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Steadily becoming a saint, the immortal officials hired me to tend the horses

The latest novel by the author of 'I Became An Immortal On Mortal Realm', Let me laugh, the author you will never be disappointed with, enjoy to your heart's content!!! ------------- Author's message to webnovel readers: It has come as an unexpected delight that Xianxia novels, a genre unique to China, have been warmly received by an international audience. I sincerely thank everyone for their support. I am committed to considering all the valuable suggestions put forth by readers, and to maintaining the style you have all come to love, all the while striving to continue delivering my best work. The book "Steadily Becoming a Saint, The Immortal Officials Hired Me to Tend the Horses" retains the familiar style of my previous works but ventures into entirely new territory with its plot and world-building. This story will reflect mortal aspirations for eternal life and ascension to immortality, as well as portray the epic tale of celestial beings witnessing the evolution of the universe through the ages. I hope you will all enjoy it. Best regards. by Let me laugh ------------- As a house servant, Gu An accidentally shattered a jar of Spirit Flowers in his youth, and in his panic, he discovered that he had seized twelve years of life span! A path to immortality thus unfolded before Gu An's eyes! In order to cultivate in peace, Gu An chose to become a Servant Disciple of the Supreme Sect, planting medicinal herbs daily to cultivate by seizing the life span of these herbs. Through the evolution of life span, his Basic Skill constantly evolved, deducing from Basic Sorcery to reach Divine Skills that connected to heaven! Eras changed, constellations shifted, and the Mortal World transformed vastly. Gradually, legends of immortals emerged in the Mortal World. The immortal known as Gu An expended half of his life span, helping his Cultivation Level break through the limits of the Immortal Path and achieving the realm of a Saint, soaring above the heavenly laws. However, one day, a white-robed old man with a saintly presence came to visit Gu An. "I am Xuan Qing from the Heavenly Stars above, appointed by the Heavenly Emperor Tai Hao. Hearing of Daoist Friend's numerous benevolent deeds in the Mortal World and your countless rescues of the living beings here, the merits are immeasurable. Thus, I have been dispatched from the Lower Realm to invite Daoist Friend to join the ranks of the immortals, to take up an immortal office, the Divine Steed Celestial Official." "May I ask what the duties of the Divine Steed Celestial Official are?" "In the Heavenly Court, there are divine steeds that can traverse earth and heaven and penetrate Yin Yang. The Divine Steed Celestial Official is responsible for looking after and feeding these divine steeds." Huh? Taking care of horses? Groom?!
Let me laugh · 1.2M Views

I Found a Bloodline System RV

Leonard, a 22-year-old office worker, felt the weight of the world on his shoulders. After a long, exhausting day filled with endless deadlines and demanding clients, he trudged home one evening, the stress of his life pressing down on him. As he walked, lost in thought, he didn’t see the manhole cover ahead. With a sudden, jarring slip, he tumbled into darkness. When he finally regained consciousness, Michael found himself in a strange new world. Confused, he looked around and realized he was in a completely different body. A surge of excitement coursed through him. As a lifelong manga enthusiast, he had always dreamed of being reborn as a powerful protagonist in a fantastical realm. But his hopes were quickly dashed as he took in his surroundings. This world was ruled by vampires and werewolves, powerful beings who held dominion over humanity, reducing them to mere slaves. Michael’s heart sank at the realization: he was now among the oppressed, and freedom seemed like a distant dream. Determined to change his fate, Michael resolved to earn enough money to buy his freedom from slavery. He found work in a dark, oppressive mine, toiling long hours alongside others who shared his plight. One day, while digging deep in the cold earth, he stumbled upon an ancient, glowing orb. Intrigued, he reached out to touch it, but as he did, a surge of energy coursed through him, draining almost half of his life force. But rather than succumb to despair, Michael discovered that the orb had unlocked a mysterious Bloodline system within him. This newfound power surged through his veins, awakening something deep inside. Fueled by determination, he vowed to harness this strength and become the strongest warrior, just like the protagonists in his beloved manga. With each passing day, Michael trained harder, learning to wield his abilities and navigate the treacherous world around him. He formed alliances with other slaves and began plotting a way to rise against their oppressors. As he ventured into the unknown, he encountered formidable foes and breathtaking landscapes, each challenge pushing him closer to his goal of freedom. Join Leonard on his incredible journey filled with wonder, danger, and the quest for liberation in a world where hope seems lost. Will he become the hero he always dreamed of being, or will he be consumed by the darkness that surrounds him?
Blank_Rave · 7.8K Views

