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After three lifetimes, two failed romances. Xiao Yao felt like a tragic specimen of failed love. Ten years prior to her rebirth and time travel, everything reset to the starting point. She wouldn't believe in love again. She swore to protect her family well, to grasp every moment to build her influence and wealth. Therefore, she worked hard, very hard, to apply the teachings of her master. From then on, she reviewed the past to see the future, determined life and death with steadfast certainty, never speaking falsely, and thus befriended the elites from all walks of life. With a pair of penetrative eyes, she eliminated all obstacles, earned the name of Divine Doctor, and laid the foundations of a business empire. Afterward, her business empire began to become a myth and legend began. [Mini Theater] A three-year-old cute little boy, batting his round, wide eyes, tugged at a young man's sleeve and curiously asked, "Daddy, daddy, I heard Mommy say that a long, long time ago, you wouldn't even fart, so why are you now nagging like an old granny?" The young man exploded in anger, hoisted the little boy onto the sofa, and a smacking sound immediately followed, "You little rascal, try letting out a fart from your mouth and let's see." The little boy cried woefully, feeling wronged. He just wanted to ask if his daddy really didn't fart in the past, so why was he getting spanked now.

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

You never know the value of something until you lose it? For Brooke that couldn't have been more farther from the truth! After being cheated by her husband and younger sister, Brooke's miserable life of abuse takes a complete turn for the better when she finally signs the divorce papers! But things are only just getting better! What's this? She's been made joint heir to a multi-billion dollar company?! She's bought her stepfather's puny agency?! She's now the richest woman in the country?! And as an added bonus, her contract marriage husband is handsome and dotes on her every second of the day! Hold your horses, buckle your seats and witness one of the greatest, husband spoiling wife stories you'll ever see! With satisfying face slaps lurking at every corner!

At first, I was just an ordinary student who joined the inauguration of Taekwondo new members club. But I don’t know what had just happened. Suddenly there was a mysterious object that dragged my friends and I into a forest in the middle of nowhere. I realized this world that is totally different from what I remember. So many oddities in this place. Starting from horned horses, meat-eating white rabbits, and three meters-tall giant mushrooms. Even though I didn’t believe it at all, I realized that I became one of those oddities. My name is Anggi Nandatria. I’m a Haier-Elvian, a human-fairy mixed race that is very rare in this world. Ilustrator: Jerifin

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

[ If You Love Culture Then You Are At The Right Place. ] [ Try giving a read to the first 15 chapters, only then decide whether to read further!!!] ---- Asher, got the shock of his life when, under mysterious circumstances, he got a second chance. As he ended up in the body of an 18-year-old, named Asher Blake, who was from the Same World which he was acquainted with. However, even if the world he was in was the same as before, this was a Cultivation World, where the strong ruled over the weak. Armed with his natural talents and a powerful cheat, Asher dived into a journey that was packed with Temptation, Seduction, and Mystery. Along the way, he found himself being accompanied by a bunch of Women, each with Unique Kinks and Powers of their own. As Asher continued his journey to explore this Crazy World, he succumbed to his Desires and had to face tough Moral Choices. Amidst all these challenges, Asher learns that in order for him to survive in this world, he didn’t simply require his strength, but something more than that! *** - NO Yuri - NO Netorare. - There will be MILFs, so you can expect Netori Cover Art is Created by AI. https://discord.gg/t9QBJM5maG Support the novel with GIFTS, Golden Tickets, Power Stones, Comments, and Reviews for more frequent updates. Even the tiniest bit of help does more for me than you can imagine.

