Hinky Dinky Donkey

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

This is the story of a young man named Elen, who started his life as an insignificant creature in the world called Celestia. He fought his way from there to the very top of the world, leaving behind a legend that even the powerful hands of time can't wash away from the annals of history. I know you are reading this to see if my story is your type, right? Let me help you then. I will mention the characteristics of my story below. These will be the core principles of my story. Just go through them. First, yes, the main character is overpowered. For those who say that this is the same in all the other novels out there, let me give you a valid reason for this: HE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER, GODDAMMIT. Do you seriously think anyone can become the main character just because of pure luck without potential? Sorry, but this is a fantasy world, and if you are a donkey, you won’t become a divine dragon just because you work hard 24/7. Second, Elen won’t be a multiple-women-loving bastard who builds a massive harem with thousands of beauties and goes on seducing women everywhere with his god-like looks. Third, although he is overpowered, that doesn’t mean everyone around him is weaker. Also, being overpowered doesn't mean he can destroy anyone with a flick of his hand. It will be a gradual process of going from weak to strong, using his brain and muscle. Fourth, this is not going to be a typical cultivation story. The power system in my story is a unique one, with many fantasy elements mixed in. I can guarantee you this is going to be a unique experience, completely different from the traditional ones.

Transmigrated as an ugly fool who brought bad luck to her parents? Fooled into working like a donkey for her family? Called a springboard by her grandparents? "I'll use my left hand for surgery and my right hand for running a business. Good days are ahead of us. Those who took from me will now have to return it all, and those who lied to me won't escape judgment," Lin Luo said. What? According to law, women who didn't marry by the time they turned eighteen would be... Lin Luo approached the poor, handsome student who lived next door. "You are not particularly ambitious, and I want an ordinary life. Why don't we get together?" She asked. "That works," Yan Su replied. After the two of them got married, both of them felt something was amiss. "Honey, what's the robe under this box used for?" Lin Luo asked. "Darling, I found a strange metal lump in your basket. There's a small metal circle on top," Su Yan said. "Oh!" Lin Luo exclaimed.' We can talk things out. Don't touch the grenade ring!'

It was rumored that the Chu family’s young master's blindness was caused by his strange fate. Born under the Lonely Star, he jinxed his own sister and also three fiancees. Jiang Yingying was his fourth fiancee, so she married Chu Tang with the determination to die. Wearing a pair of sunglasses to hide his emotions, Chu Tang asked Jiang Yingying, “Aren’t you afraid you’ll die after marrying me?”Jiang Yingying clenched her fist and firmly declared, “I’m not!”After their wedding, Jiang Yingying was ready to take care of Chu Tang. He couldn’t see after all, so he couldn’t take care of himself. But… Why was she the one being pampered instead? Jiang Yingying heard him say, “She’s my woman. Whoever dares to bully her will die!”He added, “Whoever dares touch her, I’ll return it a hundredfold!”Then, he also said, “She’s the mother of my child. She’ll give birth to a football team for me in the future!” Jiang Yingying: ???Who the heck said that?! She wasn’t going to! Was she some kind of sow or something? Don’t even dream of it! She wouldn’t give birth to his kids! Chu Tang had an indifferent look on his face as he played their wedding video. In it, Jiang Yingying looked so determined, as if she was making a sacred decision. She said, “I’ll try my best to give you children. Hmm… I’ll try to give you a football team!” Blushing, Jiang Yingying was so embarrassed that she wanted to drop the phone. “That doesn’t count! I thought I was doomed at that time! You were miserable and blind, I just wanted to cheer you up! But what happened in the end? You’re just a big liar!”Chu Tang wasn’t ashamed at all. He took the “evidence” very seriously. “Get ready. We’re going to have a wedding again!”

hi I am the author ,if the novel has bad grammer it's fine I don't have an editor and I'm bad at grammer. it's not really a novel it's more like me just writing what I'm experiencing at the moment or something that happened ages ago but just remembered I'm planning to make a actual novel but I will need help to fully complete it since I am not that good at writing figuring out a plot or any thing your opinions are helpful but haven't got any opinions so pretty difficult Comment your opinions it will be very helpful yeah I hope this novel thing works out I hope you have a good. time reading

