Saddam Skits

Lucinda Perry, a social recluse and a workaholic, makes a pledge to herself to go all wild on her twenty-fifth birthday and even score a one night stand if she gets her long deserved promotion at work. Few days to her twenty-fifth birthday, she gets promoted to not just a higher position but to the head office in a different city. Having to spend her birthday night in a new city, she goes to the club where she meets a very handsome stranger, Thomas Hank, who offers to be her one night stand after catching a glimpse of her dare-to-do list, which included having a one night stand. Thomas Hank, after having been used by several ladies in the past, is bent on getting the lady of his dreams who would love him for himself and not his wealth. So when he meets the cute and naive Lucinda Perry at the club, he decides to keep his true identity from her and find out if she was worth keeping. ***Excerpt*** What is more entertaining than a crazy side character? Say hello to Sonia and Bryan. Sonia's heart stopped beating for a second, and then different thoughts started flying right through her head at that same time. Bryan Hank? Her celebrity crush was kneeling right in front of her and asking her to be his wife? Was he mistaking her for someone? Was it possible this was a skit, or maybe this was like one of those celebrity pranks, and there were cameras around, waiting to capture her make a fool of herself? Or perhaps she was dreaming? Sonia wondered as she looked around them, but all she saw were curious onlookers. "Please! Be my wife and make me the happiest man on Earth," He said in a very loud voice that caught the attention of everyone. Her editor who she had been waiting on for over an hour because he was trying to sign a deal with a movie producer who was interested in one of her stories, showed up at that moment, "Sonia, you know Bryan Hank?" Her editor asked in genuine surprise as he watched the scene before him. It seemed like an hour had passed since Bryan went on his knees, but it had only been a minute. Bryan knew no lady would be crazy enough to accept such a crazy proposal, and even if any were, paying her off and calling off the whole thing would be easy since all he wanted was the scandal that could come from this. The headlines were either going to be about his rejected Marriage proposal or his supposed engagement, which would be enough to let Sophia off the hook. "Yes!" Sonia said as she bobbed her head excitedly and extended her finger for him to wear her the ring. "Yes?" Bryan asked in confusion when he heard her response. "Yes! I will be your wife and make you the happiest man in the world!" Sonia said with a giggle and wiggled her fingers until Bryan slid the ring down her finger. Surprisingly the ring was her exact size, and it sat on her finger like it was made just for her. The sound of applause erupted all around them as Sonia stood up with a big smile on her face and embraced Bryan before kissing him right on the lips. Bryan was slightly taken aback by her boldness but quickly recovered since this was his game, and he had to play along. He was the one who had approached her first, after all. So when she tried to break the kiss, he held her chin and slowly nibbled on her lower lip before parting her lips with his tongue and sucked on it in a teasing manner, eliciting a moan from Sonia. Sonia felt light-headed. This was too good to be true. It just had to be a dream. How else could she explain that one moment she was seated at the lobby of a hotel waiting for her editor, and the next she was engaged to her celebrity crush and was kissing him right here in the open? (PS: Photo belongs to me. Art by @imagineTishaD)

Shen Chen starts living a life of unrestrained indulgence since marrying Shi Yu. The most beautiful lovers’ prattle she has ever heard is "I will punish those whom you have offended." Skit: “A handsome man delivered a parcel to your wife just now, Sir.” The young master acknowledged with a lazy “Mhm.” Half an hour later, all courier companies in the city go belly up. "Your wife has offended someone, Sir." "Mhm." Ten minutes later, that person is left to die in a desolate mountain.

Rumor has it that three years ago, the Prince of the underworld spoiled a certain woman to bits. Three years later, he ends up hating her to the core. Nevertheless, the truth is often hard for one to bear. "Qin Muchen, there are countless men who like me, you have to queue up and wait!" After repeated attempts and failures to escape from him, Gu Shinian finally has an outburst of fury. Qin Muchen moves forward and puts his arms around her waist. "If I need to queue up to get you, I will jump the queue and bed you first!” Skit 1: Whenever Qin Muchen angers Gu Shinian, Gu Shinian would always threaten furiously, “Qin Muchen, believe it or not, I will drug you with lots of impotent medicine!” Nevertheless, when Gu Shinian gets herself into trouble, she would whine, roll, wheedle, and become touchy in order to fawn on Qin Muchen. “Your Highness, I have many drugs that can enhance your *wink* ability!” Skit 2: Qin Muchen: “Do you want to write 3,000 words of self-reflection again? Gu Shinian: “… “ Qin Muchen: “Do you want me to help you?” Gu Shinian: “Yes!!!” Qin Muchen: “Same old rules. Suck up to me!” Gu Shinian: “Let’s go to a hotel. I’ll give you a treat!” Qin Muchen: ”… “

