Ishowspeed Shows Meat

"Nine Heavens cast down the Undying Tree, from the tomb the Immortal's bones were fetched; Taoist Venerable tut-tutted as they drank blood plasma, Old Buddha relished in the chew of meat; Beasts and livestock rang the Dharma Drum, city foxes and hole-dwelling rats boiled in the pot; In the Immortality Wine, the resentful spirits were fishy, at the Killing Banquet, the Dao Fruit was bitter!” In this world where Daoist Skill manifested, countless Sect Cultivators, Side Door Magicians, princes and scholars, officials of high rank and nobles all coveted immortality! Owl God Tomb, stealing heavenly secrets, Pearl Gathering Skill, Holy Infant Pill, bone effigies, Yin God Shrine, human-transformed monsters, Undying Elixir, Red Line Poison, Blood Immortal insects, Mermaid Meat, gold-threaded robes, Five Poisons Primordial Spirit, Seven Star Life Extension... They killed and harmed life only to steal the "Killing Dao Fruit" borne upon that Undying Tree! Until... a sly "Fishing Man" came to this world. Wang Yuan, born with the Small Book of Life and Death, had but a simple and unadorned dream: Amid bustling strings and smoky vistas, on a night bathed in moonlight, in peace and quiet did I lean on the rail, savoring the wind, toasting to the stars. With his "Bride in bridal clothes," watching the sunrise at Taishan in the morning, admiring Qionghua in Luoyang at noon, and drinking under the aurora by the North Sea in the evening. "But you all smell so incredibly fragrant! No more, none shall escape, for today I shall crowdfund Cultivating Immortality! Please... my treasure, turn around!” The blood-red veil of the Bride abruptly fluttered to the ground.

"The more the Church supports me, the more it proves I have done the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." "Even when heretics praise me, it further proves I'm right. If heretics stay silent, it shows I have done impeccably!" "If the Church opposes me, it means they have all fallen into evil heresy, and the more heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." In the year 681, An Su was crowned the youngest Pope in the history of the Church. During his speech, he provided important guidance for the forthcoming de-divination work, emphasizing: "Now that both the Church and the heretics oppose me, it precisely shows I am on an exceedingly correct path!" ... The year 685. "It is not that the Evil God cannot be summoned, but that choosing him to take the stage is more cost-effective." Such was the assessment of the former holy woman of the demons, Yage Silvia. This statement, once made, instantly attracted attention from all sectors of society—the extensive documentary "The Legend of Pope An Su" continues to broadcast for you. —— This is a story of a top-tier heretical player speedrunning through a fantasy world.

Initially, the four elder brothers of the affluent Sang family disapproved of everything about their biological sister, their hearts and eyes solely focused on their foster sister. The eldest brother said, 'Stop embarrassing yourself with your acting, just retire from the industry.' The second brother remarked, 'Your life is less significant than Jiaojiao's movie premiere.' The third brother declared, 'Didn't buy you a gift, you are an outsider after all.' The fourth brother insisted, 'Don't come to my game, Jiaojiao will be there.' - After repeated disappointments, Sang Qiao carried her bag and left, not only setting up her own company to make money but also participating in a dating show with her ex-fiance as her partner. Just when she finished the show diligently, thinking she could gracefully retire from it, she suddenly felt a pair of large hands encircling her waist, and a man's voice murmured deeply: 'Where do you think you're going, naughty girl? Were you just leading me on this whole time? Hmm?' Sang Qiao: '!' I was taking the dating show seriously, and you actually fell in love???' From then on, she gained a powerful supporter, reaping the rewards of both a flourishing career and a love life. However, the four brothers, betrayed by their foster sister and realizing how wrong they were in their treatment of Sang Qiao, deeply regretted their past actions, attempting every means to reconcile. Facing the eldest brother she said: 'Stop squatting at my doorstep begging, you're affecting the city's appearance.' To the second brother she said: 'You've only lost a leg, if I take care of you, I'd be losing five million!' Confronting the third brother: 'Keep dumping trash at my doorstep and watch how unpleasant I can be.' And to the fourth brother: 'Tomorrow I'm going to visit a friend's dog, so I have no time for your competition.'

Zhang Xiaowei met with setbacks, and in utter despair, he returned to his rural hometown. He happened to see his sister-in-law being bullied and was accidentally injured while standing up for her. Unwittingly, this misfortune became a blessing as he received a heaven-defying inheritance, and from then on, luxury cars, villas, beautiful women, and money came to him with just a wave of his hand.

