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Syonas has no magical talent but every genius has his ways, he manages to get himself a magical gift but it's not what he expected

"Ding. [Devourer Core Rank]70++ . [Rank] [Emperor]+9 . [Soul Rank Emperor]+8 . [THE-EATER]>>>>[1%]>>>[Peak Mortal-god] [Sanity Duration]>>>[20s] . . [Skills]. [Absolute Revival] & [Void Blood]". . . "So. . This Is A Peak Mortal-god Realm. . It's Wonderful!. . Betrayed and Killed by his Adulteress Wife and Backstabbing Friend. He is Revived by a strange System and comes back for a bloody Revenge!

> In a world without sin, one boy carries them all. Eidoria is a utopia ruled by divine code. Morality is scored. Emotions are regulated. And original sin? Long sealed away, exiled from human memory. Until now. IMER, a nameless orphan with no identity in the system, unlocks a forbidden cheat code buried deep in his soul: Sin-Eater_vΩ — the power to absorb, decode, and rewrite original sin. As he consumes Despair, Wrath, Envy and beyond, he uncovers the real story behind humanity’s “purification,” the lies of the Sanctifiers, and his own origin as a forgotten glitch in the divine program. The gods call him heretic. But he is more than a threat. He is the Last Sin Eater. Let the system tremble.

For months, Ellie and her mother had been planning their escape from House Gennan, choosing the day before a lavish party for their attempt at freedom when the attentive eyes of servants, guards, and their relatives were all on making sure the debut of House Gennan's challenger went smoothly. However, the sudden announcement of her legitimization and the early arrival of her betrothed threatened to unravel everything. Unbeknownst to Ellie, this event would soon lead to the awakening of her lineage, throwing her life into turmoil and forcing her to become an active participant in the grand scheme of things. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Here are some other things you should know: 1. There won't be a harem (or in the case of this novel, a reverse-harem). The novel is also heavily inspired by R.I., S.S., and The Poppy War. 2. The best I can do is 2 to 3 chapter per weeks since I'm currently working two jobs and a very important degree. 3. I'll keep it free to read so if you like what you see, you can support me through power stones and feedbacks. There is also a Patreon link if you want to donate and help me have more time to write. Thank you for reading.

Jake's live changed drastically as it was discovered that he had the potential to become a mage. Read as Jake leaves his house in order to join the Magical Academy. At first he thought he was just a guy with average potential but everything changed as he found out what attribute his magical powers had. He could become the mage who could defeat the empire which was constantly lurking over the kingdom he and his family lived in. I don't own the cover, so please message me if you want it down.

An unkown fugitive fleeing around the country in search of something or someone. A group of men on his trails, chasing him and catching up by the second. And Karl, living inside his lone hut, keeping to himself and studying peacefully... until he gets murdered. But death is only the beginning. After waking up, he has more questions than ever before and something new slumbering within him...

Borrowed Moments Three lives. One story woven through friendship, heartbreak, and the silent spaces where feelings hide. Anaya, Pradeep, and Satiya - each carrying their own scars, their own dreams - find themselves tangled in a connection that's deeper than words. Some bonds are easy. Some are complicated. And some... feel too precious to be named. Because even borrowed moments can change everything. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/733251/fictions

He had the words. He had the rose. He just didn’t have the courage. Glen is the quiet kid—the type who fades into the background, who watches more than he speaks. But behind his silence is a heart overflowing with unspoken feelings… and they all belong to her. Keira. She’s radiant, kind, and seemingly out of reach. Glen never found the right moment, never found the right words. Until graduation day. This was it. His last chance. But fear has a voice too. And sometimes, it’s louder than love. What he doesn’t know… is that Keira was carrying a secret of her own. A story about unspoken love and for anyone who’s ever wondered “what if.”