Through Time and Space: Entangled by Red Thread

When Derek first encounters Elysia, their connection is electric—wild, untamed—but shrouded in a thick tension that neither of them can shake. In the dim light of a bathroom, Derek’s fury boils over. He grabs her by the neck, his grip firm and unforgiving, his voice a low growl as he demands, "Who are you?" Her emerald green eyes meet his, a storm of emotions swirling between them. His dark gaze locks onto hers, intense and unrelenting, but there’s something else—something unspoken—that ignites a fire neither can control. ----------------- Years later... Elysia blinks in shock, her heart racing as she suddenly finds herself straddling Derek’s lap. Her eyes widen, voice trembling, “W-What? How… did I end up here?” Derek’s devilish smile sends a shiver down her spine. “Hi, baby,” he murmurs, voice smooth as silk, his hands lingering on her waist. Elysia, cheeks turning pink as she tries to laugh it off: "Uh…bye, baby. Wrong place. Really wrong place." She tries to push away, but his strong hands grip her waist, keeping her in place. "No, sweetheart," Derek's tone shifts, low and sultry. "You’re exactly where you belong. I’ve missed you." Elysia’s breath hitches, her mind spinning as she stammers, her voice barely a whisper, "I didn’t… uh, I mean… hmm." Derek leans in, his lips brushing against her ear, his breath warm against her skin. "Don’t worry, love. I’ll make sure you miss me." His lips claim hers in a kiss that burns with unspoken desire, igniting everything between them. ----------------- In a world where time stands still, Princess Elysia's journey takes a shocking turn when hidden powers are unleashed on the day she got married in the 11th century. Elysia is abruptly transported from the 11th century to the bustling 21st century. Surrounded by towering buildings and strange technology, she finds herself in a foreign land where danger lurks at every corner. Hunted by shadowy figures intent on killing her, Elysia has no idea why. In this modern world, she encounters Derek Park, a powerful businessman notorious for his ruthless reputation. His dark eyes and fierce demeanor instill fear in many. Their fates are entwined by a mysterious red thread that binds them together, and each time Elysia appears before Derek, their meetings spark with electric tension and conflict. Unbeknownst to Elysia, the red thread signifies a deeper connection—one that transcends time itself, which she is yet to discover. As the red thread continuously draws her back into Derek's life, Elysia begins to unravel the truth behind her abilities and the reasons for her unexpected appearances before Derek, leaving her both intrigued and perplexed. "Can Elysia unlock the secrets of her power and understand her connection to Derek before it's too late?" Or Will their clash reveal the true path of their destinies? Will Elysia and Derek be able to unravel the mystery behind the Red thread? Dive into this enchanting tale of love, courage, and the timeless struggle against fate in "Through Time and Space: Entangled by the Red Thread."
dreamwhisper_ar · 1.2K Views

Space Time Emperor

Xuan, the once-revered Space Emperor, was a figure of myth and legend. His mastery over the spatial arts made him unmatched in his prime. He could fold space with a flick of his hand, walk between worlds as easily as stepping through a door, and his power over the stars themselves earned him his title. Yet, despite all his might, Xuan had fallen—betrayed by those he once trusted,his empire shattered, and his cultivation crippled. But the Martial Dao was not a straight line, nor did it end with defeat. Xuan had always believed that the true essence of the Martial Dao was not in reaching the peak, but in the struggle to rise, again and again, no matter how many times fate knocked him down. His fall had only awakened a deeper understanding within him—an understanding that would propel him beyond his previous limits. Wandering in the desolate void, Xuan discovered ancient techniques and remnants of civilizations long lost to the flow of time. Each one held fragments of power that, when pieced together, opened new doors to cultivation realms previously thought unreachable. His body, broken and weak, was forged anew in the flames of adversity. The very spatial laws he once mastered had now evolved within him. Xuan’s enemies believed him to be finished, but they did not understand the determination of a man who had seen beyond the confines of life and death. Would he rise above the heavens, or would the forces arrayed against him crush him once more? One thing was certain: Xuan’s journey was far from over.!
HUNTERS_TURN · 16.6K Views

