boon.... A magical necklace.... And a pack of dare devils.... Brought Lia and Zhuang Gohan face-to-face with each other once again .But, if you think this was the start of their unrequited love story than your gravely mistaking, my friend. If anything Zhuang Gohan cared about was Lia's blood!! Bestowed upon him the title ' The Tyrant Prince ' by the business world, he was a real life prince whose name earned him more than just fear. Like every male protagonist, his life was also complex and enwreathed in conspiracies, betrayal and heart break until he met the Nymph of Infinity. His whole world shattered into pieces at that every moment and his own life became an absolute lie. As for Lia, oblivious of Zhuang Gohan's existence and his motives she was on a quest to find her memories and her origins. Born in the sacred and secret community of the Guardian Virgins she was meant to be another scarficial goat for the heaven above. Everything was set to stone for her yet, at the nick of time destiny played it's wild card. Her ,other's scarifice became her greatest boon. Thus, changing the course of her fate and that of the creation at large. Unlike many female protagonist, whose stories begin with miseries caused by evil step sisters, evil step mothers, uncaring father, trashy husband, or because they were illegitimate Lia had none of that. Yet, what she had for her miseries was something those protagonists could never imagine. So what exactly were Lia's miseries??? Why did her mother had to scarifie herself in order to protect her daughter??? Who were the Guardian Virgins and what was their purpose on earth??? Why was Zhuang Gohan out for Lia's blood?? Who was the Nymph of Infinity and what did she had to do with Zhuang Gohan???? The answers to these questions and many more lie in pages of this story. Hop on to enjoy a cliche story full of magic spells, face slapping gods and goddesses, super humans, mischief with and over dose of cuteness. ........... This is my very first story and English is not exactly my first language. So those with extraordinary grammar please bare with it. Also, while writing this story I'm side by side editing it as well so I request all my readers to kindly be patient. And please please please, if you like my theme and this story please add it to your library and leave a power stone votes. It helps a lot!! Lastly, please don't hesitate to leave a comment and review on your thoughts about the story. I would love to hear them. Thank you.. Hope you enjoy... P. S : CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY LOVING THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS...

The actor Fu Yichen suddenly found himself bound to a [Mary Sue Reversal System] and was forced to travel through Mary Sue worlds one after another, where blood and thunder flew from left to right1. With only one purpose, that is to reverse the mentally retarded Mary Sue endings of the Male lead. However, in the end, the male protagonist will fall into Fu Yichen’s arms. Moreover, why does this male protagonist’s face look familiar… Film Emperor Su? Male god Su? Fu Yichen: ??? Black question mark +1 Trash system: ???? Black question mark +1 Fu Yichen: Because… because of trash settings Trash system: Zhan Zhan is so handsome, and all Mary Sue should die! Reading guide This is a quick transmigration text, and all materials involved are made up by the author, so don’t try to verify the facts. This article is a one-to-one relationship, and the shou is the same person. The main character is the gong, the author has focused on gongs for a hundred years. Content Tags: Entertainment circle, Quick transmigration, Book transmigration Keywords: Protagonist: Fu Yichen | Supporting character: Su Zhan NOT MY STORY ! NOT MY TRANSLATION !

Word had it that Vincent Scavo, who never took interest in women, suddenly showed special preference towards a retard from the Britt family. Believing that it was just a rumor, women in City Y set off together to disclose the truth, only to find that: The retard was lying on Vincent's legs leisurely, playing a game on her phone. While gently giving her advice, Vincent peeled an iced grape with his slender fingers and fed her himself. "No way!" The women howled with their eyes popping. Hearing them, the retard put on a mischievous smile. "You got so many admirers!" Vincent looked down and nibbled her delicate chin. In a husky and charming voice, he whispered, "Cannot see any of them. I only have eyes for you." All the women outside fainted from anger and jealousy.

IT IS DROPPED!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Genius or mentally retarded? When a mildly mentally retarded teenager with low IQ steps on the green field, what kind of storm will he blow? Chased away from La Masia and rise on the British peninsula. Yi Le is on his way to be a midfield master! ------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a translated work from a chinese novel. it is not my original novel and all copyright goes to the author Gold Seal. MTLNovel Title : "Lu Yin Silly Waist" or "LYSW" for short.

A cowardly teenager suicided to escape from the life game of god yet he was sent back to square one of his life but, this time with a little tweak Of cause! --------------------------------------------------------- Warning: This novel will not be a regular system novel where mc gets the golden finger so don't read if you expect the protagonist to act badass. My protagonist is a mentally retarded guy. How is he retarded?You will see when you read it!