Please help me sir

One last thing that did not leave my head after the resurrection At night, on the first day in the capital, Sanaa, 28 years ago, I realized that my father rented a house for us without windows, and I did not care at that time because the door was enough to cross my small body towards the city. We fell asleep to shorten the night quickly, taking advantage of the fatigue of travel Tomorrow morning, I woke up to the sound of the television of the owner of the house, who lives on the second and last floor.. I did not know what television was at the time. Nader woke up and asked him what that sound was?! He heard, then his eyes grew large, and he jogged to remove the cover to put his ear on the door. He said: Where does this sound come from?!! I do not know We slowly opened the door. We pulled our heads out to see, for nearly five years, at the mouth of the ladder, a child carrying bread and eggs. He said: Who are you? I'm Raidan and this is Nader, and you? He said: I am Nable. Saddam's head peeked out from between two iron bars at the top of the ladder and shouted: Nabell the episode has begun, ! We went up with him uninvited, as curiosity was pushing us unconsciously to know what this episode was, and when we arrived in front of the screen, the astonishment grew and grew in my face, and Nader's in a hysterical manner.... A huge wooden box with a glass in the middle, inside was a cartoon of a very beautiful and yellow-haired girl wearing An elegant outfit and carrying a sword Saddam cut us off, saying: You don't know Oscar? We: Oscar??!! Saddam: This is you ( idiots ) on TV! We: TV??!!! Nabil: Yes, TV.. He added that this watch of ten men her father taught her to fight because he did not have a boy with him, and he was silent because we did not turn towards him from the beginning.. Suddenly we heard my mother's frightened scream calling for us, so we hurried and the doors looked similar, and we entered the bedroom to find Nabil and Saddam's father falling asleep in the womb of the mother. We closed our eyes and turned around, and if Nabil had not directed us to the exit, our hearts would have stopped in horror at the scene we saw and my mother's voice that shook the world.. We went down and as soon as we got to the door, my mother greeted us with a stick in her hand, two hits in the head and another in the butt. As for the rest of the punishment, it was an endless screaming from my mother's throat, which was difficult to silence.. In the coming days, except when we used to ask permission to go up to our new friends’ apartment, every time my mother lost us, she would go straight up with her scratched hand and take us home the same way. In military service, he barely paid the rent and spent on us, so it lasted a lot until the owner of the house got bored of us he would often refuse to open the door for us, and we would return disappointed, howling and yelling: We want TV. And when my father decided to replace the television by going out to a Street, we forgot to accept this offer and filled our bodies with dirt and the dirt of the city while we were playing with friends we found who agreed to play with them without conditions.

Just ideas that keep pestering the author's mind. This would range from short skits to poems or song lyrics. I honestly don't know

Emely is an elementary school teacher who teaches in grade 1.One day, suddenly a boy proposed to me. William, a businessman who is a widower with one child, makes an offer to Emily's parents to pay off debts or marry her off to Emely. All because, William had saved the life of his mother Emely.William had no intention of looking for another woman, because his love for Nancy was still the same. However, her child, Clara, needs a mother's love that Nancy can't get. His marriage to Nancy was not approved by William's parents.However, because Nancy was already pregnant with Clara, they couldn't help but marry them off.Until one day, Nancy was caught cheating.William's parents were angry and forced the two of them to divorce. However, William, who was too in love, made his eyes and heart closed. He still hoped and would accept Nancys back.However, until Clara was 5 years old, Nancy had not returned.Until William was forced to find a temporary replacement for Nancy.From that, he chose Emely.Besides being close to Clara at school, Emely isn't her type either.When Emely accepted William's proposal by force, then Leo arrived.The first love that I once promised to live with him, but suddenly disappeared. Then, after many years, Leo came with the status of a widower and a child named Ben.Moreover, Ben is also a student of Emely, Leo tried to approach Emely again, William who knew it tried to keep the two of them away.It wasn't because of love, but William didn't want to lose his future nanny, Clara.By using Emely's parents, he was finally able to keep Leo away from Emely.The wedding took place.Clara and William's parents were so happy.They think, Emely and William married for love.But everything is wrong. During the wedding night, William openly revealed the purpose of this marriage.Emely is not required to perform the duties of a wife in general.He just needed to take care of Clara so she wouldn't lose a mother's love, Emely was hurt, but couldn't do anything about it.However, Emely still performs her duties as a wife, except for biological obligations, William paid no attention to any of that.He thought Emelx was transparent.However, for months, Emely insisted on doing it all.Until one time, William was forced to eat Emily's cooking. William was amazed and immediately finished Emily's cooking which turned out to be very delicious, Since then, William began to be curious about the figure of Emelx. William also followed and even observed his wife's activities and movements.It didn't take long for William to admire Emely. Until he started to be nice to Emely. Change after change is increasingly apparent between the two.I don't know when there was a feeling between the two people.It's just that no one wants to admit it.Until exactly in the eighth month of their marriage, Nancy came back and apologized to William. Asking for another question.William's divided heart began to doubt.But it turns out I chose to accompany Nancy.Emely slumped, she began to fear losing William.Since Nancy's return, William has turned into a cold figure, just like the first time he got married.One month later, William filed for divorce from Emely, making Emely even worse off.Nancy kicked him out of William's house calling him someone's husband grabber. Clara was crying hysterically, wanting to go with Emel.But Nancy held him back.Seeing that scene, William was silent.Emely left, but she couldn't possibly go to her parents'house. Don't want to be burdened.Fortunately, there was Leo who was willing to accommodate him temporarily.Emely does housework and babysit Ben as a token of gratitude. After Emely's death, William felt he was missing something .Nancy turned out to be a lot more at home. However, the food is not as good as Emily's.Clara was also quiet.One time, Clara begged William to meet Emely. Because, after Emily's death, Nancy immediately transferred to Clara's school

