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Fortnite Homer

Primal Gate

A lot of people wonder what happens when they die. Dylan didn't care. Life, quite frankly, had been shit. He was 28, lived with his syringe-ridden mother, and worked at a local fast food joint. The only saving grace in his life was his girlfriend, Lila. That was until he found her dead body on his porch, one night coming home from work. Before he even has a chance to recover from the shock, something hard and heavy hits his head, and everything goes black. "Dude, get up already." a deep, but smooth voice said in annoyance. "People usually don't take this long." Dylan slowly came to, with the realization that someone was talking. He couldn't make out what was said, so he decided to open his eyes. When everything focused, he noticed his entire field of view was covered with a mans face. 'Well you could call it a man, or I guess it could be a woman.' Dylan thought, as he contemplated this attractive strangers gender. The person then swept their slightly long, blonde hair out of their face. With that motion Dylan could see the full profile of the person. "It's about time," the person said. "You got slim-pickings when it comes to worlds to start from, so lets get going!" "Names Homer," the person said as they stretched a hand to help Dylan off the floor. "And, you died." Dylan's eyes narrowed, as he registered what Homer had said. 'Really?' he thought. "Thank God!" he shouted. "God-sss. With and 'S' young man." Homer said in a whimsical tone. "And oddly enough, one of them would like you to thank them in person." - A story of pain, regret, power, swords and magic. If you enjoy any of @Warmaisach's work, or other antihero/OP protagonist style novel's, you'll enjoy this! - Author: fxckshawnfiction Contracted with @webnovel Premium chapters start after chapter 20
fxckshawnfiction · 62.6K Views

Battle Royale Streamer in an Apocalyptic World

Okay, before you drop a review before reading this novel, let me just tell you this novel won't be about reading others playing games via a novel nor is it a fan-fic, but rather it's about someone who was known for being a god in PUBG carrying his playstyle and survival instincts into the real world when the apocalypse took place. This book is inspired by Code Geass, Gundam Seed, Gundam 00, and PUBG. Okay, now for the real synopsis, after battle royale games went mainstream and PUBG & Fortnite took it to staggering heights in popularity, streamers of this game were also brought in to share the spotlight. Amongst all PUBG streamers, the group Big D Brings Spring stood at the top, with the squad consisting of Phantom Pen15, Ricedoctor, Dildo Swaggins, and Givemethatchicken. So yeah, these guys were streaming PUBG, making good money, and suddenly sh*t hits the fan and the apocalypse happened. Is Big D gonna bring spring this time? Or is it gonna go limp and flap in the wind? Already familiar with survival, scavenging and battle royale style gameplay, can these ding dongs use what they learned in video games to survive in this new world, not be retarded, farm up, and rise up against the forces behind the apocalypse? Author Note: Yeah it’s a fiction, first time writing, but have been translating for 2 years now on both good and trash novels (one of the best and one of the worst on Webnovel), which taught me what to do and what not to do. Now the first question is, based on the username in the squad Big D Brings Spring, which ethnicity is each from? First 10 people that guesses right gets free boner- I mean bonus chapters and early access for a month. Post your answers in the form of 5-star reviews, and the winner will be announced when the novel reaches 2M views. Cover designed by DylanWE from DeviantArt.
FrostyNight · 975.8K Views

