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THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 7.4K Views

Blood And Fire: A Forbidden Legacy

Excerpt; “Do you hate me so much… Wife?" He questions as he rests a hand on the wall beside my head and wraps an arm around my waist, pulling me off the wall and into his embrace. His face dips into the curve of my neck, causing me to shiver. "Because quite on the contrary, I've missed you..." He adds, and I shut my eyes. “How sad. I didn’t miss you." I lie, trying to break free from his grip, but his hold on me tightens. “You didn’t?" He purrs into my ear, brushing his lips against my earlobe before catching it between his teeth. I gasp as I involuntarily grip his shoulders. He chuckles, “Let’s see how much you didn’t miss me." He breathes, and I gulp. His fingers ignite sparks as they travel up my thighs, and I shut my eyes as I bite my lip to stifle a moan. I should stop him. I should shove him away and stand my ground. Send him away for what he’s done… But I can’t. “You’re soaking wet, Mirelah…" He says in a sultry whisper that sets my desires racing. "Let me fix that." **** What's worse than being born as the fourth princess of a Dragon-Born family? Being born with a peculiar appearance and no powers? No, that's easy. What's worse is when you're shipped off to marry a man you've never met, for the safety of your people. A man rumoured to be death himself. ~~~ Mirelah’s life was simple. As the youngest of four sisters—and the weakest, born without the magical power of her dragon-born lineage—her only duty was to be the perfect princess. She followed every rule. Never spoke out of turn, mastered the art of grace, and perfected nearly every class. She accepted and appreciated the fact that she would never get to bear the heavy weight of a queen's crown. However, that dream crashed when an unexpected marriage proposal arrived for her from the most powerful kingdom in the realm. Forced into a union with a bloodcrafting prince she has never met, Mirelah is thrown into a world of secrets, curses, and treacherous plots. She discovers that her mysterious husband is CURSED, and she so happens to be the cure to her husband’s vicious curse... Battling to survive the new, dark world of another kingdom, Mirelah must fight to hold on to who she is... and maybe even discover new things about herself. What if her peculiar appearance has always been a pointer to the dangerous power that lay dormant within her? What if she was the true Mother of Dragons prophesied of in legends aeons ago? What if her husband's curse was the key to unlocking her powers? And what if both of them shared a connection that ran deeper than they could ever imagine? A connection that made them a deadly combination that was never meant to mix.
Blue_Bird_4500 · 80.6K Views

Livepool Meets Deadpool together say Fu Interpol

Meet Livepool aka Dinah Stealth, the real 007! the work behind the bs lying penis who has to steal credit! and she's taking it back! Book Concept: Livepool Meets Deadpool Subtitle: Not Fictionalized, Just Not Recognized Premise Livepool is a real woman—overlooked, underestimated, and often ignored by the world. She’s witty, resourceful, and tired of being invisible. When a mutual friend is kidnapped by the shadowy organization Interpol, Livepool’s life collides with the infamous antihero, Deadpool. Together, they embark on a wild, irreverent rescue mission, using “Fu Interpol!” as their battle cry against both the kidnappers and the systems that keep Livepool in the shadows. Key Elements Who is Livepool? Livepool is your alter ego: a real, unrecognized woman with a sharp sense of humor and a knack for creative problem-solving. She’s not a superhero, but she’s got grit, brains, and a talent for turning invisibility into an advantage. The Dynamic Duo Deadpool brings chaos, meta-humor, and action. Livepool brings heart, cleverness, and a fresh perspective—she’s the one who sees what others miss. The Mission A mutual friend is kidnapped by Interpol (portrayed as a comically inept, bureaucratic villain). Livepool and Deadpool join forces, navigating absurd obstacles, exchanging witty banter, and breaking the fourth wall. Along the way, Livepool confronts the real-world challenges of being overlooked, turning her unrecognized status into her greatest strength. Tone & Style Fast-paced, funny, and empowering. Blends Deadpool’s trademark irreverence with Livepool’s sharp, relatable voice. Uses humor and action to highlight serious themes of recognition and self-worth. Sample Blurb Livepool isn’t fictional—she’s just not recognized. But when her friend is kidnapped and Interpol stands in the way, she’s done being invisible. With Deadpool at her side and “Fu Interpol!” as their rallying cry, it’s time for the world to see what happens when the overlooked fight back.
RapeDVhit_Fknhkp · 7K Views

The Eleven: Amelia

Amelia just wanted a normal life. Between school, part-time jobs, and supporting her mom after her father’s mysterious disappearance, she barely has time to breathe. But everything changes after a strange encounter with a former student — one who should’ve been long gone. Suddenly, people begin to obey her without question. She doesn’t understand what’s happening — until she meets a Superhuman who opens her eyes to the truth: she is one of them. Thrown into a secret world of power, ancient conflict, and buried history, Amelia discovers she’s part of something much bigger. She’s one of the “Eleven” — the most powerful individuals reborn from legendary warriors long thought extinct. Her awakening is no accident. Her powers are tied to a prophecy that could determine the fate of the world. As she trains to control her abilities, Amelia must deal with betrayal, love, and the truth behind her father’s disappearance. The more she learns, the more dangerous the world becomes. War is coming — and she might be the key to stopping it. ————————————————— Extra Tags #comedy, #Slow burn Romance, #lore-heavy, #worldbuilding #detailed action, #plot twists, #tragedy Extra Info • If you like world building, character building(if that's a thing), history, action packed and fast paced scenes, emotional and tragic scenes. You've come to the right place • Bits of sattire and comedy here and there, the characters might even break the fourth wall from time to time • There's an overpowered sidecharacter who might possibly be future main character. And it's not who you think it's going to be • Story takes place in the year 2016 • New chapter(s) released everyday • This book is guaranteed to have 1000+ chapters • I'm sure you'll enjoy it! I'm open to suggestions, just comment them! • Discord link: https://discord.gg/KpDmCcNd
TheJoyBoy · 12.3K Views

The King of Parody: Summoned as a Hero but Ended Up Married to 7 Waifu

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.
DanteTachibana · 10.8K Views
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