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Update: I ended this story because there were absolutely batshit crazy people who were taking offence for no fucking reason. The main character drinks ... "oh my god author you fucking asshole." Main character believes in separation of church and state..."oh my god author you fucking asshole." Fucking hell. You're on a Chinese website reading stories in English probably jacking off to hentai and you're hypocritically flogging your culture and religion. Fuck you. You're what's wrong with this world. **************** Saddam Hussein was a cold-blooded, iron-fisted ruler of a Middle Eastern nation...Iraq. After watching HBO's House of Saddam, I was inspired to write a transmigration story where the narrator becomes Saddam. But instead of vainglorious and destructive wars and policies, instead of sadistic children, New Saddam tries to build a new Iraq which is liberal and developed. Warnings: Saddam Hussein and his family weren't nice people. This isn't an attempt to rewrite them as sympathetic characters. The narrator references the crap people of that era pulled regularly. The MC is focused on kingdom building so any good things come out of his intentions not from Saddam. Treat this story as trashy, no-brain fiction and just enjoy it. There's no intellectual purpose behind it.

"An evenly split marriage, 100% happiness." Su Jin, the adopted daughter of the Su family, falls in love with her elder brother, Su Mubai, in her youth. In the beginning, he promises her, "After you graduate from university, we will get married." However, he ends up marrying someone else. Later on, she gets busy attending blind dates and tries to enter an ordinary marriage with a heart that's nothing but cold and dead. Jin Hengyuan is cold but handsome—he's her nth blind date. The first time they meet, she wants to scare him away. "If you think it's suitable, we can get registered tomorrow!" He smiles. "I'm going on a business trip tomorrow. I'll be there in the afternoon!" In the afternoon, she becomes his wife. ... She is a quiet woman who doesn't fight or argue. He has no house, but she says it's fine. When it comes to meals, she insists they split the bill evenly. When it comes to sleeping, she insists on sleeping in separate beds. When a woman clings onto him, she ignores her and turns to leave. Even with his daughter clinging to him, she only frowns and tries to keep her composure. A hidden marriage. No one knows that they are husband and wife. Nor does she care. After being plotted against and sent to the police station, he comes to her rescue. Finally, he loses it and starts scolding her, "Must you be so stubborn? Why didn't you call me when something happened? Do you think I'm dead?" She pouts indignantly. "Jin Hengyuan, do you treat me as your wife? If you do, why did you choose to get married in secret?" His anger turns into a smile. Good, she's finally angry. This love was finally no longer his one-man show. ... Small skits: "Jin Hengyuan, I want a divorce!" "Reason!" "You lied to me!" "How did I lie to you?" "You're clearly an attorney. When did you become an errand boy?" "Aren't attorneys supposed to run errands for clients? I take on all kinds of cases. Isn't this considered an odd-job laborer?" "…" Oh, damn it. How did she marry such a bully of an attorney?

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23 Years after the world ago, the whole world put an end to a three hundred years of war. It ended by a certain pact that is signed by at least the 7 big continents and 23 small continents. This pact is known as "THE REVOLT". In the present day, in year 23 ATR(After The Revolt), Samuel Cardis Lamnient, a new generation that never seen war through his eyes, set his adventure to fulfill his curiosity about this "new world."

Skits that I made with my beloved characters to practice writing everyday.

These stories are just short skits based on Arbitrary Thoughts and Ideas I come across the Internet. So update rate is non-existent.