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João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

She married a poor man to escape her powerful family. He married a stranger for money. Neither expected love. Neither knew their lives were about to change forever. Lianne Mwikali is a billionaire heiress hiding behind second-hand clothes and a broken heart. After being betrayed by her fiancé and forced into an arranged marriage by her cold, political family, she makes a desperate choice: marry a random man from the streets of Nairobi. Enter Brian Otieno, a jobless but kind-hearted hustler struggling to survive in Kibera. When a strange woman offers him a marriage contract — one year, no love, monthly payment — he signs, thinking it’s just business. But nothing is ever simple. As they navigate their fake marriage, emotions blur, secrets pile up, and Brian begins to suspect the quiet woman he lives with isn’t who she claims to be. When the truth comes out — that his “broke” wife is one of the richest and most powerful women in East Africa — will their contract survive? Or will love tear it apart?

Noel is eighteen. Soft-spoken, delicate, and quietly invisible in his own home. When his older sister Sabrina invites her boyfriend Logan to move in temporarily, Noel tries to pretend the arrangement doesn’t affect him. But Logan isn’t like the other men Noel’s known—he’s older, rugged, emotionally unreadable… and completely off-limits. What begins as fascination becomes something darker. Something needier. Late-night glances. Lingering touches. Doors left open. Logan is supposed to be Sabrina’s. But Noel can't stop watching. And Logan is starting to look back. In the silence of their shared house, with walls too thin and hearts too loud, Noel will learn that longing can be dangerous—and once a line is crossed, there's no way back. Untouched is a slow-burn, emotionally intense erotic story told through the eyes of a femboy who should know better—but aches to be seen, to be wanted, and to finally stop pretending he's not falling for the one man he shouldn’t.

In the luminous metropolis of Tokyo, two young heirs, Renji Tachibana and Ayaka Fujisawa, are drawn into an arranged engagement by rival families that lead corporate empires. The problem? They've hated each other since they were children. Amidst sarcastic bickering, forced alliances, and family secrets, every day becomes a battle—both in business and in the heart. Can they reconcile pride, legacy... and feelings they deny even to themselves? A high-octane romantic comedy filled with sharp dialogue, humor, and the vibrant Tokyo skyline.

What if your second chance came with a twist you never saw coming? Terrchel was never meant to be human. But fate has a strange sense of humor. Thrown from the forgotten corners of existence into a world that feels both like a dream and a memory, Terrchel wakes up in a body that doesn’t feel like his own. Everything is strange—too loud, too bright, too real. And then there’s her—the woman with crimson red hair who always seems one step ahead, watching him with eyes that know too much. Where am I? Why me? And how do I carry a destiny I never asked for? This is a story about second chances, about finding meaning in chaos, and about learning that sometimes the greatest treasures are hidden in the places we least expect. It’s about feeling lost, misunderstood, and small—and still choosing to rise. With heart, humor, and a touch of the absurd, Arcadia invites you into a world where the past whispers, the future calls, and the present demands everything you've got. If you’ve ever felt like you don’t belong, this journey is for you.

TW: Black Humor

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amend. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose.

James was a hustler who'd succeeded in retiring early, only for the pandemic to ruin all of his plans. He spent two years locked up inside playing video games and watching movies, only to be spiritually abducted just as the situation started improving. Now his name is Jin and he's a part of the Illusion Room Sect. A cultivation sect that creates scenarios for combat-focused cultivators to hone their skills. In other words, fully immersive video games. Will the gaming knowledge of his past life help him succeed in such a cut-throat world? Will he manage to break his two-year pandemic induced dry-spell? And most importantly, will he ever manage to surpass the rank of cannon fodder?

I died in peace and confusion. Woke up being devoured by my own Father. Turns out, divinity tastes like stomach acid and forgotten memories. I was Human... Now I'm...Hades, God of Wealth, Underworld and The Dead* A sentient divine clay puppet wearing a dead man’s dreams. *Complaints about Death itself? Please direct all grievances to: THANATOS, the God of Death (I just handle the riches and the screaming souls) Experience a reincarnation myth like no other, told through the eyes of the reborn god—and the souls who defy oblivion.