Moss Freeman is a young man who was raised by an Adventuring Company called the Big Sticks Adventuring Company. After a big score he thinks he's ready to retire already; the problem is, he doesn't understand how expensive the real world is. After settling in Tegleholm, and using up almost all of his money to buy a small house, he's forces to get two jobs to get by. He gets dragged into adventure and eventually learns that he is not who he was led to believe. Using careful planning, talking his way through and fighting, when necessary, he'll have to confront the people who raised him and lied to him, and confront the parents who gave him up. Moss will learn he has the potential to change his corner of the kingdom, if not the whole kingdom and beyond its borders. He will have to discover conspiracy and corruption and fight it. To accomplish this, he will face heartbreak and have to sacrifice blood sweat and tears. He will go from wanting to do things just for the sake of retiring and eventually living the good life, to wanting to fight for the people he learns to care about, and the kingdom he learns to love. Moss will learn what truly matters in life and how to appreciate it. Cover by One Ten Designs Prologue Moss Freeman was raised by the Big Sticks Adventuring Company. Sitting in a few large pouches was more money than he had ever seen in one place; the best part was, it was all his. His share of the money after a big job working with The Big Sticks. He thought of how comfortably he could live the rest of his life, only working when he wanted to. Now he could live life on his own, not constantly being told what to do, where he could and could not go. He carefully packed the coin away with the rest of his stuff, making sure it was neither going to be seen nor heard by other travelers on the road. He believed everyone else must have been envious that he was smart enough to get out of this line work so early. Either that, or they were daft. He pulled along his donkey packed with his belongings out of the guilds front gate. The stable master, Hans, glared at him as he left. Moss had been primarily raised most of his life by Hans, and now they were furious with each other. Hans accused Moss of being an ungrateful idiot. Moss had accused Hans of being a mother hen who only cared about everything being in its place and everyone doing what they’re told. Once in town, Moss quickly set to work looking for a place to live and settle down. Reality was fast approaching and rearing its ugly head. He quickly started realized how foolish he’d been. Everything was much more expensive out in the real world compared to the adventuring company. After purchasing a house, he couldn’t afford anything else besides a couple pieces of furniture and food for a few days. Moss had to quickly find a job, or two. Property taxes and everything else he needed would cost much more than he expected. Luckily, he was in a town where they were short on labor everywhere.

When the spiritual barrier that lasted for a hundred years was shattered by a mysterious meteor, the vanished aura began to recover, the mysterious side gradually recovered, magic, sorcery, curses, transcendental creatures, mysterious legends, exotic demons and gods. ...... The old order collapsed with a bang, while the newborn order was chaotic and confused. 　　As this unprecedented change was about to take place, Donkey awoke to find himself transformed into a shitty pain demon and hanging from a cross. ......

Struggling to keep her parent's store and get her old house back, Renata was willing to do anything, no matter the condition, even if it meant succumbing to her vengeful ex. Noah swore he wouldn't fall in love with anyone after being betrayed by his lover. However, things were not always going to his plan. After meeting his past lover during high school, his heart started wavering. Would they finally find a way to be with each other again, despite any circumstance that forced them to break apart? If you like slow-burn romance (Gosh, I hate insta-romance), no cat-mouse chasing of emotional turbulence (like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey), Maybe you will like my novel. ^^

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They began their journey. Some villagers came along to the border of the village. When the villagers returned, the caravan entered the forest. Since the young people from the village knew the way through the forest, they travelled through the forest without any trouble. After a while they came to an area with no big trees and only shrubs. Going forward it became an area with no shrubs and only dries grass. After that is the desolate area of Kakoora. They continued their journey. Everyone felt scared; the donkeys did not cry on the journey through the black soil of that desolate area where there was no wind or noise.

The tiki tak tribe is from a game called Donkey Kong Country Return. Here are the characters: Krazy Kalimba or Kalimba Maraca gang:Kaki, Mara and Raski Gong-oh or Gong Panflute or Pan or Panny but Banjo nickname's her Little eel(Her realname is actually Wacky Pipes) Banjo Bottom or Banjo Xylobone or Xylo Accordian or Cordian Tiki tong

The ancient empire was on its last legs, the nascent federation echoed with the roar of steam, slumbering gods gradually awoke, and colossal beasts that vanished in the primordial era were slowly emerging. When Laine arrived in another world, a magical profession panel awakened within him as well. Laine believed that if a person's life could keep growing stronger, one day they would certainly be able to control their own destiny and stand shoulder to shoulder with the gods! Keywords: Passionate, Easygoing, Wizard.

This story follows the adventure of a young boy named Gill who one day meets the all powerful duke of donkeys.Gill is set in lots of challenges to be tested to see if he could become a minor duke and one day become one of the great duke. Follow the relationship of a mortal and an immortal. Image:The book cover image isn't mines I'm using it for now

Qi Jincheng said, "Su Yin, I loathe people who stir up trouble and gossip the most, you really disgust me." Su Yin laughed. Su Beibei was just that kind of person, yet he doted on her to the sky. Such a blind man, Su Yin didn't want him. Wasn't pursuing a career more fragrant? From then on, she was the unparalleled divine doctor, the top designer, the senior lawyer, the gaming tycoon, the hacker... It was her! It was her! All of it was her! All the men in the world revolved around her. Qi Jincheng couldn't sit still anymore! From then on, he started to pursue her in a variety of ways. He was at the bars, the banquets, the companies; wherever he was, there were roses everywhere. When hordes of reporters asked Su Yin why she wouldn't marry Qi Jincheng, who was so good, she took off her sunglasses, smiled gently, and said, "Because he said, only a person whose brain has been kicked by a donkey could fall in love with me." The reporters were dumbfounded, and everyone turned to look at the donkey behind Su Yin. "Where did this donkey come from! How did it kick Mr. Qi's brain!"