The best actor was shooting a doomsday movie when he suddenly transmigrated to a real doomsday world and became Aon Flearov, a young man with a huge debt and a blood-sucking family. What does one do in the apocalypse? Of course, shoot variety shows, live streams, do ads, act in movies, hold concerts and fan meetings— The whole showbiz world was placed in real apocalypses, and Aon, a newly-debuted doomsday star, was thrown to a random variety show to fight zombies! It was at this desperate moment that Aon awakened a superpower— A system. DING! [Heyo, dad, your son is online~] Aon: [Son, are you a farming system? A counterattack system? A pay-to-win system?? Anything will do!] The system instantly burst into tears: [B-but dad, I'm a superstar system!] And so, in a doomsday dating variety show: The system picked and chose a few "cabbages" seriously: [Dad, do you want to find me a zombie step mom or an alien step dad? Old or young? One, two, three, or four?] In a doomsday gourmet show: The system handed a frying pan, spatula, guitar, piano: [Go, dad! I want a stir-fry zombie brain, alien omakase, mutated beast AYCE, spirit plant pancakes— ] In a doomsday idol survival show: The system looked at the zombies and aliens crying on their knees, begging for mercy: [Dad! They're all moved by your singing! They want an encore!] [Dad! After you do the zombie dance, the zombies collectively change their race's name!] Doing part-time jobs in the eternal sun apocalypse, camping in a natural disaster doomsday, living with aliens, styling zombies in Doomsday Supermodel, turning into plants and fighting zombies, fighting against fellow doomsday celebrities in Doomsday Survival championships— Here, there are various shows you can and can't imagine. Name one, and it will come true. #An actor who cannot become a superstar isn't a good doomsday survivor# The three no: No R18 No harem No BL/Yuri— no bullying the author! PS: This novel is written by the author's cat

This story explains and shows my mind on bad days or thoughts, I hope this short story can help unfold you’re thoughts and make you feel better.

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

This is the story of De Longjun, a cold and stoic man and Zan Guiying, a cheerful and innocent girl. The story shows the development of their love and how they cut through all the obstacles and find their happiness together.

Fang Shi is an otaku who passes away and is reborn in the cultivation world. He receives the ‘Merchant system’ when he was about to open his own stall, and has to use his knowledge from books, games, and shows to create a business never seen before.

To survive, one must become strong, cunning, and ruthless. Rolex was no exception. Despite being poor, he managed to buy a seat at a dying Academy to pursue the path of a Waywalker. But things went out of control as he enters a Null… Follow Rolex as he defies the odds, unravels hidden mysteries, and gains unimaginable power in a world that shows no mercy.

The protagonist, a renowned gamer/YouTuber aka [TorchDancer] is a master of the game "Tril Trilo Trilogy." When offered a chance to playtest the prequel, "Part 0," he jumps at the opportunity. But a twist of fate plunges him into the game itself, transforming him into the series' ultimate villain, Frank Wonderstein. Trapped in a monstrous body, he must navigate a dangerous world, unraveling the secrets of the game and his own destiny. Can a hero become a villain? Or can a villain find redemption? Well, you'll just have to read to find out.

(Not good at these) The great nation "The Lucien Empire" A marvelous sight to behold as it shows humanity's greatest ability to adapt to a harsh and unforgiving world. Follow Hugo Barbary, a Lucien boy cursed with a mysterious ability and how his story unfolds in this cruel and strange world. HEAVILY inspired by things like Bloodborne and the Lovecraft Mythos :D

Blurb: Within the mythical realms, a devastating meteor crash annihilates all dragons on the surface, leaving one sole survivor. Burdened with a mysterious system and a quest for vengeance, Zephyr, a lazy dragon who'd rather nap and munch on meat than take flying lessons, finds his life filled with unexplainable chaos. Assimilated with an unusual system, Zephyr is thrust into the human realm to uncover the mystery behind the meteor showers. As he traverses realms, builds alliances, and seeks revenge, Zephyr struggles to piece together the memories and emotions he lost along the way. DISCLAIMER: Gore. No harem. Vengeful and Sadistic Protagonist. Read the tags. (Do give the book a read!)

When not THE Apocalypse strikes, but all of them together, where will you be? What will you do? As Humanity faces its hardest time a playful god shows mercy(?) Follow Seth on his journey to somehow survive in whatever has become of his world. Also posting on royal road. Read up to 30 chapters ahead at https://www.patreon.com/blacksmithoftheapocalypse

I was nothing but a mindless, rotting corpse, shuffling through the darkness—until a party of adventurers cut me down. That should have been the end. But instead of eternal rest, I woke up in the body of a noble. Fancy clothes, a sprawling estate, and servants calling me "Young Master." Sounds like a dream, right? There’s just one problem… I still have zombie instincts. Table manners? A nightmare. Holding a conversation? Harder than dodging a fireball. And apparently, calling the meat "too fresh" makes people really uncomfortable. Just as I start adjusting to this bizarre second life, my battle-hardened siblings return with unsettling news—monsters acting strangely, whispers of an ancient hunger awakening. And when I take my first bite of monster meat, I realize something terrifying: My hunger isn’t fading. It’s only growing. But the deeper I dig, the clearer it becomes—this hunger isn’t just mine. The Tower is waiting. The heavens are watching. And something in Hell… is calling me back. I'm moving now on royal road and scribblehub. web novel reject my novel. This Will be Later 5 By Chapter https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/106105/i-died-as-a-zombie-then-woke-up-a-noble-and-became https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1440061/i-died-as-a-zombie-woke-up-a-noble-and-became-an-adventurer/

This is a story made up of my daily essays when I was in high school. I came to the decision to put all of my English essays into a story. I hope you enjoy these stories:) Also warning there may be spoilers about shows in here because I have finished them or was half way finished with them in high school.

