Liar Liar Holy Hell

Kieran Vahlor The first Orc ever to join The Protectors. They were formed centuries ago during The Titanfall Wars, a conflict that nearly destroyed Ashenvale. As the Titans' corruption spread, threatening to consume the world, the strongest warriors and mages united under a single banner. Their purpose: to combat the growing tide of darkness and protect the innocent. Over time, the Protectors became more than just an order—they became a symbol of resistance against the chaos of Ashenvale.

What if you needed the pain to discover the truth you were born for? These were my words when I left that hideous path This was the result of rituals and plans woven by the tyrants of the Church, who wove a fate that bound me to a path that I could neither escape nor understand. Can I escape from the chains of the past? Everything becomes reversed, as the beginning was the beginning of the end. He lived in a strange, dark world, full of shadows that became a part of him, and in the end he disappeared as he began, just a shadow in an infinite world.

A book about Austria’s recovery to mightiness!!! A history about House of Habsburg’s struggles and successes!!! The Holy Roman Empire — which was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire — now came back!!!

The Famous family in the Cosmo known to be the “The Protectors” Pure-bloodied vampires blessed with special abilities and access to magic, is presume to be the perfecto. Not long their happiness was snatch away by their own blood! A dead tyrant born to rule over the lower realm of the cosmo, darkness unfold not only on Dracu but the whole cosmo as a new era begin, a era that despise the races of mortal and see them as nothing but food!

Lucinda Perry, seorang penyendiri sosial dan pekerja keras, berjanji pada dirinya sendiri untuk benar-benar menggila di ulang tahunnya yang ke-25 dan bahkan mencetak one night stand jika ia mendapatkan promosi yang sudah lama ditunggu di pekerjaannya. Beberapa hari sebelum ulang tahunnya yang ke-25, dia dipromosikan ke posisi yang lebih tinggi dan tidak hanya itu, tapi ke kantor pusat di kota yang berbeda. Harus menghabiskan malam ulang tahunnya di kota baru, dia pergi ke klub di mana dia bertemu dengan orang asing tampan, Thomas Hank, yang menawarkan diri untuk menjadi one night stand-nya setelah melihat daftar berani-melakukannya, yang termasuk memiliki satu malam berdiri. Thomas Hank, setelah digunakan oleh beberapa wanita di masa lalu, bertekad untuk mendapatkan wanita impiannya yang akan mencintainya untuk dirinya sendiri dan bukan karena kekayaannya. Jadi ketika dia bertemu Lucinda Perry yang imut dan polos di klub, dia memutuskan untuk menjaga identitas aslinya dari dia dan mencari tahu apakah dia layak untuk dia pertahankan. ***Excerpt*** Apa yang lebih menghibur daripada sisi karakter yang gila? Katakan halo pada Sonia dan Bryan. Jantung Sonia berhenti berdetak sebentar, lalu berbagai pemikiran mulai berterbangan di kepalanya pada saat yang sama. Bryan Hank? Idola selebriti yang dia naksir sedang berlutut tepat di depannya dan memintanya untuk menjadi istrinya? Apakah dia salah mengira dia dengan orang lain? Apakah mungkin ini adalah lelucon, atau mungkin ini seperti salah satu lelucon selebriti dan ada kamera-kamera di sekitar, menunggu untuk merekam dia membuat dirinya tampak bodoh? Atau mungkin dia sedang bermimpi? Sonia bertanya-tanya sambil melihat-lihat sekitar mereka, tetapi yang dia lihat hanyalah penonton yang penasaran. "Tolong! Jadilah istriku dan buat aku menjadi pria paling bahagia di Bumi," katanya dengan suara keras yang menarik perhatian semua orang. Editornya yang telah ditunggunya selama lebih dari satu jam karena dia mencoba menandatangani kesepakatan dengan produser film yang tertarik dengan salah satu ceritanya, muncul saat itu juga, "Sonia, kamu kenal Bryan Hank?" Tanyanya dengan heran saat melihat adegan di depannya. Sepertinya sudah berjam-jam sejak Bryan berlutut, tapi ternyata baru satu menit. Bryan tahu tidak ada wanita yang cukup gila untuk menerima proposal gila seperti itu, dan bahkan jika ada yang mau menerima, membayarnya dan membatalkan keseluruhan hal tersebut akan mudah karena yang dia inginkan hanyalah skandal yang bisa terjadi dari situ. Judul beritanya mendatang akan tentang proposal pernikahan yang ditolak atau pertunangannya yang dikatakan, yang cukup membuat Sophia lepas dari kaitannya. "Ya!" Jawab Sonia dengan semangat sambil menganggukkan kepalanya dan mengulurkan jarinya agar dia memakaikan cincin pertunangan. "Ya?" Tanya Bryan dengan bingung saat mendengar jawabannya. "Ya! Aku akan menjadi istrimu dan membuatmu menjadi pria paling bahagia di dunia!" Sonia berkata dengan tertawa dan menggerakkan jarinya hingga Bryan memasukkan cincin itu ke jarinya. Secara mengejutkan cincin itu adalah ukuran yang tepat untuknya, dan duduk di jarinya seolah-olah dibuat khusus untuknya. Suara tepuk tangan meledak di sekitar mereka saat Sonia berdiri dengan senyum lebar di wajahnya dan memeluk Bryan sebelum menciumnya tepat di bibir. Bryan sedikit terkejut dengan keberaniannya tapi cepat pulih karena ini adalah permainannya, dan dia harus ikut serta. Dia lah yang mendekatinya terlebih dahulu, bagaimanapun juga. Jadi ketika dia mencoba memutuskan ciuman, dia memegang dagunya dan perlahan menggigit bibir bawahnya sebelum membuka bibirnya dengan lidahnya dan mengisapnya dengan cara yang menggoda, mengeluarkan desahan dari Sonia. Sonia merasa pusing. Ini terlalu bagus untuk menjadi kenyataan. Itu haruslah mimpi. Bagaimana lagi dia bisa menjelaskan bahwa pada suatu saat dia duduk di lobi hotel menunggu editornya, dan pada saat berikutnya dia bertunangan dengan idola selebriti yang dia naksir dan menciumnya di sini di depan umum?