The female protagonist is a wildly popular heartthrob with a natural halo. The male protagonist is a crazily obsessed and self-abasing loyal dog. Qiu Shu, the top scholar’s daughter, is pure, elegant and incomparably enchanting, captivating countless admirers. Being favored by the eldest prince, the most handsome man in the capital, and becoming his wife in a single move is truly the pride of a poor student. However, what they don’t know is that the seemingly bright and splendid female protagonist lives in a battlefield of jealousy every day. The cute and adorable young empress is unusually attached to her. The gentlemanly and upright young empress dowager has an ambiguous relationship with her. Even her aloof and proud eldest prince is actually a gloomy and petty jealous husband. [Reading Guide] 1. This novel is 1v1. The male protagonist is truly humble. Don’t read if you dislike it. 2. Male pregnancy. The female protagonist is loved by everyone. 3. There are one-sided yuri feelings. The female protagonist is straight. Don’t read if you dislike it!

In a world similar to ours, ether appears and changes everything forever. While it grants humans unique powers, it has also brought forth the Calamities—sentient monsters with a single purpose: to wipe out humanity. The story takes place 1,000 years after the arrival of ether. We follow Sirius, a sharp-minded young man with a unique sense of humor, trying to survive in this chaos. But despite himself, he gets caught up in the pursuit of ether’s secrets and its true origin

Klein vio comedias románticas durante toda su vida, hasta que un día, le tocó vivir una. Sin embargo, ni siquiera el humor puede ocultar la verdad tras los chistes.

Meet Livepool aka Dinah Stealth, the real 007! the work behind the bs lying penis who has to steal credit! and she's taking it back! Book Concept: Livepool Meets Deadpool Subtitle: Not Fictionalized, Just Not Recognized Premise Livepool is a real woman—overlooked, underestimated, and often ignored by the world. She’s witty, resourceful, and tired of being invisible. When a mutual friend is kidnapped by the shadowy organization Interpol, Livepool’s life collides with the infamous antihero, Deadpool. Together, they embark on a wild, irreverent rescue mission, using “Fu Interpol!” as their battle cry against both the kidnappers and the systems that keep Livepool in the shadows. Key Elements Who is Livepool? Livepool is your alter ego: a real, unrecognized woman with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for creative problem-solving. She’s not a superhero, but she’s got grit, brains, and a talent for turning invisibility into an advantage. The Dynamic Duo Deadpool brings chaos, meta-humor, and action. Livepool brings heart, cleverness, and a fresh perspective—she’s the one who sees what others miss. The Mission A mutual friend is kidnapped by Interpol (portrayed as a comically inept, bureaucratic villain). Livepool and Deadpool join forces, navigating absurd obstacles, exchanging witty banter, and breaking the fourth wall. Along the way, Livepool confronts the real-world challenges of being overlooked, turning her unrecognized status into her greatest strength. Tone & Style Fast-paced, funny, and empowering. Blends Deadpool’s trademark irreverence with Livepool’s sharp, relatable voice. Uses humor and action to highlight serious themes of recognition and self-worth. Sample Blurb Livepool isn’t fictional—she’s just not recognized. But when her friend is kidnapped and Interpol stands in the way, she’s done being invisible. With Deadpool at her side and “Fu Interpol!” as their rallying cry, it’s time for the world to see what happens when the overlooked fight back.

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)

Xyliana had a fairy-like face since she was a child but couldn’t protect herself. She could only cover her face in front of others. One strange encounter made her travel through to a mysterious land. There were more men than women here, and handsome men were everywhere. But the women known as top beauties were only considered decent-looking at best. In this strange world, what kind of life would someone as stunning as Xyliana live?