Epic Fortnite Clips But Random - MYSTORY Nr16

Epic Fortnite Clips But Random - MYSTORY Nr16 Funny And Very Random Clips In Fortnite Hello World, Hello Viewers! A hilarious Fortnite battle royale clips montage was made today. It might be funny but at least it is very random and very Fortnite. https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-LABEL #fortnite, #random, #clips #fortnitefun, #battleroyale, #gameplay, #funny #video, #epic _______________ Epic Fortnite Random Clips _______________ New Fortnite Battle Royale Epic Random Stuff 0:00 - FORTNITECLIPS Hello World! In this new Fortnite blog post and in my video I decided to try something new. I made lots of weird and some funny clips and added them together. My main goal of this post is to provide some entertainment value and I hope I was successful. With that being said I hope that you will enjoy this post and my video and I think that I need some feedback. I will make more and I must know what people like about my content. Feel free to let me know your thoughts, I love engagement. 1:00 - BATTLEROYALEMONTAGE The game Fortnite has brought me some laughs so far because it is very chaotic when you know as much about it as I do. I am still very new to this game and I have only played it yet in front of a camera. The game videos are also very fun to make when I do not know hope to play a game. Otherwise I would probably not be able to try so many new games in a row. 5:00 - RANDOMGAMEPLAY I enjoy some funny fail here and there. In my case I had many fails and I also messed around on purpose which turned out to be unnecessary because I am always heading in into strange situations in this game. 10:00 - NEWVIDEO If you read this or watched the video I want you to know that I have tried online modes and the creative mode myself and it was very entertaining. Especially one custom map I have tried was very funny. It was also exhausting because I had to try the same parts over and over but luckily the creator of the map was nice enough to place some respawn points. 15:00 - FUNNYSTUFF In the end the Fortnite video seems to perform well and brings me viewers and people might like the gameplay. I my case the game is made the right way so that I can project my creativity on it. At least that is what it want to write here because it sounds smart. Or maybe not. 20:00 - ENTERTAININGFINAL With this new content post I am also willing to thank everyone who is supporting me and who will support me in the future. Thank you for reading this. I will make more and I will post many comments and make much more content in the soon. I will also keep telling my story of trying to create this online project and how it scales. Follow me on my journey! Greetings from the Fortnite planet! Yours Sincerely, ATMODEPTH X - About Section This is a compact list of my standard universal text and content! All My Stuff: Featured Equipment, Games, Clothing (give me your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/products.html All My Merch: Exclusive Unique Merch (give me more of your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/merch.html Signature: ATMODEPTH gaming, fun, creative http://bit.ly/FOLLOW-SOCIAL https://bit.ly/CHANNEL-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/BLOG-LABEL
ATMODEPTH · 3.6K Views

Hilarious First Fortnite Solo Win - MYSTORY Nr15

Hilarious First Fortnite Solo Win - MYSTORY Nr15 My Epic First Solo Battle Royale Victory Hello World, Hello Viewers! A hilarious Fortnite battle royale solo victory video was made. Fortnite is epic because this was again my first solo match and I won it. https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/MYSTORY-LABEL #fortnite, #solovictory, #epicwin #firstwin, #battleroyalewin, #gameplayvideo, #funny #hilariousfortnite, #firsttime _______________ Fortnite Solo Victory _______________ Fortnite Free Battle Royale Epic Victory 0:00 - FORTNITESOLO Hello World! As if my last post was not epic enough I managed to do another epic win in Fortnite battle royale. I started with the non-battle-royale mode. I actually was not fragged by one single enemy yet. I destroyed myself multiple times but I still not knowing how enemy fire feels in my back. This was also my first solo match and I used a special tactic that was of course questionable or maybe not. 1:00 - BATTLEROYALEWIN The game might be free but the victory costs much. Actually I did simple not destroy a single enemy and decided to fly in a helicopter until my last opponent decided to jump in the plasmatic wall of the last ring in the Fortnite storm. If you like this tactic let me know but I will try to start playing this game properly in the future if I can. 5:00 - FIRSTVICTORY In fact this gameplay was amazing because I actually won my first game and this one too which was basically my first solo Fortnite match. I honestly like the fact that this game is free because I do not like to spend money. All my savings where stolen in a big heist committed by my graphics card. If Fortnite keeps being weird I will keep playing it because I can and I like. If this text makes your brain hurt I am sorry. 10:00 - FORTNITETEAMS I also tried other modes but they where not battle royale but still based on the same principle but with respawn and teams. By the way, I do not know why I cannot spawn with premade classes like on other games because there are guns behind every rock in Fortnite. This must be something special in online battle royale games. Not that there are many offline battle royale games. 15:00 - PROFESSIONALGAMING I am not a pro gamer but I hope you like my playstyle. I also think that this post has to end at some point. But it will not end. Just kidding, I will end it. I am not a professional gamer but my tactics are super weird and I love them for making some funny videos if possible. I do not say that I love Fortnite but I … I would say I like it if it brings me views and I love the design of the game. 20:00 - HILARIOUSEND With that being said I am happy that you are reading these lines and if you made it that far I would love it to get some feedback. Maybe this text is great, maybe it is bad but for sure it is my text. Give me some V-bucks or juice and I will be as happy as a filled ATM. This does not make sense but I think I have to point this out. Live long and watch my videos! Yours Sincerely, ATMODEPTH X - About Section This is a compact list of my personal default text and content! All My Stuff: Featured Equipment, Games, Clothing (give me your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/products.html All My Merch: Exclusive Unique Merch (give me more of your money) https://atmodepth.blogspot.com/p/merch.html Signature: ATMODEPTH gaming, fun, creative http://bit.ly/FOLLOW-SOCIAL https://bit.ly/CHANNEL-PLAYLIST https://bit.ly/BLOG-LABEL
ATMODEPTH · 2.2K Views
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