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A man who has chosen a different, slower path. Most active players who haven't given up on completing the game go to higher floors soon after they get unlocked, if not immediately. However, the main character realizes that there must be a reason each world is so large and detailed. There must be a reward for exploring a world, even if it has been cleared after defeating the main boss monster. And so, he decides to stay and do what he has always loved to do in video games, explore and discover. To embark on an epic adventure. Or maybe he was simply scared in the early stages of the game. This is a deadly game after all, one in which millions are trapped.

Ventren, a massive Dullahan warrior, faces a brutal betrayal by the very friends he trusted. Left to die in the ruins of an ancient fortress, Ventren is wounded and abandoned, his loyal horse slain alongside him. Fuelled by pain and a relentless thirst for vengeance, he swears to rise again—not only to honour his fallen steed but to exact revenge on the traitors. /TQXpYAGwJ5

Kai was a young coffee enthusiast who dreamed of opening his own coffee shop, a place where he could pour his passion into every cup and create a welcoming space for everyone. But fate had other plans. When he dies heroically saving a stranger, Kai finds himself reincarnated in a medieval fantasy world, where magic, mythical creatures, and unfamiliar customs are part of daily life. In this new world, Kai is given a mysterious store system that lets him open his long-dreamed-of coffee shop, complete with the ability to unlock unique, magical ingredients. Starting from scratch, he sets up a humble stand and begins crafting coffee blends that soon catch the attention of villagers. His signature brew, the calming Silverleaf coffee, becomes an instant hit, drawing people from beyond the village, even attracting an alchemist interested in a partnership. As word of his coffee shop spreads, Kai’s Brew becomes more than just a business—it becomes a haven for all who pass through. Along the way, Kai navigates the challenges of a fantasy world, forming bonds with quirky villagers, collaborating with local adventurers, and exploring rare ingredients that lend his brews magical effects. Through each cup he serves, Kai finds purpose, friendship, and a chance to live his dream of creating the perfect coffee experience—one brew at a time. "A Slow Life Coffee Tale in Another World" is a cozy, heartwarming journey of finding purpose, building community, and making dreams come true, no matter the world.

Welcome to Hell’s Game. [Entering instance: Bloody Restaurant] [The position you applied for: Delivery Person] [Your customers include: a fat otaku emitting a corpse stench, a maid who bursts at the slightest disagreement...] [Your colleagues include: A boss who's too pretty to be human, A cow or a horse in the literal sense, a man-eating tree that swears in French...] Facing these incredible characters, Liu Zheng, who wanted to be a decent person, had no choice but to give up on humanity.

Samuel, Donovan and Gary are tasked with an important mission. Live normally as a student in the world's most prestigious school of magic. They must maintain an open persona and kind attitude while they live in the school. But they fail miserably at that. As their reputation sinks to the ground when trying to accomplish their second mission. Their true mission. A terrorist group named 'The Red Hand' had infiltrated the school for an unknown reason, and it's up to them to find out and stop them. Will they successfully thwart 'The Red Hand' or will they die trying? (TW: Deaths, Heavy injuries, Harsh Language, There will be kids dying. I warned you.)

|Stripper×Mafia boss×CEO| [Volume one: Heaven's hell] "On your knees," he said and she did as ordered. He tied a silk cloth around her eyes to make sure that she can't look at him while he fucks her. She feels disrespected every time he does this but who was she to deny him when he has her heart in his palms? "Can you kiss me today, please?" she begged but her begging didn't matter. It was only returned with a smack on her ass as a punishment. "You know that I don't kiss. Stop making silly demands or you can leave." "I am sorry, master." That's how it was; she wasn't respected enough, but still, she couldn't leave. He had her heart while she was just a booty call. She would endure everything just to get some more time with him but still, she wasn't appreciated. And when she finally decides to move on, he is on his knees, begging her to stay. And what was the 'so-called handsome CEO' doing in the orphanage where she goes every now and then? He couldn't seem to tear his eyes away from her. The once ignored girl was now being chased by two important figures and everyone started calling her 'The irresistible slow poison' On top of everything, the cute children were there to make things a thousand times better. Her besties were her protectors. They gave her so much happiness and love that she forgot all of her pain. Yet there's someone after her life. Unexpected things start to happen one after another. A book with diverse cultures, races, and love and full of angst. Fast-paced but also a slow burn. PS: the cover isn't mine.

