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Twenty-one-year-old Ryder Callahan is a misunderstood high school dropout with a reputation for being a delinquent. Getting suspended countless times from high school and, in the end, just dropping out. The only things that seem to interest him are smoking and knitting, a hobby he picked up from his late grandmother. Despite his rough outer shell, Ryder is loyal to his family and helpful around the house (when he isn't high), qualities that his mother loves and the only reason his parents haven't kicked him out yet. One day, Ryder finds himself in a situation where, while indulging in his usual routine of smoking and knitting in a secluded corner of a park near his house, he sees a brutal altercation between rival gangs that leaves him confused as fuck. Little does he know, his presence didn’t go unnoticed. Dominic Caruso, the notorious mafia boss known for his ruthless killings and feared reputation, catches wind of Ryder's witness to the crime. Initially angered by the potential threat to his whole way of life, Dom's curiosity is piqued when he learns more about the young man. Despite the empire he has built himself into, Dom is intrigued by Ryder’s indifference to the danger he's stumbled upon and his unconventional hobbies, and he can't get enough. He wants him. He needs him. And he's going to get him one way or another. This is I can't move on by yours, truly.

In the world of Seres, the Towers have stood since the dawn of memory, offering immense rewards to those who climb them. It is said that scaling the tallest tower, known as "The Tower of the Gods," would allow one to make a wish to the gods. Because of these rumors, all the summoners in the world strive to climb the towers in hopes of becoming strong enough to reach it. In the Indigo Empire, every individual reaches the age of 16 must summon their first companion, determining the type of companion that will accompany them for life and revealing their innate summoning talent. Qiris, a young half-elf reincarnated a few months ago, is about to experience this long-awaited ritual. "I am going to summon my first companion! It's time to show the strength of a reincarnate!" [Frog - Rank 1 / 1 star] "Sorry?" [Talent - Summoning without potential] "....."

Theodore Griffith was a master of Reality. He understood the parallel universe in the form of another reality. He was aware that someone’s wish, story, or pure imagination could give birth to a new reality just like his own. Hence, he planned to find the creator of his reality by roaming among the realities. This time, he entered a new reality connected to several other realities. However, what made him certain the most was that this reality was connected to the person who created his reality. He knew that fact because of the ability he gained in this world. He could actually see people’s comments, allowing him to realize that his entire life and reality were born from a story. “Hehe. You have made a mistake in making me realize this. With the readers on my back, I can force you, the author, to make a plot for us to meet.” Theo said while giggling. “That’s why I’m counting on you guys.” --------- Other Works: 1. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 2. God of Tricksters (Completed) 3. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 4. The Magician of Sound (Completed) 5. Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World (Completed)

What will you do when the gods turn Earth into their playground? Run, hide, and hope for the best? What if it isn’t an option? What if you’re the thing they want to play with? What if they want you to play for their entertainment? That is what the humans had to go through when the gods forced an awakening upon them. Pick classes, slay monsters, and survive being the god’s pet. Surviving an apocalypse can be fun, but a divine apocalypse? It will be fun… but only for the gods. For the rest, it is a test for survival. Maybe not for everyone. What if someone views it as an opportunity to take revenge on everyone who had betrayed him? What if someone doesn’t care about being used by the gods as long as he can use them for his revenge? That’s what Kang YuWon sets out to achieve once calamity strikes. Revenge on everyone, including his family, and even the gods, if they ever cross paths. ~~~Bonus Chapter Goals~~~ 50 powerstones/20 golden tickets: 1 bonus chapter. ~~~Gift goals~~~ Massage chair: 1 bonus chapter. (Same day) Luxury Car: 2 bonus chapters. (Same day) Dragon: 4 bonus chapters. (Same week) Magic Castle: 6 bonus chapters. (Same week) Spacecraft: 10 bonus chapters. (Same month) Gachapon: 15 bonus chapters. (Same month)