When comes the dark forces, the people pray to a war god. But when a mysterious event caused the death of the rainbow war god, Varangao, things turned to a dark turn. Now the forces of evil are gathering once again, but with one war god dead, who shall fill in?

Ash Veisi spent his life fighting the enemies of a country he did not even particularly like and serving leaders he thought were borderline retarded, but home was home. Much to his surprise after he died of old age he found he had a significant amount of karmic virtue and was offered a transmigration or reincarnation on his terms. Being contradictory he decides on being reincarnated as an artificial intelligence during the Dark Ages. Were there many robots then??? Join him first on his quest to survive and later build up the world starting from the dark ages. *Note: This is my first attempt at a novel so it is probably terrible, feel free to tell me so. Expect amateur mistakes and general mediocrity.*

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Me: What would you do if you were thrown in a fictional world in the pirate age with a system?? Retard: Explore?? Me:No u dumbfuck I'm gonna live life to the fullest Artwork Ain't mine some characters and items too they belong to their respective creators

John being the loner he is, spent all his time on video games. The world record for the longest gaming binge in one sitting was 147hrs. John set out to beat that record. John easily hit the 100hr mark. Soon he broke the 150hr mark, creating a new world record. He was on a 547 win streak, John being the retard he is, continued to play. He soon died after breaking the 220hr mark. Suddenly John wakes up in his bed, picks up his phone sees the year is 2017. He's 13 again. This time John sets out to have actual friends and a social life.

" Their cruelty and greed caused my mother's death... A false accusation of medical malpractice ruined my father's career and was sentenced to life imprisonment. They kidnapped my elder sister when she was returning from her school.... I haven't seen her since then..... " 14 years later..... "Mother, Father, Sister... I have finally made my dream come true.... Today I have returned with power and status... And now.... It's time they pay for their crimes.... It's time to prove your innocence.... It's time I return what we owe them with interest.... I vow to you I will uncover their masks and show their true faces to the world .... " " Don't worry grandma, don't worry grandpa.. I'll keep my mommy safe " At the tender age of ten Debolina Roy( i.e. Li Meilin) lost both her parents and her elder sister as they fell prey of a medical conspiracy and the black market. Forced to leave her country with her father's best friend in order to barely stay alive little Debolina vowed to bring justice for her parents. 14 years later.... Reborn from the ashes , she rose as a medical prodigy. Debolina returned with power , status and the title 'The Goddess Of Surgery '. Armed with the support from the 'World Health Organization ' , 'International Medical Council ' and the Interpol Debolina set out on her mission. But she also unexpectedly made an ally. And met some old friends... Tagging along with her was a cute, smart and witty five year old little sugar ball Soha... An unexpected surgery of a seven year old autistic boy changed the course of all her plans.. .... ............... " I'm afraid that you need to go back to the drawing board.... You can never outsmart them by dirtying your own hands .... You'll only repeat history and meet the same fate as your parents.... Join me and we can avenge together... You have the knowledge and I have the resources..... The choice is yours... My offer will always open for you.... Let me know if you change your mind.... " Zhuang Gohan was world's number one CEO ,who is internationally well renowned and feared. An aloof, distant and cold , yet wealthy and powerful business genius... He was an indifferent single father towards his one and only biological son. But never in his wildest dream did he realised that his indifference towards his son would on one hand, lead him to an unknown past and a world of dirty secrets , making him a criminal in his own eyes. On the other hand, give him a complete family. But what's a vengeance without some drama??? What's a past without some secrets??? What's a romance with out some trials??? Collided by a fateful meeting , Debolina and Zhuang Gohan stand face-to-face. But is just a fateful meeting enough for Debolina to join forces with Zhuang Gohan where every other person is a back stabber ??? Or is enough to start a love story that one day the whole world will envy?? Hmph.... Gold must endure through fire to prove it's purity. Likewise, they to must overcome trials to prove they are worthy of each other's trust.

Dragon Ball Z picks up five years after the end of the Dragon Ball anime, with Goku as a young adult and father to his son, Gohan. ... Vegeta himself enters into the battle withGoku, but is ultimately also defeated thanks to the efforts of Gohan andGoku's other surviving allies Krillin and Yajirobe.

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.

Lol, Imagine making a novel about your school life. Couldn't be me.. Wait-

Our dear MC died... that's it. He is average. A non retard. And gets reincarnated into a typical retarded fantasy world. A side project for fun, I have no motivation to continue my others work really... *sighs in sighness* Hiatus, and will probably won't wrote this one ever