Charlotte Armistead used to be a Japanese girl from Earth, but one day, she died in a freak accident. Taking pity on her, God decided to allow her to live in another world at maximum level and power so that she could feel powerful and obtain glory. However, when Charlotte stepped into this new world, she only wanted to sleep and eat. This is a story about how Charlotte will work all night to ensure nothing gets done.

Shen Hao traveled through time and arrived in the Great Qian Dynasty. Just in time, he encountered a famine year. Hunger was widespread for thousands of miles. There were refugees everywhere. Men, women, the elderly, and children were all sallow and emaciated, without even a mouthful of full meal to eat. Shen Hao exchanged a bucket of instant noodles for a lovely and obedient wife. Moreover, he discovered that he could shuttle back and forth between the two worlds and engage in trading of materials. Shen Hao exchanged near-expiry food for gold, silver, and jewels and took them to be sold in modern times. In an instant, he got a beautiful wife, luxury cars, and villas. He even hoarded supplies and advanced into the Great Qian Dynasty, recruited soldiers and bought horses, becoming a prominent and powerful family there.

“Look at you, you were this teeny-weeny when you were little.” Using both hands, Shao Zifeng gestures how small his pet beast used to be. He then raises his head and looks at the gigantic being in front of him. “Just how did you grow into this ferocious form?”

[ If You Love Culture Then You Are At The Right Place. ] [ Try giving a read to the first 15 chapters, only then decide whether to read further!!!] ---- Asher, got the shock of his life when, under mysterious circumstances, he got a second chance. As he ended up in the body of an 18-year-old, named Asher Blake, who was from the Same World which he was acquainted with. However, even if the world he was in was the same as before, this was a Cultivation World, where the strong ruled over the weak. Armed with his natural talents and a powerful cheat, Asher dived into a journey that was packed with Temptation, Seduction, and Mystery. Along the way, he found himself being accompanied by a bunch of Women, each with Unique Kinks and Powers of their own. As Asher continued his journey to explore this Crazy World, he succumbed to his Desires and had to face tough Moral Choices. Amidst all these challenges, Asher learns that in order for him to survive in this world, he didn’t simply require his strength, but something more than that! *** - NO Yuri - NO Netorare. - There will be MILFs, so you can expect Netori Cover Art is Created by AI. https://discord.gg/t9QBJM5maG Support the novel with GIFTS, Golden Tickets, Power Stones, Comments, and Reviews for more frequent updates. Even the tiniest bit of help does more for me than you can imagine.

You never know the value of something until you lose it? For Brooke that couldn't have been more farther from the truth! After being cheated by her husband and younger sister, Brooke's miserable life of abuse takes a complete turn for the better when she finally signs the divorce papers! But things are only just getting better! What's this? She's been made joint heir to a multi-billion dollar company?! She's bought her stepfather's puny agency?! She's now the richest woman in the country?! And as an added bonus, her contract marriage husband is handsome and dotes on her every second of the day! Hold your horses, buckle your seats and witness one of the greatest, husband spoiling wife stories you'll ever see! With satisfying face slaps lurking at every corner!

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

A once in a millennium event is currently being anticipated by all the people of Vesmir. They are outside of their own homes waiting for a special phenomen to happen. They gaze above the skies and saw the one of the two moons of their planet, slowly covered the sun. Suddenly the azure colored sky of Vesmir was hastily change its color into a dark crimson. When the sky of Vesmir became dark crimson, the people of Vesmir was amazed by the phenomenon they are seeing. After a while million of stars twinkle around the moon, slowly turning the dark crimson sky to its original azure color. Among those millions stars there were less than 0.0001.% star that shines brightly compared to the other stars. However, if you look closely as if the dark crimson sky was fighting the million of stars they get a stalemate. People then saw the second moon covered the sun. Suddenly the whole world was casted by shadow and darkness. All of the people of Vesmir suddenly felt feer and safe at the same time. Then after a while the sky returned to its original azure color because it was still in the afternoon. There is no million of stars. There is no dark crimson sky. In a old hut at the top of the mountain, an oldman with a white clothes. The oldman looks like a benevolent and you can see a white aura flickering on and off out of his body. He witness all this phenomenon at the hut's window. The catastrophe that was delayed are happening.The seal of the world are slowly weakening. That race will find this world. No, they already find it. The sacrifice that they made to hide this world from them this is lonely weakening. Alas it would still happen. Are all those sacrifice they did, are for these generation to face?" He asked weakly. No one answered. The oldman looks at his body. He saw his body was very slowly turning into dust. "I do not have much time. I need to inform the guardians of all the races about the impending storm that is coming. They need to focus to armed the new generation especially the Chosen Ones. They would be the the sword that would purge the chaos and shield that would protect it's people of this world from the chatastrophe that would happen. Those who have been sealed cannot do anything, the only solution is to train those new generation." Looking at the window, as he gaves at the sun. "The structure of the universe is gonna completely change in this era. Can this world survive?" The old man did not include the shadow in his premonitions and just bypass it. The old man stands weakly, get his walking stick then go wherever he plans to do. *** Argus Orpheus an orphan who survive from a Gate break. He lives for 10 years alone. "Argus Orpheus, Unique Class Awakener, Type: Summoner." A class that is said to be average by many. Argus was also walking a path of summoner no one has succeeded thus far. Argus awakened a power that was no being should possess. As he begins his journey, Argus slowly uncovers the truth of this mysteries about himself. Watch as Argus embarked his chaotic journey.