Ji-ho is an orphan with an ordinary life. School-work-home. That was the cycle of his life. But under the persuasion of his best friend Domi, he goes to a creepy shrine in the woods where he's transported to a parallel world filled with phantoms, monsters, ghosts and gods. He finds out that he is the first phantom eater the god of malice created, Ji-ji and his younger "brother", Momo is detained in a special prison. Ultimately, he breaks him out, creating enemies with the other phantom eaters. Meanwhile, more and more phantoms are escaping to Earth... (Pleas note: All gods, monsters, ghouls and characters are fictional and do not represent a culture of any kind)

In a world where your soul is all you have... everything comes at a price. A man wakes up with no name and no memory in a place called the "Soul Auction" — a dark realm where souls are sold, memories traded, and emotions bought and sold like commodities. Every deal brings him closer to the truth... or drives him deeper into madness. Who is he? And why does a mysterious woman whisper that he is the cause of this nightmare? Soul Auction is a dark psychological fantasy exploring themes of identity, guilt, and choice. In this world, survival means more than just staying alive... it means remembering who you were before you were sold piece by piece. ______ This novel is also published on RoyalRoad under my profile: https://www.royalroad.com/profile/740667 I am the original author of this work.

*Caution* *TABOO CONTENT* *STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT* THIS CONTENT IS VERY HARMFUL FOR A NORMAL PERSON'S MIND. __________________________________ Jimmy is an ordinary man who lives a life of a play boy. But one day . due to god's mistake he fell down on the road then a truck hit him *Baam* and game over . Then he open his eyes and seen god then God grant him 4 wishes to be reborn in another world He choose " 1st I want to have power to manipulate dreams and mind "( huh I will manipulate laddies and girls to fuck them hehehee) " Huh what , why do you even want that , huh forget it what next" "2nd I want eyes that can see through weakness of all "( It will help to break thier will by telling thier weak zones hehehe) "Ok ok next , and it quick" "3rd I want very handsome face and really good body with lots of stamina" ( I will fuck them till thier mind went blank hehe) "All right here you go now last one " " And lastly I want a system that can help me level up and improve my skills and powers"( heh if I am getting a new life then why don't I become strong instead of being pathetic loser who run away in fear) Let's see his journey to new world to gain powers and conquer females !!!! update!!!!! mass release every 10 power stone => 5 chapter every 10 review => 2 chapters 1 golden ticket => 5 chapters Enjoy !!!!!!!

In a world where humanity is no longer the apex predator but livestock for the monstrous 'Eaters', Rio saw his world devoured. Forced to watch his mother's brutal murder from the confines of a closet, he made a vow fueled by hatred: he would hunt down every last one of them. Plunged into a hidden war, Rio is taken in by the last of a legendary monster-slaying clan. He trains relentlessly, mastering forbidden techniques that grant him impossible speed and power at the cost of his own body. But the Eaters are not just mindless beasts; they are an empire with a chilling hierarchy, a dark purpose, and a conspiracy that has already infected the core of human civilization. Now, as he begins his hunt, Rio discovers a terrifying truth: the line between hunter and hunted is blurring, and the greatest monsters may not be the ones with fangs, but the ones who offer salvation. To achieve his revenge, he must become a weapon—but how do you slay the devil without becoming a demon yourself?

A cosmic war shattered the universe. Now, one boy must write his final story. In the fractured world of Amata, where stars no longer guide and silence fills the void, a sickly boy named Elara begins an impossible journey. His parents are gone. The world is broken. And in a cave whispered of only in legends, a voice calls him to finish what 999,999 souls could not. His task: complete the Chronicle of the Chosens—seven stories bound by fate, loss, and a power born from destruction. Each tale written brings him closer to the truth… and closer to a wish that could change everything. But the price of knowing may be more than his mind, his heart, or his soul can bear. This is my first time writing a novel, Please be nice

For months, Ellie and her mother had been planning their escape from House Gennan, choosing the day before a lavish party for their attempt at freedom when the attentive eyes of servants, guards, and their relatives were all on making sure the debut of House Gennan's challenger went smoothly. However, the sudden announcement of her legitimization and the early arrival of her betrothed threatened to unravel everything. Unbeknownst to Ellie, this event would soon lead to the awakening of her lineage, throwing her life into turmoil and forcing her to become an active participant in the grand scheme of things. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Here are some other things you should know: 1. There won't be a harem (or in the case of this novel, a reverse-harem). The novel is also heavily inspired by R.I., S.S., and The Poppy War. 2. The best I can do is 2 to 3 chapter per weeks since I'm currently working two jobs and a very important degree. 3. I'll keep it free to read so if you like what you see, you can support me through power stones and feedbacks. There is also a Patreon link if you want to donate and help me have more time to write. Thank you for reading.