[ Also Available on Royal Road ] After a painful breakup, a 28-year-old literature teacher is unexpectedly transported to a mystical medieval world with his loyal college assistant. In a land where words have the power to shape reality, their literary knowledge becomes their greatest advantage. As they explore this strange new realm, they uncover a dangerous secret: the godlike creator has lost control, and now the characters are alive—and free to make their own choices. ______________________________________ What to expect: 1. Narrative Driven, the story may be a litrpg but the focus is less from the stat blocks and more to the characters and plot. Although, the stats are still very much significant.  2. Conflicts are real, this means that the main characters don't just get better and move on from past traumas right away. Improvement is gradual. If you don't like waiting, or feeling pain before having the strength to overcome it, this might not be for you (sorry, I've decided to take it to the unconventional direction) 3. There is a potential slow burn romance subplot and potential love interests depending on plot progression and audience interaction. But, I'd like to make it clear that this is not a harem. 4. A whole lot of literary allusions, if you enjoy popular and classic literature, you're in for a ride! 5. Explores the struggles of a modern day teacher in depth. This story is a quest for redemption,  6. The main characters are human, this means that they aren't the typical Mary Sue or Gary Stew kinda characters. Capable of making good decisions as much as they're capable of making mistakes. ______________________________________ Sidenote: It isn't excessively violent, in fact, it's the opposite. Just wanted to put the warning since some chapter has mild descriptions of violence. Erring on the side of caution would be best. ______________________________________ This journey is a quest for redemption, a confrontation of past regrets and the reimagination life and love in a world as fluid as ink on a page. 

A man who has chosen a different, slower path. Most active players who haven't given up on completing the game go to higher floors soon after they get unlocked, if not immediately. However, the main character realizes that there must be a reason each world is so large and detailed. There must be a reward for exploring a world, even if it has been cleared after defeating the main boss monster. And so, he decides to stay and do what he has always loved to do in video games, explore and discover. To embark on an epic adventure. Or maybe he was simply scared in the early stages of the game. This is a deadly game after all, one in which millions are trapped.

Lanjutan dari "Drop Blood: Amai Akai" Setelah mengalami tragedi yang selalu muncul beberapa kali, akhirnya dia kembali berakhir lebih buruk lagi, apalagi dia telah mengandung bayi dari sosok pria yang lebih kejam dari serigala gunung. Akankah penerus garis darah kutukan akan lahir? Atau hanya kisah hubungan dewasa yang bahkan tak bisa di sebut cinta.

Billie Bob Jones never intended to work with the second richest man on Earth, yet after being asked to do a favor for his best friend he found himself in a dilemma. Not only had he caught the attention of the famed billionaire, he had also caught the attention of the most dangerous man on Earth. His simple life of riding horses, competing in rodeos and helping his stepdad Clyde on the ranch gets upturned when he becomes the new prey of the one and only Benedito Goncalo Cruz Pereira.

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS*

A powerful wondering soul who has been jumping from world to world has came to his 35th world And found the body of a beautiful boy who looks to be the age of ___ But unfortunately the boy was already gone from this world And as the soul was going to explode this new world the empty vessel of the body sucked the soul into it! Now the all powerful wondering soul is stuck in this unfortunately body! how will the soul live in its first ever body in a world that he has no knowledge of? ______________________________________ to excuse the bad writing and how slow the story is going this is a slow processing story! hehe

Mengulang kembali takdir terjadi padaku! 40 tahun setelah sahabatku menghancurkan hidupku, sebuah garis menghampiri diriku menuntunku ke kehidupan baru sebagai Cucu dari sahabat yang mengkhianati diriku. Kehidupan menuntunku kepada kebenaran di dunia yang sangat baru dan kali ini takdir membawa diriku sebagai anak bernama Twillight Fernandez

Gary is the cheater with a famous artist. While his wife, Isana, had to work hard to pay off mortgage installments. Winola is a top artist who tends to shackle Gary with her charm since seven years ago. Henry is a dark horse. Henry had to get engaged to Winola due to family compulsion for business reasons. How can these four people relate to each other?

Gary si tukang selingkuh dengan artis ternama. Sementara istrinya, Isana, harus bekerja keras untuk melunasi cicilan KPR rumah. Winola adalah artis papan atas yang cenderung membelenggu Gary dengan pesonanya sejak tujuh tahun lalu. Henry sebagai kuda hitam. Henry harus bertunangan dengan Winola karena paksaan keluarga demi alasan bisnis. Bagaimana empat orang ini bisa saling berhubungan?

