Become A Comedy Writer

Li Wei, a modern-day office worker, has always dreamed of being reincarnated into a world of cultivation, where he could wield unimaginable power and live out epic adventures. However, when he gets his wish and wakes up in the body of a lowly sect master in a world full of martial arts and spiritual energy, he quickly realizes that his new life is far from glorious. Transmigrated into the Xuanwu Sect, located in a region with weak spiritual energy and nearly nonexistent resources, Li Wei is tasked with revitalizing the sect and leading it to greatness. But there’s one problem—he knows absolutely nothing about cultivation, leadership, or even how to keep a disciple from laughing at his ridiculous attempts at training. With the help of the mysterious Strongest Sectmaster System, Li Wei must complete difficult tasks, unlock rewards, and grow the sect from the ground up. The problem? He’s completely underprepared, hilariously unqualified, and surrounded by powerful cultivators who are way out of his league. From facing hilarious challenges, mishaps, and an army of eccentric disciples, Li Wei will have to navigate this new world with humor, wit, and maybe a little luck. Can he turn his weak sect into a powerful force? Or will his clumsy leadership become the stuff of legend? One thing's for sure—this journey will be anything but boring.

Since the dawn of time, storytelling has been a crucial part of our existence. Now, allow me to share my tale—a journey filled with trials, tribulations, and triumphs. I've been beaten and hurt, yet I've also found love and moments of pure happiness. It's a long and winding story, full of unexpected twists and turns. So, sit back and listen carefully, for the closer you pay attention, the more the details might elude you. Embrace the mystery, the laughter, and the paradoxes that make this story uniquely mine. Hahahahahaha. Join me on this unforgettable adventure, where every chapter reveals a new layer of my life and the lessons learned along the way.

Eileen Caldwell had always been the epitome of a laid-back individual. From her early years to her teens, her passion for leisure rivaled that of any professional napper. School was merely a necessary inconvenience, and she found herself comfortably situated at the bottom of her class hierarchy, much to the chagrin of her teachers and the bemusement of her peers. However, all of this changed on her 18th birthday signaling her transition into adulthood, a mysterious system was activated, one that would upend her world of sloth and slumber. Gone were the days of lounging around without consequence; instead, Eileen found herself thrust into a destiny she could scarcely have imagined. This newly activated system, with its stern mandate against idleness, revealed to Eileen her true potential: she was destined to become one of the most formidable mages the world had ever seen. No longer could she while away the hours in blissful ignorance; instead, she was called upon to harness her latent magical abilities and rise to the challenge that lay before her.

Vanquish the dark gods, banish the dragon, and defend the land of Avoner. Messenger of Light: "Darkness be gone, for only light shall remain." Apostle of Gaia: "Destruction is rebirth; all things must perish." Limon Darwin: "Light and darkness coexist; true power lies in balance." The tale of a sinner’s adventure and battles in another world—hero or demon, only time will tell.

In a post-apocalyptic fantasy world layered into multiple realms, humanity faces extinction due to their endangerment of the main realm. Forced to merge all realms back into one, a deity grants humans a leveling system to empower them, lest they become extinct when facing the mythical creatures. Noah, our protagonist, embraces the role of a monster tamer, trading his humanity for strength and eventually transforming into a monster himself. As Noah struggles with his evolving identity, he must navigate a world where the line between human and monster becomes increasingly blurred. Feedback is definitely appreciated, good or bad, lets make the story good together. I will like to note that the main character isn’t completely ruthless like some of you may want. There’s a lot of stories out there with ruthless, bloodthirsty, cold hearted main characters so if that’s what your interest in then I’m sorry to disappoint you. Release chapters will only be one chapter a day on weekdays. The releases will become more consistent depending on how well the story does.

Original Story by Future Past - Do not translate without my permission and consent! Language: English For Indonesian version available on my Wattpad page (with illustrations) @FuturePast353414. --- Welcome to FuPa's Class! Greetings, Mortals. I am Professor FuPa, the Head of the Palica A Mec Mage Association, I’m a 7th-semester wizard. Join my class to gain knowledge and experience from one of the most powerful wizards in the world. Don't forget to watch my live stream on my Wiz-Tube Channel, FuPa's Class! --- Follow Professor FuPa’s journey to become the most famous streamer on Earth. Take care and enjoy the rest of your day, Mortals!