Aurelian previously royalty in a small kingdom at the Southwestern corner of the continent, had escaped in the last minutes before the capital was overran by a dungeon break with a wretched monster in the mix. he then travels across the land finding out that even though he he’s older than normal he can still awaken his lineage. classes: to rank up your class you have to complete tasks related to your lineage and connected to dungeons. Humanoid classes: 1: unawkened 2:awakened 3:exalted 4:revered 5:absolute 6: living god monster classes 1:unawakened 2:awakened 3:wretched 4:exiled 5:rouge 6:void soul lineages: they are someone’s signature of their soul. These signatures are passed down from the god in the ancient times. however some with lineages can stay unawakened if their soul isn’t strong enough. ——————————————————— I’m hoping to make this story pretty long so bare with me if it feels slow.

4 heroes. sword, shield, bow and axe heroes. They were chosen to chase away God who decided that mortals were not needed and should be annihilated. since then, 4 heroes have been born in humans. so for 100,000 years until the story of where Akira was born as the hero of the sword, Gamble, the hero of the shield, Elara, the heroine of the bow, and Seraphina, the heroine of the axe. when they received their hero weapons, the king's daughter decided to frame the shield hero for rape and attempting to kill her. From that moment on, the hero of the Shield was banished from the main city and lived in a city nearby, attending a university for magicians and warriors, and there he found a friend, Akira, the hero of the sword.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

In a distant future where humanity thrives in the far reaches of space, the Skeld II, a colossal research and exploration vessel, serves as a beacon of hope and progress. Manned by a diverse crew of scientists, engineers, and military personnel, the ship’s mission is to push the boundaries of human knowledge. But beneath its polished exterior lies a creeping darkness—a sinister force that threatens not only the Skeld but the fragile fabric of human civilization. When a series of gruesome murders shatters the ship’s tranquility, rookie crew member Jean finds himself thrust into a nightmare of betrayal and fear. As paranoia spreads, Captain Max must rally his dwindling team against an unseen foe. Meanwhile, Kenneth, a trusted officer, descends into madness, invoking ancient powers and summoning the Dark One, a malevolent entity from a forgotten age. As alliances crumble and the body count rises, the survivors must confront the truth: the parasite that plagues them isn’t just physical—it’s spiritual, tearing apart their minds and sowing distrust. Their mission becomes clear: unite or perish. But in the face of overwhelming darkness, sacrifice becomes inevitable, and each character must wrestle with their own humanity. Hell on Earth is a gripping tale of survival, betrayal, and redemption, blending visceral horror with intense action. In a universe where shadows linger and light feels scarce, the Skeld’s crew must fight not only for their lives but for their souls. For on this ship, even the stars can’t save you from what lurks in the void.