Beyond Space and Time: The Supreme Path 超越时空:至高之道

Beyond Space and Time: The Supreme Path 超越时空:至高之道 In a world where power determines all, where mighty cultivators command the elements and immortals soar through the nine heavens, the weakest son of a declining clan discovers that the greatest powers often hide in the smallest spaces. When Li Yun finds a seemingly worthless pearl in his clan's herb garden, none could guess that he has stumbled upon a fragment of creation itself—the Primordial Pearl, an artifact so profound it exists beyond the comprehension of even immortals. Yet this supreme treasure chooses to hide itself, merging with Li Yun's dantian and disguising his potential. Where others seek to master the visible forces of the world, Li Yun begins to perceive the microscopic cracks in reality itself—the spaces between spaces, the moments between moments. In a realm where cultivation means displaying power, can one who sees the smallest paths find his way to the greatest heights? When others command storms, Li Yun notices the space between raindrops. While they force mountains to move, he understands the gaps between grains of sand. This is the story of a journey beyond ordinary cultivation, beyond the boundaries of space and time themselves. This is the path of one who will transcend the very laws of creation—not through overwhelming force, but through ultimate understanding. The Supreme Path begins with the smallest step...
DaoistaOmyWT · 636 Views

REAL HACKER FOR BITCOIN RECOVERY;;;;CONTACT CYBER TECH WIZARD

Jivo chat contact@cyber-tech-wizard.ltd Website https://cyber-tech-wizard.ltd WhatsApp +1 520552 9379 Don’t ask me how it happened, but one fateful day, I made the rookie mistake of mistaking my crypto wallet app for a game on my phone. I know, I know it sounds ridiculous, but in my infinite wisdom (or perhaps due to a caffeine-induced haze), I clicked around, convinced I was “unlocking achievements” and leveling up my digital life. What I really unlocked was my $350,000 Bitcoin wallet—right out of my reach. Talk about a plot twist I never saw coming! As the realization of my blunder sank in, panic set in. My heart raced faster than a toddler who’s just spotted a cookie jar. “What have I done?” I muttered to myself, my mind racing through all the worst-case scenarios. I frantically tapped on my phone, but my wallet was still locked tight, as if it had thrown a digital tantrum. With a sinking feeling in my stomach, I knew I had to act fast. I picked up the phone and called Cyber Tech Wizard , my last hope in this absurd situation. I half-expected them to burst into laughter at my ludicrous story. But to their credit, they didn’t laugh (at least not out loud). Instead, they approached my case with a calm professionalism that instantly put me at ease. “Don’t worry,” they assured me, “we’ve seen stranger things. "Their team dove into action, using their advanced forensic tools to unravel the mess I had created. It was like watching a magic show, only instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat, they were extracting my funds from the depths of my blundering mistakes. In no time, they worked their magic and restored my access to my $350,000 Bitcoin wallet. I could hardly believe it! Once I regained access, I felt like I’d been handed a golden ticket to a treasure hunt. I couldn’t thank Cyber Tech Wizard enough for their expertise and patience in dealing with my ridiculous mix-up. As a precautionary measure, I promptly deleted all the games from my phone. I realized that my wallet deserves better than to be confused with a candy crush or a farming simulator. So, if you ever find yourself in a similarly absurd predicament, I highly recommend Cyber Tech Wizard . They turned my digital disaster into a success story, and I’m forever grateful to them for saving my sanity and my funds!
Daoist5ZOCCo · 153 Views

