Humorous Poetry Contests

Short stories and poetry all in one. A collection of internal monologues and thoughts.

A city is about to undergo a major renovation, for those who seek to see darkness in all its beauty, a horrific raw tale/poetry.

Following the 3rd lyric book release of "Happily Ever After" released in 2022, Dancing Alone in The Dark" is a part of a 2 ACT series, official follow up and 4th (4-5th) lyric book projects by singer/songwriter, Darius Clayton. Set To Release June 21st, of 2024. (First Updated: Bio On November 13th 2023.) (Last Updated: Bio On March 22nd 2024.) ACT II. Out August 1st. Let the poetry speak for itself.

Curious about worlds where reincarnation meets dark humor, and cultivation isn’t all about respect? Meet Yue Phaelo—a witty, endlessly ambitious prodigy with unparalleled power and a mischievous streak that keeps his foes guessing. With a family as fearsome as they are hilarious, he's on a journey to dominate realms and discover hidden truths of existence. But for Yue, power is just part of the thrill; it's about bending fate and stirring chaos. Dive into an adventure full of legendary trials, unpredictable allies, and twisted Dao mastery. I'm not the best at creating synopses, but I believe this story speaks for itself. If you’re into a blend of intense cultivation, sharp humor, and a main character who’s equal parts cunning and powerful, you’ll want to dive into Yue Phaelo’s world. It’s a mix of clever twists, complicated relationships, and unpredictable challenges. Give it a read, and you might find yourself drawn into an adventure that redefines what a cultivation novel can be. Would that work?

Follow Dare Drake Tran, a revered Celestial Master exiled from the divine realms to the mortal world. Stripped of his powers, he discovers a mystical social network that grants him unique abilities to regain his strength and influence. With the help of unlikely allies—such as the comical Zhu Bajie and the no-nonsense monk Tang Sanzang—Dare Drake Tran embarks on an epic journey to reclaim his place among the gods. Along the way, he faces dark forces from the Demon and Underworld Realms, dangerous quests, and a secret that may change the fate of all realms. Mixing humor, action, and mystery, this tale of destiny and freedom resonates with a modern twist on ancient fantasy. Perfect for fans of mythological worlds, humor, and adventure with high stakes.

Hellow guys! This is a book filled with peoms and poetry!And just lil heads-up,I'm the author that writes usually when I grieve so I hope you enjoy reading it

A collection of poems.

After losing her husband, Queen Ana Sofia seeks a new king through a grand tournament. Amidst the competition, she finds unexpected love with a mysterious contestant. But as their romance blossoms, political intrigue and betrayal threaten to tear them apart. Will Ana Sofia choose love over duty, or will the demands of the kingdom force them apart?

#adventure #action #drama #comedy #humor #romance. QUANDO CINCO AVENTUREIROS SE UNEM PELO INCOVENIENTE, SÓ PODE DAR ALTAS CONFUSÕES. UM GRUPO COM OBJETIVOS DIFERENTES UNIDOS APENAS PARA SUBIR DE RANK DENTRO DA GUILDA.

Werewolf Sheriff's Adventure in a Foreign World **Summary**: The story tells about Raven, a deputy sheriff of the city guard who crossed into a different world, and Sheriff Ellie, a werewolf, experiencing various adventures in the city of Wima together. Raven was assassinated during a mission but accidentally discovered Ellie's werewolf identity. To help Ellie conceal her identity, they cooperated with the alchemist Vela and successfully dealt with the crisis on the full moon night. Later, they solved many cases, including the out-of-control supernatural creature, the criminal organization "Vegetable Market", and the invasion of the Church of Varkilis. During his battle with Vladimir, Raven successfully infiltrated the Church of Varkilis but discovered the secret of Councillor Harrington's cooperation with demons. In the end, Raven assassinated Harrington and protected the safety of the city of Wima. **Interesting Points**: 1. **Novel Character Settings**: Ellie is a werewolf sheriff, and Vela is a hundred-year-old vampire alchemist. These unique character settings add novelty to the story. 2. **Full of Twists and Turns**: From Raven's crossing, being assassinated, to discovering Ellie's secret, and then fighting against various criminal organizations, the plot is compact and full of suspense. 3. **Rich and Diverse Elements**: The story combines various elements such as magic, combat, and reasoning. For example, Raven's use of the Trickster's ability and the battle with demons make the story more colorful. 4. **Humorous and Witty Dialogues**: The dialogues between the characters are often humorous, adding a relaxed atmosphere to the tense story. 5. **Growth and Transformation**: Raven gradually grows from a crosser into a real guard. His mentality and abilities have undergone great changes, and this growth process is inspiring.