Samuel, Donovan and Gary are tasked with an important mission. Live normally as a student in the world's most prestigious school of magic. They must maintain an open persona and kind attitude while they live in the school. But they fail miserably at that. As their reputation sinks to the ground when trying to accomplish their second mission. Their true mission. A terrorist group named 'The Red Hand' had infiltrated the school for an unknown reason, and it's up to them to find out and stop them. Will they successfully thwart 'The Red Hand' or will they die trying? (TW: Deaths, Heavy injuries, Harsh Language, There will be kids dying. I warned you.)

|Stripper×Mafia boss×CEO| [Volume one: Heaven's hell] "On your knees," he said and she did as ordered. He tied a silk cloth around her eyes to make sure that she can't look at him while he fucks her. She feels disrespected every time he does this but who was she to deny him when he has her heart in his palms? "Can you kiss me today, please?" she begged but her begging didn't matter. It was only returned with a smack on her ass as a punishment. "You know that I don't kiss. Stop making silly demands or you can leave." "I am sorry, master." That's how it was; she wasn't respected enough, but still, she couldn't leave. He had her heart while she was just a booty call. She would endure everything just to get some more time with him but still, she wasn't appreciated. And when she finally decides to move on, he is on his knees, begging her to stay. And what was the 'so-called handsome CEO' doing in the orphanage where she goes every now and then? He couldn't seem to tear his eyes away from her. The once ignored girl was now being chased by two important figures and everyone started calling her 'The irresistible slow poison' On top of everything, the cute children were there to make things a thousand times better. Her besties were her protectors. They gave her so much happiness and love that she forgot all of her pain. Yet there's someone after her life. Unexpected things start to happen one after another. A book with diverse cultures, races, and love and full of angst. Fast-paced but also a slow burn. PS: the cover isn't mine.

Kai was a young coffee enthusiast who dreamed of opening his own coffee shop, a place where he could pour his passion into every cup and create a welcoming space for everyone. But fate had other plans. When he dies heroically saving a stranger, Kai finds himself reincarnated in a medieval fantasy world, where magic, mythical creatures, and unfamiliar customs are part of daily life. In this new world, Kai is given a mysterious store system that lets him open his long-dreamed-of coffee shop, complete with the ability to unlock unique, magical ingredients. Starting from scratch, he sets up a humble stand and begins crafting coffee blends that soon catch the attention of villagers. His signature brew, the calming Silverleaf coffee, becomes an instant hit, drawing people from beyond the village, even attracting an alchemist interested in a partnership. As word of his coffee shop spreads, Kai’s Brew becomes more than just a business—it becomes a haven for all who pass through. Along the way, Kai navigates the challenges of a fantasy world, forming bonds with quirky villagers, collaborating with local adventurers, and exploring rare ingredients that lend his brews magical effects. Through each cup he serves, Kai finds purpose, friendship, and a chance to live his dream of creating the perfect coffee experience—one brew at a time. "A Slow Life Coffee Tale in Another World" is a cozy, heartwarming journey of finding purpose, building community, and making dreams come true, no matter the world.

Tsukiyomi Ray, an ordinary guy abandoned in his childhood, wakes up one day in a mysterious forest. He's not in his world anymore, and to top it off, he's transformed into a member of the Lunarian race. Ray tries to survive in the perilous forest, unaware of the danger lurking around him. But fate has something unexpected in store. Ray finds himself surrounded by a group of powerful and captivating women who are inexplicably drawn to him. As they form a harem, their bond grows stronger every day, filled with adventure, romance, and mischief. Together, Ray and his overpowered waifus explore the enchanting world they've been thrown into. They face thrilling battles against monstrous foes and unravel the secrets of their own existence. Their journey pushes them to their limits, testing their relationships and powers. Join Tsukiyomi Ray and his harem as they navigate a world brimming with magic, danger, and heartwarming moments. Experience their captivating daily lives and witness their bonds strengthen while uncovering the mysteries that surround them. It is a novel about the slow life of a guy named Ray and his OP waifus. [Note: Picture used in this novel is not mine. It belongs to it's rightful owner. Also, sorry for my bad writings, as I am bad at it. Also, please support this novel by voting it with Powerstone.]

