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In Indian mythology, the Three Aspects Deity suppressed the current age. Many Immortals cursed all the gods. Asuras, after millennia of arduous cultivation, would always attack the Heavenly Realm and beat up the Heavenly Emperor upon receiving a boon. "Arduous cultivation, receiving boons, beating up the Heavenly Emperor, why is Indian mythology always like this? I'm the one who gets beaten and suffers; I quit!" Indra, who had reincarnated as the Heavenly Emperor, was furious. And so... "Whoever loves being the Heavenly Emperor, be my guest; I'm not going to work!" Indra said. "Hey, hey, hey, the script isn't supposed to go like this," the Destroyer God Shiva said, full of question marks. "You've performed great meritorious deeds in the past. This position of the Heavenly Emperor is rightfully yours. If not, there will be chaos in the world!" the Protector God Vishnu said anxiously. "No, Heavenly Emperor, I'll give you a boon. Go quickly and beat up the Asura!" the Creator God Brahma spoke thus.

The Divine Doctor dominated the city, showing off and slapping faces, curing diseases and saving lives while making money. He was omnipotent, composing a life of supreme dominance.

Qi Tian was determined to design the most advanced aircraft engine but accidentally lost his life while saving others. He then transmigrated to the National Master Manor in the Cultivation World and became a disciple of the National Master, with an extra engine appearing inside him. Whether it's enemies or spirit stones and elixir, they all can serve as fuel for his engine. With the engine roaring, his cultivation journey is as unstoppable as a flying plane. As a National Master, he assists in setting up emperors and selecting heirs. The nation thrives, and the people live in peace. As a cultivator, he sweeps away all kinds of spirits and demons. Emperors bow their heads, and warlords make way. What did you say? A monk wants to bring three great demon cultivators through here? Can you tell them that my engine needs an upgrade? [This book is written in a refreshing style, making reading easy and relaxing. Your support is greatly appreciated.]

Having been given a second chance at life, Xu Nianhua trusted no one but herself and swore to live for herself alone. But what did it mean when the good-looking guy with the limp always followed her around? A certain handsome guy, "It means nothing, it's said that happiness lasts long when you follow the one you love!" Tangtang's completed novel: "Rebirth in the '80s: Sweet Wife Enticing" is finished—quality assured! New book preview: After her rebirth, Cheng Yuan suspects her dad had a heart transplant. Her once cold and distant father suddenly dotes on her and becomes a money-making wizard. What's even more bizarre is that she has the same dream every day. In the dream, there's an outrageously handsome guy who just loves to sleep, and she always finds various ways to wake him up. The outrageously handsome guy, "If I ever catch the woman who doesn't let him sleep, I'll definitely teach her a harsh lesson!" Until one day, he met her. Reborn at the end of the '70s, she composes a brand new life. [PS: This book is an alternate history, fully fictional.]

Ten thousand years ago, Ye Tian was just a high school student—until a fateful surgery hurled him into a world of cultivation, where he became the feared Heavenly Demon, a name cursed by immortals and dreaded by demons. After countless lifetimes of slaughter and a desperate struggle against the Heavens themselves, Ye Tian finally returns to his former world... only to find it is not what it once seemed. His arrival triggers a global awakening—unleashing mysterious powers, mutating animals, and driving humans mad. With society collapsing into chaos and zombie-like creatures roaming the streets, Ye Tian’s quiet reunion with his family is shattered. Faced with a new kind of apocalypse, he must once again awaken the Heavenly Demon within to protect those he loves and uncover the dark secrets that bind both worlds. Will Ye Tian reclaim the life he lost, or will he lose everything once more?

#Fantasy; #Apocalypse; #Harem; #Sliceoflife Harem? Yes! Harem!!! Of course (^_^)!!! (Sometime, it will have 17+ scenes) -------- If you were to be Isekaied, what kind of world would you want to go to, and what kind of person would you want to be? An adventurer in a world full of mysterious creatures? A mage or swordsman in a world of fantasy? Someone with superpowers, trying to survive in the Apocalypse? Or... to be the Young Master of a super-rich family in an urban world? In another world somewhat similar to Earth, the apocalypse has arrived, bringing with it countless monsters from the ‘Void Rifts’. Humanity is on the brink of extinction, but their faith is rekindled once again by the appearance of the 'Survivors'. The survivors possess power similar to people in fantasy novels, and they begin to help humanity fight back against the monsters. Van Negut is lucky that he came to this world; however, it is also unfortunate that he came to the world not as a protagonist but as an antagonist. He was the Young Master of a huge family in this world. He also Isekaied more than 100 years after the apocalypse had arrived. Now humans lived in small safe zones, outside of which were countless monsters from the ‘Void Rifts’. Furthermore, he was not the main villain; on the contrary, he was only a small villain who would die in the first few chapters, becoming a stepping stone for the protagonist. [Ding! The ‘Heavenly Destined Villain’ system greets its master. Starting the countdown to your death.] 15 days, 12 hours, 30 minutes... Negut: “...” He really wanted to cry. Everyone else who got Isekaied became heroes; they all became protagonists, who were able to embrace countless beauties. But him? He came to this world as a small villain; even the system counted down to his death. What the hell! Are you kidding me? Others get Isekaied as a reward, but I get Isekaied as punishment. Oy! I don’t want to be Isekaied; can you just send me straight to hell? [Ding! Congratulations on obtaining the unique Class - Void Eater] Negut looked at the notice board, saw the Void Eater profession, and realised... he was about to embark on the path to becoming a villainous boss. ----- Don't ask why my main character is dum because he is really dum (Like the Author)