Farion was the son of Alden and Selene. Alden, a man driven by an insatiable curiosity for the world's unsolved mysteries, was married to Selene, a woman gifted with the rare ability to perceive energies invisible to ordinary eyes. One day, they ventured into an ancient ruin and discovered a strange black box resting atop an altar-like pedestal. “Honey, is the energy coming from here?” Alden asked softly. “Yes… from the box,” Selene murmured. Alden, handling it with the utmost care, slowly opened the box. Suddenly, a burst of blue light, laced with inky blackness, surged from the box. Alden recoiled, stunned. Before he could make sense of it, the light struck Selene in the abdomen. Alden’s body moved before his mind could catch up—he spun around, instinctively shielding her. “Honey!” he cried, his voice cracking with terror. Selene slumped the instant the light touched her, collapsing lifelessly into his arms. Consumed by worry, Alden stared at Selene’s face, sweat dripping down his brow. Without a second thought, he cradled her and ran—back to their lodgings, back to safety

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Life is short but people tend to long for immortality even at the expense of the innocent. But what can we do? Life has never been fair towards us it only cares about who is stronger in this pit. While the weak cower, fearing what may come their way. Never push them to the corner or they will bare their teeth. Follow Lorenzo of the Forest as he heads on an adventure to become strong and finally fulfill his long desire. Revenge!

The Vatu kingdom is about to be victorious after a 50 year war that scars it's people. Togu, a commander forged in conflict is framed, cast aside and betrayed. nailed between two warring countries that want her dead. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, she meets a stranger that will maybe change the tides.

With Earth being ravaged by mysterious portals into dangerous worlds, how will one crippled woman rise to overcome her fate?

One contract. Two strangers. A thousand secrets. Aria needed a miracle. Damon needed a bride. What was meant to be a cold, six-month arrangement spirals into a storm of buried truths, burning touches, and a past neither of them can outrun. Damon Blackwood—billionaire CEO, ruthless, reclusive, and dangerously magnetic—offers Aria a deal that could save her family. But behind his silver wolf ring and unreadable eyes lies a man haunted by more than just ambition. Aria thought she was marrying a stranger. She didn’t know he already knew her. She didn’t know he was hiding the one secret that could destroy them both. In a world of business rivalries, media wars, shattered legacies, and forbidden love, one fake marriage may be the only thing real enough to save them—or end them.

Many Billions of years ago before the Humanes, Inhumanes, Beast, Giants, Nymphs and many other existence of life. A Great war occured before the world was ever created, between A Divine being and the Destroyer of the world. After the war. The Divine being sealed the defeated Destroyer, trapping it forever into the bottomless hole in a far away world were the Dragons were once the rulers with their sole enemies the Immortals. After sealing the Destroyer in their world the weakened Divine being promised to come back whenever the Destroyer releases itself before fading away. This leads us to a Billion years after when the Dragons were hibernating and the immortals were no were to be seen again, a new existence arise, in it was an orphaned traveler, ironically even before he was born, he is the sole purpose of the destruction of the world who will be used by the Destroyer now called the Beast in the bottomless hole. Strangely the traveler was emotionally connected to a Princess having strongly felt it in their Souls through their hearts, whom along side with the traveler by prophecy will fight the Beast in the bottomless hole for hundred days. Will they win or will things turn around?

Whisper of the souls is a poignant collection of poems that delves deep into the complexities of human emotion and the quiet moments that shape our lives. Through vivid imagery and lyrical verse, Bella17 explores themes of love, longing, loss, and personal transformation. The poems reflect a journey of self-discovery, where the heart’s vulnerabilities are laid bare, and the beauty in both sorrow and joy is celebrated. Each poem invites readers to pause, reflect, and connect with their own inner landscapes, offering solace and understanding in a world that often feels overwhelming. With a delicate balance of tenderness and strength, Whisper of the souls reveals the quiet power of words to heal and inspire.

The story is about typical teenage students living their basic lives, filled with romance, fun actions, and drama.

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