The day the city fell, Feng Yun was treated by her father as a spoil of war and presented to the enemy general. Everyone pitied her, soon to be a captive, plunging into a fiery pit. Yet she veiled the little donkey cart that took her out of the city tightly, daring not to let anyone see the secret delight in her heart… As a child, she behaved oddly and spoke startling words, once predicting a war in which the whole army was wiped out, nearly being burned to death by her clan as a demon. When she grew up, her beauty was out of the world, but she was rejected by her husband's family. In the period of chaos and disorder everywhewe, where could a female captive go? "I do not seek a devoted partner to grow old with; I merely wish to rule unrivaled in this life." In her previous life, Feng Yun was always the one being scorned by others; in this life, she decided to strike first, turning the tables on each and every one of them, those so-called unreachable flowers and beasts in gentleman's clothing, those degenerates… all to be scorned in return.

Descendant of the Sun God, son of the Divine Emperor, the future Savior... All these identities infused into one being. Lin Yifan did not know who he was, nor did he understand his responsibilities. All he knew was that for love, he could give his all; for love, he could break through the heavens and slaughter the stars...

"Take it off!" "Mr. Gu..." An Xiaoyan pleaded. "Don't make me say it twice!" "Mr. Gu, don't be like this." "If you don't take it off, you won't be wearing this tomorrow!" Trembling, An Xiaoyan took off his clothes one by one. Gu Jun watched in satisfaction. "Take off your pants too!" An Xiaoyan stared at Gu Jun while his hands reached toward his pants... An Xiaoyan had never thought an angel would become a demon, but he was repaying Gu Jun voluntarily. He deserved this. When Gu Jun said the word "love," he stopped being willing. They had no feelings to speak of between them. Cruel and perverted top x kind warmhearted bottom Main characters: Gu Jun x An Xiaoyan Side characters: Liu Cheng, Guo Guo, Lian Xiangdong

A chill went down my spine. I couldn't believe my eyes. Someone was in my body. They moved and acted like me, but it wasn't me. I can float, and I'm no longer made of flesh. Who's in my body and... how did I get out? Join Margaret and Merlin on a journey of discovering secrets about their souls, bodies, and many, many lives. This is the best I could do with creating a book cover according to my wishes. I hope you enjoy the story!

"…Just, Fair, Kind, the Righteous Sovereign reigns supreme above the Myriad Heavens. Countless creatures sing of his unrivaled attainments, looking upon his divine might with eternal reverence, offering innumerable praises for his perpetual conquest...beloved, what do you think of this Sovereign's ‘correction’ of the 'Hallowed Fate Records'?" the Sovereign spoke as he peered over his shoulder at the peerless beauty behind him. "Just? Fair? Kind? You?! Screw off! You're just a shameless rogue! To dare speak these words so unblushingly, is the thing stuck to your skull a person’s skin or a donkey’s ass?!" ***** Lin Xianyi is in some sense of the word, an idiot. After a lifetime of *Spoiler, read to find out*, his soul is somehow drawn into the body of a child inside of a mysterious cocoon. Waking up as the cocoon shatters, he slowly comes to the realization that he has arrived in a whole new world, the world of cultivation! A world where the strong ruled over the weak, reason be damned! A world all ripe for him to conquer! Or is it...? Follow the ups and downs of Lin Xianyi as he daydreams about his heaven-defying might, his eternal kingdom, and the innumerable fairies in his embrace. All the while everyone else around him schemes to seize everything from him...or not? Maybe some of them genuinely care about this idiot? Who knows? Well, you could! Find out as you follow the tale of the illustrious Righteous Sovereign, an incomparably Shameless Rogue!