Jiang Lei, a young man from Earth, dies under mysterious circumstances and wakes up in a new world. A world where martial arts is the supreme path, cultivators defy the heavens and ancient secrets lurk in the shadows. He finds himself in the body of another Jiang Lei, an outer sect disciple of the Azure Sect who also died mysteriously. He finds that he has a system—the Supreme Copy System—that allows him to copy the abilities of anyone he touches. With this system, he hopes to become stronger and survive in this ruthless world. But he soon realizes that this is not as easy as he thought. A dark conspiracy is brewing behind the scenes, and he faces enemies from all the sides. Will he be able to overcome the challenges and reach the peak of cultivation? Or will he fall victim to the schemes of his enemies and lose his life? Follow Jiang Lei's journey as he copies various talents and skills from beasts, humans and even divine beings, and leads his way to the eternal invincibility. [Congratulations to the Host for successfully touching Li Xun and obtaining Intermediate Level- Fire Talent.] [Congratulations to the Host for successfully touching the Inferno Lion and obtaining High Level -Fire Talent.] [Congratulations to the Host for successfully touching Sword God and obtaining Ultimate Dao of Sword Talent.]

Ahn Jiang Seok, the enigmatic and workaholic CEO of EcoFusion Productions, has returned to his homeland after years of silence. Emotionally blackmailed by his overbearing mother, he's forced into an engagement with Han Ma Ri, a woman desperate to save her father’s company from the brink of collapse. Though he initially resents marriage, he agrees as he begins to see something in Ma Ri that stirs feelings he can’t explain. But as he tries to deepen the relationship, his misfortune comes upon him. One day, Jiang Seok’s former classmate Ja Ra came to meet him. She immediately set off a series of misunderstandings. When Ma Ri finds him holding Ja Ra by the waist, her rage erupts. “How dare you, bitch!” It’s the first time Jiang Seok sees Ma Ri’s fiery side. “Do you really think he likes you? Dream on! He only has eyes for me!” Ja Ra smirks. “No! He doesn’t like you because…” Ma Ri’s voice drops. “He’s gay!” *Huh? What? Who? When? Where? And why didn't he knew?* Jiang Seok struck dumb. Is this how people see him? Ja Ra bursts into tears, This can't be! So, this was why he always ignored me back in the school?” she was convinced he ignored her in school because of his supposed sexuality, and Ma Ri insists he only agreed to marry her to hide his true love—for his male assistant. *Huh? What now? With whom? Where was he? Who was he?*Jiang is thrown into chaos. Can Jiang Seok unravel the web of misunderstandings and reveal his true feelings before Ma Ri sets him up with every eligible bachelor in town? Or will his “real love” remain hidden, even to him?

After leaving earth in a pathetic way, Asher finds his soul in the body of a baron's bastard son. As the last surviving member of the Ashbournes, Asher must take up the mantle and build his territory or die in the jaws of a beast or the blades of hungry nobles greedy for his territory. Luckily, he did not enter this man-eat-man world without support. [Ding! Soulbinding successfully completed.] [Would the host like to upgrade your bronze-ranked butler to a powerful silver-ranked swordsman? Yes or No.] ............. https://discord.com/invite/8Ufe4789YX

WPC APRIL WINNER 2024 Orion had worked hard his whole life, but success always eluded him. He couldn’t cross the threshold that required him to and got plunged into the abyss of despair because of it. However, life gave everyone a second chance. Orion also got one, and he put his soul and sweat on it, but he still failed to grasp that chance. As a result, he died. But when he thought it was all over for him, he found himself reincarnated in the world of fantasy, where every individual boasted super talents and devastating curses on themselves. He also had a talent, but he didn’t know what to make of it as his talent was “Copy Curse.” He could only copy other people’s curses. “Why? Why, god, why? Why do you have to reincarnate me and give me this shitty talent?” As if God had heard his plea, something appeared in his field of vision. [Congratulation to the host for awakening the system.] [Talent: Copy Curse — Host can copy other people’s curses.] [Curse: Null Body — Host’s body can’t feel mana because of this body.] “What the hell! My talent is already shit, but this freaking curse has to make things worse for me.” However, what Orion didn’t know was that, with the crazy combination of his talent and curse, he had the ability to become the strongest being in the three domains. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/kh8Xwe6WHV For character arts and many more things, join the novel discord group.

The World of Relisquae had long see a the great kingdom of Volantis. Whoever found the kingdom would meet the princess, and be granted one wish. Thus, a group of adventurers join together to find this mysterious kingdom as well as fight a great evil.