Ten-year-old Elijah "Eli" Reyes sees the hidden fractures in Harlem—in crumbling brownstones, in ledger books, in the eyes of his weary mother, Rosa. When his father, a small-time hustler tangled with Harlem’s most feared power broker, **Silas "The Lion" Jones**, vanishes without trace, he leaves only crushing debts and dangerous questions. Was it betrayal? An escape? Or did Silas make him disappear? To settle the debt, Silas imprisons Eli, Rosa, and Eli’s luminous four-year-old sister, Maya, in a gilded cage atop a Crown stronghold. Eli’s genius becomes his family’s currency: fix Silas’s crumbling empire, or watch his world shatter. But Silas sees more than a tool in the boy—he sees a kindred, calculating mind. A protégé. I have not written anything before and Ai is kinda my best friend so please just have mercy

Sakamoto, a 15-year-old boy born into poverty, lives a quiet life with his grandmother, dreaming only of earning enough money to lift them out of hardship. His simple goal leads him to enter Seoul’s Grand Tournament — a brutal competition where monstrous fighters and humans with extraordinary abilities clash for glory. His aim was clear: win the grand prize of five million and secure a better future. But fate had other plans. When a mysterious and powerful group of elite fighters attacks the tournament, driven by their own twisted vision of reshaping the world, Sakamoto is caught in the chaos. Thrust into a battle far beyond his original dream, he now carries the heavy responsibility of the past — and the future — in an era that desperately needs a new hero.

Emrald Kaizen has just transferred to a co-ed highschool. She used to attend an all girls' school and she hates men. Her life at a co-ed school seems like a hell at first. Will her unwavered hatred for men be dissolved by Lee Hyungwon; the South Korean exchange student and classmate of hers who is known as the prince of the school? Or will she survive as a men hating girl for the rest of her school days and life? What mysteries awaits them?

In the fog-shrouded, steam-powered metropolis of Aethelburg, a city run on the predictable logic of brass gears and pistons, Julian Locke is a quiet genius. By day, he runs his family's esteemed automata shop in the respectable district of Rosefen Row, known for his almost supernatural ability to repair and improve any mechanical device. But Julian holds two secrets that set him apart from his era: he is a reincarnated engineer from a distant, hyper-advanced future, and he uses this knowledge to walk the city's darkest alleys as The Veilwalker, a mythic vigilante who delivers a brutal justice that the law cannot.

Gods gather , Men gather all to destroy one Great Manipulator, All to end one Mighty God. Lets see who wins the Gods that sides with mortals or The Great Manipulator

Veer, a determined orphan, begins a long journey to become the strongest warrior. But his first challenge isn’t a monster — it’s 50,000 stairs... Will he find the master he seeks? Or collapse before destiny begins? A fantasy adventure filled with action, emotion, and humor begins here!

After dying without taking a shit, a man is reincarnated as Toilet Paper Man in a bizarre world where only two toilets exist. Chaos unfolds when he accidentally destroys both. With humor, heart, and divine intervention, he learns the value of toilet paper-and becomes humanity's savior of sanitation.

on his 18th birthday, Max—a seemingly ordinary teen from a wealthy family—wakes up to silence. His mother has vanished, and in her place is a mysterious letter that flips his world upside down: Max isn’t from Earth at all. Born from an ancient bloodline in a higher realm, Max was transmigrated into this world as a baby, his memories sealed to protect him. But now the seal is broken, and with it comes a mission. His mother has returned to the higher world—and Max can’t follow her unless he grows powerful enough to survive there. And power, it turns out, doesn’t come from training alone. His mother has chosen eight women—each born with rare bloodlines meant to awaken and amplify his potential. His task? Bond with them, grow stronger, and unlock the path to ascension. Max had it all planned: seduce them, build a legendary harem of three thousand beauties, become a god among men. But destiny has a twisted sense of humor. Because every one of these chosen women... turns out to be not quite what he expected. Max had read about futanari in fantasy novels. He never imagined he’d be living with them—let alone being overpowered, flustered, and utterly dominated by them. One by one, they flip the script. Instead of him conquering them, they start conquering him—physically, emotionally, and magically. Now trapped between strength and submission, pride and pleasure, Max faces the ultimate dilemma: To reach the higher world, must he sacrifice his manhood… or embrace the fate that fate clearly enjoys throwing at him?