In a world where dungeons towered over the landscape, a cataclysmic event forever changed the fate of one individual. Zander Nexus, a young man driven by an insatiable curiosity and a thirst for justice, found himself on the precipice of an extraordinary transformation. Awakening a mysterious system, Nexus unlocked a path to unimaginable power and embarked on a quest for vengeance and redemption. With the awakening of the System of Infinite Realms, Nexus gained access to a multitude of abilities and powers. From the Sonic Dash that granted him incredible speed, to the Laser Vision that could cut through any obstacle, Nexus's arsenal expanded with each level gained. The System of Infinite Realms bestowed upon him the gifts of Mind Control, Healing Touch, Forcefield Manipulation, and the ultimate power of Reality Manipulation, allowing him to reshape the world around him. Guided by the System, Nexus set out on a perilous journey, facing dungeons teeming with monstrous creatures, treacherous traps, and nefarious adversaries. Along his path, he forged unbreakable bonds with allies who shared his drive for justice. Seraphina Vale, a woman with the power to manipulate light, became his unwavering companion, her radiance piercing the shadows that threatened to engulf them. Aurora Shadowmire, a mistress of shadow manipulation, lent her skills and stealth to their cause, shrouding them in darkness and striking fear into their enemies. But Nexus's true test awaited him in the towering presence of his nemesis, Victor Thornblade. With the Tower of Shadows as his stronghold, Victor sought to dominate the world and crush all who dared to oppose him. Nexus's journey would lead him to confront Victor, engaging in an epic battle that would decide the fate of their intertwined destinies. As Nexus's powers grew, so did the allure of vengeance and the weight of responsibility. With each triumph and sacrifice, he edged closer to uncovering the truth behind his transformation and the cataclysmic event that had altered his life forever. Along the way, he encountered enigmatic beings, mystical artifacts, and the enigmatic System, revealing layers of the world's hidden depths. In the heart-pounding webnovel, "Realms of Shadows: The Awakening," Nexus's journey of dungeons, towers, systems, revenge, and the path from weakness to overwhelming strength unfolds. As the System of Infinite Realms guides him through challenges and trials, Nexus must navigate a treacherous world where allies and enemies blur the lines between hero and villain. Will Nexus's thirst for justice be tempered by the darkness that surrounds him? Can he transcend his past and become the hero the world desperately needs? Dive into this immersive tale and witness the birth of a legend as Nexus harnesses the power of the System to confront his destiny and bring light to the realms of shadows.

Curse your luck for reading my novel!! Things people should know before reading my novel: 1 - Filled with grammatical mistakes 2-The Mc decisions can be immature and uncalculated so there are bound to be some loopholes and things that could be not understandable so pardon me. 3-I'm free to suggestions 4-mc will be op;) 5-It may not be up to some reader's taste cause it will mostly be focused on the power that makes people go kaboom so so soo if Ya are expecting some harem like shit then it's a no-no-no. 6-In the end I'm thankful for everyone for reading this creation.

In a world of geniuses, prodigies, and legendary sects, Xu Tian is… none of the above. A cynical, below-average nobody with zero talent, he stumbles into the crumbling Fallen Cloud Sect and accidentally awakens a mysterious, sarcastic "Cosmic Fool System." His first task? Replace an elder’s spiritual tea with donkey urine. Now Xu Tian’s path to cultivation is less about enlightenment and more about absurd pranks, humiliating tasks, and surviving the chaos, he unintentionally creates. Along the way, he’ll encounter bizarre enemies, reluctant allies, and romantic interests who definitely deserve better. Armed with wit, audacity, and a system that thinks mockery is motivational, Xu Tian might just become the most ridiculous legend the Tianluan Continent has ever seen. Get ready for a wild, laugh-out-loud journey filled with bad decisions, accidental heroics, and a whole lot of donkey-related mishaps.

Once upon a time, there was a planet that was once full of life and wonder. It was a planet that thrived with a diverse ecosystem of flora and fauna, and sentient beings who lived in peace and harmony with one another. However, everything changed when a group of aliens from a faraway galaxy discovered the planet. These aliens wanted to conquer and colonize the planet for their own selfish purposes. They had no regard for the life that existed there, and they wiped out entire species of beings without a second thought. The planet's inhabitants tried to fight back against the invaders, but their forces were no match for the advanced technology of the alien race. Soon, the planet was left desolate and barren, with nothing but ruins and remnants of what used to be. The once vibrant and thriving planet was now nothing more than a dead rock floating in space. All the life that existed there was eradicated by the destructive forces of the aliens, leaving behind only sorrow and devastation. The aliens went on to use the planet's resources for their own selfish needs, never once thinking about the devastation they caused. They left the planet barren and destroyed, and continued their quest to conquer other planets across the universe. And so, the dead planet remained forgotten, a tragic reminder of the destruction that can be caused by those who possess the power to destroy. It served as a cautionary tale to those who dared to explore and conquer the unknown depths of space. As the destruction of the planet came to its conclusion, one being managed to escape the apocalypse caused by the aliens. He was a lone survivor, the only one left alive on the planet, and his heart was filled with rage and despair. As he wandered through the ruins of his home .hm he pledged his life to take revenge on the aliens who caused so much devastation. He would not rest until justice was brought to his planet and its inhabitants who were lost. This is the story of Daemon sky Join Daemon in his goal for revenge

This is a translation. Original link: https://sj.uukanshu.com/book.aspx?id=192072 Author: Donkey Swallowing the Moon

story of 25 years old boy who after death got reincarnated as Donkey in the next life follow his story to see how he conquered every path with knowledge of previous World to become donkey supreme