Ye Chen was an honest and hardworking man, but he caught his girlfriend who was having an affair with a wealthy second generation, because of his sadness he decided to return to his hometown to calm down, while on his way he met a god cultivator and ended up being his student . After that his life began to change, on the right and left arms holding the Beautiful girl, from the start of the School flower, rich young women, beautiful teachers, beauty Ceo, famous beauty stars, beautiful goddesses. one by one the women came to him

[Mutual Pampering・No Misunderstandings] Having completed her mission as the Empress in Another World, Mu Lingyun was reborn back into her original world, still facing the plight of having nothing and being bullied by everyone. Mu Lingyun said, "No worries, let's sign in first." 【Sign-in successful, congratulations on obtaining a new identity: the lost young miss of one of the capital's four great families, the Rong Family】 So, Grandpa: Little Yunyun, the billion in the card is the New Year’s money Grandpa has saved for you over the years... Dad: Little Yunyun, you said you wanted to be a superstar when you grew up. Our family's entertainment company was created for you... to serve you alone... Mom: The jewelry they said you couldn't afford is made by Mom's company. Mom will transfer the company to you... Overbearing CEO Brother: Everyone who has bullied my sister, reflect on the edge of bankruptcy in silence! Top Influencer Second Brother: All who have badmouthed my sister, you're expelled from the fan club! Mu Lingyun: ...Why is it different from before? Forget it, let's sign in again to calm down a bit. 【Sign-in successful, congratulations on obtaining an additional identity: the beloved of the Crown Prince of the prominent, wealthy Ji Family】 Mu Lingyun: ...

Glen was reborn into the body of a young man from a noble Baron family. He, who had just adjusted to his new world, discovered a big secret that had been hidden in his family lineage. Getting this secret, Glen was surprised because the world of magic actually existed in the world when he came. With the help of his beautiful maid he manages to come into contact with the world of magic, and from there his new adventure begins. Wizards, kingdoms, different races, love, magic schools, world secrets, everything was ready for him to open and contact one by one. ###### This first book tells the story of the secrets of the magical world, Glen's magical school life, and his adventures. There is no system, Glen will only rely on his own abilities to be able to stand in the wizarding world. The magic found in Glen's school, summoning magic, spell casting magic, flying magic, potion magic, elemental magic, and combat magic etc.

Web novel writer Jin Han-sol, who had an unfortunate accident on a trip to England to clear his head, said, “This is… Big Ben?” When I opened my eyes, I found myself in the middle of the British Empire of the 19th century, where romance, literature, and racism breathed! You have to survive somehow, from the dockworker to the rich maid to the babysitter! The opportunity that came to him who had worked so hard that his feet were sweating, “Teacher! No, author! I’m glad to see you now!!” “…… You’re a writer?” “He’s the best writer of novels in London right now.” That chance, a fiction writer? At this time, the writing of the Great Moon, which will change the world with a single pen, begins to give cider to the bastards of the British Empire! _________ Release Schedule: 3 Chapters on Wednesday and 4 Chapters on Sunday

My whole life all I've ever been to him was a devoted trophy wife, who seats pretty at home awaiting his arrival, prepare him meals but never touches it, try all I could to get his attention only to hear him say, "you'll never be her" despite all he does I still love him or do I ? Now his ex is back and when I was just trying to move on from him, tragedy strikes will I be able to stand up to him, or continue being the other woman.

"Conquer the Universe! I shall reign all beings with Darkness~!" Daydreaming, Uzziah ascends to Immortality. And who knew that he would be killed at the same time? For real? No! Reincarnated to a new body, The 17th Great Cult Leader, Uzziah, shall rise once again! Wait- There's no magic in these world?!! Devastated, Uzziah spends 3 years living a "normal" life. Could he still become a God? Suddenly a screen pop out... [ System: ] [ Do you want to be a God? Become a Super star! ] Uzziah: Superstar? I refuse! System: Σ(ﾟДﾟ；) nani?!

I...AM...MOB CHARACTER!!! Sigh~ My name is Samael, I was an office sla- I mean a worker who worked 9 to 5. It was a daily routine of monotony until one fateful day when I went home only to find my best friend with my girlfriend. Betrayal was the first thing I felt, followed by rage. And after taking ‘care’ of them, My surroundings changed… Looking at my reflection in a mirror, I noticed my appearance had changed. Gone was the face of the disgruntled office worker; instead, "SAMAEL ASHWOOD!!!" a character from a novel I used to read. But this wasn't just any character; I had become him—the sacrificial best friend of the protagonist who was betrayed and died in just the first two chapters. PROTAGONIST DIED!? [Heavenly Destiny System Initializing...] [...] --------- A/N A vast world where power is law! There are many protagonists to plunder from! Tags: #Yandere Heroines, #Teacher-Student Relationship, #Elves, #Demons, #Beastmen #Maid, #Vampire, #Angel, #Incest...Etc

Once she woke up, Su Tingyun had become a 70 year old granny. After resigning to her fate with great difficulty, deciding to become a rich family's esteemed mother and residential big boss, she didn't expect that the scenario would change again. That husband of hers who had died on the battlefield was now the cultivation world's deity, and sent people to pick her up for celestial cultivation? Fine, she'll cultivate, but how did she accidentally cultivate into someone else's body? Changing old patterns up and playing swapping the frame… Young man, granny is 70 this year, is your taste heavy enough? This is translated by alyschu of Alyschu&Co, kookiedreamer, Yumeabyss I have pit this nobe onto this site so people can read it

A simple story about a guy who just wanted to talk. I wanted to tell a story kill some time and why not do something that I might possibly enjoy. Short tale about my history and what I'd wish would happen.