18+ slice-of-life novel, follow the journey of a man reincarnated into a world of cultivation. tags: harem, system, cultivation, r18 ,humor

This is not a full on novel, rather an anthology of my poetry mostly about love over the years, Volume 1 is the better poetry and volume 2 is everything that’s not what I consider my quality poetry but still sharing it anyway. this explores mostly sad and angry themes featuring heartbreak so read at your own discretion

In this world, ascending to upper realms is a matter of resources and ability. No matter the status or power level, if you have the money and the willingness to, you can live in any realm of your choosing. However, the higher the realm, the more power there is to tap into and cultivate. Who is brave enough to seek the Supremacy and rule the world? By: Jerlani

I spent years avoiding poetry, and what happens? Got me when I least expected it. Born after seeing a tv programme. Pushed by a need to escape from writing that epic. Reflexes to landscapes, skyscapes and flowers: Reflexes to music that stirs the beat. Dances. A Poetry Collection.

After a millennium of monotony, the hidden immortals found themselves utterly bored with the endless cycle of existence. Growing weary of merely observing humanity from the shadows, they decided it was time to stir things up a bit. The immortal known as Doyen took the initiative to gather individuals from various backgrounds and corners of the globe, crafting a pocket universe complete with an island that served as a hub connecting different mini-worlds through portals. This island became a playground for the abducted humans, thrust into a brutal survival game. Doyen extended invitations to his fellow immortals, encouraging them to select champions for their twisted contests. If the humans failed to amuse, the immortals had the option to exert direct control over them. Each participant received a familiar egg and a backpack filled with essential gear, as they were cast onto the island designed to push their limits, all for the entertainment of the watching immortals.

In a world brimming with dungeons and dragons, Elliot is an ordinary delivery man with an extraordinary job—he navigates perilous dungeons and delivers magical items to adventurers and mystical beings. Armed with his trusty enchanted satchel and a knack for witty commentary, Elliot’s days are filled with dodging goblin attacks, negotiating with grumpy wizards, and handling magical mishaps. As he juggles deliveries and encounters bizarre creatures, Elliot learns that even the simplest tasks can lead to grand adventures. "Dungeon Delivery Service: Leveling Up by Running Errands!" is a heartwarming and humorous journey through a realm where the mundane and the magical blend in delightfully unexpected ways.

Sunz was born with an unknown ability given only a sword from birth but had no idea of what to do, until one faithful day his ability got reawakened and it's his choice to live his old life or explore his new one with the help of his friend Jihu. At first, Sunz was invited by Jihu to see his Grandpa's tournament in Korea. But the invitation as a Visitor soon changed to an invitation as a Contestant. Now having a chance to compete at Jihu's Grandpa's tournament to find the next member of the Water Clan. But to have a chance at competing in the tournament Sunz needs to win against one of the Inspector. Even if he can defeat the Inspector, can he defeat the other Contestants, who are there for the same reward? An inexperienced nobody joining the World of Experts. Can he survive or will he die without achieving ANYTHING?

In this modern mythological tale, Dhruv, an unsuspecting mortal, finds himself in Vaikuntha, questioning whether this is truly the end of his journey. Instead of peace, he meets a mysterious man in a suit, who ultimately reveals that Dhruv cannot enter heaven due to "arrows of regret"—a metaphor for his unfulfilled purpose. Offered a chance to return to Earth for 90 days to make amends, Dhruv agrees to the terms, unaware that the mysterious man is none other than Lord Vishnu in disguise. Upon accepting the deal, Dhruv embarks on a chaotic and humorous journey through the underworld, meeting Yamaraj, the god of death, and Gorgo, a nervous demon with horns, who comically reacts to Dhruv's presence as though he's a harbinger of disaster. As Dhruv navigates the strange, labyrinthine bureaucracy of the underworld and the daunting task of creating a "happy ending" for himself, he finds himself in an unusual mix of existential crises, dark humor, and supernatural chaos. With gods in disguise, reluctant demon assistants, and divine missions laced with humor, Dhruv's journey becomes one of discovering the true meaning of life, death, and purpose. This story is a refreshing take on mythology, where the mortal and the divine collide in unexpected and often hilarious ways, challenging Dhruv to find his own redemption and bring fulfillment to his life's story...

Dive right in to ease what your heart yearns for the most! A melody for every heart is merely a compilation of poetry.