The Punisher System

At eighteen years old, she was thrown into the deepest level of hell, even though she was there already. Receiving a mysterious system that assigned seemingly harmless missions of taking out the evils of humanity, her righteous tasks ended the suffering of others but instead confined her to a life of death and madness. She wallowed in the shadowy abyss, where she withered gradually in the darkness. A frightening past hunts her as she searches for clues related to that incident. In doing so, she sunk deeper and deeper into the abyss. However, just when she was about to lose herself completely, she found her light. A bright light that appeared out of the blue and guided her out of the deep ocean of red. Now her damned soul has a bit of white, but more so red. Her hands might be stained with blood but, she would give everything to protect her light. Including herself. FL: Child, don't worry. I'll take care of everything. Just do what you want, and I'll settle the aftermath. She said with a solemn expression. ML: Ah, my little professor. First, take your hand out of the cookie jar. But since you said so, you have to remember your words. I can do anything, right? He says from behind her, his breath fanning against her ear. FL: of course. She agreed instantly. Unaware of the dangers ahead. ML: He-he. Alright~ This is a work of fiction from the author's imagination. Any resemblance to any real-life events without fore mentioning is purely coincidental. I do not own the book cover. Discord:- https://discord.gg/mk9kTgPU8M If you like this book, want to support the author or read more chapters, please do so on patreon. Patreon:- https://www.patreon.com/beautifulscarlet
Scarletwaves18 · 45.2K Views

The Omnistore System

Discord link :-https://discord.gg/VYpeADXd38 join for character artworks *ZZZr Zzrz Zzrzzr* However, an additional source disturbed his sleep, filling the room with a buzzing sound. The boy furrowed his brows in annoyance, his eyes still closed. He searched his surroundings and discovered a glass-like slab. With closed eyes, he slid his finger across it and placed it near his ear. "Hello..." he mumbled in his drowsy voice, which carried a hint of depth. "Hey, Pissed-up Prat, where are you?" a voice laced with disdain emanated from the slab. The boy, referred to as the "Pissed-up Prat" by the irritating female voice, recognized it as a voice he heard frequently but couldn't recall its owner. With his eyes still closed, he inquired, "Who is this?" "What do you mean, 'who is this'? Wake up, come home, or eat shit for breakfast if you prefer!" the voice behind the transparent slab retorted before falling silent. The boy, still not fully awakened, gazed at the half-opened glass slab with a mixture of confusion and surprise. As his eyes darted around the room, he became increasingly shocked. As he recollected the fragmented memories from the night before he lost consciousness, his gaze fell upon the entrance of the shop. Once old and damp, it now bore a different appearance. While not transformed into a luxurious space, it had undergone improvements compared to its previously dilapidated state. The shop took on a rectangular shape, with one longer side adorned with wooden shelves intricately patterned. Rows of empty glass jars lined these shelves. On the opposite side, there was another wooden shelf, also displaying empty jars. Towards the beginning of the counter, where the boy had been sleeping, there stood a peculiar machine. Confusion etched across his face, he murmured to himself, "Whose shop is this?" In response to his question, a mechanical voice resonated in his mind. [The Omnistore belongs to you, host.]
J_a_zzy · 2.1M Views