After Joe Cameron dies, he wakes up in a place he can't understand. He's given a Divine System and sent on a big adventure to make a new world. With these powers, Joe crafts humanity, molds the earth, and forges the heavens above. But while he's making everything, there are problems that threaten his god-like status. Follow Joe on a huge journey of making life, facing death, and trying to figure out why he's here in "What I become A God?."

Inhuman After 2025 the world never remain the same. A rare unknown plague hit the world that year and many people were affected by it. Sooner a new breed of humans emerged. They were called Inhumans. Because they did things ordinary humans can't, like jumping off a 100 storied building or getting hit by a truck with almost no injuries to sustain. They were seen as a threat. The government didn't have a choice but to kill them and remove the from existence. They claimed to give them a cure but what actually happened was that they were killed. But little do they know that they are the ones to save them. Apart from the humans, animals were infected by that plague. They turned into monsters, destroying and killing people. Only the Inhumans can stop them. But then again humans are still humans. Those who were affected by the plague became selfish. They became greedy. They used this as an opportunity to get what they want. And because of that, the Evil Inhumans became of them. But there's a reason for everything. Jake, a 17 year old boy with great power is an Inhuman. Unlike any other Inhumans, Jake is the "Pre-destined One". Having the ability to manipulate lightning, shadow time and blood and being granted Guardian Beasts, Jake is a force to be reckoned with. But his only problem is his lack of contract over his powers and his dark side. Together with his friends they embark on a journey. Running away from the government and slaying monsters and the Evil Inhumans, they have come to use their weaknesses as their strength and find out who they truly are.

After suffering a debilitating stroke that left him in a vegetative state, the once-indispensable genius writer, Kwon Eugene, finds himself in a startling situation. Inexplicably, he regresses back to his high school years in the United States. With the memories of his past accomplishments, including topping worldwide bestseller lists, he begins to wonder if the challenges of his teenage years might now seem easier in comparison. As he navigates this unexpected journey through time, Eugene is faced with the opportunity to rewrite his life’s story in ways he never imagined.

Ever wonder where villians come from, or why they exist? Well so does our main character, expect he finds out. And he doesn't like the answer he got. Turns out, evil exists, solely because good needs to exist. Villians exist solely because heroes need to exist. Yup, all that bullshit hatred, pain and suffering is because good "needs" to exist. ---‐‐‐------------ Covert art by Yusuf Ahmadi

If I Could Have Talent Like Him If I Could Become Rich If I Could Become Genius What Would Happen If The "if's"Were to Come True What Could Not Be The Possibilities If I Could Become A Great Swordsman If I Could Become A Genius Alchemist IF I COULD BECOME A GOD There Are Infinite Possibilities Join Adam In His Journey Of "If's" as he faces the infinite possibilities of "if" WARING[+18] [AUTHOR]I am new to writing and both my story are my fantasies based on and inspired by many light novel,manga and so on this story is my version and adaptation of many light novel and Manga I have read in a new form and would love to know where it will reach in future and look forward for it

A hundred years later, science has done so much that people have begun to become teleporters. But by being a teleport, they are not going to past or future, but are going to a different world called Titan. There are strange varieties of creatures and animals on this thirsty planet, and humans who are becoming volatile have to save their lives and move forward among them.

"What do you mean I'm in Calastro Academy?! That's just something I wrote when I was still a student?!" What happens when you are transported to a fantasy novel you didn't finish to write? That's what happened to Yman Caliesto when he got hit by lightning underneath a deluge. Now, he had to retrace his step as he navigates the world he created when he was still 18 years old. But the only problem is... His body is the same as the main characters of the story! 13, young, inexperienced, and completely talented. Will Yman find a way to go back home? Or will he forever be trapped inside the unfinished novel of his making.

A mercenary soldier from the future with the code Dark Saber is eager to retire soon. However, a dimensional crack disaster occurs on Earth, forcing him to fight against creatures from other dimensions. Despite Earth achieving victory, Dark Saber perishes in the battle. However, later he awakens in a strange place. "Wait, I know this place! It's..." ... He woke up in a game he hadn't played in a long time. And what's worse is, he possesses the body of an insignificant villain who is destined to die as the protagonist's stepping stone.

What would happen, when a man had 20 daughters and not a single son. This is a story where a 21st century man transmigrated from blue planet to a novel. He become the talk of the town, his wife were humiliated and being mocked as a hen cannot lay the eggs. Luckily this time he were transmigrated with a double system and both his parents also died.

Death, Depression, Poverty, Love issues – all things that a 27-year-old no-name writer faces. Yet, with one fateful day, and one fateful supernatural event, he gains the powers of a dead genius writer. Everything changes after that, and success after success comes to him. Yet, he has a rival in love and writing, one who is also a famous writer and the son of an international publishing corporation. This rival will do anything he can with his influence to beat him into submission. This is a story of a writer, who must succeed against all odds.