It all began from an OH SHIT moment. Retired field agent Era decides to escape her past by running away to an Italian Monastery, basking in the sun and sipping on Gods Blood all day. Until she’s relocated to a backwater covenant in rural Yorkshire, and thrust into a new world. And NOT the one you might expect. This tale drags her through trials, pesky Gods, blood fueds, academies and cults, all begrudgingly i might add, as Era transforms from a reluctant participant interested only in her own survival to the last hope for humanity. This novel is a action packed, fantasy thriller meeting the criminal underworld, all wrapped in a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Nero Solace, a 17 year old rank 2 plumber receives an invite to Heii, an organization solely for rogue plumbers. There's only one condition— The leader will call for help one day. When he does... everyone will assist.

"With you, the red light will eventually turn green" ===== As she looked into his eyes, those deep dark irises, eyes that seemed to look into her very soul. That smirk that screamed 'danger'. She shuddered, feeling cold sweat drench her shirt "What's wrong?" his magnetic voice sounded with almost inhuman dexterity, he held her by the waist. "Stay-stay back, don't touch me!" her voice was shaking, almost breaking into a shout, but was actually a whimper. She slipped into his arms, heart pounding, eyes darting. Feeling complicated, a mixture of reluctance and pleasure. His chiseled face leaned into her hair, noise sniffing greedily. Her hair stood on end with nervousness, seeing the sharp fangs at the edges of his reddish pink lips. "Now you can be mine forever" 'No' she thought, but couldn't bring herself to speak. She gradually closed her eyes in despair. "I won't kill you, you're to beautiful for that" seeing her disposition, the man was amused. Vera opened her eyes in bewilderment and confusion. Mustering her courage and will, she managed yo squeeze out one word. "Why?" Her imagination ran wild, doubts began to form and dissipate at astonishing speeds. She hated when she wasn't aware of the situation. Soon her fear became anger, and anger gave way to rage. "So you kidnapped me and made me feel like a piece of shit for nothing?" The man smiled widely, and her fear returned. {CREDIT TO THE OWNER OF THE COVER From Pinterest}∆∆

For Jamie Vayne, life could be better, but he’s not complaining. His career as a musician might not be on the fast track, and he still has to work to earn a paycheck, but his following on a particular platform for the naughty eye in search of the sexy guy is on the rise, and his hookup success nears one hundred percent in terms of both sides’ satisfaction. Life is far from a straight line, and certain enticing curves are to be expected. Less expected is having a curve ball thrown at him by no other than the Sunny Hill gossip rag, Xpress. A weirdo who loves dressing up now follows him around, ruining his chances to score, and the next thing he knows, his failures are displayed in bold letters for all the campus’s entertainment. Jamie loves a challenge. He’ll catch Xpress, and when he does... That’s what this story is about.

after the world ended neo reincarnated into another earth, AS THE HEIR TO HELL!?

i don't honestly know i'm just writing a story that i made when i was younger

Hell has been sealed, the Lord of Hell has been slain. Now, no devil or demon shall ever haunt the world. Now, no sinner shall ever be banished into its horrid prisons. But what if the sinner himself... wishes to enter? —Standing parallel to this reality is an enormous opportunity. One toward which massive armies are striving for. There is no way to enter Hell but to make a pact with a Devil. But with bedazzling opportunities stoking the flames of hell, countless moths are being prodded onward. The stakes are high... it's not about some noble goal... The Throne of Hell is on the line! Inexplicably thrust into this world, Santy finds himself alone in the face of the armies of humans, monsters, and devils alike. As he digs deeper down into the pits of hell, will he unearth the answers to the mysteries surrounding him, or dig a grave so deep that it will forever ensnare him.

At the Sacred Academy, Lucian Sylvian is a first-year student whose past and goals have him setting his sights on the power of the temple and the empire, and under the guise of holiness he has sworn to destroy the temple and its darkness even if it means becoming the devil himself.