Malice is the neighbor of Benevolence. Aether resides in the Soul, Fate's hands are strings. Struggle is the companion of Comfort. In a unique world that cultivates Aether, A group of students is summoned— Fire, Water, Air, and Earth— And one who seeks to stand at the pinnacle of all races.

Tetsuo Kawaguchi is starting his first years in high school, after various encounter with people from his past and present, we find that there is much more to him that meets the eye. Notice: the story is slow paced . ???- this sign is used when background characters are speaking

I will upload a chapter once a week, every Sunday. I’m a very slow writer and still new to writing, but once I gain more confidence in my skills, you can expect chapters at a more frequent rate.

A powerful wondering soul who has been jumping from world to world has came to his 35th world And found the body of a beautiful boy who looks to be the age of ___ But unfortunately the boy was already gone from this world And as the soul was going to explode this new world the empty vessel of the body sucked the soul into it! Now the all powerful wondering soul is stuck in this unfortunately body! how will the soul live in its first ever body in a world that he has no knowledge of? ______________________________________ to excuse the bad writing and how slow the story is going this is a slow processing story! hehe

Hope you enjoy your stay.(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ Super slow update btw :33 Still no romance though:)))

Prince Kieth, the fourth and weakest of seven royal siblings, was never expected to rise to greatness. Although his physical abilities were lacking, his sharp mind and strategic prowess made him a valuable asset to the kingdom of Elora. But when his fiancée, the beautiful and treacherous Madison, conspires with his womanizing older brother, Prince Mike, their betrayal sets off a chain of events that leaves Kieth exiled and heartbroken. During a fateful event at the prestigious Mystic Academy, their plan comes to fruition, shattering Kieth's place in the kingdom and turning him into an outcast. Banished by his father, King Darion, Kieth is forced to leave the kingdom he once protected, wandering into the perilous wilderness beyond Elora's gates. With nothing left but his intelligence and survival instincts, Kieth must navigate *The Darkwood*, a dangerous forest filled with deadly creatures and ancient secrets. Despair grips him as he faces betrayal from both his family and the people of Elora, but he knows survival is only the beginning of his journey. As Kieth ventures deeper into the wild, fate introduces him to new allies, including a mysterious elven princess, and new enemies, such as *Specter*, an elite assassin sent by Prince Mike to ensure Kieth never returns. As Kieth grapples with his own powers, hidden potential, and the magical weapon known as the *Lunar String*, he begins to plot his return. In a tale woven with fate, survival, and revenge, Kieth must rise from the wilderness as the forsaken prince, reclaiming his destiny. His journey will challenge not only his intellect but his heart, as he fights to overthrow the corruption that threatens to engulf the kingdom. Will Kieth emerge victorious, or will the whispers of fate bind him forever to the wild?

Lanjutan dari "Drop Blood: Amai Akai" Setelah mengalami tragedi yang selalu muncul beberapa kali, akhirnya dia kembali berakhir lebih buruk lagi, apalagi dia telah mengandung bayi dari sosok pria yang lebih kejam dari serigala gunung. Akankah penerus garis darah kutukan akan lahir? Atau hanya kisah hubungan dewasa yang bahkan tak bisa di sebut cinta.