Just a space where I let my poetry do the talking, no big deal.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** This story is slowburn that contains fluff and will contain some mature scenes soon.

Una historia que trata de abordar varios temas profundos y usar un poco en humor en ciertos momentos. (A story that tries to address several deep themes and use a little humor at certain moments.)

It is a modern fantasy novel brimming with humor and wit. It follows the journey of Wang Yang , a young man who rises from obscurity to become a formidable king through his unique survival instincts and comedic flair. Set in a world teeming with magic and battles, the story is told with a light-hearted touch that explores themes of power, wisdom, friendship, and personal growth. Wang Yang's cleverness and humor are his weapons against adversity, and his journey is not just an adventure of might and intellect, but also a quest for self-discovery and maturation. The novel's charm lies in its ability to make readers laugh while reflecting on the warmth and hope of life.

Anonymous Invitation. High-Stakes Escape. Amidst financial ruin and parental conflict, Raya Carson receives a cryptic invite to the prestigious Ackerman bridal contest. Will she seize this chance to escape her suffocating life or remain trapped?

its anything that you want it to be its meant for your feelings to just let lose

Ryan, a self-proclaimed pervert, joins a university club focused on dating and sex education to explore his fantasies and gain confidence. As he interacts with a diverse group of charismatic women, he navigates a series of steamy adventures and playful challenges that blur the lines between learning and attraction. Amidst humorous misunderstandings and unexpected connections, Ryan discovers the complexities of desire and the true meaning of relationships, all while embracing his newfound confidence in love.

However this book is going to get filled with poetries, about eveything. It's attached with every feeling. It's written for everyone. Either if it's painful or exciting, it's going to leave it's spark everywhere. The world may end but these poetries don't know it's ending. That is why I decided to keep them all together, in a safe place. I wanted to create a kingdom for their beauties. So that they can never be forgetten. And I named this kingdom "A Kingdom Of Poetries".

Here is a collection of 30 witty stories about Habib, an Arab folk hero who has appeared under many names for hundreds of years. Each tale contains a twist, written to make you smile or laugh aloud with delight. A light touch, a flexible mind, and a bit of a perverse sense of humor are your tickets into this exotic, timeless world. It's a world of fun for the moment and giving better than you got, not of heavy psychology and serious moralizing. In this world of marvels and belief in marvels, whether the little guy wins or loses depends on how well he uses his wits. Sometimes cunning, sometimes credulous, Habib has a unique way of thinking that will enable you to see life in a new, wonder-filled way. Many of the stories convey moral lessons, while others offer pure amusement, bringing laughter either at Habib's cleverness or at his lack thereof. Be prepared for an entrancing journey into "one day," an adventure that will transport you far from your everyday life and sensibility, returning you to them with refreshed eyes and a lighter step. #Genius #humor #Adventure #System #Comedy#Fiction #Fantasy #humour #Humorous #funny #funnystoriesunlimited #funnystories #shortstories #wordplay #JokesRiddles #Jokes #Riddles #Punswordplay #Puns #African #Urban #Jokes #Dark #Middleeast #Bestsellers #Bestsellingbooks #Africanliterature #History #Comedy #Lightnovel #Rural #Shortstories #Easytoread

"Have you heard, that the CEO of Preston Group is the new investor in this show? He's even the chief guest of the final round." "What are you talking about? I heard that the CEO of Preston Group is devilishly handsome and he never attended any public program let alone a fashion contest. So, why he is suddenly so interested in our show?" "Maybe he has some secret relationship with one of the contestants?" "God knows who is the lucky girl to have such a handsome and rich boyfriend." Chloe was listening to the conversation of her fellow contestants but she didn't give much attention to them. She had only one thing on her mind, to win the contest at any cost. Chloe Tyler was once a famous model in the fashion industry of LA but she left her passion for the sake of her fiance. But her damsel of a distressed fiance betrayed her with her best friend and the famous model Jane Richards. Her fiance kept her standing in the register's office on their wedding day. When Chloe thinks she has to return empty-handed from the register's office, a stranger approaches her with a contract marriage proposal as his partner also betrayed him. Chloe got married to a stranger and they went on their different ways after that. She swore to take revenge on her enemies and go after her passion of becoming the top model again. But she never thought that she would meet her mysterious husband again and find out that he's the most famous billionaire and CEO of LA. What will happen when her mysterious husband approaches her and asks her to be his real wife? Will Chloe fall in love with her mysterious husband?