Jin-woo had never considered himself someone ordinary. Okay, that sounded like an arrogant thought to have, but he was definitely unordinary. He would always be reminded of this whenever he had to take his antipsychotic medication for his schizophrenia. It also didn’t help that he was starting High School with the whole school knowing this fact because of his little… slip up? Of course this comes with bullies targeting him, but that wasn’t new. Jin-woo was determined to do his best to avoid them and not draw any unnecessary attention to himself… But that was impossible as some God seemed to have cursed him to be in the same class as his bullies, and even that nosy popular girl who won’t stop talking to him in front of everyone. How many times did he have to say they weren’t friends, much less childhood friends for her to leave him alone?! However, what might be worse than being in the same class as your bullies and that annoying girl, was being in the same class as your bullies and that annoying girl, while being trapped in there because of a zombie virus outbreak… and somehow being the cause of it? Should he stay, or chance it with the hordes of zombies outside? What would you do? **** Warning: This book contains uncomfortable themes such as Domestic Violence, School Bullying, and brief mention of Teacher-student relationship.

Alex Darvin is an ordinary man with an extraordinary gift: he can do anything simply because he can. From defeating the most formidable foes to solving the most complex problems , Alex’s abilities know no bounds. His power is not limited by physical, logical, or metaphysical constraints. He can alter reality, manifest objects, and overcome any challenge with a mere thought. Living a quiet life in a small town, Alex keeps his abilities hidden, using them only when absolutely necessary. However, his peaceful existence is shattered when a mysterious organization discovers his powers and seeks to exploit them for their own gain. but then don't know what is awaiting them.

Nature is often cruel, and many creatures are born to die, but when faced with adversity one must learn to adapt Born in the subterranean hell that was Yi Mountain, I was forced to commit atrocious acts just to survive. In the darkness, where strength is the only law, even my brothers became enemies, and I devoured them in a desperate bid to stay alive. I am no ordinary beast. I am a Lizard, shaped by the merciless depths, where every day is a battle against hunger and predators. But in this brutal world, I have learned to be more than just a survivor. I have evolved, I have become stronger, faster, more cunning with each new trial. Now, as I crawl out of the depths, I face greater enemies—those who want to see my end before I reach my full potential. But I’ve unlocked a power deep within me, a power that allows me to transcend the limits of my kind. With this newfound strength, my evolution has only begun. Life is cruel, and my path is filled with obstacles, and tribulations , but Let us see, for I can evolve endlessly

LATTON is a girl filled with childhood trauma, abandonment and daddy issues. Despite her Fvck upbringing, she kept everything to herself, bottling all the bad memories and shoving them at the darkest part of her mind. But things took a turn when her father forced her to marry a guy 25 years her senior, threatening her with her inheritance she has no choice but to obey. * * LUCIAN is a guy with questionable desires. HE is a creature addicted to intimacy, hugs, kisses, lovemaking, and mind-blowing sexual activities with countless one night stands; these are the things that keep him going. Ironically, he fell in love with a conservative girl who not only forbade sex before marriage but was highly awkward regarding being intimate with him. * * In one normal night their paths crossed and it changed them forever. When they're together HE is HER master and SHE is anything HE wants HER to be. In reality, they live a different life but when they’re together they are BLADE and SIEVE. In the end, who will he choose; the one in his heart or the one that his body desires?

Destruction and chaos spread on the once-vibrant Green Star, its surroundings plagued by the incessant noise of impending doom. An ominous darkness, akin to locusts, relentlessly devoured the land. "Why is this happening? Why?" A few melting figures glared at the impending doom of darkness above. A colossal shadow cast its veil over the Green Star, declaring an impending cataclysm. Above, a green pillar of light flickered intermittently, each appearance marking the vanishing of another source of life. Silence draped the star as both light and vitality were snuffed out. Everything became devoid of life, light, and silence spreading across the whole star along with darkness. Thousands of light years away, in the vast expanse of deep space, ripples distorted the fabric of the cosmos. A colossal shadow materialized, observing the distant spectacle of a supernova's explosive demise. Amidst cryptic symbols, a message emerged: "~~" "~~~" "~~~~~" Deciphering, "Not Found," "Erasure is Complete," "Proceeding to the next target."