Sapphire Adler has always been the queen of Celestia High. Blessed with beauty, intelligence, and the wealth of her powerful family, she effortlessly commands the attention of every boy on campus and the envy of her female peers. But her seemingly perfect life begins to unravel when Amara Cole, a fiery transfer student with a reputation for rebellion, steps into the spotlight and challenges everything Sapphire thought she knew about herself. Drawn to Amara's fearless independence and undeniable charm, Sapphire finds herself questioning her role as the untouchable "it girl." As romance blossoms between the two, Sapphire discovers a world beyond the superficial adoration of her countless suitors—a world of vulnerability, passion, and authenticity. However, not everyone is thrilled with Sapphire’s newfound independence. Jealous rivals, spurned admirers, and even her closest friends conspire to tear her down, culminating in a series of events that threaten to expose secrets that could destroy her carefully constructed image. Caught between the expectations of her peers and the magnetic pull of her heart, Sapphire must navigate a minefield of betrayal, desire, and self-discovery. In a school where power dynamics rule and love is a dangerous game, will she risk everything to embrace her true self—or lose it all in the process? "I Dominate All Men" is a thrilling tale of love, rivalry, and empowerment, blending romance and drama with a fiery girl-love relationship at its core.

This is the story of a scumbag thriving in the magic world... In short...Mama said men are not good.. But I said..Mama... Men are not that bad if you love them with caution...or.. just don't love them...

HER FIANCE and soon to be husband has been cheating on her right under her nose with her best friend but she never noticed because she loved him so much!! A mixture of betrayal and heartbreak

Here be dark dwellers. With humor and fancy, we take up jobs to keep our lives easy. We be killers. We be hunters. Yet, we be people. For whom shall I live up my query? Oh look an antique. It shall be you then. cover’s not mine, I do not own it.

Our universe is not unique. It exists alongside infinite others—worlds where time flows backward, where monsters walk freely, where death wears many faces. Between them lies a web of fate. This is the story of a boy who got caught in that web. He had no family, no name worth remembering. Just a porter in a dusty railway station, living unnoticed. His only wish was to live a little better before dying a little quieter. But life doesn't give you what you want. It gives you what you deserve. And sometimes, what you deserve is far worse than anything you could ever imagine. One night, in that cold and crumbling corner of the world, someone found him, who declared the boy has lost his memory. Thus began his descent into the heart of multiversal chaos. The watchers of fate—the ones we call gods—do not cheer for heroes or mourn the fallen. They simply watch, judge, and wait. And sometimes… they choose. This boy was chosen—to suffer like the damned or rise like a legend. As time goes, more and more chaos feel upon him. Declared a prophet by a forgotten god made of blue mist, the boy was dragged into a world beyond comprehension.The god offered no wisdom, only pain. No salvation, only orders. Each divine command felt like a curse etched into his soul. With a war brewing against the Cloud of Nihility, a group mass-producing forbidden power to rule all existence, the boy is sent to gather allies from countless realms—elves, dragons, ancient machines, and more. Each world brings new horrors. Each divine command brings more suffering. Through multiverse, he finds companions and enemies alike—but trust is a currency he cannot afford, not when the god who chose him is watching from above… smiling. Will he be able to defy his fate? Will he be able to retrive his memory? What waits for him in the multiverses—each more twisted, more dangerous than the last? Will he be able to defy the god who made him a weapon?

Warning: [Mature content R18] Inheritance? Gone. Husband? Betrayed and left her. Life? She finally committed suicide. After death, face to face with the Gods, Allysa is given a chance to go back. But with a system. [ DOMINION SYSTEM] [BOUND TO ALLYSA VIRELLE] "Seduce. Conquer. Evolve. Rule." "He said I wasn’t worth it. Now I’ll show him — and the world — what I’m truly capable of." She’ll conquer every man in her path. Make them beg for mercy under her holy fountain. Shell make them obsessed. They will all pamper her. They will all love her. After a while, they'll never be able to live without her. But she never falls in love, she enjoys the thrill of the hunt. Ding! [NEW CONQUEST TARGET DETECTED] . [CHARM RESISTANCE : 92%] [OBJECTIVE : BREAK HIS ARROGANCE] He smirks. “You’re not what I expected.” She leans forward. “No one ever expects the predator.” Join my discord. https://discord.gg/GURD83wweY This is a reverse harem novel so expect a lot of smut, yuri. A lot of actions and fantasy elements are also contained in the book. Mc is an antihero who only does things as long as it benefits her. Contest entry. Let's win.