A young man who wanted nothing but love from others died while talking to a mysterious author of his favourite novel. However, that wasn't the end for him, as he reincarnates in a Xianxia world with a Wish Fulfillment system. He can wish for anything, and it will be fulfilled. Finally, getting a chance to make his dream come true, he decided to make his own Divine Harem Sect where he would have a whole sect to love him. Of course, that also includes other type of love... ..... "Huh!? What do you mean my disciples destroyed your sect? That's impossible! Don't you see how cute and kind they are? They are harmless!" "Hmm? My disciple flattened the Hollow Mountains? Don't joke around. Can't you see her sleeping peacefully in my lap?" "My dear disciples, why are you all lowering your robes? Wait! Why are you taking my clothes off? Well, now I can't do anything about this." ... Warning: mc won't be your alpha male like other smut where he fucks women just because they're hot and sets them aside. There will be Yuri, so you're warned. I mean, it's hot when your two girls in a harem play with each other, right? 5 extra chapters for every castle 8 extra chapters for every spacecraft 12 extra chapters for every Golden Gachapon That's all for now. Discord https://discord.com/invite/auje95R4k7 Happy reading.

A collection of poems.

“Why was I brought here?” Undoubtedly, that was one of the first things Yi Shuang asked himself after crossing over. The system, this world, the ice palace… where… is this all leading? Yi Shuang, originally a young man still in high school, found himself in an unknown place. Here, strength reigns even above money and status, and those who can reach the top amongst many dangers and competitors are rewarded with whatever they wish for. However… Yi Shuang is not in a place to compete with others, as his first mission is to survive amongst the glacial planes.

He delights in his created world, in all he does, and in his renown. He delights in his people, choosing them, and doing them well. Who am I? All of the world’s living perceives me as a True God, but I was ignorant to such a thing. I thus ascend to be the Heavenly Ascension True God. Travis, a youth who cannot awaken his ascension spirit, is constantly targeted and bullied by his fellow noble heirs. After a particularly vicious beating, he awakens a Ascension Spirit, and again displays unnatural talent, defeating geniuses, shocking the academy and the entire Neanderthal Spirit World.

A story of the Main Character Kaida, who has been [Re]introduced into the world of magic and chaos, but having to deal with monsters and even traveling across universes [Again], She decides to change how the world changes, changing it for the better or the worse. Note --> The MC has NO Facial features shown, you can imagine how she looks like yourself

Kurogane is the main character of the story. Kurogane is from the lowest rank of the world. He comes from a family of rats which are treated like pigs. Kurogane had 8 siblings. They all had dreams to see the world and the universe to explore their secrest. But fate can be so cruel. Kurogane watches as his brother’s and sister’s taken from him one by one. They couldn't handle the world. Most of them took their own life or sickness got the best of them. Either way Kurogane watched as he couldn’t do anything as one by one they all were all gone leaving him with just his mother. Yuki the mother of Kurogane saw as her kids were taken by this world leaving only Kurogane. Yuki was very protective over Kurogane, not leaving him out of her sight. Kurogane did not hate his mother but he felt like he was trapped. No freedom, just a bird in a cage not able to spread his wings. But that all changes when he meets this old man and help him.

Kei-Kei Mishimura is the descendant of Kachito Mishimura, the Heavenly Swordsman of the Kachi Era that saved all of Han'ei. 250 years later, things are picking up in modern settings. He will have to kill Oni, exorcise Yo-Kai, and battle the Global Government to become the Heavenly Swordsman of his own era. Many characters will join or oppose him. He will go through many struggles. All as he goes forward on his path. Join the characters on their journey through the events of Heavenly Swordsman: World Redux

One moment is enough to turn your life upside down. One moment is enough to break all the shackles and free us. One moment is enough to tell a thousand tales. ONE MOMENT.....