In the Dawning Age, where humans and beasts share the dominion, the air crackles with anticipation. Aspirants yearn to awaken extraordinary talents, etching their names in the annals of warrior legend. Amongst them stands Ye Tian, ostracized for his dormant core – a mark of weakness in this era of power. But destiny whispers a different tale. A chance encounter unlocks the forbidden knowledge of the Copycat, a talent outlawed for its unorthodox power. With a mere touch, Ye Tian can steal the very essence of another's abilities, martial or beastly. A coveted swordsmanship? A mythical beast's regenerative prowess? All are within his grasp. Yet, the power is a double-edged blade. Each stolen talent bleeds into Ye Tian's mind, a symphony of alien memories and instincts threatening to drown his own identity. He must master the art of harmonizing these fragments, weaving them into a tapestry of unmatched power. But covetous eyes watch from the shadows. Powerful factions lust after the Copycat's forbidden potential, willing to unleash chaos to claim it. Ye Tian faces a brutal choice: succumb to the voices in his head, become a puppet wielding borrowed brilliance, or transcend the limitations, forging his own path as a legend whispered in hushed tones – the Weaver of Talents.

Warning!!! Mature Audience Only! This a plot focused story, with some smut if it's needed for the char arc. Mc have ability to control people body, but have no power over their mind and heart. This is not like other control novel, were mc will just make everyone fall for him with his power. What you can expect from the book : Plot Mystery Crime Organization Building Character progression Three dimensional character _____________________________________________________________ Malacai is a result of an experiment. His parents created him from an embryo in the lab, their goal being to create a superhuman. At first, Malacai showed promise. He was the one with the attractive appearance and potential, but as he grew to five years old, his parents realized his growth was stagnant. After waiting one more year without results, they kicked him out just like the other failures. They put him in an orphanage. Malacai hated his parents because of this; he swore REVENGE!!! Time passed, and he turned seventeen. His life was almost hell now. He was bullied every day. The reason? It was because he was very handsome, but his body was so frail. If others could sprint ten laps, then one lap was enough to make him feel tired; 2 laps and he would collapse. Then, one day, he gets beaten up very badly. As he lay down, feeling his life was leaving him, a black crow landed in front of him. "Do you want to live??? If you want, I could make a deal with you." "Accept this contract, and while you live in this mortal world, you will live unlike any other human. A different time, a different existence, the power of GOD will isolate you." "Make your choice. Once you choose, there is no turning back!" And without hesitation, Malacai agreed. With that, he gained the power of PROVIDENCE! His power allowed him to control other people!!! _______________________________________________________________________

A powerful, cold, and flawless boss and her clumsy, outspoken assistant seem to live in completely different worlds. They hate each other at first sight: the tension between sharp orders and inappropriate remarks creates an explosive atmosphere in the office. But as heated arguments and moments of challenge pile up, the line between hate and desire blurs dangerously. What starts as pure confrontation soon turns into a dangerous and irresistible attraction, breaking all the rules.

Hey guys. Check out this masterpiece: Talent Awakening: I Awakened With The Rewind System. What to expect: An interesting time rewind or time loop concept. Fast paced progression, psychological and supernatural horror and supernatural thriller. Unique character interactions. A mix of themes from top tier novels such as: LOTM, REZERO, mother of learning, The beginning after the end, Omniscient readers viewpoint and finally SS!! Give it a trial guys. You have my word, this is bound to take the webnovel world by storm! Upon the Malivoire Descent. A world along with countless of other worlds, were all given a chance to tap into their latent potentials and become not only Malivoire Combatants but also World Evolvers. Now tasked with the task of protecting the world of Earth from each Malivoire Trial that would ever descend upon their world. Success will result in the evolution of their world, and successfully leaving the bottom of the food chain while constantly trying to survive. Whereby failure will result in not only the destruction of Earth, but the unleashing of a mysterious entity upon the entire universe. Now embarked with the latent talents he successfully awakened. Zeras, a young kid who had always had a bleak outlook of life, with his brother serving as his only beacon of happiness and perhaps humanity, would do anything to make sure that the World Evolvers of Earth overcome each Malivoire Descent headed their way. Even if it meant he had to manipulate and be in control of everyone around him...