"Now that you know " he said , as he took a slow step ahead, his presence swallowing up the space between us, " The real game begins"

This is Piper Cloudspire's first visit to the town of Fernwick with her caravan and four horses. She enjoys the town's sprawling meadows and delicious food. But Fernwick is not as safe as it seems. At night, rumors speak of shadowy figures who abduct anyone caught outside after dark. As the sun sets, every door and window is tightly shut. To make matters worse, an old mansion echoes with eerie screams that send chills down everyone's spine. What secrets is this small town hiding?

A once in a millennium event is currently being anticipated by all the people of Vesmir. They are outside of their own homes waiting for a special phenomen to happen. They gaze above the skies and saw the one of the two moons of their planet, slowly covered the sun. Suddenly the azure colored sky of Vesmir was hastily change its color into a dark crimson. When the sky of Vesmir became dark crimson, the people of Vesmir was amazed by the phenomenon they are seeing. After a while million of stars twinkle around the moon, slowly turning the dark crimson sky to its original azure color. Among those millions stars there were less than 0.0001.% star that shines brightly compared to the other stars. However, if you look closely as if the dark crimson sky was fighting the million of stars they get a stalemate. People then saw the second moon covered the sun. Suddenly the whole world was casted by shadow and darkness. All of the people of Vesmir suddenly felt feer and safe at the same time. Then after a while the sky returned to its original azure color because it was still in the afternoon. There is no million of stars. There is no dark crimson sky. In a old hut at the top of the mountain, an oldman with a white clothes. The oldman looks like a benevolent and you can see a white aura flickering on and off out of his body. He witness all this phenomenon at the hut's window. The catastrophe that was delayed are happening.The seal of the world are slowly weakening. That race will find this world. No, they already find it. The sacrifice that they made to hide this world from them this is lonely weakening. Alas it would still happen. Are all those sacrifice they did, are for these generation to face?" He asked weakly. No one answered. The oldman looks at his body. He saw his body was very slowly turning into dust. "I do not have much time. I need to inform the guardians of all the races about the impending storm that is coming. They need to focus to armed the new generation especially the Chosen Ones. They would be the the sword that would purge the chaos and shield that would protect it's people of this world from the chatastrophe that would happen. Those who have been sealed cannot do anything, the only solution is to train those new generation." Looking at the window, as he gaves at the sun. "The structure of the universe is gonna completely change in this era. Can this world survive?" The old man did not include the shadow in his premonitions and just bypass it. The old man stands weakly, get his walking stick then go wherever he plans to do. *** Argus Orpheus an orphan who survive from a Gate break. He lives for 10 years alone. "Argus Orpheus, Unique Class Awakener, Type: Summoner." A class that is said to be average by many. Argus was also walking a path of summoner no one has succeeded thus far. Argus awakened a power that was no being should possess. As he begins his journey, Argus slowly uncovers the truth of this mysteries about himself. Watch as Argus embarked his chaotic journey.

Alec has Never felt love or joy in his life and see his life as hopeless and pointless but Eliot still comes back in his life no matter what! This is a angst slow burn gay love story! (by the way this is going to be a webtoon when done!)

The end is also the beginning. The story's protagonist Zaho Xiu is a man with half soul after a date full incounter his soul travelled time and space and arrived in a world which is about to end. This is a story how he survived through the end of the world with his "slow" partner and his family. Lin mu the "slow" partner is he really slow as he seems.

Gary was just working as a waiter when suddenly, he met upperclassmen and suddenly his life changed. The start of his journey begins here, in Awakening. Hope you enjoy :)

A fantasy about demons and if this book goes well there will be more to follow like it says trilogy.. "You cant just go vampire on people and you cant be destroying buildings Lidia."Gary yelled at me "Since when did you become my master or become caring in how I act? Huh Gary because I can be a vampire if I want you dont know how I feel."I shouted back "You almost ran innocent nuns down and you destroyed a building and Almost destroyed a nunnery. You took a pillar of their church out. And I had to break you out of that place you destroyed."Gary yelled back. "Those people was kidnapping people against their will falsely accused of being crazy and making them drugged so they could make them into weapons I did what was necessary." I said kicking things on the ground in the grocery store "You was mad and then those two made you flip today and you attacked them correct?"Gary asked "They was annoying me yes but someone came in wanting to rob the place and I went vampire they tried to stop me and got hurt. But I didnt touch the clerk."I said An upcoming chapter....