Manipulation... How would someone feel if their life was completely manipulated to the end? How would it be when everything from the moment of your birth to the end of your life is completely under the control of another? How much worse would it be that not just one, but all the lifetimes you have lived, be manipulated? Xiao lived two lives. In the first, he lived as the villain and died as one—a beautiful villain that made no impact on the real story whatsoever. Then he lives again in a different world, just to come back to his first. Doesn't that mean he can rewrite his mistakes? Doesn't that mean he could be great this time? But what if this was the goal from the very beginning? What happens when Xiao finds this goal and escapes his fate? What if the puppet escapes the puppeteer's hands, reshaping destiny, fate, and karma? What if this former plaything becomes the ultimate threat to causality itself? Witness as Xiao compels both the living and the departed to chant his name... Until the very cosmos quakes in awe of his might and fear of his name......

  It was a sunny day in a wonderful world, with a golden sun hanging in the sky releasing the might of the morning sun    Giving everything under its light rays a touch of gold to it from its light, making it majestic, those that were under the light ray of the sun felt some magical power coming from the sun and it was refreshing their bodies filling them with strength as far as the plants on the earth, the seeds in the earth and the sand itself was feeling the wonderful power of the sun. The power coming from the sun was like a strong will giving life to everything in the world. After the sun started releasing this power to the world a calm and peaceful breeze started blowing in the world and the awesome thing that happened was that this peaceful wind was sweeping the power coming from the sun into every single place that the light ray could not enter. The wind was increasing the places where the power of the sun could enter no matter how dark the place was or how tough the thing might be. As long as the thing could feel the air, be it living or non-living things they were all receiving the power from the sun that was directed to them by the wind. The scenario of the world was beyond words. The buildings of the world look like what were made out of the finest jade in the world.   The world was like paradise with magnificent plants with every fruit on a tree giving off special air making one want to eat the fruits just from seeing it alone.  Helping themselves to see how wonderful this special-looking fruit is, what it will taste like, and how beneficial the fruits are after eating. They were different flying creatures in the sky fly to some trees to take some fruit for themselves for food. The World was filled with magnificence and tranquility. The peaceful nature will make one thinks that this world was always peaceful with no difficult period to face at all like a perfect world with no injustice and everyone could live without having fear of a war coming to take loved ones from them and ruining their life  Is there any world without war, without the struggle of survival, and without taking the side of someone close to you over some stranger? Welcome to a world called Eden where magic and immortality exist. From the beginning of the world there magicians and cultivators everywhere. With these two schools of thought focus on their different field of practice.

At just 19, Rhian Su is living her dream as a successful novelist, supported by her loving family and two protective older brothers. She’s always been the pampered princess, but when it comes to love, she’s still a newbie. Then there’s Levi Gu, a handsome, cool-headed CEO nine years her senior. He’s a family friend and has built a life focused on work, never thinking he’d fall for anyone—until he meets Rhian. As their lives intertwine, Rhian's playful spirit begins to thaw Levi’s cold exterior. Together, they explore what it means to connect, sharing laughter, dreams, and a growing bond. Authors Note Chapters of Our Hearts: Unscripted Moments is a heartwarming story about unexpected love, the beauty of companionship, and how the best moments often come when you least expect them.

In the bustling city of Bacolod, Rain and Frey share an inseparable bond forged in childhood. But one fateful day, Frey vanishes without a trace, leaving Rain lost in the maze of memories and unanswered questions. Despite years passing, Rain struggles to move forward, her absence casting a long shadow over his life. Years later, Rain finds himself navigating the world of college, where he meets Lisa, a bright and lively spirit, and Yuri, a reserved but fiercely determined top student. As these new friendships form, Rain is torn between his lingering connection to Frey and the unexpected spark he feels with Lisa and Yuri. Just when he begins to find a fragile sense of peace, Natasha, a friend from his past, returns bearing a gift and a promise to bring Rain into a new chapter of his life. But as they reconnect, Rain realizes that Natasha may hold the key to a mystery buried deep in the past—one that could finally shed light on Frey’s disappearance and reveal the secrets hidden within those lost years. Lost Shadows is a journey through the weight of memory, the courage to confront what’s been left behind, and the discovery of unexpected bonds that bring light to the darkest corners of the heart.

On the surface, Chen Fan was just an ordinary college student, but in secret, he was a powerhouse that made all the big shots tremble in fear! Having never been a student before, how was he to play this role? "All my friends are living well, while all my enemies are repenting in Hell!!" —— Chen Fan.