Max dreams of a harem and adventure and has a crazy superpower: he can fall asleep almost immediately. What do you mean it's no big deal? When he does that in the bookstore, he finds himself in the story he reads. And it's more than a dream, he can rewrite anything. He meets her favorite manga character as the staff of the Grande Library. Chasing after Princess Knight Aratsuki, he discovers the rules of his newfound power. He can dive into anything, and rewrite it forever, but only once. History books? Romance? Manga? Hentai? It's easy to find a way to exploit them all — but he has to bear the consequences.

Li Zhoujun crossed over and became the master of Immortal Mountain for the 40th year and finally got a system that is 50-50 comparable to anyone. Are you an old monster who has been hiding from the world for thousands of years? I’m 50-50 with you. Are you the most magnificent Immortal Emperor? I’m 50-50 with you. Are you a terrifying demon lord that makes people pale in fear? I’m 50-50 with you.

I got transmigrated into a trashy game about a superhero academy. With the superpower of copying other superpowers

Chen Hao, an orphan, unexpectedly is reborn into a parallel world filled with dungeons, monsters, and hunters, where survival depends on power. He awakens the ability to transmigrate to different worlds, In the ancient world of martial arts he incarnates as the supreme martial god revered by all beings, God killer in the world of swords and magic,....countless worlds he.... As Chen Hao grows stronger, he receives attention from all sides. Will he rise to become the ultimate hunter, or will he drown in his journey?

They thought he was cannon fodder, but he was actually a monster. A huge silver gate that could reach the clouds suddenly appeared in the world. People were randomly disappearing and summoned by the gate for a trial. When they returned, some of them got treasures that gave them the ability to fly and wield magic. They were called Exonns. All of them could wield light magic, but it was a lot weaker compared to other elements. Rhys Creed was a man who made a living as a delivery truck driver. He was summoned and got the ability that only wield light magic. They thought he had a common treasure, but it was actually an extraordinary treasure. --- A demon laughed when he saw the white armor on Rhys. "My minions, go and teach this cannon fodder a lesson." LIGHT OF JUDGMENT BOOM! The demons were annihilated. --- Exonns sneered. "How could a cannon fodder dare to fight a demon's army alone?! Does he think he is a hero?!" The demon's army was annihilated. The exonns turned silent. He was not a cannon fodder. He was a monster. --- The book is a WSA entry. It means a lot if you can support the book with your vote.

Legendary Talents? Godly Traits? Primordial Body Constitutions? Cayden could get every cheat after he awakened his System! .... Cayden’s world merged with the world of the novel. Exorcists and demons that only existed in the pages were now in front of his eyes. He thought he would die like a side-character in the first chapter when suddenly.... [You have awakened the Ultimate Bragging System] [Whenever someone brags about you, you will be rewarded with abilities in real life.] His little brother boasted, “My brother is the wisest! Demons or ghosts, he can face everything without fear!” [Bragging successful! Host has awakened ‘Buddha Mind’.] His friends exclaimed, “He solo defeated an Abyssal Demon World. He must've awakened a superior trait!” [Bragging successful! Host has awakened ‘Divine Sun God Constitution’.] The protagonist was shocked, “I’m a Regressor and he is still stronger than me. He must also know the future!” [Bragging successful! Host has awakened.....]

what if a man gets shapeshifting abilities? the man would be happy right? no! he Will be hunted down to be experimented on! so we Will follow the story of a 4- wait correction 30 years old man in a another world with shapeshifting power!

Rian Valen, an ordinary person, gets the hidden and exclusive Merchant class in the VRMMORPG EverLasting. While others focus on combat, Rian faces a unique challenge can a merchant rise to fame, or will he struggle to sell his items? Follow his journey as he strives to become the richest person in both the game world and reality. Disclaimer: Mc will not be a fighter but will have skills to defend himself and will do anything to get rich.

Waking up in a new unfamiliar world, Lin Kai was devastated to know that he didn't have the talent for Martial Arts. At first, he thought he was going to live his days in regret and obscurity. But in a twist of fate, he found out that he has the ability to absorb almost everything. [Absorb Ironwood Tree -> Gets Iron Bones] [Absorb 100-Year-Old Ginseng -> Gets 100 Years of Practice] [Absorb Pheonix -> Gets Immortality] From then on, Lin Kai's journey to absorb everything began... until one day he set his eye on the world itself. "Hehe... Let's see what I get."