Emma is a smart teenage girl who is ostracized at school by her brother and his friends for something she did three months ago. She spends most of her time in Blackwood Forest until she encounters a sadistic supernatural clown boy who changes her entire life.

A girl in her early 20's got murdered by her family for money. When she woke up she had been reincarnated into a duke's family. She does not want to trust anyone after the betrayal and the trauma caused by the people close to her. How will she overcome this and live her 2nd life? Read the Novel to find out more.

Picture this. Five teenagers with five visions, one of which shows the end of the world, with the only common word being “Aregis”. Between them, they must find the truth and prevent it from happening, at the cost of their lives. In their search, they'll come across a world that won't welcome them with open arms. They'll have to choose between saving the world or surviving. Will you read their story? The story of Humanity?

Isadora, a 5-year-old girl, loses her sight after a mysterious incident. Her mother, Mrs. Lisa, seeks help from her employer, Mrs. Elena, who agrees to provide financial assistance for Isadora's surgery if they can find a donor within two months. As Mrs. Lisa navigates this challenge, Isadora meets Andrew, the son of Mrs. Elena, who shows kindness and friendship towards her. will she ever get her sight back?

The world no longer is what it should be. The fall of humanity was a fast one. Free fall from a cliff and we just kept jacking our jaws. Tough. Oh, we are so tough. Till the Reaper shows up. The story follows a man named Thorne, who discovers a relic from the past. A story of love. A story of survival. A story of the future.

Li Yi, a powerful business tycoon, is suddenly reborn in 1991, just before the IT revolution. But this time, fate has given him a second chance. His wife, who once left him, is by his side again, and the dark shadow of his daughter’s kidnapping is gone. Armed with future knowledge and an unyielding will, he sets out to rewrite his destiny. Starting with a humble meat processing factory, he battles through relentless competition, ruthless enemies, and unpredictable market shifts. With each move, Li Yi turns the tide of fortune, creating one legendary business empire after another. Will he rise to the pinnacle of power, or will his past mistakes haunt him forever? Join him on an electrifying journey of ambition, wealth, and revenge as he reshapes history and takes on the world!

Kisah cinta antara seorang dokter dingin yang sudah bercerai dengan seorang pemuda gila yang memiliki gangguan mental. Si pemuda (yang lebih muda) sangat terobsesi dan bertingkah seperti binatang buas berbalut pakaian rapi, sementara sang dokter bersikap dingin dan kebapakan. Peringatan: Ini adalah drama percintaan tanpa otak, tanpa aturan, dan mungkin mengandung hal-hal yang tidak terduga dan klise. Jika kamu tidak menyukainya, itu hakmu. Cerita ini berlatar di kota modern fiksi, bukan di negara kita atau dalam masyarakat nyata. Mohon jangan terlalu serius, jangan menghubungkannya dengan kehidupan nyata, dan jangan mencoba mencari fakta yang akurat. Konten medis, kondisi penyakit, dan sistem perawatan kesehatan dalam cerita ini telah diperiksa oleh dokter profesional, dan hasilnya adalah: tidak ada keaslian atau dasar ilmiahnya. Semuanya hanya karangan belaka, jadi jangan dianggap serius. Penulis: Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat

Zavier kingstone, cast down to earth realm is forced through timed adventures. He meats Olivia and her sister and together they embarked and faced scurging experiences in other to sort for their revenge, at least that what they thought before realizing the fate of the world rested on their hands. Read to find out what really happened

This is a story about teaching magic in a fantasy setting. As the new teacher Hito joins the magical academy, he quickly shows a slightly different approach in his methods than the students are used to.

it's like the show dexter where in Dexter it shows you the Pov of a sociopathic killer I've unlived her is a novel that shows you the POV of an Avarage person that killed someone

Our protagonist was once a world-famous Michelin-starred chef, known for his perfectionism, his arrogance, and his ability to turn any ingredient into culinary gold. He died tragically and wakes up in a high-magic fantasy world where... the food is absolute garbage. Here, people eat bland, tasteless mana-infused gruel because magic has made cooking obsolete. No one understands seasonings, textures, or proper culinary techniques. In noble households, food is just a status symbol, and commoners barely get by on unseasoned monster meat. But the protagonist has one thing in his favor—his stat screen.

the main hero meurum is thrown into the outside world after only being in the sanctuary, where he is broken and rebuilt many times after meating many characters from the outside and witnessing all types of atrocities