Download Chereads APP
Chereads App StoreGoogle Play
Chereads

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 10K Views

Who Dares to Stop Me?

"Who Dares to Stop Me?" - Episode 1: The Genesis of Survival The journey into "Who Dares to Stop Me?" begins by pulling us into an unexpected adventure right from its very first episode. Our protagonist suddenly finds himself trapped in a dark and enigmatic prison. This place is utterly unlike the world we know, governed by a brutal rule: "Kill or be killed." Immediately upon his arrival, two mysterious figures cloaked in black present the protagonist with an unforeseen choice. The first option is to discover an innate ability within himself, and the second is to request a desired power and a weapon. Under such immense pressure, our protagonist, recalling the heroes from the books and movies of his youth, chooses "Unstoppable Willpower, capable of halting anything." For a weapon, he picks the "sword," an object he's been fascinated with since childhood. However, his hopes for a magnificent blade are dashed when he receives only a small dagger, leaving him thoroughly disappointed. Amidst this confusion, the protagonist soon faces his very first battle. This encounter is a turning point that will irrevocably alter his life. His opponent, equally terrified, reveals himself to be a father with a beloved daughter, deeply moving our protagonist with a profound sense of compassion. Caught between his reluctance to kill and the fierce urge to survive, the struggle between a father's love and his own desperate will to live will undoubtedly touch the audience's hearts. Ultimately, under the cruel rule of "Kill or be killed," our protagonist is forced to make a difficult and harrowing decision to stay alive. As this episode concludes, our protagonist has only just begun to confront the immense challenges and the enigmatic nature of this world. "Who Dares to Stop Me?" - Episode 2: The Unveiling of Hidden Powers Following the harrowing aftermath of his first battle, our protagonist delves into the profound meaning of survival. Amidst physical wounds and mental exhaustion, he begins to uncover new ways to mend himself. This episode truly highlights the unyielding strength of his inner spirit and his remarkable capacity for learning. With unexpected transformations, the protagonist gains a deeper understanding of the abilities he possesses, preparing himself more thoroughly for the battles ahead. His mental and physical advancements are sure to astound the audience. This episode marks a crucial turning point in the protagonist's journey. "Who Dares to Stop Me?" - Episode 3: The Ultimate Test In the third episode of "Who Dares to Stop Me?", our protagonist faces an adversary more formidable and terrifying than any before. This battle will be far more intense and intricate than his previous encounters, pushing his abilities and willpower to their absolute limits. The opponent's unique powers will put the protagonist in immense peril, forcing him to fight to the very edge of survival. This episode is packed with heart-pounding twists and unexpected turns that will keep the audience on the edge of their seats. You'll witness the sheer intensity of the protagonist's will to survive. The outcome of this battle will have significant repercussions for the rest of his journey.
Kenniswork · 3.2K Views
Related Topics
More