Nathaniel, a worker in the Manila library encountered a strange phenomenon which he didn't expect to exist. Standing in front of him at the park is a horse devil which poses a threat to his safety.

“If He Can Cheat, Two Can Play That Game” Camelia knew nothing but revenge when she was reborn. A young girl madly in love with her knight, Michael. Many would shun their relationship but Camelia was lucky to have kind parents. The marques not only accepted their love but also made the orphan boy Earl in his territory. Everything was like a dream until it broke. With blood dripping from the dagger, Michael sauntered towards Camelia and slit her throat. His lover, Katherine, laughing and enjoying the scene. “I vow to take revenge for the death of my family. Even if I have to haunt you as a ghost, I am ready to wander for eternity. I will come... To take revenge.” Her eyes closed with burning desire. But when she opened them again, she was back to their honeymoon. Now.. will she slit his throat that instant or... Burn him with her slow revenge? Excerpt: The cold eyes of man crawled over her skin like a reptile coiling her into its tight grip, but she stared back firmly, “So, you are telling me you will return the land to my family if I help you in ruining your husband. The one you had a love marriage with?” a hint of mockery in his perfectly chiseled face when she grimaced. “I will give you my land, Damien. I am sure you can not use the word return here. But yes, as long as you will help me in taking my revenge. I will give you everything I have." So what if he was a devil, she was ready to sell her soul for revenge. “Hmm, you said everything.” His lips twisted into a nefarious smile. “Eek!” Ethan, his aid covered his lips as he could already imagine a dagger in the hands of his master. ‘How could you smile like that when you were planning to kill this woman before she knocked on the door.’

A young man who was bread to be a hero is betrayed and is now on a mission for revenge

Lalie was a sweet young girl. Suddenly woke up in a world completely different from where she is originally from. Modern buildings were replaced by ancient palaces. There were no modern vehicles, instead she saw horse drawn carriages! Even the people around her looked different! In world where were technology doesn't exist, in a place where runes and magic rules. How can she fit in? Hate is her number one enemy, and in every turn, danger awaits. But something unexpected happen... Then again, will she get back to her world? Or will she choose to stay?

Watching his world get devoured Infront of him, a wave of sadness washed over him, he had been helpless in front of this entity, he the so called hero. But the universe had not given up on him as it offered him a chance of redemption, a chance to join others like him to gain strength to challenge this entity, the infinite tower reached out to him

In a world where love is just a business deal, Ronald Gary finds himself entangled in a contract marriage with Grace Martins, a woman he barely knows but whose presence begins to stir unexpected emotions within him. As they embark on a honeymoon in a secluded paradise, the lines between pretense and reality blur, leading Ronald to question everything he thought he wanted. Caught between the expectations of family and the thrill of newfound connection, Ronald grapples with his growing feelings for Grace, who proves to be more than just a pretty face—she is ambitious, passionate, and determined to make the best of their unconventional arrangement. But when whispers of their union reach Anabelle Stone, Ronald's past love, tensions rise and secrets unravel. As their journey unfolds, Ronald and Grace must confront the true meaning of love, trust, and the possibility of a future together. Will they embrace their unexpected bond, or will the ghosts of their pasts tear them apart?

The worst thing to happen to me was a horse. A horse, you asked? Yes, a one of a kind, a Belgian Draft talking mare named Elly. I was separated from my platoon after a unexpected firefight when she captured me against my will. Who was this talking mare and why does she want anything to do with me, a lowly corporal in the US Army during America's invasion of Iran. She said she needed my help and wouldn't take no for an answer. Nor will she let me out of her sight, even for a moment. Better to stick with her I reasoned than take my chances with local residents and roaming militia on the hunt for lone American soldiers like me in the besieged city of Ahvaz. When I do finally get back to my platoon the first question they'll ask is; "James Smelly, what the hell have you been doing with that horse."

One Night. Just One Night. It took just one night to change Zemira's whole life. In one night, she had met the Mad Viscount. In that same night, she had a one-night stand with him. Zemira is plunged out of her crazy and wild lifestyle after she discovered that she was carrying Cassian's baby. She was going to be a mother. Which meant no drinking late at night, no more wild horse racing, no more vaping, no more hanging out with the Duke's son...because she was getting married to the Mad Viscount. Zemira has to deal with the consequences of a one-night stand and learn things about her husband...and maybe fall in love with him

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