In a sprawling urban landscape intertwined with a hidden universe of mysticism, Rey emerges as an unlikely hero with an unyielding determination to safeguard his family and cherished ones from the shadows that haunt their world. Faced with the daunting task of mastering newfound strength, Rey embarks on a journey of self-discovery and transcendence, spurred by the enigmatic allure of a relic that promises ascension to the realm of gods. As Rey navigates the complexities of this intricate universe, he encounters an eclectic array of allies and adversaries, each wielding their own fragment of power drawn from the mystic tapestry that binds their reality. Amidst the chaos of urban life, Rey unearths the secrets of ancient lore and uncovers the existence of the revered God Relic, a fabled artifact said to grant unparalleled power and the keys to ascend to divine heights. With every revelation, Rey's resolve is tested as he grapples with the tantalizing temptation of godhood and the profound responsibility it entails. As he delves deeper into the mysteries of the universe, Rey must confront his inner conflicts and navigate the treacherous path between light and darkness, all while contending with forces that seek to exploit the relic's power for their own nefarious ends. In a world where the boundaries between mortal and divine blur, Rey finds himself at the epicenter of a cosmic struggle that will determine the fate of all existence. Will he succumb to the seductive allure of godhood, forsaking his humanity in the process, or will he rise above the chaos and forge a new destiny grounded in the strength of his convictions? "RISE OF THE HOLY DEMONIC GOD" is a spellbinding urban fantasy epic that explores the timeless themes of power, sacrifice, and the eternal quest for enlightenment. Join Rey on his daring odyssey as he navigates the perilous depths of the universe, fueled by an unwavering determination to protect those he loves and unlock the mysteries of existence in a world where the line between mortal and divine is blurred. ___________________________________________________________________ This novel has many more tag like World building, Transmigration and romance, superpowers and more so just read it and enjoy. There may be some grammar mistake in this as I am a newbie so, please cooperate and read it.

The story follows teenager Akira Alaire, a 16 years old Canadian female Mafia member working for a Mafia group. She is known as the girl who disappears by her few but influential fellow Mafia members. Despite being a cold ruthless killer. She is super shy and struggles to hold a conversation on her own. But when she is in the middle of a battle it's almost as if there is another personality deep within her, hiding until the time is just right. When the story starts she has been working for her boss for almost 2 years. Her parents were also involved in the mafia but were not as powerful as their daughter. As her 17th birthday is coming up. A man almost halfway across the world sends his henchmen to kidnap her and bring her to him. Claiming they both have been blessed by God’s child Jesus. Why is this mysterious man interested in her and claims her to be blessed by Jesus? Follow her around to see her involve herself more and more in the complicated politics of the underground. And also see who the other 5 individuals are who have been "Blessed By Jesus"

She who wanted to live so badly have to die. He who wanted to die so badly have to live. She who is alive, lives like dead. He who can't be called living, is living and has been since ...eternity. One is mortal, other is immortal came across each other with different fates.

In a world ravaged by demonic calamities, Aiden, a man who lost everything, his sister vanished in a mysterious abduction, his parents scarred by the hellish energy that brought demons to Earth. Amidst the chaos, Aiden is cast out by his foster family, cheated of all he held dear. But fate grants him an opportunity: to save his ailing mother, locate his missing sister, and ascend to unparalleled strength as something more than a Contractor, humanity's last hope against the infernal onslaught. A tale of resilience, retribution, and redemption unfolds in the ashes of a shattered world.

A história gira em torno de um jovem de dezoito anos chamado Carlos que mora em uma kitnet no Rio de Janeiro. Em uma certa noite ele acaba experimentando um lanche de uma hamburgueria um tanto diferente, a partir daquele momento sua vida jamais será a mesma. ‍ Carlos acaba morrendo e com isso ele consegue um emprego, mas não é um emprego comum, o seu desempenho será fundamental para que ele agrade os seus superiores e consiga o que não mais o pertence. AVISO!!! Essa Light Novel não é para crianças, a linguagem é pesada e não possui filtros. É uma obra politicamente incorreta que abordará certos temas que pode incomodar o leitor. Para saber mais acesse: https://hellsburger-pre-venda.netlify.app/ Vou deixar o canal do telegram aqui, costumo postar os capítulos com antecedência por lá.  https://t.me/+p6bGExq_SjllYWYx

A very long time ago, the existence of other creatures was hardly believed. We(humans) thought that only our kind existed in the world, until a very life changing event happened. The vampires and demons reveled themselves to the world after centuries of hiding. It was said that a precious treasure was locked away in the human world and only the chosen one will be able to obtain the treasure. This treasure was none other than the Ancient Holy Dragon which has said to be asleep, waiting for its master to awaken it Warning ⚠️ MATURE CONTENTS AHEAD 18+

In a world where the gates of Hell opened, a group of heroes closed them after they beat the guardian, but one of the heroes got trapped inside. What will happen in his adventure to escape Hell? Find out by reading Hell's Gluttony.