HOW TO RECOVER HACKED OR STOLEN CRYPTOCURRENCY; HIRE CYBER CONSTABLE

The experience of losing £100,000 in Bitcoin to an online scam was a jarring wake-up call that left me reeling. Like many, I had invested with hopes of achieving financial independence, only to have my dreams shattered by a sophisticated deception. The emotional aftermath was overwhelming; I felt exposed, embarrassed, and filled with regret. I constantly replayed my decisions, questioning how I could have been so naive to fall victim to such a scam. Faced with this crushing reality, I knew I had a choice: I could either surrender to despair or take proactive steps to reclaim my life. This pivotal moment led me to Cyber Constable Intelligence, I contact Them on Via WhatsApp: +1 (252) 3.7.8. (7 6 1 1) a company dedicated to helping individuals recover their lost assets from online fraud. Although I approached them with a mixture of skepticism and hope, I was quickly reassured by their professionalism and commitment to their clients. From the very first conversation, I felt a renewed sense of hope. The Cyber Constable Intelligence team was not only skilled but also empathetic, taking the time to listen to my story and understand the emotional toll of my loss. They laid out a comprehensive plan of action, detailing how they would pursue my case and what steps we would take together. This clarity transformed my feelings of helplessness into a determination to recover. As I navigated the recovery process, I gained invaluable insights into resilience and the necessity of vigilance in today’s digital landscape. The journey was not a quick fix; there were many frustrating moments that tested my resolve. However, the unwavering support from Cyber Constable Intelligence was instrumental. They kept me updated at every stage, celebrating milestones and collaboratively tackling challenges. Each day, I regained not only control over my finances but also a deeper appreciation for my own strength. Ultimately, this experience became a powerful catalyst for personal growth. I emerged from it not just with my finances on the mend but also with a renewed sense of confidence and a passion for raising awareness about online scams. My journey has taught me that setbacks, while painful, can lead to resilience through action, support, and learning. Today, I stand empowered, defined not by my loss, but by the strength and wisdom I gained throughout the recovery process. Contact info: Email: support (AT) cyberconstableintelligence.com Website info; https://cyberconstableintelligence. com
John_Wick_8255 · 245 Views

SPACE COLONIST: in the oceanic world ARK

#Synopsis: ------------------------------------------------------ In the far future the planet earth is full, and thanks to 3 key technologies, genetic manipulation, cryosleep, and advanced space engines, humanity builds deep space spaceships and launch themselves to the unknown confines of space to forge a new future away from home. Follow our young engineer Erik as he starts on his first job at the young age of 60 years old in future earth where humans will live hundreds of years, he will reach an unknown place with his spaceship by accident and to survive he will have no choice but to explore alien structures and hunt dangerous monsters to get stronger, making alliances with the locals in more than friendly terms sometimes. ------------------------------------------------------ The protagonist is a young 60 years old "young" engineer, he's easy-going and a good guy, he's been trained so he will know what he's doing most of the time, in "Chapter 1 - A New Beginning" he will explain more, as a human from the future where bodies are just flesh containers, he's fairly openminded (kinda like "Altered Carbon" from Netflix, but different, you can go one day to a genetic center, pay, and get inside a liquid tank and then, the next time you open your eyes your body has already changed, then you get your ticket and go home just like that, but combat modifications would be regulated). ------------------------------------------------------ Hi, NirvanaPenguin here, suggestions on the story are welcome, this is a book I'm gonna write for fun and to get better at writing in preparation for a story I will start next year. ------------------------------------------------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/WPM7a4Dp4J Reddit: www.reddit.com/user/NirvanaPenguin/ Twitter: @NirvanaPenguin Post a review if you liked the book to help me get exposure, thanks. Wanna send me a tip? https://www.buymeacoffee.com/nirvanapenguin https://www.paypal.me/NirvanaPenguinBooks QR: https://i.ibb.co/0mt2RpJ/Nirvana-Penguin-Books-QR-TIPS.jpg ------------------------------------------------------ A quick heads-up about the tags: tags: FirstContact, alien, mystery, technology, AI, DesignedIntelligence, Waterworld, ARK, cooking, hunting, gathering, KingdomBuilding, alliances, leviathan, genetics, FromWeakToStrong, AlienReproduction, lewd, r18, genderswap, Futanari, HappySex, genetics, teaching, mechanics, FuturisticTechnologies, weakToStrong, cautiousProtagonist. ------------------------------------------------------ Dialog Settings: '...' --> mental dialog "..." --> out loud dialog [...] --> voice inside his head but it will be clear during the book, the story might be slow for some, but i didn't wanna do a "10 years later" kinda crap and then strong to go explore, but he will slowly get there. The book cover was drawn by myself(not the background though), I will try to make or pay someone to make a cooler one in the future though. ------- Spoiler?: Inspiration for the octopeople. - Asari from Mass Effect. - sea horses. - subnautica all beings reproduce that way.
NirvanaPenguin · 1.4M Views
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