He was a good Blacksmith then......... Korean novel abstract strikes

A story of a man given another chance to live a new life as a female with Heavenly Enchantress Art from Godly Devouring System

The mobile phone is abnormal, it’s on my dantian. You can gather the true power of Xiantian, you can check the Heavenly Dao in the world, and you can explore the merits of opportunities. Invincible Taoism can be recorded. There are superb cultivation methods here, there are tyrannical gods and demons, and there are monsters that do harm to the world. Others cultivate Magic Treasures Flying Sword, Su Dong cultivation, is a smart phone.

In a country called Alkandash there is a Clan called Yoriuchi, a great Clan that is famous throughout Alkandash. Hakken Yoriuchi is the son of Yoshi Yoriuchi, a Clan Leader. Even though Hakken has a great father, he doesn't care about it, he hates his father because of his very bad upbringing, Hakken is forced to study and train in order to be the same as his father. Even though he hates his father, he still respects him. Hakken is accompanied by his older sister, Sara Yoriuchi. Hakken gets warmth and affection from his older sister. Hakken has a dream to go explore the vast world and find all the mysteries in this world. Will his dream come true?

"Child of the Sun," a celestial voice echoed, "You are blessed with My Divine Power." "Fear not, Child of Moonlight," another ethereal voice responded, "for Thou Shalt Have My Blessing too." Full of anger and tears, Jacob demanded, "Who are you, and why bestow these blessings upon me now?" "After her passing," he sobbed, "these blessings were the only reason that brought me scorn." Jacob Vermont, the ill-fated sixth son of the Vermont Family, had endured a lifetime of misery. Neglect, taunts, and being labeled the "peasant blood" and "cursed child" were but a few of his tribulations. But Jacob’s life was about to change as he uncovered the secrets of his family’s lineage and embarked on a quest to fulfill his long-awaited destiny. His Ultimate Aim: 1. To defeat the true instigator of his suffering. 2. To ascend as the Heavenly Demon God. Forging a path toward his Divine Fate, even the Gods are shocked. This is a fantasy story with a classic Empire and Murim style. Original Work by [CosmicDemonGod]. **note this is a story with the TAMPG (It will drop very soon ;) ) as the Main plot; it can be called independent as its a story that connects to the Main story, Not branches from it. I will be also posting this story on RoyalRoad.com #TLOTHD_coming_soon #TAMPG

Pewaris cantik, gadis Bar-bar×Suka makan+Cinta segiempat+Romantis】Siapa yang tidak suka dengan kucing? Suka. Bahkan ketika hewan satu ini dalam bahaya sontak kita berusaha melindunginya. Namun, ketika akibatnya adalah dirimu yang menjadi kucing, bagaimana rasanya? Itulah yang dialami Sophie. Ketika melindungi seekor kucing yang hampir tertabrak mobil, dirinya bertukar tubuh menjadi kucing. Bahkan sebagian ingatannya menghilang. Untungnya, Sophie adalah wanita yang tegar dan kuat. Di tengah perjuangan mengembalikan ingatan dan tubuhnya, dia diselamatkan oleh Davian, pria dingin yang tampan. "Mulai sekarang namamu adalah Yum Yum!" ucapnya sambil membelaiku. "Meong!" protes Sophie. Tapi apa daya, si kucing lemah hanya bisa pasrah. Harga diri menjadi nomor dua di balik perutnya yang sudah kelaparan. Dengan dampingan Davian, kebenaran perlahan mulai terbuka. Bersamaan itu tanpa dia sadari, benih benih cinta muncul di hati Sophie terhadap majikannya, meskipun Davian tidak mengetahuinya. Bisakah Sophie kembali ke tubuh manusianya dan menggapai hati Davian? Ikuti perjalanan seru dan mendebarkan dari Yum Yum Moments.

..... .... ... It was so painful, It hurts so much, It feels like hell, I felt like I was lying down but my back was not touching anything, No it felt like I was floating Everything was covered in darkness I couldn't see or hear anything it felt like I've lost track of time since I've been here I couldn't move, I couldn't shout, even if I tried no one will hear me because no one is here… After what seems like eternity , I felt something . I thought it was soothing but after a few minutes it started buzzing it started causing pain and it was like electricity zipping into my body and soul it felt like my soul was breaking apart it felt like I was about to burst . It went on for a long time then I heard a girls voice . no . to be precise a woman's voice she said "This is your second chance don't dissapoint me and don't die quickly, also make them pay" Now that I have a new life and I know the odds I vow to do my best to achieve my final gaol which is "REVENGE"